Donkey Kong's UNCLE??

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CONEY

CONEY

Жыл бұрын

Coney watches Carlito's video on Every Kong Ever, where Coney learns about the entirety of Donkey Kong's family tree and learns about mysterious aunts and uncles shown throughout the Donkey Kong universe. Did you know these other Kongs exist?
Check out the original video here:
• EVERY SINGLE KONG
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Пікірлер: 230
@CarlitoCFL
@CarlitoCFL Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the kind words man, again it means a lot! ❤️ Glad to be able to see a bunch of your viewers go through my Kong Kollege lecture, more are to come in the future!
@nothingburger69
@nothingburger69 Жыл бұрын
Ur video is legendary my guy
@imtherealfool3993
@imtherealfool3993 Жыл бұрын
Very good and funny video, definitely reminded me of AVGN a bit
@andrewww13
@andrewww13 Жыл бұрын
Actually such a funny video, gave you a sub
@BassMeisterable
@BassMeisterable Жыл бұрын
Mortal Kongbat
@zeytrax3308
@zeytrax3308 Жыл бұрын
Fucking legends, tho you forgot about the boss kongs from jungle beat 😢
@PogginGamer
@PogginGamer Жыл бұрын
I have the feeling that Coney is going on a major character arc where he is making sure his thumbnails ARE NOT CLICKBAIT
@Gazer01
@Gazer01 Жыл бұрын
Obama fish
@sporkyone
@sporkyone Жыл бұрын
Obama Fish
@jhandcockful
@jhandcockful Жыл бұрын
Obama Fish
@dankmemer4636
@dankmemer4636 Жыл бұрын
Obama Fish
@Conellu
@Conellu Жыл бұрын
Obama fish
@kongmunism
@kongmunism Жыл бұрын
finally, the kongtent we've been waiting for
@BromanderInChief
@BromanderInChief Жыл бұрын
The top kongtent creators are: 1. Coney And it’s not up for debate
@Cmanorange
@Cmanorange Жыл бұрын
he's been waiting years to make this comment
@jevorok3905
@jevorok3905 Жыл бұрын
And it's not a debate
@flint9064
@flint9064 Жыл бұрын
A family tree is really just a complex pyramid scheme
@BassMeisterable
@BassMeisterable Жыл бұрын
@@BromanderInChief Koney
@TEBArceus
@TEBArceus Жыл бұрын
If DK Jr. 2 is DK Jr.'s brother, then that would mean... HE COULD BE UNCLE KONG
@jakonfire
@jakonfire Жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@supercamborg4218
@supercamborg4218 Жыл бұрын
WAIT A SEC
@joegamergaming
@joegamergaming Жыл бұрын
The long lost father of Diddy!
@foursidekm
@foursidekm Жыл бұрын
Heck he could even be DKs father, right? I don't think it's ever been outright confirmed that Jr is his father
@foursidekm
@foursidekm Жыл бұрын
Heck he could even be DKs father, right? I don't think it's ever been outright confirmed that Jr is his father
@DesTr069
@DesTr069 Жыл бұрын
Developers: make funny birds out of half-peeled bananas Coney: is this a harbinger for the afterlife?
@tyrelllowery2074
@tyrelllowery2074 Жыл бұрын
Coney missed the perfect moment to call himself a Kongoisseur. Dammit Coney
@Degdreams
@Degdreams Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ...
@Mythol-OG
@Mythol-OG Жыл бұрын
OH, that's GOOD.
@andybilyak
@andybilyak Жыл бұрын
"i just won't pay my taxes; IRS Kong can't stop me!" CONEY has my cackling like gruntilda right now
@DaNintendude
@DaNintendude Жыл бұрын
"Cranky got too small" in the modern games, Cranky's head is about the same size as DK's. And his hands are around the same size as DK's as well. He's not as small as you think. He lost all his muscle, and got a bit shorter, but otherwise he's proportionally very similar to DK himself.
@NoLongerASimulacrum
@NoLongerASimulacrum Жыл бұрын
14:21 “and then there’s chunky-he’s dead”
@Rdotmop
@Rdotmop Жыл бұрын
He didn't mention King Kong, who due to appearing in Mario Is Missing seems to canonically exist in this universe
@memeguy2488
@memeguy2488 Жыл бұрын
He also forgot to mention the kongs in Jungle beat
@wlt3585
@wlt3585 Жыл бұрын
As someone who also had the III suffix I resonate with DK with our newfound connection
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 Жыл бұрын
unironically a little curious how often do you actually use/write/say the III part because aint gonna lie if i had it i’d say that shit all the time
@elijahpadilla5083
@elijahpadilla5083 Жыл бұрын
Now you need to go on an adventure with your nephew.
@ODISeth
@ODISeth Жыл бұрын
Coney I understand that you've been out of the job market for a while but every job I have ever applied to has required that I do a handstand. It's why Lanky Kong keeps getting all the video editing gigs I apply to. Cause he can handstand when he needs to, and I just can't.
@xandertreelimb
@xandertreelimb Жыл бұрын
Bro what did you do to lanky to make him take every single gig away from you, cause that guy must HATE you! You gotta learn to handstand-up for yourself and talk to him.
@ODISeth
@ODISeth Жыл бұрын
@@xandertreelimb he’s homophobic and I used to date Swanky
@xandertreelimb
@xandertreelimb Жыл бұрын
@@ODISeth Man I had no clue Lanky was like that. Hearing that makes me pretty Cranky Kong tbh.
@castform7
@castform7 Жыл бұрын
@@ODISeth Aw man, and I thought Lanky was a stand up gu- er oragutan. I mean look at his funny face.
@ButtonMasherReal
@ButtonMasherReal Жыл бұрын
@@castform7 Nah, Lanky's a styleless hack. Now, Chunky on the other hand? He's one hell of a guy!
@fr0stdr4ke95
@fr0stdr4ke95 Жыл бұрын
I forgot that it is canon to DK Lore that Tiny Kong basically has an eating disorder.
@loading....001
@loading....001 Жыл бұрын
"I may be bleeding, but at least Dr. baby mario gave me a lolli-pop" - some dude dying of blood loss in 2 hours in a random alleyway
@LuSiDious
@LuSiDious Жыл бұрын
16:19 "You never NEED to handstand" He spitting tho
@TheLegendaryDonutKing
@TheLegendaryDonutKing 21 күн бұрын
Lanky does
@FrostburnICS
@FrostburnICS Жыл бұрын
WOW coney! I never knew there were this many kongs! Thanks for telling us about EVERY SINGLE kong!
@chileshems88
@chileshems88 Жыл бұрын
"This guy sucks at Diddy Kong Racing." - Coney's chat.
@kc.8330
@kc.8330 Жыл бұрын
too be fair all of rare's "sexy lady" characters are pretty well designed and fleshed out despite their design in ways that both relate to it or not
@ODISeth
@ODISeth Жыл бұрын
Uncle Kong looks like he put out a hit on K. Rool
@joelnub9547
@joelnub9547 Жыл бұрын
Such rich, deep, kong based lore! I wonder if they are as strong as actual gorillas which i hear are 4-9 times stronger than the average human
@supercamborg4218
@supercamborg4218 Жыл бұрын
Well DK the third did once punch the moon out of orbit
@BassMeisterable
@BassMeisterable Жыл бұрын
Would a gorilla beat a bear in a fight
@phantomaigis2291
@phantomaigis2291 Жыл бұрын
Coney is definitely a Kong Artist ICANT
@Norrabal_anims
@Norrabal_anims Жыл бұрын
12:24 I am SOOO glad that he said that instead of what of could easily been, a dubious misunderstanding
@No-777ae86
@No-777ae86 11 ай бұрын
Chunky Kongs’s favorite movie is Karate Kong 3 13:38
@Xenonfuji
@Xenonfuji Жыл бұрын
The first Kong that comes to mind is Leo Luster. Baby he's where it's at.
@mikeberg6407
@mikeberg6407 Жыл бұрын
I have actually watched this one! His Conker one was pretty good too.
@AlexDown1
@AlexDown1 Жыл бұрын
No way he's reacting to the video I was just watching, Carlito made such a great video.
@andrewman19
@andrewman19 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE WATCH THE KOOPA ONE ON STREAM AND UPLOAD IT HERE!!! This video was amazing!
@febreeze4655
@febreeze4655 Жыл бұрын
coney should play DKC tropical freeze, truly one of the best platformers of the past decade
@Starluxe0
@Starluxe0 2 ай бұрын
Uncle Kong: -Only appears once -Gives the player tips like a boss -Never appears again -Refuses to elaborate
@Idranim
@Idranim Жыл бұрын
Perfect thumbnail and title hoping this vid pops off because coney deserves the best
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet Жыл бұрын
That banana bird has me wanting to blend chicken and banana just to see. Just to see.
@popanda3652
@popanda3652 Жыл бұрын
i legitimately loved the animated dk shows as a teen! if i ever find a dvd set of it im copping that so hard! can go on my shelf next to the sanford and sons dvd set
@plabcentral630
@plabcentral630 Жыл бұрын
20 years I’m and I haven’t needed to handstand yet.
@OmegaMuffin498
@OmegaMuffin498 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in PM one of Diddy Kong's win screens is him with the boombox.
@littykitty040
@littykitty040 8 ай бұрын
Salamanca Kong is the funniest video game character ever
@pipinghotanddisgusting
@pipinghotanddisgusting Жыл бұрын
This guy has some serious cybershell vibes
@anonymous7024
@anonymous7024 Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the Kongoisseur moments
@ajkcool
@ajkcool Жыл бұрын
One thing that's great about Carlito's video is that it's professionally unprofessional. He throws out a bunch of facts and then just goes off the rails for a sentence or two.
@P_Bd
@P_Bd Жыл бұрын
Uncle Kong looks like he came out of the Adams family
@sidsi4190
@sidsi4190 Жыл бұрын
Maybe the real friends were the kongs we met along the way
@tyrelllowery2074
@tyrelllowery2074 Жыл бұрын
Has this man never had orange chicken, or general Taos? Sweet/Savory chicken is bomb af. Coney what did you drink before this, and can we all have some?
@TheClassicnathan
@TheClassicnathan Жыл бұрын
I really hope Coney finds the time to react to the koopa family tree
@aidensimpson4427
@aidensimpson4427 Жыл бұрын
Happy Monkey Monday Coney!
@gechoman44iwantahippo
@gechoman44iwantahippo Жыл бұрын
14:11 so THAT’S how he died
@NoLongerASimulacrum
@NoLongerASimulacrum Жыл бұрын
Wait, what about the jungle beat bosses? Are they not “kinda kongs”?
@martingodoy817
@martingodoy817 Жыл бұрын
seems like a nice stream, surely there wasn't any Sam O'Nella derogatory slur that made Coney pivot Clueless
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 Жыл бұрын
was it the eel dick one
@elnicoelnicoelnico
@elnicoelnicoelnico Жыл бұрын
Finally, Koney Kong
@BassMeisterable
@BassMeisterable Жыл бұрын
The realest of the bunch
@zachplayzyt7412
@zachplayzyt7412 Ай бұрын
Donkey Kong Dixie Kong Diddy Kong Funky Kong Lanky Kong Chunky Kong Kiddy Kong Cranky Kong Eddie The Mean o'l Yeti Wringly Kong Tiny Kong Uncle Kong ____ Blockbuster Candy Kong Welp thats all the kongs i know
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
I love movies like that one
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
These shades are crazy!
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE CARTOON
@Palozon
@Palozon 7 ай бұрын
I always knew DK was real, thanks Coney
@toxic_shr00m
@toxic_shr00m Жыл бұрын
I remember this watching this movie like a week ago but sure I'll watch it again with my favorite content man commentating over it
@Hunted0LessShirt
@Hunted0LessShirt Жыл бұрын
For people who hadn't seen the movie already though, remember the rules! Click the link in the description and just let it play on mute :)
@moshimeshowu747
@moshimeshowu747 Жыл бұрын
This video was awesome XD
@ZRSBW
@ZRSBW Жыл бұрын
This thumbnail is excellent
@grantplunkett8410
@grantplunkett8410 Жыл бұрын
This was a VERY Good video lmfao
@AdderMoray
@AdderMoray Жыл бұрын
12 Kongs off the dome. Donkey, Diddy, Dixie, Kiddy, Tiny, Chunky, Lanky, Funky, Candy, Cranky, Wrinkly, and Swanky
@tomc3767
@tomc3767 Жыл бұрын
CONEY VIDEO HYPE
@tristancampbell4941
@tristancampbell4941 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Uncle Kong
@metaridley2911
@metaridley2911 Жыл бұрын
12:23 - Okay, so you know that meme with Antman and Thanos-
@totis8746
@totis8746 Жыл бұрын
Got a little late for donkey Kong december but i still apreciated
@willmakesfilms
@willmakesfilms Жыл бұрын
def wanna see the koopa video
@mushroomwings3236
@mushroomwings3236 Жыл бұрын
This is the kongtent I've always desired. VwV
@Seyren121
@Seyren121 Жыл бұрын
This is a good video
@modobo
@modobo Жыл бұрын
Cranky goes HARD in Tropical Freeze.
@ado-
@ado- Жыл бұрын
i stg i saw this video on my recommended and i thought for sure it was a coney video
@artemis-kinkyboikirby5539
@artemis-kinkyboikirby5539 Жыл бұрын
7: Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Cranky Cong (Coney), Lanky Kong, Funky Kong, Chunky Kong
@homerobenavides5156
@homerobenavides5156 Жыл бұрын
Salamonkey Kong and Salamuncle Kong were right there...
@theoffstage5812
@theoffstage5812 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE DONKEY KONG, HES AS OLD AS MY FAVORITE STREAMER!!!
@xtreone3426
@xtreone3426 Жыл бұрын
I know this wasn't seen live, but are we just gonna brush over the fact that there's a Donkey Kong Country Trading Card Game?
@reznoire
@reznoire Жыл бұрын
22:56 Coney's confused and talkin about the actual rabbids games huh
@serrano333
@serrano333 Жыл бұрын
eddie the yeti is my smash DK costume of choice...it's the best
@OreoBrawl
@OreoBrawl Жыл бұрын
I literally watched that weeks ago
@varunkrishnaswamy4252
@varunkrishnaswamy4252 Жыл бұрын
Ready for the koopa family video
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
DK64 fucking rules that game looks so good
@HolyJoely
@HolyJoely Жыл бұрын
ALL THE KONGS
@smallman9545
@smallman9545 Жыл бұрын
wait no way i just watched every kong
@emeraldgiss
@emeraldgiss Жыл бұрын
the second Mario and rabbits is a lot better it also gives us hope for another galaxy game that's not just more galaxy.
@Chaos_Vergil
@Chaos_Vergil 3 ай бұрын
We have all returned to M O N K E
@wolvadvanced
@wolvadvanced Жыл бұрын
Babe, wake up. Koopa Family Tree is uploaded
@5darkelves994
@5darkelves994 Жыл бұрын
At my school we have a very old setup with brawl and I FUCKING LOVE DK. So that is why i will always support DK posting
@SonicTheCutehog
@SonicTheCutehog Жыл бұрын
Bluster Kong Best Kong
@tobyfx6376
@tobyfx6376 Жыл бұрын
Honestly this was my favorite stream except the Roblox one 😂 I was dying laughing
@minime3132
@minime3132 Жыл бұрын
They’re funny
@babydk643
@babydk643 Жыл бұрын
How does he not know me in the intro 😢
@mushihimesamas
@mushihimesamas Жыл бұрын
Gotta ask, is that arcade behind you like...does it play more than 1 game or something or are you always switching them around for another one before streaming?
@Hunted0LessShirt
@Hunted0LessShirt Жыл бұрын
Most arcade machines people have at home (that I've seen) contain a huge list of games that you just select from the main menu, a lot like supercards for NDS. Maybe Coney also has a slideshow function or something but yeah, chances are it's a box with the lot.
@PIZZA69965
@PIZZA69965 Жыл бұрын
Rareware also made the dark queen from battletoads
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
Coney is back on his contrarian shit, only person I have seen online that didn't enjoy kingdom battle. I gotta admit it took me a while to complete but that game RULES! I have no clue why he'd hate it other than to generate a reaction.
@Zorua3
@Zorua3 Жыл бұрын
I disliked the game too. It felt very simple and bland. Definitely agree with Coney’s take, he says a lot of things for the sake of bait but I don’t think his M+R take is one of them.
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know diddy and dixie were a couple either, I thought they were just friends
@17jacoyne
@17jacoyne 2 ай бұрын
9yo me though FUNKY was dk's uncle....and that candy was his aunt
@cFrogjar
@cFrogjar Жыл бұрын
oh my god i didnt even realise the n64 gun kong is the same guy as funky jesus christ
@cruhmoment8410
@cruhmoment8410 Жыл бұрын
9:00 Al PaKong💀💀
@Xanek
@Xanek Жыл бұрын
There's a lot more Kong's than I thought wtf
@darklife5091
@darklife5091 Жыл бұрын
I hope he watches the "how many Super Mario games are there?" video.
@ArDonkYT
@ArDonkYT Жыл бұрын
8:30 i think thats diddy's father
@felipegodoy5342
@felipegodoy5342 Жыл бұрын
He missed the kongs you beat in DK Jungle Beat
@BassMeisterable
@BassMeisterable Жыл бұрын
If you're talking about like Sumo Kong and that they are near the end of the video I believe
@illford6921
@illford6921 Жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong the Third space 😭
@beanman8749
@beanman8749 Жыл бұрын
coney is going to retire to coney island just like donkey kong retired to donkey kong island
@jacobtruelove9326
@jacobtruelove9326 Жыл бұрын
The Kong Compendium
@JustAPrinnyDood
@JustAPrinnyDood Жыл бұрын
I hope Coney checks out "KONG- A Documentary" by Panoots
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