This Smash Tier List Almost Got Me Cancelled...
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2 жыл бұрынConey revisits one of his tweets he made a year ago and realized how true it became when he followed through with it and made a Super Smash Bros. teeth tier list. What does he mean by retractable? How come Samus has no mouth according to Coney? Does Coney know what Meta Knight looks like? Watch as Coney triggers an entire community getting him close to being cancelled.
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@CONEYZZ 2 жыл бұрын
I predicted this a year ago but didn’t expect it to happen 🥲 twitter.com/coney/status/1356352320582393858?s=21
@smac646 2 жыл бұрын
Duck Hunt is the dog(teeth accounted for), the duck(beak), and the human holding the NES Zapper from beyond the TV(TEETH UNACCOUNTED FOR).
@wooplaw1080 2 жыл бұрын
You really forgot that duck hunt summons Mexicans, and there’s like 3 of them so duck hunt is ss tier
@smac646 2 жыл бұрын
@@wooplaw1080 Please forgive me
@LS-td4yf 2 жыл бұрын
Game and watch should have his own tier: retractable + beak cause his final smash is an octopus
@Ridlay_ 2 жыл бұрын
You’re actually a Seer.
@fletch-a-sketch9250 2 жыл бұрын
I love the simultaneous logic of “Samus and Meta Knight have no mouth” and “Sheik absolutely has a mouth, dummy. She’s wearing a mask.”
@callanharvey6264 2 жыл бұрын
Coney is many things, but logical is not often one of them
@waifu27 2 жыл бұрын
@@callanharvey6264 all around though, i think he did a good job making this
@callanharvey6264 2 жыл бұрын
@@waifu27 oh yeah no disagreements there, I don't always agree with Coney but he's always entertaining so I couldn't really care less haha
@SDfighter1 2 жыл бұрын
I was trying not to yell at the screen
@wrenren2112 2 жыл бұрын
His logic bends to his will
@DemonGiraffe95 2 жыл бұрын
Coney during every other tier list: "I don't care about lore chat" Coney during a teeth tier list: "oh god Pit's an angel, when did he die" *anxiety intensifies
@tdfhjd 2 жыл бұрын
9:39
@mrgreenboy644 2 жыл бұрын
Which is even funnier since angels aren't dead humans
@illford6921 23 күн бұрын
@@mrgreenboy644in kid icarus?
@mrgreenboy644 23 күн бұрын
@@illford6921 it seems that kid Icarus portrays angels as a completely separate type of being from humans
@CopPuncher 2 жыл бұрын
That was probably the most defeated-sounding "Their problem now" I've heard from a Coney tier list video
@signiorshady 2 жыл бұрын
"I need to put human kids in boxes so I feel better" Coney, 2022
@DrSwazz Жыл бұрын
Ahhhh this is gold
@clintwaki6936 2 жыл бұрын
Corrin could fit in like 4 different tiers simultaneously. Her dragon form has no mouth, but she’s also human so she has the adult human set of teeth, but she also has side B which would add additional teeth to either the human teeth count or be standalone if you count her helmet as having no mouth.
@jackoconnor5073 2 жыл бұрын
neutral b fully charged has a ton of teeth too lol
@ilshail153 2 жыл бұрын
put them in retractable teeth tier and call it a day
@NoLongerASimulacrum 2 жыл бұрын
“She” I see you are _not_ a man of culture #MaleCorrinFTW
@HeroG9000 2 жыл бұрын
Aren’t they also like 18 to 22 ish
@illford6921 23 күн бұрын
@@NoLongerASimulacrumyeah because male corrin looks like he's part of the British royal family therefore he is bad, source: I am British
@MrSilverTime 2 жыл бұрын
next week: smash characters ranked by hair follicle count, highest level of education, cooking ability, the potential is endless.
@DoCaMakesArt 2 жыл бұрын
2:13 "this is on tumblr, this is somebody's OC" how DARE YOU disrespect Super Mario Broth like that when they put so much work into compiling ALL the obscure pieces of official art good video tho, nearly choked to death laughing at this
@fireballftw- 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm saying, mario broth is one of the best blogs on that entire site.
@DrSwazz Жыл бұрын
I get super cranky when I gotta get through the day without my fuckin mario broth
@waffleman8053 2 жыл бұрын
"How old was Pit when he died." I don't think that's how Angels work.
@giabbymarx7428 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair we don’t know how angels work
@scarfy3780 2 жыл бұрын
I mean Yes and No depending on which view
@plebianoverlord 2 жыл бұрын
yeeeah they were never people to begin with lol
@itsatrapitsalways 2 жыл бұрын
also, he isn't. hes a kid wearing magic wings
@mrgreenboy644 2 жыл бұрын
@@itsatrapitsalways pit isn't Icarus, that's just the name of the series
@wrenren2112 2 жыл бұрын
Coney should do a tier list based on their color swaps.
@OverZeelous 2 жыл бұрын
OOH That is DEFINITELY a content tier idea.
@plebianoverlord 2 жыл бұрын
maybe a venn diagram :)
@keenfrizzle 2 жыл бұрын
In which Coney is brought on the brink of madness over whether a character has a specific number of teeth Also: props to whoever did the captioning on the video, it's very good!
@Pikwii 9 ай бұрын
I usually don’t need subtitles, but you’re right these subtitles are amazing. Glad you pointed it out and gave credit to wherever did it
@crowmagnon 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought that we’d have a Schrödinger’s cat situation, but with Donkey Kongs teeth
@Oshawatt Жыл бұрын
He made a tier list that sparked discourse on genetics, theology, the government, what makes someone truly human, zoology, robotics, ethics, health, botany, and several other philosophical questions all so that we could know how many teeth smash characters have
@andrewmora453 2 жыл бұрын
9:40 it looks like Coney is mourning the loss of a loved one
@Starrlytts Жыл бұрын
the fact that this has so few likes makes me want to make alt accounts just to give it more. it's too perfect
@FYGUnkleUrple 2 жыл бұрын
This is most of your tier lists. And this is why we love this.
@Diamond_Aura 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that people could get heated and show exactly why several placings are absolutely wrong, before they realize this is a silly tier list about teeth, is honestly a very funny concept Like, I could break down every mis placement but it barely matters lol
@gabrielabrera9966 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the thumbnail of Coney making a TwitLonger about a Smash Bros teeth count tier list was real.
@acespades5540 2 жыл бұрын
I almost died from laughter over Min Min in the "No Teeth" tier
@NoLongerASimulacrum 2 жыл бұрын
It confuses me because she definitely does have teeth, it’s in one of her hit stun animations. Well, in this case at least she can slurp up ramen more smoothly
@muzuchama 2 жыл бұрын
@@NoLongerASimulacrum with what? her gums?
@DrSwazz Жыл бұрын
She can slurp up other stuff more smoothly as well
@wozaow Жыл бұрын
@@DrSwazz 🤨📸
@thanatosonpluto5098 2 жыл бұрын
Coney: *offended at military taking your wisdom teeth* Me: Must be nice, my insurance won't cover mine
@BasedMamaJames617 2 жыл бұрын
I think Coney got it right with the Inklings, they got pseudo teeth or fangs that are actually their beaks before they gained humanoid appearances through evolution.
@TheJudge7 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Coney internally combust over putting children’s game characters into a teeth tier list is the content I didn’t know I needed
@Ryan-zg4qs 2 жыл бұрын
the biggest plot twist in this story is banjo having a tooth necklace
@vapeshrimp5220 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like the anxiety you get when you’re overwhelmed on an acid trip
@andrewjohnson2519 2 жыл бұрын
When making extra tiers, Coney always says “I hate to do this but…” will he ever change? No. Will we ever want him to? No
@bobert221 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised nobody mentioned how Min-Min's Dragon ARMS have 4 little teeth each. Meaning she either has 4 or 8 depending on what her right ARM is (admitting, like Coney said, that she has no teeth herself)
@NoLongerASimulacrum 2 жыл бұрын
She does have teeth though, in some of her hit stun animations she grits them lol
@bobert221 2 жыл бұрын
@@NoLongerASimulacrum yeah unfortunately Coney was too done with the teeth BS to think long enough about it but I'm pretty sure Min-Min has as much teeth as any other human teen (or adult, since she's 18)
@xItsuki 2 жыл бұрын
Bomberman hero music should be the default music for anything
@keres9580 Жыл бұрын
6:37 this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and coney’s reaction makes it even funnier.
@haikeloblaix 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't the Falchion a dragon's fang? Wouldn't that put Marth, Lucina, and Chrom in another tier?
@swordmasterarie7752 2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
@mooglenort3570 2 жыл бұрын
The most chaotic stream I’ve ever seen, no question.
@madolchepuddingcess4349 2 жыл бұрын
Duck Hunt as described by his in game smash trophy is a trio of the duck, dog, and human hunter. You’d have to add human teeth plus dog teeth.
@tjtribble. 2 жыл бұрын
Unless you interpret the hunter as the player themselves, in which case you probably wouldn’t count them.
@martimkw7463 2 жыл бұрын
They’re called duck hunt duo… the duck and the dog
@tjtribble. 2 жыл бұрын
@@martimkw7463 apparently they’re called duck hunt trio in Europe or something
@tjtribble. 2 жыл бұрын
@@martimkw7463 but yeah I wouldn’t count anything besides those 2 either
@martimkw7463 2 жыл бұрын
@@tjtribble. hmm that’s interesting. I wonder why
@theillusionist1494 2 жыл бұрын
I really want to imagine someone saw Coney’s tweet saying he was working on it, joined the stream to see his usual witty irony and sarcasm, and instead the first thing they see and hear is 9:37
@anonymouscausethatshowirol828 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Coney put masked characters in the no mouth tier, and put characters that are only sometimes drawn with teeth in the toothless tier, despite that just being a characteristic of the artstyle, has convinced me that Coney has no object permanence
@honkytone608 2 жыл бұрын
Yoshi sometimes says his own name, "Yoshi!" It is impossible to say the word "Yoshi" without teeth. Ergo, Yoshi must sometimes have teeth.
@lordnatu 2 жыл бұрын
You can say Yoshi without teeth
@booyahgenius 10 ай бұрын
Watching Coney have a mental breakdown over a smash brothers teeth tier list is one of the funniest things I have done on twitch
@OzMotion64 5 күн бұрын
This was 2 years ago but I still can't get over him putting Samus and Meta Knight into "no teeth" tier while putting Sheik in human tier!
@dudeperson2050 2 жыл бұрын
Samus is Schrödinger‘s mouth you can’t see it but when you look at them with out the suit the person clearly possesses teeth but with the suit on you can’t see them so are they really there?
@MailmanSSB 2 жыл бұрын
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while, my god.
@wewler8962 2 жыл бұрын
"This probably won't go on youtube" he said
@raputha1148 2 жыл бұрын
garfield
@ONLY_RR7 2 жыл бұрын
It had to. It was his life’s work
@ExperienceExplosion 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but duck hunt is a trio. There is an unseen human who fires a light gun. It's not just in their trailer, but it's part of their Palutena's guidance.
@Insero2 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d watch a grown man break down over categorizing how many teeth a character can have
@Totomeister 2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest and most controversial Tier List I've ever seen
@kyx5631 7 ай бұрын
I cannot express how happy I am that this was not twitch exclusive. I come back to this video every few months and laugh my butt off every time.
@Thristanity 2 жыл бұрын
Love the captions Vince. This is great especially for people with impaired hearing.
@hoobastank6499 2 жыл бұрын
Baiting smashers on Twitter is like walking a tightrope. Miss when coney would just throw stuff in tiers and watch everyone else lose their minds over it
@staticchimera44 2 жыл бұрын
Kirby gets a tooth necklace when he gets Banjo's ability so he should be in his own tier.
@MxPinky 2 жыл бұрын
This is by far your best video you’ve ever recorded or made
@nutbutter1410 9 ай бұрын
Coney I need you to know, I watch this video for the first time at September last year when I was at a low. And watching this was the first laugh I had in a while. There is no bit thank you big cone
@lval7778 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the captions Quinn! It’s very helpful :)
@yellowpowr8455 2 жыл бұрын
This video turned out to be informative, not only in real-world facts about teeth, but in existing promotional art and sprites of characters that aren't normally shown having teeth, but do in said art. (That stuff is always interesting to me.)
@shiffpup2529 2 жыл бұрын
"I know that I've seen Daisy with teeth in other games" Things I never thought I'd hear
@axocko9555 Жыл бұрын
Why the best video i've seen from Coney is a smash teeth tier list
@lucinamain6861 2 жыл бұрын
the part i respect the most is how much thought u put into this
@aidenvega6306 Ай бұрын
The person who said corrin with dragon fang shot is really spitting on that
@sarougeau 2 жыл бұрын
I caught the second half of this stream and my god, I'm two minutes in and I can already see how things started to spiral out of control.
@DarkCrator 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Coney for venturing into the depths of content that no other sane person would dare to traverse.
@andrewg.3281 6 күн бұрын
Kids have their adult teeth above their baby teeth so they actually have double the amount of teeth as the adults
@thequietbisharp 2 жыл бұрын
the banjo heelturn changed my life
@Vanitas20 2 жыл бұрын
Ok this is clearly the funniest tier list video i have ever seen, and probably my favorite of yours
@ODISeth 2 жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong, even within the same game, can SOMETIMES have teeth and sometimes not have teeth and it pisses me off
@MxPinky 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this vid with captions…ELEVATES EVERYTHING
@E_Fig05 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact, it's stated in the lore that Inklings have no bones, which confirms that they also don't have teeth.
@Fibless 2 жыл бұрын
Only saw the tweet a while back and I can't believe the amount of suffering caused to get to the final product
@BenAnimated 2 жыл бұрын
I’m STUNNED more people aren’t mad over you putting Min Min in no teeth. That shit kills me.
@phantommonarch6199 Жыл бұрын
surprised that no fire emblem nerds told him that falchion was made from one of naga's fangs meaning marth chrom and lucina all have 1 extra tooth
@ytpwatcher500 2 жыл бұрын
Bomberman Hero OST slaps so hard.
@angerygoomba 2 жыл бұрын
This was such a rollercoaster of a video
@thanatosonpluto5098 2 жыл бұрын
'Now we need teenagers, yeah like late teens' The police would like to know your location.
@nicobrunetti3381 2 жыл бұрын
This had no reason to be as entertaining as it was
@sharktheprez 2 жыл бұрын
love the bomberman hero OST in the background
@endrizalsvensonsonson8494 2 жыл бұрын
I got an ad about having a brighter, cleaner smile during this video
@user-hh7fn3yd8g 7 ай бұрын
For some reason I keep coming back to this video
@gosta4282 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that you made this a january video. This is the funniest shit I have ever seen
@rainydays7698 2 жыл бұрын
this slow descent into madness is the greatest thing ever.
@-xjesterx9998 2 жыл бұрын
Like the incredible hulk getting stronger the angrier he gets, Donkey Kong gains more teeth the angrier he gets.
@thescaletblur07 Жыл бұрын
As of sonic adventure 2 shadow is 51 and is 35 years older than sonic considering project shadow happened 35 years earlier so that makes sonic (canonically) 16.
@Xearrik 2 жыл бұрын
13:44 In just 13 seconds you can see the madness that is on dislplay in this video. You're drunk with power! This should have never been done! The world isn't ready for this teir list.
@c0diz 2 ай бұрын
this is genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve ever watched
@nextos 2 жыл бұрын
heard about the list was finally here. You finally got yourself a subscriber Coney
@Matthew.Morcos 2 жыл бұрын
This is in fact the greatest piece of content you have ever done
@jakipop3397 Ай бұрын
Love seeing how stressed Coney got. Bro was whimpering.
@SazzleLP 2 жыл бұрын
At the start, when i heard the music, i thought like "Is that bomberman 64? Probably not, but sounds familiar." like 11-12 minutes in... "That HAS to be bomberman!" Bomb tier list btw. 😁💣
@michaelcastelpoggi1735 2 жыл бұрын
this is like when leffen did 50 ultimate clothing style tier lists. It's just youtube gold
@lolafendetti970 2 жыл бұрын
This was my intro to you/your channel and I respect it
@LostCoinSmite 2 жыл бұрын
Amazes me that you assume the literal martial arts experts have all their teeth after YEARS OF FLAMING PUNCHES TO THE JAW
@lxxwj 7 ай бұрын
maybe one of the best coney vids ive ever seen. absolutely incredible. thank you for suffering for us coney
@yourlocalduskfox 2 жыл бұрын
This shit is actually hype lmao. I’ve never watched one of your videos before but this made me laugh
@RedOshawott23 2 жыл бұрын
Now Samus not only doesn’t have teeth, but is a ‘he’, got it
@Nubcakelmfao 2 жыл бұрын
Loving the old Bomberman tunes.
@papapiplup 2 жыл бұрын
I am enjoying the background music just being the whole ass Bomberman Hero playlist
@purplecatjake 2 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if I like the ridiculous premise of this tier list more or how crazy the person making it went by realizing the complexity of the actual results and not wanting to face the consequences of their actions.
@Dogan_TM 2 жыл бұрын
Possibly the worst tier list ever spent time to make while also being the best content to farm.
@fableagain 2 жыл бұрын
"Tell me you don't know who Samus is without telling me you don't know who Samus is."
@Sponsie1000 2 жыл бұрын
If being in the military means you get your wisdom teeth pulled, and Fox and Wolf are in the Space-Military, wouldnt that mean they'd have 38 teeth?
@elephantyarn7378 2 жыл бұрын
Canines don't have wisdom teeth
@kingdragmire5082 2 жыл бұрын
The irony of me getting a smile direct club ad on this video
@Birdfishluva71 2 жыл бұрын
“It should be pretty quick right?” TRUEING
@dangit69420 5 ай бұрын
5:41 That is misinformation, i am 13 yet i still haven’t lost all my baby teeth.
@jaidyngear379 2 жыл бұрын
Never had so much anxiety watching a tier list video. Just when you think it’s over there’s mORE TEETH!
@anonymous7024 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen Coney crumble like this and honestly, I feel bad for him
@iceloveanime 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for testing this and finding out it's hell to sort. Now i know to never do this type of BS tier list ever.
@DoctorNovakaine 2 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought it would be teeth that would trigger Coney's descent into desperate madness?
@YourGooeyBuddy 2 жыл бұрын
What is the music at around 6:53, is that from a Bomberman game on the N 64?
@MaxB3021 Жыл бұрын
Redial from Bomberman Hero
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