Omg that's brilliant lol

Haha

That's brilliant. Sorry for your loss

Ahahaha!!! Gold!! 👍🤣

That's so amazing.. ❤

Passionate Picker I always do that 😂😂😂 and I try again until I actually get it in 😂😂😂

Victoria Parker - My ex husband would do this, leave his clothes on the floor near the laundry basket. I could never figure out why. Now I know 😂

Kinda expected that same line to come with the dish washer one ngl "Honey, why do you you always put the plates next to the dishwasher, not in the dish washer? They dont get washed if their just *next* to it!" "...well I'm throwing it in!"

Everyone who lives with someone who does this, ie, not put dirty clothes in the laundry basket should do one thing: JUST LEAVE IT THERE DON'T TOUCH IT DON'T WASH IT DON'T TIDY IT DON'T PUT IT WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE they will soon run out of clean clothes to wear and when they inquire as to where a particular item of clothing is... your response will be, "where did you leave it?" Motto of the story: If it isn't in the basket it doesn't get washed!

This is my boys...

Yes

Except spontaneity. She clearly meant the opposite.

That's one of the oldest stand-up writing tricks in the book mate. This guy's painting by numbers and everyone calls him a "genius"... Bizarre.

Austin Dyer well at least he makes people laugh

@@AD-kv9kj SO go do it yourself if it is so easy

It's called a call back. It's something most successful comics do

It's so cheap it's not even funny. I feel dirty when I use it, there's no skill. Its cheap but it works, like selling your soul to the devil.

I know!So annoying

honestly? it's never mentioned as to whether the milk left over is still good or just only good for making buttermilk biscuits. if the milk moves more like sludge than liquid, then i'd go with the bigger question of why he didn't just chuck it.

Are you his wife?

Chanie Feldman-Levin I live w one who opens new everything before the old one is finished.

My 19 year old son...

@Mister Physics I know what you're talking about, mate, been there. But I was actually referring to the wife bending over and then me groping her lovely butt.

@@jipke haha , YES,.. so relatable.. 🤣

I ended up asking my man to not grab my butt EVERY time I walked past him in the kitchen.

0:44

Yeah that is definitely a thing he said. Why you're quoting a video that everyone who would read your quote literally JUST watched, and why your comment has almost 900 "likes", I have no idea.

@@leptoon This is very common in the comments - people quote the bit that rang true with them the most/made them laugh the most etc. I guess it depends on what videos you're watching 🤔

It’s a weird thing to do but it doesn’t bother me it’s just strange

@@generalbaryonyx6850 I just put a timestamp and a laughter emoji..

LOL, ex would think it was funny to smack my arse while I bent over, and my fat arse would ripple up my back, tipping me over!

Yeah so even if you missed the whole middle part you can walk away still thinking he was funny 😂

That one episode with rachel in friends when she was home alone 😂😂

Shouldn't you be doing art

Jakub Gdaniec it’s the thought that counts lol

Magma Fang yeah but we listen to Michael McIntyre whilst doing art

@@hannahdiane8451 I love hearing you are doing art , art opens parts of the brain and can help with memory and cognitive movement. It's also been proven to help stress and anxiety. Take no notice of comments from others keep enjoying art . Michael is great he lives close to us in North London ☺️.

This is not a joke, this is real...but if you don't understand, it's a joke. The one came from Corsica the other came from Georgia, and the third came from Austria, and all three did the same, but they did the same for the same ... and We serve the same ... understand History ....

Yes I did mentioned further up. He certainly is a observer of people and action

Janelle Torres fucking hell, you need to sort out your priorities

@@billysinge8977 yoy have to honor the orhers' work.

@@billysinge8977 Oh, because you are the one to do the dishes and laundry?

Haha same xD 😆 I'm trying to not wake up the whole house but I can't stop laughing 🤣

That’s a pretty good sign. He doesn’t make me laugh that hard but he does make me laugh out loud which is pretty unusual for standup comedians

women do it as well, my own mother does this so you're just man hating

Less than a teaspoon of milk put back is just lazy, also an empty toilet roll.

So she won't know I finished it in one go; it will take a few days for her to realise and so it will look normal.

Lol 100% female right here and I am 100% guilty of this XD

My mum does that lol

Omg I relate

Long term doesn't have to mean same roof.

@@yjy5448 go back to the basement troll!😂😂

@@yjy5448 You're so unaware of yourself that yu can only project on other. I pity any women, girls who's ever been in your life.

@@yjy5448 FFS, you are a fool. Just an incel who has no appeal to women. Fuck off this thread.

spontaneous.😀

@@lucelu551 They were making a pun by playing on words

Karolina T Because women DO TOO MUCH FOR THEM!

My brother took the last hot pocket out of the freezer and left the box in there. In fact he did it not once but twice. Imagine wanting a certain food and you reach into an EMPTY box (twice) I found a coffee can in the pantry with no cofffe and a Dunkin’ Donuts empty coffee bag inside. I was like there no way my mon would do this this is my brother

4 years married 8 years together before hand. That's 12 years. Then at a show a year later its 13 years

Not really. The first clip it's just 4-5 years earlier. The clips are not from the same show

*Mrs McIntyre*

@@doms6741 It's not 8 + 4 years, out of the 8 years they have been together they have been married for 4.

This is a compilation of joke from different shows over the years. He obviously told one joke after 4 years, another after 8 and the other joke after 13 years....

*clears throat* "MiNiMuM"

Yes - Real men

I don’t agree re the milk. Like why on earth are you getting upset that there are two milks to choose from?? How could this possibly affect you?

@@Hankblue Depends. If they have the same expiry date, it's just a lazy thing to do but causes no real issues. However if you start using the second bottle and let the first one go off, that's is just plain stupidity.

@@Hankblueexpiry date- it has to be finished 3ish days after it’s opened

That’s lucky, you might not have remembered if you didn’t see this. ESSO sell flowers...

Awww...congrats. I hope you two continue to be very happy.

Happy Anniversary 😄

Get her pregnant before she runs away

Cuteeee

poor you

Yeah I mean he comes off as funny but I'd be infuriated with him too, wouldn't put up with that kinda ridiculousness. A human being needs to value their space (and their honesty) better than that regardless of who is around them. On the flip side, the whole "be spontaneous / argh why did you just do that" thing is also stupid, but I don't "get" the average woman myself, regardless of what genderbits I have downstairs.

@@tirsden Same, SAME! I think we are all brainwashed to behave in certain ways a d to hide our emotions on regular basis and we also expect from others to behave in a certain way... It's like a shared delusion spread to most of our society, and then when people don't act according to it, we're disappointed If we would speak our true feleings more often, if we would reflect more... 99% of people I know just seem too immature for that, no matter their age men are raised to treat their wives as new mom-servants and women are raised to think that's normal anf men're just like that and there is nothing to be done about it... imagine if we all preffered to break up a relationship than serve a man-child they'd have to toughen up and actually "be a man" and not just some child with added sexual drive?

My goodness what a bunch of losers in this comment section 😭🤣

😂😂😂

Hahaha I hear ya 😂😂