ThanksKilling - The Cinema Snob

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Stoned Gremlin Productions

Stoned Gremlin Productions

4 жыл бұрын

It's time for The Cinema Snob to talk about what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving, but it probably isn't this 2009 low budget horror film about an evil turkey.
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@StonedGremlinProductions
@StonedGremlinProductions 4 жыл бұрын
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@AngelofMusic04
@AngelofMusic04 4 жыл бұрын
And killer turkey movies made me feel generous by buying three pictures.
@peterkrug2327
@peterkrug2327 4 жыл бұрын
I want to say thank you, Snob, for enduring such God awful dreck for us. On a totally unrelated note, would you consider doing a Rifftrax-type commentary for one of those ultra-conservative Christian films and putting it on youtube? I'd really love that!
@edwardtjbrown1979
@edwardtjbrown1979 4 жыл бұрын
gobble, gobble, gobble
@francescagonzalezramos9442
@francescagonzalezramos9442 4 жыл бұрын
The evil Turkey is trying to kill Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems in theaters on Christmas Day in hell on Earth!
@edwardtjbrown1979
@edwardtjbrown1979 4 жыл бұрын
@@francescagonzalezramos9442 ....yes, sweet turkey in heaven!
@tremorsfan
@tremorsfan 4 жыл бұрын
A movie where a man in a turkey costume confronts a turkey in a human costume is clearly not taking itself seriously.
@endplanets
@endplanets 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Snob. Traded almost all his food for furniture and a better camera.
@haggardwashere262
@haggardwashere262 4 жыл бұрын
"Gobble Gobble Motherfucker!" Someone who made Gears of War 3 must have been a fan of this movie.
@majdo007
@majdo007 4 жыл бұрын
Should be dubbed by Sarah Gobble.
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 4 жыл бұрын
Or Gigli.
@Seantendo
@Seantendo 4 жыл бұрын
Or Mind Of Mencia. Sorry to remind you of that thing.
@geeker6350
@geeker6350 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, the sequel to The Hoboken Chicken Emergency is not what I expected.
@zachwillas6329
@zachwillas6329 4 жыл бұрын
"Your dog had an axe-cident." Puns like that is what makes bad horror movies all the more funny. XD
@CthulhuianBunny
@CthulhuianBunny 4 жыл бұрын
"Thanksgiving Break! Yes!" He says with the buzzing of cicadas in the background...
@jeffreybogard2713
@jeffreybogard2713 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, the Snob had hair.
@scitechian
@scitechian 4 жыл бұрын
The triumphant return of "That's a sentence I just said"!
@phreakazoith2237
@phreakazoith2237 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a crossover where the evil turkey fight the Gingerdead Man
@Megaproductions302
@Megaproductions302 4 жыл бұрын
Phreak Azoith the one played by Gary Busey?
@SharpDesign
@SharpDesign 4 жыл бұрын
@@Megaproductions302 was there more than one killer gingerbread man?
@Megaproductions302
@Megaproductions302 4 жыл бұрын
Sharp Design several lol
@chiefrief2940
@chiefrief2940 4 жыл бұрын
This IS my Christmas list! 😁
@edwardtjbrown1979
@edwardtjbrown1979 4 жыл бұрын
yes! make it so Internet!
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 4 жыл бұрын
But honestly, the crew must have had fun making this.
@slashingkatie7872
@slashingkatie7872 4 жыл бұрын
Snob seems shocked these characters got in college. Uh hello? Aunt Becky paid off the admissions people. Duh!
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin nailed it!!
@krystalfan
@krystalfan 4 жыл бұрын
5:43 my god.....CRAWBERG is GREBWARC backwards
@SukiNoKoe
@SukiNoKoe 4 жыл бұрын
AN EVIL TURKEY....South Park did that like ten years before this. xD
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 Жыл бұрын
And the makers of THIS turkey must have watched that before starting filming. While high.
@timothymorris157
@timothymorris157 4 ай бұрын
Thank god for the Starvin Marvin episode!
@sjaatime
@sjaatime 4 жыл бұрын
3:15. "It's THANKSgiving not SKANKSgiving." There. A better joke and it rhymes.
@TheScarletSlayer
@TheScarletSlayer 2 жыл бұрын
" It still hurts, but less".
@SpeedyEric1
@SpeedyEric1 Жыл бұрын
"This is bad comedy." -Galvatron, The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
@marshallhuffer4713
@marshallhuffer4713 4 жыл бұрын
I found out about this movie from watching Phelous' review of it.
@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 4 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@oliviawilliams6204
@oliviawilliams6204 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@SpeedyEric1
@SpeedyEric1 4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@TheSefirosu200x
@TheSefirosu200x 4 жыл бұрын
Same. I miss when Phelous reviewed these types of movies.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
Good Bad or Bad Bad.
@LOAblue
@LOAblue 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody had to be trolling by making this movie.
@derekstronf1837
@derekstronf1837 4 жыл бұрын
SyFy quality right there
@jsc315
@jsc315 4 жыл бұрын
From what I understand from the people who made this movie was meant to be a joke and somehow became successful enough to spawn sequels.
@derekstronf1837
@derekstronf1837 4 жыл бұрын
@@jsc315 Y-You're kidding, right?
@Dill_Pickle5760
@Dill_Pickle5760 4 жыл бұрын
About time you touched on this gem, been tearing this one to shreds since 09’
@mightyfilm
@mightyfilm 4 жыл бұрын
Spent the whole movie waiting for the turkey to say "for me to poop on."
@glennwelsh9784
@glennwelsh9784 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for Eli Roth's Thanksgiving slasher parody from the Grindhouse trailers. And the fact that I'm waiting for anything made by Eli Roth is saying something.
@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 4 жыл бұрын
Cinema Snob on Wednesday? Sweet!
@randalgraves6979
@randalgraves6979 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a puppet!! 😳 I haven’t seen you that surprised since Sleepaway Camp. 😏
@madness1149
@madness1149 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually one of my favorite low budget horror movies. This DVD is gonna be on my Christmas list.
@AnnieBoBannie421
@AnnieBoBannie421 7 ай бұрын
👍 the part where ‘Turkey’ is wearing the dads face? Hilarious 🤣🤣
@phlarb6505
@phlarb6505 4 жыл бұрын
The nerdy guy kinda looked like James Rolfe's AVGN character.
@GreenThingonTV
@GreenThingonTV 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it amazes me how people still think nerds dress like it's the 1950s. I mean where are the jean shorts and graphic tees?
@amanoj318
@amanoj318 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, they were all lame stereotypes. I would say that's on purpose, but that would imply this movie had some sort of plan. :p
@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 4 жыл бұрын
@@GreenThingonTV Sheldon Cooper is notorious for wearing graphic tees.
@doctorhandsome
@doctorhandsome 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to say Daniel O'Brien.
@catspaw3092
@catspaw3092 4 жыл бұрын
This looks too hilarious especially when it's reviewed by Cinema Snob.
@Nitsua2828
@Nitsua2828 4 жыл бұрын
I would recommend you check out “night of the wererooster”. It’s on amazon prime. It’s... something else I’ll tell ya that
@overlookers
@overlookers 4 жыл бұрын
Or Frankenturkey
@krystalfan
@krystalfan 4 жыл бұрын
the hoboken chicken emergency is way more terrifying then this
@wespapes2054
@wespapes2054 4 жыл бұрын
The perfect movie for the Snob
@germaniclad
@germaniclad 4 жыл бұрын
4:52 "Nothing brings friends together like child murder" didn't you review IT?! XD
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын
germanic lad what did he review?
@germaniclad
@germaniclad 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealNormanBates Stephen King's IT ;)
@1970karlsberg
@1970karlsberg 4 жыл бұрын
You had me at “Ye Olden Deadites.” Groovy
@hyperaije
@hyperaije 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I remember watching this and the sequel through the Rooster Teeth riff show, and ThanksKilling 3 was easily the most difficult movie to watch when I first saw it, and that was with other people riffing over it. I can't wait to see what the episode with that is like
@nicklager1666
@nicklager1666 4 жыл бұрын
Meh baby Huey was scarier if im honest.
@MFields2178
@MFields2178 4 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! I paused the video to show the wife Thankskilling and she had me shut it off the first minute and then I showed her planes trains and automobiles as my thanksgiving movie and when I unpaused, Snob just talked about planes trains and automobiles! Great timing!
@avicusdusang1477
@avicusdusang1477 4 жыл бұрын
And now I'm sad for no Machete in Space.
@forgottenbrother
@forgottenbrother 4 жыл бұрын
I love it how you can tell that he's making up the story as he's telling the tale about the killer turkey. It is crazy funny...
@AngelofMusic04
@AngelofMusic04 4 жыл бұрын
2:15 - I never knew I needed to imagine what Freddy Krueger as a killer turkey was and then "Thankskilling" came into my life.
@ThEmDl-ei6vl
@ThEmDl-ei6vl 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get a tromaville month please
@ThatMissQuin
@ThatMissQuin 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just mad that this movie is the reason Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (originally a fake trailer for the grindhouse planet terror and death proof) didnt happen.
@Jarod-sm5rf
@Jarod-sm5rf 4 жыл бұрын
Well the turkey is just getting revenge for what we do to his brothers
@erinkat93
@erinkat93 4 жыл бұрын
My friends and I started riffing on this movie when it first came out (I was in high school), only to later discover that it was filmed at and by students from where I ended up going to college!
@Chipotleadvisory
@Chipotleadvisory 3 жыл бұрын
Something tells me that the Village of Granville doesn’t want this information spread around
@UndeadEggmiester
@UndeadEggmiester 4 жыл бұрын
Man this movie is something else I remember once I tried to make this a annual thing to watch every Thanksgiving but I found it not watchable a second time.
@thebman5812
@thebman5812 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as the turkey started talking, i immediately thought that thing crawled it's way out of the power rangers universe.
@geardog24
@geardog24 4 жыл бұрын
The Turkey obviously went to the Freddy Kruger School of Horrible Horror One Liners.
@krystalfan
@krystalfan 4 жыл бұрын
his teacher was the cryptkeeper
@Thegr8MC
@Thegr8MC 4 жыл бұрын
There needs to be an epic crossover between ThanksKilling, The Gingerdead Man, Demonic Toys and The Evil Bong! Also, 4:35, yeah...try saying that line around a bunch of strangers. See how that goes.
@PanJr
@PanJr 4 жыл бұрын
14:10 "I'm so hungry, I could eat a poorly-drawn cartoon roast turkey!"
@SolarisKane
@SolarisKane 4 жыл бұрын
This movie was tons of fun to watch! The sequel is even more crazy and fun! Hope he does Thankskilling 3 (yes that's the 2nd movie).
@xxcrysad3000xx
@xxcrysad3000xx 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is about as funny as a Jean Benet Ramsey joke.
@benmcfee
@benmcfee 4 жыл бұрын
Ha! You can say that again... and again... and again.
@BabysitterSky
@BabysitterSky 4 жыл бұрын
Oooooohhhhh snap
@geoffreysorkin5774
@geoffreysorkin5774 3 жыл бұрын
This movie is as hard to watch as footage of the investigation of the Jonbenet Ramsey murder.
@carriekube7357
@carriekube7357 2 жыл бұрын
If you want another silly, low-budget slasher with a weird antagonist, I suggest Killer Pinata.
@KlutzDeluxe
@KlutzDeluxe 4 жыл бұрын
I screamed when I got the notification for this
@Llyander
@Llyander 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting that the same guy who directed this has also recently directed "The Headhunter" which is a surprisingly decent bit of low-budget viking-themed horror.
@Harrysatt
@Harrysatt 3 жыл бұрын
You know what's next, Thankskilling 3
@brandonbreyer3118
@brandonbreyer3118 4 жыл бұрын
The media said Joker was so violent...but they forgot how dangerous the turkey is.
@humanwolf1984
@humanwolf1984 4 жыл бұрын
This is going to be a interesting thanksgiving movie. 😉😆
@03bgood
@03bgood 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Snob! You listened and accepted to my request!
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is one of the most monumental shitposts in history.
@forgottenbrother
@forgottenbrother 4 жыл бұрын
Also I love that one liner she gives towards the end of the movie; peck on someone your own size.
@gonzaloegonzalez8106
@gonzaloegonzalez8106 4 жыл бұрын
Wow... This shit make me appreciate Leprechaun
@Roger_Smith_
@Roger_Smith_ 4 жыл бұрын
Yayyyyyy!!! I love this movie and Brad!! I’m about to head home from work. Gonna listen to this
@Hendozung
@Hendozung 4 жыл бұрын
I never comment but for real this is one of my favorite movies of all time. Good stuff.
@ginidontthinkso4282
@ginidontthinkso4282 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing both phelous and snob doing reviews of the same film is nice for different perspectives!
@Jaytheradical
@Jaytheradical 4 жыл бұрын
Truly the Weasels Rip My Flesh of killer bird movies.
@narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801
@narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801 Жыл бұрын
8:28 “He should have known the talking turkey would pull a gun on him when he asked the turkey to give him a B.J.” That’s a sentence I just said….PRICELESS!!
@Avigorus
@Avigorus 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the sequel review lol
@stacy6903
@stacy6903 4 жыл бұрын
Nearly through the whole video and I finally got it - this is a turkey of a movie!
@TheyCallHimWoody
@TheyCallHimWoody 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeess. I didnt realize I needed you to review this amazing dumpster fire.
@erika8214
@erika8214 4 жыл бұрын
"Get a Kleenex!" - Snob :)
@amanoj318
@amanoj318 4 жыл бұрын
It's sort of an indirect compliment, but one of the things I like about your channel (other than the awesome content) is that your comment sections are almost entirely full of positive, funny, clever and kind comments. Something that can be rare. You have some good fans, and I think that says something about your character (and character's character :p).
@alexandriasanders9499
@alexandriasanders9499 4 жыл бұрын
Lighting outdoors was clearly not apart of that budget.
@171QA
@171QA 4 жыл бұрын
The bunny from Monty Python is scarier than the turkey.
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao turning white gravy into brown gravy simply by taking a crap in it! 🤣🤣🤣
@tinstrings6312
@tinstrings6312 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't help laughing at the end of this movie. A cooked turkey flying at the camera on a string while screaming 'beyotch' is one of the few actually funny moments in the movie.
@antonmasters8626
@antonmasters8626 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for Snob to cover this since I first saw this piece of shit on Netflix years ago Today is a very good day. Thanks for the upload Brad
@johngleeman8347
@johngleeman8347 4 жыл бұрын
I always like seeing a movie like this covered by two different comedians. Rarely do they focus on the same elements of the film to eviscerate.
@1Hol1Tiger
@1Hol1Tiger 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly..... This flick I have seen... and it's... honestly a guilty pleasure for me
@jem10702
@jem10702 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the review of thankskilling 3!
@thegardenoffragileegos1845
@thegardenoffragileegos1845 4 жыл бұрын
This was a youtuber movie made the right way..without Hollywood intervention.
@KirkWilliamsIsBroken
@KirkWilliamsIsBroken 4 жыл бұрын
This should be a fun watch.
@Tactical_Therapist
@Tactical_Therapist 4 жыл бұрын
I watch this every November along with Blood Rage. #Thankful
@MrBlueSkyof1607
@MrBlueSkyof1607 3 жыл бұрын
Blood Freak! James A. Jannise should review this.
@TheSefirosu200x
@TheSefirosu200x 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, laughed very hard at the "what kind of accident?!" line.
@fusionspace175
@fusionspace175 4 жыл бұрын
Im getting a fair amount of genuine laughs out of this footage, though I'm sure it helps to have a lot of it cut out. I also think the actors deserve some credit for saying these lines with a straight face. The gore effects are pretty good, and I'd much rather have a bad puppet than awful cgi. All in all, considering the competition of a talking cat and the various talking vagina movies, this might be the best talking nonhuman thing movie you've covered.
@daniels6322
@daniels6322 4 жыл бұрын
5:57 I think the animator may have snuck something in.
@jamesanderson6373
@jamesanderson6373 4 жыл бұрын
ACTING!!!!!!!
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 4 жыл бұрын
Day made. Thanks Snob.
@iKadaj
@iKadaj Жыл бұрын
"brad tries year-old halloween candy"
@MrBlue3rd
@MrBlue3rd 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered this classic a few years ago thanks to being free to view on Vudu.
@TheSefirosu200x
@TheSefirosu200x 4 жыл бұрын
"How am I supposed to get scared if it's in broad daylight?" TV Tropes calls it "Daylight Horror", Snob.
@ThEmDl-ei6vl
@ThEmDl-ei6vl 4 жыл бұрын
Also donut operator has a great video on self defense against killer turkeys
@drsatanrx
@drsatanrx 4 жыл бұрын
Thabkskilling is by far the best thanksgiving movie ever
@forgottenbrother
@forgottenbrother 4 жыл бұрын
Hey snap I'm wanting to thank you very much I am one of your biggest fans if not the biggest. But the bottom line is I just had to check this movie out & watch it myself. Because you made it seem so doggone funny. And the movie doesn't disappoint. So yeah if you're coming home for a bad day at work just watch Thanks killing I mean what could be funnier than watching a turkey going around getting back at people for the senseless slaughter of turkeys everywhere. So I said thank you very much snob for giving me something to make me laugh.
@TheSefirosu200x
@TheSefirosu200x 4 жыл бұрын
Dude carrying around his arm, bro!
@dinosaysrawr
@dinosaysrawr 4 жыл бұрын
The JonBenet callbacks just get funnier and funnier.
@SofaKingWeTodEd666
@SofaKingWeTodEd666 4 жыл бұрын
I love this movie!
@MarquisLeary34
@MarquisLeary34 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno if I approve of this grimdark re-imagining of Jerky Turkey.
@Campbellzilla
@Campbellzilla 4 жыл бұрын
This is like one of those terrible Tim and Eric sketches from Adult Swim (the movie not the review)
@Hyreia
@Hyreia 4 жыл бұрын
It's like they made a parody of a Scyfy movie... Is this actually genius?
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe those turkey should have been there to repeal the Pilgrim invasion.
@IbadGrammarX
@IbadGrammarX 4 жыл бұрын
phelous review this now snob thx you
@joestewart-paul7181
@joestewart-paul7181 4 жыл бұрын
More like a six foot Turkey
@SuchtFaktorHoch10
@SuchtFaktorHoch10 4 жыл бұрын
@12:10 When the turkey wears the ripped of face of the father AND the daughter actually thought it IS here dad I shat my pants. That is absolutely hilarious. Oh and all the strange sexual tension in the movie is still a better love story than Twilight. Yes that's how old I am. It is baffeling to me that such a movie looks way more interesting than all Slender and Bye Bye Man movies combined. SHAME.....
@Chipotleadvisory
@Chipotleadvisory 4 жыл бұрын
Filmed in Licking County wooooohooooo!!!!!!
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