James Veitch Stand-Up
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5 жыл бұрынJames Veitch shares exchanges from an email thread he replied to when a pool company mistakenly messaged him.
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@pambeesly794 5 жыл бұрын
Legend has it he's still waiting for his toaster
@jatindhyani1996 4 жыл бұрын
What about the toaster that you returned to Stanley? Time to use it
@jaydenli2125 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@molka3582 4 жыл бұрын
Noooo he got it but he's getting rid of it to free up some space for Janice's ancient art
@sirlordschrute4739 4 жыл бұрын
Guten tag Pam.
@chammond1738 4 жыл бұрын
Nah forget about the toaster he gonna buy loads coz he's getting alot of money by selling HUMMUS!!!!!!
@pavel5515 5 жыл бұрын
Janice is probably an Army Intelligent.
@joshuafreedman7703 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Oh, that's just Royalbs!! 😄😄
@alexlassila271 5 жыл бұрын
that is the wife of a man with a serious medical condition: nelson mandela
@nickhagedorn1433 5 жыл бұрын
There was no doubt in my mind that I was dealing with an intelligent.
@rltt379 5 жыл бұрын
I believe she had to work with people that actually did mean the things he was joking about😂. Jk but it would be funny and explain why he/she believed him.
@madysonroberts1608 4 жыл бұрын
RLTT i mean the house is in Florida so 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
@marcusrobinson9945 5 жыл бұрын
One Word; Hummus. Kitkat.
@colleenmcindoe6812 5 жыл бұрын
A giant gummy lizard
@isaacroy-lavallee3573 5 жыл бұрын
Or a gummy bear
@McRascal 5 жыл бұрын
That’s 2 words!
@Hellwyck 4 жыл бұрын
Giant Gummy Lizard
@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 4 жыл бұрын
Useless info: I was your 666th like. Also: funny comment!
@kleautvieul7908 5 жыл бұрын
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
@adityachandrasekar2862 4 жыл бұрын
Man this comment is underrated!!😂😂
@zinniaward8549 4 жыл бұрын
I would like but it's at 69
@Legendendear 4 жыл бұрын
Aditya Chandrasekar true
@jovandenbroeck9467 4 жыл бұрын
analjuiceisok
@jovandenbroeck9467 4 жыл бұрын
add me on call of duty warfare mobile
@Adem2Times 5 жыл бұрын
James, We need to talk about the ducks
@catsburgers 5 жыл бұрын
Adem2Times the ducks?
@jodiebaily1040 5 жыл бұрын
the bathroom ducks
@karlmuller4764 5 жыл бұрын
@Philip Kelley Yes, the ducks in the bathroom.
@daveysjackie 5 жыл бұрын
Please stop
@daveysjackie 5 жыл бұрын
@EamonKellyFilms Ah, sorry about that. From now on, no more tiny ducks. You have my word.
@JackyKLai 5 жыл бұрын
Janice, your email intrigues me
@user-qp3qj2jv6f 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@daiinginside9845 5 жыл бұрын
I found your contact information from a pool installation company.
@PinkENBlue 5 жыл бұрын
We shall be shipping pools to you You will earn 10% you distributes
@mistikalnawe 5 жыл бұрын
thanks
@albex8484 5 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Person shouldn't we use code names?
@Colbartson 4 жыл бұрын
Last name: Veitch First name: James Favorite food: Hummus Spririt animal: Rubber ducky Job: Being a hero to all Hobby: Annoying scammers and messing with people Dislikes: Small pools
@jonasb4932 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a fun person to talk to
@clearhero7487 4 жыл бұрын
Nomékop 5 he dislikes small pools
@Colbartson 4 жыл бұрын
Miranda ah yeah I’ll add that
@zmao_a_m 4 жыл бұрын
A perfect resume.
@bhkhang 4 жыл бұрын
Stand: Hummus Prankster
@dayangnurshahidayah3442 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm glad that I watched his TED talk first or I'd be confused as hell what most of these comments are talking about 😂
@duvan-solis 4 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@ZainAhmed-ns2di 4 жыл бұрын
Watch his other vids then
@AshriyaJaveed 3 жыл бұрын
TED stand-up* Lol
@teama-holes6328 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@joetaylor5170 3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy his stuff.
@morgan8681 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Alan & Deb where watching his stand-up 🤣
@blueblood2268 5 жыл бұрын
They were wondering why they never got their pool
@Dxenion 5 жыл бұрын
@@blueblood2268 Or why their house was torn down.
@stevenporter7065 4 жыл бұрын
And why they had a wrecking ball at their front door one Saturday morning
@TJ-kk5zf 4 жыл бұрын
it's a skit you know... there is no alan and debby
@TJ-kk5zf 4 жыл бұрын
@@n3bloons23 it's not a skit??? it's not a business report
@eimearkeaveney1192 5 жыл бұрын
Janice: How much larger do you want the pool to be? James: Yes
@abdurrazzak305 4 жыл бұрын
Where did this meme begin from.. it's awesome
@ghostderazgriz 4 жыл бұрын
@@abdurrazzak305 It started with hitler of all things. Way back in early internet years when myspace and youtube were the only social network platforms. A general approaches Hitler with the current engagement updates "Mein Furher, there are Russians on our eastern boarder and Americans invading the west, where do we put our troops?" Hitler: Yes
@abdurrazzak305 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostderazgriz I don't know if you are serious or just trolling me .. regardless thanks
@ghostderazgriz 4 жыл бұрын
@@abdurrazzak305 It's impossible to fact check it so I'm doing both simultaneously.
@abdurrazzak305 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostderazgriz Ok
@chavasarastone1410 4 жыл бұрын
"I thought, based on that, that she would know I was joking." I think I see your problem. You failed to notice that this business is in Florida.
@kornsuwin 4 жыл бұрын
The Florida Keys, to be specific.
@ADetailedHouse 5 жыл бұрын
"Balls on the line, Janice"...my favorite expression from this!
@alex-fs9yt 4 жыл бұрын
100th like
@brockalbert5111 5 жыл бұрын
A pool that surrounds your entire house? That's actually kind of an awesome idea for a pool.
@arianedennison2395 5 жыл бұрын
Denam LOL! I thought the same thing
@Primalxbeast 5 жыл бұрын
Denam Build it in Florida and you won't even have to add the alligators, they'll just show up on their own.
@chucksherron 5 жыл бұрын
@Denam main difference is that the moats were sewers. Not to great for recreational bathing but awesome for keeping people away.
@mariomguy 5 жыл бұрын
How about a lazy river?
@maellea8437 5 жыл бұрын
Play the sims 3 then, you will live your best life
@praveenrohira7512 5 жыл бұрын
He is The seventh infinity stone to defeat thanos
@sanskrutipatil3184 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@machielluchtmeijer7796 5 жыл бұрын
The comedy stone?
@praveenrohira7512 5 жыл бұрын
Machiel Luchtmeijer yes the most powerful stone
@753238 5 жыл бұрын
@@praveenrohira7512 then he will keep on lauging and there is a possibility he will fart then his anus will open which means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@phantomkitten73 5 жыл бұрын
The smartass stone.
@ayaanshah1933 4 жыл бұрын
Janice: Where would you live? James: With Old Man McPhearson, of course. He won't mind.
@imajinallthepurple 4 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@red-winged_blackbird 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!
@NoArtisticLimitation 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I was fully expecting that XD
@mia4realss 4 жыл бұрын
😂 that’s what I was thinking
@ruffey1748 5 жыл бұрын
90% of the comments: References to his TED Talks 10%: James, design my pool
@stackels97 5 жыл бұрын
Was anyone else hoping that the lilo at the end was actually going to be a giant rubber duck? 😂😂😂😂😂
@argenaS 5 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂
@isaochy4197 5 жыл бұрын
He can’t live on a rubber ducky though
@natalya3779 5 жыл бұрын
haha i see what you did there
@wilmaknickersfit 5 жыл бұрын
With hundreds of little yellow ducks all around him!
@smarteverything5832 5 жыл бұрын
BuddyBontheNet JUST ONE
@daMEGatron 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching James and the Giant Veitch videos for at least 3 years. I’ve watched the same ones repeatedly because he doesn’t post a lot. But for real, the dude is hilarious.
@thegreatsalad 5 жыл бұрын
Meg Wallace I'm so happy we have a new video to watch repeatedly for another few months!
@rltt379 5 жыл бұрын
@K9hobo productions shame he doesnt post about all of those😂
@kacipowers4390 10 ай бұрын
I would 100% believe that Janice knew he was joking and just needed something interesting to pass the work day
@adriannamaj7011 5 жыл бұрын
He inspired me to buy 200 rubber ducks. They’re being shipped as we speak :) Edit: Thanks for all the likes and comments. The ducks are enjoying the attention. They arrived safely about 10 months ago and are enjoying their stay at my home. They are still babies but I am holding out hope that they will grow into adult rubber ducks and leave the nest :)
@couldntthinkofaname2282 5 жыл бұрын
🐤🐥🐤 even thought their chicks
@MH-nx6cf 5 жыл бұрын
Hey what about now?
@billcipher147 5 жыл бұрын
I just read this as "They're being shipped as we squeak", what is wrong with me?
@MH-nx6cf 5 жыл бұрын
@@billcipher147 nothing is wrong with you, you are a pun king, that pun was absolutely fucking amazing
@nicoleblacklaws5515 5 жыл бұрын
I think we all wish to see how ur ducks have settled in
@strawberrymilksamurai 5 жыл бұрын
Living like that would make it really difficult using his red toaster
@Markyroson 5 жыл бұрын
definitely - that and all the humus
@SFTMKW 5 жыл бұрын
And where is he going to put his Giant Gummy Lizard? - Kitkat
@TheBS1000 5 жыл бұрын
He never got the toaster. There was no bonanza going on.
@s.7989 5 жыл бұрын
gosh xD
@DJMetalstone 5 жыл бұрын
+1 too you sir :p I see what you did ther :)
@christinewennerberg804 5 жыл бұрын
"That is not possible." "NO SH*T JANICE"
@choppawednesday9925 4 жыл бұрын
Janice: how much larger James: M O A T
@anitaagrawal7188 4 жыл бұрын
Wow looks like all the people in the comments section know he's already Hail to the hummus king!
@cheshirepat30 4 жыл бұрын
That's because once you've seen one video, you want to see them all.
@jodiebrian9343 5 жыл бұрын
Yes James Veitch is amazing. We watched his videos in Computer Science.
@jodiebrian9343 5 жыл бұрын
@De Oppresso Libtard shouldn't you, not judge me on one comment? We do but we were learning about spam emails and that and as a reward we sometimes watch videos like James Veitch responding to spam emails.
@stakamaka 5 жыл бұрын
@De Oppresso Libtard that's cool, you guys get to watch these videos for class
@WalkerTxsRngr7 5 жыл бұрын
We did the same thing. My teacher showed the one about the rubber ducks because programmers use rubber ducks.
@sparklebutt1119 5 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant that he has made videos about computer science. 😂😂😂
@cfonseca645 5 жыл бұрын
@Beebo Is Satan I LOVE YOUR USER WE FOUND A PANIC FAN
@niamholoughlin4174 5 жыл бұрын
It seems like James is getting cockier with every email and I love it 😂
@gloriagonzalezdelatorre8853 5 жыл бұрын
The real question is how many ducks will fit? The army will rise!!!!
@missg9541 5 жыл бұрын
Gloria Gonzalez de la Torre Release the Quackins!
@QueenOfJZZ 4 жыл бұрын
Alexa, Siri: UNLEASH THE BATHROOM DUCK ARMY!!! Funny thing is: I was in England for a week because of an student exchange and we were driving back to my exchange student's house past a small area of gras, and there were about 20 ducks and some geese. I looked out the car window and said: "Look! It's a duck army!" My exchange student laughed. :)
@2ndhorseman 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!
@KingsleyIII 5 жыл бұрын
At 0:46, James is staring at the audience like "Really? I haven't even gotten to the funny yet!"
@AnimalLover101195 5 жыл бұрын
I saw him in Baltimore a while back and I seriously never laughed harder. He needs a special already!!!
@-AdityarajPatil 4 жыл бұрын
The lord said unto james,"come forth and you will receive eternal life." James came fifth and won a toaster. Totally worth it
@benh8312 3 жыл бұрын
I have heard and told a variation on this joke many times before, but this is easily the best way of saying it :)
@anirudhprasad5403 5 жыл бұрын
So amy schumer can get a netflix special but this guy cant?
@Cobra-Commander83 4 жыл бұрын
Who?
@JoicSeth 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@haveyoumettess 4 жыл бұрын
Dang for real though. Her comedy isn’t even funny it’s just disgusting. (and I feel there is a way to be disgusting and funny at the same time, but she definitely has no idea how to do that)
@ionafangow7050 4 жыл бұрын
@@haveyoumettess and incredibly repetitive, her core premise is always the same and the punchline is never a surprise. I don't think I have been cought off guard by any of her jokes after the first 5
@ralfie8801 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, her and the imbecile host of the show in this video aren't funny at all. The TS has needed a new host since the week after Leno handed it over to this moron. The only person worse than Fallon was Letterman
@mariastephens8643 4 жыл бұрын
The memes from his other talks in this comment section makes me overjoyed
@soggybeanburrito 5 жыл бұрын
if he opens a pool company, i will use that pool service
@aishamemon3020 5 жыл бұрын
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE DUCKS
@soggybeanburrito 5 жыл бұрын
We shall put in free ducks with every pool purchase since he most likely has an over abundance of them after that prank
@dustonpage1280 5 жыл бұрын
Make sure he gives away free toaster.
@millerblaylock 5 жыл бұрын
I would like this comment but the number is at 666 and I'd rather not disturb that.
@juliarae79 5 жыл бұрын
its literally a television show, and some lady is really heckling??
@massojupiter3436 5 жыл бұрын
You never know what type of comedian she has seen doing stand up. A lot of comedians literally ask the audience questions and expect answers to get material for some jokes. Good comedians do it all the time and come up with funny jokes right on the spot.
@juliarae79 5 жыл бұрын
@@massojupiter3436 Yes, but he did not ask the audience any question, she interupted, and not with some witty joke but with a useless remark. It is disrespectful to interupt any comedian, especially during a recording.
@massojupiter3436 5 жыл бұрын
@@juliarae79 right. But again you never know what type of comedians she watches, a lot like include the audience. Most comedians either ignore it or just use what ever was said or asked to turn it into a joke, they know what they're doing and most likely know how the audience will react. While it is disrespectful most comedians have a way to deal with it because it happens a lot. The only reason it ruined the flow was because he didn't have anything clever or funny to respond with, if he did I bet nobody would've had a problem. At the same time he could've just ignored it and kept going if he had nothing funny to say.
@condimentking3395 5 жыл бұрын
Lekok I don’t get what your arguing. You’re saying the dude wasn’t clever or funny enough to spin off a heckle when people are talking about how disrespectful she was. Even if it isn’t your intent, you are placing the blame for a heckle solely on the comedian this way. He’s doing stand up on the set of Jimmy Fallon. It’s obvious he has a production that’s meant to fit into a specific time slot for the show, so heckling would disrupt it. The heckler is entirely at fault for ruining the flow
@tjfrye11 5 жыл бұрын
Condiment King no, he's blaming James for not being able to think something up on the spot... Look at jimmy Carr for example, he'll tell jokes, & people interrupt him, so he ruins their entire livelihoods just for funsies... Nobody's expecting that from James mind you, but at the same time it is expected from a comedian to be able to handle hecklers without pausing & then just going back to their routine
@Digitroni 4 жыл бұрын
im sorry but that girl who keeps talking is so condescending "why?" "ohh" "typo"
@amberdoll5215 4 жыл бұрын
I came into the comments SPECIFICALLY for this reason! She's being a huge douche and he could have been so mean to her. I've seen some comedians go for the jugular....burr👀
@calebwilliams586 4 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THE TYPO THOUGH?!
@Digitroni 4 жыл бұрын
@@calebwilliams586 there isn't even one, i checked so many times ahah
@cupholders 4 жыл бұрын
@@Digitroni neighbor's not neighbors
@wombat9999 4 жыл бұрын
To add something fun to the discussion... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bq2mY6te27bTdJc.html
@probablypossessed2075 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly pissed at that one lady who kept heckling him:/ edit: my handle used to be “Pansexual Pooh” btw, since a few replies mention it:) it wouldn’t let me change it for 3 months, but anyways! Thought I’d clear that up xx
@riley4037 5 жыл бұрын
Pansexual Pooh it’s his roommate, Freya
@angusgtw 5 жыл бұрын
Great theory
@ridashakeel5291 5 жыл бұрын
When??
@natalie_kendel 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that lady was beneath his glorious humour.
@zero-tj9vj 5 жыл бұрын
fucking love that name 💘💛💙
@Editorknowsbest 5 жыл бұрын
I saw him perform live in Chicago. It was a nice intimate crowd and he was a pretty cool guy. I appreciate the general absence of vulgarity in his material.
@jamesveitch 5 жыл бұрын
Editorknowsbest ;) thanks so much :)
@swatigupta622 5 жыл бұрын
What if Janice knew it was fake and just joking around *ILLUSION* *100*
@AndrewMiguelez 5 жыл бұрын
What if none of his stories are real..............
@Edward-qe8xg 5 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewMiguelez He says they are and I can believe some of them because he mentions he discards most of them
@AndrewMiguelez 5 жыл бұрын
@@Edward-qe8xg Because no other professional comedian starts bits with "this actually happened to me the other day."
@wayneurquhart1967 5 жыл бұрын
Damn you Shvam gupta, now you got me thinking, and you know, I have never gotten an email meant for someone else. James does seem to get an awful lot of misplaced emails.
@DesertDog 5 жыл бұрын
@@wayneurquhart1967 he has a catch all email. As he said, if you misspell the receiptant's name at all for that domain, it would go to him. I had the same thing for owning a website domain and one day when I backed it up, the catch all email account was on there and in the spam was over 500 viruses and trojans and the like.
@The2wanderers 10 ай бұрын
I always wish he'd reveal himself at the end "Oh, I've still got my London flat. I'm sure Alan & Deb will sorry something out for themselves."
@lastminutewonder9602 5 жыл бұрын
James vech the man who built a career out of messing with people
@str8kronic 4 жыл бұрын
He sure does get tons and tons of wrong emails, wrong texts, wrong phone calls, etc.. all from super gullible people huh? Super lucky hes a stand up comedian who makes his living off of it.
@jonashansen8907 4 жыл бұрын
Except that it's all made up by himself... But who cares, it's still funny. But please don't be so naive to think these e-mails are actually real conversations. :-)
@superphantom100 5 жыл бұрын
I want to “ accidentally” email James Veitch something so I can be in his act.
@abhiencoded 4 жыл бұрын
So do i
@SumNutOnU2b 4 жыл бұрын
He practically gave out his email address in this video. Shouldn't be too hard
@red-winged_blackbird 4 жыл бұрын
do it! :D
@doctorbeanis 5 жыл бұрын
Clean. Not political. Hilarious! We need more James!!
@MegaManXPoweredUp 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno. His water moat might upset those who prefer a lava moat.
@doctorbeanis 5 жыл бұрын
@@MegaManXPoweredUp haha!
@MegaManXPoweredUp 5 жыл бұрын
@@doctorbeanis Personally, my moat is filled with hummus.
@doctorbeanis 5 жыл бұрын
@@MegaManXPoweredUp your moat intrigues me
@MegaManXPoweredUp 5 жыл бұрын
@@doctorbeanis I think there's a bonanza going on in which every moat ordered this month comes with a free toaster.
@chipblock2854 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he thinks. I have watched most of his posted videos and he really know how to think out of the box. My favorite one is the one with the rubber duckies. Go watch it.
@abhiencoded 4 жыл бұрын
chip block hehe same here
@timlu564 4 жыл бұрын
He can put all his ducks in there
@davidschmitt3410 4 жыл бұрын
Highly underrated
@chekote 10 ай бұрын
I wanted to hear their reaction when they realized it wasn’t the customer they were talking with. 😂
@2abrielle 5 жыл бұрын
Having.such a crush on him! Unbelievable. Funny, smart, adorable, handsome, awkward... Full package for me😍
@jamesveitch 5 жыл бұрын
gabriellantis i am available on all major dating apps
@2abrielle 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesveitch Oh. I've never expected getting a response 🙆 such a pity that I am living in Germany though , otherwise I would definitely swipe you to the right or whatever you have to do on a dating app😎 Greetings! P.S. I have nothing against ducks.
@bena9369 5 жыл бұрын
gabriellantis that wouldn’t work James is a swipe left kind of guy
@sprinklesparkle9104 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesveitch id love to buy you and your ducks a round of drinks ;)
@TheModernSnipez 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't suggest dating above you. It won't end well looking at your photo.
@sevde9832 4 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone in the comments watched all james veitch videos
@SplotchTheCatThing 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, construction crews try to start on Alan and Deb's pool: "Well we can't start the pool till you remove the house."
@sidviz7965 5 жыл бұрын
James veitch is amazing . Pls get him here more often
@majorphysics3669 5 жыл бұрын
“WHYYYY” ......... My god shut up hold your questions to the end, you just make yourself look stupid.
@serpenthydra 4 жыл бұрын
Is that even a genuine question. Does this audience member really not understand the risks of getting involved in somebody else's business. Makes you wonder...
@emopigeon22 4 жыл бұрын
2019 I'm sick and these are making my day
@allydoseart7076 4 жыл бұрын
Same oh God it's the plage all over again
@toadplatypus8893 5 жыл бұрын
swimming pools? gee i was really sure the HUMMUS WAS GONNA BE BIG
@lmarkham27 5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Veitch made it to The Tonight Show! James and I go back 10 years ago when we met in NYC. Congrats bud!
@PunkPopik 5 жыл бұрын
Can I say we know eachother? That way I can tell people I know a person that knows James.
@monkiram 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackevans1092 Why is that so hard to believe? Celebrities used to be humans too before they got famous, and in fact they still are, believe it or not. They're not fictional entities
@monkiram 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackevans1092 But you don't even know him
@technovikerness73 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackevans1092 hi jack! Remember me? Im the weirdo who bought you and will smith tea-quila( tea flavored tequila) in a pub in NYC ten years ago.
@jamesveitch 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry I have no idea who you are
@itmeyaboitheline3419 5 жыл бұрын
OMFG JAMES IS FINALLY ON JIMMY FALLON! Man I love this guy
@profmerlinpants Жыл бұрын
This is beyond hilarious.
@JacksonWacksonFlackson Жыл бұрын
Subscribe to him. It’s a good thing
@lucycaldwell4400 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he goes on Jimmy Kimmel wearing a dinosaur sweater, that’s the person I aspire to be
@EdgarTarly 5 жыл бұрын
James is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He deserves way more air time!
@Nick-kz6dg 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Fallon was interviewing him instead... 😩🙄 James: “I reply to emails not meant for me.” Fallon: “AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!” He would never get his beautiful comedy out.
@BruceWayne-us3kw 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve replied to emails that weren’t meant for me. They were usually from some law school.
@panda4247 10 ай бұрын
I'm still convinced James is jusr Max Fosh with glasses. He is like the reverse Clark Kent
@izzy642 4 жыл бұрын
“Janice I’m going to be frank” I thought you were Alan and Deb Veitch!! *maybe even James*
@Mrscmg10 5 жыл бұрын
D-Did I heard comedy special later this year?? Bro I'm so PUMPED, CAN'T WAIT!!!
@lailadzarbas3946 4 жыл бұрын
Really?? :DDD
@justjulesvlogs 5 жыл бұрын
Title: James Vitch stand up...... Me: was he sitting down? Ill leave
@alexlassila271 5 жыл бұрын
please do
@lailadzarbas3946 4 жыл бұрын
No, dun leave
@Kristina-bs7pb 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't want people to come around and be like "Where's the pool?" "
@cloverstudio557 4 жыл бұрын
Reccomended: "James Veitch Stand-Up" Me: *Duh*
@skunkrat01 5 жыл бұрын
So amazing to see a big show supporting comics who might not be well known in the US. Hilarious as always James, you rock.
@vincentwang2310 5 жыл бұрын
Lammy Lams he was on Conan like twice.
@skunkrat01 5 жыл бұрын
Vincent Wang yes, but as much as I love Conan, and know he is the much better comedian out of him and Jimmy Fallon, the tonight show has a much bigger audience.
@gfox9295 5 жыл бұрын
@@skunkrat01 only on actual broadcast/cable TV. Conan's main viewership is probably on the internet these days.
@nicolaanderson8364 5 жыл бұрын
Yay!! I'm so glad there's another James Veitch video!! I've been wanting one for do long!!
@matok5711 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear that lady in the background say “why?”
@outoftheklosset 5 жыл бұрын
Fallon, Control your audience. They ruined his set. 🙄
@michaelabbott5999 4 жыл бұрын
I barely noticed it the first time through
@lexibrowning7447 4 жыл бұрын
Tried too. Luckily James is amazing
@noname-zd6wu 4 жыл бұрын
I was deeply engrossed in him that I didn't even realize..I think he pretty much won at this point.. 😂😂
@agetori7743 5 жыл бұрын
Simple, yet effective. Always a good chuckle from his stuff
@AlvinaGachugu 5 жыл бұрын
First watched him on TED talks introduced to him by a British friend. Love him so much! The replying to spam emails... gold. 😂😂😂 was like, why didn't I think of that??? 🙆 Way to maximise on usual daily annoyances haha keep up the good work! Also, I'm going swimming right now 😅
@Markyroson 5 жыл бұрын
in the pool?! You mean they actually made it to spec?! :P
@IHTCAU 4 жыл бұрын
"Janice, I'm gonna be frank" *Morphs into Frank Heffley*
@Viktor_Drakkon394 5 жыл бұрын
Pool that surrounds yhe house. You havent played Sims yet have you James? 😂
@tarunagarwal9573 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best in his field... James Veitch you literally killed it..
@monkeysluvdani 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! I love this guy!!!! I’ve been waiting for more material from him for so long!!!
@jennaknopf9771 5 жыл бұрын
Love this man, best way to get material for stand up ever 👏 👏 👏
@waemoh11 4 жыл бұрын
No more tiny ducks. James Veitch: 🙃
@azhdaha2497 5 жыл бұрын
Why dont we get more of james veitch.. its pure comedy gold
@technovikerness73 5 жыл бұрын
Solomon isn't sending enough comedy gold. His is skimping and sending 25 kg.
@aminthmaleehamoosa4947 5 жыл бұрын
Casually wearing a dino shirt while doing stand up on the Jimmy Fallon show...
@ocahaok5040 4 жыл бұрын
Theres a house. Audience laughs Theres some foliage. Audience laughs.
@poppy-rose1999 4 жыл бұрын
Good delivery
@greybeard5123 4 жыл бұрын
If you know who he is, you know what's coming. And the delivery is spot on.
@WhyYoutubeWhy 4 жыл бұрын
OMG i'm diying lolllllll! I needed to laugh so I searched for James wanting to watch the appartment plan stand-up and saw there was this new one I haven't seen. I just wish we saw what was replied after.
@Terryterryterryterryterry 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love all this guy's stuff and I'm always waiting eagerly for him to come out with new stuff. I'm not disappointed.
@jamesveitch 5 жыл бұрын
Teresa thanks Teresa
@taiyosketches 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve waited very long for, this, sir... It was worth it in the end
@iknowwhatimdoingg 4 жыл бұрын
James: *says literally anything* Audience: *intense laughter*
@acohen3951 4 жыл бұрын
You sir, are one of the funniest people in the world today,. and I love that your comedy is G-Rated !!!
@DittrichCo 5 жыл бұрын
James veich: *literally says anything* Audience: ohohohoohohohohihohohoohohahahahahahahahahahahahahhihihihihihihihihihhehehehehehehhehehe
@alejandrotaverareyes 4 жыл бұрын
God yea and not even in the funny parts
@subbaiahkasi6310 4 жыл бұрын
They do laugh quite a lot, but it is still quite funny. Not ohohohohohahaha funny, but still funny...
@unknowmysteries5925 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Janice has see this video yet?
@DarcieGlam 4 жыл бұрын
OMG I am so obsessed with this guy! Just found him today on TED Talk and have not stopped laughing. Eating hummus with carrots while watching makes it even better!
@red-winged_blackbird 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!!!!
@victort.4798 4 жыл бұрын
Omg that was hilarious!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard. I’m going through a stressful time so this is what I needed. Thank you!
@red-winged_blackbird 4 жыл бұрын
one of the reasons God placed James on this earth is for this very purpose. Laughter is such a gift!
@katietwardy2529 5 жыл бұрын
I love this guy !!!! I was so happy to see a new video !
@Winteramen 5 жыл бұрын
"Why?!" lol curious heckler
@andreaphillip7274 5 жыл бұрын
I love James sense of humor! I’ve been on the look out for his skits thank you Jimmy for this.
@rcr257 5 жыл бұрын
James Veitch: A beautiful mind
@red-winged_blackbird 4 жыл бұрын
So true! he's so stinkin' intelligent!
@schuesslerlauren 5 жыл бұрын
"Old Man McPherson?" I'm dying
@nazarlutsyshyn9718 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing, he keeps on making me laugh again and again
@legendhero-eu1lc 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome!
@theunholysmirk 5 жыл бұрын
SO HYPED FOR HIS SPECIAL
@s.leesokol1219 5 жыл бұрын
James, thank you for making me laugh🤗 You are the best!
@JacobCacho 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see James Veitch on the Tonight Show 😁
@rickjames5998 5 жыл бұрын
i love this guy. Undiscovered gem.
@thebiasedreview5432 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best bits from James!!!
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