Joey Diaz - True Friendship at a Memorial Service - This Is Not Happening

Joey Diaz - True Friendship at a Memorial Service - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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9 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz details his relationship with his mother's best friend and how it shaped his definition of friendship.

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@standup 4 жыл бұрын

Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” kzfaq.info/sun/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI

@8877robert 4 жыл бұрын

great series, interesting opens also- a lot of humanity in these stories, always the case with comedy, but the stories even more so. talented people.

@wrecklesschain__8658 4 жыл бұрын

./.

@emre7677 3 жыл бұрын

Why can not I watch this video in turkey ?

@whiteroseproject7207 3 жыл бұрын

Good into

@triforceentertainment3837 3 жыл бұрын

Yes Yes Yes

@oisinotoole9073 5 жыл бұрын

I was about to start crying then he goes THEN SHE DID A BUMP

@draico4265 4 жыл бұрын

Probably did it so he wouldn’t start crying

@jobelthirty1294 4 жыл бұрын

dude I was already crying ahhaha

@mychalherring5387 4 жыл бұрын

@@jobelthirty1294 l

@supv0112 4 жыл бұрын

You can hear his Voice Crack when he said, She was petting Her Hair, it must be Hard to Speak of that Situation in his Stand Up and Not Break Down Crying 😢, Had My Jaw Quivering. Great Comedian using LIFE Experiences as his.

@tysawyer4502 4 жыл бұрын

I read this at that point in the vid😂😂

@davidbeckett5823 3 жыл бұрын

"You don't need tons of friends. You need like only 3. With three friends, you can take over a country." I live by this now.

@macaronicheese8721 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Now, if only I had friends..

@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 жыл бұрын

For real, though. Every movie you've ever watched, they're always based around a squad of homies.

@WiiLLVISION 3 жыл бұрын

you only need one solid loyal honest friend but you rarely get all three qualities in a person. one person for each trait lol

@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 жыл бұрын

@@WiiLLVISION Hahaha

@tylerjamz17 3 жыл бұрын

Probably best quote ever

@blaineedwards8078 3 жыл бұрын

Z petting his mom's hair brought me to tears.There is no greater love than a true friend who would do anything for you.

@QueenzKing1228 Жыл бұрын

You can tell he was getting emotional too 🙏🏾

@barefootbreezy6983 Жыл бұрын

@@QueenzKing1228 Yea he was starting to choke up. I haven't dealt with close family death but I know the second my dad dies my life is going to change in a way I cant imagine.

@Dondlo46 11 ай бұрын

@@barefootbreezy6983 Give him your full attention and love, life is temporary, enjoy your time with your family, unfortunately I grew up in a messed up family and none of that is really possible for me

@liammichael.1202 8 ай бұрын

She wasn’t a just a friend, that’s family. Family isn’t blood, family is love

@todo8328 Ай бұрын

I started crying at this too

@adrianwalker8154 3 жыл бұрын

“Once you started doing bong hits church ain’t that bad.” Dead

@kennethwebster8767 3 жыл бұрын

It's the fucking truth though😂😂😂

@DJ-kg6zq 2 жыл бұрын

1 Peter 5:8 King James Version 8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour

@brewstar58 2 жыл бұрын

@@DJ-kg6zq ..Kin James was a MoMo

@younghex9577 2 жыл бұрын

12:45

@TCruz-ds7sk 2 жыл бұрын

Nice I'm 500 homies

@TheReal_Pim_Tool 4 жыл бұрын

He just told like 10 different stories in 15 minutes, bravo.

@mikebarnes7441 4 жыл бұрын

Not one of them were funny

@goodgaminggoob 4 жыл бұрын

@@mikebarnes7441 but they were good ones

@miguelangelthomas5154 4 жыл бұрын

Mike Barnes doesn't matter. This is one of the best stories on this show. It hit me so damn hard.

@Fearlust 4 жыл бұрын

He could go all night!

@CornPopWazABadDude 4 жыл бұрын

@@mikebarnes7441? I laughed out loud multiple times and I'm laying in bed with head phones on. Dafuq are you talking about

@jdogsful 9 жыл бұрын

This could have been a TedTalk.

@shaneomahony6022 7 жыл бұрын

jdogsful haha ha honestly should be

@joekannoo 6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, a TED talk by Joey Diaz

@gunsmoke5580 6 жыл бұрын

This is the realest fucking thing I have ever seen. Title would be "The real meaning of Friendship motha'fucka'!"

@willimwelsyn5353 5 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh out loud.

@robertdore9592 5 жыл бұрын

That should be Joey's next move.

@michaelgeorge1712 Жыл бұрын

You can hear it in his voice, he still gets choked up talking about his mother, hearing him and watching him choke up brought a tear to my eye....love ya Joey

@avisoncino8665 3 жыл бұрын

“Don’t break your arm trying to pat your own back”😂💀

@andrewdewar2255 2 ай бұрын

I used to hear my uncle say that

@nonesuchone 7 жыл бұрын

Watching him choke up during that story was something I wasn't ready for. Until that moment, I just considered him invincible. Powerful Joey Diaz.

@aquarius4884 5 жыл бұрын

I thought I noticed him crying...

@bobbydeeze555 5 жыл бұрын

Forreal I almost cried on that one

@Sicilianshotgun90 5 жыл бұрын

coffeewithclaude agreed, I felt the same fuckin way

@Mikol_Billy 5 жыл бұрын

I cannot deal with people crying. I tear up like a girl

@amberparker9883 5 жыл бұрын

Tough guy with a heart of gold 💯❤👍

@kevindreslin5925 9 жыл бұрын

Only Joey Diaz can having me laughing my ass off, then misty eyed, then laughing again all in the span of 15 minutes.

@Rebornthrudoom 9 жыл бұрын

Seriously dude.....as soon as he started talking about Z kneeling by the coffin his eyes started to get misty and i was like oh shit, and i followed right along with him......and then he hits ya with the bumps hahaha and i laughed my fuckin ass off. Theres no one in the world that can tell a story like our boy!

@kevindreslin5925 9 жыл бұрын

Rebornthrudoom Joey Diaz has to be my favorite comedian and all I've seen from him is his This is Not Happening sets, he is a TREMENDOUS comedian.

@Rebornthrudoom 9 жыл бұрын

Dude, do yourself a favor and start with the "Best of Joey Diaz on JRE" videos on youtube. Trust me. Great place to start. and then check out any of the over 200 The Church of Whats Happening Now podcasts that he does that are also posted on KZfaq.

@kevindreslin5925 9 жыл бұрын

Rebornthrudoom Will do, thanks for the recommendations. I correct myself, I have see him before on Getting Doug with High.

@johnadams9193 9 жыл бұрын

Kevin Dreslin your gonna have fun with Madflavor follow him on twitter he is so real

@nate3479 3 жыл бұрын

Diaz’s autobiography would be longer than the bible the word legend isn’t the word to describe how much of an awesome guy he is

@yvoncormier9762 Жыл бұрын

6:40 Uncle Joey made me cry right here.

@giacomoburtone9706 Жыл бұрын

same

@nick.3460 5 жыл бұрын

"Don't break your arm, tappin' yourself on the back." Never heard that quote before.

@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 4 жыл бұрын

I prefer Ricks version from Rick and Morty; 'Don't break an arm jerking yourself off'

@baileyfurio2327 4 жыл бұрын

That expression is so old, how young are you that never heard it? Not trying to be a smart ass either, it just is a very old and popular phrase.

@solodolo4098 4 жыл бұрын

@@baileyfurio2327 you must be really old to be that bitter or salty online about someones age Fakely

@kathleenkogel7112 4 жыл бұрын

I've been around for a long while I haven't heard that expression either not exactly. I've heard don't break your arm patting yourself of the back...tappin' is new to me still a great expression.

@jayduby5330 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot "asshole" at the end. It makes a bigger statement lmao. Love uncle joey.

@meatwoodflac4526 8 жыл бұрын

The cool ass uncle from New York I never had

@tydajuiceman4745 8 жыл бұрын

seriously

@lilmixx8243 7 жыл бұрын

Me too! 😂

@Graemedico 6 жыл бұрын

Meatwood Flac ...Church is ok once you have a bong hit. ..

@mikecose6122 6 жыл бұрын

Meatwood Flac he's not from you were New York stupid, he's from New Jersey.

@benficahaz 6 жыл бұрын

He's from Hudson County New Jersey

@adammuscat2194 3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie Z's oath to Joey's mother when she passed made me tear up

@MatthewSeanMcDermott Жыл бұрын

Holy smokes. It's a different level of artform when someone can combine laughs with edification

@9bloodsugarsexmagik9 8 жыл бұрын

Dude, I came here for lolz, not for a life lesson. Mad respect for this man.

@Cyge240sx 8 жыл бұрын

You should watch his podcast and watch the Joe Rogan podcast that he is a part of. He will make you cry laughing and he'll also make you fucking take a look at your life. Make you realize that no matter how bad you've got it it can get better if you make it get better

@nomadicmicmac 5 жыл бұрын

True. It really was a life lesson

@Rhapbus1 5 жыл бұрын

Joey is fully capable of giving you both in the same sentence.

@kennethscott365 4 жыл бұрын

REAL

@peterdelos9776 2 жыл бұрын

Unreal story teller

@SheWhoWalksWithLucifer 4 жыл бұрын

This dude needs a movie made about his life. He's so funny and fascinating.

@vanessadotson8067 4 жыл бұрын

I feel you, but I bet out of jealousy or just plain Hating ppls in his past would be saying he's fake or he's a liar, u can always count on ppls to try an pull u dwn, HAPPY 2020 STAY SAFE AN BLESSED (✷‿✷)

@madd187dogg 4 жыл бұрын

it's a privilege to be born in this era and know about this man..it's weird how life is so unpredictable..it's wavy and you never know whats gonna happen next. Joey's a living legend.

@JoeyLeddzDippin94 4 жыл бұрын

He made a documentary about his life in 2012. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b7mGfLSam8CriKc.html

@madd187dogg 4 жыл бұрын

@@JoeyLeddzDippin94 I saw that one..he should make a movie about his life..take some dope ass stories wit snortin coke, fuckin bitches, doing robberies, experiencing his mother's death on acid and then come up to the stand up world..that would be an awesome movie. hood flix

@belkistorres 4 жыл бұрын

Cubans know how to tell stories, it’s all we do. Joey has a good heart underneath that rough exterior.

@KingKoda 3 жыл бұрын

My wife is in ICU right now. A year ago we drove straight from Missouri to Maryland to see my father in hospice. She did not know I was in the room and I could see her touching my father's hair saying those exact words, that she was going to take care of me and watch over me. How his hair felt like mine. I then learned what the meaning of friendship meant. She's still in ICU and right now I know she's my best friend. I can relate. As a 25 year old and her being 36 I know what real and fake are. God I miss her being home.

@Swanky11 3 жыл бұрын

Stay strong, I hope with all my heart that everything turns out well for both of you

@Graciekiller32 2 жыл бұрын

How is she now

@conebit3 2 жыл бұрын

I hope things got better

@thelimit69 Жыл бұрын

I hope things worked out and you're back home together

@KingKoda Жыл бұрын

As of last week she is back and as healthy as ever!

@crystaldutton1837 3 жыл бұрын

Joey's whole vibe immediately makes you feel like part of the family ❤

@1ma4ighter 4 жыл бұрын

man, you can tell the story's genuine cos he slows down for a second when he talks about Z leaning over his mother, his eyes well up

@chilliecheesecake 3 жыл бұрын

And then his voice starts cracking. Heavy stuff

@V3rnSqwd5611 3 жыл бұрын

That part gave me goosebumps, amazing story!

@younghex9577 2 жыл бұрын

6:30

@ramonlaunza1 2 жыл бұрын

@@chilliecheesecake the time

@doc-illa 2 жыл бұрын

truth. story and the guy, both

@matthewgarcia7312 5 жыл бұрын

“... that’s where we’re confused as Americans, we think we need all these muthafuckas. You give me three bad mothafuckas and your finished.” Powerful stuff

@oudevest22 4 жыл бұрын

Very powerful. He has so many good lines throughout his stories. Btw he did a whole series on these type of stories.. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h5-oe8uqzN-mdYk.html

@RayRaeTV 4 жыл бұрын

Do you live in fresno? Hahah

@sarafritsch123 4 жыл бұрын

From personal experience, it’s fucking true

@thrift_jacob 4 жыл бұрын

Made me cry

@michaeljlucas579 4 жыл бұрын

@@thrift_jacob Yeah. Got me too. I had to go down a similar path to learn that lesson about friendship, and what's really important in life. Like Joey, and probably a million other tortured souls, I wish to God I didn't have to do so much damage to myself, but more importantly , to the people that I should have been the most careful to protect, to get to such a position of emptiness. I guess some of us can't have some empathy, while still being selfish at times. I finally just got so low I had to decide to either die, or abandon selfish behavior altogether so that empathy could be allowed to be my motivation at all times. But boy once that decision is made with your heart instead of your lying brain, your whole world view changes. The shame is still there, but you immediately start to heal and the momentum from changing makes it really hard for your lying mind to get you to do anything selfish again. I figure something similar is going on with Joey here. I suspect that people that struggle with the same issues that he talks about either end up dead, or come out the other side as a really good friend that would die for the people that stood by them.

@danschuyler4119 Жыл бұрын

The way he says that by that time coke had kind of absorbed him is really a testament to what a great woman this was. The fact that she clearly had a drug dependence never took precedent over either her love for Joeys mom or her love promise to take care of Joey. Despite her weakness, she must have been one strong woman before that weakness in every scenario, because clearly it never prevented her from being a true friend and faithful caretaker

@diogenes. 9 ай бұрын

Coke is different from everything else, you can still be alright on it, trust me I know 🙂

@markmusic5303 8 ай бұрын

@@diogenes.Yeah, Joey just went too far

@diogenes. 8 ай бұрын

@@markmusic5303 he had no choice, it's not easy to lose your mom and find urself in the street with no where to go, as a teenager these things dig deep inside you, i heerd him speak about it once, i believe it was on Joe Rogan, and his voice cracked, it's not easy, i used to be awfully judgmental, now whatever I see no matter how much terrible it looks on the outside i always say to myself there's something more to it.. Stay blessed buddy 🤚🙂

@sirwhodison 2 жыл бұрын

This made me tear up. I grew up in a street life and it's so rare to meet genuine solid loyalty in the cracks of America. And when you do it means so much. I could see in his face what it meant to have someone like that.

@daves6503 5 жыл бұрын

"Once ya do a bong hit....church aint so bad" -Joey motherfuckin Diaz.

@Squirrelconga 4 жыл бұрын

Peace be with you, brother

@sagebrooks6907 4 жыл бұрын

True😅💀😅

@michaeldietz9026 4 жыл бұрын

"she was a real crazy lady, not like these girls that have a hat with a feather in it" omg so true

@DirtBikes_MathGarden 4 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite line

@NejiNimbus 3 жыл бұрын

@YoungOasis To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes,

@rezin9714 2 жыл бұрын

My grandmother put the hat on her head but she showed me true friends. 💯💯💯

@younghex9577 2 жыл бұрын

2:50

@primarymeme9929 2 жыл бұрын

@@NejiNimbus 😂👍perfect trolling

@Juswub80 3 жыл бұрын

Only stand up set I can remember that made me laugh hard and brought a tear to my eye. Truly talented guy.

@Stoney-Jacksman Жыл бұрын

Never Pryor?

@Juswub80 Жыл бұрын

@@Stoney-Jacksman he did less storytelling in this format. I’m sure he could have if he did.

@menasouvlaki3595 3 ай бұрын

True, me too

@damienbartlett5721 3 жыл бұрын

" Son if you can count on one hand how many men will lay down their life for you you're truly rich." Best piece of advice my father ever gave me.

@angermanager2116 4 жыл бұрын

When shafir spiked Bert's drink with molly, Bert called Joey and all Joey said was "I'll be there in ten minutes". Now I know why.

@ranjan_v 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, thanks for reminding

@rickyhineman4124 4 жыл бұрын

I don't get this reference ... can someone explain?

@RedSaint83 4 жыл бұрын

@@rickyhineman4124 Some months ago Ari spiked Bert Kreischer's drink with molly.

@rickyhineman4124 4 жыл бұрын

@@RedSaint83 Damn

@dakotapatterson3436 4 жыл бұрын

He's a god send. Truly

@SeeoBeats 8 жыл бұрын

This sent me through the emotional wringer

@TheMightycfc 6 жыл бұрын

Fucking crazy how he can do that

@ragnar97 6 жыл бұрын

Fucking Joey. Hell of a story teller. He can make you cry of sadness and laughter in the same fucking sentece lol

@renzone420210 6 жыл бұрын

Real talk

@jasonhines5524 5 жыл бұрын

Love you Joey Diaz.

@TheDisneylover23 5 жыл бұрын

SeeoBeats Yeah but it was so worth it!

@christasaing8217 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he told his stories with different messages focusing on friendship. not many can do that

@alvarezangel8744 Жыл бұрын

This man made me cry and laugh in the same 3 seconds crazy

@JBrown_Trivium 4 жыл бұрын

Diaz is one of few individuals who can, in the SAME sentence, have the crowd laughing hysterically one second, and then deadly silent the next. A true storytelling genius.

@coreyhall1150 Жыл бұрын

Telling stories is a lost art...

@coreyhall1150 Жыл бұрын

Why? Video games, cell phones, social media..... These things are poison to the human race.

@misterbikerman7888 Жыл бұрын

@@coreyhall1150 social media and phones sure but if were gonna slip video games into this we're gonna have to add tv, music, etc

@doncheadle898 Жыл бұрын

@@misterbikerman7888 not music but the rest yeah

@mopedman666 Жыл бұрын

He’s a master of the art form. I can’t thing of anyone else offhand who can change gears like that

@katiebaker8782 6 жыл бұрын

They don’t make men like joey Diaz anymore.

@thomaspatrickparker6648 4 жыл бұрын

They never did, that's why he's special

@jayduby5330 4 жыл бұрын

@@thomaspatrickparker6648 People brought up in cities during the 70s and 80s all were. Most of them dead or dying though. I trust those people more than this new age with fake smiles and a neo-nazi/ANTIFA twitter account when they're alone.

@tpp5151 4 жыл бұрын

@@jayduby5330 if you think people weren't just as bad 40 years ago as now then you are extremely misled by nostalgia

@jayduby5330 4 жыл бұрын

@@tpp5151 For sure, but people had to balls to speak their ignorance more, publicly. I knew who to avoid on the block cause they didn't like my skin tone. Now not so much.

@illegalbuildingtechnique6807 4 жыл бұрын

Good

@princejaleco804 3 жыл бұрын

Best quote is "you don't need 20 friends, you just need 3 mf and you can take over a country."

@jkcarton1497 3 жыл бұрын

watching this because i love his comedy, but this really made me think about life n shit, joey diaz is just special

@celticbarry9877 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's sad to think that by age 13 I think Joey Diaz was literally in the USA alone, no parents, no brother or sister, no cousins, grandparents or nothing. Somehow he made it from there to being in movies, TV shows and a Millionaire.

@niamoon8368 4 жыл бұрын

I came for the laughter. But I stayed for the life lesson.

@theskronicles4435 2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@burberryducks6481 Жыл бұрын

Thats every Joey Diaz moment. Everyone knows he has more street smart than themselves. Dude is smart and funny. One of the best storytellers IMO and its all from the heart. ❤ And everyone loves him, he’s like the opposite of Ari Shaffir.

@stephlee3499 7 жыл бұрын

First off, didn't know of Joey Diaz until Joe Rogan always had him on his show but wow man, this dude is more than just a comedian. This was the best standup I have ever seen and its not even that funny of a standup, the story is just so Goddamn good. And Joey is always keeping real. Joey Diaz is a fucking OG

@mammakamel 7 жыл бұрын

So true. He captivates who ever listenes, unreal person. Im a pretty new JD fan, and a pretty new JRE fan.

@JM-ip7hf 7 жыл бұрын

Amen. Can't believe it took me this long to find this guy.

@goldsmithstudent 7 жыл бұрын

Freak Nasty he's from jersey

@MB-ey6vv 7 жыл бұрын

yeah, u got that right

@sdry 7 жыл бұрын

Totally agreed. I could this guys stories forever. Can't believe I didn't find out about him until couple of years ago.

@theromanceofwax Жыл бұрын

Can't express my love for Joey Diaz more. What a guy. May he live forever

@ryanlyle9201 Жыл бұрын

Joey tells this story like millions won't shed a tear when he's gone.

@DarkOps2442 8 жыл бұрын

"I took the elevador, like a docta"...

@shaneomahony6022 7 жыл бұрын

Leonardo Donato I was drinking it like a soldga

@brandonmous8369 5 жыл бұрын

And he goes all sassy " i took da elevador, like a doctah"

@jarebearthejew5103 9 жыл бұрын

Comedy central better do another season of this, with multiple episodes with Joey. This was the best bit yet.

@ryancarroll2886 9 жыл бұрын

***** They should pay some dude to follow Joey with a camera.

@jarebearthejew5103 9 жыл бұрын

Ryan Carroll I'll do it for 5 dollars

@xGreenLungsx 9 жыл бұрын

***** check out his documentary. its great.

@doublefeature 9 жыл бұрын

more like just do a full season of just Joey.

@doublefeature 9 жыл бұрын

xGreenLungsx i know it's 5bux but i don't have a CC. i wish it were somewhere streaming.

@tamaraproctor1980 3 жыл бұрын

I could listen to him for hours 😍😍😍😍😍

@TrillMatic187 Жыл бұрын

Joey is the uncle everybody needs

@JK-fr7dz 7 жыл бұрын

thank you joe rogan for introducing me to my favorite comic.

@trashmn 7 жыл бұрын

bro for real!

@JWP6948 7 жыл бұрын

the world is forever indebted to Joe Rogan! I knew about Joey before but it was thanks to Joe that I fell in love with him and his life story

@yushrajcoomar9384 7 жыл бұрын

sup freak bitches

@El-vw7pt 7 жыл бұрын

Jared Kelley you're welcomed

@JoeMoss83 6 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan introduced me to my favorite comic Doug Stanhope and my favorite person Joey Diaz

@Tc7961 7 жыл бұрын

"People shake hands, they give you a cookie, peace be with you."

@HEYTORO 5 жыл бұрын

Neon Tyler what minute??

@HassanMohamoud-lg2xw 5 жыл бұрын

@@HEYTORO 12:50

@capoditutticapi5524 Жыл бұрын

Uncle joey diaz!! *THE REALIST OUT THERE*

@daozzyone 10 ай бұрын

This man should be a motivational speaker he had every single member of the audience in the palm of his hand.

@Monkeyabroad 4 жыл бұрын

These "This is not happening" sets usually aren't my thing. But Joey killed this.

@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын

I think this entire series was made from Ari listening to Joey.

@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome pic btw😁👍

@lanceehrsam8296 3 жыл бұрын

This is what Joey excels at

@realkewlmann 3 жыл бұрын

Hey! I learn Chinese from your videos and saw your Sri Lanka vlog too! Nice to see you here, it looks like your subscribers have gone up 😱 greats news 👏🏼

@edub9930 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell when they're full of shit just bullshiting. Then there's Joey.

@atlienn2566 4 жыл бұрын

Losing 1 parent is the hardest thing Losing both I can’t even think of living afterwards.....glad you’re here Joey

@auunnfkristjansson6738 4 жыл бұрын

That's scares me the most,No matter how old i'll be

@lordlux4432 4 жыл бұрын

Mother got smashed by a van. Choked to death on her own blood, and her brain hemorrhaged up causing agonal breathing Losing family is easy

@atlienn2566 4 жыл бұрын

Lord Lux I’m sorry bro

@lordlux4432 4 жыл бұрын

@@atlienn2566 it's ok nature gave me a trade or two.

@DJ-kg6zq 2 жыл бұрын

Lord lux that’s terrible😭 don’t drink and drive people!!! You may ruin somebody’s life like lord lux! It actually happens a lot…

@jonathangauthier3549 3 жыл бұрын

My heart goes out to you Mr. Diaz. You've dealt with many hardships in your life and came out a better person on the other side. Despite your bad choices in your younger days, you pull through and are now helping people like myself who've lived through similar situations. Thank you sir for sharing this intimate story. You are an angel despite what you may think

@baab4361 3 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz is the Master of the Set-up his uncanny ability to disarm anyone with a story or anecdote is legendary and will live forever

@ashleeblanton 4 жыл бұрын

"Z had the funeral director by the throat because she put the wrong dress on my mother" - This is the type of friendship energy I need in my life lmfao!!!!! I love this! Joey is probably my new favorite comedian lmfao

@whitepeachasmr 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@daves6503 5 жыл бұрын

Jesus....I have been kind of binging on these "this is not happening" vids.....and this one takes the cake....because of Joey's honesty....his passion, his fire.....man. He is intense. Gotta Love him.

@amberparker9883 5 жыл бұрын

SAME.. BEEN LOOKING UP JOEY D CLIPS ALL FN DAY LONG. I CANT STOP!! LOL 💯👍🤷

@RayRaeTV 4 жыл бұрын

Ari Shaffir's seasons were the best. You gotta watch Jim Breuer's Bombing at Sears. It's one of my favorite ones.

@josephdelisa3345 4 жыл бұрын

I agree Joey is an inspiration, from the streets to the insight, alot to take in, I've got a big heart but it always seems to allow others to take advantage, Joey tells it straight much respect for the man

@srpdesigns 4 жыл бұрын

Right there with ya Brotha!

@johneppstv 4 жыл бұрын

Yea this is like my 5th video. Hes awesome.

@weedmuffin8279 2 жыл бұрын

The way he conveys so many emotions in his stories, I was laughing. Crying, happy, mad, all in 15 mins

@miky8788 8 ай бұрын

That's how to tell a story ... i'm in tears

@readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761 7 жыл бұрын

Man it makes me sad that he never talked to Z again. That'd be something that haunted me for a long time, if not my whole life, just popping back in your head when you least expect it, in the middle of the night, first thing in the morning, I can't handle endings like that very well

@zachmcclure8814 5 жыл бұрын

@onewithmyself is Z dead? I'm confused

@Blind_Side94 5 жыл бұрын

You dont know Z though you pussy

@birdsamora9925 5 жыл бұрын

@@Blind_Side94 why such an asshole

@birdsamora9925 5 жыл бұрын

@@Blind_Side94 someone like z, imagine someone that loved you, that raised you, that cared for you when no one else would.

@Wheresmy240 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that story really got to me. I live with several similar burdens everyday and i'm doing my best to be at peace with them. I've got one left that still eats at me all the time and I just can't seem to get right.

@cheese5488 4 жыл бұрын

Man, it’s the truth. I visited my friend that passed in 2001. He was the type. Didn’t matter if it was just you and him vs 100 ppl. He wouldn’t leave you. I love him and miss him so much. I was 19 when he passed. I saw both of his beautiful kids born. He never got to see my son. He was still the best man at my wedding 2015. I’m 39 now. Rip Anthony 🇵🇷 te amo por vida primo!!

@xYouthAttackx 3 жыл бұрын

I wish I had friends like that. Shit I wish I had family like that.

@nativeb.9718 3 жыл бұрын

🙏🏽❤️ RIP Anthony

@charlottem.1477 2 жыл бұрын

RIP Anthony 💝

@DJ-kg6zq 2 жыл бұрын

Xyouth knock and the door will be opened. If you put the work into finding quality people you will find them.

@Joseph-kh8um 2 жыл бұрын

Yo rip anthony true hermanos baby

@masoncameron7789 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing can get me laughing or crying harder than an Uncle Joey story

@logancabanas8462 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey showed raw emotion almost going into tears and choking up with Z talking to his mother for the last time 🙏❤️

@salvadormazal2105 7 жыл бұрын

That story deserved a standing ovation. Just. Wow.

@johndodey4664 4 жыл бұрын

Once you start doing bongs hits. Church ain't that bad" is the most ricky thing I've heard outside of trailer park boys in awhile

@MyHunter9090 3 жыл бұрын

So true lol

@younghex9577 2 жыл бұрын

12:45

@dimitrisolejak26 2 жыл бұрын

joey diaz always sunny trailer park boys man we and my crew we had a bar for 4 years it was crazy times i really wanna start a trailer park of cool people^^

@goldguy4185 2 жыл бұрын

@@dimitrisolejak26 Sunnyvale 2.0

@dante666jt 3 жыл бұрын

This is church for me, listening to a person speak his innermost darkness out of strangers

@chikowashere Жыл бұрын

I've never been a laughing out loud person, I usually just chuckle to myself, but this one got me audibly laughing and tearing up too.

@Mrblitz1819 5 жыл бұрын

If you don’t like Joey Diaz after watching this , you got issues !

@sayelaporro 5 жыл бұрын

@onewithmyself yh, you do realize that 99% of ALL his stories are made up right?

@rogerh7203 5 жыл бұрын

The Basic Adventurerer Proof? Factual Proof

@auunnfkristjansson6738 4 жыл бұрын

@@sayelaporro Stfu!He's as real as they get!

@miguelangelthomas5154 4 жыл бұрын

The Basic Adventurerer maybe. Maybe not. How about you just enjoy it for what it is and stop poking holes at the fun.

@jrm1077 4 жыл бұрын

He's just not funny. And he's affected. Nothing to do with liking him or not

@ellenpeaytt8942 9 жыл бұрын

This touched me to the core. I had to sit for 10 minutes and evaluate my life.

@parson7260 5 жыл бұрын

Ellen Peaytt same here! 3 years later lol

@murphfee617 5 жыл бұрын

Thats a Good thing Ellen he Made you think. We need more Joey Dia'z

@mattpike5264 4 жыл бұрын

I hope he gets back in touch with z at some point

@NativeBratElaine 3 жыл бұрын

He is the FUNNIEST GUY. Comedy Central, you need to do a special with him NOT DOING STAND UP but instead TELLING HIS STORIES!!!!!

@vampire361 3 жыл бұрын

You should listen to his podcast.

@NativeBratElaine 3 жыл бұрын

@@vampire361 I do

@elbarto3034 3 жыл бұрын

My guy needs a Netflix stand up I swear when I hear this guy tell these story's ik ill be ok

@NarrativeFrontier 4 жыл бұрын

When it comes to friends quality over quantity.

@funkydankspliff 4 жыл бұрын

Anything in life, quality > quantity

@xYouthAttackx 3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more. The same goes with food. I fucking hate Buffet's.

@acuraguy3231 3 жыл бұрын

That's a huge guideline for my life. Not only friends but with everything whether it be food, cars, friends, or ANYTHING.

@joeshmoe6930 2 жыл бұрын

When it comes to friends, if you value quantity over quality, chances are you ain't got no friends.

@NarrativeFrontier 2 жыл бұрын

@@joeshmoe6930 facts

@myceliumman7554 5 жыл бұрын

This man is a straight up SAVAGE story teller. Runs you through the emotional ringer. Can't wait to see him live some day.

@1corinth1x20 3 жыл бұрын

New respect for someone that deserved it before I was born.

@haloluverxp 3 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how Joey Diaz can tell a story that is so moving yet I manage to laugh my ass off, he is a person that everyone would love to be around

@CelticLove98 5 жыл бұрын

I work in a funeral home, and somebody grabbing you by the throat for dressing their loved one in the wrong clothes? Yeah. It’s pretty justifiable

@005connect9 4 жыл бұрын

Hamish Finlay the comedy in that situation comes from the contrast between the severity of the situation being rather low and the reaction to it being incredibly over the top...

@johnrambo5654 4 жыл бұрын

@@005connect9 really? Wow you must be so smart, trying to undermine somebody's harmless comment with your supreme intellectuality

@christopherwhiteside4448 4 жыл бұрын

You ever cold packed?

@paulhoskins7852 4 жыл бұрын

I read a story recently where the mortuary service cut a tall man's legs so he would fit in a casket for his funeral.

@MrLouBomber 4 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s literally the final image you will have of your loved one.

@hanstapout 9 жыл бұрын

@10:02"Cause you don't need 20 friends, you just need three motherfuckers and you can take over a country" .......best quote by far #madflavor Joey Diaz

@HamiltonTileGA 9 жыл бұрын

that is badass. to the max.

@user-on2ys9jr6t 9 жыл бұрын

You know he's talkin bout che n fidel

@RighteousThunder32 9 жыл бұрын

Who would the third guy have been?

@hanstapout 9 жыл бұрын

***** Camilo Cienfuegos

@snarfer5612 8 жыл бұрын

+Hamsel Diaz Perdomo yep, you know your history

@user-sb5bd3fs8e 3 ай бұрын

this is one of my favorite joey diaz story. truly amazing

@ferrousallotrope 8 ай бұрын

Instantly a huge fan. That’s the friend I want to be in life

@Adimas0 8 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz made me realize I have no true best friends lol

@dlavegat7167 5 жыл бұрын

Know the feeling dude

@douglasfrancher 5 жыл бұрын

You want true friends, you gotta be a true friend yourself 🔥

@Ebvardh 5 жыл бұрын

Good, keep it that way.

@chrlimill 5 жыл бұрын

preach

@semja 5 жыл бұрын

It's true...:(

@vanhattfield8292 4 жыл бұрын

One of the saddest tales that I've heard. When comics tell stories you never know how much is embellished but his reactions he showed at the most emotional times makes me think those parts were sincere. Good story...

@someguy1994 3 жыл бұрын

100%. Joey was about to cry thinking about that woman with his mom.

@younghex9577 2 жыл бұрын

6:30

@bquick80 2 жыл бұрын

100% is real.

@brianmontes86 Жыл бұрын

Tears the whole time. ❤

@zatchk 9 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central do yourself a favor and get this man a special ASAP!

@HamzaAlBelushi 9 жыл бұрын

when joey teared up it broke my heart.. this dude is literally my fav stand up comic & story teller.. much love to ya uncle joey

@daviddrury6451 2 жыл бұрын

You are the absolute best Uncle Joey

@candacemarks8654 Жыл бұрын

That was amazing.I truly appreciated hearing that.

@austin4x 6 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey needs to write a book about his life. It sounds like anybody he would be ratting on has been long dead anyway. Some of us just have interesting stories to tell and are good at telling them. There doesn't have to be a crazy twist or turn or some kind of fight scene where you rescue a princess from a spiky fire turtle thingy. Sometimes just hearing a good story from someone who's good at telling them is enough that we don't even care about the morality or even the ending of the story lol. We just like hearing them tell it.

@djdeath4318 4 жыл бұрын

bowzer

@lukesneesby8327 4 жыл бұрын

austin4x uncle Joey is full of shit. Don’t you get it..

@DJMizzy 4 жыл бұрын

He has. He’s writing audio books on every podcast he does

@Emily-kd2zv 4 жыл бұрын

I teared up when he talked about Z petting his dead mother’s hair while they were alone. Such a genuine and beautiful gesture made by someone who loved another person.

@davidpagan8559 11 ай бұрын

You can see him start to lose it also. A story full of humanity.

@skeletonbones6373 3 жыл бұрын

Joey puts so much emotion in his comedy... he combines something sad and funny and makes people feel sad and laugh at the same time. I love em

@graceeckart412 2 жыл бұрын

this one always makes me cry

@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs 6 жыл бұрын

People take for granted how they have someone in their lives who’ll do anything for them. They grow up thinking it’s a given, that “Zee” will always be there for them. But growing up means realizing that that shouldn’t come free. We owe it to our close ones to be there for them. We don’t just get to have someone who will do anything for us; to earn that, we need to be willing to do anything for those we love. It’s too bad Zee didn’t feel that at the time, but hopefully she realized that Joey was young, he still had to learn that lesson, and that he’d become a man who sticks up for his friends when they couldn’t stick up for themselves. If you don’t have a friend like Zee, try to BE a friend like Zee.

@williamchristenson9038 4 жыл бұрын

Cjmaret well said

@emanonymous 8 жыл бұрын

That stark realization when you figure out you got no real friends.

@user-zk2lx9le5z 5 жыл бұрын

cruhg you find any yet?

@theafroassassin2535 5 жыл бұрын

Better than being surrounded by fakers

@user-zk2lx9le5z 5 жыл бұрын

Zia The Nefarious correct

@Mikol_Billy 5 жыл бұрын

Ride or dies are hard to come by tbh

@RyanSmith-wo2pi 3 жыл бұрын

@themonsterc99 3 жыл бұрын

Joey can make you feel all emotions. He’s a very wise human being with a dark yet real sense of humor. The world could do with a few more Joey Diaz’s

@BoredBeing 2 жыл бұрын

I cry everytime I watch this

@bryanmccurley6085 6 жыл бұрын

a Chihuahua is the best piece of mind. if you hear something and that dog doesn't mind, roll back over and go back to sleep.

@CCSI322 4 жыл бұрын

It always barks

@2300block 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Rojo u gota get a mix I had mine for 16 years an he’s so behaved walks off leash even now blind. nigga thinks he a pit bull tho

@MyLux777 4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin ankle biters man....

@atmosphericpressure3560 4 жыл бұрын

All of them shake like they're in Siberia. A 100lb Doberman on patrol sounds better.

@shwnshts9469 4 жыл бұрын

It's the ghetto home security for every trap house on a budget. ADT when ya DGAF.

@user-on2ys9jr6t 9 жыл бұрын

Sittin in silence for 5 minutes straight after watchin this thinking how good my real friends are to me and how i should value my family n friends more and be thankful for what i have and how i was raised. joey is an artist, cus artists just dont entertain they make you feel shit, and i've never looked at a painting or read a book or heard a song in a long long time that made me feel more than hearing his story just did! I've been speaking out of turn to my girl who really doesnt deserve it, might sound creepy but she's like a sister to me, i need to stop taking her for granted and i will, thank you uncle joey, a poet and a savage!

@FainaruFarewell 9 жыл бұрын

Stan Lee Amen

@taylormalone3056 5 жыл бұрын

S.P.S. G.E. Oo

@kennorr82 7 ай бұрын

Utter tears right now. Both my parents and brother have passed I'm the remaining survivor for my family. This was a laugh and tears I needed. Thank you 🙏