Paying the MOST EXPENSIVE Designers on Fiverr to Make Dumb Shirts (Then Selling Them)

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Cold Ones

Cold Ones

4 жыл бұрын

PAYING T HE MOST EXPENSIVE DESIGNERS ON FIVVER TO MAKE US DUMB SHIRTS!!! You won't believe the results....
👉👉 BUY OUR AMAZING TRASH (SPOILERS) : shirtz.cool/collections/fiverr...
🌈🌈Use code "COLDONES" for 10 % off any COOLSHIRTZ : bit.ly/coolshirtz
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Пікірлер: 4 200
@coldones
@coldones 4 жыл бұрын
If you want anymore garbage tee shirtz head over to - bit.ly/coolshirtz - and use code "COLD ONES" for 10% off. CUCUMBER JOE & The Money Tee are currently UNLIMITED. Thank you 😊
@Ahdjjdiocdjd
@Ahdjjdiocdjd 4 жыл бұрын
COLD ONES SPOON 🤔🤔😳😳
@sax8592
@sax8592 4 жыл бұрын
I already bought MechaMoeFoe and the Big Nut Bundle
@seanmartucci4162
@seanmartucci4162 4 жыл бұрын
spoon
@Jxrdxn10
@Jxrdxn10 4 жыл бұрын
fork
@bigfondler
@bigfondler 4 жыл бұрын
Fat wet spoon
@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely looking forward to Zucchini Homer when you guys do episode 3
@rfk9719
@rfk9719 4 жыл бұрын
shutup duck
@rogue6838
@rogue6838 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vario6492
@vario6492 4 жыл бұрын
Eggplant Squidward though
@minizilla5901
@minizilla5901 4 жыл бұрын
Ducker
@wolfwiz9973
@wolfwiz9973 4 жыл бұрын
God I hope they see this and do Zuccini Homer
@dalkvist
@dalkvist 4 жыл бұрын
I hate to say it but I am now the proud owner of a Cucumber Joe t-shirt...
@E1hano1
@E1hano1 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@jacksonp6481
@jacksonp6481 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto hahagaga
@RAsharks99
@RAsharks99 4 жыл бұрын
Bro I bought it so quickly when I saw it, we Eskimos bros now
@sarkistorosian5623
@sarkistorosian5623 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same here
@rueben6268
@rueben6268 4 жыл бұрын
Magnus guilty
@chodeoriki4113
@chodeoriki4113 4 жыл бұрын
Left a comment but too lazy to find it. I bought the “cucumber joe” one and the money one. Got an email from them today and thought fuck I’m not gonna get a shirt Cus it was very long and was apologising. Turns out so many ppl bought the joe shirt that they couldn’t keep up with supply. Got 20$ voucher and shirt will be late but I’ll get it. Got nothing but positive things to say about customer service, So much so that I wanted to leave a comment. It’s a minor inconvenience and I got almost an essay saying how sorry they were as if they’d accidentally killed my parents. Im all for supporting a company that values customers like that. Edit: so I got the shirt couple weeks ago. Or months. Fucking sexy ass shirts.
@maxosmond6860
@maxosmond6860 4 жыл бұрын
I would like your comment but you’re on 69 likes and I can’t bring myself to ruin it
@WhatduzzitMean
@WhatduzzitMean 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxosmond6860 we're past 69 its 420 time bby
@flgryog705
@flgryog705 4 жыл бұрын
i bought mine the day the video came out and yesterday i got an email it has been shipped out lol but its all the way in Australia + covid delay so it make sense
@RealElongatedMuskrat
@RealElongatedMuskrat 4 жыл бұрын
I had the same experience when I bought the big nut shirt ages ago, there was a shipping delay and not only did they apologise profusely, they included a little print saying something along the lines of 'we fucked up, here's your big nut!' in the package. Good on ya, Shirtz with a z dot cool.
@E1hano1
@E1hano1 4 жыл бұрын
yeah my shirt came yesterday’s till wearing it
@Artutzz
@Artutzz 3 жыл бұрын
I could swear you guys would name it “Cripple Rick”
@chodeoriki4113
@chodeoriki4113 3 жыл бұрын
Or Cripple Rickle
@Calilou52
@Calilou52 3 жыл бұрын
But its not rick, its Joe
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын
Joe the Crippled Pickle
@evil.y8
@evil.y8 2 жыл бұрын
@@SlyHikari03 I love you
@kar1100
@kar1100 2 жыл бұрын
@@Calilou52 😐
@Grimfoon
@Grimfoon 4 жыл бұрын
to think, we've moved on from stolen clipart, to have artists put their actual talents into shitpost t-shirts
@sneezymeliodas6073
@sneezymeliodas6073 4 жыл бұрын
This comment was completely necessary
@brooksforrest2237
@brooksforrest2237 4 жыл бұрын
@@sneezymeliodas6073 I agree with this guy
@samuel5040
@samuel5040 4 жыл бұрын
@@biIIybob858 I also agree with this guy
@ls200076
@ls200076 4 жыл бұрын
@@samuel5040 I also agree with this guy.
@Fingeringmyboarddude
@Fingeringmyboarddude 4 жыл бұрын
Love this talkshow
@tijmen6208
@tijmen6208 4 жыл бұрын
The cucumber joe shirt would be hella clean on a hoodie.
@drxzt
@drxzt 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the design would look cleaner if it was on the top right corner like the yellow one, instead of being in the middle of the shirt.
@current3109
@current3109 4 жыл бұрын
y’all whack
@harrylitzler7086
@harrylitzler7086 4 жыл бұрын
Current I agree they seem to be moving forcefully which a sharp blow
@buggysass
@buggysass 4 жыл бұрын
drxzt im sick of pocket tees BRo
@selfdeprecatingprick1018
@selfdeprecatingprick1018 4 жыл бұрын
Current no they are normies
@Andrew-jt8wg
@Andrew-jt8wg 4 жыл бұрын
I've convinced my parents that cucumber joe was a skating brand
@loofabrod
@loofabrod 2 жыл бұрын
ha
@catmannamtac3871
@catmannamtac3871 2 жыл бұрын
yandhi
@Doc_Energon
@Doc_Energon Жыл бұрын
I love the way Chad has an emphasis on some words like money. It makes him sound like a small toddler that got drunk
@beobeo4776
@beobeo4776 Жыл бұрын
This is so true 😂
@mickael8361
@mickael8361 4 жыл бұрын
Chad falls off chair, and looks like he's having a stroke. Max: SUSAN SHOOTING UP HEROIN IN THE THE ALLEY
@KarryKarryKarry
@KarryKarryKarry 4 жыл бұрын
Soothing heroin 🥴
@jimimo6674
@jimimo6674 4 жыл бұрын
someboy love or sub me !
@gerardcowan155
@gerardcowan155 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimimo6674 no why the fuck would anyone sub to you
@jimimo6674
@jimimo6674 4 жыл бұрын
Gerard Cowan idk
@gerardcowan155
@gerardcowan155 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimimo6674 I subbed because I fell under you're spell Jim inyouropinion
@sammcdeeznuts6176
@sammcdeeznuts6176 4 жыл бұрын
So this is what my Patreon money is going towards, and I couldn’t be happier
@puffdaddy69
@puffdaddy69 4 жыл бұрын
slight flex
@NotDingse
@NotDingse 4 жыл бұрын
A fellow Mars Spider, I see
@mrboombastic1382
@mrboombastic1382 4 жыл бұрын
No it goes to all there beer 🤣🤣
@conkreetgamer
@conkreetgamer Жыл бұрын
hi david bowie
@AutisticTyson
@AutisticTyson Жыл бұрын
Is that the fake David Bowie
@ceeb420
@ceeb420 3 жыл бұрын
The way Chad straight up fell out of the chair and no one acknowledged it.
@zachharned7119
@zachharned7119 Жыл бұрын
ikr🤣🤣🤣
@_lil_lil
@_lil_lil 4 жыл бұрын
As something of a graphic designer myself, the Give Us Money one is legitimately one of my favourite designs for any youtuber merch, hands down.
@MrCraftynl
@MrCraftynl 4 жыл бұрын
should I value your opinion more now that you stated you're somewhat of a graphic designer?
@comedygoldish
@comedygoldish 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraftynl yeah
@_lil_lil
@_lil_lil 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraftynl I mean, you don't 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to... just thought it was relevant.
@pazuzuwiki1460
@pazuzuwiki1460 4 жыл бұрын
MrCraftynl yeah you should “MrCrafty”
@EddieBurke
@EddieBurke 3 жыл бұрын
Lily Frey fellow artist wassap
@Pontificate
@Pontificate 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to wear the “I’m Cucumber Joe Shirt” in public. I’m sure that will be easy to explain.
@natelittle5278
@natelittle5278 4 жыл бұрын
You’ll have to explain “so there’s this pickle”
@DacaisenJ
@DacaisenJ 4 жыл бұрын
Basically these two Aussie guys got drunk and ordered a pickle Rick shirt on fiver but thing is it’s not rick nor is it a pickle, as you can see they ended at cucumber joe
@antoniocialfi77
@antoniocialfi77 4 жыл бұрын
I would like this comment, but the like count is at 69, and I cannot bring myself to defile the sacred number.
@rawh7466
@rawh7466 4 жыл бұрын
i saw it and impuse bought it
@natelittle5278
@natelittle5278 4 жыл бұрын
Dacaisen J funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@doxyjr3603
@doxyjr3603 4 жыл бұрын
Chad is a mysterious creature, he's so confident about his body but the second max mentioned his neck he got shy about it
@patrickmahany9268
@patrickmahany9268 4 жыл бұрын
@Yuukon Mesa what are you saying then?
@drwcy
@drwcy 4 жыл бұрын
Hello JK it was covered in hickeys lol
@caelyn2873
@caelyn2873 4 жыл бұрын
you know Chad is an absolute Chad. He is faking being sky about the hickeys
@fat69
@fat69 4 жыл бұрын
He's shy about the hickeys because they came from men
@icecoldplayboi5710
@icecoldplayboi5710 4 жыл бұрын
ngl im pretty sure its just fuked acne bro
@piper636
@piper636 Жыл бұрын
I love how Chad is borderline illiterate but is the first in the room to correctly spell "niche"
@BananaPenguin420
@BananaPenguin420 4 жыл бұрын
This video singlehandedly gave me and my brother Tourette’s it’s been about 3 days and the only form of communication we have had is repeating the exact same phrases over again in a scuffed joe Swanson accent. it started with “ hey peter I turned myself into a cucumber peter, I’m cucumber joe.” Then we started doing this one “ hey peter can I borrow your lawnmower” and finally this one “yeah I’m a gamer, how could you tell”. I’ve probably heard the words “hey peter” at least 5000 times by now easily. This is ruining my family.
@strangerofthe2067
@strangerofthe2067 4 жыл бұрын
My buddy and I also caught the virus... “Hey Peter” at work all day, every day. Random “I’m cucumber joe!” at any given moment. Also, the classic “BRUH” as a question, a response, or a random statement. “Top text” or “bottom text” or “honk if you’re gaming” with no end in sight. Get well soon. LEG.
@aquin3066
@aquin3066 3 жыл бұрын
5000? Rookie numbers.
@BananaPenguin420
@BananaPenguin420 3 жыл бұрын
@kakboi6688846993 just turned 18 a month ago and this reply lowered my self esteem. thanks.
@jdj8168
@jdj8168 3 жыл бұрын
@@BananaPenguin420 😂😂
@jongles2530
@jongles2530 3 жыл бұрын
poggers
@PhantomationTV
@PhantomationTV 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Peter, turn the wheelchair around the payoff os huge! I turned myself into a Cucumber Peter. I'm Cucumber Joe.
@megagrips6470
@megagrips6470 4 жыл бұрын
and then the secondary character turned himself into a cucumber,
@E1hano1
@E1hano1 4 жыл бұрын
I just bought the shirt lol
@liamcheverie1343
@liamcheverie1343 4 жыл бұрын
Phantomation Fuck
@YuB
@YuB 4 жыл бұрын
Had to cop that cucumber joe shirt
@treefalle9715
@treefalle9715 3 жыл бұрын
Same still has not arrived tho!
@aksjdhfasfluiwoq
@aksjdhfasfluiwoq 3 жыл бұрын
what are you doing here?
@izzy2889
@izzy2889 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@m3kyah_489
@m3kyah_489 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@decaffeinatedafrican5997
@decaffeinatedafrican5997 3 жыл бұрын
wait what ur a cop bro
@safourgardpa5459
@safourgardpa5459 4 жыл бұрын
10:01 "90's theme .. donkey 64" I am a broken man
@fractaldesigns7175
@fractaldesigns7175 3 жыл бұрын
gunpoint
@EzioAuditore69420
@EzioAuditore69420 Жыл бұрын
Personally, I think you should have gotten a shirt with a lil egg with glasses, would've been a funny lil guy
@ezioauditore3976
@ezioauditore3976 Жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@EzioAuditore69420
@EzioAuditore69420 Жыл бұрын
@@ezioauditore3976 Thanks bro
@walter9240
@walter9240 Жыл бұрын
@@ezioauditore3976phenomenal
@TheRyanellwood
@TheRyanellwood 4 жыл бұрын
Cannot even imagine how quickly the wide neck bois sold out.
@Pontificate
@Pontificate 4 жыл бұрын
TheRyanellwood not quickly at all. I checked 3 or so hours later and they were still there. I wouldn’t buy them because It’s not completely obvious who they are and that I’m making fun of them to a passer buy.
@tingyjoint
@tingyjoint 4 жыл бұрын
Sold out at 11 hours
@charliebetcher
@charliebetcher 4 жыл бұрын
Nega hahaha I enjoy the fact that you didn’t buy it because the regular person wouldn’t know you’re making fun of the wide neck bois. Very goog
@tommangan7
@tommangan7 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pontificate yeah that shirt is too niche.... the others are super mainstream tho /s
@Pontificate
@Pontificate 4 жыл бұрын
tommangan7 I could probably explain cucumber Joe waving my hands around yelling for 15 minutes and get a laugh out of who I’m explaining it to, but wide neck boys I would have to have a cork board of photos and newspaper clippings and a tin foil hat to even start my explanation.
@nichipezo9522
@nichipezo9522 4 жыл бұрын
Cold ones is the best channel on KZfaq, and that’s just a fact
@akio5291
@akio5291 4 жыл бұрын
thats an opinion....majority wins pewdiepie has 100M+ people that votes and agrees that he is the best and this channel has......no hate tho
@Choyba
@Choyba 4 жыл бұрын
@@akio5291 i mean,it doesnt mean he is the best if he has 100m+ subs
@akio5291
@akio5291 4 жыл бұрын
@@Choyba well majority wins always....even in politics or here
@RocketOnBlitz
@RocketOnBlitz 4 жыл бұрын
@@akio5291 dude has the right to state his opinion
@funnyyylock
@funnyyylock 4 жыл бұрын
@@akio5291 you shut the fuck up
@Jizzle3007
@Jizzle3007 4 жыл бұрын
"Top Text says Bottom Text" is the best pun of the decade
@Noah-fm5mh
@Noah-fm5mh 4 жыл бұрын
9:26 “it looks goog”
@galdacsvalven8115
@galdacsvalven8115 4 жыл бұрын
Unlike Rick, Joe didn't even had to turn himself into a pickle, as he has already been a vegetable. Brilliant vid, as always
@lookanlike2
@lookanlike2 4 жыл бұрын
thats why its perfect
@ShinyEevee39
@ShinyEevee39 4 жыл бұрын
Cucumber is a fruit.
@ryanbrenner5466
@ryanbrenner5466 4 жыл бұрын
I love you
@Stage4Candy
@Stage4Candy 4 жыл бұрын
Good one, although Joe is actually a cucumber in their depiction. Even if Joe were a pickle, he would have needed to be immersed in vinegar first
@Stage4Candy
@Stage4Candy 4 жыл бұрын
@Gustav 123 Joe already being a pickle would've changed nothing
@vocexseta
@vocexseta 4 жыл бұрын
Their videos make me feel like English isn’t my first language.
@SKFSTETSHT
@SKFSTETSHT 3 жыл бұрын
"90's theme ... donkey 64" will be my grad quote
@tylerbrantner4026
@tylerbrantner4026 2 жыл бұрын
9:25 “It looks goog, get thag,” this shit had me cracking up for no reason
@ThebigNut
@ThebigNut 4 жыл бұрын
We can’t ignore all of chads hickeys because he’s called chad for a reason
@TheSweetestCurse
@TheSweetestCurse 4 жыл бұрын
He's dating one of the hottest fucking models too. Edit: her name is Stefania Ferrario
@intensefinesse5809
@intensefinesse5809 4 жыл бұрын
those are hickeys? it looks like skin cancer edit : yeah, it could be a reaction to all of the random shit he smoked out of that pickle rick crack pipe
@gianmvs4012
@gianmvs4012 4 жыл бұрын
they're probably rashes from the chinese herbs
@FienX_
@FienX_ 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like herpes
@MrFuzziiWuzzii
@MrFuzziiWuzzii 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSweetestCurse she aint "one of the hottest fucking models" mate
@CYGNIUS
@CYGNIUS 4 жыл бұрын
*Make a shirt that just says "90's theme ... Donkey 64"*
@thisis_batcountry
@thisis_batcountry 4 жыл бұрын
I’d buy it
@jasenia1329
@jasenia1329 4 жыл бұрын
That was seriously my favorite line of this whole video
@justvibin621
@justvibin621 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@julixpinguimon8023
@julixpinguimon8023 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp pls
@Its_Trifled
@Its_Trifled 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "they all have something in common..." I was so confused until I remembered it was old. god the carson shirt aged like fine wine.
@Sube-Tube
@Sube-Tube 2 жыл бұрын
Why, is Carson thin now or something
@JimmySee
@JimmySee 4 жыл бұрын
"I spelled bought like Bort" "Yeah like Bort from the simpsons."
@Daisuyike
@Daisuyike 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so annoyed that the woman shirt is already sold out, I actually really wanted it
@harrisons62
@harrisons62 4 жыл бұрын
ya grill yike why?
@sparkz015
@sparkz015 4 жыл бұрын
Its not sold out wdym
@tiaan7183
@tiaan7183 4 жыл бұрын
@@harrisons62 Why not?
@cameronjohnblue756
@cameronjohnblue756 4 жыл бұрын
If you look at their actual pages both it and the Sand Witch shirt have been sold out in all sizes except extra small for at least 4 hours now.
@elenas-s1654
@elenas-s1654 4 жыл бұрын
ikrr same haha
@Brimspark
@Brimspark 4 жыл бұрын
Should have just called the video, "Honk if you're gaming part two."
@dansken610
@dansken610 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh the shirt sold out in an hour :(
@jimimo6674
@jimimo6674 4 жыл бұрын
hi boi sub me to!
@viktoz2897
@viktoz2897 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got to give props to my man chad I don’t know if many others noticed and quite frankly could care less if they did but I like to see you can do that squat now and is genuine growth you wouldn’t normally expect to see on this platform much love
@Sube-Tube
@Sube-Tube 2 жыл бұрын
Could he actually not bend his knees and get back up before
@wuckfar7819
@wuckfar7819 2 жыл бұрын
That's wholesome as fuck.
@bootyislandtcb
@bootyislandtcb 7 ай бұрын
Revisiting this vid and wondering which one of them came up with Cucumber Joe, overjoyed to see it was a joint effort 😊
@katel5007
@katel5007 4 жыл бұрын
i cried for a solid minute over the witch one Im buying it now
@ulyssemartinfrigault1021
@ulyssemartinfrigault1021 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you pfp is just. Mike and Ike.
@Sykohsis
@Sykohsis 4 жыл бұрын
I almost suffocated from laughter at the "Honk if you're gaming" V2 shirt.
@s0lar_fl4re
@s0lar_fl4re 4 жыл бұрын
i want a “das conk creet baybeeee” shirt so bad please oh please do a part 3
@Luxioy0
@Luxioy0 4 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Sturkie yes please
@MultoCon
@MultoCon 4 жыл бұрын
YEEEESSSSSSS
@armouredcat2369
@armouredcat2369 4 жыл бұрын
with a really fucked dog on the front
@coreypetroff4657
@coreypetroff4657 4 жыл бұрын
holy shit yes
@anayo9946
@anayo9946 4 жыл бұрын
Cement...
@Forge_595
@Forge_595 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl, the semi truck gaming shirt actually looks like it’s good quality and the person who made it was actually talented
@blanc0219
@blanc0219 3 жыл бұрын
“This is for my dying brother”
@KnightKingu
@KnightKingu 4 жыл бұрын
They've become Mr Beast, if Mr. Beast had a crippling alcohol addiction
@grunchidetrap476
@grunchidetrap476 4 жыл бұрын
He might have
@ashtronaut21_80
@ashtronaut21_80 4 жыл бұрын
MechaKnight479 blasphemy
@Dogfrey
@Dogfrey 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@stefanristicmovies
@stefanristicmovies 4 жыл бұрын
whereas the actual mr beast just has crohns
@uberwesenvommars7073
@uberwesenvommars7073 4 жыл бұрын
And crack
@bonifackorda8583
@bonifackorda8583 4 жыл бұрын
After all this time, it's still weird to see these guys act like they didn't hit each other with belts and melons.
@narwhalguy3829
@narwhalguy3829 4 жыл бұрын
Bonifác Korda what video was that again
@goofy955
@goofy955 4 жыл бұрын
@@narwhalguy3829 Deadly Twister series
@DagothsCollection
@DagothsCollection 4 жыл бұрын
@@narwhalguy3829 they also hit each other with melons in the Gentlemans Guide
@WubbyPunch
@WubbyPunch 4 жыл бұрын
You act like they make high brow investing in stock help videos now. It's still the same shit just a different vein.
@Sol_Smiley
@Sol_Smiley 4 жыл бұрын
In Australia, all that does is strengthen the bonds between men.
@spookyboy0193
@spookyboy0193 2 жыл бұрын
Ayo wait a second I just realized Chad is the guy in some of how to basics videos
@Cheese2659
@Cheese2659 3 жыл бұрын
My glazed ham, cucumber joe, and gamer trucker has arrived after a long awaited wait of 2-3 months and I couldn’t be happier
@newspice389
@newspice389 4 жыл бұрын
I really wanted the “Honk if you’re gaming” v2 shirt, and the Necktrio ones. Well crap - guess I’ll just stick with Cucumber Joe and Glazed Ham.
@burningskeleton8892
@burningskeleton8892 4 жыл бұрын
I ended up getting the same ones
@tamonk9054
@tamonk9054 4 жыл бұрын
Newspice vaatividya probably makes some of the best merch
@Robert-fc9xz
@Robert-fc9xz 4 жыл бұрын
I'm suprised the cucumber joe shirt still isn't sold out. Wanted to get the honk if you're gaming one too but I would probably never actually wear it anyways
@chocbyte1747
@chocbyte1747 4 жыл бұрын
@@Robert-fc9xz they made unlimited cucumber joes
@Screany
@Screany 4 жыл бұрын
Cerwyn they’re on a 4 week preorder
@flynn907
@flynn907 4 жыл бұрын
We need “Cucumber Joe” hats
@spiderhame8418
@spiderhame8418 4 жыл бұрын
na, bro. we need cucumber joe wheel chairs
@Andre-be2rz
@Andre-be2rz 4 жыл бұрын
cucumber joe hoodies are a necessity
@GrimFelArt
@GrimFelArt 3 жыл бұрын
7:44 I will never not laugh at Chad falling off his chair and lying on the floor like a beached whale
@Sube-Tube
@Sube-Tube 2 жыл бұрын
Love how he just lays there defeated
@friccle_
@friccle_ Жыл бұрын
@@Sube-Tube i like how no one cares
@ImTheGibby
@ImTheGibby 3 жыл бұрын
Chad: this is for my dying brother Max: wheeze.mp4
@johnbeckman2698
@johnbeckman2698 4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that i like these better than the talk show?
@craigory8123
@craigory8123 4 жыл бұрын
no
@riverevans726
@riverevans726 4 жыл бұрын
Probably cos it's like they're doing a proper video together. It's nice.
@Jamblino11
@Jamblino11 4 жыл бұрын
It's a podcast!
@offscreen4250
@offscreen4250 4 жыл бұрын
this is the premium content
@yellowcam1422
@yellowcam1422 4 жыл бұрын
@@offscreen4250 this is like their special episodes
@alexatyatuati
@alexatyatuati 4 жыл бұрын
Chad falling over looks like an elderly woman who has fallen and can’t get up
@lukehull5556
@lukehull5556 4 жыл бұрын
yes thank you alexatyatuati
@ghjkrsxcg
@ghjkrsxcg 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you , mr. @@lukehull5556
@alexatyatuati
@alexatyatuati 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukehull5556 No problem Luke Hull
@sabieDxMx
@sabieDxMx 4 жыл бұрын
I was legit sad seeing him on the ground like a turtle who's been knocked upside down and is trying to flip itself over XD
@pizzatime7433
@pizzatime7433 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment literally gave me flashbacks to those LifeAlert commercials
@JaninePhoenixStarr
@JaninePhoenixStarr 4 жыл бұрын
I actually really like the Sand Witch shirt 😂
@meep1433
@meep1433 4 жыл бұрын
😑
@radiomandelbrot5868
@radiomandelbrot5868 3 жыл бұрын
same tho
@krut439
@krut439 3 жыл бұрын
i like it but the top text bottom text ruined everything
@milossantrac3096
@milossantrac3096 2 жыл бұрын
You guys and this video in particular (idk if i said it right) are saving mr now that i am at my lowest. Thank you so much
@louiehughes4065
@louiehughes4065 4 жыл бұрын
so either chad has a ton of hickies on his neck or he's about to die of an infection tearing through his body
@Owen.Fallon
@Owen.Fallon 4 жыл бұрын
Both?
@newfoundrooski
@newfoundrooski 4 жыл бұрын
One is a result of the other
@syzyphyz
@syzyphyz 4 жыл бұрын
nah bro it's neck herpes from deepthroating, he explained it in a livestream
@djdjdjreballaawkw9532
@djdjdjreballaawkw9532 4 жыл бұрын
Chad and max are so slow they forgot that they already made this video.
@young-stove
@young-stove 4 жыл бұрын
Jake Reber they did say this was part two, gotta give a little credit, they are doing the best they can with minimal tools 🧠🙏🏿
@verdunian595
@verdunian595 4 жыл бұрын
This time they're paying people with brain cells
@jackpaterson5949
@jackpaterson5949 4 жыл бұрын
What part of the first minute of the video of 'part 2' did you not get?
@icantbearsed9321
@icantbearsed9321 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackpaterson5949 he was making a joke lol
@djdjdjreballaawkw9532
@djdjdjreballaawkw9532 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Paterson homie I wasn’t being serious it was just a joke man.
@rooster7006
@rooster7006 9 ай бұрын
The way Scott reads about each t-shirt makes this video so much better
@DugMcclaim
@DugMcclaim 2 жыл бұрын
for anyone curious about the song in the intro its called "world 8" from super Mario 3dworld
@BoolyK
@BoolyK 4 жыл бұрын
I just can’t get over how phenomenal their set is
@BoolyK
@BoolyK 4 жыл бұрын
I’m gay
@yann8067
@yann8067 4 жыл бұрын
@@BoolyK my dog is gay
@genaroz2830
@genaroz2830 4 жыл бұрын
GTFO do you have proof???
@yann8067
@yann8067 4 жыл бұрын
@@DonaldBiden Nice
@DonaldBiden
@DonaldBiden 4 жыл бұрын
Senor Genaro Yes
@enormousiserratic8276
@enormousiserratic8276 4 жыл бұрын
Use that patch-style artist to make the COLD ONES logo, that would be epic
@BestKCL
@BestKCL 4 жыл бұрын
Kobe Langston Yess top comment
@RyuuRider
@RyuuRider 4 жыл бұрын
@@BestKCL top text
@tygengames1395
@tygengames1395 4 жыл бұрын
@@RyuuRider top text in australia
@alexanderburkhart4078
@alexanderburkhart4078 3 жыл бұрын
I bought the glazed ham shirt as soon as this video went live. It FINALLY showed up yesterday.
@lendog3957
@lendog3957 4 жыл бұрын
7:44 this whole part is just madness
@Goofygooberston
@Goofygooberston 4 жыл бұрын
Chad saying "MUNNIE" is unironically something that makes me laugh every time without fail
@lewisbaitup6352
@lewisbaitup6352 4 жыл бұрын
It is something that everyone chears for
@Finntendo
@Finntendo 4 жыл бұрын
It's been less than an hour and the trucker gamer shirt is out of stock
@shodplays1466
@shodplays1466 4 жыл бұрын
f
@dansken610
@dansken610 4 жыл бұрын
I really wanted the first one, now there's a sequel and it too sells out in minutes :(
@MrIamcrusty
@MrIamcrusty 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao no way.
@grimmpierful
@grimmpierful 4 жыл бұрын
"Honk if you're gaming" 3 confirmed
@caseyjames2073
@caseyjames2073 4 жыл бұрын
Copped😹😹
@oliot4814
@oliot4814 4 жыл бұрын
So good! Please do this again
@domonicpratt4782
@domonicpratt4782 3 жыл бұрын
6:54 they predicted Cuties.
@bigthink3426
@bigthink3426 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: necktrio isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Necktrio:
@babyfacejay2
@babyfacejay2 4 жыл бұрын
the struggle is real
@syracusa
@syracusa 4 жыл бұрын
hilarious and original!
@elijahgordon6283
@elijahgordon6283 4 жыл бұрын
phantom so is your comment so fuck up
@Robert-fc9xz
@Robert-fc9xz 4 жыл бұрын
@@babyfacejay2 #SquadGoals
@antoniomaldonado8876
@antoniomaldonado8876 4 жыл бұрын
*they can't hurt you
@ovvvven
@ovvvven 4 жыл бұрын
Max and Chad: Uses patron money to make products to sell *stonks*
@richarddixon4359
@richarddixon4359 4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@calmgoodfire4662
@calmgoodfire4662 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you gotta spend a lot of money to make less of it
@grimey78
@grimey78 4 жыл бұрын
you must be a band kid
@ovvvven
@ovvvven 4 жыл бұрын
@Boan orchestra actually.
@maks9589
@maks9589 Жыл бұрын
@@ovvvven 🤓🤓🤓
@sax8592
@sax8592 4 жыл бұрын
This is AWSOME!!!
@Blore07
@Blore07 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, only just saw this and the sand witch shirt is sold out.
@orrin1319
@orrin1319 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the most recent search is poop 0:39
@reddonut1518
@reddonut1518 4 жыл бұрын
“TRAVIS SCOTT foRTNITE!” * dancing ensues *
@userseveneleven
@userseveneleven 4 жыл бұрын
Your donut isnt even red
@lesbibot2284
@lesbibot2284 4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Williams Joshua Williams
@jasnammansa8565
@jasnammansa8565 4 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Williams Joshua Williams
@mustard3450
@mustard3450 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the back only says COOK SOMETHING in yellow text
@lextoohey
@lextoohey 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is a deep fried meme come to life, love the new work.
@vapekatze9714
@vapekatze9714 4 жыл бұрын
Kids: pickle rick Legends: cucumber joe
@aiden4445
@aiden4445 4 жыл бұрын
Gods: Zucchini Homer
@Canserious
@Canserious 4 жыл бұрын
MASSIVE legends here.
@3litepker
@3litepker 4 жыл бұрын
Aiden sorry you’re 9
@CatOfTheYearuWu
@CatOfTheYearuWu 4 жыл бұрын
Man I can’t wait to get bullied for my cucumber joe shirt
@chodeoriki4113
@chodeoriki4113 3 жыл бұрын
Well I’m a cripple anyways so I’ve got a fucking protection spell on me but I’ve had a couple laughs going about in my cripple state in my cripple shirt.
@TheRealAmericanMan
@TheRealAmericanMan 3 жыл бұрын
Binging all these videos for the first time and I’d GLADLY own every single one of these shirts Except the all over beer shirt.
@BlameItOnYourFriend
@BlameItOnYourFriend 11 ай бұрын
I have to say making a fun video about 5er shirts that slowly evolves Into an ad for the tee shirts is an amazing idea.
@dakoots
@dakoots 4 жыл бұрын
Chad: **smokes crack** Also chad: **contemplates if putting pickle rick on a shirt is legal**
@mikaylawashburn2453
@mikaylawashburn2453 4 жыл бұрын
Lilsikas he smokes crack?
@Joao_alex98
@Joao_alex98 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikaylawashburn2453 no, it was a video for cold ones
@beaniecakes124
@beaniecakes124 4 жыл бұрын
Bobby Sands French incest
@Bakademic
@Bakademic 4 жыл бұрын
Hey doing a dime is easy compared to paying of legal fees and a copy right infringement settlement.
@walnuss2546
@walnuss2546 4 жыл бұрын
that other shit they smoked in the wish video is something similar to meth though
@Stewbob112
@Stewbob112 4 жыл бұрын
Ima come back to this once I’m good and drunk to really enjoy this as it should be.
@TheRocksEyebrow20
@TheRocksEyebrow20 4 жыл бұрын
This is the same way I feel about all their videos.
@getlitskoden
@getlitskoden 4 жыл бұрын
It works with a lingering hangover too
@alexxcold
@alexxcold 4 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE THESE VIDEOS, YOUR CHEMISTRY IS SUCH A JOY! NEVER STOP MAKING THESE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS!!
@ToxinBrewer
@ToxinBrewer 8 ай бұрын
I found the last shirt at a value village this summer!
@yungdash4852
@yungdash4852 4 жыл бұрын
Darn I really wanted the youtube CEO shooting heroin in an alley t shirt
@SpuddyWesker
@SpuddyWesker 4 жыл бұрын
yeah and markiplier dead
@pulpydischarge5447
@pulpydischarge5447 4 жыл бұрын
Just bought a cucumber joe shirt. Immediate deep feelings of regret.
@ConnerPlays360
@ConnerPlays360 4 жыл бұрын
Inb4 walking legend wearing one of the coolest shirts that exists rn
@crystaleunoia3974
@crystaleunoia3974 4 жыл бұрын
Why? _You are a God now._
@pakutaco18
@pakutaco18 4 жыл бұрын
Bro meeee
@pulpydischarge5447
@pulpydischarge5447 4 жыл бұрын
@@Plank-cn1we That sounds pretty crusty my man good job
@3litepker
@3litepker 4 жыл бұрын
I bought a hugo boss shirt instead
@vexx80000
@vexx80000 3 жыл бұрын
Finally got my Cucumber Joe and yellow chibi shirts. I was worried I wouldn't see em, but they're here! Awesome quality shirts!
@benjamindeml
@benjamindeml 4 жыл бұрын
just got my shirts today. super comfortable glad the cucumber joe shirt is a patch.
@amittoibis
@amittoibis 4 жыл бұрын
My brain has transformed into SLUDGE
@KarryKarryKarry
@KarryKarryKarry 4 жыл бұрын
amittoibis Cover your head holes so it won’t leak out.
@lithara5302
@lithara5302 4 жыл бұрын
Must be a branstorm. And if you saw the first video you understand my spelling mistake lol.
@Morristown337
@Morristown337 4 жыл бұрын
I want a shirt that shows all the western democracies all teaming up as friends to attack Winnie the Pooh wearing a Chinese flag as a shirt, with a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud in the background and a few small Nyan rainbow cats flying away from the blast in the sky; and as Winnie the pooh runs from them is a hentai big boob hot anime girl wearing the old Japanese flag of the rising sun with a face mask on holding her hand out as if to me motioning to stop. Please do it. Actually they can be country humans but not china it must be Winnie the Pooh wearing a ccp shirt. Oh and the hentai girl should be full human no country ball heads for her or winnie the pooh. If you put a sun in the sky make it the one from Super Mario Bros 3 that chases you in the game, in fact you can add a few mario bros 3 thing as you see fit. If words can go on it "Make Mushroom Kingdom Great Again."
@gokartskootscoot6780
@gokartskootscoot6780 4 жыл бұрын
i feel
@strangerofthe2067
@strangerofthe2067 4 жыл бұрын
I think she says “SLAYED IT GIRL” but I prefer “SLATER GIRL” because of drunk.
@jacobsanders6490
@jacobsanders6490 4 жыл бұрын
"SLAY THE GIRL"
@dcprvte6363
@dcprvte6363 4 жыл бұрын
Love these episodes!
@cannedtuna360
@cannedtuna360 26 күн бұрын
Chad is without any doubts is into Max, just like everyone else who has ever looked at him.
@chaserpent
@chaserpent 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t even know if y’all are gonna restock the “honk if you’re gaming” tee but I put my email in to get notified if you do... my birthday is the 22nd and my greatest wish is that shirt
@meanie330
@meanie330 4 жыл бұрын
Sad.
@carac6785
@carac6785 4 жыл бұрын
Happy early birthday!
@imstupidbut
@imstupidbut 4 жыл бұрын
@@meanie330 im gonna fucking beat the shit out of you
@yoshishuhaist
@yoshishuhaist 4 жыл бұрын
@@imstupidbut beat me instead Daddy!
@marioshamshum7114
@marioshamshum7114 4 жыл бұрын
@@yoshishuhaist wtf is wrong with these replys
@ytho5863
@ytho5863 4 жыл бұрын
This channel shows how old content on KZfaq has had to adapt to new regulations in the best way possible. This is just as good as the old filthyfrank vids
@robertcourtney7030
@robertcourtney7030 2 жыл бұрын
7:40 I love how he falls and just stays
@boogersculptor
@boogersculptor 4 жыл бұрын
the editors must love those mics, easy tracking and stabilizing points ;)
@-KVT-
@-KVT- 4 жыл бұрын
5:14 They tried cutting out Chad spelling truckers as "truchers"
@ForestGramps
@ForestGramps 4 жыл бұрын
Autocorrect...
@whitejayz4655
@whitejayz4655 4 жыл бұрын
@@ForestGramps Theres a clear cut, go frame by frame
@ForestGramps
@ForestGramps 4 жыл бұрын
@@whitejayz4655 You are totally correct! Sorry for missing that, have a great day!
@jacobjames8078
@jacobjames8078 3 жыл бұрын
@@ForestGramps thats not how internet comments work. people dont admit they were wrong. fight for your rights brother
@oliviaparker9303
@oliviaparker9303 4 жыл бұрын
Just when you've been broken up with and can't stop crying, Chad is here to save me
@noka1979
@noka1979 4 жыл бұрын
Aww... I know the feeling.. put on good music.. not sad music.. helped me
@septclues
@septclues 4 жыл бұрын
Drugs help! And alcohol!
@oliviaparker9303
@oliviaparker9303 4 жыл бұрын
I ripped a bowl right after writing this. Thanks you guys 💜
@bickenwings1350
@bickenwings1350 4 жыл бұрын
@@oliviaparker9303 Imma Hit My Pen For You Chief XD
@septclues
@septclues 4 жыл бұрын
Weed is not drugs
@madisonstephens5945
@madisonstephens5945 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh the last one is so cool with the little money tag and everything
@SamuelRowan
@SamuelRowan 4 жыл бұрын
I have never seen your channel before and I bought one of those shirts because it was just so amazing
@servidig483
@servidig483 4 жыл бұрын
Cold Ones is the living soul of what's left of real KZfaq
@THUURMINATOR
@THUURMINATOR 4 жыл бұрын
Truth
@coreypetroff4657
@coreypetroff4657 4 жыл бұрын
this couldnt be more true
@sadiemahoney1919
@sadiemahoney1919 4 жыл бұрын
The cinematography of Max walking across the screen saying “OKAY BROOO, I WONT BE, THANKS FOR CURING MY MENTAL FUCKING CONDITION” was absolutely exquisite, brothers.
@jackdennis3626
@jackdennis3626 7 ай бұрын
please bring back the glazed ham
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