Had to split this video in half so it's not 35-40 minutes long You'll get the "Founding of Ben Shapiro's Grand Kingdom" soon after the next video :)

Owning the feudal lords with facts and logic

I think not commiting war crimes has become a war crime by this point.

You should play stellaris, you got loads of options for warcrimes: purging entire species, eating entire species, enslaving entire species, orbitally bombarding entire planets into oblivion, the options are limitless.

War crimes? Never seen them on this channel.

“Alright, let’s attack the Sea Raiders.” A mistake not one player has avoided.

**It’s almost harvesting season**

"We'll be, we'll be the snow Viet Cong." Soooo, the Finns then? *Winter War intensifies*

Bannerlord will never come, because every “bannerlord when” delays the release day

"Damn I love the slave trade now"- Valefisk 2018

"Looter DESTROYED by Ben Shapiro with FACTS and LOGIC"

YOU HAVE SELECTED THE BEST BANNER! >:D

Villages: exists French Ben shapiro: Its free real estate

Tip: Ctrl+space, speeds up the game 👍

valefisk a nobleman HA thats a bigger joke than this years youtube rewind

Using Swadians as skirmishers is the real warcrime

Ramun :i have the best prices for slaves Offers 50 denars for Sea Raiders Ransom Broker :hold my beer. I give you 110 for the Sea Raiders

After retiring from his musical career, Post Malone had a very successful run as a merchant in Sargoth

When your just working in the rice fields but then a guy walks up to you, gives you a gun, then tells you to go into a hole in the ground and if you see anyone else shoot them.

3:15 "bandit killed by Ben Shapiro" should have been "BEN SHAPIRO DESTROYS BANDIT WITH FACTS AND LOGIC"

Valefisk "Doesnt Know What Ben Shapiro Looks Like" Valefisk

"War crimes aren't war crimes if they haven't been invented yet"

I know this is late, but I got a Prager U. ad with Ben Shapiro right before this video started. Is fate trying to tell me that Ben Shapiro is indeed, or will in fact be, a war criminal?

"I will be the snow vietcong" Oh so Finland during WWII

0:00 TBH i like serfs myself. SMH, pesants are like the magicarb of the mideieval age

This has quickly become my favorite gaming channel, and I don't normally watch gaming videos (most of my activity is about music theory and current events). I love M&B and CoH! Military-action games are always awesome.

Lmao sells the sea raiders for 50 gold and gets mega excited XD

Holy shit I love this video. I can't believe you lost everything and actually recovered instead of just restarting the game like I did haha

I would happily watch a full playthrough of this from you. A full series of the mighty Ben Shapiro the brutal warlord? Please?

Vale "warcrime a day keeps rivals at bay" fisk strikes again!

I love the slave trade now -valefisk 2018

1:48 Am I the only one who just lifted his head 90 degrees from the phone and looked straight forward to the wild for a while....

6:53 Farmers from the village he just stole from: *Exist* Valefisk: KILL THEM ALL!

"Let every villain learn to fear the name Ben Shapiro"

I love how in the opening, you can see that Vale's following the main menu music with his mouse!

I just have to say, I don't often compliment any content creator, especially not in KZfaq, but you really earned it, Valefisk. You're straightforward. You cut to the interesting parts. You're funny and you've got a lot of wit which doesn't need any sort of music or over-the-top editing to enhance. Most of all, your voice is so cool and tolerable, and you're original. You're just being you. You are a yin and yang of awesome and chill. I can just sit here all day just watching you grind games and committing virtual war crimes. I'm glad I subscribed. Keep it up, man, you're the beast who helps lighten up my day even if you don't know it.

“Aw man I love the slave trade now!” -Valefisk 2018

"oooh! These guys are 50 gold each. Yes sell them all, nice." *tfw you learn ramun rips you off and sea raiders are at least 110 each to a regular ransom broker*

I don't know how, but vale's dry comedy makes me laugh like no other!

That was bloody brilliant, I had a huge smile plastered over my face the entire time I was watching, thanks for the quality content mate 😁

Play stellaris, please

I have to wake up early for holiday stuff tomorrow, but this video is hilarious and Im def watching the second one

how can u commit war crimes if war crimes dont exist yet??????

You are basically iSorrowProductions and RTGame combined and I love you because of that combination. Great content 10/10, would play fortunate son during siege again

NO. BRO YOU DIDN'T. YOU DIDN'T JUST PULL OUT WARBAND ON US.

I’m so glad I got recommended your channel

"Now I'm in debt." successful entrepreneur gang ouh

Got an ad of a song where Joji was singing in it so i didnt even dared to skip it

I hope my grand children will be around to enjoy mount and blade 2

>using peasants to fight Vaegir calvary >Not spamming "infantry hear me! Stand closer!"

To be fair, the main force including nobles running right past the village you just took into the nearest defensible stronghold makes actual strategic sense, regardless of whether they care about the plight of their serfs or not. But it still is pretty hilarious to watch.

Vale "peasant lives don't count" fisk strikes again

Congrats on 100k my dude

Vale "The Guillotine" Fisk is back at it again

You should always join the Swollians. The butter reigns supreme!!!

"Who needs any money"-Schen Bapiro

You made the guy from Pocahontas this is magical

Congrats on 100k!

This feels exactly how every time i try to play ends up i love you

The first joke about russian conscripts is as new as it should be.

"Ok folks? Punji sticks don't care about your feelings"

They cant be war crimes if theres no survivors left to complain.

Part of me still dies inside when you willfully sell the sea raiders to Ramun. So many wasted denars... ;-;

Congrats on 100K!!!!

Congratulations on 100k!

i just found this channel because of your battle for middle earth videos and i already love it

Your Ben Shapiro looks like what Ron Perlman would look like if he Dragonball fusioned with a monk.

My favourite war crimes youtuber

Totally normal, family-friendly video

I would love to see you play Rising Storm 2, you'd have endless fuel for more Viet Cong jokes

the great adventurer is my butterfree in pokemon let's go. of course valefisk made him he's a walking chlorine bomb.

It hurt to see him not make those swadians cavalry

'Lets attack the sea raiders' oh no

you: lets do the fish me: but i thought koifish already did the fish?

Gotta love that camera freak when you hit hahaha

You should Pick places to destroy randomly by clicking in View notes and then so the Same Thing you did with the starting realm you Chose

I'm so happy you played this

The sequel is almost finally released rn

Gotta mod the game so that all money shows up as Birch Gold

Listen 'ere old man how many times must we tell you to stop them war crimes!

i subscribed the second he named it ben shapiro fkjas

The Vietcong did nothing wrong, change my mind

Gotta make Vlad the Impaler look like a saint.

Fun fact about the VC, after the Tet offensive they lost almost everyone, to the point that most “VC” units near the end of US involvement were just actual NVA troops quickly funneled in to give the appearance of actually having sufficient numbers. You could unironically get conscript soldiers after this and still technically fit the MO. But yea, actual VC got fuckin merked, so you aren’t completely divorced from reality with this, especially after battle 9:30 ish

Vale...you can't be a war criminal if everybody is a war criminal

"Oh hell yeah this guys sell 50 pieces each!" Sea Raiders!

War Crimes is a common thing in the medieval era.

Happy 100K!

leaving us on a cliffhanger is considered a war crime! lucky it's your *cough* first *cough* offence

The peasants = Russian conscripts joke aged amazingly

you need to do more mount and blade this is great!

My lord the peasant are revolting! You said it they stink on ice

10:43 Sounds about right. They captured you for perfectly valid reasons, but vengeance is the only option now...

Remember, no peasant

Congratulations you have reached 100k

That's what I'm calling a good MB Warband video :)

>anxious mouse moving intensifies

Yesss a new valefisk Video : D

before I knew how to raid villages it took me like 3 hours to get what I got out of one

For it to work you need superior numbers and to select your battles carefully.