30 Minutes of Tom Segura: Completely Normal

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Күн бұрын

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@bobbynicole10
@bobbynicole10 2 ай бұрын
#1 Japanese comedian
@MicheleMcAdoo
@MicheleMcAdoo 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂you saying Tom is big in Japan ??
@AppleMonster93
@AppleMonster93 2 ай бұрын
No, he's stated later content which Tom used, explaining that he often gets misinterpreted as Japanese because of his surname 👍🏼
@stephencovert2467
@stephencovert2467 2 ай бұрын
This comment is so under appreciated...
@xXxJSCOTTxXx
@xXxJSCOTTxXx Ай бұрын
SMiiiIIITTThhh??? SMiiiIIITTThhh!!! 🇯🇵 🍣🌏🚄🌊😉
@johnhurtme
@johnhurtme Ай бұрын
​@@MicheleMcAdooHis grandfather or great grandfather was Japanese
@philmcglen6194
@philmcglen6194 2 ай бұрын
I'd much rather comedians get rich, than some insta model or trash youtube streamer. Tom buying Bert that tea cup was the funniest thing I've seen someone with money do! 😂😂
@ADetailedHouse
@ADetailedHouse 12 күн бұрын
Agreed!
@ZackeryGee
@ZackeryGee 3 ай бұрын
2 people asked for a lawyer... cops were like FUCK!!!
@user-wi8nc9wo3x
@user-wi8nc9wo3x 2 ай бұрын
That's my favorite part. Especially when they get so mad they have to make a comment, like "that says a lot". They try to act like it doesn't bother them. But it does. And it's extra good when they traveled far for that. Of course, I'm sure they're getting OT for that trip so there's that.
@creativechau
@creativechau Ай бұрын
This is not only Tom's best special but one of the best ever
@bryanergau6682
@bryanergau6682 Ай бұрын
Check out Big Jay Oakerson - Webster Hall
@curtismcdonald6838
@curtismcdonald6838 Ай бұрын
That dude is right about Oakerson @ Webster Hall. Funny stuff, but this special, though good, isn’t really all that great. Almost the entire special is Tom talking about TV shows he watches. You or I could do that….just stand up on stage and comment on what we saw as we flipped channels the night before. The First 48, Steven Segal, Scared Straight. You gotta admit, writing jokes about TV shows is low-hanging fruit and Tom spent a large amount of time doing just that in this special. Still, I do enjoy watching The People’s Mayor every now and again to remind myself that he really is funny.
@Gothmaugh
@Gothmaugh 2 ай бұрын
Screw haters Tom is a beast. So many dumbasses clicked on this video just to hate. Ima stick around and laugh 🤙
@JohnQuickWick
@JohnQuickWick 2 ай бұрын
I clicked to remember the better days when he wasn't a rich pompous fitness instructor.
@waynemyers2469
@waynemyers2469 2 ай бұрын
Hey, man, you got us all wrong, man, I didn't click on this video just to hate, I ALREADY thought he was an uninspired, crass opportunist who has profited by appealing to the lowest common denominator and acting as the "canary-in-the-coal-mine" alerting us to the impending death of comedy...that's all, man. (Incidentally, I don't hear you laughing...easier said than done, huh?)
@kellycarroll2281
@kellycarroll2281 Ай бұрын
Right if ya hate it, real simple, Don fuc@ing watch it. Problem a solved!
@SetiSupreme
@SetiSupreme Ай бұрын
​@@JohnQuickWickWhat the hell!? He's always been awesome. Don't know where this hate is coming. Him being a bit of a dick sometimes just adds to his charisma.
@SINQUEFIELD83
@SINQUEFIELD83 Ай бұрын
Yeah it's not weird at all that you are watching Tom Segura clips and telling fans why you hate him. Completely normal​@@waynemyers2469
@briankeller9848
@briankeller9848 Ай бұрын
That is what smoking rocks is like 😂
@EvilQueen-mf2gt
@EvilQueen-mf2gt Ай бұрын
So, I’m listening to this while grocery shopping and ppl are starting to stare because I bust out laughing every couple minutes 😂Lol 😂😂😂
@superroyd
@superroyd Ай бұрын
I love the old Tom specials!
@dabiff6587
@dabiff6587 Ай бұрын
fat tom was so much more fun
@vectorfox4782
@vectorfox4782 Ай бұрын
Tom Segura is the Peruvian version of Hannibal Buress. Random asf
@suvariboy
@suvariboy 16 күн бұрын
I just heard of Tom yesterday. And I’ve been laughing my ass off ever since.
@chocolatekyppcookie
@chocolatekyppcookie Ай бұрын
To this day I quote Cricket too much at work. 😂
@mphillips5366
@mphillips5366 2 ай бұрын
Best part...."I mean yeah". Haha
@kevincarhart716
@kevincarhart716 2 ай бұрын
Yall hating so hard in the comments. Hes always been funny. Yall just jealous he went from fat to famous. Grow up
@jmh4ggg
@jmh4ggg Ай бұрын
It's wild to see that people actually think this is funny.
@Jay-xz6rw
@Jay-xz6rw 2 ай бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhh lawwwwwwd, I already have issues with hotel curtains because I know they are not cleaned as often. Now I have to think about them balls, hahahhaha😂😂😂😂
@jimmynovak7913
@jimmynovak7913 2 ай бұрын
If you only knew what I leave for ya. 😈
@Jay-xz6rw
@Jay-xz6rw 2 ай бұрын
@@jimmynovak7913 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eduardos7076
@eduardos7076 2 ай бұрын
​@@jimmynovak7913 That you Tom? 😂
@kalevala29
@kalevala29 2 ай бұрын
people go to hotels to engage in coprophilia.🤮
@bradnov89
@bradnov89 2 ай бұрын
So apparently Tom's uber driver was Keith Richards
@MicheleMcAdoo
@MicheleMcAdoo 2 ай бұрын
😅😅
@tywightman
@tywightman 2 ай бұрын
😢😢
@tywightman
@tywightman 2 ай бұрын
😢😢
@tywightman
@tywightman 2 ай бұрын
😢😢
@Diesel257
@Diesel257 Ай бұрын
That noise was the perfect description for the feeling of crack. 😮💨
@user-bo7nm8ek6e
@user-bo7nm8ek6e Ай бұрын
Owwwwwwwww weeeee
@leviorourke7498
@leviorourke7498 2 ай бұрын
I smoked rocks once for four years lmao. His interpretation is spot on. I’m dying. I remember a friend tryingjit, and he exhaled the first hit eyes lit up and said I found my nee favorite drug. No! No! No! Listen bro you just smoked cracked and praised that’s not a good sign
@michaelgordon1613
@michaelgordon1613 2 ай бұрын
A “friend” 😂
@CooperMarketingUnlimited
@CooperMarketingUnlimited 2 ай бұрын
Dude isn't wrong, though. That ish makes you feel like your brain is having an orgasm. 😂
@asdaasdad9284
@asdaasdad9284 2 ай бұрын
It seems like you were on crack while you were writing this comment
@roadlesstraveled34
@roadlesstraveled34 2 ай бұрын
I would LOVE to be one of those hoity toity people that could talk down my nose at you in a British accent but I do get it. About fetty, not hard, but I do get it.
@annaliese24
@annaliese24 2 ай бұрын
Why do people do this when they know they can get so addicted and sick and end up losing everything for their next hit, living in an alley barely able to stand up, covered in sores with no hope ? Seriously, I'm seriously asking. Does everyone think "oh that can't happen to me"??
@CasualMMAFan
@CasualMMAFan 8 күн бұрын
“I have everything…” cannot stop cracking up at that bit
@matthewgarner8728
@matthewgarner8728 2 ай бұрын
Great skit. Love to see him do a new standup. The blind date podcast is.funny.
@matthewcubbon1264
@matthewcubbon1264 2 ай бұрын
Lots of The First 48 was filmed in Tulsa, but the city realized how bad it was making the community look and revoked their permission to film with Tulsa Police Department
@acedealien8136
@acedealien8136 Ай бұрын
They gave a woman who murdered the guy she was seeing to rob him. Gave her 10 years despite witness, texts, video. Shit is a joke I want equal rights
@RevanXIII
@RevanXIII 2 ай бұрын
the non-retarded Bert Kreischer
@jenna7675
@jenna7675 2 ай бұрын
Tom is still funny. His most recent special is my favorite.
@nikkilamberti2215
@nikkilamberti2215 2 ай бұрын
Same! I almost pissed my pants 1st time I watched it 🤣🙌
@watchreport
@watchreport 8 күн бұрын
@@nikkilamberti2215I may have watched the latest special Sledgehammer more than this one. I love it! The whole thing with his mom and edibles had me crying.
@eight216
@eight216 7 күн бұрын
bro really out here rooting for killers to lie better smh
@ericachacon8337
@ericachacon8337 2 ай бұрын
Idk why, but "What about Jim? He wears a blazer," is fucking gold! 🤣🤣🤣
@ktulu92ponce14
@ktulu92ponce14 19 күн бұрын
Jim too..😂
@vitorarthuso7327
@vitorarthuso7327 10 күн бұрын
❤ what would i do without comedy thanks 🙏
@rolandocommando
@rolandocommando 2 ай бұрын
He will always be funny!!!
@deborahbrown6029
@deborahbrown6029 Ай бұрын
I just love your comedy thumbs up
@mrlahey7945
@mrlahey7945 17 сағат бұрын
Tommy boiiii 😂
@georgebooth2005
@georgebooth2005 2 ай бұрын
First time watching Tom... I think he's Hilarious and I rarely think very many people sre... Way to go Tom! 👍👍❤️🤣 george 😎🤿🦈🦑🇺🇸 TEXAS
@DanMattsson
@DanMattsson 2 ай бұрын
People in the comments are weird. Tom is the funniest guy - period.
@waynemyers2469
@waynemyers2469 2 ай бұрын
Dude, YOU'RE in the comments!
@DanMattsson
@DanMattsson 2 ай бұрын
@@waynemyers2469 Yeah, I'm weird too
@waynemyers2469
@waynemyers2469 2 ай бұрын
@@DanMattsson (Just between you and me, I'm weird too.)
@MikesOrganicVideos
@MikesOrganicVideos 29 күн бұрын
That bit with Chris Singleton was pretty funny. I was wondering if we were going to see John Stamos at the end of the song. Well played.
@twentyfifthdui4717
@twentyfifthdui4717 2 күн бұрын
My favorite Tom Segura is young fat Tom Segura.
@22crazynight
@22crazynight 16 күн бұрын
I feel like it was Tom who made people think Steven Seagal is crazy... He is, but I think Tom Segura made people aware of that.
@twentyfifthdui4717
@twentyfifthdui4717 2 күн бұрын
Joe Rogan clued me in like 20 years ago in the commentary to Newradio.
@pedromiguelmunozgarc
@pedromiguelmunozgarc Күн бұрын
34 years in this video....
@kl9552
@kl9552 2 ай бұрын
This look of Tom, is my type.
@johns3650
@johns3650 2 ай бұрын
Good stuff though 😂😂😂😂
@christopherbic7688
@christopherbic7688 2 ай бұрын
Funny
@stevelowe2315
@stevelowe2315 2 ай бұрын
When i hear about crack cocaine i think of leonardo dicaprio in wolves of Wallstreet when he hits da pipe for the first time.... woooooowwwww lions and tiger's and bears... BTW I effing love crack mwah xoxo
@UrbanAnalog
@UrbanAnalog 2 ай бұрын
So funny. I also shop for things I'll never afford and then I'm like..... naw... I want it in red. Lol
@loctee
@loctee 2 ай бұрын
The video of him trying to dunk a basketball is the funniest thing he’s ever done. Hilarious 😮
@MSG685
@MSG685 2 ай бұрын
It definitely changed his like dramatically for the better
@basedjj93
@basedjj93 2 ай бұрын
Idk that dancing video was hilarious 😂😂
@leonardrhodes1958
@leonardrhodes1958 2 ай бұрын
He got hurt doing that too.
@MrBweat
@MrBweat 7 күн бұрын
Sounds exactly like ryan sickler
@ogkev7825
@ogkev7825 Ай бұрын
This shows that Before he sold out he actually was legit funny
@jasminevazquezgaines7265
@jasminevazquezgaines7265 3 ай бұрын
That lawyer shit kills me on the first 48, why why why. Be educated about the law if u plan on braking it
@judyfrancis4515
@judyfrancis4515 2 ай бұрын
"breaking". You can't "brake" the law - just your car.
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 2 ай бұрын
...why,* why,* why?*
@user-gm4mp6cn9o
@user-gm4mp6cn9o 2 ай бұрын
​@@einundsiebenziger5488that's incorrect actually 😂 it's like an idiom. you don't have to grammatically correct slang or sayings.
@user-hx8mc5uo1r
@user-hx8mc5uo1r Ай бұрын
Be educated on words if you plan on spelling them 😂
@user-gm4mp6cn9o
@user-gm4mp6cn9o Ай бұрын
@@user-hx8mc5uo1r this is just semantics. the point is still solid and this isn't a courtroom or classroom. if you think correct grammar at 2am from a phone on a random KZfaq video is important you should probably get your priorities in order. I'm sure you've NEVER misspelled a word or said the incorrect thing like 90 percent of American English speakers though right? 😂 the WORST kind of commenter is someone who adds nothing to an already nothing statement and just "corrects" the OP. get a life bruh. won't be returning to read or reply to you so have fun lol
@johns3650
@johns3650 2 ай бұрын
He was asking??? You!!!!! Options on traveling,,,friend 🤪
@okanomike4958
@okanomike4958 2 ай бұрын
Fat Tom is the best!!!!!
@user-tc5pl3zw3h
@user-tc5pl3zw3h 21 күн бұрын
When my daughter was a barrista at "Tenbucks", she explained to me that all the guys who work at all of those stores are gay. I accepted the premise, and then she said they all refer to a certain cold coffee drink as a "Fappuccino". I made the mistake of asking why. She reluctantly said, "It's not entirely whipped cream". Found out many months later she was making it all up.
@dienglish7777
@dienglish7777 2 ай бұрын
6:23 😅😂😅
@BigMacMrCripzakaRuben
@BigMacMrCripzakaRuben 2 ай бұрын
24:22 #ButterflyKisses
@mikebodman901
@mikebodman901 Ай бұрын
He’s still one of the funniest. If you gotta hate, you could always be a Karen at Walmart.
@gaulstonedog4633
@gaulstonedog4633 Ай бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂
@ZaphodBeeblebrox-sy8ey
@ZaphodBeeblebrox-sy8ey 2 ай бұрын
The bit about entitlement really hits differently these days.
@Rehd66
@Rehd66 2 ай бұрын
Why? Because you follow, do and say what the internet tells you, like a f*ckin zombie?
@kevincarhart716
@kevincarhart716 2 ай бұрын
​@@Rehd66weirdo echo chamber detected. Entitlement isnt cool. Shut up
@WarumWiesoWeshalb
@WarumWiesoWeshalb 2 ай бұрын
@@Rehd66jeah stupidity is taking over those dumb guys ^^
@user-gm4mp6cn9o
@user-gm4mp6cn9o 2 ай бұрын
​@@Rehd66tbf I actually thought he was referencing the part about not being able to afford things. then Tom got more money. that seems okay. but I forget that people spend their time hating on people they like or are more successful as a hobby and was like ah right damn thought we had a funny comment 😢 lol
@257796
@257796 7 күн бұрын
This Asian kid might have what it takes
@mroberts4847
@mroberts4847 14 күн бұрын
Please take a moment of silence for Bert
@chrisvinson789
@chrisvinson789 8 күн бұрын
What happened to burt
@lanceprzybyla7662
@lanceprzybyla7662 21 күн бұрын
First time seeing and knowing this dude..m😅😂👍🤣
@seasonedbeefs
@seasonedbeefs 11 күн бұрын
Look up YMH
@JayKinney
@JayKinney 24 күн бұрын
bikes!
@tylerdebo2467
@tylerdebo2467 Ай бұрын
HOLD MY POCKET!!!
@Staywoke2023
@Staywoke2023 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@910starlet
@910starlet 2 ай бұрын
Yup,she is good.
@0oChiLLeDKrOeTeo0
@0oChiLLeDKrOeTeo0 Ай бұрын
drug story are funny now ..dafug did u do Dave ^^
@user-kq7ri9zd7t
@user-kq7ri9zd7t Ай бұрын
Tom and Bill burr that's it 😊
@genore1993
@genore1993 2 ай бұрын
Only for the poors😊
@PandaLife-lp8kn
@PandaLife-lp8kn 2 ай бұрын
Fat is Funny.
@TrudeauNeedsToGo
@TrudeauNeedsToGo Ай бұрын
Fat tom is the best tom
@paypaul138
@paypaul138 Ай бұрын
😅😂😊🎉❤
@ColeWashbur
@ColeWashbur 2 ай бұрын
Just read the negative comments user names it’ll explain a lot. 🤦
@mrs333Alyssa333
@mrs333Alyssa333 2 ай бұрын
The amount of likes on the negative comments is what explains a lot. Tom was always a better comedian than a podcaster. Their entire podcast is just shock value? All they do is show disgusting clips, bring in guests, freak them out with the clips and that’s the show. Wtf is that. That’s not comedy or an even a decent podcast. I’ve been off the Tom train for a minute. Damn do I miss the old Tom and Cristina.
@CNote-un6ob
@CNote-un6ob 2 ай бұрын
thats not saying much..jus saying@@mrs333Alyssa333
@Uarehere
@Uarehere 6 күн бұрын
10 years ago.... comedy wasn't dead yet.
@user-bs3uq4fc2m
@user-bs3uq4fc2m Ай бұрын
TOM is the BOMB!!! He’s NOT Japanese
@BEEFSERPENT
@BEEFSERPENT Ай бұрын
shut up
@markmiller3586
@markmiller3586 2 ай бұрын
Ok I promise I won't do podcasts.
@xtamhor
@xtamhor 2 ай бұрын
Some people just never give up on their dreams..
@MicheleMcAdoo
@MicheleMcAdoo 2 ай бұрын
Yeah I just have NO IDEA how he is even making a living at comedy.... 🥺
@loveagainstgods5116
@loveagainstgods5116 Ай бұрын
Fat Tom was so funny
@user-jz9jp7mg4l
@user-jz9jp7mg4l Ай бұрын
¿Que te Panzo?😅
@erict1372
@erict1372 Ай бұрын
I was standing here and he killed that dude there”…….wow…. Who laughed? Fuq u… figuratively speaking-
@leviorourke7498
@leviorourke7498 2 ай бұрын
I got arrested by us Marshall’s and the one exciting the warrant was Dave metcalf the guitar player for lynard skynard and .38 special
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 2 ай бұрын
... by US* Marshals*
@MicheleMcAdoo
@MicheleMcAdoo 2 ай бұрын
​@@einundsiebenziger5488yeah I'm sure he meant to say executing not exciting... 🙄
@okeydokey9693
@okeydokey9693 2 ай бұрын
He became a U.S. marshall?
@user-gm4mp6cn9o
@user-gm4mp6cn9o 2 ай бұрын
​​@@einundsiebenziger5488it's phone autocorrect. really not that many people care man. think of the context. this is a random ass KZfaq comment on a comedy video. not a college essay. this person might not even speak English as native language. you're my least favorite type of commenter 😂
@borrago
@borrago 2 ай бұрын
​@@user-gm4mp6cn9oYou are equally useless.
@Hollywood2021
@Hollywood2021 Ай бұрын
If you saw Steven Segal in 2024...
@Flowshow88
@Flowshow88 2 ай бұрын
Imagine trying a food for the first that you find disgusting but instead of spitting it out you keep it in your mouth and walk around complaining about the bad taste in your mouth. Or just read th comments 😅
@CShivery
@CShivery Ай бұрын
TLDR Jodan Peterson defends Christianity by admitting that Christian Fundamentalism is BS, then rattles off half a dozen names of philosophical authors and novelists to make himself look smart.
@dannygreen592
@dannygreen592 Күн бұрын
A moment of silence for those who think ppl like Katt Williams are funny.
@jayray9186
@jayray9186 2 ай бұрын
I've been a criminal all my life. And that's the number one rule and any time you get questioned by a call lawyer. Weird, may I ask you another question you answer it with lawyer? They ask you another question. You say lawyer again and you keep saying lawyer until there's a lawyer in front of you defending you if not your a** is doing life
@MsLizziebeth1
@MsLizziebeth1 Ай бұрын
Whatt?? "by a call lawyer" ?? "Weird, may I ask you another question you answer it with lawyer?" -THAT'S NOT ENGLISH!!! 🤯 -And who r u TALKING TO??? ??? 😳😖
@nikolaibocherov8107
@nikolaibocherov8107 Ай бұрын
@@MsLizziebeth1he is a lifelong criminal, obviously his IQ is room temperature at best
@myflatlineconstruct
@myflatlineconstruct Ай бұрын
Is the verbage "call a lawyer" weird? Their's some grammar missing , but I still understand what the comment meant. Legit question of nuance I missed.
@MsLizziebeth1
@MsLizziebeth1 Ай бұрын
​@myflatlineconstruct - No, the dude's NOT saying that! He got the word order wrong from the way you quote him, or sorry, perhaps you got the worder oder wrong, or I got everything wrong 😅🙃🤣🤣. So still my question is: What is "[getting QUESTIONED BY A CALL-LAWYER]" mean???? Who/what's that???🤯🤯🤯 Also, what's "Weird"?🤯 Er, the rest of that sentence starting with "Weird" then goes on to apparently offer us readers the advice that if we're ever questioned by [a cop?], that such a suspect(?) should always answer all cop questions with a one-word answer: "Lawyer", as in, requesting one. I think I understood that. 😮‍💨🤕😮‍💨 But the question mark should've gone with "[M]ay I ask you a question?" (ask WHO, dammit?) because that really was a question. Then that bit might be followed by the STATEMENT, not a question: "- you (the suspect?) answer it with "Lawyer!". 😮‍💨 In England you'd answer cops with "No comment", which is just as good. Still....🤕😭😭 What's "getting questioned by a call-lawyer" ?? Perhaps the dude meant a COURT lawyer ?! 🤯🤯😭😭 [...TORTURE! ]
@myflatlineconstruct
@myflatlineconstruct Ай бұрын
@@MsLizziebeth1 ?? Me? I think you were intending this for someone else
@Hemingway308
@Hemingway308 Ай бұрын
I dono no dookie shoes.
@tahjiawilliams8038
@tahjiawilliams8038 Ай бұрын
The diarrhea joke is always my favorite cuz before i heard it i had the same experience wit my bf. It sounded like something was medically wrong for like a week straight. & he came out the bathroom lookin normal. & im like baby thats not normal. He's like, "i mean it is for me".😂😂😂😂
@TheYoungWolfI
@TheYoungWolfI 29 күн бұрын
I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too. 'nother comedian said that once or twice
@seasonedbeefs
@seasonedbeefs 11 күн бұрын
Mitch hedgeberg
@james-dz5sq
@james-dz5sq 5 күн бұрын
If you’re shitting like that it means you’re drinking fluids too much. Eat more and it’ll stop.
@Propaproduct
@Propaproduct 24 күн бұрын
he goes, then i go, then he says, so i say, then i say! week comedean.
@clokwize5311
@clokwize5311 17 күн бұрын
Exactly. So boring.
@deannfrey3469
@deannfrey3469 18 күн бұрын
This was hilarious. I have a strong dislike for Steven Seagal, so this was awesome.
@nicholasjames8576
@nicholasjames8576 2 ай бұрын
Ya let him just stay broke so you guys can laugh once in awhile at the same time not going to his shows you just want to watch shit for free 🤦 Tom is still very funny and healthier and richer stop hating idiots
@twentyfifthdui4717
@twentyfifthdui4717 2 күн бұрын
Yt sucks. I just left a comment mentioning Joe Rogan then Yt gives me an ad with fake AI Joe Rogan's voice telling me to buy some stupid junk.
@BEEFSERPENT
@BEEFSERPENT Ай бұрын
most weed smells like shit when it's being smoked
@grantmackinnon6449
@grantmackinnon6449 Ай бұрын
When Tom was funny and not bragging about his money
@davidtharp2125
@davidtharp2125 Ай бұрын
He does that? I don’t think I could take that seriously. I’d probably still laugh…
@roadtosomewhere140
@roadtosomewhere140 Ай бұрын
Sounds like you're just upset you don't have money. Chill out
@MrBaklava
@MrBaklava 10 күн бұрын
Cry about it brokie😢
@james-dz5sq
@james-dz5sq 5 күн бұрын
Tell us your poor and jealous with less words
@justme-yw5fj
@justme-yw5fj 2 ай бұрын
Larry kevin chip david thier girls director and just found out the bald guy director really is part shaen part wade part me part jerry part every reflection picture ego name thought belief soul spirit idea gut feeling of the essence of who we are teer 3 10:42 🎉
@Kx0195
@Kx0195 Ай бұрын
My lord I hope he never gets fat again. I forgot how much pain my retinas had to endure during that time.
@MarshOnWalkOff
@MarshOnWalkOff 15 күн бұрын
Dookie shoes
@JamesBond-xx1lv
@JamesBond-xx1lv 3 ай бұрын
Im 27 and when people call me sir i think its condescending af. Like, bro you're old enough to be my dad chill tf out... lol
@JamesBond-xx1lv
@JamesBond-xx1lv 2 ай бұрын
@@user-wi8nc9wo3x what's the next step? Your Highness? My Lord? Knight?
@cindyd2963
@cindyd2963 2 ай бұрын
That's a shame because it is meant to be respectful.
@camashaftsjourney4072
@camashaftsjourney4072 2 ай бұрын
I’m in mid 20s and I call dudes younger than me sir all the time? 😂 “yes sir” just sounds natural and respectful
@Soupy_loopy
@Soupy_loopy 2 ай бұрын
Unbelievable, it's like you don't know the definition of sir or condescending. Young people these days will get offended about anything and everything.
@DB-dw5gz
@DB-dw5gz 2 ай бұрын
💤
@yoeyzee
@yoeyzee 2 ай бұрын
Not a big fan of Tom, but I always thought fat Tom was a bit funnier than bald Tom.
@MicheleMcAdoo
@MicheleMcAdoo 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@willb.danger6573
@willb.danger6573 Ай бұрын
Truth
@Mazarxxx
@Mazarxxx 2 ай бұрын
2 dollars for something in Starbucks .... In Denmark you can't even use the toilet for that money. 20 dollers almost get you a normal black Coffee.
@lynnehuff7059
@lynnehuff7059 2 ай бұрын
Really? Wow I thought they were expensive here in the US.
@nicholasagnew2792
@nicholasagnew2792 2 ай бұрын
I'm 34, thank God I don't look like him
@sean5409
@sean5409 2 ай бұрын
That was ten years ago. He actually looks way worse these days but he did lose weight. I'd say ma bro looking like 62 or thereabouts. He's still not funny too😞
@happzy
@happzy 2 ай бұрын
He always looked old tho.
@Lelenium
@Lelenium 7 күн бұрын
Sounds woke and jealous but okay because by the looks of how this dude is aging, he is not gonna get there anyway.
@augenbutter
@augenbutter 2 ай бұрын
Imo, Steven Seagal has a much more genuine personality than Tom describes. He's not hanging out with trolls who smear him and they don't like it.
@georgebooth2005
@georgebooth2005 2 ай бұрын
You gotta make fun of someone famous... I didn't take it seriously... 😯🤔🤣
@masterblaster21
@masterblaster21 2 ай бұрын
you mean that clueless putin lover? no thank you, its bad sport to make fun of disabled people
@curtismcdonald6838
@curtismcdonald6838 Ай бұрын
Ah memories….Tom, when he was funny.
@Gringostyli007
@Gringostyli007 Ай бұрын
Was?! Bro, he still funny!
@curtismcdonald6838
@curtismcdonald6838 Ай бұрын
@@Gringostyli007 Lately, he’s been less funny since he’s more focused on getting paid from his vodka while hanging out with Bert Kreischer, a guy who sucks the very idea of funny from any room he is in. Tom IS funny, yes. Very funny! But lately, he’s off his game. YMH isn’t releasing good content. One of the recent episodes of 2 Bears was Tom and Bert listing the male Hollywood stars they would sleep with. All things considered, that’s weird.
@StillNightingale
@StillNightingale Ай бұрын
Sounds like a bert problem. You know tom doesnt like him much either.​@@curtismcdonald6838
@xqxxy686
@xqxxy686 18 сағат бұрын
I can't stand Steve sigal. I love in Louisiana and its a good thing I've never been pulled over by him. Hes the only cop id cuss out for being such a terrible actor and for ruining what could possibly be good movies. idk because I can't stand to watch anything hes in.
@ramolozano2355
@ramolozano2355 2 ай бұрын
Not funny for a second I though it was the other bear 🐻
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