Comedian Does Nothing But Peanut Butter Jokes | Greg Warren

Comedian Does Nothing But Peanut Butter Jokes | Greg Warren | The Salesman

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Ex-peanut butter salesman turned comedian Greg Warren is a fierce @JifBrand loyalist. Don’t believe us? Watch this clip where he breaks down all the peanut butter categories, no holds barred.
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@notme222 Жыл бұрын

This guy does 12 minutes on peanut butter and I laughed out loud several times. That's serious writing talent.

@72marshflower15 Жыл бұрын

I could say the same about bananas. The organic subtropical varieties are the best, but everyone in the US eats the fake ones called “Chiquita”. Those suck compared to the other more organic varieties. Organic peanut butter is way better than the fake stuff too, but people don’t know that til it’s too late cause they’re obese with health problems.. We don’t want shampoo!! We want real poo!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship Жыл бұрын

It was clean also. Cheers to him eh?

@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын

Reminded of Joe List doing the first part of his special with airplane jokes. When you thought that topic had been beaten to dust already, he made it funny.

@lukesayers5850 Жыл бұрын

Hedburg

@damienwarlock Жыл бұрын

@@lukesayers5850 i used to eat peanut butter. i still do, but i used to, too.

@aaronv2787 Жыл бұрын

Love how the crowd turned so hard on the guy who eats Peter Pan.

@VroodenTheGreat Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Greg stopped the mob when they went after the Skippy lady, but when they went after the Peter Pan guy, he just let them have at it.

@MichaelJMetz Жыл бұрын

As a comic, that's when you know you have the audience.

@opensourceanglers8291 Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelJMetzi was thinking the same thing. If this guy ever decides to start a cult it's gonna be Jonestown all over again...

@christophergreen2892 Жыл бұрын

@@opensourceanglers8291 Except it will end with Peter Pan sandwiches instead of Flavor Aid.

@JTA1961 Жыл бұрын

Due to the recent "PANdemic"

@Bastikovski99 Жыл бұрын

It’s almost like his friend dared him, “I bet you can’t do a whole show just on peanut butter!” And he triumphed.

@professorhank2593 Жыл бұрын

It is possible.I did 20 minutes on Walt Whitman on a bet. All to win a shot of tequila. Probably wasn't as funny..

@zac3392 Жыл бұрын

And that friend was Nate Bargatze…

@Aware_Bear Жыл бұрын

He was like, "Dude, hold my, Jif, brb".

@JohannGambolputty22 Жыл бұрын

@@zac3392 It’s funny you mentioned him. I was thinking the whole time his style reminded me of Nate.

@mattmarzula Жыл бұрын

@@professorhank2593 I can guarantee that it wasn't.

@StLouisBear Жыл бұрын

Finally someone who understands how vital peanut butter is

@xR0N1Nx Жыл бұрын

Facts

@MrMcguire89 Жыл бұрын

@@xR0N1Nx cue in the diabities and plant toxins lol.

@reklezzz9038 Жыл бұрын

I was actually eating a spoon full of peanut butter…

@TokyoXtreme Жыл бұрын

Some called him nuts.

@sundog3247 Жыл бұрын

Solid set

@hectoralejandro9883 Жыл бұрын

“Honey I’m leaving Big Peanut Butter to pursue a career in comedy. Yes. Peanut Butter jokes only.” This man’s wife is a saint.

@jimigrill Жыл бұрын

I didn't know I needed peanut butter humour in my life.

@MrBuketman Жыл бұрын

In the middle of his 99 cent Jiff story I got a Reeses peanut butter Cup commercial. Where did the Butterfinger Crisp bars go? A better version of the Nutter Butters.

@FewNewReasonss Жыл бұрын

@@MrBuketman Butterfingers are heaven when you're craving one.

@BubbaDukems Жыл бұрын

@MrBuketman Uht-oh, somebody was home schooled by an "unchoosey" mom. I can tell by your spelling of Jif. 🤭 There's another life, my man. Jokes aside, it's crazy how ads can work, huh?

@russbell6418 Жыл бұрын

But I did! I DID!🤣🤣

@ryansperry2693 Жыл бұрын

I worked with Greg a long time ago back in the Houston showcase days. He's the real deal as a comic. Glad to see he's getting some recognition for decades of his hard work.

@joshuaewalker Жыл бұрын

After 10 minutes of talking this man was capable of getting an entire crowd of people to turn on another man for simply uttering the words "Peter Pan". Now that's power.

@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын

Never seen a comedy show turn into a _Lord of the Flies_ situation before.

@jsraadt Жыл бұрын

"You can't own a whole sandwich!" 😂

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

It’s just not right.

@crazyjoeshorts5256 Жыл бұрын

Chicago hot dog and Philly cheese steak have entered the chat.

@blairpenny1526 Жыл бұрын

Seeing a clean comic crush it always brings the best laughs

@6lu5ky86 Жыл бұрын

I agree 100% It's one of the reasons why Brian Regan is my favorite comic.

@CaseyWinehouse Жыл бұрын

Brian Regan is the Peter Pan Peanut Butter of comedy.

@blairpenny1526 Жыл бұрын

@Casey Winehouse your opinion of comedy is the organic peanut butter of opinions sooo...yeah shut it

@dokwalk621 Жыл бұрын

CLEAN?! He said some bad things about Peter Pan and Skippy..

@jeremy9876543 Жыл бұрын

He's using the words "peanut butter" as a euphemism for anal sex.

@colton692 Жыл бұрын

This guy is masterclass at crowd work and staying on topic for so long. Honestly hilarious 😂

@ZeroESG.goopootoob Жыл бұрын

No one _is_ masterclass, or is _a_ masterclass... one _gives_ a masterclass... kind of like the masterclass you gave in poor syntax. Have some peanut butter.

@jamespohl-md2eq Жыл бұрын

@@ZeroESG.goopootoob Wrong. Pedantic fukstik.

@SoldrfMfortune Жыл бұрын

He was probably the in-house managerial or corporate motivational speaker after being in advertising and leading focus groups

@JB-fh1bb Жыл бұрын

@@ZeroESG.goopootoob Go read the definition of “literally” and weep.

@Hklbrries Жыл бұрын

@@ZeroESG.goopootoobHe is Masterclass.

@mtamech535 Жыл бұрын

Greg Warren doesn't get enough attention. He's hilarious.

@irandude1655 Жыл бұрын

I have never heard peanut butter dissected a million different ways. 😂

@BorisBidjanSaberi11 Жыл бұрын

This should be taught in comedy. Who can extrapolate so much from so little, it’s insane

@kurtisfriedrick6655 Жыл бұрын

Wait until you discover George Washington Carver👌

@patrickbuildsit Жыл бұрын

When you want to be sure you will never be accused of stealing jokes…create a peanut butter set. Legend.

@RegisChapman Жыл бұрын

DAMN. Dude single-handedly justified the entire row that exists somehow in the grocery store for peanut butters.

@johnf4085 Жыл бұрын

The "you can't OWN a whole sandwich" bit lol

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

Thanks buddy!

@seanfalconer7182 Жыл бұрын

Not a single dirty word in that entire bit, and he was absolutely hilarious!!!🤣

@SachelleCambria 2 күн бұрын

I love it. I hate how some comedians think they have to cuss to be funny.

@BradTheProducer Жыл бұрын

Dude had the audience forming fierce opinions on peanut butter brands by the middle of the bit. That's power right there.

@retireorbust Жыл бұрын

"You don't see a ring-pop trying to get in the jewelry business" was classic.

@lulugallo7032 11 ай бұрын

Lmfao!! I laughed so hard my four dogs were looking at me like I was nuts. I'm still laughing lol!! Wholly cow 😂😭😂😭!!!! ❤️

@XGamertsfelderX Жыл бұрын

You got me with the "Type 2 Peanut Goo" 😂

@eosborne6495 Жыл бұрын

I’ve seen lesser comics struggle to do a whole set even with fool-proof topics like marriage and work. This guy just riffed on a random topic for 12 straight minutes and it was nothing but gold.

@cyberdronefpv Жыл бұрын

To be fair, he knows a thing or two about peanut butter.

@strats991 Жыл бұрын

That wasn't riffing. It was written material.

@stolensentience Жыл бұрын

Random? Doubt he knows anything better than pb

@timdere Жыл бұрын

That's one of the best sets I've heard. I never would have imagined that anyone could tell jokes about peanut butter for 12 minutes! 😂🤣🤪

@S_Drake Жыл бұрын

His delivery is on point! The material is funny, but his superb delivery is what really does it for me. The man's got skills. 😀

@big566bunny Жыл бұрын

Yes, a peculiar rhythm, as if shy about speaking in public, the suspense builds, then comes the payoff. Quite unique.

@dumaskhan Жыл бұрын

you can make anything funny if you deliver it properly. This guy is good.

@nicklinville9020 Жыл бұрын

Never in a million years would I have guessed how HILARIOUS an entire set about peanut butter would be. Epic!

@jamesconkey1480 Жыл бұрын

No dirty jokes. No curse words. No race, creed, color, or religion. Pure comedy. Hilarious. Clever. Great timing. Outstanding 👍

@cratecruncher6687 Жыл бұрын

How long can someone make fun of peanut butter? He was still going when the video ended. What a unique talent.

@sirsoos3546 Жыл бұрын

One of the greatest comedic performances ever. I can't believe how brilliantly perfect this is. Holy. Wow.

@perillat99 Жыл бұрын

Type two peanut goo should’ve been the name

@BillHustonPodcast Жыл бұрын

This is the Dumbest, and Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thank you for the laughs, Greg Warren! 🤣🤣🤣

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty dum.

@BillHustonPodcast Жыл бұрын

@@GregWarren Comedy GENIUS!

@SeeStuDo Жыл бұрын

Hey, there’s another way to live. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thelastmanonearth2631 Жыл бұрын

It still freaks me out when I read the comment right as the video is saying it. Happened again, mom!

@SeeStuDo Жыл бұрын

@The Last Man on Earth I started laughing again just coming back to this comment. 🤣

@blackishjustin Жыл бұрын

I cannot believe how hilarious a 12-minute skit about peanut butter could be. Reese's Creamy Peanut Butter is pretty damn good, btw.

@blackgirloffgrid1054 Жыл бұрын

Are you some type of Reeces apologist ?! 😅

@ivannasha5556 Жыл бұрын

This guy took what he knew and made it funny and interesting. Well played sir!

@JTA1961 Жыл бұрын

In a nutshell

@snickpickle 11 ай бұрын

@@JTA1961 You have won this sub thread, Sir! Hahaha!

@magnetsoldiercephas331 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this guy’s delivery and sarcasm. Wonderfully not overly-goofy or annoying. Amazing set. 😂

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

Thank you MSC!!!

@goodtreasureministries9008 Жыл бұрын

It’s amazing how quickly Greg divided the room. Absolutely hilarious!

@sloanlance Жыл бұрын

Cheers to the guy who actually pronounces the "L" in "salmon". (6:21) I like it. You're very funny AND you've got guts.

@TKRepository Жыл бұрын

I've never laughed at peanut butter before, this guy's a legend.

@Ssceltic 2 ай бұрын

“You don’t see Ring pop in the jewelry business “😂😂😂😂

@ThreeRunHomer Жыл бұрын

I buy natural peanut butter that I have to stir (shaking is better actually). I will not be intimidated by the Jif mafia! 😄

@HaroldSeaman Жыл бұрын

Keep it in the fridge so you don't have to keep stirring it

@janedoe4858 Жыл бұрын

😂 I never imagined there would be another human on earth who liked peanut butter more than my dad.

@burningdaylights Жыл бұрын

This guy is a Brian Regan-tier clean comic. Really solid.

@hal900x Жыл бұрын

Lofty praise

@jrm2fla Жыл бұрын

Seriously funny!

@MrTarzan2day Жыл бұрын

"I don't like you sir, I respect your confidence" 😂😂😂😂

@leokeatonn Жыл бұрын

Jesus christ this guy is good, honestly proof that you can write an entire comedy bit about anything

@AC-ih7jc Жыл бұрын

I may be a proud, die-hard Skippy girl, but I've got to respect this man's dedication and ability to do an *entire* set solely about peanut butter! 🥜

@xxSirMrSkippyxx Жыл бұрын

Ma’am you have covid

@ATinyWaffle Жыл бұрын

You need to get a mammogram ASAP or those things may fall off at any instant.

@AC-ih7jc Жыл бұрын

Hey, at least I eat peanut butter! Mom was a health food nut, so most brands were off the table ("Jif? Peter Pan? No, we don't buy those. They have too much sugar and additives!") I played along (the stuff they ground fresh at the heath food store was pretty good, actually) until she tried foisting the stuff that separates on me. That crap NEVER remixed properly. Mom's solution? She'd freakin' pour off the oil ("fat is bad for you!") leaving a jar of peanut-flavored concrete behind that wouldn't spread, even on frozen bread. So yeah, where I'm coming from, Skippy is a step up. Most other brands are too sickly sweet, like they're using sugar to hide a substandard recipe/ingredients. Besides, l enjoy the occasional metal part in my PB! 😀

@ice_fox Жыл бұрын

Roasted honey nut Skippy (orange label) is the best peanut butter ever.

@AC-ih7jc Жыл бұрын

@@ice_fox That is indeed, good stuff! ...and no ground up bees!

@mickylawless1941 Жыл бұрын

I passed up on this video several times. A full set just on peanut butter jokes? Well... I'm glad I watched. This was priceless comedy!

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

I'm glad we finally got you!

@htspencer9084 Жыл бұрын

@@GregWarren Mate, love the set! Your ability to somehow relate peanut butter to so many different things is impressive as hell.

@TD-nf1qo Жыл бұрын

That is some serious dry roasted humor. 🥜🥜🥜

@whatsupinspace854 Жыл бұрын

For having a mild speech impediment his delivery is still great! Really natural and genuine. His content makes me think of the great Miitch Hedberg.

@jaythom1233 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know if it’s a speech impediment. The roof of his mouth could be covered in peanut butter

@whatsupinspace854 Жыл бұрын

@@jaythom1233 🤣

@HeadCase55 Жыл бұрын

What's his speech impediment?

@lizardmandx Жыл бұрын

I could hear it at 2:20 when he said "preserve peoples appetites" definitely some Mitch influence

@HeadCase55 Жыл бұрын

@lizardmandx I heard what you're saying but that's more of a delivery and less of a speech impediment

@johnviera3884 Жыл бұрын

This is incredible. Amazing well crafted bit. My one criticism would be that I wanted at least another 3 minutes on the peanut allergy narcissism.

@tolfan4438 Жыл бұрын

Possibly the most original comic out there. No body else around doing even a single pb joke

@leadboots72 Жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan made fun of extra crunchy PB. The joke was it was just a jar of peanuts. Funny stuff.

@japanesefunnyshorts8584 Жыл бұрын

Love Greg Warren. And as a peanut butter junkie, I was in tears while watching this. He really knows his stuff! He probably will put peanut butter to the fish sandwich he will give to that subway lady!

@mattz5770 9 ай бұрын

“Me, eater. You, maker.” I want that on a shirt.

@gwventura1 Жыл бұрын

I would never have thought you can do an entire routine on peanut butter and he does a great job of keeping a straight face.

@muumarlin1731 Жыл бұрын

Love comedy like this - clean, good-natured, smart, and just fun!

@donnix1192 Жыл бұрын

I agree, just making people laugh with a relatable topic. Not hipster political pandering.

@Bejaardenbus Жыл бұрын

@@donnix1192 I agree. Talking about politics is SO hipster, it's not like people have been doing that for literally thousands of years, often at the risk of death. No, it's hipster, and BAD. DeSantis 2024, amirite?

@jcmick8430 Жыл бұрын

@@Bejaardenbus triggered hipster defected

@nickbailey202 Жыл бұрын

My god this is amazing. Who else wants another 10 minutes?

@edition-deluxe Жыл бұрын

Damnnnnnnnn, HE SLAYED, and on such a narrow topic. Legend Status Awarded!

@cvn6555 Жыл бұрын

Wow. Clicked because the people on the Bob and Tom show speak so highly of Mr Warren. Did not expect this. Complete command of the room. Effortless delivery and timing. Sitting at my desk and laughing at freaking peanut butter jokes. A masterclass in stand up comedy. The audience is 100% with him- in on the jokes and ready for more. This guy should be a household name. And he works clean. So much more challenging.

@jackprotti Жыл бұрын

The world needs more of this

@UncleBensChannel Ай бұрын

This is a comedy master class on how to take any subject and make it funny as hell. True creative talent here.

@grandlotus1 Жыл бұрын

Very funny. I truly admire a comedian who can make you laugh with G-rated humor. Bless You!

@techcontinuum7421 Жыл бұрын

Finally found another comedian who actually made me laugh outloud at almost every joke, with tears of happiness. That was so enjoyable. It made the time fly.

@StopItGarrison Жыл бұрын

Wtf

@realmadrid314 Жыл бұрын

This makes me very happy. Not only is it peanut butter material, but it's an unapologetic onslaught of peanut butter material and I love it.

@robmangeri777 Жыл бұрын

If this man can do this with multiple topics then he might need to be outlawed. I mean… I believe his loyalty to Jiff now! If it’s not real then he is a dangerous man! 😎👍🏼

@klerulo Жыл бұрын

Good material, but what really stood out is the excellent delivery and crowd timing.

@MrJayehawk Жыл бұрын

I have never seen a more solid set based solely on a spread product before. Well done.

@FindTheFun Жыл бұрын

His face after he nailed the type 2 peanut goo choo choo joke lmao

@swish007 Жыл бұрын

reminds me of an old Brian Regan bit about how now they have peanut butter and jelly mixed into one jar you can buy.. he's like who out there is saying "ehh.. I could really go for a sandwich but... I don't wanna have to open TWO jars! next they'll just start putting croutons in there so you don't even need bread". lol

@benwagner5089 Жыл бұрын

Type II Peanut Goo! That would totally work as a diabetic food name.

@shawnerz98 Жыл бұрын

Dayum! He is funny! Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Great topic and amazing delivery!

@michaelsparks6084 Жыл бұрын

I had to come back another day and watch this again and yeah, He killed it AGAIN! 😂😂

@krenwregget7667 Жыл бұрын

This guy should open for Jim Gaffigan, they could do an entire special centered around bacon and peanut butter.

@steveturner5519 Жыл бұрын

Organic peanut butter is always the best just remember to keep it upside down takes care of your stiring problem for the most part it always goes on the smoothest

@timower5850 Жыл бұрын

Using his hand to cut up the Omega/salmon/salmonella joke for those that didn't get it was genius. It cracked me up.

@CADguru78 Жыл бұрын

Saw Greg live years ago, had the crowd rolling back then too. Get your flute Greg!

@giraffesareselfish9563 Жыл бұрын

Flute your flute

@zac3392 Жыл бұрын

GREGGGGGG FLUTE MAN!!

@giraffesareselfish9563 Жыл бұрын

@@zac3392 Greg, Greg, Greg

@timh2356 Жыл бұрын

This is actually the best thing on the internet.

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

Thanks T!

@noesunyoutuber7680 Жыл бұрын

I'm glad to see traditional stand-up comedians are learning from internet humor. Sometimes, ranting passionately about an objectively ridiculous topic is the funniest option.

@joseph-ow1hf Жыл бұрын

One of the most original bits I've ever heard. Guy is a friggin' star. Bravo.

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

Thanks buddy

@Jay_801 Жыл бұрын

this is genuinely the best stand up set i've heard in a looong time.

@mcconn746 Жыл бұрын

Amazing. 12 minutes of jokes about peanut butter. LOL

@clark9992 Жыл бұрын

If it's got oil on top, it means it's non hydrogenated. I would never eat hydrogenated anything.

@ParaBellum2024 Жыл бұрын

In the UK, Jif was the name for both a cleaning product (now renamed Cif) and lemon juice, but never peanut butter. This guy's very funny!

@skrem23 Жыл бұрын

As Jim Gaffigan's 'audience voice' would ask: "How many jokes about peanut butter is he gonna say?"

@1st_riddick78 Жыл бұрын

New favorite comedian no cursing clean jokes. Love it

@BomageMinimart Жыл бұрын

This totally fucking rocks! 10/10! Absolute genius! And I'm not just saying that because I live down the road from the factory!

@BB-pi2wd Жыл бұрын

This guy's act was 100% solid. Great job!

@GomuGear4 Жыл бұрын

He should have spent more time on it to make it creamy

@copee2960 Жыл бұрын

This takes skill...brilliant...😂😂😂 from the UK

@crystalcole888 Жыл бұрын

Now I have to go out and buy Jiff..... Haven't had jif in 20 years... I remember it being awesome. Damn you sir...

@claiminglight Жыл бұрын

It's like Jim Gaffigan, but even narrower! And also-- an even smaller scope for his jokes!

@beauty4ashez87 Жыл бұрын

to be able to talk about peanut butter this long and be really funny is raw talent!

@FutureNihilist Жыл бұрын

Finally someone is talking about Smucker's attempted monopoly. Skippy creamy for me!

@peacefulpear8 Жыл бұрын

I 100% appreciate and support true comedy. True comedy without bad language and vulgarity.

@GregWarren Жыл бұрын

Thank you PP!

@peacefulpear8 11 ай бұрын

@@GregWarren its my pleasure, thank you sir!

@xtratoothpaste Жыл бұрын

I bought peanut butter today at the store.. It's Skippy. I didn't realize I was eating the wrong peanut butter. I'll try Jif next time....

@michaellong4897 Жыл бұрын

That was phenomenally funny. I was kinda hoping for some jokes on how weird ingredients get mixed with peanut butter sometimes. I had an uncle that used to eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.

@daviderwin4705 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Peanut butter and Miracle Whip is better, but mayo will do in a pinch.

@johnwhitley9209 Жыл бұрын

When he was out of bananas?

@amandalawson8663 Жыл бұрын

@@daviderwin4705km

@brianhaygood183 Жыл бұрын

Awww, man, I didn't need that information. That's horrifying.

@feedigli Жыл бұрын

We had a beatnik minister who ate peanut butter & ham sandwiches.

@michaelmcdermott5372 Жыл бұрын

I love Greg, he is 1 of those guys who makes everything funny! He can talk about anything and make laugh your ass off. He comes on WDVE all the time, and always hilarious. True PRO!!!

@yarbafett Жыл бұрын

Who is this?

@michaelmcdermott5372 Жыл бұрын

@@yarbafett Greg Warren

@Jaasau Жыл бұрын

“You don’t see Ring Pop trying to get into the jewelry business!” 😂😂😂

@reflectionist Жыл бұрын

This man just did to peanut butter what Bill Burr did to Philly... Anybody else picking up any Bruce Campbell vibes?

@ryanscottnix Жыл бұрын

Bruce Campbell vibes... Now that you mention it, yes! Absolutely! I need to look up Burr's take on Philly now.

@reflectionist Жыл бұрын

@@ryanscottnix Out of respect for Greg Warren's relatively clean, wholesome comedy, I should at least mention that the Bill Burr Philly Rant is a rough one to listen to. That man does NOT mince words, it was a terribly rude crowd, full of REALLY drunk people, and he just went OFF. So if you look that up expecting THIS level of "clean" then.... don't.

@ryanscottnix Жыл бұрын

@@reflectionist Just watched it. You're right, that was brutal! Pretty funny, though!