Ho Chi Minh and the Vietcong take China in Total War: Three Kingdoms

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5 жыл бұрын

"the peasants are fine if they starve, right?"
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@Valefisk 5 жыл бұрын

Vale: I'm a Master Tactician Also Vale: FULL FRONTAL CHARGE LETS GO

@bounceybear4215 5 жыл бұрын

I was gonna make that damn joke

@miasmi4422 5 жыл бұрын

Didn't even hide in the trees smh

@megakedar 5 жыл бұрын

The yellow turbans' Gong Du literally has a unique building tree called Guerilla warfare. In fact they all have a pretty communist vibe.

@jchisu31 5 жыл бұрын

Love the new video. Looking forward to Communist 2: Eclectic Boogalo

@miasmi4422 5 жыл бұрын

@@megakedar Time to do a "Red Turban" play through now

@tvboxmimic7887 5 жыл бұрын

You can’t violate the Geneva Convection if it hasn’t been held yet.

@thevoidlookspretty7079 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think Geneva has even been founded yet.

@mexicoball2529 5 жыл бұрын

SunTzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. *Buys all of China with rice* SunTzu: Im proud.

@lunag.1521 4 жыл бұрын

@nour nabil everything...

@bokybok3558 4 жыл бұрын

Rimmy reference?

@arturoquirantesros4865 5 жыл бұрын

3:18 "This will be the Vietcong stronghold" Well, that's Taiyuan which you will remember from HOI4 as it was the main PRC stronghold during the 1930s, so.. not that far off?

@inouelenhatduy 4 жыл бұрын

lol he should pick jiaozhi(giao chau in Vietnamese , they are in the region most far south of the map in game that include region from north Vietnam to part of guang xi ) ( the southern most province of ancient china aka northern Vietnam and the core of Vietnamese cultural / people )

@MrDeath2iPod 5 жыл бұрын

Claims to be the Viet Cong, yells Semper Fi as battlecry. mAkEs SeNse

@KingDerpy13 3 жыл бұрын

Also cares about money, despite being "Communist", meaning money means jack shit.

@joshuamarvin7400 3 жыл бұрын

@@KingDerpy13 Eh, Vietnamese 'Communism' is more along the lines of 'Government gets all of the real money, the people get to use Disney Bucks.'

@iSorrowproductions 5 жыл бұрын

Now get on modern warfare 2

@Valefisk 5 жыл бұрын

okay chief

@thomasgray4188 5 жыл бұрын

Stop impersonating ISP faker

@thatundeadlegacy2985 5 жыл бұрын

when are you going to do that fascist revolution 1m?

@yeetman1243 5 жыл бұрын

@Saäf he's real

@yoavmend1909 5 жыл бұрын

@@yeetman1243 no he isnt i sorrow is a fake and a copy of isp

@quasar647 5 жыл бұрын

Remember Vale when in doubt about food rice is always the answer

@Solll0 5 жыл бұрын

Plays as the bandits when there is a literal peasant uprising, absolute mad lad.

@minhnguyenquang7220 5 жыл бұрын

Funny enough the Jiaozhi region of this era is now Northern Vietnam, so you could've picked Wu for the true authentic experience lol.

@PaxIesus 5 жыл бұрын

No one. Absolutely no one. Valefisk: I love it when we're starving.

@floppydisksareop 5 жыл бұрын

And does he also *love* democracy? Almost as much as Sheev?

@michaelbouvier550 5 жыл бұрын

>Plays as Ho Chi Minh >9:00 "Take 'em down, Semper Fi!"

@kajvajkaji6642 5 жыл бұрын

Noone: AI: "WE WILL FIGH IN THE FIELDS AND IN THE FIELDS!"

@KassandraIsWife 5 жыл бұрын

I speak for the Chinese and the Chinese now speak Vietnamese

@flavivsaetivs5738 5 жыл бұрын

So Chinese are now trees?

@longyu9336 3 жыл бұрын

@@flavivsaetivs5738 Me growing leafes right now

@flavivsaetivs5738 3 жыл бұрын

@@longyu9336 bruh

@nodreambeliever9319 5 жыл бұрын

This city shall be "New Saigon!" And in a few centuries this naming will make since.

@tramachi7027 5 жыл бұрын

"Its not my job to supply food" Vale 2020 running for President

@AnonYmous-dh2zt 5 жыл бұрын

6:30 Vale: I imagined a fishing port's as five huts Me: You haven't seen France or Britain have you

@Mwraf 5 жыл бұрын

When you have Ho Chi Minh and the Vietcong together. Valefisk: It’s free real estate! Edit: Thanks for the love, mate!

@justjack1658 5 жыл бұрын

It's our real estate

@anubisd613 5 жыл бұрын

ahhh a genius general and a 10/10 video Keep Going

@iceweaver9283 5 жыл бұрын

"Exterminated is one of my favourite words" Valefisk would make a good Dalek.

@chazyboy1823 5 жыл бұрын

"If I don't understand which way a clock turns, which I still think I'm right about...." Nice Monopoly video reference Vale!

@Valefisk 5 жыл бұрын

alright here me out right, when the hand of a clock is hitting noon, which way does the hand turn? IT TURNS RIGHT

@chazyboy1823 5 жыл бұрын

@@Valefisk But are you sure though?

@user-nj3vu1jd5r 5 жыл бұрын

White walkers: thanks goodness that they didn’t use that big castle. Vale: thank goodness they didn’t use that big castle.

@personwithaname271 5 жыл бұрын

2:59 "oh no, we lost one guy" Joseph Stalin: "one death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." Maybe not actually Joseph Stalin, but same point

@recruit101 5 жыл бұрын

Valefisk:Damn if we had brought our ak 47's this would be so much easier My mind:Hundreds of rice farmers mowing down thousands of elite troops with little to no effort It's at 4:43 if anyone is interested

@napalmstickstokids5619 5 жыл бұрын

napalm is cheating i think

@benlex5672 5 жыл бұрын

When you took Taiyuan, the largest city in the northeast of China during the period, and call it a fishing port...

@Ajc-ni3xn 4 жыл бұрын

“I dunno why the enemy wants to come out into the fields” Dude. It’s China, what did you expect?

@nguyenhongquang6397 5 жыл бұрын

The historical accuracy of the Vietcong's initial situation is unparalleled but that would be the Viet Bac Stronghold.

@BaronBlackMusic 5 жыл бұрын

4:00 Wouldn't it be 'Old Saigon' tho

@chainsaw5302 5 жыл бұрын

Or just Saigon?

@zetroll0372 5 жыл бұрын

15:38 I can just imagine the "to be continued" jojo meme here

@ZephyrTM101 5 жыл бұрын

The peasants starving is what caused this mess in the first place Vale, you're gunna end up like the Han Dynasty like this.....

@dennispashin4393 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, in China, they ban any reference to time travel.

@NinjahawkGaming 5 жыл бұрын

"i am the emperor of china" -valefisk (although there are like 10 emperors still alive)

@gyn2-392 5 жыл бұрын

As a Vietnamese by blood, I can definitely say that this video stayed true to the stories my ancestors passed down

@xensan76 5 жыл бұрын

Not enough reeducation camps. Downvoted for historical inaccuracy.

@tarballt2739 5 жыл бұрын

Game: is about ancient china Valefisk: D I D Y O U M E A N T H E V I E T C O N G ?

@Fuerto203 5 жыл бұрын

Play as Lenin (Huang Shao) and tear down the burgouise!

@lazysunside 5 жыл бұрын

Fuerto203 i just elected a peasant last night as huangshao. The peasant name is Stalin but my food production jumps 50%

@joshanatornx Жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry for any pronunciations I attempt in this video." said Vale, pronouncing pronunciation wrong.

@BokuWaMoekai 5 жыл бұрын

15:38 When you’re scouting and the tree lines move and scream “Tấn công!”

@Griff00 5 жыл бұрын

minh was north vietnam the vc was a different group in south vietnam reeeeee

@Abby_Liu 5 жыл бұрын

that's the joak

@DensetsuVII 5 жыл бұрын

So I've heard tell that on normal difficulty the old general trick et al work as usual, but on the higher difficulties AI changes. And considering what this channel is, I think we all know what video must be coming next. HUANG SHAO VERY HARD LETS GOOOOO??

@longyu9336 3 жыл бұрын

He should play yellow turbans as -He Yi- Lmao Zedong. They even have communal farms and shared workshops.

@ATDCanada 5 жыл бұрын

You need to add Chinese subtitles to this video and get it trendy on the Chinese social media websites. I am sure you will be loved by every single Chinese person from Taiyuan to Taipei.

@Dordracnor 5 жыл бұрын

3:06 if you'll notice the one guy he lost wasn't even to the enemy, he most likely tripped and since everyone was running was promptly trampled on

@damienubalde3934 5 жыл бұрын

Valefisk be like “Only the top can eat and I will teach them the word comrade as well.”

@goldenfiberwheat238 5 жыл бұрын

14:58 “oh? You’re approaching me?”

@josephrichardson2528 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly play more this was definetly my favorite video on this game

@TranquillShot 5 жыл бұрын

Just seeing the title made me think of 1000 different possible Warcrimes. I don't know how to feel about that.

@sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 5 жыл бұрын

Rimmy the Australian has already beaten the game with nothing but food

@devilhunterred 4 жыл бұрын

Capturing the Emperor is like only the first 20% of the game, if that.

@jonlandon4374 3 жыл бұрын

Never mess with the trees or they will start speaking

@Kiwoeoe 5 жыл бұрын

3:07 The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic

@ish5571 5 жыл бұрын

Cant break the geneva convention if it hasnt been made yet

@DiamondCalibre 5 жыл бұрын

days since last communism food joke: 0 sir please this is an arby's

@boscochou9710 4 жыл бұрын

@16:49 This is like Saigon in '75 all over again !

@arkyaghosh5578 5 жыл бұрын

dad come back , steve is starving

@TheSeaBaer 5 жыл бұрын

Very nice Vale

@krayne-ddg-pmc 5 жыл бұрын

Son if the peasants complain just jab bamboo needles under their fingernails it's that easy - Vales dad probably

@hochiminh557 5 жыл бұрын

I am proud of your conquest

@fritzorino 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I didnt even know the game could "suggest to lower the difficulty". Good one mate.

@NoobLord98 5 жыл бұрын

Well, you can't expect a whale to be competent at gaming now, can you?

@Joe-po9xn 5 жыл бұрын

"Soon that throat of yours will be mine as well!" O_o

@Blakrex 4 жыл бұрын

MOAR!

@Ocelopillitl 4 жыл бұрын

This guy just recreated the first arc of Kingdom lol

@Xero8644 5 жыл бұрын

Vale just become Emperor and then you can play as Dong the greater and start with the emperor and can start the revolution from the start

@Auso572 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, you captured the emperor. Until that enemy army catches up next turn and wipes out your faction.

@owen4108 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being that one guy who died in the first battle.

@connorgrant5908 5 жыл бұрын

Vale you should continue the campaign and conquer all of China

@onatyungul872 5 жыл бұрын

Valefisk: Takes Emperor and capital in a meme game Rest of the Total War players:::::::: Okay wtf????

@acaxie8494 5 жыл бұрын

You should've conquered them with rice trades

@justcast1429 5 жыл бұрын

You can’t violate the Geneva convention if it didn’t exist yet, outstanding move

@ethanos1637 5 жыл бұрын

I took only one look at the title and I remembered the Geneva convection

@evantaylor2938 5 жыл бұрын

He took the city but he could never hold it

@roadent217 4 жыл бұрын

>Fishing Village >5 huts >In China Vale, it's China. Multiply all population numbers by at least x100, if not x1000.

@jaronwilliamson551 5 жыл бұрын

Couldn't you just say mao he did guerilla warfare boi

@TDurden527 4 жыл бұрын

I love this faction 'cause I have a crush on the leader . . . but they have such penalties. I'll have to try this tactic, bum rushing, and see if I can get it to work:) Thanks!

@SgtKOnyx Жыл бұрын

Almost completely unrelatedly, America didn't lose the actual war with Vietnam. America pulled out due to lack of public support for the war, basically gave up.

@NotVeryRandomDude 5 жыл бұрын

Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouges takes Vietnam.

@phuct4980 5 жыл бұрын

ThatRandomDude The trees: are u sure about that? Thousand of troops appear: welcome to ur grave, ur mass graves

@user-tb5fs2sh2h 5 жыл бұрын

How about I throw my Burgers at you and call it Bombs?

@IceColdVan 5 жыл бұрын

*Hides in trees*

@izac112 5 жыл бұрын

it's the great Gandhi long con.

@reddoesthings6225 5 жыл бұрын

You are a good dalek

@CaptainSully101 5 жыл бұрын

15:38 Vietcong get Vietconged

@magdalenaschnitzer92 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Ricefields. Wait why are The trees Speaking Vietnamese?!

@solocanaanite4655 2 жыл бұрын

you can now actually play the viet cong with the new nanman expansion pack

@borzzoid5615 5 жыл бұрын

Ai is doin the game of thrones s8 defense tactics!

@gamerjeffery 5 жыл бұрын

it's pretty lit: ho chi minh sent his wife back in time and a power surge caused an explosion which was the cause of his heart failure

@Boeing-ER-yj8nn 3 жыл бұрын

did not know that you play as a vietnamese, thx for play on my country side:D

@mannysikario 5 жыл бұрын

Valefisk!!!! You NEED yo play *Ancestors: Legacy*

@DIEGhostfish 5 жыл бұрын

You had china on your side last time. Though maybe less directly.

@inertjohnjunk 4 жыл бұрын

Whoa... I've never seen the game recommend a lower difficulty before. I didn't even know it could do that...

@kingskei1 5 жыл бұрын

Well this is interesting! More meat for the grinder

@ThatFeelBr0 5 жыл бұрын

God dammit. I almost got rid of this game on my recommended feed and now you do this.

@alnorflorist5306 3 жыл бұрын

As a vietnamese, i am disappointed that you didnt just scream some vietnamese slurs.

@satorukuroshiro 5 жыл бұрын

I own Shogun 2. Good game, though I don't do any battles because I am terrible at military strategy, but when I do auto-resolve, I don't like it if the AI has at least 1% advantage over me, in which I make my general park his ass down in a defensive position and start recruiting a bunch more ashigaru because Oda is best.

@Ypog_UA 5 жыл бұрын

theyre in the trees oh shi

@walnzell9328 5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the faction that most closely resembles a communist society in this game is the Yellow Turbans... which you have to pay extra for.

@neo-jacobin6170 5 жыл бұрын

The trees are speaking Vietnamese, I see the flash backs.

@ignaerium487 5 жыл бұрын

I can sense the starvation from here

@kevinhixson1586 5 жыл бұрын

I was expecting the yellow turbans

@Solll0 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the rice fields.

@six2make4 5 жыл бұрын

Vietcong Scientist: Glorious Chairman Ho Chi Minh, we encountered a slight problem with the time travel. Ho Chi Minh: What? Vietcong Scientist: You will also be turned into a woman. Ho Chi Minh: Yes, but what is the problem?