Stephen Colbert Returns With A Message: America, You Got This.
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4 жыл бұрынOur host Stephen Colbert returns with "A Late Show," shot in the comfort of his home, and answers the question on everyone's mind: suit or no suit? #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen's son as the cameraman and his daughter as a makeup artist. This is one good way to keep them busy.
@AG_KEMPER 4 жыл бұрын
His daughter is 25
@gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 жыл бұрын
A humble little message. I'll be good.. Stephen Bartholomew Colbert.. You're late! But it is very good to see you. #dressasyoulike.. dress the most comfortable you like.. wear a dress if it gives you that liberty.. even discover more comfortable clothes.... just don't wear awful and painful stuff just for my pleasure.. that isn't cool. Respect the virus and other natural factors... Don't Panic ✌🧙♂️ Love, respect. Thank you! #stopdressinginsomethingyoudonotlikejustcuzsomeonetoldyouIdemandit.. please Also send the front line forces saving lives.. putting they're own in danger.. for all our.. . Send them 42%bigger retirement funding. And now.. increased salary by 10% these days wouldn't hurt. Respect! .. I double dare you.. I dare my self.. I'll take a few % hit each month for the rest of my life.. to boost they're morale and be fair.
@msmith53 4 жыл бұрын
Love casual and the dog...
@DrejaAndi 4 жыл бұрын
They're either very disciplined, because you don't hear them laughing at his jokes, or they're like many children who don't find daddy's jokes funny anymore. My husband feels his pain.
@gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 жыл бұрын
Also.. don't forget about crucial head fix.. experts.. Aaaalrighty thEn. Thank you. Or in the words.of.that gentleman in that movie... "do it". kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p7Kioc58l7-pk3k.html
@indexrex1 4 жыл бұрын
His daughter did an A+ job on that makeup. He's never looked better!
@daniellehawthorne3344 4 жыл бұрын
Literally went to the comments to say this.
@eternalearth88 4 жыл бұрын
Plus a million for the epic makeup job she did!
@tsharabrown3719 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if this is any indication of her usual work, she could be a professional make up artist...
@RichardServello 4 жыл бұрын
Hire her!
@eveniu1134 4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. He looked so much better.
@alien2640 4 жыл бұрын
I love his kids NOT laughing at his jokes
@ferdinandobdin6648 4 жыл бұрын
Kids never think their parents are cool 😎
@oscaralvarado2899 4 жыл бұрын
That's because they're not his jokes...
@ForeverMe543 4 жыл бұрын
A J I'm guessing he rehearsed so many times that even if they found it funny, it passed lol
@gatiakbarwibisono9387 3 жыл бұрын
They just too bored of their dad's jokes
@dayswithchar 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else feel a huge sense of comfort watching Stephen? I don't think I've smiled this hard in front of my computer screen since quarantine began..
@r.whitaker3990 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I didn't realize how much I missed him.
@dudeomfgstfux 4 жыл бұрын
Charmaine L are these late shows actually airing the videos on the TV network?
@dayswithchar 4 жыл бұрын
@@dudeomfgstfux I'm not sure, there are times when he says "we're broadcasting" so its possible?
@feltrix334 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Stephen is making these jokes while facing his children makes it so much better.
@philliprogers964 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like his children are not little kids anymore
@censomh8446 4 жыл бұрын
Do not confuse this with himym... Bob Saget already freaked me the fuck out with his performance there. Blue comedy indeed
@CharleneCTX 4 жыл бұрын
He has three children and the youngest is 18.
@mnomadvfx 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say his kids are inoculated against this if not the virus.
@Gabryel501 4 жыл бұрын
They're not really finding it funny
@neldert1397 4 жыл бұрын
I personally want to see Stephen doing monologues in increasingly improbable locations (such as while cleaning his house’s gutters) while wearing a full suit
@shelaghcollard6835 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@danielmorris3687 4 жыл бұрын
I vote suit...but only if it's a old-timey one piece mens striped bathing suit
@2katlady59 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@homonaledi5024 4 жыл бұрын
I want him to his “Meanwhile” in those locations. 😀😀
@goldylox5870 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "A late show brought to you live from my attic. Time to dust off some vintage comedy. Corona virus isn't the only reason you need a mask..."
@paytonreid5077 4 жыл бұрын
I think this is great. There’s something refreshing about the personalization of these shows. Seeing people’s homes, dogs, families is endearing.
@Ruintheus 4 жыл бұрын
You'll get tired of if soon enough
@RhodianColossus 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ruintheus okay boomer
@geekthegirl6961 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ruintheus Your KZfaq handle is spot-on.
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891 4 жыл бұрын
@@RhodianColossus ok coomer
@GutzOverFear 4 жыл бұрын
Trust the internet to twist a sweet comment into something negative. 😒
@WestOfEarth 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Stephen says 'thank you' to a member of his family, and it was heartfelt.
@davidmiller4594 4 жыл бұрын
76,000 nurses, in just NY, have stepped up and volunteered their services. McConnell said if nurses get more money in unemployment than they get working, they'll never go back to work. McConnell needs to be put on unemployment.
@Shuizid 4 жыл бұрын
So he is asking for them to get a raise? Or is he asking to abolish social service so the USA can finally have slaves again? How about we put him into jail? Not just unemployment, the guy is rich.
@Borderose 4 жыл бұрын
Your politicians are deranged.
@coldwinter5710 4 жыл бұрын
TOUCHE!!! It's Time To Go!
@KarenMartinCAAZ 4 жыл бұрын
McConnell knows from experience. He's on the government dole and isn't interested in working...
@BuiltDownLogically 4 жыл бұрын
put his family on bereavement
@SisyphusRedeemed 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one who wants a tour of Stephen’s bookshelf.
@devonlockwood1477 4 жыл бұрын
Those are all VHS' Jk😃
@ChristieNoble 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'm deeply curious about his book shelf. We need to know. In fact maybe he could show us some of his favourites.
@nicklapallo9090 4 жыл бұрын
Or at least his LotR collection.
@natural91LC 4 жыл бұрын
OMG YES I was thinking this the whole time LOL
@dannyfratina3901 4 жыл бұрын
I spot the Daily Show's first book "America" in there!
@rosaromero2098 4 жыл бұрын
In Spain we're in our 3rd week of shut down. We clap to thank the doctors and nurses that are on the front line, at every day at 8pm. Then our Town Hall puts on some music on the loud speakers untill 10pm so that we feel connected even though we're isolated. Stay safe people!
@lorid2092 4 жыл бұрын
I adore the realness: your son's hand, daughter doing your makeup, and the 🐕. Wear what you want. We love ya💚
@pinakinpatel6074 4 жыл бұрын
You look just fine. We don't care about how you look, we need your jokes and humor. You wear whatever makes you feel good and comfortable for you. We love you and miss you.
@oddsandexabytes 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!! This is the comment I should have made.
@hawkwind769 4 жыл бұрын
Dunno man...I like the suit 🤷🏾♂️
@kristinradams7109 4 жыл бұрын
Amen! I just couldn't find the words . . .. . I'm so happy that you did! Be safe out there :)
@rebecca8525 4 жыл бұрын
Pinakin Patel His daughter should keep doing his makeup!
@JoeyKlu 4 жыл бұрын
@@rebecca8525 👏
@samanthaselci9325 4 жыл бұрын
your daughter slayed the makeup game. So natural and nice
@legolwa 4 жыл бұрын
No Cheeto at all!
@JennFrank 4 жыл бұрын
Very lifelike! Easy on the bronzer, a MUCH lighter touch with the blush than the artist on Colbert Report 👍🦅
@daveid7247 4 жыл бұрын
@@legolwa Actually, when Stephen got embarrassed, he turned when, kinda Cheeto-ish when his dog got out of control.
@M.Babadook 4 жыл бұрын
Makeup looks spot on 👍 Awesome job
@nbmoleminer5051 4 жыл бұрын
Good Job on the make-up.
@DrStratComm 4 жыл бұрын
This was 💯. Benny + A family-produced show + Giggles in the background + Stephen in a suit with no shoes on + Fighting the good fight with resolve and staying INside. We need this. Thank you, #ColbertFam for putting this together for us. You're all appreciated, especially Benny.
@snappycruise 4 жыл бұрын
I am French. I like America a lot. If you care lol Stay safe Americans, we love you.
@8bitlatina845 4 жыл бұрын
snappy 🖐 best wishes, France!
@archsyntropy6547 4 жыл бұрын
The way I see it France is our mother, Britain is our father, and we're the jerk son who inherited the western world stage. Stay healthy Maman!
@AZOffRoadster 4 жыл бұрын
French also like Jerry Lewis. Uhhhh...
@sweetsugarjones 4 жыл бұрын
Yes we do care and we love you back. 😷
@pennyfleming3006 4 жыл бұрын
Australia does too...where the second cousins....nobody really understands us, but we get shit done somehow lol...oh, and we know how to put out a big fire too
@lilshortkid100 4 жыл бұрын
That small segment with the dog and having his family help him film, that's the kind of wholesomeness I needed in my life right now.
@sojournerreggae7737 4 жыл бұрын
I think we should be able to Zoom the audience into Stephen’s home. Keep the suit. I’m so glad we still have you. Needed the laughs.
@campcookhenry 4 жыл бұрын
The band too
@gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 жыл бұрын
He could wear anything he wants.. one of few that deservingly privileged. Cuz he rocks!
@Ben-ok2ue 4 жыл бұрын
They have youtube live....lmao have you ever been on a zoom meeting? Is hard to communicate with 3+ people let alone 100s of thousands hahaha
@unshakentomato5609 4 жыл бұрын
"If this hospital's a rockin'... that's because it's a boat." 4:09AM lols.
@PanickedTato 4 жыл бұрын
If I didn't already love The Late Show enough... this was just perfect. Between the attempt at normalcy that failed immediately with the dog, and the fact that Stephen still paused for applause/laughter... just perfect. I laughed my whole way through it. As a side note, every time I read a Trump tweet these days, I do it in Stephen's Trump voice.
@dernudel1615 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen, we just love seeing you. Dress however you're most comfortable.
@goofboof1284 4 жыл бұрын
This is really wholesome and not at all what I was expecting
@NiniHallow 4 жыл бұрын
Steven, I'm not even American and I've missed you like hell. You are an island of calm in this crazy pandemic world. Looove ya!
@sloburnjo 4 жыл бұрын
steven?
@VickiAraujoBR 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, Stephen! Love from Brazil
@lisaharrison3920 4 жыл бұрын
NiniHallow ditto from Australia
@Areyoukidding621 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto from 🇨🇦.
@marianneflambert953 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings from France!
@legitimatesoul-police3033 4 жыл бұрын
You killed me with the hand sanitizing evil genius laugh
@blueregard247 4 жыл бұрын
It's the only way to stop... the *VIRUS!*
@hareega Жыл бұрын
It’s 2023 but still awesome and a bit of relief to see this
@serenaj1821 4 жыл бұрын
KEEP WEARING THE SUIT it kinda perks me up after seeing absolutely everyone in sweats
@BrookeMcLymond 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeesss
@kathymimms8311 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@ianmacfarlane1241 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely - The Suit and the Dog. Sounds like an English pub.
@SageTheRage 4 жыл бұрын
@@ianmacfarlane1241 🤣 Yes, it does! I like it!
@WateverWatever04 4 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@sweiland75 4 жыл бұрын
"America, you got this." Indeed, America got it more than any other country.
@bishnupriya488 4 жыл бұрын
Please god just lockdown the entire country....its the heights
@gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 жыл бұрын
Hey! America? Which? North or South? And you think something funny about this?
@laundrysauce234 4 жыл бұрын
Guðmundur Ingi Guðmundsson do you mean north/South America as like continents? Or like north/south USA?
@baldheadbird 4 жыл бұрын
ha HA 😭😂
@cachi-7878 4 жыл бұрын
Bishnupriya Lock Trump, yeah!
@sharpasrain 4 жыл бұрын
His daughter did a phenomenal job in his make-up! He looks just the way he does on the show.
@Dannie-My0wnReality 4 жыл бұрын
Being stuck at home with you as a dad would be incredible 💛 Everytime I watch your shows I laugh so much I get a belly ache. Thank you so much for the laughter there’s not much of it here in London. #stayhomestaysafe 💛
@lordpimpington6405 4 жыл бұрын
His daughter did an impressive job on his makeup...
@mimim7026 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I thought he looked especially fresh faced and vigorous.
@SashaTheConqueror 4 жыл бұрын
lord pimpington I agree.
@helenajamesmiller1259 4 жыл бұрын
lord pimpington I didn't.
@corvoechoes9649 4 жыл бұрын
Not to laugh at difficulties, but chasing after the dog and cursing up a storm was so funny.
@Everettel 4 жыл бұрын
I like the suit, Stephen gives the feeling there's some normalcy.
@helenajamesmiller1259 4 жыл бұрын
I like you.Sue a suit.
@mwo6288 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: Please never leave us in our time of need ever again. Also, I'm going to wear scrubs to work tomorrow even though our dermatology office is closed - while I call patients. Thanks for the inspiration. I mean when at work... Make it feel like work?
@ciaartin2221 4 жыл бұрын
Concurring from the home office!!!!!
@phoney_mcring_ring 4 жыл бұрын
Benny is the most adorable guest you've ever had.
@debmeyer5751 4 жыл бұрын
This is like every teacher currently trying to run lessons online with their pets and kids, equipment and tech issues!
@peace2all353 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂👍
@msmith53 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I retired from teaching before this president....!!!!
@ktraschko6553 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! This is so incredibly accurate
@valdezadventurealliance 4 жыл бұрын
I like the suit, please!
@kristinnelson-patel442 4 жыл бұрын
Appreciating how Benny gets into trouble right after Stephen says he’s so well behaved🤣🤣🤣
@kurtlarson6290 3 жыл бұрын
"2500 Americans have died"... Oh dear. I feel so bad for ourselves a year ago, knowing what was to come...
@warisgood454 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy He puts his family first And treats his wife with respect Even the dog is cute
@pjlewisful 4 жыл бұрын
This is from a former Hollywood makeup artist: your daughter did a very good job, really.
@yabuzagardens366 4 жыл бұрын
Yes she did, looked very professional
@donquixote5079 4 жыл бұрын
Hollywood, eh? Somebody get that broad on the phone
@nealmceneaney3771 4 жыл бұрын
Pj Lewis Boooo
@nursemedic17 4 жыл бұрын
I have to admit it, Comfort's arrival made me cry, and I'm in Minnesota. Shout out to my brothers and sisters on the front lines! Stay healthy and safe EVERYONE!!
@YukiTombo 4 жыл бұрын
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." Unless it's Trump, then it's definitely both.
@pennyfleming3006 4 жыл бұрын
YukiTombo That’s fitting
@ferdinandobdin6648 4 жыл бұрын
YukiTombo L😂L!!!
@thebahamiancooknook7065 4 жыл бұрын
Never realized how handsome he is until now. Your daughter did a great job.
@kristinradams7109 4 жыл бұрын
I have always thought he was handsome, lol! She did do great, didn't she?
@rebecca8525 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought he was handsome, too; ever since I saw him do that scene on The Daily Show where he, Jon Stewart, and Steve Carell pose like models with their shirts off.
@amicloud_yt 4 жыл бұрын
It took you this long?!
@ilovegoodsax 4 жыл бұрын
Pictures I've seen of him in his early 20s, Stephen was hot! He looks totally different, almost unrecognizable.
@CAP198462 4 жыл бұрын
She really did a good job. Girl knows her stuff 👍 Totally sure it was weird doing makeup for her father.
@MidnightSonnet 4 жыл бұрын
No joke, that cheering from New Yorkers had me in happy tears. That is such a moving and compassionate thing for those people to do. Just... wow. ;3;
@no_peace 4 жыл бұрын
I saw a sign near me (west coast) saying remember to cheer at 7pm Maybe we could all do it
@shananigans08ify 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed! That was heart wrenching but at the same time, a testament to the real character and value of people. There is still a little humanity left in us! Let us reach out to one another during these difficult times. Be safe Midnight Sonnet!
@rpwbass 4 жыл бұрын
Lots of people love to paint us NYC folks as assholes. Nothing could be further from the truth. We are a city of people from every part of the world and every walk of life and we are unified. That scares the crap out of small town Americans. We aren't afraid of each other.
@jencallahan2233 4 жыл бұрын
We've been doing it here in Barcelona, too. It's also a way to all feel joined together for a few minutes every day.
@shannonlewis8861 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s Daughter: Love the makeup girl! And Stephen: wear the casual clothes - I haven’t worn pants in days.
@karinbarger9192 4 жыл бұрын
I am so grateful that Stephen and other late night hosts are still helping us get through this. We need them more than ever!
@menotme6523 4 жыл бұрын
Suit Stephen.... makes us feel like we are back to our nightly schedule after a long day at work. Thanks for making it all a bit more bearable.🙏🙏
@kristabowers6725 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely a yes on the suit. Brings a sense of normalcy.
@TchaikovskyFDR 4 жыл бұрын
but at the same time if he doesnt wear a suit its ok, i like him, not the suit
@acdmerritt 4 жыл бұрын
So glad you're still doing shows!! You're awesome Stephen and America loves you!!
@anasawant24 4 жыл бұрын
I cried and laughed while watching this .. we will get through this America :)
@andresaxmanbrown 4 жыл бұрын
You’re such a natural Stephen. We are actually LOVING this version of the show! Please keep up the good work. Oh and loving the suit. All the best, from the UK
@user-di2on5gl2d 4 жыл бұрын
His dog: "Don't you understand? Keep your distance!" 🐶
@notsure1969 4 жыл бұрын
Unhand me, hooman!
@TryMyMartini 4 жыл бұрын
This brings me joy! Thank you!
@Gigi-rk7dr 4 жыл бұрын
My FAVORITE show of the entire quarantine! Thank you Benny- I needed that laugh -we all did❤️
@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "Don't chew on the electrical cord." His dog is still a very good boy, though.
@qpSubZeroqp 4 жыл бұрын
OMG that was freaking hilarious
@MirageThaHustla 4 жыл бұрын
He also said, "it's not his fault". Adorable. Of course, it isn't his fault, Hims a baby. 😊
@jonathanraithel5726 4 жыл бұрын
All dogs are good dogs. For starters, the only motivations dogs have are food, love, and safety.
@janeguarnera7700 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanraithel5726 True of most people.
@CJFerg81 4 жыл бұрын
Having to stay at home and not socialise with people is every introvert's dream come true.
@zizinnnn 4 жыл бұрын
CJFerg81 yeah but we do it anyway
@keylamojica5750 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered my lifestyle is called “quarantine “
@cathieludemann5879 4 жыл бұрын
Embrace your agoraphobia! 🤓
@lascivioushair2293 4 жыл бұрын
Keyla Mojica lmao me too
@cpu939 4 жыл бұрын
please stay away from my dreams
@acehernandez6994 4 жыл бұрын
I love the happy, casual, homie vibe this one gives. Wish Stephen goes like this for every home show.
@waltergodsoe5526 4 ай бұрын
These moments made the isolation, bearable. Thank you Colbert
@Eddyspeeder 4 жыл бұрын
Steven's dog: "NOOOO, social distancing!! Keep me at 6 feet you silly owner!"
@ghlee2300 4 жыл бұрын
Suit or sweats either. I actually like these shows bare bones from home. They are very uplifting and sincere and quite wonderful. Thank you 🙏
@PrimoStracciatella 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and I don't miss the laughs of the audience.
@MariaPetrovaNYC 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR THIS! Really appreciate how challenging & stressful these must be to make.
@jee-eunhong2326 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing your pup. He is great!!
@Tundra1428 4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone checked on John Stewart lately? How's he going to get by under Stephens Desk if he's not there to feed him every once in a while?
@BarbadosBeerFestival 4 жыл бұрын
Tundra14 lol so true.. lol John steward has a KZfaq ?
@dyent 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he has a whole farm down there.
@cmdraftbrn 4 жыл бұрын
i like someone left him a head of lettuce and topped off the water bottle.
@mitomidou 4 жыл бұрын
Teleporters. They were in Area 51.
@rebecca8525 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was living in a cabin in the woods with the “Stephen Colbert” character from the Colbert Report.
@dazquil 4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a Mr. Rogers cardigan on Stephen. I think he could pull it off.
@rowynnecrowley1689 4 жыл бұрын
Seconded!
@ace-of-bats 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@spammyhell6566 4 жыл бұрын
+Archie Alvarado ~ Seth Meyers wore one last week. Strange times. :-D
@puberty420 4 жыл бұрын
now this i could get behind
@Rick__C-137 4 жыл бұрын
Archie Alvarado *Blasphemous, sir* ! Only one man can don a cardigan and that is the gloriousness us mortals only know as Mister Rogers. Leave his effervescent legacy in peace! 😁
@dfs-comedy 4 жыл бұрын
It's unbelievably hard to do this kind of comedy without an audience. Colbert did a great job!
@karenshaub8273 4 жыл бұрын
I love you, Stephen. Thanks for being here...along with John Oliver.
@timbeaton5045 4 жыл бұрын
My hat is off for all the medical staff from Consultants all the way to the Cleaners and support staff who are working in hospitals all over, the world: not just in America, The UK, France, etc.etc. You are all putting the lives and health of others above your own, and you all deserve the thanks of all of us who remain healthy and alive. Simply the Best, as someone once put it.
@fifimohz1584 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Beaton Not American health care workers or health care system. They are heartless workers who only will treat you if you have money or insurance. If you don’t and doesn’t matter if you citizen or not, they will let you die. No treatment. I’m not applauding them. They are doing their job.
@genericamerican7574 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I get the feeling that trump was the "somebody" in that story who didn't realize there was so many countries in the world.
@gmcubed 4 жыл бұрын
Generic American because he's always talking about himself in the third person. It was definitely him. Our president doesn't know how many countries there are.
@johnbrown4752 4 жыл бұрын
The coronavirus COVID-19 is affecting 200 countries and territories around the world and 2 international conveyances: the Diamond Princess cruise ship harbored in Yokohama, Japan, and the Holland America's MS Zaandam cruise ship. Long live Super Genius!
@joannajamerson35 4 жыл бұрын
Because he is the idiot in the story
@lucylucina4253 4 жыл бұрын
that's exactly what i was thinking
@erinthesystem9608 4 жыл бұрын
It's probably because you are now far more familiar with his work than you'd ever wanted to be.
@greenninjachef 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a nurse. Thank u for pointing out that we are “hoarding masks”& “suspicious that we need so many” has it not occurred to him that all the increasing # of pts need one & that includes staff too?!?✨😑🙄
@pennyfleming3006 4 жыл бұрын
S W Thanks for your service
@dumbfounded298 4 жыл бұрын
God bless you
@joaquinvaladez2070 4 жыл бұрын
S W ....You want too much from dump shit T-rumps. Take care and 👏👏👏👏✌👍👍
@emmacunningham1976 4 жыл бұрын
From Britain I want to say thank you for what you're doing to help the whole world. I saw the briefing and was appalled. Thank you.
@zachdancy5828 4 жыл бұрын
Haha, sadly our President cannot do math or he would not have looked So Stupid to us all!! Thank You SO MUCH FOR YOUR WORK DURING THIS TIME. TRY TO EAT WELL AND SLEEP!
@ngpb17 4 жыл бұрын
impressive. I can imagine his kids formally dressed as well while filming.
@andrewfaraday8918 4 жыл бұрын
Comedians' families laughing when things go wrong, but not at any of the jokes, is the nectar of life in these dark times.
@EliStettner 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@dOVERanalyst 4 жыл бұрын
They probably heard the jokes a 1000 times when he rehearsed.
@franklinwilson46 4 жыл бұрын
Live on tape from a safe distance, it’s STEVEN COLBERT! Love your home shows! Keep them coming!
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
lumberjack vigilantes! LMFAO !
@patk1254 4 жыл бұрын
Thank You Stephen for coming to us........
@Back2SimpleLiving 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I love you are wearing your suit. Kudos to your kids for helping you with the show!
@psmith5830 4 жыл бұрын
I've looked forward to your suits for years coming out on that stage.. means alot to me to see u in a suit. But to see you in a humbling place as we all are means alot so why not casual fridays🤗
@pretzellina 4 жыл бұрын
This is just proof that Stephen needs an audience (however small) and a suit. This had the same vibe as the actual show ❤️ you can feel how much more comfortable he was like this.
@marilynmurray3519 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen for keeping my spirits up during these times.
@panaceaalpha7382 4 жыл бұрын
GRACIAS SR. COLBERT!! WE NEED YOU.
@user-de2hl7sb7v 4 жыл бұрын
Just please stay home, and we can get through this together.
@TheHiredGun187 4 жыл бұрын
I Totally agree....Please Help Save a Life...listen to the advice int his important PSA kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pM2pnamnmbSbk2g.html
@heyheytaytay 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Stephen. It must be so hard to do the show without the audience. I hope he knows we really are still laughing.
@BeauAndLiz 4 жыл бұрын
Please talk about us "essential" employees putting ourselves in the path of danger every day to sell you groceries or prescriptions or cash your check or sell you PET SUPPLIES for god's sake. Yesterday I had a lady LICK HER FINGERS before handing me money. I would love to see a late night host talk about those of us who are still working during this pandemic (making minimum wage in many cases). We're out and about in the thick of it dealing with people who don't realize/don't acknowledge the danger and think it's a media hoax. Yes we "still have a job" but to me and the 15 people that I employ, our health comes first. I'd rather take that unemployment check than deal with thousands in medical bills when I and my loved ones get sick. Just maybe....acknowledge that.
@ladymopar2024 4 жыл бұрын
I work in an international hotel and I have to be at work cuz we do have people in quarantine at the hotel. Thank you for the job you do.
@pipsissewa6623 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. People working in grocery stores. pharmacies, pet supplies, and more, should be more than acknowledged; you should be lionized. The nation is dependent on your services, and every day we are grateful to you, every one. We should be doing our parts to help you stay well: wearing masks and NOT licking our fingers, touching our faces, or paying in cash.
@ghostmobiil 4 жыл бұрын
I definitely appreciate all the work you do in these trying times, and I'm so sorry that you had to deal with that lady because eww >m
@phillip3979 4 жыл бұрын
A Grocery person here. My problem is being around other employees that do not understand the concept of social distancing. I interact with many because of tight spaces we work in. Roll the dice everyday
@vanyadolly 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not American but I hope this will lead to raising the minimum wage. Anyone who is considered 'essential' should be able to support themselves on their wages.
@mayuthedemon33 4 жыл бұрын
United we stand divided and at home
@ninjaahjumma 4 жыл бұрын
Since late night hosts are essentially just vloggers now, Stephen, we need a house tour.
@joerobins5649 4 жыл бұрын
We need to see his morning routine as well.
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@Kitti_B 4 жыл бұрын
thank you for the laugh :D
@BarbaraDr2023 4 жыл бұрын
Yees
@jeffswim 4 жыл бұрын
I am surprised we didn't hear his son and daughter laughing at his jokes. Although, they might view them as Dad jokes.
@michaelakamatsu 4 жыл бұрын
I think I may have heard their eyes rolling. Dad jokes will do that.
@cho7879 4 жыл бұрын
@@mondoshredder5783 i just want a camera on them to see how they cringe watching their dad do comedy 😂😂😂😂😂
@debbys-abqnm4537 4 жыл бұрын
They probably had to sit through rehearsals so they'd know what was coming. They may also have suggested some jokes. That could be a whole segment: "Jokes my kids wrote for me."
@tavi_chocochip 4 жыл бұрын
"Actually", interjects random internet person, "Stephen has a staff of writers who put together the monologue and come up with the jokes".
@louisedery1049 4 жыл бұрын
They probably do not think he is funny like we do. You know how kids are?
@eknielsen72 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen!!!!
@rexhardesty 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. Colbert
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen in his suit is the little bit of normal we all still need. #suitornosuit
@lindadunn7656 4 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel like things are normal(?) when you wear a suit.
@KitsuneK. 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for are your hard work!
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to share that love for who works that tomorrow we can leave without any confination at home ... thanks to all to every nation that work at the healths cares services...
@TherealSakuraKei 4 жыл бұрын
;w; This new version of the show is a literal lifeline for so many people. Thank you everyone for continuing to do your best with the cards we're all being dealt.
@cloud__99 4 жыл бұрын
It’s comforting to know that during this time of crisis Americans are united by one thing: That no one gets what’s going on in Donald Trump’s brain
@kn9ioutom 4 жыл бұрын
Trump has a brain ???
@jpdemer5 4 жыл бұрын
Normal people find it hard to comprephend, but clinical psychiatrists know exactly what's going on. He's a pathological narcissist.
@sirmoonslosthismind 4 жыл бұрын
sadly, i have relatives who actually believe he's doing a good job.
@Vagajammer 4 жыл бұрын
It's more no one wants to know what's going on in his brain I blame syphilis.
@marcusdaloia2974 4 жыл бұрын
That's like asking the square-root of batman. It simply doesn't parse.
@morganmpilates2174 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@santafejboy2 4 жыл бұрын
I love see your family is part of this! What a treat :)
@inkwadnito966 4 жыл бұрын
Makeup is impressive! And I like the suit. Looking more and more professional by the day.
@nbbim2012 4 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that Benny Colbert is anything but an angel. He's just a vivacious young pup with gorgeous eyes. So lovely to have the Colbert monologue back missed you!!!!
@spiritualseekeramor 4 жыл бұрын
Yay Stephen! Thank you SO much. This makes this situation easier to bear. 💙🧸 XOXO
@emilybazer 4 жыл бұрын
love you Stephen, thank you!!
@slywolfe 4 жыл бұрын
When Benny the dog started screwing with the tech and Stephen freaked, I couldn't stop laughing
@TheCMLion 4 жыл бұрын
#NoSuit Go for something wild: try a new outfit everyday: Tux, tennis outfit, wedding dress... the options are endless.
@us5921 4 жыл бұрын
I 'd like to see Steven wearing a thong.
@lyndaschnirl7973 4 жыл бұрын
Thor with a belt of toilet paper
@patpierce4854 4 жыл бұрын
How about Maui's leaf skirt thing from "Moana"? Tee gee!
@paulinechapman9319 4 жыл бұрын
U S am imagining the wearing nothing outfit...canada just voted unanimously..❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦
@lkleeberg 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, do a young Sheldon intro on this, switch it up! Gandolf....🤔
@Thunder-Sky 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "And it never snows anymore." Canadians: "Yeah, eh? Says you."
@coolcat3421 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting a funny spin on this difficult situation. It feels good to laugh for a few moments among all this recent stress.
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