Still petitioning for a Rem and Ellis cam!

James: “I don’t care anymore…” Fuhad: “You do. You do.” James: “North America is a continent…” 😂😂😂

I cannot emphasize enough how James embodies the light skin stereotype time and time again lol

When James gets into character he doesn’t stop 😂😂 acting is top tier

Only podcast I can watch for hours and not get bored😂😂

Seeing Fuhad’s peace sign and duck lips combo was exactly what I needed this morning 😂😂

As a female chef, I can confirm that Fuhad is telling the truth, the Kitchen male staff are THIRSTY..

The ultrasound appointment one really and truly deserved that reaction. That's some next level deception 😭

30 seconds in and Fuhad is already preparing himself for James’s SHTUPIDNESSS 😂😂

Not even one minute in and y’all already CACKLING 😂😂😂 I love it. James singing, he too happy!

Those imitating voice memos to side chick after marriage 😂😂😂😂😂 killed me😂😂😂😂

That 'scum' comment during Top 5 had me like 👀👀👀 lol... These boys continue to put their friendship on the line for gameplay 😂

The fact that James thought he would offend us by not liking Mountain Dew is wild. Who drinks Mountain Dew??!!

I've never seen James do such things on the intro, first minute I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣 PS. This is a part 3 of worst things on someone's phone (Ep. 227 and 183 previously) but I'm ALL up for it❤

The amount of times James and Fuhad will play out scenarios 😂😂 I'm here for all of it🙌

James and Fuhad selling us toys is too funny!

😂😂 James should be a backup singer for Rema 😂😂

James lil song at the beginning has me WEAAAAKK😂😂😂😂 And the lil “yea yea” 😅😂😂😂😂

James face when he said “I don’t wanna be that guy😗” 😂😂😂

These guys are clearly in a good mood today 😂😂

The way they ran with the AITA scenario 😂😂😂

I’m pretty sure having “no other option” has kept Mountain Dew in business 😂

Watching James care SO much about these top 5 is hilarious

My ex fiancé cheated on me with men and it was one of the most contradictory feelings I’ve had to deal with in my life but the pity and sheer sympathy I felt for him trumped the anger and betrayal 100%. It’s been about 7 years almost since I left him and I still think about him and my heart just aches for what he still must be going through. I blew up at him when I initially found out but after I moved out I texted him that I wouldn’t ever tell his friends or family or anyone who knew him (his family was very judgmental partly why he hid it) but he literally just replied “thank you, please never contact me again I’m sorry” and that’s the last time I ever talked to him literally. He was so ashamed and hated himself so much for it this man used to just weep at night sometimes like not even just weeping but sobbing a lot of the time uncontrollably but when i would try to comfort him and ask what’s wrong he would just say “I wish so bad I could tell you or tell anyone but it’s just something that nobody could ever even understand” I would tell him “if your cheating on me or did something that you think I’d be upset or mad about the fact that your obviously remorseful makes it a lot harder to be angry when your this clearly upset please just tell me you’ll feel better” and he would just cry and be like im sorry no I just can’t tell you or anyone it’s something I can’t even say out loud and I was helpless I had no idea what to do so I finally had to take his phone one day I was so worried and he was leaving for days at a time and not answering his phone then coming back and acting all depressed I just wanted to know but what I found changed my literal life and I could honestly write a best seller about that time in my life that whole experience was insane and single-handedly killed my want for marriage lol

This has been bothering me for a while, and I just have to ask. How does Rem & Ellis not break out in fits of hysterical laughter while recording the episodes? Especially with today's episode them deep in the AITA ( 33:43 ) 😂😂😂 you don't hear muffled sounds in the background nothing

The chef conversation took me back to my old job 💀 because mans had a wife and was calling me his girlfriend every DAY. All that stuff Fuhad was saying on how they break you down, EXACTLY. THAT.

Honestly, did NOT see the lovehoney sponsorship coming but I aint mad at it 😂😂 (can confirm they have great products, highly recommend)

I have worked in hospitality my whole adult life and I died laughing when you were talking about chefs. I have fallen victim to the game before! Bring me a food, tell me I'm pretty and apparently I fold like a lawn chair. lol

The leaned in point into Fuhad’s face 😂😂😂😂 the ultrasound 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

It's the way these two act out scenarios that KILL me 10:55

The way James laughed at the thought, the girl didn't know her left from right because it was her first day on the job💀

From the eater's pov.. made my knees buckle. 🤣🤣

This AITA is tough (for me as I’m like 8 months pregnant) but he does need to be upfront but he needs to assess if he’s helping her with the baby. She might feel too overwhelmed to even think about it. They both need to assess their individual needs and their needs as a couple.

When i saw James drinking that mountain dew, i kissed my teeth and looked away- 😂 nastiest thing

On almost every topic the go completely off track with their scenarios and it’s the best thing ever 😂

47:00 When they started the role play and kept playing off each other 🤣😭😭😭 Their chemistry is so good 🔥

Me: It's a good day *ShxtsnGigs Uploaded* Also me: This day just got better☺️ P. S. Sending love all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦

"I expect that from scum". Said it with his WHOLE chest and rightfully so. 😂😂😂

i would love to see a series with James and Fuhad travelling around diff countries with random tasks and finding juicy juice

This top 5 session was intense 😂😂

Monday Funday...

19:07 Not James Snitchin😂 Rem calling him Scum right after💀

Am from Africa, Zambia to be exact. Time right now 5:30 . Every Monday I get back home from my 9-5 this is all I look forward to so I don't break down crying lol cuz Mondays are just a drag tbh ... Much love

Lol when James started gawk gawking, my jaw DROPPED. Lol chill. Like I was multitasking so I wasn’t looking at the screen, then I heard a strange noise mid-scenario, so obviously I had to rewind and see what it was… and boy oh boy lol what a treat

I'll have whatever James was having in the intro 😂😂😂

The way you guy go down a rabbit hole with these imaginary scenarios is hilarious 😂 😂😂.I laugh so hard every episode.

Yoo that nose bleed edit was hilarious!!! Random Idea: when you guys start doing your little stories of what you would do In different situations, you should add animations of you both actually doing it whatever it is you’re saying. I think that would be HILARIOUS

The special effects with blood running down James's nose. HILARIOUS 😂

At 34:20 Fuhad growled and my soul literally left my body 😅🥴🤤

I remember when I was about 16 I was working as a waitress and I was on desserts. I had to go to the kitchen and get some ice cream for a customer. As I was bent over into the chest freezer to get the ice cream the fattest chef in the kitchen pushed me all the way in to the freezer, legs in the air n dry humped me for about 10 seconds. Chefs are gross, 100% agree.

Fuhad: Another banga James tryna sing Rema's calm down 😂😅 Damn y'all making me laugh so hard😂😂😂😅

Worked at a ruby Tuesday and he isn’t lying the kitchen crew were menaces to society😂. Wearing leggings to work was the longest shift.

Been a chef for 10 plus years, you guys are spilling the BEEEEAAANS!! 😂😂😂😂 That line... "you're hungry aren't you?" Is the whole game! 😂

My whole pregnancy and till now these guys has cheer me up love it

The "yeah yeah" took me out 😂 0:56

Fuhad doing the whole duckface and peace sign caught me so off guard, I spit coffee out my mouth and nose 🤣🤣

Maybe the misses that suddenly went “non-sexual” after having a baby could be due to postpartum stress

James lung infection death wheeze laugh makes things sooo much funnier😂😂 im sorry your suffering but it’s a hidden blessing🤣🤣

Congratulations on finally winning Top 5 again James 👏🏼

13:07 American here…there are several flavors but we don’t drink that antifreeze in a bottle 🤣🤣🤣

James and Fuhad your too funny🤣can't wait for you to get to 1 Mill subs, you definitely deserve it ♡♡

Wow not James pulling a Randall from Recess lmao “I hate to be this guy” lol was secretly hoping he’d lose because of that 😂

Fuhad:We are back with another banger Nobody: James: Mwah Mwah...🤣🤣. James snitching on REM and calling himself dumb is gold😭.

Monday funday, you guys make me look forward to Monday every week, plus I'm still waiting on James to take his shirt off😊😊

The nosebleed edit... good job

Drawing for the shower head took me out!! 😂😂 why is James like this 😂

I will like to know how Ellis and Rem don't be making noise laughing when these two go off the deep end.

I GET SUPER EXCITED TO SEE MY BRUHS EVERY MONDAY! LESGOOOOO! RUN THE P TO SNG!

Ooowwweee let's get this memorial day started right!! Happy Memorial Day to all the vets out there! Now sit back, relax and have a side splitting laugh!

4:31 James saying “THAT” has got to be the most HD he’s ever sounded on this whole show and it’s soooo funny

Everything they said about cooks in the restaurant is FACTS😂 being a waitress is crazy working with them & now that I’m a truck driver it’s even worse! The men don’t see women for months so the thirsty is at another level.

Kept checking my youtube to see if you guys posted, literally the only thing I look forward to on a Monday.

"The eater's POV" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

The opening sequence was just pure vibes😂😂

0:30 This indicates a true best friend moment😭😭😭

I’m so glad you guys decided to do this! I can tell you guys found what you all love to do. It definitely shows.

The ad libs from James from the jump already knew this was gonna be funny asf🤣🤣🤣

James said, I don’t wanna be that guy but became that guy and then in the same breath says he doesn’t care! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

American here to let you guys know that mountain dew definitely tastes different in America but it also is just as disgusting 😅 Edit: James skills sound like the grapefruit method 💀💀💀💀

Great way to start the day 🙏🏼

Bout to Enjoy tf outta this😊

Yoooo I'm freaking tuned in ... You guys are incredible 😂💪🏾

After binging every episode on KZfaq... It's time to run that P to SNG... Patreon, here I come!

Yeah... since part 1 of this aired, I have added a locked-screen timer & pin, a secure folder and a thumbprint login. I ain't got nothing to hide BUT I don't exactly have things I want out there😅

Those crunchy laughs at the beginning of the pod 😂😊 i love it here

I have been refreshing youtube since im awake to see if monday video is out .😂 Ngl you two boys make my days 💪🏽Respect to you💪🏽

The energy this ep is perfect

Yall are nuts. I could listen to you all day and night. You make me laugh when I'm not in the mood too. ❤

These two with their AITA scenario 😂😂 the twist and turns 😂😂

Chef chat is so SPOT on! Chefs worm they way in with an indirect attack "you need anything you come to me" hahaha then one month down the line they've swerved the friend zone. even the chefs on below deck are exact same 😂😂😂

These episodes where the role playing gets out of hand are my favourite 😂 so funny and so inviting. They pull you in. Make you fall in love with fuegs n Jimmy

Amazing that they kept a straight face during the sex toy advertisement😅😂

Omg I was NOT expecting that Lovehoney commercial. I was squealing! Wait until you guys find out about Bad Dragon toys. Never had one but Lawd ha' mercy!

MAN that Chef story is TRUTH! coming from working in the hospitality industry way back when, HAHAHA i CANT!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The lovehoney ad actually had me creasing 😂

😂 the question segment was BEYOND peak… I appreciate the laughs cuz yah boy got ghosted today.

You guys always make my day, you’re clever, intuitive and never let anyone ever tell you that you’re not funny ! Also I’m obsessed with your anime shirts ! And of course the figurines and art in the background. Please never change !

Definitely the best pod cast, always enjoy the music TB

JMoney drinking that Dew is nasty work 😂

Wow, what you said about the chefs could not be more true 😂 I was a waitress at 16 and 30 odd year old, married blokes were trying to move to me CONSTANTLY! So, so bad 🤦🏻‍♀️