Big Jay Oakerson Sees Some Boobs - This Is Not Happening

Big Jay Oakerson Sees Some Boobs - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Big Jay Oakerson watches some very rowdy women get into an unwinnable fight in front of a comedy club.
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@standup 4 жыл бұрын

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@edicleyland3773 4 жыл бұрын

Moammaopp

@kinktwink2318 3 жыл бұрын

We need more jay

@SpookyJaxn 2 жыл бұрын

fight me

@SpookyJaxn 2 жыл бұрын

*punch*

@theanonymouscomic8106 2 жыл бұрын

i'm waiting for your call! come check my comedy out

@MattRamn 5 жыл бұрын

"I hear a commotion.... that sounds like fat fighting." That line kills me every time i watch this special 😂😂😂

@mattlandry 7 жыл бұрын

Man his writing and delivery is just fucking perfect. Just flawless most of the time. Jesus he's an amazing story teller.

@travisgregg9298 5 жыл бұрын

Right up there with Joey Diaz in my book. Those are my two favorites...

@KingDomsKingdom85 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Big Jay is a phenomenally talented comedian.

@wisterV 4 жыл бұрын

Love the way he always pauses and let’s the room giggle and breathe.

@jartaviusjackson8559 3 жыл бұрын

I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭

@notagiantseaslug5523 Ай бұрын

Yep Jay is a true master. Undeniably.

@khyreesmith9982 4 жыл бұрын

I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭

@metube3489 5 жыл бұрын

The pipes screen saver line is about the funniest reference i have heard to date from a comdian. Crackle crackle

@anchorbubba 3 жыл бұрын

honestly wasnt ready for it at all, made me spit take. may feldog be with you

@Veryclearly 10 жыл бұрын

i like that he doesnt have to yell, he can calm it down and still be funny

@o.t. 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. So many of them yell and shout. Smh. Also hate when they repeat.

@ehimosaru2646 3 жыл бұрын

Been seeing clips of Big Jay on Facebook. Didn’t take long to see he is expert level

@codytheoneandonly337 Жыл бұрын

New special out called "Dog Belly"

@chazblank2717 Жыл бұрын

“How do you say that about your mother?” “Uhh, cause it’s not real…” 😂

@angelomastri1416 9 жыл бұрын

"I call her best in show" DYING!!

@janicejacome 3 жыл бұрын

That was a funny ass movie 🐩🐕‍🦺🦮🐕🐕‍🦺🐕🦮

@soulCracka1 8 жыл бұрын

I lost it for the first time when he said "I called her assback" 😂😂😂

@soulCracka1 8 жыл бұрын

..."blah blah grande..mami..lmao!" Christ this dude is funny.

@zimeron1 8 жыл бұрын

"One skinny Puerto Rican guy" Oh God it's about Luis

@mes98yng22 5 жыл бұрын

So not Joey Diaz?

@krieger1152 5 жыл бұрын

Anthony Carpio hes Cuban and fat

@mes98yng22 5 жыл бұрын

Krieger That’s the joke

@jaygatsby4012 5 жыл бұрын

Louis is definitely not skinny

@davide887 5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty Shure everyone knows an ambiguously Asian guy named Luis. I call him lui

@wuftchan8299 5 жыл бұрын

"If you ever let words hurt you you'll lose every fight, but if words never hurt you, you can never lose" wow god damn that's something jeez awesome mythical words from a person

@rocket117 5 жыл бұрын

@SaltyBrains if you're emotionally charged, and try to initiate a fight because of it, chances are your headspace isn't clear enough to fight without going full tunnel vision. The other person will likely be thinking clearly and not with their emotions (usually rage) and will actually fight better and probably win

@addiehumphries6552 5 жыл бұрын

In the old country we had a saying, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never something something." It's been lost through the ages.

@supunbandara5358 5 жыл бұрын

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

@jv-lk7bc 4 жыл бұрын

@@supunbandara5358 it was funnier when Addie said it.

@jv-lk7bc 4 жыл бұрын

@SaltyBrains thats half of what it means. the other part of fighting with a clear head is discretion (as in "better part of ... " you know, like they said in the old country) .. ie accurately assessing the odds and deciding rationally how much pain the cause is really worth, and/or more successful strategies etc. I call these "Terminator moments" like in the first movie when you're inside his head looking at the readout of options and he goes for "fuck you, asshole" ...only in real life the option list is a lot longer: call for backup, apologize, get a lead pipe, surprise him in the bathroom, ignore him, leave the club with his girl, call him names in 3 languages from a safe distance, buy him a beer, throw something in his face, get arrested, have him thrown out, get your ass beat with an audience, call the cops and laugh at him while they're doing whatever... there are always a wide variety of options...and you always make better strategic decisions if you're one who's more sober and more calm. Thus the old British phrase "keep calm and carry on".

@xilix 10 жыл бұрын

Someone PLEASE do an animation to this story.

@Playswithsquirrrels 10 жыл бұрын

Ahh would be perfect.

@ombogalombo 5 жыл бұрын

hhaha wtf

@Laplagaable 5 жыл бұрын

Please don’t ... hahaha

@theycallmethehunter5096 5 жыл бұрын

xilix do it

@brendon080909 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, Sir!

@jorayx 5 жыл бұрын

Assback Forgettable Best in Show Atrocity

@Tasarran 5 жыл бұрын

I forgot about the second one ;)

@sunkid02 4 жыл бұрын

@@Tasarran bro she's forgettable

@Tasarran 4 жыл бұрын

@@sunkid02 Thanks for explaining the joke, Cap'n Obvious

@primitiveassembly199 4 жыл бұрын

the 4 horseman of the apocolypse

@oobydoobytooby4430 4 жыл бұрын

Electric Rune Games imagine he doesnt see u were actually joking about forgetting her what a dumb ass 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@steveocirinooo8703 6 жыл бұрын

“Something with hooves.” Lolololololl

@SySoBa 5 жыл бұрын

“Remember the screensaver with the pipes?” Absolutely killed me. Jay is hilarious, I love him. And he has such handsome eyes and smile.

@raficadhami8155 Жыл бұрын

this made me laugh so hard I was tearing up

@ghostgate82 9 жыл бұрын

One of the best storytellers in the business, hands down.

@wozing 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best profile pics of all time, bröther

@wozing 5 жыл бұрын

Brother, I just saw Oh, Sleeper live and I heard an unreleased track from the upcoming album. It is a time for rejoicing.

@mphatsolanga8168 5 жыл бұрын

wozing I was about to comment the same thing about the icon but then I realized it was 4 years old.

@Kadegvdm 10 жыл бұрын

this guy is hilarious i cant believe he is not known.

@Kadegvdm 10 жыл бұрын

Garrett Anderson i meant widely known.

@basshooten8986 10 жыл бұрын

Kadegvdm He's just merely aware that a growing number of us are often finding ourselves thinking, "What's Garret Anderson's perspective on this?"

@jhbraucht 6 жыл бұрын

he is now

@ericbecerra5893 6 жыл бұрын

Legion of skanks yo

@cn8586 6 жыл бұрын

Blop blop

@Bodatiousfilms 10 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if this will be mentioned, but this video is insanely well edited. Props to whoever is responsible. Good job man.

@FrickFoster 5 жыл бұрын

For sure

@lamonta9546 5 жыл бұрын

Facts!!

@bubbakushii 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@5PYZ3R 4 жыл бұрын

um. comedy central? lmao

@Z-Ack 4 жыл бұрын

Besides the fuckin audio.. the whole damn reason for watching the thing.. i literally had to turn up my phone all the way, plug into an amp and turn it up all the way which made for a godamn fun fucking time when the ads all the sudden blew a speaker and my asshole out where i spray shit a log out., godamnit..

@wisdumb16 9 жыл бұрын

Big Jay is a killer... one of the best story tellers out there.

@Brrrapzz 5 жыл бұрын

This guy just put on a masterclass, I was crying

@waltbauer1 8 жыл бұрын

2 tube socks and a cup of soup.

@allengalbreath5062 5 жыл бұрын

Jesse Waltbauer just a cup hahaha

@jjenk911 5 жыл бұрын

"A commotion of fat fighting." That's all you need to know RIGHT THERE.

@shredtildeath777 5 жыл бұрын

What I love about this bit is that it’s all relevant to the story. He doesn’t try to fill time by trying to make jokes on the side, it’s all chronological and keeps going.

@NothingButtery 10 жыл бұрын

oh my god. "the screensaver"

@Jirloow 10 жыл бұрын

the screensaver line fucking killed me.

@kaitlyns9972 5 жыл бұрын

NothingButtery I losssst it

@splittinggem9700 4 жыл бұрын

i died there

@dtice69 3 жыл бұрын

"Something more mythical, like a centaur...centurion.?" Today I learned that Roman soldiers were mythical.

@JesseWilliams11 9 жыл бұрын

I had trouble swallowing my food while listening to this. Disgustingly hilarious!

@braydeneyman8232 5 жыл бұрын

I never noticed how perfectly sculpted Jay's eyebrows are

@Birchbarks 10 жыл бұрын

After a week this should have waaaaaaay more than 24k views. Big Jay is precious.

@afshanhameed203 5 жыл бұрын

He's weirdly attractive, I don't know why but looking at him, I get the vibes of hippy dude from the 80s

@avantgauche 5 жыл бұрын

you need help

@alissaa2809 5 жыл бұрын

Lol yes he definitely is kinda attractive. Combination of humor + voice + attitude + face + cute smile + facial expression

@meagan3494 5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing idk why but hes attractive in some way

@spicemilktea 4 жыл бұрын

Early 90’s I’d say...

@cansur187 4 жыл бұрын

No homo but i see it too, he cute af

@titania5825 5 жыл бұрын

the way he laughs at himself is the best part

@tonymonktano4313 3 жыл бұрын

Big Jay might be the most naturally funny person in the game rn

@defaultusername123 5 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE SPOTTED A RARE WILD OAKERSON (w/o gloves)

@shilohwallaby617 3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@davidharris4696 10 жыл бұрын

BJO rocks. Im pretty sure I was next to him at... at least three Gwar concerts

@walroz87 6 жыл бұрын

"remember the screensaver with the pipes?" im dead

@fearthespear4242 5 жыл бұрын

"A weapon used to trip a horse or something"😂😂

@jaerenea11 9 жыл бұрын

Umm so his eyebrows are very well groomed lol! random.

@TK-ui2th 8 жыл бұрын

haha I noticed that while watching his truth or dare story! his storytelling made it so interesting but I couldn't stop looking at his eyebrows

@feliciaw4710 5 жыл бұрын

He's a cute guy 🤷🏻‍♀️

@juratchet 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m like, he must go to the Indian lady in the mall

@nataliaalfonso2662 5 жыл бұрын

All I could see.

@mr.hostetter855 5 жыл бұрын

This kinda get's mentioned on Kreischer's podcast. He saved him from a stylist that wanted to fuck up his beard.

@JSinding 10 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the free laughs, Ari! ... definitely the best thing to happen to Comedy Central.

@Donchayito 9 жыл бұрын

this might be the most hilarious shit from this whole series

@southsidemcconaughey231 6 жыл бұрын

Mexican got on boots

@timsickler5125 3 жыл бұрын

Sister Hyacinth-Joey Diaz

@todo8328 2 жыл бұрын

A very close tie with Mexican Got on Boots

@AUSROTTENY2K 10 жыл бұрын

here's what I can fit in the car.... XD

@Gibbypastrami 3 жыл бұрын

Every once in awhile I go back and binge Jay's stand-ups, never not funny, love this guy

@egonkl3in212 5 жыл бұрын

"She even said wheee!..." 😂😂😂

@FlowUrbanFlow 4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is, "Atrocity" sounds like a big girl name

@erikrasmussen4832 3 жыл бұрын

"The tube top nestled in what I would describe as fold 4B." Lmao

@montanac223344 10 жыл бұрын

Wow next to TJ Millers set, this is the best set I've seen on This Is Not Happenings so far. I've never heard of Big Jay Oakerson, but I was really impressed! Such a talented story teller.

@christopherfarayi8814 10 жыл бұрын

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@JuanLopez-lp8ig 5 жыл бұрын

Watch Chris Redd's set, fucking hilarious

@QuiteHotBros 5 жыл бұрын

The screensaver with the pipes had me dying. Jesus this guy's good.

@MLGCanthangwithus 10 жыл бұрын

omg that screensaver joke still has me laughing this guy is awesome

@user-li5jc9uo6k 5 жыл бұрын

The pipe screen saver had me 😂😂😂

@beebala3 9 жыл бұрын

Fat people can call other fat people fat. He acknowledged he was fat in the story. Take a chill pill Gloria Steinem it is meant to be a funny story.

@MannyJazzcats 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone can call anyone fat, noone gives a fuck.

@cam12freer 3 жыл бұрын

Except fat people

@MyPronounsISwhom 5 жыл бұрын

He is always real. In the sense, like I'm drinking a beer, listening. I'm right next to him and he tells a story like my homies do and im here laughing just the same but I'm alone in my bed watching and listening. This is great

@cummingonyourface 4 жыл бұрын

Big Jay's so real, my favorite comic right now

@austint19 5 жыл бұрын

10/10 story right here

@Solar_Corpus Жыл бұрын

His smile is honestly adorable

@P1K3L 5 жыл бұрын

Good to see someone else who actually calls people like that "wiggers".

@datguy9408 5 жыл бұрын

“Here’s what I can fit in the car.”

@watchdemfools3420 3 жыл бұрын

This calm comedic evisceration is pure zen. Big Jay is a master of the art🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@osawagedk 6 жыл бұрын

Saw this guy at the cellar, he is one of the rawest stand ups you can find, big props man

@austint19 6 жыл бұрын

He’s hands down my favorite on this series.

@Kadegvdm 10 жыл бұрын

i wish there were more videos of this guy.

@jaminorm 10 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agree. That was classic!

@BossBellini Жыл бұрын

He's the best out of all of the TISH acts. Also, gorgeous fluffy eyelashes.

@Playswithsquirrrels 10 жыл бұрын

Best of the series, Big Jay is a legend.

@jdmcarboy64 4 жыл бұрын

AP Spanish teacher asks me to translate the opening line from the book we just read. Me: blah blah, grandè, mommy 🤷🏻‍♂️

@MetalSStar196 4 жыл бұрын

Al Pacino?!

@brucekirk5386 5 жыл бұрын

Dude had me swallowing my bud smoke

@robertmantell1700 5 жыл бұрын

Dude...brutal lol..."....but I know there was a fourth chick". That's an incredibly sharp cut lol. Big Jay, fuckin' mint!

@jamesdwyer7752 8 жыл бұрын

Hints of Dave Attell in the delivery. Some of the best material I've heard in This Is Not Happening.

@crazydrummer99999 5 жыл бұрын

2:11 "wild cast of characters" absolutely perfect

@blackcorp0001 6 жыл бұрын

You paint a vivid picture

@user-gy2jy9pp1t 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my lord, can’t even handle this...dying laughing, tears

@ericbecerra5893 6 жыл бұрын

The way he describes everything is the fucking best I love big jay. Feet thighs ass back 🤣 tube sock with half a cup of soup 🤣😂

@jarebearthejew5103 10 жыл бұрын

Jay Oakerson is one of my favorites, got to see him a couple years ago and meet him, one of the nicest comedians out there. We need more of him!

@bucketfullofbutter 5 жыл бұрын

He has an amazing smile

@danpizzini342 10 жыл бұрын

Ari, i love these so much. Big Jay is tremendous

@pinupgrl69 5 жыл бұрын

Im in bed with earphones putting my son to sleep & i think im about to have an asthma attack holding in my laughter🤣🤣🤣. 4mins in

@nickpascale5759 9 жыл бұрын

Big jay is freaking hilarious

@matthewmoon9477 8 жыл бұрын

Bring Jay back! That was awesome.

@dirtydave2691 5 жыл бұрын

He reminds of a mellow Dave Attell.

@StrangeTripNH 5 жыл бұрын

angry ranger never thought of that, but pretty accurate

@chudyrobert4788 4 жыл бұрын

he and dave are buddies. used to open for him

@TehVic 10 жыл бұрын

Immaculate eyebrows, sir. The smile is nice as well.

@robfern66 10 жыл бұрын

Big Jay is THE master storyteller!!!!! I saw him this summer and he crushed it. Thank you Ari. Love the podcast. Any chance of a Howard Kremer story in season 3? That guy has some really funny stories.

@parasiticmold9827 4 жыл бұрын

I haven’t heard very much standup comedians but I would have to say he’s probably very underrated in how great this guy is. This was hilarious!!

@ImSBrunner 10 жыл бұрын

This is awesome. Keep them coming!

@DaftJok3r 5 жыл бұрын

Probably the best fat shaming comic I’ve ever seen. Can’t stop laughing hysterically

@TheBurke1986 10 жыл бұрын

super funny!!! Big Jay kills it on ron and fez, love this guy.

@christopherfarayi8814 10 жыл бұрын

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@dudebroski9460 4 жыл бұрын

When he mentioned the pipe screensaver i laughed so hard i got a very real cramp.

@mattg5431 8 жыл бұрын

this is the best standup comedy i have ever heard

@rogerwilco1777 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I need to take this guy to a chumbawamba concert

@alikahubbert52 5 жыл бұрын

“Atrocity” would be a good wrestling name.

@zetareticulum2385 6 жыл бұрын

His giggle is adorable

@calebgamerguy 10 жыл бұрын

So glad to see Season 2 starting. Never had seen Jay prior to this he is great!

@christopherfarayi8814 10 жыл бұрын

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@luke_7029 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever I hear stories like this it’s make me home sick from growing up in Vegas....

@MetalSStar196 4 жыл бұрын

I know someone who's presently enjoying the weather in Las Vegas right now.

@adambarna9385 9 жыл бұрын

This dude is funny as fuck hahahahha

@motorcity7137 5 жыл бұрын

“We’ll call her Best In Show”. Brilliant

@aconvowithcrissee222 6 жыл бұрын

i love when he does stories😂

@ukanthandlethetruthh 10 жыл бұрын

hes got a pretty smile

@loganmurray8810 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao "Like the screensaver with the pipes"

@halberkstresser 10 жыл бұрын

dat was a good one! Will definitely check out more Big Jay

@dirtkills 3 жыл бұрын

4:02 poetry big jay!!!

@drlzanej 4 жыл бұрын

This guy can make anything funny 🤣

@4nnunaki 10 жыл бұрын

this was one of the funniest ones! yeshh

@XViTNg 2 жыл бұрын

Big jay is such an incredible story teller. Never understood why he isn’t more famous. Like his first crowd work album still makes me die laughing.

@acidDJclay 10 жыл бұрын

hahaaaa only 3 minutes in and my chest hurts!! GREAT job Big Jay!!

@JWMCMLXXX 9 жыл бұрын

Spaghetti and butter! Solidarity. heh

@jv-lk7bc 4 жыл бұрын

did joe lose his job?