Patrice O'Neal vs. Brazilian Julie

  Рет қаралды 293,878

Comedy Crackhead

Comedy Crackhead

6 жыл бұрын

This video includes two segments. In the first, Patrice meets Brazilian Julie. The second segment is from Patrice's following appearance over a week and a half later, where Patrice and Jimmy are in studio together. After discussing his previous appearance, Patrice and Jimmy exchange stories similar to what Patrice had experienced that day, and the conversation picks up where it left off.

Пікірлер: 894
@ricardoberistain4657
@ricardoberistain4657 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice did not die, he came here, taught us, and then he ascended to his righteous place.
@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739
@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739 5 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Beristain yup
@bingram2011
@bingram2011 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@plewtz80
@plewtz80 4 жыл бұрын
we could still use his guidance though, he was our Buddha... i think his perspective would be very valuable in today's political climate.
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints 4 жыл бұрын
We still call that death
@MalAnders94
@MalAnders94 4 жыл бұрын
He died a fucking horrible death. Acknowledge it.
@jeviosoorishas181
@jeviosoorishas181 6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few times we actually get to see Patrice completely break down a woman's defenses and it's amazing, but it also gives credence to his 2 girl 1 cup theory: that men's hatred of women isn't rooted in misogyny, but rather the utter disappointment and frustration they feel when they realize they trade so much, only to find out a woman will "shit in a cup."
@TheAgentmigs
@TheAgentmigs 5 жыл бұрын
You can see it happening second by second haha.
@benjaminenriquez6123
@benjaminenriquez6123 5 жыл бұрын
Good analogy.
@ShaunHensley
@ShaunHensley 4 жыл бұрын
yup. Extreme and utter disappointment
@ElleMayeslife
@ElleMayeslife 4 жыл бұрын
Those women in that video who did those disgusting things were glorified because MOST women would never do a heinous act like that. Why do you think that this video was publicized so much? Things only go viral because they are rare and bizarre and the masses don't usually do acts of those natures and especially not on camera. What those women did was an isolated incident yet Patrice decided to apply this disgusting act to ALL women's nature and in turn was able to make MOST men believe women are less then and worthless. He put forth a gallant effort to discredit and defame women, and many fell for it, but not ALL women are like this!!!
@bupekamfwa
@bupekamfwa 4 жыл бұрын
@@ElleMayeslife Wrong place to post this... Women who do the shit you condemned post comments exactly like the comment you just posted.
@animalfarm-sd7yu
@animalfarm-sd7yu 4 жыл бұрын
"My boyfriend said if I did it again he wouldn't be very happy" "Your whofriend?
@drewinsur7321
@drewinsur7321 4 жыл бұрын
animal farm247365 lol dude should breakup at the first signp
@animalfarm-sd7yu
@animalfarm-sd7yu 4 жыл бұрын
Drew Insur and to think, he's probably a solid dude too! He landed this girl. But then, Patrice helps us all realize...she's a goofy piece of sh**. I mean nothin against her. Be a piece of sh**! But don't rope some dude into your life to elevate your self-image. Lmao
@jeviosoorishas181
@jeviosoorishas181 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of something one of my boys once said about how 80% of what a woman tells you is negligible, because it's based on her emotional state at the time. Patrice realized pretty early on that if he could get her comfortable enough to show some skin, she'd go all the way, which she did.
@Skrumstain
@Skrumstain 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice set this up perfectly from the very moment he started talking
@mauriciotye
@mauriciotye 6 жыл бұрын
+keel krumenacker can you explain is this what they did on this show? Call random bitches in?etc. I need to find more of this
@ThisisFerrariKhan
@ThisisFerrariKhan 5 жыл бұрын
keel krumenacker your who friend? 😆
@Youkidus
@Youkidus 4 жыл бұрын
he dropped da bi***C# and picked her up and droped her again.... i love dat game
@JohaunBolton1989
@JohaunBolton1989 4 жыл бұрын
Ferrari Khan uis u
@cagen2759
@cagen2759 3 жыл бұрын
Yes please just come get it done with
@vy-w
@vy-w 4 жыл бұрын
His negotiation skills should be implemented in college’s curriculums.
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 4 жыл бұрын
This power is dangerous in the wrong hands.
@desiee1212
@desiee1212 2 жыл бұрын
A dangerous weapon in the right mans hands
@greeneggz_n_ham
@greeneggz_n_ham 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice talked her right into it. That was magical. And he made a good point when he said women want to be talked into being whores. She tried to put it all on him. First she said she wasn't going to do it but in reality, she wanted to. Otherwise she wouldn't have.
@jghifiversveiws8729
@jghifiversveiws8729 2 жыл бұрын
@@borismuller86 "With great power comes great responsibility"
@SkandalouzStyle
@SkandalouzStyle Жыл бұрын
NO IT SHOULDN'T! You don't want all of the little dweebs in the world knowing about these mad skills!!
@MarzMiller
@MarzMiller 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice's 35-year-old unsexy giggle got me rollin'!
@marfookydodo
@marfookydodo 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard when he did that. He was the king of the game and the king of comedy
@xrendezv0usx
@xrendezv0usx 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neil is the Yoda of Game. A giant fat black man with game like this. Truly a Master.
@jerrodbates8480
@jerrodbates8480 5 жыл бұрын
haha!!
@pmaii7707
@pmaii7707 5 жыл бұрын
Giant and fat isn’t that redundant
@jacktran3464
@jacktran3464 5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck Patrice know all this shit is beyond me
@zombievikinggaming4258
@zombievikinggaming4258 5 жыл бұрын
@@pmaii7707 He was 6'4" and there's midget far guys.
@DennisAlexioAndyHug
@DennisAlexioAndyHug 5 жыл бұрын
Meesa Jar Jar binks
@issavirgo4838
@issavirgo4838 4 жыл бұрын
I hate when guys with no game interrupt guys with game, like they doing something.
@unclejimmyray
@unclejimmyray 4 жыл бұрын
Dumbasses break in to ask questions because they cant see what happening right in front of their faces...smh
@troywalkertheprogressivean8433
@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 3 жыл бұрын
or theyre trying to piggyback
@gaarathefifthkazekage105
@gaarathefifthkazekage105 3 жыл бұрын
@@unclejimmyray 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexanderwindh4830
@alexanderwindh4830 3 жыл бұрын
"we helped " mentality... Simps
@WaldoBagelTopper
@WaldoBagelTopper 3 жыл бұрын
Or... you know, it’s a radio show
@udaythambimuthu3176
@udaythambimuthu3176 5 жыл бұрын
I love how she realised he's absolutely right after a few minutes and the bullshit arguments and justifications go out the window. A master of human interaction. We miss you big man.
@ThePulaskiPumper
@ThePulaskiPumper 8 ай бұрын
She has nothing else to offer and she realizes it. That's her only value to them.
@jonsamuels9245
@jonsamuels9245 5 жыл бұрын
That dude had a mission from the beginning and strategically talked his way there ever so poetically
@samgaspodcast
@samgaspodcast 3 жыл бұрын
Man, she said she doesn’t need money but only wants to sit there and Patrice took that and made it precious. Respect
@theflanman420420
@theflanman420420 4 жыл бұрын
“A filthy little hairy mess from Brazil” Haha Patrice is the man.
@zuscanga30
@zuscanga30 3 жыл бұрын
This line kills me every time
@DizzyMakavelli
@DizzyMakavelli 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry I did not listened to the whole thing... Why she's called Brazilian Julie?
@JackieLastrada
@JackieLastrada 2 жыл бұрын
@@DizzyMakavelli Because her parents are from Brazil.
@DizzyMakavelli
@DizzyMakavelli 2 жыл бұрын
@@JackieLastrada Okay.
@tonytomei1175
@tonytomei1175 6 жыл бұрын
It's like telling a tsunami not to get somebody wet. Patrice is fwucken brilliant.
@skyjuiceification
@skyjuiceification 5 жыл бұрын
His revere psychology game should be studied kids. pay attention.
@BIGDRXXMR444
@BIGDRXXMR444 5 жыл бұрын
the EQUATION was it reverse psychology or was it more straight forward seemed straight forward
@deedee6799
@deedee6799 5 жыл бұрын
@@BIGDRXXMR444 stay slow....lol It was revere psychology...he was asking ....then revere psychology..part...oh get her out of here.....tell her to leve.... Then she got naked ....get it now way more then that but that was a small part of it ....hence why this guy said it should be studied
@BIGDRXXMR444
@BIGDRXXMR444 5 жыл бұрын
Dee Dee I gotta watch this again I don't remember everything that happened telling her to leave could've been more straight forward get naked or leave
@deedee6799
@deedee6799 5 жыл бұрын
@@BIGDRXXMR444 I guess you dont know the concept of Reverse Psychology. It's simple he told her get naked....straight forward like you said then she was like no........see... Then he says he want her to leave...which he didnt...but when he said that she got naked.hence reverse psychology Telling her to leave was the reverse psychology
@BIGDRXXMR444
@BIGDRXXMR444 5 жыл бұрын
Dee Dee I see
@nashanlipscomb5883
@nashanlipscomb5883 4 жыл бұрын
He should be a hostage negotiator
@nashanlipscomb5883
@nashanlipscomb5883 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Tungol fuck are you talking bout. I said he should be .
@pressurebusspipesmakesdiam1366
@pressurebusspipesmakesdiam1366 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing bro! He would talk a suicide bomber outta getting his 72 virgins 😂
@Pumbear
@Pumbear 4 жыл бұрын
My man Patrice getting all the hostages free and then as the cherry on top talks the hostage taker into stripping.
@HdHd-hp6qz
@HdHd-hp6qz 2 жыл бұрын
He would get the hostages killed because the terrorist would be made to feel so stupid about what they had done that they'd shoot the hostages then kill themselves
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 Жыл бұрын
@@Pumbear crack n meat
@DisgruntledPigumon
@DisgruntledPigumon 4 жыл бұрын
"It's almost painful to resist grown man filth." Your voice is missing from today's world.
@brodhax6148
@brodhax6148 4 жыл бұрын
EVERY.WORD. That opie speaks is nauseating. He says "we would've just let you sit there, you didnt have to do that". Well now the bit is done. Patrice could've pushed it further but you just killed it.
@aeggeska1
@aeggeska1 2 ай бұрын
There is a KZfaq channel that edits Opie out of the O&A episodes with Patrice O'Neal, and you don't even notice he is missing. He just doesn't add anything.
@cudinutts6282
@cudinutts6282 6 жыл бұрын
R.i.p patrice lol I'm sure he'd have a blast with the me 2 movement
@samwoods3430
@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын
Tyran Williams i would still fuck with him heavy. Whether some goofy broad fabricated some bullshit or not
@udaythambimuthu3176
@udaythambimuthu3176 5 жыл бұрын
They would have trotted out that 1986 statutory rape charge (falsely accused) and would have tried to sewer his reputation (Julian Assange anybody?). The movement started out with a few women trying to out sexual predators, then the victim celebrating weirdness came into play. Girls who had a lousy relationship or got drunk and made bad decisions got a platform to strike out at all straight men from. There's no fucking glory in being a victim, I don't understand why anyone would model their personality and morals around it. Strong people move on and leave the past where it belongs. Weaker people have to document every single issue and make a big deal out of it. That's why we have trust fund babies making big scenes in stores and restaurants and airports. They ain't suffered shit, so they don't know how to move on from anything.
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co 5 жыл бұрын
He did, before it was a thing. Look it up it's great
@Saif_Al_Dajjal
@Saif_Al_Dajjal 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice was the finest comedian to grace us with his being. The world needs Patrice now more than ever.
@exceptionallife4768
@exceptionallife4768 2 жыл бұрын
KZfaq. Com
@mrmintahlic
@mrmintahlic 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this absolute legend said “What? Does your underarms stink? Good. That’d be even better.”
@questionmark1152
@questionmark1152 4 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that this was way before the "film everything for content days". This would have been gold on film.
@smoovoperata3242
@smoovoperata3242 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice was a true Jedi in the ways of the Force.. The force of dropping women's panties. RIP my dude
@theMapex25
@theMapex25 5 жыл бұрын
He is the most brilliant comedian of all time.
@Real_2Phase
@Real_2Phase 2 жыл бұрын
I've actually borrowed a few lines from this a few times. Had to tweak them to fit the situation but they worked haha. Patrice was a genius
@brandonb3174
@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын
Can you give an example? Yea I feel sometimes you gotta update what he says for modern times.
@user-im1bd7hy6d
@user-im1bd7hy6d Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@JG-ct9kq
@JG-ct9kq 8 ай бұрын
​@@brandonb3174ain't no updating to modern times. Women love to be objectified. You just gotta lead them to it so that they do it for you. It's simple when you just look at them as sexual objects lmao, which is what they...or at least the hot ones.
@grantelbart477
@grantelbart477 5 ай бұрын
Don't copy lines, copy the whole vibe of Patrice. Then you will always know what to say.
@ryanvess6162
@ryanvess6162 5 жыл бұрын
So terrible they didn't get this on camera
@zombievikinggaming4258
@zombievikinggaming4258 5 жыл бұрын
Opie has the footage somewhere.
@bodbn
@bodbn 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's in his jerk file.
@babykosh5415
@babykosh5415 4 жыл бұрын
a sin to mankind
@Shawnantonioexperience
@Shawnantonioexperience 3 жыл бұрын
Every guy needs a friend like Patrice. RIP to the GOAT 👏🏽
@devildocnowciv9272
@devildocnowciv9272 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice must come back to life! He is missed! Those words; that instant patter.
@dustinhansen7228
@dustinhansen7228 5 жыл бұрын
"Your who friend?" - Patrice O'Neal hahaha
@blinx0025
@blinx0025 6 жыл бұрын
Dawg Patrice wasted nooo time
@RandomGuy42016
@RandomGuy42016 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice somewhere laughin now cause he ain’t get me too’d. RIP Legend.
@HighwayDrive717
@HighwayDrive717 4 жыл бұрын
Well they all negotiated so it's a fair game.
@Ryan-kb8ui
@Ryan-kb8ui 5 жыл бұрын
This was the most torturous O&A Patrice O'Neal episode ever, the picture painted in my head made me angry like Patrice was describing in the beginning.
@spongymcfonsworth
@spongymcfonsworth 6 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 Thankyou Patrice!! 👼
@shittyfattits807
@shittyfattits807 6 жыл бұрын
She sounds hot af
@Thatguy91919
@Thatguy91919 5 жыл бұрын
Advanced And Thinking certified virgin
@tejasnair3399
@tejasnair3399 5 жыл бұрын
Advanced And Thinking that’s some real advanced thinking there buddy.
@michaprost4123
@michaprost4123 4 жыл бұрын
@@tac0049 Loser
@DaSkonk
@DaSkonk 3 жыл бұрын
Super sexy voice and laugh - indeed! 🔥🔥🔥
@sdm1568
@sdm1568 4 күн бұрын
She sounds unfaithful af, no thank you!
@thatboyunfazed99
@thatboyunfazed99 4 жыл бұрын
Easily the most educative and entertaining video I‘ve seen on this topic yet
@Jongonz_algo
@Jongonz_algo 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best game I've ever witnessed. I play the first 10 mins on repeat tweaking my game with patrice.
@platinummc01
@platinummc01 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice was in his rarest form on that day. Amazing.
@Gunslinger205
@Gunslinger205 4 жыл бұрын
I have been watching the Patrice vids the last 2 days man he should have written a book he really talked a woman out of her clothes. Fucking legend
@pr1met1mepun1sh
@pr1met1mepun1sh Жыл бұрын
He has a book on amazon but its better to just hear his lessons on here between this and the black phillip show
@wes209
@wes209 5 жыл бұрын
27:00 *That Sl0w Clap Was Epic*
@jasoncarey3739
@jasoncarey3739 3 жыл бұрын
Masterclass from The Master. Literally priceless...and you got it for free. 🙌
@thatnthese7653
@thatnthese7653 2 жыл бұрын
damn patrice is a literal wizard when it comes to wordplay, what masterclass this was. RIP Patrice!
@timothysmith35
@timothysmith35 4 жыл бұрын
GREATEST HOUR OF RADIO..........period!
@CSIGrissom
@CSIGrissom 3 жыл бұрын
Not for Wahmen 🤷‍♂️
@3oxisprimus848
@3oxisprimus848 4 жыл бұрын
This is for you dudes who think your Girl can't be subdued by another dude. #PatricetheFuckingLegend
@jmm8476
@jmm8476 6 жыл бұрын
The more despicable the better. Vive Le Patrice.
@slaughtah2o342
@slaughtah2o342 5 жыл бұрын
J Man “a hairy lil dirtbag from Brazil “😂😆😆😆😆
@agentsmith868
@agentsmith868 6 жыл бұрын
modern pimp expertise in full effect.
@PeterTeal77
@PeterTeal77 3 жыл бұрын
Opie in the middle of a negotiation "oh thats nothing, we'll give you that". He really is a dunce.
@joesmith3098
@joesmith3098 3 жыл бұрын
Every group has a cock block. Always undermining the guys doing well!
@damienbowman4858
@damienbowman4858 4 жыл бұрын
It's muthafuckun 2020 amd i still miss this guy so much. R.I.P to the legend Patrice!
@fatehopkins7969
@fatehopkins7969 2 жыл бұрын
God level technique. Patrice was a master. A samurai of interpersonal relationships.
@perfecto25
@perfecto25 6 жыл бұрын
Im crying laughing to this.. Holy fck Patrice, you were a god.
@robinwilliamson2262
@robinwilliamson2262 6 жыл бұрын
That makes everyone COMFORTABLE...
@mcpablo13
@mcpablo13 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice dissecting the situation 2 amd half minutes in. I love him.
@carlosmarte3154
@carlosmarte3154 4 жыл бұрын
“I’d do a Puerto Rican cross and do it” goddamn I fell out of my chair.
@dom19945
@dom19945 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a legend
@carltonbams3701
@carltonbams3701 4 жыл бұрын
Really miss this guy . The story was so on point. 1 of the greatest ever
@josea.3763
@josea.3763 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy... R.I.P Pat ✊🏾💪🏾
@chrisheiner6584
@chrisheiner6584 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. 3 minutes in and I feel like I'm listening to a ju jitsu match and Patrick's ground game is off the charts.
@spencer4630
@spencer4630 4 жыл бұрын
Pimp level game, this is insane.
@DatBoyKillaRog
@DatBoyKillaRog 5 жыл бұрын
Wish this was on video
@americanmgtow5546
@americanmgtow5546 6 жыл бұрын
I love her "I wouldn't mind getting DP'ed" voice and tone.
@everydayhustle6010
@everydayhustle6010 4 жыл бұрын
I wish the white dudes would shut up and let Patrice work it. When she said she'd rather stay there and they started negotiating they almost messed it up
@laurabradley1696
@laurabradley1696 4 жыл бұрын
They kept bringing up the boyfriend as if his opinion mattered AFTER Patrice had already blown him out of the water/conversation. Idiots
@redcrossman9014
@redcrossman9014 4 жыл бұрын
@asvpadam2x Exactly i think he knows exactly what their going to do and say and uses it to his advantage. To get the girl to do what HE wants.
@everydayhustle6010
@everydayhustle6010 4 жыл бұрын
@Shahaan Singh Guraya good point
@Synchronite
@Synchronite 3 жыл бұрын
Every guy has been Brian The goal is to be Patrice one day 🙏🏾
@bobbackwoods
@bobbackwoods 5 жыл бұрын
“...spit has been introduced to the game”... lol
@firstnamenate9761
@firstnamenate9761 4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like an audio of a black couch audition with a nervous 18 yo
@shawnbaker3245
@shawnbaker3245 4 жыл бұрын
This girl is in love with some Patrice.
@jazzymitch5184
@jazzymitch5184 3 жыл бұрын
I love to hear Patrice tirade about his three somes. He was a remarkable man. Honest and super funny.
@leroycunningham1956
@leroycunningham1956 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like every boy needs a Patrice as a one of their mentors/role model growing up. When my nigga The nigga is the Michael Jordan of getting pussy. RIP, young men need you right now my guy. And shout out to thw youtubers like Comedy Crackhead who work to archive the late greats. Y´all the real MVPs.
@dreamfries
@dreamfries 4 жыл бұрын
I cried listening to this shit not cuz Patrice is dead but Because I'll never be a real Modafucka like This god Damn Niggaaaa RIP
@stragathechosen8929
@stragathechosen8929 4 жыл бұрын
12:08 "Let's define prostitution" fuckin died at that bit
@XTheDentist
@XTheDentist 5 жыл бұрын
WOW Patrice really showed a lot of genius here but nice to see Julie not getting too uncomfortable & admitting how good he is. Patrice & Ant is just too much genius to contain in one room & Patrice is right her cuteness is probably frustrating & her voice too. Have we ever seen a charming pervert LOL & she is giving him props too! Patrice needs to be studied for real before the feminist leaders get to it & suppress it.
@grimesgrindelwald6100
@grimesgrindelwald6100 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 28 I want to study this for myself
@haroldalvarez1563
@haroldalvarez1563 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking legend. RIP. This generation needs you more than ever. RIP
@JDHD2
@JDHD2 3 жыл бұрын
I miss patrice everyday 😢. RIP goat.
@Cagon415
@Cagon415 4 жыл бұрын
So I was just thinking like an older dude this whole time? That's hilarious.
@mikedee7163
@mikedee7163 2 жыл бұрын
I listened to this live like many other segments but now as a man who's been married Had children and almost 40 Man do I understand Patrick's mind Lol
@DeathWard187
@DeathWard187 5 жыл бұрын
Legendary Patrice
@TheSmurfMovie
@TheSmurfMovie 4 жыл бұрын
"Ah ha ha" 10:07 That laugh gets me everytime😂😂
@webwowo
@webwowo 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal was just not meant to live in these times
@3oxisprimus848
@3oxisprimus848 4 жыл бұрын
Well said Brother
@anthonybrady
@anthonybrady 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you’re saying but in all honestly, Patrice would have put these new age me too bitches in place with no problem. He would have destroyed this fucking “movement”.
@asadashraf2128
@asadashraf2128 3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to interview all the ‘ladies’ that had an interaction with Patrice on the O&A show.
@fdavyes
@fdavyes 3 жыл бұрын
Where’s the petition?
@marcossantana1312
@marcossantana1312 3 жыл бұрын
The picture really ties it together
@chiefcaptn1922
@chiefcaptn1922 6 жыл бұрын
He gets away with so much shit holy fuck it's so good
@rudy490
@rudy490 4 жыл бұрын
I reach this pinnacle only sometimes but wow its so effortless
@SilentMott
@SilentMott 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Opie say "boobies" I die a little inside.
@landajimmy
@landajimmy 4 жыл бұрын
Man, awesome clip. Even Opie was good. Gold.
@Lemmyywinkz
@Lemmyywinkz 3 жыл бұрын
Listen to Opie just throw the whole negotiation away when she says she just wants to stay.
@tajbaber9425
@tajbaber9425 4 жыл бұрын
Why didn't this guy ever write a book?
@SoulAssassin69
@SoulAssassin69 4 жыл бұрын
He was lazy and doing comedy. Anthony told him for years to write it. It was always a "yeah maybe" and then he died.
@romariomejia5396
@romariomejia5396 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy there's content of him on youtube to kind of understand his views/stance
@Kawlinz
@Kawlinz 4 жыл бұрын
Because he couldn't spell "restaurant" if his mom's life was on the line
@musical_lolu4811
@musical_lolu4811 4 жыл бұрын
What's with you people and books, you self-help junkies?
@user-ej7ss8ei2g
@user-ej7ss8ei2g 3 жыл бұрын
@@musical_lolu4811 reading book be bad yo
@DR-tx9mr
@DR-tx9mr 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice is on a roll, and Opie decides that he can’t let a call from fucking Kentucky get away. Unbelievably stupid.
@BladesInHand
@BladesInHand 5 жыл бұрын
Like if your here for Patrice! RIP
@akalyx
@akalyx 5 жыл бұрын
just... wow...those giggles
@Jdac333
@Jdac333 Жыл бұрын
13 mins in and she’s laughing at her BF 🥴 reality 👌🏼
@swissmatteo
@swissmatteo 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neal was a natural pickup artist.
@kaecake9575
@kaecake9575 8 ай бұрын
"Women have to like you to sleep with you, men have to like you to sleep with you again." -Patrice O'Neal
@sigaint666
@sigaint666 10 ай бұрын
Patrice was a national treasure. RIP
@ac1dfoxdie716
@ac1dfoxdie716 4 жыл бұрын
that was an amazing story
@chuckchilds9608
@chuckchilds9608 4 жыл бұрын
He's not asleep you know he is listening to this and just fuming.
@JohnnyHellraiser
@JohnnyHellraiser 5 жыл бұрын
Shes too easy. I want someone more difficult to dismantle.
@SoulAssassin69
@SoulAssassin69 4 жыл бұрын
Look up Patrice vs Doctor Victoria
@plewtz80
@plewtz80 4 жыл бұрын
@@SoulAssassin69 that one was amazing. she thought she was winning the arguments up until the point she realized she was naked and doing more than she ever did before... i would smack a kitten to be able to be a fly on the wall of that radio interview. it was legendary. she has a doctor degree and still got played, like every other girl. in a great way that makes me enjoy women more.
@radiotop6
@radiotop6 6 жыл бұрын
she still does it
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co 5 жыл бұрын
"The Great Patrice O'Neal" Damn right he was. Real has a poster of Patrice on its wall. Big momma prods, salute to all the black Phillips
@lifewithbreion1392
@lifewithbreion1392 5 жыл бұрын
Yo he's breaking her down!!!!!.. she was just sittin there giggling!!.. holy shit!! Complimenting her and breaking her down at the same time!! Wtf!
@marriontruell8309
@marriontruell8309 2 жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE = LEGENDARY
@katlegochaba5789
@katlegochaba5789 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to one of the greatest
@Batz130
@Batz130 3 жыл бұрын
Within the first 3 min Patrice was magical with the game 👍🏾💯🎓
@THEGREATME329
@THEGREATME329 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice was Marvel's Beast. Super intelligent ... But, still a fucking Beast.
Patrice O'Neal vs. Chris Rock
1:07:12
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 466 М.
Patrice O'Neal vs. Dr. Victoria Zdrok
2:08:34
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 1,1 МЛН
Scary Teacher 3D Nick Troll Squid Game in Brush Teeth White or Black Challenge #shorts
00:47
Always be more smart #shorts
00:32
Jin and Hattie
Рет қаралды 50 МЛН
버블티로 체감되는 요즘 물가
00:16
진영민yeongmin
Рет қаралды 120 МЛН
Patrice O'Neal - Help Me Figure Out The Theory
44:08
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 243 М.
Patrice O'Neal vs. Ryan Keely
55:21
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 224 М.
Jon Lovitz On Patrice O'Neal: The Best Of The Best Of The Best
2:26
We Think It's Funny
Рет қаралды 11 М.
Patrice O'Neal vs. Rich Vos
1:14:00
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 185 М.
Patrice O'Neal vs. Stalker Patti
42:54
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 160 М.
Patrice O'Neal vs. Vinnie Brand
39:11
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 82 М.
Opie & Anthony - Patrice Helps Bobby Lee
1:01:17
Time Killing Fuel
Рет қаралды 421 М.
Patrice O'Neal vs. Lisa Loeb
31:01
Comedy Crackhead
Рет қаралды 354 М.
Patrice Oneal vs Colin Quinn (Audio only)
40:44
Cult Comedy
Рет қаралды 195 М.
Opie & Anthony - Patrice O'Neal & Jay Mohr
1:32:45
Time Killing Fuel
Рет қаралды 428 М.
Spiderman Kid and Mean Boys 😂❤️🍓👻#shorts
1:00
BETER BÖCÜK SHORTS
Рет қаралды 3,1 МЛН
路飞这是生了个啥? #海贼王 #路飞 #funny
0:47
路飞与唐舞桐
Рет қаралды 16 МЛН
Cute🤪😜😁
0:13
Hazar Yılmaz
Рет қаралды 4 МЛН