Cool as Ice Review and Commentary

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2 жыл бұрын

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Cool as Ice stars Vanilla Ice aka Robert Van Winkle in his first and last starring role. Vanilla Ice was at the absolute peak of his career at this point which is why it's so weird that you have never met another human being that has even seen it.
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@_scyas_1827 2 жыл бұрын

The tagline for this movie was '' When a girl's heart is made of stone, there's only one way to melt it : just add ice.'' How the fuck does that work exactly ?

@matthewmoneypit1558 2 жыл бұрын

😂 dying right now!

@brandonbennett2815 2 жыл бұрын

He cooled her rock hard heart with a Cool island song.

@jongon0848 2 жыл бұрын

Idk how they managed to fuck up such an easy tagline but they did it in astonishing fashion. Literally they could've just said some shit like this and it would've been better. "Chill" "She's bound to melt his heart. Cause it's made of ice." "Alright stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new movie."

@jkdbuck7670 2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't. It can't. Does Vanilla get royalty checks every time this movie is watched on Krackel ?

@claytongoode5715 2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, Distracted Nerd once again blesses me with his tonic that will see me through another 6 days of working retail telling customers why they can'tuse interior paint outside... which is still more of a compelling plot than Cool As Ice

@natedodd2287 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely lost it at the theory of Johnny being a time traveler and knowing Tommy's fate. So good.

@galactusholmes 2 жыл бұрын

It is rare that I am this excited to see a video drop from one of my favorite channels.

@raven4152001 2 жыл бұрын

- that moment when you realize the real reason they stopped to look at that house was because of Ice's interest in home improvement. (ie. The vanilla ice project)

@houstonh3918 2 жыл бұрын

Distracted Nerd: the start of a good weekend, nice.

@markmac2206 2 жыл бұрын

nice or ice?

@mattmcgrath25 2 жыл бұрын

@@markmac2206 Ice to see you

@markmac2206 2 жыл бұрын

@@mattmcgrath25 how Ice to see you too!

@joshsilva3241 7 ай бұрын

OMG! That line about Vanilla being from the future and not being able to tell Tommy that he dies in a motorcycle accident is freakin' priceless man!!! - Great joke, bravissimo!

@nathanielgreer2764 2 жыл бұрын

Roger Ebert said that this movie wasn’t release, it escaped. That is a pretty lame joke but it is way more funny than anything in Cool As Ice.

@seanmcclure 2 жыл бұрын

I cannot believe this is happening. This is like a dream. Distracted nerd versus vanilla ice.

@gking2709 2 жыл бұрын

"Yea I guess there is no delaying it, it is as the prophecy foretold yo. Let's go little man time for your final ride to the other side"

@mattmcgrath25 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite bad movies from the 90s, thank you so much for doing it this week. And congratulations on all of the Patreon support.

@eitheroareitherroar7223 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t count how many times I have seen this movie. I love it too. It’s a sadness that I lost my VHS copy in the divorce

@matthewmoneypit1558 2 жыл бұрын

@@eitheroareitherroar7223 please please tell me your joking?

@DTD110865 Жыл бұрын

@@eitheroareitherroar7223 Maybe I'm luckier than you, because I only saw it on Rifftrax. And I still want to know who the girl with the flip hairdo was.

@TheRamrod3001 2 жыл бұрын

You may have just made me fall in love with you all over again by making this video.

@jaymz010 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been saying this for nearly 30years - SNOW WAS NOT A RAPPER He was technically a Dancehall Artist

@BrotherMag 2 жыл бұрын

Time to snort coffee out of my nose 😆 🤣 😂

@danelynch7171 2 жыл бұрын

F*cking love this channel! Never stop the nerdy sh*t!

@ThreeWrightKids 2 жыл бұрын

Kaiser Sose wearing parachute pants. I'm guessing this is the first time in history for that sentence.

@bigdoubleu117 2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I feel like Snow gets no recognition, glad you mentioned him, great artist. My father discovered him while over seas in the Navy back in the late 80s early 90s and brought home the CD.

@Quasi_Terrible 2 жыл бұрын

I ran into Jack McGee one of the cops in this movie at a NY Rangers game and now I wish I would've shouted out "hey it's the cop from Cool As Ice." Instead of what I did say of "Oh shit I know you!" Would've made my Jack McGee story WAY more interesting.

@blackjohnsnow9375 2 жыл бұрын

Distracted nerd . Best channel on da tubeeee What a legend

@seanwoods5943 2 жыл бұрын

I bees dancin' yo!

@Russell_Crockett 2 жыл бұрын

OK, Tecmo Bowl party, you down? Another one just knocked out of the park, never a bad breakdown.

@DistractedNerd 2 жыл бұрын

I have been seriously contemplating starting a gaming channel just for an excuse to play all of these old games again

@Russell_Crockett 2 жыл бұрын

@@DistractedNerd, I'll watch!

@JimboLogic 2 жыл бұрын

I'm totally going to start knocking on doors like that.

@cricketpickett7296 2 жыл бұрын

“Go ninja go ninja go!!!”

@tajtay 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I just watched a vanilla ice fanfiction, like someone actually wrote a script for this?

@saulgoodman7509 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Yes! Yes! Can't believe you're doing Cool As Ice 😆

@johnneyjohnson8607 2 жыл бұрын

The tags on the hat joke!!! Dying!!!!

@thecluckingassassin 2 жыл бұрын

Is the motorcycle scene what hot shots was parodying

@joshdoe1184 2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh yeeeeaahhhhh, booooyyyyeeee!!!!

@joelfolgner8234 2 жыл бұрын

Yay! Just made my Friday.

@TheGoddamnJefe Жыл бұрын

Roberto Von Winklevoss made my day. Lol. 😂

@Sangria 2 жыл бұрын

I bet the actor who played Roscoe saw the chops on Vanilla Ice and thought "he would've made an excellent Randle McMurphy."

@vidhead85 2 жыл бұрын

He looks like he's auditioning as a dancing Twoface in that last scene!

@sunshineholmes3487 2 жыл бұрын

7:09 Future Lily Rush from Cold Case on the left.

@williamwalsh3983 2 жыл бұрын

4:01 How about this for a line: "Drop that zero and get with an exponent!"

@johnnyblaze8439 Ай бұрын

Any plans on doing the newest 3 Halloweens?

@raven4152001 2 жыл бұрын

- Nice. The Distracted Nerd strikes again.

@maxdondada 2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin love this channel. Dying with laughter 😂

@markmac2206 2 жыл бұрын

was Mr. Van Winkle wearing the glasses from National Treasure? 2:37

@mattpenn9079 2 жыл бұрын

It’s true, we cool Patreon supporters do have a key to his house. Oh, bee tee dubs, Nerd, you’re out of Funyuns.

@DistractedNerd 2 жыл бұрын

I am going to tell everyone again: write what groceries we need on the notepad on the fridge! That is why it is there!

@saulgoodman7509 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do 'If Looks Could Kill' with Richard Greco?

@rickykeim2005 2 жыл бұрын

I think Vanilla Ice had a show on Home and Garden TV under his real Name for a while. The director of this film actually shot a lot of Music Videos so that might help explain why that part in the movie looks like a Music Video. You do puzzles Nerd? that's pretty Nerdy. I never had the patience to actually finish one.

@Thurston86 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Nerd, you should check out 2001’s Soul Survivors. It was the most incomprehensible movie I have ever watched and definitely deserves to be roasted. Also, are you done with Halloween? Because I’m pretty sure there’s a few you missed.

@RobbaKeef 2 жыл бұрын

Next video should be on every corny 80s/90s movie that used kidnappers as a plot device.

@tristanflynn4014 Жыл бұрын

This is movie Zack Morris makes when you give him funding.

@XM394-xxx 2 ай бұрын

Pretty much my favorite movie, ever

@Cazz8203 2 жыл бұрын

Hey! It's the super hot cousin that was doing the head count at the beginning of home alone. Never seen her in anything else

@thorinhanson1181 2 жыл бұрын

This wouldve been better with ice being from the future and watching the little kid get in a motorcycle accident.

@txr4262 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Got my name in!

@DistractedNerd 2 жыл бұрын

#1 spot!

@txr4262 2 жыл бұрын

@@DistractedNerd I always knew, deep down, that I'd get there one day!

@phil7144 2 жыл бұрын

Haha I used to shop at gadzooks

@phil7144 2 жыл бұрын

It's where I used to buy my fuzzy, animal print button up shirts and pleather pants

@Shadders2010 2 жыл бұрын

You could say this was a live action Johnny Bravo film and it would've completely worked.

@SlimPlum691 2 жыл бұрын

Is vanilla ice the original mgk?

@javierservigon 2 жыл бұрын

This one has been one of the best reviews ever 😂😂😂 ya’ll

@fattylumpkin9209 2 жыл бұрын

Neato

@7deadlypins 2 жыл бұрын

No joke the title of this movie that was my nick name in middle school. lloloolllllolloololololololooooololol not as good as the freak, but still pretty good.

@worldsheaviestjamband93 2 жыл бұрын

It was a big miss that this movie didn’t have a genie granting wishes in it.

@ftrwar 2 жыл бұрын

He's wearing Janet Jackson hat lol

@dbestanime8148 2 жыл бұрын

Didn't even know this film existed 🤣

@jerrylee3757 2 жыл бұрын

Go ninja go ninja go!

@KingSaltine615 Жыл бұрын

no one noticed the name Tommy Von Muttonfudge

@jennyanydots2389 Жыл бұрын

(_)_)::::::::::D~~~ ~~ ~~ ~

@deadlegs187 2 жыл бұрын

Renames her instantly. Classic cult leader trick

@jayward8237 2 жыл бұрын

You had to have lived through that time to under the Ice hype.

@davidwaring6815 2 жыл бұрын

Only Under Siege is a better movie than Cool as Ice!

@Warcodered01 2 жыл бұрын

I'll accept that this abomination of a movie exists since he gave us "Ninja Rap".

@stevengilley5107 2 жыл бұрын

Late but hear for the algorithm

@drliamo9049 2 жыл бұрын

Niiiiiiiice

@chico4105 2 жыл бұрын

Drop that zero and get with the hero

@Bryanpeacock33 2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard of this movie lol wtf?

@markmac2206 2 жыл бұрын

are you at least 30? i wouldnt expect someone younger to know this.

@mattmcgrath25 2 жыл бұрын

This really was a blip in 1991. I was the target audience and I didn't know about it until it came out on VHS, ha!

@DistractedNerd 2 жыл бұрын

I was in high school by the time I even knew this movie existed

@Bryanpeacock33 2 жыл бұрын

I'm 38 lol

@mrdel7776 7 ай бұрын

I saw this movie on comet tv not too long ago dude I was just confused what am I watching a music video or a movie the whole movie I don’t understand what’s the concept of this movie lol hah z someone was really high making this movie lol h ha