"If you don't mind the gaps," GURL YOU DIDNT MIND THE AGE GAPS 😭😭

her favorite chord is definitely A minor Edit: KENDRICK STOLE FROM ME AND I’M FAMOUS!!

The fact that she never actually focuses on the stuff she did wrong, but rather blames everything on how the internet works and people gossip is absolutely hilarious.

i’m begging someone to make a karaoke track for this 😭

It's still insane she made this. She had to think through these lyrics, practice a few times, sit down and set up the camera, perform this, watch it through at least once, and STILL post it. I haven't thought of Miranda Sings for years, I would have never known the allegations if she didnt do this.

imagine grooming children, laughing abt it , admitting it , and then publishing turning it into a song ??

Can someone make a metal cover of this

As an actual aunt (I’m 25 years old) with 10 nieces and nephews ranging between the ages of 5 months old to 14 years old I can assure you none of my sisters or me have behaved this way with children

WE GETTING OUT OF THE MINORS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

this is the worst youtube apology ever i love it

Thanks Colleen! Now we all know what to absolutely never do as an apology! Really helpful and educational!

“I’m not a groomer just a loser” catchest line ever

WE MAKING IT OUT OF MANIPULATION STATION WITH THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

she's not JUST the weird aunt" she's the one *"who wants to do something gross with his nieces and nephews, call it funny, then denies it when confronted about his nieces and nephew's childhood trauma"* :)

WE MAKIN’ IT INTO COURT WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This isn't "I'm sorry for my actions," you know, the way apologies happen This is literally ten minutes of "hey can we all just stop talking about it?"

This has dumb ways to die vibes

Since I don’t wanna support her video and give her extra views, I’ll watch this.

The “apology” video is absolutely disgusting. She is an adult. She shouldn’t be blaming people for things she started. Absolutely disappointed

Thank you for this! I didn’t want to watch her actual video and the on screen lyrics were nice.

Currently learning the lyrics to this for my audition to the Lion King Jr. 😀

She sang about cancel culture not her situation😭😭😭

Bro we making it out of jail with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

That ukulele says "I'm sorry," but those eyes are saying, "I wonder how much dalmatian fur I would need to make a matching set of gloves and scarf..."

I don't even know what she did lmao but in this song she just looks like someone who tries to showcase themselves as a victim of the big bad internet to be seen as the victim when they're not

chords are G, G7, C, and D7. sometimes the D7 is replaced with a Cm.

WE GETTIN INTO A MINOR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I want to be sitting in the courtroom when the jury watches this… she just left the group chat a few days ago…sending porn, nudes, promoting anorexia, grooming and more. It’s terrifying that she has access to three young children. She’s delusional and feels no remorse for any of this…

I cannot stop listening to this and I hate myself for that

I can’t believe she hasn’t deleted this. I’d have died of embarrassment.

5:20 You’re so right, Colleen!! Because it doesn’t matter what your intension was. YOU STILL GROOMED CHILDREN.

This needs to be on Spotify

“but they didn’t say i couldn’t siiiiiing” -cat valentine -colleen ballinger

I'm not a groomer! Just a loser ://...

Her making an apology video with her talking instead of singing would most likely still not make us forgive her but it would be a TINY bit better because it would show that she actually feels ashamed for what she did, but NOO lets sing our hearts out like I didn’t make minors uncomfortable in the worst way

im watching this so i don’t give her money

This will forever HAUNT the Internet

ty for this i have auditory processing issues lol

Imagine acting like the victim in this? Like wth??? Im very happy that the creator of this vid made it so i don’t have to give her views so thank you for that!

what is this girl even talking abt 😭😭

she has a kid put his hand down her pants on stage, spreads a girls legs (also on stage), and sends a 13 year old her underwear then claims they were 'stupid mistakes'... sounds perfectly reasonable to me /s

The beat; 🦄🍬🍭💓☺️ The lyrics; 😨😨😨💀💀

Best worst youtube apology. She's doing a great job of blaming everyone else for being exposed for something gross and weird.

I hate how the song is so catchy

ty for posting this I wanted to watch the apology but I was not gonna let her gain views and money for her “apology”

[Spoken] Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? [Chorus] All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun [Spoken] Uh, hi, everyone I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen Here we go Many years ago, I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know? And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea!" And you're like "Ehhh" Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird [Verse 1] I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird of me I haven't done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability [Spoken] But that's not very interesting, is it? [Chorus] So let's go on the toxic gossip train The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steamroll over someone's reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize That the train is made of lies and that person you despise Maybe didn't deserve to die But hey, at least you're havin' fun [Spoken] In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes And is something that I will continue to try t- what? Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay [Verse 2] I thought you wanted me to take accountability But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise [Spoken] Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video "She's gaslighting, manipulating!" "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!" "I would never make a mistake like that." [Verse 3] Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout [Verse 4] "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like, in her past So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack" But not based on facts, oh no Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam My reputation's deceased [Spoken] Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings You know the one, yeah her Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website [Verse 5] And it's always been that way And that's why you won't find my videos on the KZfaq Kids app Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable With their families watching my KZfaq videos or coming to my live shows Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes But was my intention to manipulate? No [Spoken] It doesn't really matter what my intention was 'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children So, I just wanted to say that, um The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser [Verse 6] Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little And take accountability And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity [Spoken] I really, really appreciate you, thank you For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit [Chorus] The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation Toxic gossip train You got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey Hope you had some fun [Spoken] Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know Let me try to help, um [Outro] Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human It just makes them a human [Spoken] But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

6:18 I CAN'T WITH THIS 😭😭😭

WE BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thank you. I didn’t need this for singing but I needed it to see what she said. I couldn’t hear what she said at all.

someone needs to make a lofi version of this

10:07 still waiting for the apology

Too bad she did stuff wrong because this song is a BANGER!🔥🔥🔥🔥

WE GETTING OUT OF THE CHILDREN WITH THIS BANGER 🗣️🔥🔥

Am i the only one that sings the chorus in their head randomly sometimes. Its genuinly catchy😂

someone should put this song on genius.. LMAO

I love how she completely missed the "apology" concept

What I really don't like and what's a recurring thing in these apology videos from people who've clearly done inexcusable things is that they don't really apologize or take responsibility for their actions. I feel that the reason why these people blame everything but themselves is because they're afraid of the consequences and afraid of losing everything near and dear to them, clearly unaware that they've hurt others and don't understand the effects of their actions. I honestly think these people should understand that they've harmed others and they should own up to what they've done regardless of whatever consequences come their way. Honestly, what is wrong saying that you fucked up?

Without the controversial stuff this song is fire af🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶

The song is actually catchy tho

I think if your 'team' knew that you were gonna come sing about this they would have told you to just make a video instead

Her legal team is facepalming so fucking hard lmfaaoooo

Damn whats even more sad is that this song is actually a bop

This isn’t even an apology video she does not say sorry even once

Making a 10 minute song is actually dedication honestly

This video is now canon in gravity falls for whatever reason

The funny thing is that the video is called an apology, but really it’s just her telling us that we’re wrong

This video is so disgusting. She is an adult. I get it no one is perfect, but don’t blame people for things you started.

“I’m sure you’re disappointed in my sh!tty little song” yeah, WE ARE

🔥 💯 making it out the elementary school with this one 💯🔥

happy anniversary

At 6:31 it is so obvious she is rethinking her life choices

In My BoNy LiTtLe BaCk

Honestly the most creative mental breakdown.

2x speed is just beautiful

This song has no right to have catchy lyrics. I'm gonna steal some of the lyrics and make my own song, this could be a fire breakup song without the crappy bits

i've memorized every part of this video i just need a karaoke track of it 😭

y'all use this instead of her version. she doesn't make money off of this

the song kinda slaps tho 😭😭😭😭

shittiest apology video but 9:21 actually slaps

Legitimately thank you for this I couldn’t understand anything she was saying lololo

Lol, all i wanna is how long she took to memorise the song or did she make that up on the spot 😂😂😂

I try my hardest to stay out of all drama in the world, but THIS is something I can't stop listening to. It's so bad but it's so good!

I love how her team legit told her to shut up, she said no and she dug herself to china

who else boarding the toxic gossip train rn 😝

6:15 WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR

You gotta wonder how many times she recorded this to get the emotions just right. Because everything, even the pauses, feels heavily scripted. Like that very last pause so she could talk about "mistakes not making you a bad person." That wasn't a "maybe I should add this" moment, that was a clear "pause for effect" moment.

THE THING IS SHE DIDNT EVEN SAY SORRY IN THE SONG

6:21 if y’all wanna see the “I’m not a groomer just a looser.” Part

Officially the worst apology ever

SONG OF THE SUMMER

this is like a song if it was made in the Bojack Horseman universe

Ngl this song is good lmbo

She did something horrible but, the song is fire ngl 😭

She actually has a good singing voice though…

Why is she talking about taking accountability over actually taking accountability

thanks for re-uploading so i can view for meme purposes without supporting cauldron ballinger

on a purely musical standpoint, this is kind of fire actually

1 year since this masterpiece dropped. holy moly.

my poor friends who hear me sing this to them everyday 💀💀

I miss Jenna Marbles and her actual apologies