“What’s sassiness?” It’s a lack of happiness” 😂😂😂

In these times of podcasts, Patrice would have owned everyone

"...white men find them hilarious and white women find them liberating..." -Patrice O'Neal (13:48) on how people view big black women

The way Patrice breaks everything down is amazing. The world lost him way to soon.

"Indian dudes will die if you try to steal some Halls" God damn I miss Patrice.

Train by day Patrice compilation videos by night....all day

AINT NO ONE WORKING ON NO SATURDAY - omfg lmao. I had a coworker like that when I was working for a fire dept. I loved her

"The blind guy who won't wear the make-you-feel-better sunglasses" lmao

Opie: "I could talk to a sassy black broad, easy" Patrice: "Really?"

Man, we lost Patrice way too soon. What an absolute legend.

"Fried white baby feet" I damn near died when he said that! 😂🤣😭😂

"My white friend Karen....!" Patrice was ahead of him time!!!!

"I think...they hire people...(to places of authority like the police)...who wouldn't get respect otherwise." - Patrice O'neal Wow...this man was a legit prophet...

Men in 2018 desperately need Patrice

The asian owner thing is the realest shit i ever heard

“Duba duba time!” 😂😂😂😂😂

The last 8 minutes is pure comedic genius. R.I.P to one of the best comics to of ever existed

" _She takes no shit, and there's no shit to be tooken_ " The accuracy of that simple statement, lmao, Patrice.

" _Anybawdy lose some keeeysss!?_ " -Anthony *(Sassy Black Woman Voice)* Lmao 😂

LMFAO at Anthony's line @ 33:50 when Patrice and Opie discussing white ppl doing the most horrific awful crimes and brutal murders compared to black people: "....what white ppl do in 'quality' of crime, black people make up for in 'quantity'..."

“Candied white baby toes”😂😂😂😭😭😭

Man they can dish it but they cannot take it when Patrice dishes it their way 🤣🤣

Double double time. I'm crying laughing.

Man I wish Patrice was alive and these guys had this show nowadays. I can’t get enough.

I could be having the worst day and DOUBLE DOUBLE TIME can cheer me up

Targets for Sassy Black chicks 1.)light-skinned guys 2.)white guys 3.)white chicks (blonde preferred) 4.)black guy w/white girl

He takes me by the hand and we run to the grape juice together 😂 I cannot think of a more hilarious gay store clerk/black guy store customer stereotype ever hahaha

"Oh you got 4 sons? Your pussy ain't shit!" This might be my favourite Heckler back and forth I've ever heard. So funny.

Patrice was way to real for this punk ass world.

Oh my god that banter with the black woman made me cry laugh like I didn't expect to experience that, that's nuts

"The guy takes my hand and we run over to the grape juice." xD

Go get em Bertha 😂😂

I miss this guy. I never met him but he was undoubtedly talented and insightful.

“Double, double time!” Makes me laugh every time

"I bet your nipples look like 20 inch dubs" slayed

Patrice was like a wizard when it comes to the ladies, he says a few words but gets them everytime.

Just here to thank Opie for completely unnecessarily explaining Patrices premise in the first 30 seconds. Thanks Ope

Patrice O'Neal is the greatest.RiP

A sassy black chick took my clothes out of the dryer in the laundromat while they were spinning dry. I was like "You're using my quarters to dry your clothes." She responded that I had "attitude" and was "acting above her like a massah." I was like "Do the right thing. Or don't." Finally she grabs her clothes and leaves. Dumb dumb.

The women in the thumbnail is “Aunt Esther “ played by actress LaWanda Page from Sanford & son

LOLOLOLOLOLOL "Takes my hand, and we run over to the grape juice"

40:37 - 48:37 is the reason I love Patrice's stand up.

"Double double time" .. lmao 🤣

I've come to believe that they put big sassy BW in customer service so you won't return any merchandise. I see a sassy BW at the customer service desk and I would rather leave the store.

Patrice was like an anthropological genius for the modern day. RIP gone too soon

The woman above looks like one of my aunts when shes in a good mood:) Wish I found Patrice before I got married but I told my son to check Patrice out online.

When it comes to sassy black women EVERYTHING is a power struggle. Make no mistake about this. And this is a white guy she did this to. It's even worse when they're dealing with a black guy. Personal experience.

As far as I know Patrice never did too many jokes about gay people and Jews but when he does they are hilarious

Patrick O'Neal was giving these white guys golden wisdom. I knew exactly what was going to happen when he started to talk about white men on the tv shows and how they appear in real life and relationships, I knew someone was going to get a little upset, but what he was saying is true. Same thing with blacks as well but, what he was saying about the white men was something I know alot of white guys do not hear alot. but I've notice the samething, especially with the yes dear mentality, twoards women. They tend to give their wives and girlfriends too much power. Of course the women uses it to their advantage. Most white guys don't get that women want "you' to have the power and be the stronger one, not the other way around, this is what causes women to lose attraction become a bitch or cheat. It's like most white guys suffered from feminism because they didn't really connect with their dads like they did with their mothers, so alot of these guys hide it, but they are extremely sensitive an emotional. Which is why they seek a women's validation so much just to be disappointed because women seek validation from men as well, so It's like two straight chicks getting together very awkward.

40:29 this is the bravest thing a black man has ever done, speaking as one myself lol

This is my fav Patrice vid thx for the upload.

Every motor vehicle in America has that black woman.

Listening to Patrice talkin' on O&A is the perfect prescription to daily life, especially when he's talking about this subject while I'm driving in rush-hour through Newark, NJ!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

27:17 Patrice predicted Karen memes over a decade ago!

Patrice was pure Genius... hate that he’s no longer with us

“Hard torpedo shaped fruits”

God Patrice hits it on the head every time. Would love to hear his take on today's bs

"...she dipped her nuggets..." Holy shit do I miss this bastard.

Patrice's version of the redpill is the best.

“Fried White Baby feet”!!😭😭😭

Holy shit his set at the end is hilarious

The stand up at the end was the funniest stand-up that I've ever seen, or heard Patrice do. For the most part I don't really like him as a stand-up, but I love him on radio. And this right here is what he does on radio.

This is why I take the time to fill out complaint forms.

cumia's florida evans impression is hilarious!

The stand up at the end killed me lol

12:05 - 12:46 That run is spectacular.

that lady looks like Joe Rogan

The crowd work at the end is hilarious, he is amazing

Patrice is so legendary to me , i rank him second right behind Richard Pryor , the Goat of course.

Fried white baby feet 😂😂

Love these little convos between Patrice and Anthony....listening to them for them again though...😞

The stand up part was masterful 👏🏼 elite comedian

Ever a conspiracy ever did exist, it was the Death of Patrice. He alone would be the voice of reason. So many things have come to light that are exactly as Patrice said things would go. Death of a Prophet indeed

DOUBLEDOUBLE TIME

We have a 2 sassy black woman at my gig one her favorite line is "Ask anyone who I am".

she walked right into his web and he ate her *** up at the end of this video too funny.

27:21 Did Patrice invent the term Karen? He’s a prophet

15:04 double double time 😂🤣💀

I've lost count of the # of Mr. P clips that are pure gold.

"Whatchoo want, COFFEE, nigga?"

extraordinary........absolutely hilarious! i pissed my pants...!

The fucking stand up at the end has me dying

Im writing cause Patrice is the biggest thinker in entertainment ever! And these videos must go on! Sharing this gold. Thank you comedy crackhead.

The guy grabs my hand and we ran over lmao so fucking funny man

That is why he's the GOAT

Sassy black women..I had one literally cut me off in mcdonalds drive thru last night after long day at work movin furniture. She act like she aint see me. NEVER made eye contact. I just yelled out, "ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS ASK", "God always watchin and that was not slick". Right after that Another sassy black woman was handin me my bag and i said thank you to her. She grabbed the bag back and said "what was that"? I said, "just have a good night sweetheart". Only thing i could do was look up to God and laugh my ass off. God definitely got a sick sense of humor. Hope Patrice up there makin him laugh. RIP to our fallen brother. The King of comedy. In my mind atleast

19:39 Opie Gets mad at Anthony for not letting him steer the ship. How the fuck did Opie ever have a radio career is beyond me

This guy is truly missed.

Patrice the absolute legend.

I’m sure Patrice meant West LA, sounds like the Pavillion in West Hollywood

I wonder if Patrice ever went to a Popeyes restaurant in the south. He would’ve had A LOT to say about their terrible service lol

Patrice podcast today it would be at the top. There’s no doubt, he would’ve found perfectly where he belonged

this is the best thing ever.

“You on punishment”!!

Fried white baby feet lmao

AINT NOBODY WORKIN ON NO MUTHAFUCKIN SATURDAY

ha ha...i've lived in puerto rico for 2o years. there are plenty of sassy pr chicks here no doubt. still a total mystery to me!

Please, I’m begging you. Someone animate the last 8mins of this video. You talking to me ?!? 😂😂😂

Idk why But I was about to turn this off and then he said a gay supermarket and I cried laughing

Opie definitely didn’t grow up around black people and I don’t think he was ever poor.