The Zipper Was In Front - Fact-Checking No. 45's Pants Scandal

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3 жыл бұрын

After the internet delighted in the possibility that America's previous president was copying a look from the legendary rap duo Kriss Kross, people may be disappointed to hear that fact checkers have proven the president was not wearing his pants backwards at a speech in North Carolina last weekend. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@repeatdefender6032 3 жыл бұрын

i think it's just as funny to hear just one guy laughing at his jokes as it is to hear the whole audience.

@wanderingrenegade771 3 жыл бұрын

You can do comedy for one guy paid to laugh.

@gagank478 3 жыл бұрын

Literally gives it a special feeling

@drunkin12Many 2 жыл бұрын

I just thought it was one guy that was paid to laugh at his jokes amplified and tweaked at all his shows

@drewg4323 2 жыл бұрын

Tbf he's always done that, even with a full audience

@marylhere 3 жыл бұрын

My mother wore those elastic waistband “slacks” when she got older. They had a fake zipper placket as well. Worn by my most nursing home patients for easy diaper changes.

@nlyske 3 жыл бұрын

Mine too lol

@waynegnarlie1 3 жыл бұрын

Oh OK, they just let the monster out of the 'home' for a brief outing, lol.

@sshza2143 3 жыл бұрын

😀😲🤣🤪✌😎

@holymags2495 3 жыл бұрын

Slacks, haha, my Mom too!

@annasoloweszyk5224 3 жыл бұрын

They are worn by women not men wearing slacks.

@plucas1 3 жыл бұрын

As someone somewhere else said, Trump may not have had his pants on backwards, but it's very telling that he's the first ex-President in history where that was considered a real possibility.

@junglecat_rant 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@hew195050 3 жыл бұрын

That was Seth Meyers

@jb888888888 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I seriously can not agree with this line of reasoning. That's coming dangerously close to the Republicans "I feel" philosophy, where if you "feel" something it's the same as it being true. See for example Newt Gingrich's RNC speech in 2016 interview where he was saying it "feels" like the economy under Obama was bad and crime is going up even if by all objective measures it was the opposite. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qp1ymbaomK3Lep8.html

@squamish4244 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Taft.

@plucas1 2 жыл бұрын

@@jb888888888 it was a JOKE, and an obvious one at that. Lighten the hell up, Francis.

@carlynbarrow7967 3 жыл бұрын

Serious shoutout to the animator behind "Vax-Scene". They are increasingly delightful.

@WublicIndecency 3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how they keep getting better!! Lmao

@allisonavery7273 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@culibarri2709 2 жыл бұрын

Don't know why Stephen dislikes the Vaxx-scene.

@care2think611 3 жыл бұрын

"..floating prisons of medical grade despair." I got a chuckle out of that one! I love the writing on this show.

@samnelson2343 3 жыл бұрын

haven't even got that far yet but that's a great line...

@glennbrown8532 3 жыл бұрын

@@samnelson2343 pp

@ms.blackcat 3 жыл бұрын

They still are. It's called the norovirus.

@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын

Clearly, it doesn't matter that your pants are on the right way 'round if the diaper under them isn't.

@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah sleepy joe knows from experience

@SeansModelBuilds 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 You mean President Biden?

@Bevity 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 You pathetic, empty vessel.

@mawavoy 3 жыл бұрын

Are you implying he had his super big boys on ?

@lazyperfectionist1 3 жыл бұрын

How economically devastating would it be if cruise lines stopped picking up _just_ in Florida?

@domrocc5363 3 жыл бұрын

"With trillions of dollars, imagine how much no taxes they would pay"...that writer gets the W

@mireillelebeau2513 3 жыл бұрын

Great line.

@Mia-ln1zs 2 жыл бұрын

@AMT Bail out banks and trillionaires. ChrisTopherStrong is an invalid so who cares if he has less "free" money to spend! Not only that he probably still has a significantly high income(Lol irony). He should have tried harder when he was able to work. Then he would be fine!

@shirleypearson8702 3 жыл бұрын

I hope Evie is your first guest or at least your co host. We love her.

@chonqmonk 3 жыл бұрын

We? Why don't you speak for yourself? That way, you can say something that's true.

@shirleypearson8702 3 жыл бұрын

@@chonqmonk why don't you stop being a nitpicking cynic. I was talking about my family and I , not the collective we of every person. Don't jump to conclusions. Have a great day!!

@comkver 3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree, I'd like a Dr. Phil escort with Evie.

@CHill-2Mtn 2 жыл бұрын

@@shirleypearson8702 and I think Evie is quite pretty. Her laugh matches her face.

@crazy4doxies440 3 жыл бұрын

I’m going to miss this version of The Late Show. It was silly and funny and intimate.

@nicolebrown1927 3 жыл бұрын

I hope he brings his beautiful wife Evie to the studio with him. I just love her.🤗💙

@AlizaJayne 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVED the no audience - but I am happy he is excited!

@greghernandez7590 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t a fan UNTIL the locked down version. John Oliver is great both ways but there’s something less bullshitty about this Colbert. Intimately funny like you said.

@midniteryder_3-16 3 жыл бұрын

@@greghernandez7590 Unfortunately, no jon steward 2 pop outta no where during covid…

@darksorceresszyra9467 Жыл бұрын

No...Colbert is embarrassing.

@StaggerLee68 3 жыл бұрын

"Americans, they'll dump battery acid in the river and complain they can't go swim." - Lou Reed.

@MK-su6eg 2 жыл бұрын

Lou,!!! Reed, hey boy, take walk on the wild side, wow that was BRILLIANT, love it live ,rock and roll, guitar playing is break neckspeed,,, goin get some lou reed now, thanks for sharing this ..... roc n rol. Back , its sweet Jane, live ,

@StaggerLee68 2 жыл бұрын

@@MK-su6eg Oh yeah, rock on brother!

@justiceforall6857 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Colbert treats trump like Voldemort, not saying his actual name.

@82prensestrish 2 жыл бұрын

Me 2

@juliamallik9316 2 жыл бұрын

A lot of TV ppl don't or won't say his name

@Grannathinks 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, but for very different reasons! In this case, in order to further reduce the individuals' presence in the public eye. I can't thank them enough!

@12jswilson 2 жыл бұрын

If anyone deserves damnatio memoriae, it's Agolf Twittler.

@LollieVox 2 жыл бұрын

Thankfully!

@rgwak 3 жыл бұрын

I like the part where the very idea that the Stable Genius wore his pants backwards without knowing, is actually so believable that no one ever questioned if it was true. 😂🤣

@agnescleary2312 3 жыл бұрын

I've really started to love the Stephen-the-in-the-office with Evie & the laughing crew. I guess I learn to love the Ed Sullivan theater version again.

@TranShar 3 жыл бұрын

I hope Evie will still guest for the holiday card, first drafts reading.

@lisamarie1560 3 жыл бұрын

I truly love to hear their laughs too. I was excited until I saw your comment, now I’m grieving losing their laughter. I especially love hearing him make his wife laugh.

@ellenw391 3 жыл бұрын

I'm really going to miss it this way. He was so much more relatable and funny. And his jokes were on point. Not a big fan of the over suited slick back hair and more hot dog jokes.

@shelleybleu4903 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@MsSissiePooh 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll miss the intimate one-on-one get-together feeling with Stephen in the office, along with Evie and the crew, but as they say, “all good things must end one day”, and this was a good thing that I didn’t want to end.

@girldrinkdrunk5453 3 жыл бұрын

Front or back..it still looked like his diaper was full.

@mirfir 2 жыл бұрын

Probably is…

@cindys2995 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it wasn't totally improbable that he'd wear his pants backwards is a much SCARIER idea, particularly since he leads an ENTIRE PARTY and has 40% support in the country....

@acolley2891 2 жыл бұрын

I still can't believe people want to go back to that. His whole presidency was just horrible

@Quyzbuk86 2 жыл бұрын

30%, if even that much, some of those people just vote Republican for the sake of voting Republican, doesn't matter how much of a monster the person is.

@cindys2995 2 жыл бұрын

@@acolley2891 I can. People are.....

@cindys2995 2 жыл бұрын

@@Quyzbuk86 30% is a LOT. SHOULDN'T even be CLOSE.

@Quyzbuk86 2 жыл бұрын

@@cindys2995 I know, I know, you would think with all the grandparents that went to WW2 to stop Nazis that such a notion would be less than 1% here, but Agolf Twitler and the rhetoric repurposed for modern days seems still wildly popular...

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

Make sure y'all are voting in each election and remind your family and friends to vote too. There's so much trash that needs to be voted out.

@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын

Like democraps

@brianjames7712 3 жыл бұрын

The Dems are only to rig the election with alien technology

@allnitelemonade1748 3 жыл бұрын

Primary all these retrumplicqns! Get them out!

@Mexicobeanpole 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 awww. You poor thing. Lol.

@jeffreyxu6430 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 weep

@lw3269 3 жыл бұрын

Did 45 wear his pants backwards? It Depends.

@theresaiwright7085 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@virginiatyree6705 3 жыл бұрын

😱 😱 😱...

@TheAmyplumpness 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarity!

@bettyveronica460 3 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@poorthing 3 жыл бұрын

U didnt!!!!

@Mythraen 2 жыл бұрын

"It felt like the end of Prohibition." - Said the 110 year old club owner.

@Turtleproof 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized how this show has an old timey genuinely patriotic air to it, it's nice that we're getting more reasons to be proud of our country again. 🇺🇸

@kylehenderson9489 3 жыл бұрын

I pity the guy who had to look THAT close to THAT region of THAT man.

@fatfreddyscat5767 3 жыл бұрын

Not enough money in the world...

@druid139 3 жыл бұрын

@@fatfreddyscat5767 $130,000, apparently.

@alrightyru 3 жыл бұрын

69 Likes and I ain't gonna change it

@Tustin2121 3 жыл бұрын

alrighty ru - I changed it for you... to 169 likes.

@araisikewai 3 жыл бұрын

His pants was not backwards. It's just his head was never screwed in correctly.

@filsanjoseph6702 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TooSlowTube 3 жыл бұрын

The pants were forwards, but Trump was backwards.

@busoptr 3 жыл бұрын

Bible upside down, pants backwards, cmon man!!!!

@blaze556922 3 жыл бұрын

Were*

@marvinmartion1178 3 жыл бұрын

Did he have his wig on backwards?

@kindablue1959 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen has figured out how to make this no-audience format work so perfectly. His timing, his facial expressions, his looks at his co-workers in the room, and his ability to know when something is funny or maybe not. It feels so personal and comforting. I'm going to miss this format. But I'm sure having a live audience will make him immensely happy. Thank you Stephen for all you've done to get us through this mess.

@carolcurry3787 3 жыл бұрын

So well said, kinda blue. I really don’t ever want to see Stephen in suit and tie again…bring on the Ugg slippers!

@EmperorTrooper 2 жыл бұрын

I’m sure gonna miss the laughter of the crew, but it’ll be grand for y’all to have a live audience again.

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

Florida, forever a shame.

@truepeacenik 3 жыл бұрын

And proud of it.

@artfrontgalleries1818 3 жыл бұрын

For the last 40 years, we have been ignoring Public Health departments and High School Civics. The results are telling

@kellibarnhouse6591 3 жыл бұрын

Not We, but the Republicans finding new was to cut funding for our Government agencies and keeping the Democrats from giving the funding back! Small government to a Republican is no government at all, except the Military and elected officials salary and perks! F REPUBLICAN GREED!

@missmarthafawker 3 жыл бұрын

I’m admitting, I do not miss the live audience and enjoy the show better with out them.

@roshanminai 2 жыл бұрын

I second that

@marliesyanke4580 2 жыл бұрын

@@roshanminai third that

@jonathansiders9779 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they’ll feel the same about you 😂

@sandrarobinson3266 2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree it feels like we at home have full attention without audience as the barrier just watching this after just seen the back to 60s style show.

@buffstraw2969 2 жыл бұрын

Jeff Bezos: "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." HAL 9000: "I'm sorry, Jeff, but I'm afraid I can't do that."

@orbittyj9870 2 жыл бұрын

😂 you awesome

@stobe187 3 жыл бұрын

I highly appreciate sticking to the "don't show his name" style - everybody with a pulse knows it's annoying the living fuck out of him.

@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын

That's the only reason why I am tuning in for news about Ivanka's Father Husband these days: the nicknames.

@jesterscupcake 3 жыл бұрын

@Kraut Mick says the one who probably supported a failed coup because election results are hard to comprehend.

@TerryAllenSwartos 3 жыл бұрын

@Kraut Mick …says a supporter of the fragile narcissist who couldn’t stop obsessing about Hilary and Obama for his entire regrettable four years “in office.”

@rendajones7368 3 жыл бұрын

@Kraut Mick Self-hatred is sad. I am sure it feels pathetic being like that. It actually is sad. But be aware, there’s help available for you.

@elishmuel1976 3 жыл бұрын

LOl right? They were editing his name out of documents that made it on air for not even 2 seconds months ago! Love it!

@crimsonhalo13 3 жыл бұрын

Forget the pants, I'm more concerned that 45 was wearing a full diaper underneath. Usually one changes it out after one poos in it.

@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын

And sleepy joe farts under his too

@jf7098 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 too* ...

@PhilTraynor 3 жыл бұрын

When the box says 7-10 pounds, that’s all they’ll hold.

@capedcrusader4132 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what it looks like. He talks through his ass, so it’s probably full.

@SQUDSNPR 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 why are you so angry bot

@duncani3095 3 жыл бұрын

Hope you invite the mrs. to to your show. Your chemistry is such a joy to see. You both have a great sense of humor and mad charisma. Keep fighting the good fight, and best of wishes changing Americans one voter at a time.

@TheMillenniumWitch 3 жыл бұрын

The only thing I've known about Trump's pants is that they've been constantly on fire for decades.

@thoth8663 3 жыл бұрын

Straight up FACT 😆👍

@msmith53 3 жыл бұрын

That was probably Pence in them. He has been there 4 yrs...

@rumpvirus7393 2 жыл бұрын

We didn't start the fire... His pant have been burnin' Since the worlds bin turnin'

@donaldfschiff1229 2 жыл бұрын

And now there's extra fuel...

@Silentbob1494 3 жыл бұрын

Y'know, the fact that his pants were on right is a good thing. What ISN'T a good reflection on the former commander in queef is that people were so ready to believe that his pants were on backwards. When you're so much of a hot mess that people are willing to instantly believe you put your pants on backward on accident, you probably shouldn't have ever been president in the first place, dude.

@yellowNred 3 жыл бұрын

👌

@leonieromanes7265 3 жыл бұрын

Oh I totally believed it. Somewhere a tech savvy millennial is laughing his or her ass off.

@MrDogonjon 3 жыл бұрын

There is a new product out there FlashPants. Made of rice paper they spontaneously ignite into a flash of light and smoke when the wearer lies leaving them exposed and naked. FlashPants tm

@MrDogonjon 3 жыл бұрын

It's not that we were all so easily deceived by suggestion but the actual reality is never far from satire.

@kevadu 3 жыл бұрын

The real question is how can a supposed billionaire not be able to find pants that actually fit correctly...

@stan4now 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, so the Commander in Poo had his pants on right. He's still backwards.

@theresaiwright7085 3 жыл бұрын

He probably came out backwards when he was born.😂

@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a line: "Drumpf wears his golf cap backwards, and when he turns it around it's still backwards."

@zachaddington5264 3 жыл бұрын

He is a baby

@ivybee347 3 жыл бұрын

I literally laughed out loud when he said fatty kreuger 🤣

@muke001 3 жыл бұрын

10:25 The government missed a big opportunity to call this "The Mulder Report"

@brianelmore2977 3 жыл бұрын

Snopes' report that the zipper was actually in the front of Trump's pants doesn't touch on the fact that there's an obvious diaper underneath those pants.

@tonia4934 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. He had a diaper on

@jademoon7938 3 жыл бұрын

He always has a diaper on. Pretty sure he actually shit his pants sitting beside Erdogan. And pretty Erdogan's aide heard it and told Erdogan lol.

@mrsmucha 3 жыл бұрын

@@jademoon7938 Noel Casler, who worked for years with Trump on The Apprentice, said Trump has been wearing Depends for years due to drug abuse.

@jademoon7938 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrsmucha His comedy act using his insider info on Trump is hilarious

@yohei72 3 жыл бұрын

@@jademoon7938 Thanks for the tip.

@christophersmith108 3 жыл бұрын

The only live audience I want is Mrs Colbert

@gerryjr6490 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@DrakonIL 3 жыл бұрын

Please please please do a long shot of walking from the broom closet to the stage next week, it will really give us the transition that we need.

@lovelight9261 3 жыл бұрын

But seriously this was such a great episode. Ebullient Cicada is marvelous. Nathan Lane even! “We can’t have anything nice.”

@callen9623 3 жыл бұрын

I think Stephen absolutely should wear slippers with a suit for his first show back in the studio as a nod to this last year. Like if you agree and would like to see.

@misskitty6586 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely!

@lexyswope 2 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🍻🥇🍻🎶

@BlackCat-dm7se 3 жыл бұрын

when I heard Trump was wearing the zipper in the rear I just assumed Putin was in town

@aprils6154 3 жыл бұрын

That was a good one black cat !!

@Dragn1089 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like Cheeto is receiving, again, and again. There was that 25 minutes that Orange Creepious and Putzin were alone with no one else in the room during their first. " meeting "

@BlackCat-dm7se 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragn1089 that's when he became known as sugar daddy vlady

@Dragn1089 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackCat-dm7se 😆😆😆

@pattyk734 3 жыл бұрын

I know there are alien space ships flying around, what planet do you think dumped Marjorie Taylor Greene here?

@darksorceresszyra9467 Жыл бұрын

And, can we confirm if "46" just had his pants on backwards?

@HayTatsuko 3 жыл бұрын

Dude, no, totally wear those slippers. They look SUPER comfy! I want some!

@misskitty6586 3 жыл бұрын

Uggs rock!

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

The only problem is, I'm not sure they'd be the best footwear for doing stuff like the Caravan dance or the occasional galloping around the stage.

@cristianbranea5034 3 жыл бұрын

Please, please have a separate video with all theme songs and dancing of the syringes! Graphics is genius and they are adorable!!

@shynarcissist 2 жыл бұрын

I'm really going to miss the relaxed atmosphere of him giggling with the small crew and the Mrs

@paulbonilla1250 2 жыл бұрын

They were Granny Pants, that stuck to every wrinkle in his Va J J and his Mamel Toe!

@buttercxpdraws8101 3 жыл бұрын

Colbert and Seth Meyers shouldn’t be permitted to have a week off at the same time! Never again!

@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын

That was actually the best week ever

@HOTD108_ 3 жыл бұрын

We still had Conan.

@HOTD108_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 Imagine being this sad.

@IAmJustR 3 жыл бұрын

thats what i keep saying!!! FLAG ON THE PLAY!!😂

@suzannahstan 3 жыл бұрын

No kidding! Last week was hell!

@DavidBagga 3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I miss Stephen’s impersonations of trumps tweets. Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot😂 Thx for bringing us so much joy Stephen!

@AdamWestish 3 жыл бұрын

Oh gee, thanks, now I'm going to hear it in my sleep, dot dot dot, dot dot dot, ... 😄

@jlbueno0611 3 жыл бұрын

A small price to pay for normalcy in this nation. Let's stay that way.

@bettyveronica460 3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who loved that? 😂😂😂😂 One night, after a stressful day, I was walking around the apartment, saying "Dot, dot, dot, for, dot, dot,!". Cat was giving me such a look. 😂

@DavidBagga 3 жыл бұрын

@@bettyveronica460 😂

@DavidBagga 3 жыл бұрын

@@jlbueno0611 haha so true, still one of the funniest segments during the 4 years 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

@Katelyn3666 2 жыл бұрын

The Polka Poke-a! Lol! Your writers are too much! A+

@stephenyoung2742 3 жыл бұрын

They were still baggy and extremely wrinkled! DIAPER ON BOARD!

@TimsFoyleHeadgear 3 жыл бұрын

The camera man is a better audience than the whole audience.

@rasaecnai 2 жыл бұрын

best job ever??

@cinerina 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I don't want the audiences to come back - I love this loose and relaxed style for Colbert, Meyers, Oliver, Noah, I loves it!

@hellhound1389 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, his pants were on right its just he was wearing depends. I worked at a nursing home and that's what it looks like when they wear them

@ojon12389 2 жыл бұрын

Whatever the case is, I'm still inclined to shit on him because he has no problem making fun of other people for less (and his supporters follow his example). But when he has a problem, the same supporters act like it's nothing, and call anyone out for criticizing him. Such hypocrites.

@merlejones3561 2 жыл бұрын

Ya, so did I for 15 years . But unless the male residents were wearing stretch sweat pants thier pants still had a zipper in the front

@tonib.3016 2 жыл бұрын

Thats what it looks like when they fill 'em...

@firstwave1890 2 жыл бұрын

His Diapers wouldn't show so much if someone would just clean the shit out of them

@GiacomodellaSvezia 2 жыл бұрын

Soo, Trump start leaking himself.

@CritterKeeper01 2 жыл бұрын

"I will not wear five year old Uggs." me: waits to see if he wears brand-new Uggs

@allisonavery7273 2 жыл бұрын

Same, it’s a good idea

@Nightowl5454 2 жыл бұрын

You can't help but think of the Spaceballs scene where Mel Brooks does the beaming scene and says "why didn't someone tell me my ass was this big?" When it appeared Trump put his pants on backwards.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DaFiresMen 2 жыл бұрын

PRESIDENT SKROOB

@denisespetrino2891 3 жыл бұрын

Missed you! I've watched every episode and it helped get me through this pandemic. Thank you ❣️

@kiza4178 3 жыл бұрын

The Master of Delusion is back....no wait, that's his front!

@imnadia84 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen, you've become a crucial part of my daily self-care during quarantine. Glad you're back from break!

@markchip1 3 жыл бұрын

My immediate reaction to the image was, "He's wearing an adult diaper" - so, not much of a shocker...!

@lightningstrikestwice6302 3 жыл бұрын

I can't even imagine what it will be like if he runs in 2024. God help us!

@heatherdawn4875 3 жыл бұрын

And it’s full!

@peterslegers6121 3 жыл бұрын

He's been wearing them for decades. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hJxglsiKt9K9Yn0.html Apprentice staffers know it all too well.

@waynegnarlie1 3 жыл бұрын

Too bad he doesn't pass around adult diapers at his rallies to those that don't already wear them. Might make it easier to make it through his three and a half hours of pointless jibberish.

@747Antman 3 жыл бұрын

@@lightningstrikestwice6302 Ouch! Diapers and runs in the same sentence. Ugh! 🇬🇧

@tatianagpolut 3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna miss this style of the show. I prefer Evie's and the crew's laughter.

@TheKarinne09 3 жыл бұрын

Me too but I'm still happy for Stephen. He's wanted this so bad for so long lol

@runner9528 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you're special.

@peggydavidson2442 3 жыл бұрын

I’m going to miss this format, too, with Evie and the crew. As excited as Stephen is about returning to the original format, that’s how much I wish we could keep it like this.

@hoshiko22 3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 2 жыл бұрын

Hepatitis

@Superstorm50 3 жыл бұрын

“Can you zoom in?….BUSTED!!🇷🇺” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@velvadavis6438 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE YOU MR. COLBERT!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!! YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH WHILE ADDING YOUR HUMOR!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

@ursaltydog 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if Bezos gets lost in space, his employees can actually pee in a proper receptacle and form a union, unfettered.

@iamnoone9041 3 жыл бұрын

Yup, and the inside of the toilets should have a pic of his fugly mug.

@BlairTindall86 3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Bezos's personality is exactly like his appearance: a little prick.

@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын

One can hope.

@Palmieres 3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe we could, you know, stop buying shit from Amazon and go to an actual store to get it. The situation reached this point because people want convenience but are unwilling to give it up even if it makes other people's lives hell. Bezos didn't take our money - we made him into what he his the moment we decided it made sense to buy toilet paper on line.

@kiddykat 3 жыл бұрын

@@Palmieres it is all fine and dandy to say people should just boycott amazon, but some people are basically forced to rely on it and feel like sh*t for that Disabled people have had to rely on amazon for years, even more so during the pandemic, limited incomes mean you *cannot* shop around 20+ online stores or pay multiple shipping fees Blaming consumers for bezos being a dick is like blaming sex workers for the tangerine blimp for being a cheating scumbucket

@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын

There was something weird happening in the front of Donnie's trousers... That's what Stormy said...

@fatfreddyscat5767 3 жыл бұрын

His mangina was defnly incontinent.

@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын

Sleepy joe Definetly knows that from his experience

@HOTD108_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@victorarredondo304 You're just writing out words hoping eventually you get lucky and they form a coherent sentence.

@mikaylabansie9512 3 жыл бұрын

@@HOTD108_ Yeah bae😘

@MyMarsham 3 жыл бұрын

And then his ten minutes was over…

@Callipygous1975 2 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's just his head that is on backwards. It suddenly decided to follow his mind.

@muskyoxes 3 жыл бұрын

Now i know why he was off for a few days - needed to animate more vax scenes.

@krokodyl1927 3 жыл бұрын

LOL, IQ45 isn’t wearing his pants backwards. It only looks that way because of the ‘depends effect’. 😃

@sshza2143 3 жыл бұрын

‘depends effect’😀🤣🤪😁✌😎

@grateful954 3 жыл бұрын

IQ45 lol

@stephencoldbear 3 жыл бұрын

OH... MY... GOODNESS. 😶 Are those pants or a Shar Pei?

@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean 3 жыл бұрын

two shar peis, fat ones

@robojelico 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even see any zipper, just a crease, looked like a picture of his butt with his jacket on backwards

@terri200 3 жыл бұрын

The FL law should be considered as unconstitutional!! Let the governor get on a cruise and prove that it's safe! Did he get his vaccine??

@goodmorninggilw2836 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂the hot dog! Body ady...go Steven, it’s yer birthday! Thank you man. You always lighten my day

@saturnv2419 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Florida, why am I no longer surprised?

@elizabethduval7562 3 жыл бұрын

I have to say, I'm going to be sorry when this moves back to the theater. There is something about the casualness and intimacy of the at home performances that is worthwhile. But i do know it is awfully hard to perform to a computer.

@hew195050 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been sorry many of them have gone back with audiences. I can’t hear a damn thing they’re saying because people are laughing and clapping so hard.

@catherinegreen8440 3 жыл бұрын

I agree! I don’t miss the suit and patter at all. I do miss Jon Batiste

@nancyn5021 2 жыл бұрын

“FATTY KRUEGER” . . . It’s just perfect 😆😆😆

@alexmalex82 2 жыл бұрын

The blink/brow fail killed me!

@jesterscupcake 3 жыл бұрын

Email your senator and Manchin, be a little rebellious. Tell him he's a coward where it counts.

@Chunkboi 3 жыл бұрын

Just remind Manchin that he capitulated to GOP terrorists, which is something the US should not do.

@jesterscupcake 3 жыл бұрын

@@Chunkboi I went much further than that in the one I've sent. He is an embarrassment to the office he holds and the uniform he wore. He is willing to sacrifice democracy for his own political survival.

@grandy2875 3 жыл бұрын

and don't forget to sign any correspondence "You Remain My Servant", because after all is said and done, they are, allegedly, supposed to be public servants... ;))

@veramae4098 3 жыл бұрын

Manchin represents a VERY conservative, almost alt-right district. It's amazine he was elected in the first place. He's trying to hold on. Although I figured since the Dem seniority in the Senate was only one vote, some Senator would take advantage to blackmail the Democrats.

@jesterscupcake 3 жыл бұрын

@@veramae4098 there's zero point for him to hold a seat if he's still a puppet of the GOP, and he is. This is why progressives like myself hate the party, they think just holding a seat with zero substance is better than holding themselves accountable. They think they are owed our support despite constantly doing not much of anything outside of stealing our platform to win. He deserves every bit of ill will sent his way, and if that loses the seat? Who cares, it's not like he was using it to do anything useful. Quit accepting mediocrity, this is exactly what the GOP does every single time and yet democrats never learn. It's embarrassing.

@aslprobro 3 жыл бұрын

“Imagine how much no taxes they would pay!” Took me out.

@The_momur 3 жыл бұрын

Close-ups of Potus Numpty’s trousers aren’t the balm for the soul we need right now.

@jbbya6040 3 жыл бұрын

I will ONLY watch next week if Stephen shows up in his slippers. NO SLIPPERS, NO DICE!

@Montesama314 3 жыл бұрын

He's not wearing backwards pants, they're just stuffed with an adult diaper.

@sophierobinson2738 3 жыл бұрын

Extra large extra absorbent.

@8ofwands300 3 жыл бұрын

Yep. So obvious. 😳

@silverblue73 2 жыл бұрын

@@sophierobinson2738 extra shit-filled

@alexd976 2 жыл бұрын

He just had the equivalent of a life jacket. Life pants 🤭🤭😁😄😆😆

@sharonmullins1957 2 жыл бұрын

That was my thought too.

@llongone2 3 жыл бұрын

Florida is apparently TRYING to restart the pandemic. Build that wall! Build that wall! (between Georgia and Florida).

@ernesthill4017 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Alabama

@theunholyhorseman7139 3 жыл бұрын

If TheRump wasn't wearing his trousers backwards, he must now be wearing adult diapers for incontinence!

@annedebjones9582 2 жыл бұрын

He's been wearing diapers for awhile now.

@kalo924 2 жыл бұрын

@@annedebjones9582 years according to Noel C

@tommyt1971 3 жыл бұрын

“Bein’ an ex-president don’t take no more sense than puttin’ on a pair of pants! My question for The Donald is, who’s puttin’ his pants on?” - Sid the car parking guy on Seinfeld

@colmastro4373 3 жыл бұрын

Australia: $5000 fine if you don't wear a mask in public. Murica: $5000 fine if you even attempt to be a decent human being, i mean, it's every murican's right to put lives at risk yeah!?

@chrissiek8706 3 жыл бұрын

Not all Murica, just Florida so far, with T wanabe sycophant DeSantis

@kathynj447 3 жыл бұрын

Yep. Florida. No doubt other red states will follow. We needed a war to stop some of them from enslaving people so no surprise.

@Chunkboi 3 жыл бұрын

Well, there's an easy way to solve the problem...the cruise lines will just charge these people $5000 extra to get on the ship without proof of vaccination. No problem.

@shermantincher3417 3 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say thanks to you for bringing some fun and laughter to the world. So much that creates anger and hate into the world you are a breath of fresh air😄😄😄

@nk-dw2hm 3 жыл бұрын

Is it just a coincidence that bezos wanted to bring along someone with compatible blood and organs?

@deborahmulkey1627 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Denise35jo 3 жыл бұрын

Colbert has been entertaining during this pandemic. I hope Colbert is nominated for the emmy award.

@laalaa99stl 3 жыл бұрын

If spit takes are coming back, I hope John Stewart does as well 😂

@tarantinoish 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, definitely. Would love to see Jon Stewart.

@Mehwhatevr 3 жыл бұрын

@@tarantinoish even if he just tunnels to Steven’s house or wherever this is. But I’d rather see him host a show

@MonkeyJedi99 3 жыл бұрын

Florida is playing for keeps in the "How Much More Stupid Can We Be?" Olympics.

@phyllisseidl9117 3 жыл бұрын

They certainly are the Jessie Owens of stupid.

@Surge1077 3 жыл бұрын

They've been playing that game for quite some time now.

@sawtooth808 3 жыл бұрын

Florida’s State motto should be “Hold my beer”

@ROZDAB 3 жыл бұрын

Florida and Texas are in a heated battle to be the dumbest state in America.

@calvinbright3054 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone dumb enough to get on cruise ship that doesn't demand proof of vaccination needs to be eliminated from the gene pool anyway, and most of those nitwits will be from Florida so...meh.

@drewf5885 2 жыл бұрын

Forget the live audience, keep this format!

@Operation_FUBAR 3 жыл бұрын

I think Bezos and Musk should fly up there together and never come back.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, Musk is trying to help, he's just an idiot. Bezos is just a piece of crap and trying to tank the world by becoming the economy.

@aj42k 3 жыл бұрын

Add Trump to the list as well and have him build a wall and make the aliens pay for it.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 жыл бұрын

@@aj42k trump couldn't afford it, and i don't see bezos donating his money to get it done

@veryberry39 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, not gonna lie, I'm hoping something malfunctions in his spaceship...

@Mt-ue9qz 3 жыл бұрын

I believe you would. I believe you are as wise as wood. 🥴

@Noone-of-your-Business 3 жыл бұрын

As Homer Simpson once said: "If it's on a toothpick, it's _free."_

@LindaC616 3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't wrong (except in Spain, maybe)

@edwardcunha1629 3 жыл бұрын

@@LindaC616 traditionally tapas were free. In Grenada they still were.

@edwardcunha1629 3 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how much I can miss this show in just a week.

@LindaC616 3 жыл бұрын

@@edwardcunha1629 Granada? I've been to Spain 5 timrs, and other than some warm broth while we waited for food in Valladolid, I've never had anything free (unless the waiter fancied me 😄)

@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын

In Donnie's defense... I've been through so many Zoom meetings that, at this point, I'm not certain I still remember how to operate pants correctly either.

@fatfreddyscat5767 3 жыл бұрын

Pants? Since March 2020 I'd forgotten they are a thing.

@derekjones9096 3 жыл бұрын

Men wear.... house shoes!!! Wemon wear "slippers" 🤣

@kaybouie1972 3 жыл бұрын

the off screen 'nooo" with an emphasis on the 'EWWWW, creepy boss' HAHAHAHa😂

@emilydunbar8064 3 жыл бұрын

Last week was a lonnnngggg week without monologues.

@JBond-zf4dj 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they bought him pull up pants, no zipper. Because he's a big boy now.

@JLF201 2 жыл бұрын

I'll be looking for a cruise that requires vaccinations. Even though I'll be vaccinated, I don't want to risk an outbreak among the unvaccinated screwing up my vacation. I am OK with a couple of people with vaccine exemptions, but an absolute disregard for the vaccine status of a confined group of strangers is not in the cards this year.