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4 жыл бұрын

It takes a lot of persistence to keep Ron Swanson's lifestyle, so why not to appreciate it with a compilation of his best wisdom pills for life.
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@tomlewis9207
@tomlewis9207 4 жыл бұрын
"I suffer from a disorder called sleep fighting." "That must be terrible..." "Only when I'm losing." lol!
@joshuabell729
@joshuabell729 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Lewis I wonder what it must have been like for Diane with Ron’s sleep fighting
@nasyagen
@nasyagen 4 жыл бұрын
I saw your comment right as that scene played 🤣😂
@ascend5905
@ascend5905 4 жыл бұрын
Ron when he giggles like a little girl gives me life.
@dreamybombstudios724
@dreamybombstudios724 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@folkloreofbeing
@folkloreofbeing 4 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@ViktoriousDead
@ViktoriousDead 4 жыл бұрын
Ascend I hate when people say "gives me life." Go away creature
@folkloreofbeing
@folkloreofbeing 4 жыл бұрын
@@ViktoriousDead Give yourself a rest. Bloody hell. Miserable git.
@ascend5905
@ascend5905 4 жыл бұрын
@@ViktoriousDead damn where this anger coming from
@juniormedina4485
@juniormedina4485 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson in my opinion is the greatest television character ever. *"Sting like a bee, but do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous."*
@K9_50Cal
@K9_50Cal 4 жыл бұрын
He really is
@Ethan-en2ij
@Ethan-en2ij 4 жыл бұрын
Idk, for me it’s a tie between Ron Swanson and Tobias Fünke
@thomasbraithwaite1381
@thomasbraithwaite1381 4 жыл бұрын
Are you saying he's better than SPODE?
@Agent-ch2lg
@Agent-ch2lg 4 жыл бұрын
Ron swanson or Micheal scott...idk. both i guess
@ronswanson8275
@ronswanson8275 4 жыл бұрын
I do not believe in flattery but thank you
@Ethan6000894
@Ethan6000894 4 жыл бұрын
“What’s a not gay way to ask him to go camping?” 😂😂
@edwood6015
@edwood6015 4 жыл бұрын
Hunting trip.
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwood6015 he said "ask him to go camping", not "get away with murder"... Edit: oh, wait a minute... they're only _local_ government. My mistake.
@deathblow239wiltsie9
@deathblow239wiltsie9 3 жыл бұрын
@@seand.g423 whats murderous about hunting down some nice deer and getting its meat
@FrogPondering
@FrogPondering 4 жыл бұрын
Ron giving April fishing advice is so heartwarming. He must *really* like Andy
@johnindigo5477
@johnindigo5477 4 жыл бұрын
April and andy are like his kids
@ALEX-jr1pb
@ALEX-jr1pb 4 жыл бұрын
Well you can tell he sees Andy as a son in some episodes either that or knows better to treat him like a kid
@FrogPondering
@FrogPondering 4 жыл бұрын
But with how early in the show that takes place it means a LOT
@mic4ever727
@mic4ever727 4 жыл бұрын
With a big lovable fish heart
@R_C420
@R_C420 4 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Be Ron Swanson Step 2: Figure it out yourself Step 3: None of your business.
@the-potato-warrior
@the-potato-warrior 4 жыл бұрын
“Are the scissors broken in your house son?!”
@Rob-hb7wh
@Rob-hb7wh 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was a euphemism till i saw that clip
@Robert-bg5xn
@Robert-bg5xn 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is Ron has long hair
@WJen8
@WJen8 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is the guy that even Chuck Norris would silently nod to when he enters the room.
@theladthattakescontent2650
@theladthattakescontent2650 4 жыл бұрын
I love how accurate this is
@passionoflovers
@passionoflovers 3 жыл бұрын
What is this 2008?
@maxchapman5549
@maxchapman5549 3 жыл бұрын
@@passionoflovers yes it is 2008
@albeldhanoa3601
@albeldhanoa3601 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxchapman5549 it really is 2008
@shawnc666
@shawnc666 Жыл бұрын
@@passionoflovers Chuck Norris..... Much like Ron Swanson..... "Are Timeless"!! What's wrong with you?
@HAL-dm1eh
@HAL-dm1eh 4 жыл бұрын
I know you couldn't show every Ron Swanson moment, but my favorite was when Chris brings that organic cake like thing to the party and Ron says, "So not only does this thing exist, but now you have denied everyone cake." He was about to go on a rant before Leslie told him to take a walk and he did, knowing it was for the best.
@hunkyhenry6092
@hunkyhenry6092 4 жыл бұрын
one of my favs as well
@grizzwald15
@grizzwald15 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I wish we could have heard the rant.
@deontaeavila3514
@deontaeavila3514 9 ай бұрын
300th like!
@HAL-dm1eh
@HAL-dm1eh 9 ай бұрын
@@deontaeavila3514 I had no idea this comment got that many! Thank you!
@theponystark
@theponystark 4 жыл бұрын
I think even funnier than Tom fainting over Ron pulling his tooth out is Ben breaking into a dead sprint
@ronaldodecanha9018
@ronaldodecanha9018 4 жыл бұрын
i think the funniest part is when Donna swears
@themichaelconnor42
@themichaelconnor42 4 жыл бұрын
The face April makes at 9:23 is hilarious tho, kinda like she's into it lol
@HAL-dm1eh
@HAL-dm1eh 4 жыл бұрын
@@themichaelconnor42 I noticed they focused on that to show it was even too much for her, as dark as she likes to think she is. She walked out like everyone else unable to handle it.
@abhishekpanwar7022
@abhishekpanwar7022 4 жыл бұрын
Ron will show you around Ron : right this way is the exit
@aryslav9239
@aryslav9239 4 жыл бұрын
"I could smell it in your purse before I parked my car, and now it's gone and I hate everything". Relatability, ladies and gentleman.
@the_luckiest_charm
@the_luckiest_charm 3 жыл бұрын
His face is the best part
@alejandroa7195
@alejandroa7195 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best things about this video is that it has its location set as USA, whereas other videos on this channel have none. That's a real Ron Swanson move.
@ryansavering4115
@ryansavering4115 4 жыл бұрын
Alejandro A or when he fainted because Chris was like “there’s no steaks, but it’s so much healthier”
@hafyrrochagm7471
@hafyrrochagm7471 4 жыл бұрын
When Ron runs in scenes, i definilly lose, i love how the legs move like a cartoon XD
@damianb9438
@damianb9438 4 жыл бұрын
Hafyr Rocha GM “Andy wait up!” 😂 funny asf
@hafyrrochagm7471
@hafyrrochagm7471 4 жыл бұрын
@@damianb9438 in the parking lot playing football kkkkkkkkkkk
@xManAvenger
@xManAvenger 4 жыл бұрын
“Honor: if you need it defined you don’t have it” I love Ron 😂😂
@rodrigobertini8257
@rodrigobertini8257 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Ron's reaction to Andy remembering what a religious oligarchy is is "HOLY FUCK" and then laughter
@Enrahb
@Enrahb 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson needs his own spin-off show, change my mind.
@jediaray8847
@jediaray8847 4 жыл бұрын
Ron only works well off of the others,
@edwood6015
@edwood6015 4 жыл бұрын
@@jediaray8847 you sir are wrong ron just works, the other are like the seasoning on the steak that is Ron Swanson.
@DohboiJL
@DohboiJL 4 жыл бұрын
Edwood underrated comment
@tonk3712
@tonk3712 4 жыл бұрын
@ZACHARY MAGNUSON well Ron is a outdoorsy anti government Hunter type and Dwight is a beucrat so I don't think they would like each other
@iwuzabear8241
@iwuzabear8241 4 жыл бұрын
I literally pitched this to a friend of mine. When the show ends it ended with Ron becoming the superintendent of the Pawnee national park. I think it would be so awesome to create a sequel series to Parks and Rec called “Rangers”. It would focus mainly on the park rangers that work for Pawnee Park. Ron is their boss. Characters from parks and rec will occasionally pop in to make a cameos.
@ethancobabe2420
@ethancobabe2420 4 жыл бұрын
You lied to me. You can't BECOME Ron Swanson. you can only BE Ron Swanson.
@mutt8553
@mutt8553 4 жыл бұрын
I swear Ron Swanson is the most quotable man alive
@saintapoc4031
@saintapoc4031 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't suppose you'd wanna move to Canada" Ron, nearly choking in laughter on his coffee: "no, I don't suppose I would"
@bobparr5276
@bobparr5276 4 жыл бұрын
Justin hits the woah at 1:03
@dreamybombstudios724
@dreamybombstudios724 4 жыл бұрын
He does lol
@PatricksCrazyPlace
@PatricksCrazyPlace 4 жыл бұрын
The biggest disappointment I've ever had? I was informed that Mulligan's Steakhouse isn't real.
@brt1strrbb110
@brt1strrbb110 4 жыл бұрын
Its a sorta rip on St. Elmo's in downtown Indianapolus, but then shown to be a dingy not up to code place(which st. Elmos isnt, but there are alot of places that have tried to be like that)...which, side note, is fantastic to every industry person in the state. St. Elmo's is the eagleton of the food industry in Indy....and Eagleton is Carmel...literally.
@realinsurancegal
@realinsurancegal 4 жыл бұрын
The shotgun ringtone! 🤣
@bodenking
@bodenking 3 жыл бұрын
"Crying is only acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." Yeah, that checks out, truly a majestic sight
@RichardX1
@RichardX1 3 жыл бұрын
What about when Old Yeller has to be put down?
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
When I saw this video I immediately changed my ringtone to a gun.
@LuMo096
@LuMo096 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Leslie knows Ron so well that when he pulls the tooth out she's the only one not to run out or faint. She just has a horrified look until she realizes it not real and then she looks PO'd
@mercynamikoye9084
@mercynamikoye9084 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the basketball kids looked like they were about to lose it!
@sambarrett3059
@sambarrett3059 4 жыл бұрын
The advice Ron gives Lesley at 0.47 might be my favourite serious scene in the entire show
@keithbrown8490
@keithbrown8490 3 жыл бұрын
The beer commercial people need to hire him as the new "The Most Interesting Man In The World so new Ron's wisdom's can run for years !
@pikemmaxyx9805
@pikemmaxyx9805 4 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated characters of all time
@eriktransformer
@eriktransformer 4 жыл бұрын
He's not underrated. Everybody knows it's awesome
@stillnottellingyoumyname8193
@stillnottellingyoumyname8193 4 жыл бұрын
No hes not lmao. Hes an established character incredibly well recognized by the world Hes half the reason parks and rec still gets talked about
@MsBettyRubble
@MsBettyRubble 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure you know what underrated means. Ron is a well-established, much loved character with a following that rivals most other American heros. Ppl have named their children - including their daughters - after him. You either live outside of North America or under a rock to make such a statement.
@theseageek
@theseageek 4 жыл бұрын
*I'M JUST GONNA STAY ANGRY, I FIND THAT RELAXES ME* - Ron Swanson.
@dpowers1185
@dpowers1185 3 жыл бұрын
They didn’t take full advantage of the Ron/Andy relationship. That episode of them hanging out is an all time great.
@jacobrodriguez6536
@jacobrodriguez6536 3 жыл бұрын
your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopes, your Xena Warrior Princesses
@grizzlynips
@grizzlynips 3 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time at the last scene when Aziz passes out on the floor 😂😂
@matthewsiahaan2649
@matthewsiahaan2649 4 жыл бұрын
I love that one episode where lil sebastian comes in and he just become a kid all over again
@finch6078
@finch6078 3 жыл бұрын
*IM JUST GONNA STAY ANGRY I FIND THAT RELAXING*
@sammyeagleson5352
@sammyeagleson5352 3 жыл бұрын
Nick is the most under appreciated actor EVER💯
@kooldudematt1
@kooldudematt1 4 жыл бұрын
Legendary Solution Squad: Ron Swanson, Charles Mulligan, Theodore Roosevelt, and Chuck Norris.
@MichaelHattem
@MichaelHattem 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of the tooth scene is Ben running out of the room immediately.
@leeparedes4462
@leeparedes4462 4 жыл бұрын
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂😂🤣
@mikestepan7478
@mikestepan7478 3 жыл бұрын
fish meat is practically a vegetable
@nycpanic
@nycpanic 4 жыл бұрын
Wendy was so cute. She really liked Ron and I love how they didn’t make the ending of their relationship terrible and dramatic. Sometimes relationships don’t work out and that’s ok. I feel like not enough movies and tv shows express that.
@ronswanson8275
@ronswanson8275 4 жыл бұрын
Step 1. Be a man
@RoboSimp69
@RoboSimp69 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson R-Ron?
@blueglaze1514
@blueglaze1514 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ronswanson8275
@ronswanson8275 4 жыл бұрын
@@RoboSimp69 Yes?
@abbymartin7691
@abbymartin7691 4 жыл бұрын
But I’m a girl
@blueglaze1514
@blueglaze1514 4 жыл бұрын
@@abbymartin7691 Did he studder
@crashcon324m9
@crashcon324m9 3 жыл бұрын
like ron swanson i will also take a free breakfast buffet anytime anywhere
@freedomcat
@freedomcat 4 жыл бұрын
Just discovered that Ron Swanson is the T.V. version of my dad (if he worked for the government).
@MsPiinkFllamingo
@MsPiinkFllamingo Жыл бұрын
“I’m just going to stay angry. I find that relaxes me.” 😂
@venkateshwaran861
@venkateshwaran861 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I CAUGHT A RON SWANSON VOICE CRACK 2:43 "I can assure yOUu"
@chad6866
@chad6866 4 жыл бұрын
This channel deserves more than 90 k subs
@martinsmith5520
@martinsmith5520 4 жыл бұрын
Leslie's boyfriend is a lawyer . That's why she doesn't like him
@cndnbacon
@cndnbacon 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you didn't include the "all the bacon" scene.
@princessmarthajandio
@princessmarthajandio 4 жыл бұрын
Even Canadian Bacon like Ron Swanson.
@knowledgeapplied
@knowledgeapplied 3 жыл бұрын
You missed the one which showcased his *real love of breakfast food:* "Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?"
@anjanadevikumar
@anjanadevikumar 4 жыл бұрын
Ron gave the best relationship advise!
@fightme3360
@fightme3360 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 LMAO, “Ron will show u around” “Right this way is the exit”
@justinreedflynn
@justinreedflynn Жыл бұрын
Watching Leslie and Ron taking bites of their favorite foods together is just really, really great.
@abbymartin7691
@abbymartin7691 4 жыл бұрын
I love how in the tooth scene Leslie is the only one who doesn’t leave the conference room
@QualityGamingStudios
@QualityGamingStudios 4 жыл бұрын
As a libertarian, I can confirm Ron’s statement to Andy when he’s grilling is accurate
@zyestes9786
@zyestes9786 4 жыл бұрын
Dat last scene.. I thought April loves those kind of stuff, why is she running away?
@matthewcs490
@matthewcs490 7 күн бұрын
2:08 I spent 5 minutes howling at that sign. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@bexualhealing
@bexualhealing 4 жыл бұрын
I love Ron ❤️
@doctorwho4700
@doctorwho4700 4 жыл бұрын
This is what Dwight wanted to be
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone know if there's a Swanson pyramid of greatness board i can buy online?
@nathansalomon5559
@nathansalomon5559 3 жыл бұрын
Amazon. I saw it. Looks exactly like the one from the show.
@richardm3023
@richardm3023 4 жыл бұрын
Really shocked that "I'll have all the bacon and eggs you have" didn't make this.
@bruhmomment2999
@bruhmomment2999 4 жыл бұрын
I wish to be more like Ron everyday
@Jeric-gq7pr
@Jeric-gq7pr 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how opposed Ron would have been to the idea of a documentary crew filming his whole life.
@8-random258
@8-random258 4 жыл бұрын
This is a great Guide
@atlascalliopecharon
@atlascalliopecharon 4 жыл бұрын
The tourist thing is actually very wise
@greybushgames1
@greybushgames1 Жыл бұрын
“It’s a whole new meat delivery system” lmao
@thonk3566
@thonk3566 4 жыл бұрын
2:22 I feel like Ron Swanson would be great friends with gibs ncis because they both are building a boat
@WEBBER_
@WEBBER_ 4 жыл бұрын
"Right this way is the exit"
@devashishmathur
@devashishmathur 4 жыл бұрын
6:28 Andy is secretly smart
@teamp4401
@teamp4401 4 жыл бұрын
how tf has there not been a single video on tom yet
@americangearhead8901
@americangearhead8901 3 жыл бұрын
I found a plot hole in Ron’s character. He says fish is for sport NOT FOR EATING, however then he says fishing is like yoga, but he still gets to kill something. If he’s killing the fish, that means he’s eating them.
@TheBossMan1453
@TheBossMan1453 3 жыл бұрын
Not really, he's just killing them, you've made the leap that he ate what he killed
@ricer9359
@ricer9359 4 жыл бұрын
I love his ringtone
@johnthegreek1980
@johnthegreek1980 4 жыл бұрын
I know more than you- Ron Swanson
@jonarbuckle2894
@jonarbuckle2894 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the location is marked as United States
@zachhollis5292
@zachhollis5292 4 жыл бұрын
am I the only one who wanted coach Swanson to develop more 😂
@soukette27
@soukette27 4 жыл бұрын
"Please and thank you"
@TheSiddn
@TheSiddn 2 жыл бұрын
Leslie: Ron will show you around. Ron: Here is the exit.
@setokaiba5364
@setokaiba5364 4 жыл бұрын
What's A Non-Gay Way To Ask Him To Go Camping?
@richardm3023
@richardm3023 4 жыл бұрын
Well, don't start with dueling banjos.
@danielestrada2417
@danielestrada2417 4 жыл бұрын
Just watched the whole thing like twice in one month. Thanks coronavirus
@talon86blake59
@talon86blake59 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the shot gun ringtone.
@jermdogg1185
@jermdogg1185 4 жыл бұрын
We still never talk sometimes""
@UrMumsaDangler
@UrMumsaDangler Жыл бұрын
Just noticed watching this in the fire extinguisher scene there is a propane tank sitting next to the wood burning stove....The Swanson Code.
@05dturner
@05dturner Жыл бұрын
Imagine if everyone was raised by a man like Ron. This planet would be unstoppable.
@scottpilgrim7077
@scottpilgrim7077 4 жыл бұрын
What are they talking about in the first episode (about the harp)? I forgot that episode
@tankshot3256
@tankshot3256 4 жыл бұрын
GOAT
@Parker_will
@Parker_will 4 жыл бұрын
ron swanson is the best
@smallsthetimelord4066
@smallsthetimelord4066 2 жыл бұрын
1:42 This is when I realised that I am Ron Swanson
@pineapple5825
@pineapple5825 4 жыл бұрын
Ron is what I imagine tachanka looking like
@ViktoriousDead
@ViktoriousDead 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a Ron Swanson Dwight shrute rap battle
@David-HSTS
@David-HSTS 4 жыл бұрын
DukeOfTennessee117 I wanna see a confrontation between the two
@ronswanson2241
@ronswanson2241 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson approved
@nathanaelpineda8049
@nathanaelpineda8049 4 жыл бұрын
Ron pulling his teeth out Me: wtf does this reminds of saw for reason
@noskcajxela
@noskcajxela 2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. Ron doesn’t have any of those three haircuts.
@jamespeng1936
@jamespeng1936 3 жыл бұрын
1:57 Does anyone know what this song is?
@TheTruth-on5zx
@TheTruth-on5zx 3 жыл бұрын
Ron for President and Vice President and the entire Congress
@RichardX1
@RichardX1 3 жыл бұрын
I think Ron Swanson might be the Emperor of Mankind.
@sergiopiedra3519
@sergiopiedra3519 3 жыл бұрын
Anybody notice how Ron bought two Meat Tornado burritos
@glodgers3971
@glodgers3971 4 жыл бұрын
the charles mulligan steakhouse is not real but based off St Elmos in indy
@GlennForbes20
@GlennForbes20 3 жыл бұрын
What’s happening in the background around 5.22?
@thisguy7976
@thisguy7976 3 жыл бұрын
8:19 Ron would tell me he doesn't care but that's my birthday. Edit: Year too
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