I made a lockdown board game.
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4 жыл бұрынReview and tutorial of Lockdown! (the game)
Now available at: weneedtotalkabouttheducks.com...
Icons from the Noun Project: Phone by Nikita Kozin, panties by Smalllike, Donald Trump by Lorie Shaull, Couple by ProSymbols, Corkscrew by Roberto Colombo, drunk by Marie Van den Broeck, Headache by richad, Stress by Shreya Chakravarty, frustration by Gan Khoon Lay, Broken Pencil by Nick Kinling, teaching by Hoeda, sad man by Shubidumdu, Cupcake by Srinivas Agra, drunk by corpus delicti, Wine by Adrien Coquet, Lock by Andrew Richardson, Drink by Raden Situbondo, drinking by Luis Prado, drinking alone by Vectors Point, alone by Anton Håkanson, Loneliness by Luis Prado, alone by Nithinan Tatah, Sock Puppet by Juan Pablo Bravo, Bathroom Browsing by James Fenton, alone by auttapol, lonely by Nick Bluth, Birthday by Evgeny Filatov, Tissue Box by Lee Nathan, the rest by Виталий Плут, loading wheel by Roselin Christina.S, slow internet by Gan Khoon Lay, long distance by iconixar, online dating by MRFA, online game by Bayu Ardhy, bailout by Luis Prado, Gloves by Creative Mahira, breaking up by Gan Khoon Lay, Medical Mask by IcoLabs, wash hands by pejyt, Video Conference by MRFA, work from home by Gan Khoon Lay, work from home by IconTrack, Head Banging by Luis Prado, frustration by Luis Prado, Sex by Adrien Coquet, Hitachi Magic Wand by Ben Hantoot, group discussion by Vectors Market, Media by The Pyramid School, Soap Dispenser by Creative Stall, Toilet Paper by Ben Davis, Chocolate by miranda, Ethernet by Michael Wohlwend, virus by Georgiana Ionescu.
@rprLKA 4 жыл бұрын
This was suggested by Google for me for no reason. Didn't understand a thing. Waste of 10 mins..
@wieter4094 4 жыл бұрын
Quality pin, James
@juleslop6707 4 жыл бұрын
@The Mulberry Girl Google owns youtube
@Josh-zt9dj 4 жыл бұрын
I see as a way of making light of a dark situation by going through potential scenarios that maybe funny
@crowpearl571 4 жыл бұрын
lol peak comedy
@adkat24 4 жыл бұрын
Raj Ramesh (Head of Costumer Care)
@carolinephillips9255 4 жыл бұрын
I love how this makes no sense, but also total sense
@MichaelAuzDrillDesigns 4 жыл бұрын
How do I buy this game?!
@jaquiroquilantang8126 4 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelAuzDrillDesigns i don't think it's a real game
@jdsharbs 4 жыл бұрын
That can be said for everything James Veitch does.
@JackSmith-bb3gg 4 жыл бұрын
What is this? James or the game? Because yes.
@aidanlewis6394 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@rold-hx8bu 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like the weirdest confession video ever
@koschanothere 4 жыл бұрын
Randy Olloqui I really hope he actually makes this
@oooof2996 4 жыл бұрын
Did you just get unpinned? I swear i saw you were pinned just a second ago...
@boomerangfreak 4 жыл бұрын
@@koschanothere I guess I shouldn't mention the kickstarter then?
@rold-hx8bu 4 жыл бұрын
@@boomerangfreak have you seen the top reward?
@brunorubim8634 4 жыл бұрын
@Kasia Yeah, just yesterday I baked 159 cakes man
@willblack7353 4 жыл бұрын
I'd buy it as long as the politics weren't naming names because that could lead to the Friendly Debate card, which let's be honest, might lead to the Unfriendly Debate card which might end with the Breakup card if you are Living Together.
@skael1258 4 жыл бұрын
That's really sad. and scary if it's that easy to break up. But I don't think the stupidity card is about politics really...
@stasiaspade1169 4 жыл бұрын
You have to buy the Expansion Pack for those cards.
@MagisterialVoyager 4 жыл бұрын
big mood
@hcoviedo 4 жыл бұрын
@@simonefrancesreed1272 was enjoying it until that moment
@EverSnaxolotl 4 жыл бұрын
@@skael1258 yeah I think the stupidity is really there whether you're talking about politics or not, just really hard to get rid of that card
@eduardoalcamino4162 4 жыл бұрын
Its weird because he doesn’t finish most of sentences, but we all still understand him...
@DivisorOfZero 4 жыл бұрын
That is engineering at its finest getting the point across in the easiest and quickest way to possibly and while using comedy to keep people listening to the message.
@iknowyouseeme3233 3 жыл бұрын
@@DivisorOfZero what are you on about
@DivisorOfZero 3 жыл бұрын
@@iknowyouseeme3233 I was joking about engineering students applying logic to language and trying to say the least amount of words while still getting a message across and how he blends that with his own style of comedy.
@iknowyouseeme3233 3 жыл бұрын
@@DivisorOfZero ok
@janbaba9886 3 жыл бұрын
“Its weird he doesn't finish most of sentences, but we all still understand him...” Me who's new to English: YES, BUT WITH THE SUBTITLES ON!
@johnchessant3012 4 жыл бұрын
I love how James goes out of his way to not say any word relating to sex.
@Callsign_Axel 4 жыл бұрын
Can't risk getting demonetised this day in age
@lucnotenboom8370 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he goes out of his way to not say many words
@billowen3285 4 жыл бұрын
It's in the description though
@purplepoet6147 4 жыл бұрын
He's just too precious
@ives6622 4 жыл бұрын
*S I N*
@CorryCroquette 4 жыл бұрын
I think when James Veitch bakes a lot, he bakes duckie shaped cookies...
@pooldeadpool1535 4 жыл бұрын
I got that reference! I'm having a captain america moment lol
@allyyiu4774 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm sure he ends with a ginormous duck cookie that takes up most of his bathro--I mean, his kitchen.
@eggsarntmemes 4 жыл бұрын
I would like but the likes for me is 666 and I don’t want to ruin the funny number but good comment
@q.s.9810 4 жыл бұрын
No! Not the ducks
@Super27051973 4 жыл бұрын
Of course,he is an army intelligent!
@mariyar790 4 жыл бұрын
"You're safe if you're living alone, I mean obviously not happy, but safe" 😂
@OrangeC7 3 жыл бұрын
This legend made a video about a fictional game and then when people actually wanted it he actually put a version on sale, this is incredible
@em__1 4 жыл бұрын
how to be sober during lockdown: Only take a shot when James finishes a sentence
@Wigglemice 4 жыл бұрын
That's a good one.
@skandarc2810 4 жыл бұрын
Too funny 😂👌🏻
@alihughes3728 4 жыл бұрын
And he never actually says what he means - like if you're not looking at what he's referring to on the screen you'd be so confused. He's like "Because if you do that, there's a possibility of ...you know...but then again if ..yeah...so actually ....maybe not".
@jessicabowles8663 4 жыл бұрын
@@alihughes3728 4:18 is a great example of this
@jessicabowles8663 4 жыл бұрын
and 5:24
@Beardemir 4 жыл бұрын
I did not understand any of the rules or how this is played. Yet, I've never wanted to buy anything more.
@oo3006 4 жыл бұрын
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/lockdown-the-game
@jamesveitch 4 жыл бұрын
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/lockdown-the-game
@rxgtv 4 жыл бұрын
When quarantine is done, i expect your TED Talk.
@kylefarrell849 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Dctracey 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesveitch very happy to see this game on kickstarter
@slashingsword2176 4 жыл бұрын
This game is really sensitive and passionate. I love the way it started!
@jfb- 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr Brightside Woah, don't spoil the plot twist!
@Leighv 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate every bit of the wordings
@robertofontiglia4148 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh you play 'Sin' ? Well I play 'Can't access the server'. Ha ! "
@ceresgc 3 жыл бұрын
Ha, but I play "local storage"!
@DanKaschel 3 жыл бұрын
@@ceresgc I play “virus (the other kind)”
@gracefulspork 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanKaschel I play "looking through my neighbor's window"
@Snippe475 3 жыл бұрын
@@gracefulspork I play "Neighbors have curtains"
@ryanxin1848 3 жыл бұрын
@@Snippe475 I play “Break into their house”
@decidingodin2518 4 жыл бұрын
James has a personal set where the baking cards are replaced with ducks
@purplefire2834 4 жыл бұрын
This is the single greatest headcannon on the internet
@jsoc2424 4 жыл бұрын
Only one.
@soapagel6305 4 жыл бұрын
@@jsoc2424 Specifically, a big one
@catherinelee1206 4 жыл бұрын
*Y* *E* *S*
@TheSleepyOne1219 4 жыл бұрын
He better lmao
@loganpenney3185 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he just pretends he isn't the one who Invented this game and I believed him
@MrAwesomeGamer99 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao on his Kickstarter: "Something else I'm going to do my best guys. But, if the worst comes to the worst, I want you to know I WILL USE CHILD LABOUR to get you your product."
@gracefulspork 3 жыл бұрын
oh no
@petin13naahl 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes. This is James, after all
@SayHelloToOblivion 4 жыл бұрын
6:16 "The game makers neglected to plan ahead." Hmmmm, I see what you did there, James Veitch. 😂😭
@emme-lyn6820 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate all the credits in the description.
@Angry-est 4 жыл бұрын
Just_Meh holy moly
@lalaland1427 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize. And then I did.
@angell.7469 4 жыл бұрын
the credits are amazing
@johnnybpena 4 жыл бұрын
Why are there two “frustration” credits? Because THATS what seems to be important here....
@ERN468. 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnybpena there are different frustration cards
@Big_Con 4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s funny how he’s barley talking, he just going, “and and , then then you will- and then” but at like 2x speed
@thatoneguy9582 4 жыл бұрын
have you ever had a dream that-
@inigo8740 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy9582 you cracked me up!
@garrettsager804 4 жыл бұрын
we need to talk about the baking
@johns9652 3 жыл бұрын
Can I just bake once?
@Chiller31916 3 жыл бұрын
@@johns9652 ONCE
@bob-859 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chiller31916 *fills oven with a single massive muffin*
@Chiller31916 3 жыл бұрын
@@bob-859 You're insane
@taranagchowdhury 3 жыл бұрын
Pleeease?
@FelisTerras 4 жыл бұрын
I can't even begin to praise the genius behind this game and the delivery. A friend posted this in a group chat and we laughed tears. Well played, James, well played.
@jamesveitch 4 жыл бұрын
:) thanks!
@jrbluehen35 4 жыл бұрын
James seriously needs to post more, I can’t help but go back and watch his old Ted talks and stuff
@emme-lyn6820 4 жыл бұрын
I think I've watched them too many times, I almost know them all off by heart xd
@BlazeDupree1525 4 жыл бұрын
Ted talks i just watch the Duck video
@shadeparker5922 4 жыл бұрын
Those tiny toilet rolls are remarkebly adorable.
@batintheattic7293 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Dangly earrings.
@pjpeace 4 жыл бұрын
bat in the attic with matching necklace...
@jackwenman777 4 жыл бұрын
What are they even for 😂😂😂
@bakago4746 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I kinda want to make them a charm
@sabrinagibby4167 4 жыл бұрын
+
@gs-qc2rw 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he did the whole vid without genuinely completing a sentence is amazing
@vasey7225 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who finds James’ stutter adorable and charming in its own weird way?
@VSchwarcz 4 жыл бұрын
No you are not alone. He is adorable....
@VanessaB 4 жыл бұрын
Solomon Odonkoh: Dear James Veitch, we shall be shipping toilet paper to you
@sankypants 4 жыл бұрын
50 kgs of it
@epic_waffle2359 4 жыл бұрын
we will start with a small quantity of about 1 million kg
@Pacifica1 4 жыл бұрын
Upon receiving the requested amount then we'll make the first shipment. Please know our transaction will be problematic if you tell anyone. I await your reply.
@spookyblush-speedruns 4 жыл бұрын
note this transaction is 100% risk free and dose not attracts any danger.
@hazukichanx408 4 жыл бұрын
Please wire the jelly babies using a giant iguana immediately.
@rotheraisscott7315 4 жыл бұрын
I'd honestly buy this game is the rules where put together properly, feels like a laugh
@theaussieninja8176 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to play this game too would definately buy it 100% for sure buy it
@10Exahertz 4 жыл бұрын
just needs a lil tweaking, sounds fucking great tho
@jasonn.5115 4 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to make a Tabletop Simulator port for this game
@MissConcupiscible 4 жыл бұрын
I would buy as well
@MontgomerySmith 4 жыл бұрын
rules sound pretty put together for the video
@loganusher591 4 жыл бұрын
This put a much needed smile on my face today; Even more when I found out it's a legit product on Kickstarter! Thanks for all the laughs James 😁
@bobthebuilderday6leader 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, having a crap day but James is just.. brilliant.
@JayMartMedia 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few games where playing the trump card is actually a bad thing
@bobthebuilderday6leader 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is too good. +
@trendymaths2467 4 жыл бұрын
🤣 dead
@markmh835 4 жыл бұрын
Touche! You win the game! 👍
@matthewtanner7206 4 жыл бұрын
ha Ha HA- *cough cough cough* ... almost coughed up a lung.
@geoffmoore3159 4 жыл бұрын
Trump card wins everything. You can just be blissfully ignorant and watch the world burn.
@luckygamer_1252 4 жыл бұрын
It took me to baking to realize this probably isn’t real.
@peytonvandegriend7849 4 жыл бұрын
and then to panic buy to realize I want it already.
@rachie._mi8998 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@neihansen3901 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't even realize it wasn't
@virginiamoss7045 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't know of James Veitch's talents, I see. I've been waiting a long time to see more of his work. I just love this guy. I, too, wish he'd make arrangements to produce and sell this game; I'd buy it with part of my $1,200 stimulus funds. It would have to have some adjustments to avoid lawsuits, of course, and get an adult rating.
@flp322 4 жыл бұрын
The loo roll currency didn't tip you off?
@kellyduckworth2634 4 жыл бұрын
Kind of actually want this game.
@JohnsonBonson 4 жыл бұрын
same
@JohnsonBonson 4 жыл бұрын
Kickstarter time?
@julianndavis9415 4 жыл бұрын
In embarrassed to say it took me a bit before I realized it was a gig
@certainlyitis 4 жыл бұрын
Im straight up disappointed that this is not on Amazon for me to buy right now. ☺
@krudmonger 4 жыл бұрын
[puts on Morpheus glasses] What if I told you... you're already playing?
@leficios3847 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he leaves out so many words and yet we have no trouble understanding him
@taianthony0712 4 жыл бұрын
i love how you controls your presentation together with the music, really impressive use of the classical music, such a genius!
@ratamacue0320 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: you can't get together with anyone to play the game.
@ArielVHarloff 4 жыл бұрын
Well you might be already living with a partner or living with family
@ratamacue0320 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArielVHarloff pish posh.
@benjaniszewski 4 жыл бұрын
Weird question: do you play drums?
@ratamacue0320 4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaniszewski not a weird question, given my avatar (and username). 😀
@R.a.t.t.y 4 жыл бұрын
You each buy a copy of the game and play virtual lockdown. As long as you all shuffle the cards at the same time (and in the same way) each deck will be in the same order. You should have at least 3 toilet rolls when you play Science Fiction, as you have to boldly go where no one has gone before. If you play online dating, do you have to give her something money can’t buy - a toilet roll? Avoid fake news. If someone rings pretending to be from the tax office, that also counts as fake dues. If they claim to be from Israel, they could be fake Jews. And Levi jeans are fake blues.
@Aelwyn 4 жыл бұрын
People are talking about the actual game, but what about the fact that James is literally giving people a list of ways they can view the situation in a positive attitude and counter-acting the bad things? Additionally, for the "frustration card" plays these can be avoided if alternative methods are taken. I truly appreciate the comedic humor and feel-good attitude he approaches it with. He could do a professional-styled self help guide or a music video, or just do covers of popular songs or whatever, but he took the time to have a meaningful depth to the "strategies" and "problems" of the game. Again, going back to his TED video on counter-acting things by finding the game in it all, he approaches surviving the lockdown as a game and I love that.
@JacquelineTrieu 4 жыл бұрын
Aelwyn I completely agree with you and I also think that it’s an interesting video that offers a different perspective on the current situation. However, most of the “solutions” and/or ways to view things positively that he mentions can only be applied if we were to change our living circumstances, which is pretty unrealistic. So, though I do appreciate the new perspective aspect of the video, I don’t find it very optimistic.
@pixelfencer 4 жыл бұрын
I completely agree but it would be fun to play
@brandonchan5387 4 жыл бұрын
"Too much baking"
@andrewsparkes8829 4 жыл бұрын
Now, I may be in the one too many glasses of wine territory myself here, but...the actual, important takeaway here is: While he IS approaching it as a game in this satirical video, the point of the satire is the pandemic is NOT a game or something to make light of. That too many people are taking it all as a joke and as easy paid time off work where they can fuck around: as ultimately a fun excursion from the reality of life, instead of actually realising this is a real devastating blow to the world and life and acting accordingly in the best, healthiest and productive ways. Just drinking too much and having a wank instead of being productive and helpful towards others. Again, not that I can talk; I'm drunk as all fuck!
@virginiamoss7045 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsparkes8829- You are quite right, but you can't lay all that at James' feet. Lay it at Trump's feet, the Republicans' feet, society's feet, religion's feet or many other places, but not James Veitch's feet. He knows it's serious; he has given us a little break from these perils and I am very grateful.
@robertsmalley2771 4 жыл бұрын
3:15 that's how his roommate felt about the ducks😂😂
@Me-zp6iq 4 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely genius. The way it's all put together to tell the story of this whole lockdown situation. And it's humorous and detailed. You're awesome James!
@bilinasmini3480 4 жыл бұрын
James: "This game is from several years ago." Also James: Pulls out a COVID-19 card
@rold-hx8bu 4 жыл бұрын
And a Donald Trump silhouette and fake news
@edvid5626 4 жыл бұрын
@@rold-hx8bu although those things have been on the table for years
@coelmulready8212 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no there is also a COVID - 18 and 17 cards too the 19 is in the expansion pack included in all full packs in store
@owensherman2764 4 жыл бұрын
Years, weeks, centuries... Time has no meaning in Lockdown
@somedude5422 4 жыл бұрын
@@owensherman2764 Yeah, what is time? Is it like, a currency or something lmao
@jadedtoday 4 жыл бұрын
are we just going to ignore the fact that the baking cards directly correlate to the ducks
@rainbowroxgirl6091 4 жыл бұрын
😮 James we need the ducks
@amvisions1 4 жыл бұрын
Even the music in that bit referred to the ducks. DUCKS yeaaayhhhhh that sketch/ talk always makes me so happy 😁
@Yickerd 4 жыл бұрын
But can I just have one duck?
@Lotje250 4 жыл бұрын
OH GOD YES!😂
@bluwzrdphone 4 жыл бұрын
The duck story was how I learned about James. Love it.
@EverSnaxolotl 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how he keeps avoiding saying things
@mondotv4216 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just stop and appreciate how much effort and pre-planning went into this one?
@juliadandy6019 4 жыл бұрын
The “Gluttony” card was a personal attack I did not need
@tracynoneya604 4 жыл бұрын
The “Sin” cards are a personal attack I did not need
@osmanlee5136 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@owenmayes2128 4 жыл бұрын
@@tracynoneya604 Yeah, why was he pointing at us? If we live alone... anyway its no one else's business... Hold on Tracy, you mean you were... anyway *cough* can everyone just change the subject please...?
@Star_Dude 4 жыл бұрын
James never seems to dissapoint.
@Bashar3A 4 жыл бұрын
Star_Dude10 that’s because he’s Living Alone
@Star_Dude 4 жыл бұрын
Bashar Abdullah Ahh I see. Now when I think about it, people do become more dissapointing when they have a wife, don’t they?
@Bashar3A 4 жыл бұрын
Star_Dude10 yeah. It’s how the game cards work also :p
@jedix84 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, he disses almost every point.
@Star_Dude 4 жыл бұрын
Jens Rey I think I just lost all faith in humanity because of that joke. 🤣
@caitlinbrown2313 4 жыл бұрын
"Just a ... a cheeky glass of wine ... at lunch." 😂
@gadhands 3 жыл бұрын
Only just seeing this now and I'm absolutely in tears with laughter!
@SteffenThole 4 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece. The set of cards, the box, the presentation, the way James sometimes but now always doesn't say what's written on the card, the music, the music - voice mix with the voice sometimes getting dangerously overpowered by the music, the editing, the color grading, everything is absolutely on point. Very well crafted video. And funny, too!
@virginiamoss7045 4 жыл бұрын
You are highly perceptive. It takes all parts to create such perfection.
@amante2443 4 жыл бұрын
I suggest some other subtle points, to consider in the careful crafting, three points in particular: 1. At 0:25 with closed captions on, while there is no voice over you can read, “[Are you excited yet? I am and I’m just captioning the video] 2. At 0:48…"the sanitiser things … which I don’t have" (to highlight how difficult they are to get). 3. At 6:15, Covid Cards. "You can play one of the protection cards … Unfortunately there are precious few of these. The game makers I think neglected to plan ahead. But, you know, it is what it is". Then leading to Fake News, and then to just sheer... I mean just absolute... I mean just complete incomp... I mean a very well done to Mr Veitch.
@samdavy2214 4 жыл бұрын
jheez go marry the video if you love it that much
@tumblingartist 4 жыл бұрын
Steffen Thole agree!
@thehockeygirl24 4 жыл бұрын
@@amante2443 As someone living in America that part about stupidity KILLED me 😂 It's kind of scary that he's right though
@redshirtgamertheyoutuber 4 жыл бұрын
I love listening to this. Its actuality keeping my attention where most tutorials online don't.
@Evstorage 4 жыл бұрын
I watched twice and I understand the game and your joke really well this time. Thanks James this is very educative and funny. The best thing I like about you and your joke is the fundamental belief you have that anything "bad" could be a good and even funny when we view it differently from another perspective. And that is the power of positive thinking!
@JimFortune 4 жыл бұрын
Why is it that suddenly cupcakes remind me of ducks?
@axofbrevity 4 жыл бұрын
Someone played "Probs too much baking"
@Neutral_Tired 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Fortune this has to stop
@justinforseth 4 жыл бұрын
"James, we need to talk about the cupcakes."
@mandylatimer1607 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@gabri_maybe 4 жыл бұрын
"Please stop baking"
@susanwilliams2392 4 жыл бұрын
The sin cards are obviously: Using tissues as toilet paper and then flushing them, and going to a club to sing karaoke. You're quite right, those are bad sins
@mitchahbw 4 жыл бұрын
{not karaoke}
@draconicepic4124 4 жыл бұрын
@Ohm Life Got to keep those likes 6 feet apart!
@TheGuardDuck 4 жыл бұрын
Cardinal sins, to be sure.
@Arthur-qe8xc 4 жыл бұрын
@Ohm Life Too late, maybe 696?
@oliverlucchese 4 жыл бұрын
I love how 2/3rds of his talking is by not saying anything
@carinm.bonifacino Жыл бұрын
Absolute GENIUS!!! Jame Veitch does it again!
@NafedalbiFilms 4 жыл бұрын
“Can’t access server” *Panik* “Can’t access server” Kalm
@lynaeaa4518 4 жыл бұрын
Get panik kalm at lockdown supermarrrket .com
@gotem6891 4 жыл бұрын
underrated
@bobbyvibez9444 4 жыл бұрын
Schrödingers Server
@vvelvettearss 4 жыл бұрын
Human evolution in modern day times
@tencents 4 жыл бұрын
Jus--You kno---Wel--I mea--Yea--Yea--Yeah, you kno--Um--Yeah, yeah. Then agai--
@susanparker9916 4 жыл бұрын
Really excellent timing and well thought out props. You were able to make comic associations without having to actually develop a card game. Illustrations are hilariously intuitive. Love this!
@flyingkoifish1011 4 жыл бұрын
This video feels like that picture where you cant tell what one thing is. I both completely understand James and also unbelievably lost.
@alastryona 4 жыл бұрын
The way he always just stumbles over words and never finishes a sentence, instead just showing the point, even if it's just a bit, really speaks to me. I struggle with finding a way to word my thoughts and I really appreciate seeing other people do the same thing.
@wolken_bruch 4 жыл бұрын
it really adds to his charme in a positive way!
@tealablu3759 4 жыл бұрын
Words are hard, man
@shannon3944 4 жыл бұрын
Some of it is 'comedic timing', but I watched it again and I see what you mean!! 👍💯❤
@Xianne027 4 жыл бұрын
I just liked 499. Who's going to top it off with 500? Hm?
@antimonyrocks3939 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xianne027 Now it's 500 and I don't feel like making it 501 and ruin it
@toelintetch635 4 жыл бұрын
James you need to buy the "Essential Services" expansion it adds a whole new dimension to the game and adds a fourth player, it also includes the exercise cards and expands the stupidity and protection cards.
@crains8087 4 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@batterybroken 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, that’s by far the best expansion pack.
@frozen_antifreeze 4 жыл бұрын
im takin a guess this game is real
@lindseytaylor-guthartz1236 4 жыл бұрын
@@frozen_antifreeze We're all living it ....
@frozen_antifreeze 4 жыл бұрын
@@lindseytaylor-guthartz1236 oh right forgot about that sry -wait fuck-
@PedroSantos-ie1oy 4 жыл бұрын
Am I th only one who loves the way he never finishes phrases about bad or stupid thigs? like the baking one, where he basically naver said anything with cohesion, or the fact he never said the P word. I just love it for some reason, it's like "you know what I'm talking about you idiot, get your life together" combined with "I- I just can't. Words no mouth today" and it just makes the video 110 times better
@duvan-solis 3 жыл бұрын
Phrases* (frases sería en español)
@PedroSantos-ie1oy 3 жыл бұрын
@@duvan-solis thank you kind stranger! (eu estava a pensar em português, ams acho que em espanhol é igual :P)
@Sishel 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like your set is incomplete, you’re missing the “living with your roommates” card (worse than living alone in my opinion)
@_Hajar_ 3 жыл бұрын
Never have I ever read a KZfaq comment where "your" and "you're" are written correctly. For that, I sincerely thank you 🙏😭.
@Sishel 3 жыл бұрын
@@_Hajar_ lol! as a non-native speaker, one has to work extra hard =)
@feathery_cloud 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sishel I find that the native speakers are the biggest offenders.
@moldperson 3 жыл бұрын
Well that card must be in the expansion pack
@openthebruiseup 3 жыл бұрын
Amen to that !!
@ExtraMaestro 4 жыл бұрын
For any youngsters curious what the pictures on the “sin” cards are illustrating, you have 2 options: blowing your nose, or singing karaoke. This, of course, differs depending on your gender.
@rockysocks1724 4 жыл бұрын
3xtramaestr0 haha omg this made me laugh
@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl I don’t get how a tissue box or a microphone is sinful, like maybe if bought all of the tissues and there is none left for anyone else then yeah. But like how is singing a sin? Like are they bad at singing or what?
@ExtraMaestro 4 жыл бұрын
It was a joke, that’s not the actual meaning of the sin cards
@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808 4 жыл бұрын
@@ExtraMaestro I’m just confused, then what do they mean?
@spookydawg 4 жыл бұрын
You still dont get it?
@hgarde 4 жыл бұрын
Another way to pass the time: Calculate the ratio of unfinished vs. finished sentences in this video.
@w-mwijnja8919 4 жыл бұрын
I came here to say the same ^_^'
@mailleweaver 4 жыл бұрын
The difficulty is in counting the unfinished sentences. How do you define them? So many things... the words, the meanings justjustjust ideeeas you know? A complete idea but incomplete except, not. And the incomplete compounds where there are more... together, but also incomplete. Do run-ons count? They're really a big problem, run-ons, we must do something about them, they just can't be allowed to go on because they distort the count and skew the ratio and generally cause confusion about what's going on and what's being said and which ideas are competing against which in this linguistic, tongue-tangled, brain teasing fight to the death where healthy, complete sentences are amazingly being completely overpowered and subsumed by their misshapen, handicapped peers.
@chickeninabox 4 жыл бұрын
I will be the first ever person to do this.
@kop-gaming6413 4 жыл бұрын
What is the answer
@animatorireenie8319 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. Wanna buy it. Also, you're filming attitude is hilarious.
@asmrallison 4 жыл бұрын
This is truly the most validating and comforting video I have seen these many weeks
@arcitekk 4 жыл бұрын
I love how there is a card that is just plain "this must end" with a crap ton of muffins
@stasiaspade1169 4 жыл бұрын
It will lead to the Gaining Weight card if Alone, but that card cannot be played if you are with Family. Partner card also gain weight.
@Xianne027 4 жыл бұрын
I think I need to start baking. Good idea. Certainly more healthy and productive than the tissues and microphone options.
@rms3062 4 жыл бұрын
Did i just watch a grown up man starting over his sentences for 9 minutes straight? YES
@robertnett9793 4 жыл бұрын
And it was worth every second...
@isobellabrett 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he uses so much classical music in his stuff.
@MateoJH 4 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that the joke doesn't even end with this video.. click on the kickstarter link and read the descriptions of the different tiers of support!
@vincentbarwell5943 4 жыл бұрын
The baking reminded me of the invasion of rubber ducks
@kroon1930 4 жыл бұрын
Everything about jemes veitch reminds me about rubber ducks. 😂.... Even my (former) roommates remind of them.......😂😂
@mcdazz2011 4 жыл бұрын
For about three seconds, I thought that second sin card was karaoke.
@vallov4188 4 жыл бұрын
It definitely confirmed what the old timers used to say: music is the work of the devil.
@EmilyFuger 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@margaretbradshaw2780 4 жыл бұрын
My first thoughts were "why are crying and singing sins?"
@johannesney2132 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... he's mising a "g" ...oh
@Natinka222 4 жыл бұрын
omg i thought the same until i saw this comment
@TheConcobar 4 жыл бұрын
Love you man. Great concept and i hope ppl will get what you wanted to share with us
@bluesarah84 4 жыл бұрын
I love you, James. Like, seriously. Best ever!
@tsukusuyomi 4 жыл бұрын
It’s really fascinating how he controls the pacing, it’s just perfect.
@jamesveitch 4 жыл бұрын
that's a lovely compliment. thank you.
@d.wekwsperos 4 жыл бұрын
pacing is one thing, the other is the never finishing a sentence - that's a spot-on delivery method for sarcasm, which ALSO speeds up pacing. truly a sarcastic virtuoso ; )
@undefender 4 жыл бұрын
Ok but this should be made after quarantine as a historical piece lol. It gives a lot of insight, Online Conferences, The Role of the Government, Reliance on Gaming. This would actually be a fun and helpful game for people of the future to play and learn from.
@jamesveitch 4 жыл бұрын
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/lockdown-the-game
@carolinephillips9255 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesveitch Shameless self promo right there Ps. Good luck with the game
@maryperigoe9625 4 жыл бұрын
probably not a good learning tool if you teach in schools though :'D
@susytomable 4 жыл бұрын
@james veitch , thus can not go on
@johnnyeckhoff7137 4 жыл бұрын
Love you James, whenever I get burned out from work or just need a laugh, you never fail :) lol
@randalbuhler9042 4 жыл бұрын
Semper Fidelis James , even through covid-19 lockdown you continue to fight the good fight and keep us laughing, by educating us and enlightening us with the world's day to day woes and struggles, reminding us and giving us a glimmer of hope! To quote from the Life of Brian and Monty Python "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"! So again I say Semper Fidelis and Oorah Carry On and Heartfelt Gratitude and Thanks for what You Do and Share!
@bug1746 4 жыл бұрын
James: and then- but you- y’know- I Mean- you just- it’s- it’s- Me: **sigh** _he has such a way with words_
@jackyu8434 4 жыл бұрын
Sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin more toilet paper sin sin sin sin sin sin
@henrythehenri7262 4 жыл бұрын
It makes it funnier
@scottthompson9002 4 жыл бұрын
The italics gives what you’re saying such a “sinful” tone. I like it.
@arvinrahmanian4405 4 жыл бұрын
“The game makers neglected to plan ahead.” Now where have I seen that before?
@audreydelaughter4320 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cricat3776 4 жыл бұрын
this man is a genius about adding and adding to his jokes i love it
@marlene-rr2ih 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Loved it! I enjoyed every one of James's videos and was disappointed when I couldn't find any more that I had not watched. This one makes my day!
@marlene-rr2ih 4 жыл бұрын
Just kidding - I hate everything about Veitch. Will NEVER watch another of his foul videos. Can't stand to look at his dumb face or listen to his broken English he can barely speak. And he's really too ugly to look at for too long.
@its_that_girl1290 4 жыл бұрын
If James had a roommate it will go like this: The roommate:’we have to talk about the muffins “ James:’what muffins ?’ The roommate:’the piles of muffins in the kitchen!!’ James:’oh…! Those muffins ‘ The roommate:’James,this morning I had to move piles of muffins to get to my cereal ‘ James:’so…?” The roommate: ‘ I’m afraid to tell you that you can’t make muffins anymore, they have been driving me insane ‘ James: ‘oh … well, can I make one more muffin , I promise only one ‘ The roommate:’ ok JUST ONE more muffin!!’ James:’happy noises ‘
@tticusFinch 4 жыл бұрын
"You have to stop baking cupcakes. " "Can I bake one cupcake?" "Okay. One." ":)"
@VGFlash 4 жыл бұрын
I know the next reply should be just one HUGE cupcake, but I can't help but feel that there is a team four star reference in here also
@mrclueuin 4 жыл бұрын
😄
@danbrown9502 4 жыл бұрын
"What muffins?" lol
@axeman5841 4 жыл бұрын
@@tticusFinch has war flashbacks to the duck episode... 🤣
@thebricksofmandalore1943 4 жыл бұрын
The last baking one should have been, we need to talk about the baking
@FirstnameLastname-vf9rp 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Ck87JF 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnathon5455 In case you're legitimately confused, look up "James Veitch ducks" here on KZfaq.
@baronvonbrunn8596 4 жыл бұрын
But what if he´s COOKING?
@baronvonbrunn8596 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wait... there are no cards with cooking...
@baronvonbrunn8596 4 жыл бұрын
but why
@MrSnow-dk3to 4 жыл бұрын
This is pure genius! The kickstarter page is brilliance!
@thealiendrew 4 жыл бұрын
Greatest ad for a card game ever.
@HellDragonFire 4 жыл бұрын
seriously, make this a kickstarter and formulate the rules for single and multiplayer modes.
@Dumbagon 4 жыл бұрын
I would buy it
@superru7438 4 жыл бұрын
multiplayer mode: living with partner single player mode: sin
@beccag2758 4 жыл бұрын
He should at least make it an online game😂
@ukoutlaw5238 4 жыл бұрын
Sign me up for one!
@TurboRoggy 4 жыл бұрын
There's actually a card game called Exploding Kittens which is very, very similar to that. It was started by Oatmeal on Kickstarter and can be now purchased normally.
@DarkestDeeds 4 жыл бұрын
So, James basically made a game about how he's living his life in quarantine.
@nhutpham2581 4 жыл бұрын
Jayam Sin Sin Sin Sin Sin Sin Sin
@jannezack 4 жыл бұрын
Been missing your videos! You are so funny and creative...your game needs an “I finished KZfaq” (tragedy) card!
@lornaross1984 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the concept James! You're a great, funny guy.
@_night.edits_6816 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a fun game to play with friends and family, maybe this could potentially become an online game. So I could actually play it with friends during the pandemic.
@andreyrumming6842 4 жыл бұрын
Finishing up a couple small projects, then going straight onto this. Amazing idea!
@lukebusbridge2966 4 жыл бұрын
Yesss!
@Robin-kg1yv 4 жыл бұрын
Play online with friends??? *plays slow internet card* Check MATE!
@PandaperfectVT 4 жыл бұрын
Table top simulator!
@robert_1998 4 жыл бұрын
Waiting for an online version now
@hisss 4 жыл бұрын
Now tell me the baking part wasn't a "we need to talk about the ducks" reference 😂
@subwaygoddess1 3 жыл бұрын
@Ninja Kitten 🤣🤣🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆
@recoveringsoul755 3 жыл бұрын
and the wine
@awestwood3955 3 жыл бұрын
🦆
@matthewwriter9539 3 жыл бұрын
...I'm not going to tell you that...also, we're out of wine, tissues and baking supplies.
@joshpring1 4 жыл бұрын
James you're a hero. Please publish this game!
@regalo1979 4 жыл бұрын
I really love your humor James. 😁
@melissaaldosari8024 4 жыл бұрын
Tissues=sin Microphone=sin Ooooh. Wait. That's not a microphone.
@shai4983 4 жыл бұрын
is that a v i b r a t o r ? i am legitimately confused lmao
@kiarona. 4 жыл бұрын
@@shai4983 Yep I think it is 😂😂
@masterparker116 4 жыл бұрын
Whats wrong with the tissues. Except for cleaning up your mess, but other than that whats a sin with that.
@f.y.8830 4 жыл бұрын
EXCALIBUR TRY HARD it‘s not really a sin but the sin cards are just one for female and one for male bodies
@ChiaraLoki 4 жыл бұрын
@@shai4983 The icon is named "Hitachi Magic Wand" ...
@bobsprock 4 жыл бұрын
7:15 - Think that's called a Trump card.
@Guiguiandange 4 жыл бұрын
Is there a Stupid Pun card ?
@natestertf757 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnathon5455 r/woosh
@Kittsuera 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnathon5455 it depends on who plays the card.
@truem4329 3 жыл бұрын
How am i just finding this now! Once again James you're a genius!
@amvisions1 4 жыл бұрын
O thank you so much for making this. Laughed so hard that the risk of getting a frustration card just got a lot less likely. Keep up the good work !
@GameJam230 4 жыл бұрын
The tagline of the game is "If you're playing this, you should be social distancing"
@jessicaaudate 4 жыл бұрын
Love it
@forsicen 4 жыл бұрын
James: You could be living with a partner Also James: Which would be nice . . .
@luisalmeida1391 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, James. Well done!
@M4S4life 3 жыл бұрын
Did I fall in love with this video, and start buying the game mid video, and actually complete my order before the video ended? Yes, yes I did.
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