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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Dave Chappelle surprised the crowd at Madison Square Garden last weekend with a cameo during the full-capacity Foo Fighters concert, marking a pivotal moment in New York City's reopening. Meanwhile, our former president is preparing to hit the road with Bill O'Reilly. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@KingBobXVI
@KingBobXVI 2 жыл бұрын
4:08 - gahrahg! He said it! He said _the word_ D:
@IGNANT4LIFE
@IGNANT4LIFE 2 жыл бұрын
"...but here we are." is that not the most 2021 fucking statement ever?
@edwinkjellzahn
@edwinkjellzahn 2 жыл бұрын
Zack Weiner is a fucking legend. That story was utterly bonkers from start to finish. He gets my personal endorsement.
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 2 жыл бұрын
He handled it like someone who has been working on his tolerance for pain.
@raptormaster666
@raptormaster666 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickwallette6201 Well, he IS in politics. :P I thought the sado-masochism was a given from that alone.
@_skeptile_
@_skeptile_ 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like that prolonged BOO was the moment Stephen truly remembered how much he missed having an audience.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco 2 жыл бұрын
The people speaketh.
@mssarahjansen
@mssarahjansen 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen refusing to say the ex president's name feeds my soul
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco 2 жыл бұрын
@@mssarahjansen Well, Stephen is a class act, and it's not nice to say any fucking dirty words. We certainly can't allow that shit, can we?
@Chaz.hands.
@Chaz.hands. 2 жыл бұрын
@@mssarahjansen He did at 4:08 & it made me sad!
@ultraviolet0421
@ultraviolet0421 2 жыл бұрын
And it was the moment I realized I could get used to the audience again
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko 2 жыл бұрын
Zack Weiner, owning the kinks? That sounds like character to me. Good on him.
@matthewkoch6937
@matthewkoch6937 2 жыл бұрын
As someone is kinky myself, I applaud his matter-of-fact, respectful attitude. It shows character and class.
@maapat1431
@maapat1431 2 жыл бұрын
The flag fondler ..hilarious 🤣😂😆
@fatfreddyscat5767
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 жыл бұрын
That flag should've pressed charges.
@privilegedchromosome
@privilegedchromosome 2 жыл бұрын
Omg….so funny! *slaps knee*. NOT!
@litterbox2010
@litterbox2010 2 жыл бұрын
Finding out that guy was doing that stuff with the dominatrix makes me want to vote for him more. Nice.
@edwindonald8898
@edwindonald8898 2 жыл бұрын
To get successful in your life, most importantly, you need to set your objectives, those things which will help you in making progress.
@klauskelvin5697
@klauskelvin5697 2 жыл бұрын
When you invest you're buying a day you don't have to work.
@stellamaxwell7791
@stellamaxwell7791 2 жыл бұрын
Assets that can make you rich
@stellamaxwell7791
@stellamaxwell7791 2 жыл бұрын
Bitcoin Stocks Real estate
@kahalidmoscow2331
@kahalidmoscow2331 2 жыл бұрын
You're right sir, it's obvious a lot of people remain poor due to ignorance It's better to take risk and make sacrifices than to remain poor.
@bryanmyqel278
@bryanmyqel278 2 жыл бұрын
It's not ignorance but due to some unprofessional expert in the market.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 2 жыл бұрын
I love the crowd booing the former guy music to my ears 😌
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 жыл бұрын
And the hissing.
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 2 жыл бұрын
not fan of the audience, but they have really shown the good side this time
@TunTheOfficial
@TunTheOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
😂 they were hissing
@ella17734
@ella17734 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Go Zack! At least he's upfront about it.
@thgreatpineapple580
@thgreatpineapple580 2 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of the interesting names people have come up with for the over baked potato
@mssarahjansen
@mssarahjansen 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like more of the names should incorporate paprika references
@bijanavvalentino4317
@bijanavvalentino4317 2 жыл бұрын
@@mssarahjansen he WISHES he had any amount of spice except for salt
@mssarahjansen
@mssarahjansen 2 жыл бұрын
@@bijanavvalentino4317 🤣
@Phlucious
@Phlucious 2 жыл бұрын
Tangerine Palpatine is still my favorite 😂
@idsdragon8293
@idsdragon8293 2 жыл бұрын
I used to hear the orange turd a lot, and I'd get a chuckle out of it.
@Douglas_Props
@Douglas_Props 2 жыл бұрын
God the Late Show jokes in this segment are ON POINT!
@zacharycollins9485
@zacharycollins9485 2 жыл бұрын
"They're Holy Ghosting him." Haha they were pretty good for sure🤘
@bettyjoy326
@bettyjoy326 2 жыл бұрын
Ya can’t stop laughing Mr Colbert is good medicine, fantastic.🇨🇦
@corylink3195
@corylink3195 2 жыл бұрын
Matt Gaetz jokes NEVER get old... Like His Girlfriends! Lol
@MrFancyFingers
@MrFancyFingers 2 жыл бұрын
👍🏽
@anthonynelson2005
@anthonynelson2005 2 жыл бұрын
The best part is his girlfriend’s will never see these jokes since it’s on after curfew.
@SKaspszak
@SKaspszak 2 жыл бұрын
Zing
@LollieVox
@LollieVox 2 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha
@edwardcunha1629
@edwardcunha1629 2 жыл бұрын
Burn notice
@jinxkrug7000
@jinxkrug7000 2 жыл бұрын
" Matt Gaetz will not be going along!" Cracked me up so much!
@cdarklock
@cdarklock 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine a standoff kind of like this. Catholic Church: "We're going to deny you communion." Joseph Biden: "Well, maybe I'll deny your tax exemption"
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 2 жыл бұрын
Did you decide against separation of church and state?
@ericjohnson6665
@ericjohnson6665 2 жыл бұрын
@@mariposa9506 - What? The Vatican is very adamantly against the separation of church and state, which is why they consciously made abortion a wedge issue back in 1975. They're trying to undo our 1st Amendment.
@alalalala57
@alalalala57 2 жыл бұрын
@@mariposa9506 No, but the American Catholic bishops did.
@Succubusisis
@Succubusisis 2 жыл бұрын
The SC gets involved for one of those and it's not your fantasy.
@angelacarter2974
@angelacarter2974 2 жыл бұрын
Right exactly
@TrondBrgeKrokli
@TrondBrgeKrokli 2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy to hear Jon Batiste say "Come on, man." It finally feels as normal as even before 2016. Thank you! :-) 😄😄
@mjmaccabee7252
@mjmaccabee7252 2 жыл бұрын
I liked the more relaxed and informal Colbert we saw before the end of lockdown, loved hearing Evvie laugh, and was always touched that they're still madly in love after decades. But that ship has sailed. . . .
@malcolmxxx86
@malcolmxxx86 2 жыл бұрын
the crowd constantly cheering might be an ego boost for him , but it's annoying at listening from home
@mjmaccabee7252
@mjmaccabee7252 2 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmxxx86 Agreed!
@DanieltheTruebadour
@DanieltheTruebadour 2 жыл бұрын
Stevo, your writers are so f*****g hot, and your delivery is beyond beyond. Bravo! all.
@vikitheviki
@vikitheviki 2 жыл бұрын
They are 'holy ghosting' him 😂😂
@R0binah00d
@R0binah00d 2 жыл бұрын
Involving crazy sex acts. As long as everyone involved are 1. Consenting 2. Adults. I don’t think there’s any issue.
@pennygaver9836
@pennygaver9836 2 жыл бұрын
True True True
@augustuscampbell1313
@augustuscampbell1313 2 жыл бұрын
Right
@ndisfoshiz
@ndisfoshiz 2 жыл бұрын
I was like “hell if I’m in New York and agree with him politically I’d vote for him!”
@michaelfant4052
@michaelfant4052 2 жыл бұрын
@@pennygaver9836 and what about dtrumpf wanted his daughter.........f uk
@LillyTheLonelySock
@LillyTheLonelySock 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfant4052 I doubt that was consensual. It's pretty well known that Trump has assaulted women. If he was actually willing to engage in sex with his own daughter _her_ consent would never have crossed his mind.
@DamirMohamed46
@DamirMohamed46 2 жыл бұрын
3:30 That booing lasted longer than Trump's performance (according to Stormy Daniels).
@djeio
@djeio 2 жыл бұрын
ahahahaaa
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 жыл бұрын
😱😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😁...v
@BellaWorldAni
@BellaWorldAni 2 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how happy I am to see Stephen back in front of a live audience. May I never take any of this for granted again. Amen.
@ivanobar1
@ivanobar1 2 жыл бұрын
A standing “boovation” for the flag fondler.
@TheKindredTrucker
@TheKindredTrucker 2 жыл бұрын
This was a friggin HILARIOUS monologue ... lol especially the kink bit. I LOVE seeing you back with a crowd, Stephen!!!
@Poison2014
@Poison2014 2 жыл бұрын
I was really shocked when Stephen slipped and said the name. Edit: 4:07
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 жыл бұрын
😲 When
@carolinah4348
@carolinah4348 2 жыл бұрын
Good ear! I didn't notice :D
@peNdantry
@peNdantry 2 жыл бұрын
@@carolinah4348 I didn't notice either. It's clearly 'fake news'... ?
@garthrogers2269
@garthrogers2269 2 жыл бұрын
Kushner's defense will be that he never said which year the June/July he was referring to was in.
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 2 жыл бұрын
Jared flies on the homosexual Q plane....sometimes he's the pilot , and other times he dresses as the stewardess.
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 2 жыл бұрын
No, it will be "I don't recall", to everything, including his date of birth
@Filmation77
@Filmation77 2 жыл бұрын
Foo Fighters AND Dave Chappelle singing classic Radiohead...the late 90's have come back
@Dancewithdre
@Dancewithdre 2 жыл бұрын
This monologue was especially 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Well done, writers. So many sharp jokes.
@publicuser2534
@publicuser2534 10 ай бұрын
This comment is more poignant after the writers all went on strike.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
"A reinstated president doesn't go on tour " 🤣 Tour, rally call it what you will. It's just another name for the BS he pulled while in office. Glad to see some of them might finally be getting a clue.🤞🏽🤞🏽
@judychandler8485
@judychandler8485 2 жыл бұрын
He craves the idolation he gets from his brainwashed cult members..
@fatfreddyscat5767
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 жыл бұрын
Grifters gonna Grift Rubes gonna Rube
@chrisray1567
@chrisray1567 2 жыл бұрын
The grift must go on.
@arcturionblade1077
@arcturionblade1077 2 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for brainwashing, Cult45 rubes wouldn't be washed at all!
@Gamefreak8112
@Gamefreak8112 2 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he's in pretty deep for not winning a second term so he's got to keep that as possible as he can and keep sucking money from morons.
@inflatablepeas6649
@inflatablepeas6649 2 жыл бұрын
Even if u prefer the intimacy u gotta admit the man’s a born performer
@guacamolekid3899
@guacamolekid3899 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert used to be kind of funny- now he's a pathetic repeater of lies and innunendo- boring
@inflatablepeas6649
@inflatablepeas6649 2 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 pathetic’s a stretch. Cool story tho kiddo
@douglashagedorn7717
@douglashagedorn7717 2 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 . Sounds like the little fella’s fee fees are still hurt 😂🤣
@kieronjohnson8834
@kieronjohnson8834 2 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 You've been petulant on here before, haven't you?
@guacamolekid3899
@guacamolekid3899 2 жыл бұрын
@@kieronjohnson8834 I try to be honest and not petulant.
@cyrilphang7390
@cyrilphang7390 2 жыл бұрын
Steven screwed up by saying the 45th's name. Oh no, the magic is broken and Balrog will reach up from the depths of hell and cause unspeakable mayhem.
@reginosky.
@reginosky. 2 жыл бұрын
🙀🙀🙀 4:08
@rickardroach9075
@rickardroach9075 2 жыл бұрын
@@reginosky. Yep, came here to say the same thing. It’s the audience; he’s too pumped up and not concentrating hard enough. I miss “A Late Show”. 😞
@chino3796
@chino3796 2 жыл бұрын
🤫. We'll let it slide. Just this once.
@AmiNa-nw5ld
@AmiNa-nw5ld 2 жыл бұрын
Jon Batist commenting in the background is the sweetest thing.
@darter9000
@darter9000 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just agree that politicians with the last name “Weiner” might have some-*cough*-pictures leak to the public?
@nicholasgarcia6402
@nicholasgarcia6402 2 жыл бұрын
It’s always the weiner
@joshuaghozeil8061
@joshuaghozeil8061 2 жыл бұрын
Because everything this year is a call back
@alaakalloub1474
@alaakalloub1474 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qNimiJaarrOrdok.html wonderful
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe. If it were "Wiener". You know, like Vienna sausage. Substantial difference there.
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 2 жыл бұрын
I think he'll surge in the polls. It's clear he works well with others in a structured environment.
@michael0o5
@michael0o5 2 жыл бұрын
The jokes tonight were SPOT on Hilarious.
@BrianOSheaPlus
@BrianOSheaPlus 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, Stephen was on fire in this episode. Credit to him and his writers. And the live audience magic is real.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
That "Canary in a conga line" had some serious Johnny Carson energy. Heck, there was a lot of it in the rest of the monologue, loved it! All that was missing was a "Hey-yo!"
@chrisandersen5635
@chrisandersen5635 2 жыл бұрын
COLBERT!!! When are you having John Oliver on!?!?!? We need that beak to face time to complete this circle.
@ajha100
@ajha100 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you said his name at 4:08. That’s a no-no.
@futuramanut
@futuramanut 2 жыл бұрын
his live audience got to him, he let it slip
@joshcook9134
@joshcook9134 2 жыл бұрын
I caught that - Stephen, c'mon man
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Avi, We'll have to report that to management!!! Good call. v
@LvBMusik
@LvBMusik 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same 😲🤭
@Mububban23
@Mububban23 2 жыл бұрын
Someone in the Graphics department got paid to create that dominatrix Dora :-D
@AmusementLabs
@AmusementLabs 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how when you thought the boos would stop it got louder again. XD
@vanshikayadav6098
@vanshikayadav6098 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Colbert doesn't give tr**p a platform by trying not to say his name on the show
@marshmallowdiptaco
@marshmallowdiptaco 2 жыл бұрын
He did, he slipped up at 4:11
@vanshikayadav6098
@vanshikayadav6098 2 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowdiptaco oh thank you, didn't notice that
@marshmallowdiptaco
@marshmallowdiptaco 2 жыл бұрын
@Kevin Royal Haha ya, he's been doing so well all this time. Hope they didn't run out of nicknames
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowdiptaco -- Oh, I doubt it. He invited the public to send nicknames to a Twitter account. My guess is they have more insulting nicknames than they could use in the remainder of Trump's lifetime.
@adelinas.7335
@adelinas.7335 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is the audience even louder than before Covid?!? It’s so exhilarating to hear them! And god, I missed the little music additions to the monologue. It’s so nice to have those back again too!
@__-jt4tv
@__-jt4tv 2 жыл бұрын
Puddle or Pee... That sounds familiar from this city, too... Also, "Marian the Disciplinarian... good grief, I nearly did a spit-take of my tea :P
@jamesthomas5333
@jamesthomas5333 2 жыл бұрын
Sir, you broke the cardinal rule @4:07. Let's make sure the writers are obeying the laws on the Late Show Cinematic Universe
@SkyNeely
@SkyNeely 2 жыл бұрын
That's right no consensual Kink shaming!! Let's be honest few want anyone to see what they're doing behind the bedroom/ playroom door.
@fatfreddyscat5767
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 жыл бұрын
Unless your kink is being watched, Tru dat
@KittySnicker
@KittySnicker 2 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@SkyNeely
@SkyNeely 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatfreddyscat5767 True. That's why I said few. Some people are into that.
@CaptWesStarwind
@CaptWesStarwind 2 жыл бұрын
While I may not be a fan of screaming crowds returning, I'm all for more Jon Batiste.
@garrickphilp290
@garrickphilp290 2 жыл бұрын
Agree completely about the screaming crowds.
@jaelynn7575
@jaelynn7575 2 жыл бұрын
He's talented, but I've always skipped his short chats with Stephen. I find he always says the same things, and it's boring.
@beastrule
@beastrule 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaelynn7575 true i also skip him
@gaynorgregory2528
@gaynorgregory2528 2 жыл бұрын
IKR? Especially with the delta variant becoming the dominant strain in the US.
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaelynn7575 He is an incredible musician....Try listening to his Music.
@mrnobody2683
@mrnobody2683 2 жыл бұрын
3:23 That reaction brings a tear to my eye Tear of joy of course
@nanorider426
@nanorider426 2 жыл бұрын
"They're Holy Ghosting him." .....I have no words other than Colbert nailed it.
@worf7271
@worf7271 2 жыл бұрын
4:07 Colbert accidentally said Tr*mps name.
@kiha6702
@kiha6702 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed 😬
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 2 жыл бұрын
4:05 you slipped Stephen and said "he who shall not be named"'s name....now he only has more strength!
@irfantariq5437
@irfantariq5437 2 жыл бұрын
Omg Stephan you actually said out loud the asterisked name of the one who "grabs himself by himself" #hewhoshallnotbenamed
@domj9446
@domj9446 2 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste ad libs hit hard sometimes 🤣🤣
@pyronymph-868
@pyronymph-868 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not Kink-shaming.
@derricknelson8160
@derricknelson8160 2 жыл бұрын
Hello .how you doing today
@dreaminginnoother
@dreaminginnoother 2 жыл бұрын
Good on him for owning that video. BDSM is one of the most normal and harmless kinks. I'm not into it myself, but of all the kinks he could have had, this one is fine by me.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
Forgive my Devil's Advocate here, but is there a legal consequence which might be a problem for him if the filmed encounter was transactional? I don't judge consensual adult BDSM, but am unsure about financial issues and sex-work laws...
@linden5165
@linden5165 2 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I wonder if the bigger legal exposure would be for the person who was doing the filming if they were doing it without consent? The whole he was "caught with a dominatrix" thing really is based in implicit kink shaming. If it was activity that's not morally judged it would be a different headline - like if he was filmed in an intimate moment of vanilla sex with a spouse - then the focus would be completely on the person doing the filming. It's telling. I don't know if there was more in the video than him being bare-chested with clothes-pegs and hot wax - but that alone probably wouldn't trigger any laws - there's no sexual contact so it's equivalent to massage or acupuncture.
@Zuraneve
@Zuraneve 2 жыл бұрын
So I don't know New York laws regarding the matter, but I have to wonder if maybe it wouldn't run afoul of sex-work laws if there wasn't any actual sex/penetration? Like, do the laws define what sex acts are? Because strip clubs seem to be legal and regulated. ETA: Also, is he married? That could also reflect negatively on him, even if his partner consented to it.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zuraneve -- That was my thought. Someone having a kink doesn't necessarily reflect on their character (unless the kink is for underage people or such); cheating on their wives, instead of simply going through the difficulty of a divorce, I think does reflect on their character.
@HingerlAlois
@HingerlAlois 2 жыл бұрын
„The footage was filmed at Parthenon studio in Midtown - which is known for its high-quality BDSM dungeons. In a call with The Post, Weiner confirmed it was him in the video and said the footage was made about 18 months ago with a former girlfriend he met during a Halloween party in 2019. “I didn’t want anyone to see that, but here we are. I am not ashamed of the private video circulating of me on Twitter. This was a recreational activity that I did with my friend at the time, for fun. Like many young people, I have grown into a world where some of our most private moments have been documented online,” Weiner said in a statement. “I am a proud BDSMer. I like BDSM activity,” Weiner told The Post. He refused to name the woman in the video and said he had no idea how on earth the footage surfaced. “It’s definitely a violation of trust,” he added.“ New York Post In the end it seems like he was just having fun with a girlfriend, really nothing scandalous at all.
@margueritehudsell4454
@margueritehudsell4454 2 жыл бұрын
I don't ever want a woman to consider suicide or self harm. When a pregnancy becomes a serious mental issue, mental health comes first.
@Canuckmom128
@Canuckmom128 2 жыл бұрын
OMG...The Late Show Writers are ON FIRE !!! So many great lines. I appreciate that even though Stephen is a practising Catholic (I gave up years ago) he doesn't have a problem calling out their utter Hypocricy. The "move Biden to another Parish" bit was an AWESOME BURN. On another note, Jon Batiste singing "Living in America" in response to the SM Council Candidate" was just..well..perfect Jon.
@mattrainwater526
@mattrainwater526 2 жыл бұрын
-States opening up. -Delta variant, hold my spike protein.
@micheleolson9914
@micheleolson9914 2 жыл бұрын
And Gamma doing the Moonwalk.
@guacamolekid3899
@guacamolekid3899 2 жыл бұрын
I hope what they are predicting about the vax is wrong.
@larrybirdz3599
@larrybirdz3599 2 жыл бұрын
If covid is so deadly, why aren’t we testing or vaccinating illegals who get caught entering the country? 🤔
@lilyilyily323
@lilyilyily323 2 жыл бұрын
“Marian the disciplinarian” when I tell you I LOST IT ahahha
@Albinoman887
@Albinoman887 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Dave has no shame about his singing abilities and just leaves it all out there
@Starman_Dx
@Starman_Dx 2 жыл бұрын
The Flag Fondler sounds like a 60's Batman villain. Commissioner Gordon: Thank goodness you're here Caped Crusader, all the city's flags have been... Batman: Fondled. Yes, I know. You can see the orange streaks clearly, meaning only one being is responsible for this...
@BrianSmith-ez9kj
@BrianSmith-ez9kj 2 жыл бұрын
well done-- I can picture Adam West and the actor that did the Commissioner in scene doing this
@desireemadera632
@desireemadera632 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this video 2x. Great show
@maapat1431
@maapat1431 2 жыл бұрын
The lockdown has made colbert hot and funnier 😍👌🔥
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 2 жыл бұрын
I know it's a quote, but 4:07 is the first time I've heard Stephen say the twice-impeached, former president's name.
@Emmeredwoods
@Emmeredwoods 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I really wasn’t looking forward to a live audience again. I was loving the new vibes during quarantine. But now that it’s back, I’m actually loving the audience. Stephen seems more alive, and the feedback is fun. I’ve been laughing so much getting caught up. Thank you!
@reannas2225
@reannas2225 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Stephen's keeping to his promise of not saying Trump's name even back in person
@worf7271
@worf7271 2 жыл бұрын
He said it at 4:07
@ShaamanRyu
@ShaamanRyu 2 жыл бұрын
@@worf7271 think that was an accident
@reannas2225
@reannas2225 2 жыл бұрын
@@worf7271 oh my god i didnt even notice that
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 2 жыл бұрын
Except when he did four minutes in
@cbbgenki4315
@cbbgenki4315 2 жыл бұрын
The nicknames are brilliant
@richsackett3423
@richsackett3423 2 жыл бұрын
I might be down for a little Piña Colada-boarding.
@fatfreddyscat5767
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 жыл бұрын
Threaten me with a good time.
@alyssabeyer3232
@alyssabeyer3232 2 жыл бұрын
“They’re Holy Ghosting him.” I almost spit out my tea!!🤣🤣🤣
@yourpalborno
@yourpalborno 2 жыл бұрын
Best monologue is a while! Awesome audience too…I love this show!
@drcowbell
@drcowbell 2 жыл бұрын
Hello from the land of the Midnight Sun and Party Planet!
@Runzi333
@Runzi333 2 жыл бұрын
The candidate that had revenge porn of him posted in a major newspaper should sue. He didn't do anything wrong and having private consensual videos shared just to harm someone is exactly what that law was made to fight. We need to stop pretending it's okay to be awful to people who are just doing their own thing and not hurting anyone just because we don't personally like whatever it is. Dude took it in stride though so that's good on him.
@ThisIsAigle
@ThisIsAigle 2 жыл бұрын
This.
@charlottebowes7666
@charlottebowes7666 2 жыл бұрын
Never seen a comedian rocking out? Bill Bailey at Wembley is the OG 😎
@juliakay6204
@juliakay6204 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike a lot of other late night shows, this one is better with an audience. Much as I loved the quarantine show, Stephen comes alive in front of an audience.
@jpbrown7668
@jpbrown7668 2 жыл бұрын
Can't say I missed the audience...
@Naryoril
@Naryoril 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, after seeing shows without an audience for so long (and still seeing it at Seth's), the audience is mostly annoying me by wasting time wiht prolonged boos and the like...
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 2 жыл бұрын
If I were a New York resident, I’d totally be voting for Zack right now. You go, dude! 🤣
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 2 жыл бұрын
It has to be said: This was one of the funniest monologues in a looooong time and it's not just that the news were rich and fruitful, Stephen delivered like a Boss ! Now THAT'S how you return from the void...oh that's John Oliver, sorry
@marcellocrocitti463
@marcellocrocitti463 2 жыл бұрын
4:05 He actually said the name! Stephen, how could you betray us!
@Irisheddy
@Irisheddy 2 жыл бұрын
Zack should make the Dominatrix his chief advisory
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 2 жыл бұрын
Gives a new meaning to be tough on policy.
@shtirlh7825
@shtirlh7825 2 жыл бұрын
Even back in the theatre I can still hear the crew laughing.
@saphira125
@saphira125 2 жыл бұрын
Good on Steven for making it public about not kink shamming! Also good on the guy running for not backing down or being a shamed of his life style!
@htandetzki77
@htandetzki77 2 жыл бұрын
Nice that Colbert is back on stage, jokes are so much better with a responding audience...
@wandarebeca1
@wandarebeca1 2 жыл бұрын
"Holy Ghosted him". You slay me! 😂🤣😂
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 2 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe that nobody came up with "Dick A L'Orange" until now 😄 Seems like an easy one in hindsight.
@kamikazefrank15
@kamikazefrank15 2 жыл бұрын
its awesome to see how stephen ejoys how people laughs..... it is a monumental smile on his face
@Federe76
@Federe76 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen slipped on his promise to not say T****, 4:07. We are doomed, DOOMED. xD
@jinxkrug7000
@jinxkrug7000 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen is on a roll tonight! Hahaha " Dick a la' Orange and the Flag Fondler" !
@guacamolekid3899
@guacamolekid3899 2 жыл бұрын
orange man bad is not funny- it's pathetic- Colbert is not funny anymore- lies aren't funny- well maybe to TDS sufferers.
@JuICyBLiinGeR
@JuICyBLiinGeR 2 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 shhhhhhh.
@JuICyBLiinGeR
@JuICyBLiinGeR 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen is not on a roll. His writing staff is. But he can sit there getting paid 10 times the amount to tell jokes he never could write. I hate how the world operates like this.
@douglashagedorn7717
@douglashagedorn7717 2 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 the little fella’s fee fees are still butt hurt 😂🤣😂.
@guacamolekid3899
@guacamolekid3899 2 жыл бұрын
@@douglashagedorn7717 no- not really- We won- we just want justice- We'll see how it all turns out.
@CatsMeowPaw
@CatsMeowPaw 2 жыл бұрын
How many former presidents were booed like that on national television? I'm guessing one: only Trump himself.
@sleepsmartsmashstress740
@sleepsmartsmashstress740 2 жыл бұрын
only Trump himself.
@victorarredondo304
@victorarredondo304 2 жыл бұрын
Sleepy Joe??? Bush?
@user-tp6sb6lq5f
@user-tp6sb6lq5f 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is stupid in so many ways
@maxvosper9420
@maxvosper9420 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't you seen the couple sporting events that Trump has been booed at
@oltedders
@oltedders 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-tp6sb6lq5f Pence was booed by the crowd opening day of baseball when he was governor.
@eleanormay729
@eleanormay729 2 жыл бұрын
I loved it when the crowd booood trump! I love you having a live audience again! Great show.
@elizableu5104
@elizableu5104 2 жыл бұрын
*boos for 60 seconds* Therapist: so how does that make you feel
@dennisw64
@dennisw64 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe O'Reilly and the Dump can call it "The Pinhead Groping Tour."
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын
@Derek Hitt Good grief, you're just pitiful.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't there a Beavis and Butthead feature length movie about this already? If so, this might explain where Trump comes up with his ideas.
@comkver
@comkver 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, the delights./s Lol
@faarsight
@faarsight 2 жыл бұрын
The Pope even said they shouldn't punish Biden but the American bishops know better apparently.
@Lowkeylie
@Lowkeylie 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t there a belief about the pope among Catholics that when the pope speaks on matters in a religious capacity, he’s infallible? If so-by their own logic, aren’t the bishops effectively going against the will of God?
@Ayeshteni
@Ayeshteni 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lowkeylie Yes, and yes.
@elenachristian9860
@elenachristian9860 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lowkeylie He's not infallible when he just "speaks", but yeah, they aren't supposed to openly defy him. The Church cracked down pretty hard on priests who ordained women, for instance. (Under the last two popes) Remains to be seen how Francis will handle this.
@mssarahjansen
@mssarahjansen 2 жыл бұрын
American bishops have been paying too much attention to American fundamentalists. Us real Catholics know they're tryhard upstarts 😜
@mrg0th1er83
@mrg0th1er83 2 жыл бұрын
The US branch of the Catholic Church has been taken over by crazy nationalists. They are more political than religious at this point.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 жыл бұрын
O'Riley and the Flag Fondler... Ah, yes, the 'Never Heed The Word "No"' tour...
@forfreudssake4040
@forfreudssake4040 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that SC is so bashful at receiving live applause...🤣🤣🤣 #backtothestudio...😍
@richsackett3423
@richsackett3423 2 жыл бұрын
Marian the Disciplinarian shows Rule 34 is still in force.
@TBrown-zy2dr
@TBrown-zy2dr 2 жыл бұрын
That joke was disgusting 😒
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I see you're a man of culture as well.
@ZeddtheVHSotaku
@ZeddtheVHSotaku 2 жыл бұрын
God that was one cursed image.
@lilchaos4792
@lilchaos4792 2 жыл бұрын
Rule 34?
@tedchism9226
@tedchism9226 2 жыл бұрын
Here on the Oregon Coast the temperature is high 50's to low 60's. We are wearing sweatshirts, warm pants, socks and slippers. Easier to warm up than cool down!
@judychandler8485
@judychandler8485 2 жыл бұрын
The Oregon Coast is gorgeous. I love it there ..
@ella17734
@ella17734 2 жыл бұрын
Don't brag! A few hours away in Ashland it's just dipped under 90f and it's 9pm. 😉✌️
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but so much more laundry
@deborahfreedman333
@deborahfreedman333 2 жыл бұрын
Inland, in Portland, it was well over 90.
@michaelhope8899
@michaelhope8899 2 жыл бұрын
I literally just spat my morning cuppa at that Matt Gaetz joke. I LOVE it
@pamolson2325
@pamolson2325 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you are all back in the studio, I missed Jon Batiste's wonderful laugh.
@nigelnix1
@nigelnix1 2 жыл бұрын
There must be a wafer him to get communion.
@recovered4life
@recovered4life 2 жыл бұрын
nice!!!!!!
@Magnetron33
@Magnetron33 2 жыл бұрын
Fight Communionism!
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 2 жыл бұрын
All of these alternative names are great, but I think Dick A L'Orange may be one of the best. 😂
@Magnetron33
@Magnetron33 2 жыл бұрын
I still like Agolf Twitler, The Orange Menace, Cheeto Mussolini
@theoshouse8215
@theoshouse8215 2 жыл бұрын
john's jazz quotes make me happy
@CristinaFrank
@CristinaFrank 2 жыл бұрын
That Holy Ghosting line was wonderful 🤣🤣
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