Corona Zombies - The Cinema Snob

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4 жыл бұрын

The Cinema Snob reviews this virus themed horror film, which as it turns out is just a dubbed over Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs Strippers. From Full Moon Features and director Charles Band.
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
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@christopherobrien8105 4 жыл бұрын

Wait until Wood Rocket comes out of quarantine...

@AngelofMusic04 4 жыл бұрын

Oh God...

@davidashfield3134 4 жыл бұрын

I think they will do a really bad "VR" porn movie, based on the headsets they used in demolition man

@Kornheadfan 4 жыл бұрын

I think Wood Rocket is a virus worse than Corona

@chicostephenson 4 жыл бұрын

that's gonna be fun. they're already making quarantine porn.

@Karthonic 4 жыл бұрын

I'm expecting a Tiger King porno spoof to pop as soon as they do...

@catburglar82 4 жыл бұрын

By watching this video we're watching 3 movies and 2 snob reviews at once. Modern society reached efficiency levels I never dreamed possible.

@locutusdborg126 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious.

@catburglar82 4 жыл бұрын

@@locutusdborg126 I hope the dead pan voice I mentally read your comment in does your intention justice. 😂

@locutusdborg126 4 жыл бұрын

@@catburglar82 Your comment was very funny, that's all.

@derekstronf1837 4 жыл бұрын

It's a deal worth watching

@TheKML777 4 жыл бұрын

When your stock footage has a much better quality than your main film, you might want to rethink your movie.

@weeds526 4 жыл бұрын

Just need to go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over

@kapikkare 4 жыл бұрын

Robert Wieder the bars are closed :(

@chicostephenson 4 жыл бұрын

better advice was never spoken

@SwordOkami 4 жыл бұрын

You got red on you.

@jeruhenderson3950 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think they can help right now. they have a god problem right now

@MadameChouette800 4 жыл бұрын

Wrong Winchester guys XD

@samkerrison8727 4 жыл бұрын

It's only a matter of time before we get "Common Cold...Hearted Killers"

@derekstronf1837 4 жыл бұрын

When it comes out, let's all remember who gave the idea

@Jaytheradical 4 жыл бұрын

Hold on, I gotta go add "Zombi 10" as an alternate title to this on IMDb

@CanItAlready 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. It's even lazier than I thought it would be. 😲

@dreamlandnightmare 4 жыл бұрын

Never underestimate the laziness of Charles Band.

@rdc2021 2 жыл бұрын

To be honest it was a clever way to make a movie when everyone was quarantined, i mean it looks like it was filmed in someones house, that is when they dont use existing film footage

@ZenoZabatsu 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not convinced Charles Band directed this. I didn't see one damn puppet.

@timd3469 4 жыл бұрын

Could the CPR dummy count?

@sketchysketchist 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone in the know is familiar with Charles Band's choices of making shitty movies about puppets and just making shitty movies. You're clearly never seen Killjoy.

@Panda_Roll 4 жыл бұрын

Liar, there was a Barbie!

@ZenoZabatsu 4 жыл бұрын

@@sketchysketchist Actually i did watch Killjoy and what a rough sit it is. However it was not actually directed by Charles Band.

@sketchysketchist 4 жыл бұрын

@@ZenoZabatsu According to Charles Band everyone he touches belongs to him. He never actually says that but I'd like to believe he thinks that because he slaps his name on everything and everything he touches is below low-quality even for low-budget standards.

@christopherjones5446 4 жыл бұрын

I love “Badly Dubbed Cinema Snob”!

@julesrules7297 4 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my tea during Lloyd's segment!

@choosybeggar3309 4 жыл бұрын

I'm playing thru L.A. Noire right now. Now when i play that case im gonna think of lloyd shouting "Jesus Christ!"

@nealmaxwell790 4 жыл бұрын

I will never get tired of the bushwhacked stinger

@cjstrikercbr3013 4 жыл бұрын

“From the Writers of The GingerDead Man & Evil Bong Movies!” 🙃 Because of course it comes from them. Exploitation never fails Snob. 😅

@scottbuckley823 4 жыл бұрын

that guy that says waterslides sounds like he's from a resident evil game.

@rolandofgilead43 4 жыл бұрын

ya know the sad thing you may be right Band was lifting shit from everything i would not put it past him if he did do that

@Thegr8MC 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, so this is actually mostly made up of dubbed footage from two other movies? Are you sure Godfrey Ho didn't make this?

@geoffreysorkin5774 4 жыл бұрын

Did you see any ninjas? I didn't see any ninjas, and besides Godfrey Ho at least filmed some of his own footage.

@Shiirow 4 жыл бұрын

Corona Zombies : "Liiiiiimes, liiiiiiiiimes, liiiiiiiiiiiiiimes"

@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly these zombies just need limes for their glasses of Corona

@vidlover69 4 жыл бұрын

Hur de Hur de Hur, cuz no one's ever maed the comparison to Corona beer yet.

@Shiirow 4 жыл бұрын

@@vidlover69 Hur de hur hur hur Im mad cuz someone else made the obvious joke before me.

@jekblom123 4 жыл бұрын

......…...……......….. OHHHH I GET IT

@SigEpBlue 4 жыл бұрын

Such "timely" exploitation movies always remind me of one MST3k did: _Rocket Attack U.S.A.,_ made just after Sputnik launched, by a company literally named Exploit Films.

@AleBanjo 4 жыл бұрын

So Coronazombies is a modern movie using footage of old films... So I guess it's kind of like Ninja The Mission Force!

@DenisSolaro 4 жыл бұрын

tres Godfrey Ho.

@ToylandChairman666 4 жыл бұрын

Charles Band has been making compilation films ever since the golden age of home video. If anything, I'm amazed it took him this long to do a KUNG POW style parody.

@saranobutt 4 жыл бұрын

I see Corona zombies all the time where I live.

@chicostephenson 4 жыл бұрын

are ya sure they're not just drunk people that have been drinking Corona?

@AnnieBoBannie421 4 жыл бұрын

I'm looking at 2 of them right now!! They are trying to convince the neighborhood it's just their same old meth sores but we're not buying it this time!! We're constructing torches and counting pitch forks!! Well see what's what come dark! I got proof right here that they are 100% Corona Zombies!!

@germanvisitor2 4 жыл бұрын

@@chicostephenson The beer has rebranded to "Ebola" due to the bad publicity.

@donaldpetkus1612 4 жыл бұрын

“Wait a minute! you’re not Brian!”

@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын

17:48 “Warning: this motion picture is protected by law” Wow... now _that’s_ ballsy!

@JanetStarChild 4 жыл бұрын

_"Wow... now that’s ballsy!"_ ...Translation from dudebro to English... _"Wow... now that’s stupid!"_

@LupineShadowOmega 4 жыл бұрын

Why is Brad's dubbing better than the official film's?

@pyramidhead6998 4 жыл бұрын

Ehmmm, because hes dubbing himself?

@LupineShadowOmega 4 жыл бұрын

@@pyramidhead6998 I'm talking sound quality and matching up footage. Which you'd think the thing with the budget would be doing better.

@Alex-fv2qs 4 жыл бұрын

@@LupineShadowOmega What budget? The average local pizza place commercial may have a higher budget than this flick

@lucykerslake5423 4 жыл бұрын

Because he puts actual effort into it :P

@NameEntry 4 жыл бұрын

Brad's a god.

@mrmoshpotato 4 жыл бұрын

"Is this movie its own porno spoof?" LOL

@defender2222 4 жыл бұрын

It is nice of KZfaq that they have a banner telling me I can learn more about the actual virus... while I watch a review of a shitty dubbed horror film.

@johncheshirsky8822 4 жыл бұрын

A dubbed review!

@TemmiePlays 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, are we just gonna let it slide that on the Tv broadcast, they're performing life-saving CPR on a DUMMY?

@linkskywalker5417 4 жыл бұрын

How did they make a coronavirus movie during the pandemic?

@turgid_member8717 4 жыл бұрын

Poorly.

@atre5763 4 жыл бұрын

They didn’t

@chicostephenson 4 жыл бұрын

kind of impressive how they're already trying to cash in on this ain't it?

@jeffbrooks5580 4 жыл бұрын

@@chicostephenson there's a video game too lol

@chicostephenson 4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffbrooks5580 why am i not surprised about that. I'm about to fall over and have a heart attack of not surprised.

@9Godslayer 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Okay. War on Christmas is starting to look tasteful by comparison.

@AC-gb7do 4 жыл бұрын

How could they get away with this “movie”?

@forsythejones2130 4 жыл бұрын

Because shite-hawks like me want to see it now.

@ToylandChairman666 4 жыл бұрын

Full Moon may have licensing to the HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD footage. But knowing Charles Band, no one who made HELL is probably even aware of CORONA ZOMBIES yet.

@TheFunGun5 4 жыл бұрын

Never thought I'd find you here A C. Small world.

@Arcademan09 4 жыл бұрын

For some reason I thought *YOU* were making a zombie Corona movie when I saw the Patreon post

@helpyourselfimbusy5747 4 жыл бұрын

It would be way better than this.

@alexandriasanders9499 4 жыл бұрын

There’s something oddly satisfying about drunk spring breakers being featured in a movie they gave no permission to be in because its news footage. And forever being shown to being dumbasses. Also that is my favorite clip. “Wait a minute... you’re not brian!”

@chrisazylum6624 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if they went all the way and the entirety of the movie was new material about the world being infected with coronavirus! It'd be odd but at least better than what we got here!

@henrycoslick7304 4 жыл бұрын

Brad putting out content like this so often is getting me through quarantine in style

@SarahsKnight0 4 жыл бұрын

He's the kind of guy we need in times like this.

@henrycoslick7304 4 жыл бұрын

@@SarahsKnight0 not the hero we deserve, the snob we need

@aarondavis8943 11 ай бұрын

His finest hour. Seriously, his best work was from the closet during peak pandemic.

@The1stFishBone 4 жыл бұрын

I just looked up the lead actress. It's hard to imagine a person would be willing to be in this movie, but has never been in any porn.

@FrankNFurter1000 4 жыл бұрын

Genuinely makes me a bit sad to know Franco Garofalo is no longer with us. He's the best part about Hell of the Living Dead, in my opinion.

@pumas2342 4 жыл бұрын

For the scenes showed at the beginning of the video i thought it was a porn movie

@crimsondynamo615 4 жыл бұрын

Wood Rocket is so gonna make corona porn

@Kijinn 4 жыл бұрын

@ 11:00 "Good God, Bruno Mattei is spinning in his grave! Which is actually just footage of Joe D'Amato spinning in his grave." Excellent, Brad Jones!

@MarkStark-dx9dm 4 жыл бұрын

It's not that it's bad taste, it's just bad moviemaking.

@forsythejones2130 4 жыл бұрын

Two of my favourite things.

@SuperDevolution 4 жыл бұрын

It's kinda both when over a million people are sick and thousands are dying.

@chicostephenson 4 жыл бұрын

considering that it's only been a couple of months since the plague hit, they really cranked this movie out fast! I have to give them credit for that.

@SpeedyEric1 4 жыл бұрын

I was also hoping for the same style of dubbing from Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence. #SpecialForces

@bepkororoti8019 4 жыл бұрын

There's prolific and then there's Brad, that movie has probably been released 20 minutes ago

@sustelsuk 4 жыл бұрын

Sound me sensitive but I think might be bad taste to make a movie about a pandemic that we’re still in

@dreamlandnightmare 4 жыл бұрын

Sensitive. The only thing that offends me about this is how Charles Band/Full Moon Pictures continues to churn out these lazy, 85% stock footage pieces of grade-Z schlock and charge money to watch them.

@a_jerk 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, I’m with you. I got family that can’t get this crap

@choosybeggar3309 4 жыл бұрын

Thats almost every youtuber. The Cinema Snob is doing a "Coronavirus" themed video for his channel. Everyone is cashing in on corona/quarantine themed stuff right now.

@ToylandChairman666 4 жыл бұрын

Full Moon has become the modern day Troma. He's not above squeezing out bad films for a few dollars.

@geoffreysorkin5774 4 жыл бұрын

So I'm guessing you think the John Waters Kennedy Assassination short film that he made with Divine the day after the Kennedy assassination was in really bad taste. Yes it's real, he talked about during a one-man show he did about a decade ago.

@smithwesson1896 4 жыл бұрын

How the hell did they get the rights to use the footage?

@10superpower 4 жыл бұрын

It's possible Hell of The Living Dead is public domain, but I don't know about Zombies vs Strippers

@ToylandChairman666 4 жыл бұрын

Knowing Charlie he didn't. But then again the original film is available on his Full Moon Streaming service. Maybe he got rights, maybe he didn't. I actually suspect the latter.

@ToylandChairman666 4 жыл бұрын

@@10superpower, Charlie already owns ZOMBIES VS. STRIPPERS. It's an official Full Moon film.

@Avigorus 4 жыл бұрын

should've linked hell of the living dead for those who haven't seen it lol cause I'm too lazy to search for it

@erniemendoza36 4 жыл бұрын

Kung Pow is a comedic triumph of cinema. What you talkin' bout Willis.

@marcuswalker3409 4 жыл бұрын

What’s next? Halitosis Vampires?

@Kentrc11 4 жыл бұрын

Brillant!

@marcuswalker3409 4 жыл бұрын

Kentrc11 Ebola Werewolves?

@Kentrc11 4 жыл бұрын

@@marcuswalker3409Hm. Needs work. It just...raises too many questions.

@marcuswalker3409 4 жыл бұрын

Kentrc11 Good call.

@colinr0380 4 жыл бұрын

The Charlie Sheen reference does not need to be topical, it is relevant whatever the decade!

@vashstarwind36 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laughs. You are a Living Legend @CinemaSnob

@Artiomiz 4 жыл бұрын

This movie isn’t realistic. Nobody watches modern-day TV. How does one not even utilise the existence of the Internet? Also, they could’ve just used Hell of the Living dead footage as a means of, oh I don’t know, as part of the coronavirus gimmick they’re doing and WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE WITHIN A MOVIE?

@chicostephenson 4 жыл бұрын

you are putting way too much thought into this. during a quarantine it makes no sense to attempt to make a movie in the first place.

@666slateran666 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a 4chan lurker but I've been watching the news everyday to see how things progress, internet is full of misinfo too especially regarding this virus.

@eatatjoes6751 3 жыл бұрын

That would require effort, and God knows they don't have that.

@robertschneck8583 4 жыл бұрын

It's a much better print of Hell of the Living Dead than I'm used to seeing.

@yaboi2702 4 жыл бұрын

I don't care how many years goes by we always need a bushwacked reference

@tultsi93 4 жыл бұрын

Alright, we have Corona Zombies. Are we going to have Plague Mummies?

@eleanor8652 4 жыл бұрын

Only when they're clear to use the toilet paper.

@king_supreme1102 4 жыл бұрын

I know this is random. But, Cinema Snob, there are no big reviews of Clue here on KZfaq. I love that movie, and it needs to get more attention. Please review it Snob! You’re my only hope.

@Seanatonin 4 жыл бұрын

Lloyd's cameo is the only reason why I watch Cinema Snob now.

@samuelherrera2318 4 жыл бұрын

Lol Brad you made my day... THANK YOU...

@MrCjosue24 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I saw the image you posted last night. I can’t believe it was by Full Moon.

@SirAsdf 4 жыл бұрын

Man, Brad ain't gonna make no money off this video

@quinnzykir 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like this is incredibly insensitive to people who have died from the virus

@TemmiePlays 4 жыл бұрын

Gonna don my " fun mask " and chillax with this cinematic masterpiece

@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 4 жыл бұрын

Wait a sec, this thing exists? This is as bad as Karens refusing to quarantine because "you can't tell me what to do"

@BabysitterSky 4 жыл бұрын

Its so sad as soon as I saw "Karen's" I knew exactly what you were talking about.

@jcawthon99 4 жыл бұрын

Ok now we need a German cannibal film called Uber Eats about a cannibal named Uber and a movie about the history of stock footage called Stock Footage made entirely out of stock footage!!!!

@kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144 4 жыл бұрын

Wow I'm kind of proud they got this out so fast. Outstanding cash in guys. Lol

@magusesper616 4 жыл бұрын

That was a good one dude. The m o o n this is gonna suck in relation to a full moon production is delicious and absolutely has to catch on.

@FarelForever 4 жыл бұрын

Fun light-hearted entertainment. Just how I like it. Thanks Brad

@gyromurphy 4 жыл бұрын

I dunno bout you...but I never though I'd be so happy about a video with the word "Corona" in the title.

@KuWota2k 4 жыл бұрын

I saw this being advertised on Facebook the other day (IN SPANISH MAY I ADD). They described it as something to calm down the tensions and have some laughs in the current times.

@aiberlane3390 4 жыл бұрын

Never thought I'd see news footage from three weeks ago (if that) in a movie! Now they've made those brain dead spring breakers even more famous.

@brianoconnell6459 4 жыл бұрын

I tried reloading at least once, before noticing the out of sync dubbing was deliberate. Doy.

@vampylass3848 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you cinema snob for this nonsense that you created, you are the one that kept the light going for us during these dark times. Even to this day. Thanks snob, and Lloyd too.

@DoctorMoreau 4 жыл бұрын

I must say, the editing job on this must have been kind of great.

@wildhias6195 4 жыл бұрын

A return to form for the Snob

@Trademarc1977 4 жыл бұрын

Well done, good sir!

@EvilsDeathAzul 4 жыл бұрын

This may be the point when I say Brad may have too much time on his hand lol. Brad, you're still awesome

@geoleo965 4 жыл бұрын

Uh-oh...

@JosephRodriguez1991 4 жыл бұрын

George Andrew Romero is, spinning in his grave as well. The Current Day Cinema Snob dubbing over, The Past Cinema Snob was pretty funny to me. My voice is, dubbed. (Realistic fake laughter.)😅 Ah the Zombi 2 review the first episode that I watched, from The Cinema Snob Brad Jones in March 2019. I love you so very much Brad, like an older brother.

@slothman1016 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Brad.

@Daminite 4 жыл бұрын

Right after the video game clip an ad played that opened with sad children...

@marclewis5505 4 жыл бұрын

10:19 Lloyd: Jesus Christ!!😂😆 I wanna play Mortal Kombat 11 & Devil May Cry 5 with Lloyd!😃🐱

@lowenergyvideos4658 4 жыл бұрын

Next ep will have Snob dubbing over this video. And so on. And so on. There is no beginning or end on the Wheel of Dubbing. Huh...started as a WoT reference but "Wheel of Dubbing" seems like a very strange gameshow...god I need a drink...

@lisuru5302 4 жыл бұрын

Holy cow brad shaved I havent seen him this bare since... a forever long time ago lol

@TheCeltic91 4 жыл бұрын

Man I love full moon productions

@booker9879 4 жыл бұрын

The cleanest zombie apocalypse ever

@Dalekzilla54 4 жыл бұрын

I knew this would happen sooner or later, just not so soon.

@lankey6969 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, we're supposed to clean our shitting cups? Be right back...

@SkolneyVikings 4 жыл бұрын

Corona zombies running rampant across America. Trump: That's ok. Zombies are good for my ratings.

@pandabarbie4700 4 жыл бұрын

Need this channel 4 life😀

@nakenmil 4 жыл бұрын

13:21 Funny little jab at NC. I like it. :P

@mamawray 4 жыл бұрын

Brad is rocking the old look.

@xkumanekox 4 жыл бұрын

This movie is a complete disrespect to Bruno Mattei, and the fact that it's directed by Charles Band makes me sad.

@Kiristovai 4 жыл бұрын

"Haha, I'm dubbed!" Brad 2020

@aprilrichards762 4 жыл бұрын

The news sections that are zombie related came from s special feature in Dawn of the Dead from 1970s. That is the one set in a mall.

@nealmaxwell790 4 жыл бұрын

I am watching this with a box of Corona Premier. I feel it is my duty to do so

@griffinshaffer83 4 жыл бұрын

OMG I had that same 1998 Godzilla cup holder.

@davebooshty299 4 жыл бұрын

2:21 I have at least 15 Godzilla Taco Bell cups back from when that crappy movie was out , plus I saw that movie its first week out and literally almost walked out during it , almost. And i have two of the Godzilla cup holders as well still. (: