Donald Trump "Likes To Be Spanked?" | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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60 Russian diplomats have will be ejected from the U.S., President Trump has ordered a ban on transgender troops, and Stormy Daniels reveals how she spanked Trump in 2006.
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@JD-vq7ln
@JD-vq7ln 6 жыл бұрын
The new nerve gas.. by Kremlin 😂
@rockyroqs699
@rockyroqs699 6 жыл бұрын
Joe Duncan I died at that part 😂😂
@lioneloconnor4785
@lioneloconnor4785 6 жыл бұрын
@@rockyroqs699 So did "Dawn Sturgess" she died from pioson in a Perfume bottle in July...😟 Checkout #novichokperfume
@yaso6011
@yaso6011 6 жыл бұрын
That last joke about Robert Muller was 11/10 😂
@NewfieLawNerd
@NewfieLawNerd 6 жыл бұрын
He gets nice and personable when he's spanked? Someone get the presidential dominatrix on the phone asap!
@PurrfacePalace
@PurrfacePalace 6 жыл бұрын
Mike Fleet I am not entirely sure that there is anything that could make this Domme want to contract with that man... Although, I have found it hilarious that no ohe picked up on this fetish of his until now... What did you all think his super long ties were really about? Its a stand in leash and makes him feel safe...
@NewfieLawNerd
@NewfieLawNerd 6 жыл бұрын
Leigh Hodorek I figured it was to compensate for his Cheetoh sized/colour peen
@NewfieLawNerd
@NewfieLawNerd 6 жыл бұрын
Leigh Hodorek although a long tie as an improvised leash I gotta get me one of those! 😆
@PurrfacePalace
@PurrfacePalace 6 жыл бұрын
Mike Fleet he eats the Cheetos in hopes he will find it again, one day... And uses the leftover orange stuff to 'touch up the light spots' in his 'hair'...
@akeerweng
@akeerweng 6 жыл бұрын
Leigh Hodorek dead
@fransland8286
@fransland8286 6 жыл бұрын
'You think it takes guts to fight in Syria? Try being trans and walking into a restroom in alabama.' PREACH 👏👏👏
@syedshakaibanwar2698
@syedshakaibanwar2698 5 жыл бұрын
Why? what do people do to them in Alabama?
@alaskayoung16
@alaskayoung16 6 жыл бұрын
That Anderson Cooper joke though :D:D:D:D it's funny cause it's true :D
@user-wx8nl5eu1s
@user-wx8nl5eu1s 6 жыл бұрын
So why is he so quiet about Stormy? It must be amazing to silence someone who could only be silenced by Putin😂
@G0DofRock
@G0DofRock 6 жыл бұрын
"I will _never_ sign a bill like this again... Ever! Even if there's a fire.." ~Said the child-like elderly man with delusions.
@tavvarisparis4751
@tavvarisparis4751 6 жыл бұрын
ChronicCuber l
@dantecrailman8861
@dantecrailman8861 6 жыл бұрын
Trump's life is more of a reality TV show to be honest.
@youngdeerchild634
@youngdeerchild634 6 жыл бұрын
Dante Crailman very true
@juliendebroissia
@juliendebroissia 6 жыл бұрын
When has that fact, ever been put into question?
@humblebee8334
@humblebee8334 6 жыл бұрын
100% true
@mikldude9376
@mikldude9376 6 жыл бұрын
Dante Crailman Otherwise known as " SPANKY " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ?
@jascrandom9855
@jascrandom9855 6 жыл бұрын
´More like a Sitcom
@nabil9772
@nabil9772 6 жыл бұрын
Americans ... you're a real life cartoonshow.
@penelopehunt2371
@penelopehunt2371 6 жыл бұрын
Nabil Arifi 😂😂😂😂
@leeloominai8186
@leeloominai8186 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed - only with absurd and unrealistic characters.
@Thevoidlezz
@Thevoidlezz 6 жыл бұрын
nerve gas by Kremlin someone should make a ad for that
@wajiraniadhihetty5170
@wajiraniadhihetty5170 3 жыл бұрын
That last joke about Mueller tho Now I can't get the picture of Mueller spanking trump with a magazine😱💀
@thebitchinthecorner2252
@thebitchinthecorner2252 6 жыл бұрын
He doesn't like signing it because it's basically Obamas last budget put forward like its the republicans idea.
@bernardcohen2936
@bernardcohen2936 6 жыл бұрын
4.19 Mueller gonna walk into the interrogation room with a rollup magazine and said: Okay donald, is time to talk about Russia..lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bernardcohen2936
@bernardcohen2936 6 жыл бұрын
3.01 Alright fine, i will take those 2 weirdos ( Eric and Donald jr) this time but next time i won't do it again .. im dead laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂
@subhamagarwal3973
@subhamagarwal3973 6 жыл бұрын
We are done with food. Forever.
@McDagger90
@McDagger90 Жыл бұрын
Bolton looks like Dr Gero from dragon ball z 😂😂😂
@Duckman7714
@Duckman7714 6 жыл бұрын
Pure bravery, totally equal level as being a soldier in a war zone
@A.I.Mmusic
@A.I.Mmusic Жыл бұрын
U have a great chance of getting shot either way.
@BluChair1
@BluChair1 6 жыл бұрын
This is one of his funniest videos.
@donnpatz2779
@donnpatz2779 6 жыл бұрын
She blew the horn there. Saying the she spanked him.embaressement of the year for him.
@onewomanslife
@onewomanslife 6 жыл бұрын
Wow! The world needs a SWAT TEAM!
@TregMediaHD
@TregMediaHD 6 жыл бұрын
Did 45 just threaten danny devito we must protect him ... call avenatti
@avgStan1234
@avgStan1234 6 жыл бұрын
Hanky Spanky Drumpfy!
@jamilahmugalu7053
@jamilahmugalu7053 4 жыл бұрын
And my friends it was creepy😂😂😂
@ammaralsafadi1326
@ammaralsafadi1326 6 жыл бұрын
"Okay, Donald. Time to talk about Russia" I died laughing.
@juglansregia1433
@juglansregia1433 6 жыл бұрын
"there is only us idiots here"
@Raw7edi
@Raw7edi 6 жыл бұрын
Jerry springer must be proud.. good job liberals!! 😅😅😅😅😎💪
@CrazyMunky84
@CrazyMunky84 6 жыл бұрын
Stormy Daniels was high out her mind during that interview.
@chrisjacksonuk
@chrisjacksonuk 6 жыл бұрын
Y has he shut the embassy, that doesn't make sense ?
@newonevery740
@newonevery740 6 жыл бұрын
chrisjacksonuk It is close to a military base. They have several hq all over the US and it was a consulate not the embassy.
@chrisjacksonuk
@chrisjacksonuk 6 жыл бұрын
Newone Very ty 👍🏿
@qalbinugaal773
@qalbinugaal773 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor is really funny ..
6 жыл бұрын
of course he does,,,he is a baby after all. lol
@joebrady5424
@joebrady5424 6 жыл бұрын
Its not a reality show, it's a friggin comedy show.
@blockchainbot.6596
@blockchainbot.6596 6 жыл бұрын
Nerve gases by Kremlin. Lol.
@bhagwatshah
@bhagwatshah 6 жыл бұрын
Oh - are we surprised that DACA wasn't covered despite Democrats caving in earlier to get this bill passed?
@pancon9947
@pancon9947 5 жыл бұрын
It was creepy
@festus569
@festus569 6 жыл бұрын
The most funny part is when Stormy Daniels said that Donald Trump likes to be spanked and Trevor Noah is right when he said that this is creepy.
@aishahussein4415
@aishahussein4415 6 жыл бұрын
This guy Trevor! needs a tweet from Trump. That will be entertaining!
@superdupersoccerboy
@superdupersoccerboy 6 жыл бұрын
Trumps a big fan of Botswana
@sewblue2
@sewblue2 6 жыл бұрын
Trump did say that torture works
@ishratjahan6484
@ishratjahan6484 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@yasirahmedpirkani4094
@yasirahmedpirkani4094 6 жыл бұрын
hahahahaa :D
@SumanTiwariNamaste
@SumanTiwariNamaste 6 жыл бұрын
Says "Iraq war" was a sham, propagates & proposes attack on syria in same breath.
@Veronica-ew8yc
@Veronica-ew8yc 2 жыл бұрын
I am " THE least racist person"
@TS-tf9bb
@TS-tf9bb 6 жыл бұрын
Is he really saying being trans is braver than fighting in a war? Seriously? Of course its brave but can't compare to risking your life for your country.
@fitnarina
@fitnarina 4 жыл бұрын
Faster than covic 19 response....doesnt make sense .
@denisebrown2994
@denisebrown2994 6 жыл бұрын
Okay Donald time to talk about Russia 🇷🇺 #Been spank with a magazine by muller
@ameryaser3987
@ameryaser3987 6 жыл бұрын
Transgender and military are about equaly brave and a respect them both si why not have both at once
@ameryaser3987
@ameryaser3987 6 жыл бұрын
Also i don't think these are unwinnable wars sure they are hard but America is has the biggest military on earth and has most experience plus 1st or 2ed most nukes so I'm not worried but again do we need war maybe because russa north Korea and china might be the new naxis and i don't want naxis but if America alliys with other contreys (and since nobody want naxis other conterys will help obviously) then we can save the world
@olifrett
@olifrett 6 жыл бұрын
He can't make no deal and he likes to get spanked...great
@vinetamanua1749
@vinetamanua1749 6 жыл бұрын
A South African dude comes to America and tells Americans that there’s something wrong with all of them. 😂. Hope they get it 😅
@penelopehunt2371
@penelopehunt2371 6 жыл бұрын
vineta Manua given the insanity and immaturity of the average Yank, it's not a challenge
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 жыл бұрын
And This south African Dude is RIGHT!
@uncreativename6210
@uncreativename6210 6 жыл бұрын
Billy McAuliffe Native Americans were migrants themselves at some point.
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 6 жыл бұрын
Billy McAuliffe what's the difference between the real & native american, I thought the natives would be the real ones?
@tavvarisparis4751
@tavvarisparis4751 6 жыл бұрын
vineta Manuieeeweeeeeeeeua buys 7euU
@glennv3176
@glennv3176 6 жыл бұрын
can we please stop calling sick people brave? thx
@okwaho5316
@okwaho5316 6 жыл бұрын
Did Trevor really say it's more brave to go to the bathroom than live in a warzone? Cmon buddy, I love you but that's ignorant as fuck. I would WAY rather risk getting made fun of or punched than shot or just generally have to live in a place with a significantly lower quality of life than were I am from.
@michellegachuhi1904
@michellegachuhi1904 6 жыл бұрын
He doesn't literally mean that. He means that he believes Trans people are braver than most people because they face a lot of criticism and backlash. Therefore, it's rather ironic that trans people are being denied the opportunity to join the army. From his statement he clearly knows that a lot of brevity is needed to serve in the army. It's called satire, an ironic joke or situation that's supposed to show you that something is wrong, and that's what Trevor just did.
@MsCT12-68
@MsCT12-68 6 жыл бұрын
What Trevor?? So fighting a war is less dangerous than walking into a bathroom?? Smh.
@darkreign8081
@darkreign8081 6 жыл бұрын
Noah is awful! Get rid of him
@justaperson9155
@justaperson9155 6 жыл бұрын
That comparison of trans people being braver than soldiers fighting in Syria, made me cringe harder than I ever have.
@NaFran49
@NaFran49 6 жыл бұрын
Well, they sure are when they must walk around knowing they can be killed any moment in their own country just because they are different.
@teo5146
@teo5146 6 жыл бұрын
PC
@princeofchetarria5375
@princeofchetarria5375 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm not sure I agree with that either. Trans people certainly are incredibly brace and face danger every day but it's completely different to being in a war zone. I don't think you can really compare the two to be honest, they are simply too different. Besides, soldiers choose to do it, which makes them even braver, whereas trans people don't choose to be trans.
@arudf3112
@arudf3112 6 жыл бұрын
Prince of Chetarria it's a joke. Not to be taken seriously.
@bensenzo
@bensenzo 6 жыл бұрын
Justaperson He didn't say they're braver. Also they're transgender AND fight in a war
@vicspeaks6207
@vicspeaks6207 6 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if this guy really hates Trump or love him secretly, it's almost like he has a hidden crush on Trump Lol.
@lissaf65
@lissaf65 6 жыл бұрын
It is more the Disblief of an Intelligent and compassionate man from South Africa, that he is still wittnessing a Clown and his wild Circus holding firmly to Power, not in South Africa or Russia or Turkey... but in the country of the free and Dreams
@DeathlyTired
@DeathlyTired 6 жыл бұрын
Hmm. Pretty sure Jon Stewart's Daily Show would not have made that ad hominem joke about the Trump kids in the divorce. There was no need to go there, and all it does is provide a clip that will be used by MAGA to sell their assertions that everything is biased and vituperative against Trump. I'd hope you'd stop doing that work for them, but ratings? I guess?
@komentierer
@komentierer 6 жыл бұрын
But they are objectively creepy...
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 6 жыл бұрын
Kommentator They look creepy, but how do you know they are creepy unless you meet them, they can't help what they look like (genes), so if 'praise' one set of people for something they can't help you can't 'berate' another
@AbesamisM
@AbesamisM 6 жыл бұрын
Trans is not bravery
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