Ali Siddiq finds himself in a tough spot when he realizes that he's completely unprepared for an impending prison riot.
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@standup4 жыл бұрын
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@debrarobinson42493 жыл бұрын
'll ppp 'l
@tommydriver49263 жыл бұрын
Pp0]p
@wcw78133 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Prison Stories - Getting Jumped Over Jelly Beans It’s hilarious! 🔪
@kristenboyer40032 жыл бұрын
@@debrarobinson4249 là
@mattikarosenthal32982 жыл бұрын
Wow, tell that to the kids in elementary school in Los Angeles, because they are all friends until they get to the seventh grade.
@koolit65 жыл бұрын
Yo this dude went on a prision quest 😭
@JohnSmith-qn3ob4 жыл бұрын
He should have taken more side quests to level up before the riot
@HazmaFire4 жыл бұрын
Some of the side quests required a personal weapon tho
@searobby96044 жыл бұрын
This whole thread has me dying laughing!
@raheemjenkins70524 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-qn3ob But what if it's scaled to his level? Mexicans got on Enchanted boots?
@fftere4 жыл бұрын
@@raheemjenkins7052 They need a new patch real quick, tutorial improvements and shit
@rhino37848 жыл бұрын
This dude is a seriously gifted storyteller. I hope his career takes off.
@jamesbrown90578 жыл бұрын
He's been famous forever
@GinaJonesStillettoQueen6 жыл бұрын
BADAZZTHANG and fame doesn't equal success
@scorsberg18696 жыл бұрын
He deserves more popularity than he currently enjoys. Let's help him take off!!
@beautifulsurprise94246 жыл бұрын
I hope so too. I met Ali in college years ago after he was released from prison. He was older than al of us because he has been in prison and was trying to turn his life around. Very funny guy and very nice considering what he had been through. He was just starting out in comedy so I am so glad to see him still at it.
@Rikisolo15 жыл бұрын
Yeah man
@adnantajic92343 жыл бұрын
“I got cut by a Mexican who didn’t even have on boots” So the Mexican that cut him was new too, he didn’t have boots and Ali didn’t have a knife. 😂
@esmirami3513 жыл бұрын
😂
@asheetuglasse3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bettymonroe42263 жыл бұрын
Lol😅😆😆
@mr.lostrythm78763 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize that until you say something about it
@ricaivory65713 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking dead man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ellardkurvin14594 жыл бұрын
damn so that's why Dora rocks with Boots. He's her muscle.
@artisticagi4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂😂😭😭😭
@tmcjetlife49524 жыл бұрын
W 😂😂😂
@ItsJust1AJ4 жыл бұрын
Weak aff😭😭😭😭
@trendgil4 жыл бұрын
Them guatemala chicks really love Mexican banana.
@ursanotsomajor4 жыл бұрын
da Explora got her own Boots
@faith80925 жыл бұрын
I kept seeing people saying “Mexican got on boots” on other videos, I was so confused so I’m glad I finally found this video.
@alystee15 жыл бұрын
Yea
@cecilia33135 жыл бұрын
Same, I was like, this a new meme I haven't seen yet?
@LokDeMty5 жыл бұрын
Probably how Ali felt aswell🤣
@kambindahantoka96104 жыл бұрын
Me too😂
@20luvdunbar094 жыл бұрын
I was confused also..don't feel bad😔😔😂😂😂
@toobasaurus234 жыл бұрын
Everybody laughing but this would be terrifying.
@oliviarodrigues23234 жыл бұрын
Tragic comedy. That's why it is genius.
@ntactime_w34884 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots
@oliviarodrigues23234 жыл бұрын
@@ntactime_w3488 Now I'm supposed to figure out what I'm supposed to do now... SO funny
@xgbaxlittleone94124 жыл бұрын
I just came back after 2 years in the state. It was a relief when I EOSD
@ssanaheim1354 жыл бұрын
PTSD AINT ONLY FOR PEOPLE THAT BEEN IN WAR OVER SEAS... ALOT OF THAT BEEN IN THE SYSTEM HAVE IT
@unhelpfulrevelations79894 жыл бұрын
prison culture is honestly like another other planet
@genaroneris86984 жыл бұрын
Especially in California
@siobhanc7774 жыл бұрын
And ny ur right! That's why it's better to not call or write just do ur time and worry abt shit when u get out...I did it and 2yrs later decided I didn't wanna leave
@steviesosa56174 жыл бұрын
@@siobhanc777 You didn't want to leave prison? What about your loved ones, you recommend 0 communication? (Unless you don't have any loved ones around)
@slimmyhendrix943 жыл бұрын
Even county is man. Shit is lameee and sucks never been to joint but I been to county several times an yea its wack as fuck
@melaninwarfare64723 жыл бұрын
It definitely is I did 5 years and I can tell you it’s like animal kingdom with nothing but testosterone
@TJDious Жыл бұрын
"You gotta find a guy named Cici" RPG sidequest in prison
@-norsecode- Жыл бұрын
😂
@indigoldbeatz2971 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FAMc812 ай бұрын
Bro failed the side quest 😂
@Dakarimadison5 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story always have four bags of coffee on you
@cajequartz16464 жыл бұрын
Dakari Madison A1
@dplaya7464 жыл бұрын
Not really cuse his knife was gone already he had sold it.
@brucesweatmaniii60304 жыл бұрын
AND A CASE OF TOP RAMEIN!! A PACK OF IT WORTH 25 CENT N PRISON THE WHOLE BOX TEN DOLLARS, MADE THERE OWN MONEY SYSTEM.
@2blacky2real604 жыл бұрын
@@brucesweatmaniii6030 in AZ their 65cent each
@RW-dc9kt4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@billymartin66465 жыл бұрын
I will just say this.... This is real life when you locked up. This is really how it goes down. I commend him for telling an honest story in such a compelling manor.
@SENCE3024 жыл бұрын
Billy Martin in Cali and out west yeah
@Chriswiththenews4 жыл бұрын
Damn so Mexican really racist asf
@AngelAdrian5634 жыл бұрын
@@Chriswiththenews it's not really a race thing, its more of a gang thing, most Mexicans in jail locked up on the west or south are narcos.
@bobbisue3134 жыл бұрын
@@Chriswiththenews actually Mexicans are really racist even towards other Mexicans or Hispanics. My baby daddy and husband are both Mexican. They be really racist towards each other but at the same time they stay tight with their people. They mostly hating on other Mexicans from jealously, but they always stick together. If that makes sense.
@noahlowery19674 жыл бұрын
Billy Martin the only thing I can’t fully get over is the fact that CC had plenty of knives other than the personal one he was making, so why didn’t he just get one of those?
@A.C.714 жыл бұрын
ce ce got so pissed after this aired ..his weapon business just got shut down lol
@moniquecooper81853 жыл бұрын
For real
@georgechristian33563 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@rainbow36492 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Hahahaha
@HillTopAk18003 жыл бұрын
50% of the viewers listened to this story at least 2 times 🤣
@STAMP5013 жыл бұрын
I’m on at least number 20 😂😂
@HillTopAk18003 жыл бұрын
@@STAMP501 Never Gets old
@sbakernyc57612 жыл бұрын
no cap...my 2nd time in 2 days prollly 6th overall
@finaltouchpro6482 жыл бұрын
Dude i'm on 5 now...
@Mercenary-19142 ай бұрын
WOW! That is me. I heard a censored version, and now this one, the uncensored.
@deseanashby7 жыл бұрын
"Mexican got on boots" should be the new code red
@AmberAmbwee5 жыл бұрын
Peanut Butter Papa 😂😂😂 omg. This is so true 2 years later. Look at trump.
@mrsbomsta5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@bobikmal96675 жыл бұрын
Just imagine President's secretary storm into the oval office, look at president dead in his eyes and yell "sir, mexican got on boots"
@AKNeal815 жыл бұрын
Man i dunno, Pepsi is a pretty big company to put out a slogan like that in this day n age. That being said if they sell it hard with a Black Sabbath cover this could be a great gaming drink for the Mt. Dew franchise
@levonshay145 жыл бұрын
Peanut Butter Papa I know I’m 2-3 years late! But I been thinking bout the Same thing since I seen this! Lbvfs 💀😂🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️ “ cause mexicans, got on boots!” 🔪 🥾
@blacktimbs83544 жыл бұрын
Its unbelievable how many times i come back to this video and listen to the story as if it’s the first time i’m hearing it
@erniesimms74254 жыл бұрын
Second time here
@zamombhele97774 жыл бұрын
Broh
@joshuaquanstrom3704 жыл бұрын
100%
@patriciabusch45994 жыл бұрын
Same. Keep coming back to this one and the "Mitchell" video.
@SirWallaceCobblePot4 жыл бұрын
Because it’s like a family member telling you a funny story that just makes you crack Everytime
@eremundead63213 жыл бұрын
the part where he realized he'd have to "stick with his own race" and knew his mexican friend would probably stab him made me sad. it's fucked up what we make people choose to do to each other.
@nativeb.97183 жыл бұрын
Same
@g4meboy133 жыл бұрын
Shiiiiiiiet I'd do it I don't know if he'd do it to me. I'd be hyperviolent in prison hopefully they toss me in solitary confinement.
@jahmersa97003 жыл бұрын
It’s all apart of the system, I could on more but... it’s all created
@12OunceProphet3 жыл бұрын
@@g4meboy13 you would not wanna be in Solitary bro , i was in solitary and it gets OLD fast ! 23 hour lock down , you only get let out for hair cut and for shower and to maybe do rec in a small cage once in a while. Not fun !
@blm12562 жыл бұрын
Look up Prison Stories - Gassing A CO 😂 💩
@loganbrown3565 Жыл бұрын
The stories my dad told me about prison are horrifying. Ali's ability to turn it into comedy is amazing.
@VETERANMASTERАй бұрын
Lemons into lemonade.
@The_Musassin4 жыл бұрын
This would be a good episode on Boondocks
@nootnootpengui80154 жыл бұрын
Omg yes, a shame Sony bought it and ruined the show. Oh well
@sekwanelesekwa38824 жыл бұрын
No cap
@SkullsAndSugar4 жыл бұрын
It would!
@ahmedfiasco64124 жыл бұрын
fr we need a new season
@1boxingfan9444 жыл бұрын
Great minds think alike 👆
@ractacsquad5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. But seriously I think non violent criminals should be separated from violent criminals. just sayin'
@jordanwillett84565 жыл бұрын
I don't think non violent offenders should be locked in a cage
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you very much. Because many violent prisoners are straight predatory and act like predators, and try to violate, extort and assault other inmates for whatever reason. The problem in prisons is mostly the violent inmates. So put the violent with the violent.
@CWhite-tp5zv5 жыл бұрын
They are. I work for the state as a CO, we have five different custody levels based on your offense and behavior. G1-G3 tend to be stuff like drug charges or smuggling/extended good behavior with G4-G5 being the sex offenders and murderers with much more restricted housing. Adminstrative segregation is for the worst of the worst who can't be around even others of the same custody level. We feed all the custody levels separately and house them all separately.
@seren78685 жыл бұрын
PERIOD
@stgeorge58625 жыл бұрын
Facts, the system is meant to abuse not reform. How anyone change in that environment?
@chrishernandez46714 жыл бұрын
A coworker of mine was locked up in TDC for murder. He told me that Mexican got on boots is serious. He said if 5 or more Mexican had on boots they would lock them down. He as well got stabbed and stabbed some one. Crazy shit but he survived
@theeartofshred40764 жыл бұрын
Damm, I’m in California so I know how the Mexican mafia operates in prison.... that’s why I stay out of trouble
@123paschal3 жыл бұрын
But why specifically black ppl?
@fionagallagherapologist59683 жыл бұрын
holy fuckkk
@SongofaBeach20123 жыл бұрын
Dam thas crazy
@musoehcr3 жыл бұрын
@@123paschal because it stems back to decades of rivalry and especially since blacks pick on Paisas it causes even more tension
@nqobilemsomi36564 жыл бұрын
I'm making my yearly pilgrimage back to this video hahaha
@Yomomsscknondischet4 жыл бұрын
Chiquita 😘
@zuzolesingiswa4 жыл бұрын
Skthnd❤
@zerozero71584 жыл бұрын
See you in 7 months hahah
@aliviahoward62233 жыл бұрын
Welcome back, it's been a year 😂
@stevenporter70654 жыл бұрын
I forgot this was a comedy bit and kinda got invested in the story
@jadujen4 жыл бұрын
This shit is real life- you know how much 2/3 whole bags of coffee mean in there? lol, esp when you can't get more $ on your books Or being surrounded by cement, & guards who don't give a f*ck when shit goes down. At least in women's gp, though some will self-segregate, you can show respect for all, or not play by race~ & people will see it, respect and take cues... I can't stand race/clique shit.
@sikoo313 жыл бұрын
That's the beauty of this show, you either get hilarity or a great story
@xoxoevol86823 жыл бұрын
Right !!!!
@spanklocpimpn75173 жыл бұрын
Its the truth. I was a CO hes not lie'n at all
@Akuzhir3 жыл бұрын
This actually happened to him.
@marsnichols44314 жыл бұрын
“You pretty calm about a riot”😂😂🤣🤣
@OutlawOfTexas3 жыл бұрын
The part where cece calls him “New ass muthafucka” 💀
@Narcio2152 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆💯
@lethal5flow6798 ай бұрын
@@Narcio215But why was he calm? Was it was because he was old and they don't get involved, or is it because "its a riot, it's expected, what can u do?" type of thing?
@Mercenary-19142 ай бұрын
Mans been in prison so long. He is prepared and accepted that "it is what it is"
@paulkimbrough985611 ай бұрын
This is absolutely a top 5 set of all time.
@msveeip4 жыл бұрын
This was heartbreaking and hilarious at the same time. Prison is a dangerous world.
@Ayplus9 жыл бұрын
Lol that was a hilarious story. He has good story-telling skills. Kept the suspense for 10+minutes.
@AliSiddiqComedy9 жыл бұрын
Thank you man! Just think how long I was in suspense though. Whispering Mexicans got on boots. I tell a more stories on my last CD. Check it out on iTunes or through my Facebook promotion. You just like the video. Share the video. And inbox your email and I will give the first 100 people a free download.
@ajnode9 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq You're fucking hilarious Ali!
@TheBlkzenki9 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq you are hilarious man definitely going to be checking out your work!
@hancholito44789 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq You have a real talent for storytelling and timing. man. true skills.
@FreestyleFonda9 жыл бұрын
ajnode Stop.
@27STS7 жыл бұрын
They need to turn these into an animated series. Especially this one.
@ohbitch947 жыл бұрын
I can see that now, it'd be pretty cool
@GrantPatN7 жыл бұрын
But...it's on video
@27STS7 жыл бұрын
PickeKid Animated like a cartoon. That way you can reenact the story as he is telling it. Would be really funny.
@354allday7 жыл бұрын
Well ya late wit that Comedy Central had a show like that called Shorties Watching Shorties
@sdry7 жыл бұрын
yeah and remove that shit from this show.
@floopthevolcano23304 жыл бұрын
As a 5 year Jailor...I can respect this man. He turned a terrible situation into a comedy show, and is making bank.
@brandonk89483 жыл бұрын
How has this not been renamed from. "Prison Riot" to "Mexican Got on Boots?" It's literally how everyone remembers this routine.
@ohbitch949 жыл бұрын
If I hear "Mexican got on boots" in public imma freak out!
@kimroberts9055 жыл бұрын
Get you a personal knife.
@sharonhicks-jones54715 жыл бұрын
@@kimroberts905 👏👏👏👏👏😏🤫
@StonerHAS5 жыл бұрын
Better take off running
@Robert-sd8zr5 жыл бұрын
Run and run unto to see no Mexicans
@AngelHxze5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooooooo
@racciacrack75795 жыл бұрын
Bruh this just solidified my want to never go to prison.
@mrhackerman15954 жыл бұрын
This solidified my want to get into prison.
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen3 жыл бұрын
Mr hacker man XD Same, I want to at least visit a prison for a week or smth
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Warren Are you a bot?
@89tin3 жыл бұрын
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen did you find out if he was a bot
@canyouspeakalittlechinesef81134 жыл бұрын
Instead of "Prison Riot" this should have been called "Mexican Got On Boots."
@claudecastellano19194 жыл бұрын
Cece : i sold the knife White woman in crowd : awwww😅😅😂
@musoehcr3 жыл бұрын
She probably went on Yelp to give cece a bad review 😂
@musicpro72783 жыл бұрын
@@musoehcr lmao
@juliapirrat30262 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SIRA0639 жыл бұрын
That story is absolutely terrifying. It is sad someone has to go through that. No wonder a kid goes in for 10 years or longer getting caught smoking weed, and comes out as Tony Montana.
@Holy_hand-grenade6 жыл бұрын
SIRA063 literally no one goes to jail for 10 years for smoking weed. Wtf are you talking about.
@para-modic79746 жыл бұрын
Holy_Hand_Grenade-of-Antioch Dude three strike laws have sent people to jail with life sentences.
@plasma_hound11996 жыл бұрын
He is nowhere near tony Montana lol
@timz34196 жыл бұрын
He wasn't caught doing drugs, he was caught selling drugs.
@rickyray27946 жыл бұрын
Nobody goes to prison for 10 years for weed, especially smoking it. Doesn't happen these days.
@UltimateDorito8 жыл бұрын
This was fascinating and horrifying. I cannot imagine just having to adjust to that culture every day for however long you are in there. Scary shit. PTSD guaranteed.
@jonathanchampagne76835 жыл бұрын
That's why I'm all fucked up.
@Kinobambino5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanchampagne7683 ❤
@jonathanchampagne76835 жыл бұрын
@Mndkiller08 There are many people who have been falsely accused and wrongfully convicted. It could happen to you. Your lack of punctuation suggests to me that you will not have an open mind to this new perspective, because you are too smart to listen to anyone who isn't an expert like yourself. Am I right? That is up to you.
@RaizanMedia5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanchampagne7683 The sheer amount of people who have been wrongly convicted is negligible when compared to people who actually committed crimes and where put into prison
@jonathanchampagne76835 жыл бұрын
@@RaizanMedia Not everyone in prison is a terrible person. Maybe you sold weed to try to make some money to save the family farm. Maybe you punched a guy defending your wife and he fell over and hit his head on the ground. There is a gray area. The road to hell is often paved with good intentions.
@maoufa4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine, your first day in prison and a riot breaks out. Think about that next tine you’re having a tough day at work :)
@arcaneflame46964 жыл бұрын
I was in a riot in a place when I was a kid. It was crazy. I was just 13 and just hitting everybody in the face with a metal stick.
@arcaneflame46964 жыл бұрын
Lori Papong I was in there because I was getting in trouble alot. It wasnt a sentence for a crime. Just a program. My mom probably signed papers allowing it. It was just one of those boot camps for kids. We were just teenagers. I know prison riots are way worse cause they are using knives and doing assassin moves.
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@arcaneflame4696 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@ScaleStatus3 жыл бұрын
Happened to me at job corps
@LateefahABrown Жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest monologues ever recorded.
@eddyrajan35234 жыл бұрын
when you see the Mexican soccer team wearing boots on the field Nigerian Team: Ah shit here we go again
@davidedos90314 жыл бұрын
Facts😂
@alexalvarenga34824 жыл бұрын
Nah, man. We both gotta save all our shanks for European soccer teams. You know those motherfuckers got racist stans just waiting to jump both our motherfucking asses soon as get out the gate.
@InnaVitamina7774 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@InnaVitamina7774 жыл бұрын
@@alexalvarenga3482 it's a good thing Team Mexico isn't good...lol jp
@The_Musassin4 жыл бұрын
I"m Nigerian and that's fucking hiliarious.....SuperEagles...sighhhh
@atti11209 жыл бұрын
crazy to think how we think this is funny and laugh (and it is, in its own way) but for him at the time, was very real and probably very frightening. just a thought
@anakin2639 жыл бұрын
Attila Uslu somehow you think this is real
@atti11209 жыл бұрын
Mat Stasak well.. in case it was
@DDRwoodwork9 жыл бұрын
Attila Uslu lols i was thinking, laughing at the story seemed a bit wrong
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol9 жыл бұрын
Attila Uslu Comedy is about finding the absurdity in every day life.
@i-never-look-at-replies-lol9 жыл бұрын
Attila Uslu Comedy is about finding the absurdity in every day life.
@jacen8844 жыл бұрын
Bruh this is like a video game with a lot of side quests
@metalmaniac91583 жыл бұрын
Mission: Talk to Cece
@xXxtroublebehindxXx3 жыл бұрын
Touch some grass
@jyjjyc3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest This Is Not Happening I have ever seen, this guy is incredible and earned himself a new fan.
@enima80557 жыл бұрын
" Does the riot happen in here" ...... DEAD!
@arognt876 жыл бұрын
Eni ma for reals 😂
@CartmanMorisato6 жыл бұрын
😁
@aaronqualls6066 жыл бұрын
Eni ma laughing so hard
@topsam22565 жыл бұрын
Until a moment like that happens ...you don't even know the mixture of jokingly serious it is
@whatwasit38265 жыл бұрын
SUPER DEEEEAD
@ikewilson73367 жыл бұрын
That punchline at the end. "I got cut down my side by a Mexican who didn't even have on boots." I was dead :)
@wotabottle5 жыл бұрын
Not a punchline though. Real shit.
@taylordums55904 жыл бұрын
He was out there without a knife and only left with rock and lean which didn’t help cause the Mexican didn’t have on boots
@Cmoney8604 жыл бұрын
Ike Wilson before you 'was dead' , YOU was on "fleek" huh.......??
@danielbrown17244 жыл бұрын
Ike Wilson why tf you gotta spoil it for the people who are mid-watch for the first time? Can’t stand wankers like you 😐
@_ralph95244 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking stupid stop quoting the video please
@trell1979mh4 жыл бұрын
He needs a movie about himself, from him drug dealing going to prison and becoming a comedian!!! It'll be Great!!!
@charlieg81854 жыл бұрын
That would be dope AF
@ashyriiball95452 жыл бұрын
He’s also a college professor
@woadwarrior98574 жыл бұрын
I love this comedian so much. He brings so many people together with humor from so many different perspectives.
@Allagi228 жыл бұрын
I've heard comics spin crazy true stories into comedy....this has to take the cake. That's fucking crazy. Couldn't make that up.
@velvetrose77296 жыл бұрын
Most people don't believe it.....but......REALITY is stranger than fiction!!!!
@abdulazizyalahow32386 жыл бұрын
ahepperl I agree with you cause this guy is honest lol
@AaqibAshraf6 жыл бұрын
Take the cake... Where? To the bakery.....?
@illuminous3606 жыл бұрын
ahepperl most history taught in schools is made up, well at least here
@darnellharris28865 жыл бұрын
Whats crazy about it depends where it was deff tru Folsom Quentin Rikers island anyone of them shit goes down
@CZRXCZR7 жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican, and my boots and I approve this message.
@RustinChole6 жыл бұрын
CZRXCZR 😂
@CartmanMorisato6 жыл бұрын
Right on amigo 👊
@IFGchannel9316 жыл бұрын
CZRXCZR So you approve randomly stabbing black people? wtf
@Naomiluvsice5 жыл бұрын
Igor Freitas 😂😂😂
@racks6405 жыл бұрын
Everyone calm the fuck down, this is comedy!
@biancabar19824 жыл бұрын
This sketch is funny because I was a prison Corrections Officer. And some of the scariest, hilarious shit happens on the rec yard and the chow hall
@_lux_aeterna_3 жыл бұрын
Watched this 30 times or so over the years never gets old just love the way he tells this story 😀👌
@MMCLLC79 жыл бұрын
This dude said " I see Cece" and no one laughed? I CCC!!!! Lol!!!
@psychobillynumbnuts18 жыл бұрын
+SMHAnimations yeeeeeah, cuz that wasn't funny
@psychobillynumbnuts18 жыл бұрын
TehWiggler I do get it. It wasn't funny. He deserved that silence.
@TehFuzzyCoconut8 жыл бұрын
***** so you get that it's an acronym and a play on words? if so my bad
@psychobillynumbnuts18 жыл бұрын
TehWiggler oh my god, yes. we alllll got it.
@APate9998 жыл бұрын
+PsychobillyStompin' i dont get it, an acronym for what
@ItsJoKeZ5 жыл бұрын
"I see Cece." kills me everytime.
@ahthatgirlahthatgirl56874 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@ahthatgirlahthatgirl5687 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@Narcio2152 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🙉💯💯
@Outistichna2 жыл бұрын
@@JeffWarren47 Best of luck to you, sir, just work hard and hang in there!
@shawneemitchell8296 Жыл бұрын
Lls nah 4real I laughed harder @ that then anything else😂 not that the whole set wasn't funny
@YahushuaIsMySavior3334 жыл бұрын
Man this is a perfect piece of satire explaining the weird rules of prison .
@thegreatders344 Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite stories. I come back to watch this a few times a year
@yamysanky36299 жыл бұрын
*whispers* Mexicans got on boots.
@Ayplus9 жыл бұрын
CECE?!?
@AliSiddiqComedy9 жыл бұрын
Now you know to protect your chins! Check out the promo on my Facebook page. My last CD "Enjoy Your Life" has this story on it and I am giving it out to the first 100 people who participate via Facebook.
@mr3thouzand9 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq But Is You Gon Hoop Tho Haha. Love That Stand Up Can I Buy It On Dvd?? And You Are My New Favorite Comedian Been A Fan Since You Had Them Dreads In The Chunk Up The Deuce Video lol Very Talented Comedian.
@Kibbler699 жыл бұрын
You don't even want to know what it means when mexicans have on gloves.
@Idekwut_ur_bae5ever9 жыл бұрын
*whispers* CiCi
@27STS7 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best stories of all the seasons.
@frenchmontana9617 жыл бұрын
ceebee27sts What? This shit wasn't funny. These white people are just laughing because they're scared of this dude.
@williamcortelyou45247 жыл бұрын
French Montana Um... As a white guy, I'm just laughing cause it's funny. Didn't notice him giving off a hostile vibe at all. Maybe you're just afraid of convicts, or black dudes?
@frenchmontana9617 жыл бұрын
William Cortelyou If you weren't sheltered, maybe you'd realize this story is pretty tame.
@gorrillawarfair7 жыл бұрын
French Montana so is the story tame or are the white people scared of him? it can't be both. it's also one of the most viewed videos in this series.
@sdry7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Never heard of of this guy before but his story and delivery is just amazing.
@thegodofpez11 ай бұрын
This guy is gold.
@heyitsthida11 ай бұрын
Every now and then I will randomly look at my girlfriend and say, “Mexican got on boots.” And it’s hilarious every time.
@frenzy12259 жыл бұрын
I would REALLY not do well in prison
@midnightvelvet80775 жыл бұрын
Zack Frailey don’t go
@luvbig415 жыл бұрын
I don't commit crimes..because well....i just don't have a desire to do so. However, when someone provokes me to the point of me thinking about busting somebody upside the head......my mind immediately goes to what is going to happen to me if I go to prison and I just let shit go.
@davidgendron5195 жыл бұрын
Just do your crime in Wisconsin.... You will be ok....
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow5 жыл бұрын
As a mexican I wouldnt either. "Why I gotta wear my boots? Who the fuck is Chino why I gotta pay him two top ramen? The fuck you talking about stabbing someone?"
@matthewmurray41595 жыл бұрын
Just stay to yourself and don't ever get in debt to someone and you'll be ok.
@lededrad.waters82414 жыл бұрын
"Mexican got on boots" is about to be my panick code to my husband when something pop off lol..
@r18-s19-3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this😂😂😂
@SwagDemon3 жыл бұрын
That takes too long just say "Puss in boots"
@F_why_e3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 same!
@YoungNaija3 жыл бұрын
I’m weak 🤣
@jovie3113 жыл бұрын
@@SwagDemon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AlwaysHereAndNow4 жыл бұрын
Ali is funny as hell, but this story is really horrifying.
@rickthewriter70832 жыл бұрын
I did 5 years.. It is most certainly horrifying.
@alejandromelecio3 жыл бұрын
First time I watched this I was fucking dead because of how much I laughed but now I come back to it just to hear the story. This dude is genuinely a good storyteller
@oogaoogu82348 жыл бұрын
That story sounds like every RPG quest to gain a Legendary Weapon ever
@nonskiwun8 жыл бұрын
lol relic weapon quests?
@gloverdragon68548 жыл бұрын
dude, i was hoping he was going to link it to an rpg game in someway, or an adventure game like zelda, that would have been icing on the cake. missed opportunity.
@kingleonidas17808 жыл бұрын
+Glover dragon your really white
@gloverdragon68548 жыл бұрын
Joshua Godoy i'm actually black.
@TJCutts5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Godoy you’re is what you meant to say🤦🏾♂️
@MariaChungWilloughby4 жыл бұрын
This made me truly understand comedic tragedy. Nothing you can do but suck it up. The Happy and Sad mask of comedy. I get it completely.
@gyromurphy4 жыл бұрын
Right on
@KtotheG Жыл бұрын
You gotta laugh to keep from crying.
@armanih2995 Жыл бұрын
I kept having to pause the vibing because I had literal tears coming down my face ayoooooo this man is FUNNY
@toomessy2 жыл бұрын
Bring back 'This Is Not Happening'! I'm literally BEGGING.
@markfee82256 жыл бұрын
It's so true I was in for 5 year's and had a similar experience.. Great job or taking something that could have been traumatized and transforming it into positive energy
@jerryharris80494 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothing positive about getting shanked on your 1st day of prison! Yo
@gage60824 жыл бұрын
Jerry Harris hey never said it was, you need to strengthen your reading comprehension
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@gage6082 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@Yuki_fan12 жыл бұрын
Why you did 5 years ?
@dickdiggler32345 жыл бұрын
Being able to take something this dark and this real and make it this funny is God-given talent
@MidTennPews Жыл бұрын
Got locked down as a kid. My celly was an older Mexican dude that had literally crushed another mans testicles in his hand. He was a lifer, killed another cellmate and ended up with me. Old man taught me a lot about life and being a man in my 3 years locked down. Never went back to jail when I got out in 82.
@PurpleChurch Жыл бұрын
So he wasn’t strapped, he didn’t have a set, he didn’t know how to defend himself, and his cell mate was a Mexican rockin’ boots. Ali is lucky to be alive.
@toomuchbounce20724 жыл бұрын
Give THIS man a 1 hour Special lol.
@unhelpfulrevelations79894 жыл бұрын
this combined with the mitchel routine is already like 30 minutes. i would love to see it padded out with a few more stories into one big ass prison life odyssey
@donnykyoto15193 жыл бұрын
He did a special in a prison. He also mixed it up with interviews with the inmates too. Didn't see the whole thing, but he ofc killed with his relatability and laid back approach
@nicolemathews93032 жыл бұрын
Look up PRISON FIGHTS - Getting Jumped Over A Jumprope
@funart62102 жыл бұрын
Have you seen this video of Serial Killers Fainting in Court? 😂 😆 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n5xdgrej38izaH0.html
@juanthompson7395 Жыл бұрын
He has one now and its amazing just look out for Quincy
@Nynyy1236 жыл бұрын
What if the guards at the jail watch this, and then come for cece 😂😂
@prostockron5 жыл бұрын
Nyjerah lmao he’s been out of the state penitentiary for more then 20 years already so I doubt Cece is still there 😂😂
@thecommodoresmissingfuelca16035 жыл бұрын
I doubt a nigga named CC selling knives ever got out of the pen lmao
@Phyoomz5 жыл бұрын
If you think the guards don't know exactly wtf is going on in a jail, you're sadly mistaken.
@tristanholmes615 жыл бұрын
God king Kush right🤣🤣🤣
@Kinobambino5 жыл бұрын
@@thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603 right
@toomessy10 ай бұрын
I remember exactly where I was when this video first dropped 8 years ago. Absolutely hilarious. Glad to see others still coming back to this.
@PWood-gh5cq2 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy bits I've probably ever seen. I seen a lot. This one has me coming back year after year. He is such a natural.
@idkmybffjv7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I carbon copy an email I whisper "Messicans got on boots. Cc:?"
@caryn7997 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA OMG that's hilarious!
@shenmoney7 жыл бұрын
LMAO! On point, 'mano.
@whitey2007227 жыл бұрын
I'ma do that from now on that shits too funny
@1hotv86 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA that’s brilliant
@josiahlikestodance6 жыл бұрын
Vince Torres lmao god dammit
@generaldom9 жыл бұрын
This guy was a great guest on Skeptic Tank as well. It was a 3 hour super-detailed episode about prison life.
@wheezybrownbear77086 жыл бұрын
oh shit hey dom
@asusjoey6 жыл бұрын
link?
@JarthenGreenmeadow5 жыл бұрын
Its called google, you should try it probably even the search bar at the top of the screen would work lmfao
@dmoneyswagg645 жыл бұрын
Jarthen Greenmeadow don't be an asshole bud.
@michaelumphlettee70545 жыл бұрын
Thanks man I’m watching that next
@penelopeasmr10092 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard him tell this story a dozen times, but it never fails to draw me in and make me laugh, while also think about the kinds of lives people are leading that are so different from my own.
@richardernst88572 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy a couple of days ago and I haven’t ever laughed so much, he’s hilarious !!! He will be known as one of the greatest comedians ever !!! BET
@daus9759 жыл бұрын
Lol some should make a comedy show about prison life and this guy should be the main characther
@AliSiddiqComedy9 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Maybe a more funny less killy Oz though? Or maybe an Oz with colorful commentary.
@daus9759 жыл бұрын
i never heard of the show call oz.. i already look it on youtube, it was mad violent T___T... is that show also funny?
@ramayomama9 жыл бұрын
Abang Sayang George Michael stayed up to watch it in Arrested Development, thinking it was the wizard of oz, he was all dressed up like the tin man then traumatized by gnarly scary dudes raping and stabbing each other.
@dylan85509 жыл бұрын
I thought about this too, oz was a more serious show, I would do it like the prison scenes in arrested development. Siddiq will be one of the stars in mine as well!
@changospank19 жыл бұрын
they should call it. "Ali, Ali not so Free" i should leave this comedy shit to the professionals.
@lamusicsoundcalifornia345 жыл бұрын
"From a Mexican that didn't even have on boots" killed me cause the whole time I was like watch for the boots. hahaha
@MT-kf8uw4 жыл бұрын
I just realized it was a Euthumism that it's not always the person that you should be looking for it's often the thing you don't anticipate
@kristinemunholland8980 Жыл бұрын
Love you, Ali. I am so glad you made it through and have been able to transform that suffering into laughter. 🙏
@Tom2312yueyei4 жыл бұрын
New favorite story teller and comedian. Glad I found this dude during quarantine
@Romanslost6 жыл бұрын
Video starts at 1:15 for anyone else who hates the random "movie" style intros.
@eeLretsiM6 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@hokayso45306 жыл бұрын
thank you!!
@Dunsie6 жыл бұрын
"movie" indeed
@ChadKovac6 жыл бұрын
I love them. Ari is a talented Mofo... don't hate.
@siphiwemhlungu3446 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@nosphelomdoda67454 жыл бұрын
Am a south African and I've been singing Mexicans got on boots and we don't even have Mexicans here 😂😂😂😂😂 my family is looking at me crazy
@robbylebotha4 жыл бұрын
Cape coloureds got on boots.
@nosphelomdoda67454 жыл бұрын
@@robbylebotha 😂😂😂 yhea our very own mexicans
@thetalkwithkim25474 жыл бұрын
I'm coloured and this is funny af
@chingchingchingching20644 жыл бұрын
Nosphelo Mdoda oh please y'all give those mofos too much credit 🙄
@phemy67274 жыл бұрын
Duuuuude me too😹😹
@BaileysFace8 Жыл бұрын
This will never get old !!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AyQueChiquita3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this story every so often; it's so good 😂
@alecLogan6 жыл бұрын
Never really understood the "this person is my spirit animal" thing until now. That utter confusion trying to figure something vague out, maybe asking too many questions when needing to get stuff done, failing to get stuff done... _this all sounds familiar_ .
@RantTherapist5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's a state of mind thing. And also, when you're new in an unfamiliar environment, it's a common place to be in your head, kind of like scattered and don't understand much of anything. It's like being thrown into another country, with completely another culture and rules of society. It's kind of scary, to be honest. I think that's what they call "culture shock" too, more or less.
@justinewhitaker1195 жыл бұрын
People just don’t understand how frightening a riot really is.... Been in one ((as a staff nurse)) in a psych hospital and it was nuts...
@tiedyedowl83673 жыл бұрын
Justine Whitaker That must have been terrifying. I was in a few psych hospitals when I was younger, and it was scary when just one person would go off. I can only imagine how crazy and scary it would be during a full out riot.
@toomessy2 жыл бұрын
In a psych hospital? Jesus christ...I couldn't even imagine how terrifying that way.
@herukhepriamon Жыл бұрын
Brilliant storytelling.
@ceofounder4 жыл бұрын
Awesome comedian! God bless him with great success and I hope that he will never be incarcerated ever again.
@Kirasamui6265 жыл бұрын
“Does the riot happen in here?” I died at this part.😂😂😂 Mainly because one of my old college roommates was Mexican and I could picture us having the exact same conversation. ( I miss that girl, new roommate is no fun and is never around)
@Anykindahandle3 жыл бұрын
Does she wear her boots often?
@MicrowaveFanFic3 жыл бұрын
so what you're saying is your rock & lean is pretty good?
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@MicrowaveFanFic I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@rrchicken117 Жыл бұрын
Little girls stabbing each other? Cap
@lymartinez182 Жыл бұрын
“In this cell?”😭
@tkschaaf70965 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm never going to complain of a first day at a job ever again after hearing this man's story. Glad he survived and got out.
@tomtik1014 жыл бұрын
This is _genuinely_ terrifying.
@Saj1037_4 жыл бұрын
Part of me feels bad cause I can sense trauma in his face and speech but I also appreciate the genius it takes to make this stuff funny and yet educational on what he went through and show us his perspective
@insolidusyt4 жыл бұрын
Prison: Am I a joke to you? Ali: Why yes. Yes you are.
@jamalpeoples37364 жыл бұрын
It wasn't a joke. He just told a story notice he barely smiled or even laugh.
@gunz93183 жыл бұрын
@@jamalpeoples3736 r/whoooosh
@kbforme9 жыл бұрын
this story is seriously the most hilarious thing i have ever heard, well this and charlie murphy's stories.
@12brichards9 жыл бұрын
kbforme Bro, find him doing his "trail mix" routine. Come back and thank me. Edit: here it is vimeo.com/32607349
@kbforme9 жыл бұрын
12brichards holy shit man this guy is fucking amazing, thanks for the link man.
@BrittanyStar8 жыл бұрын
+12brichards omg thank u for posting that link! I'm almost fell in the floor I was laughing so hard! xo
@12brichards8 жыл бұрын
Brittany Star Your welcome. Someone else in here tipped me off so I am just sharing the knowledge.
@BrittanyStar8 жыл бұрын
hold up! is that techN9ne?! lol
@imanoldurango82133 жыл бұрын
As someone who has only been to jail for two days, I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
@georgetucker1077 Жыл бұрын
My man Ali Siddiq ! One of the funniest comedian out there, but he spoke from the heart with this. Facts!! 100
@lenasharmaine82964 жыл бұрын
Netflix, please give him his show!
@Cyge240sx8 жыл бұрын
My roommate in college is from Mexico and wears those ridiculous curled boots all the time whenever we hang out. So now whenever he knocks on my door and I answered the door point at his feet and say "oh shit, Mexican's got on boots" he hates it lol
@OMGIGILY8 жыл бұрын
+Sam Walthers (Cyge) wtf
@kui_maina8 жыл бұрын
hahahaha I swear I rewatch this every time I need a laugh
@tydajuiceman47458 жыл бұрын
+Kùi Maina I know right lol
@lolOloveOlol218 жыл бұрын
lol. Curled boots like Cowboy kind of boots?
@Cyge240sx8 жыл бұрын
Jasmine yeah apparently they are supposed to be fancy dress
@therican57284 жыл бұрын
Who else watching in 2020? He's making this lock down better.