80 percent of this video is just Gorillaz.

i don’t like how well this aged

This aged really well... Too well.

“This is actually something from ur land that has invaded our land” “Uhhh... culture” SO FREAKING BRITISH. 🤣

Watching how thrilled James is with his jokes makes them 10x funnier.

“Netflix is irrelevant” Everyone in comments: this should be on Netflix

"The woods are full of toilet paper" - Sheesh, why couldn't you have released this video a year ago James?

The clear proof that Veitch filmed it in 2016: "I don't want the world to end, so I'll go with Hillary"

"Noboady eats it raw...what does I-" "Somebody does!" The more I think about it the funnier it is.

If this guy predicted covid then I’m not looking forward to the ducks...

His little smile after he cracks a joke is precious

lets face it, james's joke about netflix being the most essential item in a pandemic turned out to be true.

It’s a shame this never turned into a whole series on Netflix or KZfaq Originals.

"I don't want the world to end so I should probably go with Hillary, but on the other hand... Business is good." I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

In this episode: A series of very lovely and clever experts in their respective fields generously waste their time while James makes silly jokes.

"The chances are minute" 2020: "Well yes, but actually no."

The survivalist segment had me in tears by the time he said, “do they need knives? A little knife for fish, cuz they’ve gotta survive as well.”

6:24 "who carries tinder in their pockets?" "everybody does!" "but the difference is it's a vary different type of tinder......"

The way James talks to people in videos is how I talk to people in imaginary conversations

"Surely someone has a plan" ... Well, that one aged like a fine wine.

I would 100000% watch a whole tv series of Apocalypse Veitch. Someone please make this happen.

James probably has the recipe for the vaccine on his hard drive too, but he doesn't wanna spoil it for us.

That smart nature dude: Nobody eats it raw James chewing it: Someone does.

James saying “hells yeah” and immediately regretting it 😂 “What if you have to make a presentation??” As a researcher I really feel that hahaha

This aged like the 25-year shelf-life buried scrambled eggs.

this chaotic energy calms my 4am brain

"usually around election season it gets a little crazier" What timing!!

I love the extra bit of content from watching this with subtitles. 1. I make sure I don't miss a word 2. James is constantly judging himself and all his choices

"Netflix is irrelevant!" Well, clearly, he didn't have a clue what was coming.

This is a work of art. "How to Covid-19, 4 years before, 1 year later."

What makes James funny is that he does not finish his sentences properly.

"Stop bringing me back there it's too much..." "Sorry...is this a past life you're recalling?" "No...it's pre- apocalypse..." 2021 mood.

Veitch: “ I would reform society” Chris: “ I don’t know about that”

Oh my- “Wash your hands, don’t touch your face” that was in the song

this seems like something one could record now in 2021 as a gag that takes a stab at covid. its almost so perfect that its hard to believe that it was made 4 years ago

Everyone: hindsight is 2020 James Veitch: well now that you say that...

“Make soap out of water and yucca” Boy did the world need this a few months ago. Also, “MINUTE CHANCE” 😂🙈

This aged like fine wine, and only then was it released to the world

Please present this to Netflix as a pilot and then make the whole series covering different world enders.

This has aged scaredly well. His extremely proud face when he makes a joke is brilliant!

F*ck man, James you are literally one of the funniest people we've got. How did this pilot not make it into a proper show? Am sad now.

Everyone just looks so exhausted with him lmao

James - "I can't even make an omelette." You don't need to. You have those 5-year eggs.

"Do you find the things you sell are based on politics?" "Usually around election season it gets a little crazier."

Doctor: “The chanses of a worse flu is very low” 2020: WELL

I'd personally watch a learning-survival show with you and Chris. For one, he has sound advice for even now (instead of saying how unlikely it was going to happen, he listened and showed you much more of what is important to know for "if" it did happen). Two, he joked with you as much as you joked with him. Three, the both of you got the best of eachother. And four, it was a joy to watch you two interact while you learned from one another. It made me laugh, and in turn it also made me pay attention to the details in what he was telling you, and even what he wasn't telling you.... until seconds later. But that was pleasant to watch. Thank you for sharing this

“There must be a plan”. You would think so but.....there isn’t.

"That's a different kind of tinder" seriously perfect set up and answer. you couldn't write this

He’s hilarious, his straight face humor that he can’t help but smile at after is just great.

Props to the cameraman who had to deal with him

I think James would be a good daily show correspondent. His interview questions have the same vibe.

Please, i need the rest of this series in my life or this episode will forever plague me. Hopefully this video goes viral and a lot of interest is garnered, getting it past the 'crazy idea' phage because I really want to see it, it'd be so sick.

"This is something from your land that's invaded our land..." "Uh... culture" 🤣🤣🤣

"This is actually something from your land that invaded our land. Culture?"

"it was clear the doctors knew what they were talking about" - seriously funniest thing all day thanks

“Not FOR zombies, Cuz you don’t wanna help them”

"Would you watch this show?" We just have, haven't we? Well, one episode... and I guess you have the stats of how many people actually watched it to the end.

“You’d probably have to play that R.E.M. song” That song actually got on the hit lists during the pandemic, lol

2 questions: 1 why isn’t this a Netflix series? 2 what else have you got hidden on your bloody hard drive!!!

Jesus, I can tell James edited this. It’s just as scattered as his sentences.

3:17 “What is the point of all these rooms?” Give it a few years James...

“I think you wanna stay away from the big stove. That’s not gonna be portable.” “Oh, okay, I thought you were just saying I’m just not responsible enough.” 14:35

“I’m at the University of South Carolina!” *University of Southern California sign is shown behind James* That’s a whole different coast!

Well, now we've had a "taste" you'd better serve up the meal. That was great. Definitely needs a whole series ending with you and a select number of other comedians living in an apocalypse simulation for a week using the supplies and skills you've gathered.

“Nobody eats it’s raw” “Somebody does” 😂

The fact that he recorded this and thought of the issue in 2016 really shows that James Veitch is a true genius ahead of his time.

This chaotic guy should finally get his own Netflix show

He looked so delighted getting a whistle from blowing that raisin packet!! 😂😂 James, you're adorable 😍

James - "what do you think chances are of a much worse flu" Scientist - "very minute" Covid-19 - 😏

conspiracy theorists will now include james into the list of people who knew it was going to happen

Why does it feel like the video is by default playing at ×1.25 speed

I'd love to see a followup with everyone he talked to in this video where they react to their statements. I think it would be hilarious considering the smugness and humor some of them had.

“The chances are minute” Well, well, well, look how the turntables

Hard to believe this was 4 years old. Lol. Imagine if he knew this would happen in 2020...

The actual survival holy trinity is: Hostage materials Multiple knives Netflix subscription Edit: because you all insist: TP

“Where did you manage to get this pure water from?” He said it like such a curious child 😂

James telling the videographer he's going to eat the guide was my favorite part.

"I don't want the world to end so I should probably go with Hillary, but on the other hand, business is good" Oh James

When you make a skit about every possible way the world could end, so you have something ready to put on KZfaq when it actually does :)

Bet everyone laughed at him when he went around wearing a mask and used “too much” hand sanitiser, not laughing now 😆

This is way too fast paced for a tv show Its the best thing I have ever watched

2:08 "The chances are minut" **Directed By Robert B Wiede Starts Playing**

James: "How are the chances of a mich worse flu taking out the world?" Scientist: "the chances are minute" * record scratch, video stops, scientist steps in front of the screen * Scientist: I should've listened to that weird guy.

This is honestly super cool. I love the editing style! I'm looking forward to seeing more projects from you

I watched this whole thing! We love James! Nice job putting this together! 👍🏻😁❤️🦊

"The chances are minute" It was this guy. This guy f*cking jinxed it.

The key to a good comedian is timing. Seems like you have that part down.

Narrator: The Netflix would NOT be irrelevant.

I love the project and need them for yesterday. Keep 'em coming!

On the one hand, I REALLY want this show to exist. On the other hand, I’m slightly concerned that James is magic and by filming other scenarios, they will happen.

"I don't have skills. I can't even make an omlette"

I love this man. I simply have no other words. I love you, James Veitch!

I think it's important that you posted this for the comparison of what people thought versus what happened. Plus, it's quality work. Thank you.

Veitch: advocating for washing hands before it was cool

The way you know that this is good comedy is because sometimes you can't even tell if it's comedy (ish).

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with. Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

I swear all the scenes with him and the survivor are all gold!

Someone rolled a d20 on foresight here...

Iove his sketches. They are so smart an witty sometimes.

James Veitch you are my favorite comedian. Whenever I feel blue I put one of your videos on and I am immediately in a better mood. Thank you for your videos!