This poor guy! Lol. He had no idea the internet was coming when they filmed this.

The Oblivion music just takes it to an entirely new level lmao.

I'm actually crying, the sound effects and him taking the meat back, I'm in tears 😂

"Thinner slices are more tender" proceeds to cut 1/2 inch thick slice.

THE! NOISES!!!! WHY LORD WHY!!

Gimme that

This is perhaps the most soothing episode of Tim & Eric I've ever seen.

“I would like a 5/8” slice of roast beef please”

I got tons of hot fudge sundaes in my van.

Oh that meat sound, dosen't get any better then that.

I always looked up to the guy cutting the meat when I was a kid. You know he's getting all the girls.

Why do I keep coming back to this!? And laughing every time lol

I hope this guy is doing well in life.

Okay so this man is easily in his 50's by now right? So just imagine him in his bed, trying to sleep and one of these hellish moments comes sneaking into his mind. "ALRIGHT!" he shouts, waking up in a cold sweat. God damn I do not want to live like that.

This is a true masterpiece. Showed to a short film critic and laughed his butt off.

Dude, I gotta thank you--I usually don't laugh out loud at videos that I'm watching alone, and it's even rarer that I laugh uncontrollably, but I absolutely lost it when you blasted the volume for the second round of, "DO YOU LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES?!?!?!?!" 😂😂 I was sitting there, watching this story unfold and I was already smiling and kind of huffing to myself, thinking, "God I love the internet and how far they take things, and all the little nuanced differences between each interpretation of the meme...." and then you hit us with THAT gem! Hilarious, my friend! Simply hilarious! 😄

Someone needs to find this guy

This is so weird. I love it.

Iittle girl just standing there smiling not saying anything lol

Whoever was first to play him backwards taking back the meat deserves a freaking Nobel peace prize

Poor guy only wanted a friend 😢

Run little girl

Stooooop, was drinking a beer when he screamed "YA LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES!!!?" almost died

I was literally laughing the whole time. It's this kind of humor that really gets me. Or that it's almost 1am.. or both. Nicely done.

Legend has it...that to this day, he's still asking random little girls "do you like fudge sundays???"

That dude is a time traveler that was just trying to communicate to us on our level.

Plot twist: the older lady at the end is the teenager from before and this guy’s doomed to be immortal and work here for eternity.

This made me feel emotions I never knew I had

Idk why but I can’t stop laughing at this I am in tears

That sound when cutting meat...eww..lol!

If someone asked me why this is so goddamn funny, I wouldn't know what to say.

I cried when she took the thinner slice. So much injustice, yet there is love too.

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

The meat sounds are giving me major Tim and Eric vibes.

I have no idea why I laughed so hard at this. Good job!

The distorted ‘do you like hot fudge sundaes?’ got me. I was in tears.

Employee: Can you help me move my kitchen table? Ever seen a grown man with a pink sock? Customer: ...... Employee: Alright

A prefect analogy to the year 2020.

This man deserves every good thing life has to offer.........

I find it hilarious of how the meat makes a gross sound when cut placed on the plate

omg who made this? Why is this just coming around in 2020?

Director: Get a shotgun mic on the ham and beef! I want to hear everything!

The Oblivion music adds to this very well

I new this was the weirdest video I would ever witness in my lifetime halfway through..........and yet I stayed to the very end.

Anyone else been getting random video suggestions that are funny af? 😂😂💀

That meat sounds like it has a nice coating of slime on it. 🤓

Where’s that guy who hosts “To catch a predator” when you need him?!

The 90's were a simpler time I miss the 90's

Legend has it that he is still slicing roasts to this day

Greetings from the international space station!

This is probably the funniest one I've seen. I had to keep pausing it because I was laughing too hard 🤣

It’s the hardest I’ve laughed in 20 years!

I haven't eaten in 2 days. (Sort of a challenge I'm in) and I lost my soul watching this, I just spaced out and went somewhere else while my body began being reclaimed by nature. The abrupt end sucked my soul back into my body like a hotdog in a vacuum and I found myself here, alive and on the toilet

This is a beautiful master piece.. moves me to tears its so powerful. Bravo, sir. BRAVO! 👏 👏 👏

I took some shrooms last night and watched this over and over while trippin lmao what a fucking delight! Especially those godly sound effects!😅

I’m dying over here😂 allllright 😂

I have not laughed so hard in god knows how long I pissed myself😭

Roast Beef straight from the Oblivion personally prepared and blessed by Mehrunes Dagon 😁

I have not laughed this hard in awhile, thank you

"If your guest's plate looks like this, don't meet the guest's request. Take their tender piece of meat, discard in the waste basket immediately. Immediately. IMMEDIATELY." "Allllright!"

This is what yt gave me for Christmas

1:14 you can tell Lisa wanted to marry meat slicer just by the way she gazed into his eyes and asked for his meat. Initially he didn't want to give it to her all at once. She admired his slicing technique and iron fist. It was hot outside the day of the wedding.

I feel like this is how I experience life...

The meat slicing noises 🤣😂

I feel bad for that guy he's a prisoner there🤣

Oh that's perfect. Laughed all the way through that.

Him: "Good evening, had enough to eat tonight?" Me: "In food, yes, but my soul is starving for real, meaningful human connections that go well beyond forced conversations of the mundane..." Him: "... alllllright."

0:20 when the NPC is not programmed to respond to your questions 🤣

Meat groupies, always wanting more, telepathically telling him to pile it on🤪

Lmao bruh I’m dying while I’m smoking this joint alriiiiiiight

The way he slices that meat! There's just something about him! Something...intangible.

“What are you about a size 14 shoe?”

Art. Pure art.

You know you have depression when the Country Buffet Man's hellish existence looks preferable to your own 🤔

He's still there, a little older now, but with the wisdom and skill only decades on the buffet line can offer.

Bro I'm dying. That ending killed me lmao

What is this and how did I get here??? Seriously, someone explain please!

"Alright"😂 run for your life little girl

This is as incredibly satisfying as …..the beef please! I’ll be coming back for seconds.

The meat sounds are hilarious!

This has to be an old training video used by old country buffet ....somebody with a sick sense of humor got hold of it.....

I want this played at my funeral

The meat sounds were too much I’m crying 😭

I just can’t with the sound effects man Lmfao

This actually made me cry laughing

Wow. I thought the video title was hyperbole. They really do take the meat right off your plate. These people never had a chance. Shameful.

Poor girl! We can see her soul is long gone...

This is very therapeutic and stress relieving. I feel like I can tackle the world now.

That food looks...disgusting

This guy is a legend. I hope someday he carves me some meat

I love this remix! It makes me feel simultaneously hungry and nauseous.

That quiet slow fade out was genius.

Oh man these damn npcs are getting glitchy again!!!

This comedic genius is before it’s time

Dudes actually pretty polite, until he discards the meat immediately!

Weirdly enjoyable! The music works for this video! You can tell this is an old-school video!

“Allrightt😏”

Love the Oblivion music!

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

When that little girl just stands there smiling and not answering his questions 🤣