Crazy cleaning before company comes over

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Midwest Magic Cleaning

Жыл бұрын

#autistic
Sometimes, you just have to dive in and pretend that you didn't.

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@nicoledemers9110 Жыл бұрын

Me, sipping my coffee, watching someone get things done around the house while I should be getting things done around the house. 😂

@jenpink4298 Жыл бұрын

I usually watch it once and then set it to replay a couple times while I do things in the house. It’s definitely more fun than just cleaning with the voices in my head😂

@Suelynngrr 9 ай бұрын

LOL! So true! It has motivated me to do some dishes!!!

@pamelacooley6457 7 ай бұрын

😂 I watch these…then begin my morning cleaning. Gives me inspiration and motivation

@sternentigerkatze 6 ай бұрын

Very relatable

@naomivought9317 3 ай бұрын

I’m shampooing carpets while watching lol

@klerch1961 Жыл бұрын

I spin kicked a scrub daddy and a bottle of clean freak into my shopping cart today because of you. You are an inspiration.

@sundoesshine8583 Жыл бұрын

yea, I been thinking of doing the same too.

@klerch1961 11 ай бұрын

@@sundoesshine8583 do it; feels gooood

@jackiedunleavy9862 7 ай бұрын

That’s why they call you “klerch1961-Johnny” back in Minneapolis, son

@JenaWebber 5 ай бұрын

don't forget barkeepers friend also!

@stuartpierce121 4 ай бұрын

I have learned a lot! Jennifer 😊

@darcyalstead7718 Жыл бұрын

Please consider Closed Captioning for the deaf & hearing impaired. You’d be amazed at how many of us are out here. Thank you for your consideration.

@taranorthover Жыл бұрын

There is a cc option.

@Miss-moo Жыл бұрын

Turn on captions at top of screen 🙄

@victoriareyes5748 Жыл бұрын

@@Miss-moo captions aren't always accurate and can be confusing when it throws random words in there.

@victoriareyes5748 Жыл бұрын

I'm hearing and would love captions that aren't auto-generated.

@ItzMzJulez2U Жыл бұрын

@darcyalstead7718 At the top of the screen, the square with CC in it, tap it and closed caption will be on. It’s not always real accurate, but it helps. 🙂

@MsArtistwannabe Жыл бұрын

I went to a gathering some years ago. The house was so clean and tidy as well as the garden. When I complimented the hostess she was so cute. She said she had a secret she would share with me. She opened her large pantry doors and behind them was stacked all the real daily life piles of stuff.

@xannay Жыл бұрын

This is acceptable cheating. :)

@daisyblooms4813 Жыл бұрын

#RealLife

@GrannyLinn 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, first thing you do is throw stuff in laundry baskets and hide in closets.

@debrafoster499 Жыл бұрын

"Oh look, more dishes." Life in 4 words.

@peppermintea420 Жыл бұрын

The videos of you in your home are a welcome departure from the hoarder homes. You have a fun house that reminds me more of the Average American Home than many KZfaqrs that clean overseas or just have spotless influencer homes, it's comforting!

@thetigerpaw2366 Жыл бұрын

My hubby and I are tackling the hoarding nextdoor neighbor. Well, we're not tackling her, she's 83, we're taking down the piles she created. It took us almost four years to clean up our own *bad word*, so now we feel ready to help someone else. She's been packing it in for over 17 years, only narrow walkways exist in over half the rooms. We started with the kitchen... You're an inspiration, Big Dude, thanks for sharing your superpower! 👏😎

@Done975 Жыл бұрын

I no longer call them “bad words”. I call them “constructive criticism of the task or object at hand”! 😂

@crowcalls Жыл бұрын

No bad words, only strong words! And really, really strong words, specifically for instructions that don’t make sense.

@pamelacooley6457 7 ай бұрын

😂

@tweetscotchy1093 Жыл бұрын

Still laughing over the idea of telling all my dishes to “suck it!” as I wash them. You are hilarious! Thanks for making cleaning (or the idea of cleaning) tolerable.

@Lorrainecats Жыл бұрын

Good suggestion about the dishes.

@i2sky532 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm definitely going to adopt this technique!

@mutteringcrone1210 Жыл бұрын

Other hilarity, getting and constructing a new entertainment center; complaining about instructions, manly furniture moving.

@tashajackson2373 Жыл бұрын

See I'm not the only one who enjoys suck it I was laughing out of control and he saved Curse words he's HILARIOUS 😂😂

@dralbora Жыл бұрын

I love the idea that your place (I am assuming) is not pristine all the time. That y'all actually LIVE in it and have to clean up before guests too! SO relatable!

@lesliechamberlain9032 Жыл бұрын

Why do I feel like there is a butt load of spontaneous laughter in your home. With a healthy dose of your wife rolling her eyes at you. 😂😂❤❤

@marylynnewilliams3446 11 ай бұрын

After 67 years of not having a routine, I thank you for showing me how to have a plan and I Love your attitude about all the things you do. Thank you for changing my life for the better!

@marjoriecorcora7617 Жыл бұрын

I decided to start deep cleaning 2 days ago. I wasn’t sure where to start so I thought to myself, what would Mr. What’s-his-face do? So I started by pulling out the stove, then the fridge (big hair ball back there). A couple of times I got a bit overwhelmed with thought of washing down the walls so I broke it up into sections and that made it seem less of a chore. I’m not done but will be ‘gittin’ ‘er done’ right after I watch you clean your house! It’s all about inspiration!

@billrobbins5874 Жыл бұрын

🤢 still working on the motivation. Really enjoy your videos. 👍👍👍

@Selectrolux Жыл бұрын

I just finished deep cleaning my apartment that I've lived in for 20 years. I did it on my days off from work when I didn't have plans and it took me about six weeks to scrub everything down, shampoo the carpets, declutter, replace worn out appliances and broken furniture, and clean out and vacuum the closets. It was a ton of work but I did it in stages, setting an achievable goal each day to accomplish an area. Now that it's all done, I'm amazed at how successfully I've managed to reverse so many years of wear and tear. The further you get into a deep cleaning project, the more momentum you will gain to complete it. It's a labor of love and self-care to refresh your living space.

@staceepayne8787 Ай бұрын

❤Yep that Mr.Whuts-Him-a-call-it- cleaning Johnny-Funny- Man dude and his son Filth really have got me inspired to tackle our house,and thank God because we bought our place way back in 1996! De-cluttering isn't even the word, it's more like OVERHAUL!❤😂

@Owl-Darling 2 ай бұрын

I'm a Scottish woman & when we curse, sailors cringe. People's ears melt if I bang my toe or elbow. Anyway, hi from Edinburgh, Scotland.

@almostjane1754 10 ай бұрын

Just a short tip for you, Biff: when trying to corral pet hair, wrap any old plastic bag you have around the broom as you mop it around. The hair will cling to the bag and not float around with the breeze the broom is kicking up as you sweep. Hope this is helpful. LOVE your videos especially the wacky commentary! Thanks for all you do to help hoarders and others who need cleaning/organizing help. You make autism rock! ❤👍🐾🤣

@missmishpot 4 ай бұрын

Nice tip! 😮👍

@teresahiggs4896 3 ай бұрын

Great tip! I’ll have to try this as I have floating cat hair . I was using this thing that looks like a Swiffer mop but it has a cloth sleeve to fit on the mop end. And that cloth ( terry cloth) really grabs the hair . But there’s always more hair!

@Snoops510 Жыл бұрын

I always feel like finding something to clean after watching your videos. Great job. Great guy. Great family. TY

@MidwestMagicCleaning Жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

@triciac1019 Жыл бұрын

You can come to my house. I always have plenty to clean.

@emilyanne4802 Жыл бұрын

"Exactly One Filth." 🤣 You really crack me up!! I come for the cleaning inspiration, I stay for the smack you talk about Jason. 😆

@karenbee1898 6 ай бұрын

Cat just chillin'...leave me alone you freak I'm just chillin'!

@kathleentroutman1777 Жыл бұрын

I have gotten several of my friends to start watching your videos...even if they aren't all that interested in cleaning. They love the commentary, they appreciate what you do to help people. They are disappointed that you probably wouldn't come to NC to clean their house... keep doing what you're doing! Biff Clownspanker😂 my favorite name so far😅

@jeremyjones8663 5 ай бұрын

NC Midland loves to see other NC's on this channel! Keep your friends watching :)

@HolldollMcG Жыл бұрын

I really don't have many friends outside of family, but I'm grateful that when guests see my lived-in space, they understand that I'm neurodivergent and have a host of mental illnesses and when I can wipe off counters and do a load of laundry, it's a win. Your videos give me inspiration, thank you.

@16belle00 Жыл бұрын

Your dog lying in the floor tracking everything thats going on omg so cute

@artemis2666 28 күн бұрын

"He's exactly one filth" 😅 I can't take it. You are my fave kind of human. The kind that regularly makes me laugh. That's really all I need.

@jodigirl6610 Жыл бұрын

I think if you ever want to really see if you're compatible with someone new in a relationship, do these two things. First, put together any kind of household furniture together. Then go camping. If you're still laughing and not wanting to kill the other person after that...well, you've found yourself a keeper! 😂

@kathyvettraino2267 Жыл бұрын

That's so true! Very wise

@Brandi62 Жыл бұрын

Or wallpaper a small bathroom together. LOL!!!

@CaliAnimalLover Жыл бұрын

Or do a reno starting in January, let them knock down a whole wall, then both of you get sick. Live in one room with 2 cats and 3 parrots. If that doesn’t split you up, nothing will!!

@jodigirl6610 Жыл бұрын

@Brenda Jerles ohhhhh that's a good one, too! Or move, even across town. 😬

@jodigirl6610 Жыл бұрын

@@CaliAnimalLover oh my goodness! No kidding!

@artemis2666 28 күн бұрын

I have a deep sense that I need to be friends with this dude. I haven't "hung out" on KZfaq this much in a long time. And it's all Mack's fault... Mack! We need you in our lives! Even my partner and my 5 yr old daughter are thrilled when they hear that mom has turned on some 'poop floor johnny.' !!

@triciaertz177 Жыл бұрын

I have a 26 year old son who is on the autism spectrum, and we both love and laugh heartily at your humorous narrations 😂

@Scrimpingmommy Ай бұрын

I love that you show that even as a professional cleaner your own home is not always perfect. Homes never are but some cleaners never show their own home. Its real and I appreciate this as it will show folks that daily mess is normal.

@jenpink4298 Жыл бұрын

Hey, Johnny shine stove! Just wanted to let you know that you totally knocked me out last night😂 I got so relaxed from watching you clean and assemble furniture while wearing good butt jeans that I fell asleep. Watched it again just now and I have to say… You never disappoint! Nothing better than a guy who is tall, smart and funny and wearing good butt jeans! I hope that your KZfaq plaque is displayed in a prominent place so that your guests can see it! I don’t know if you’re celebrating Easter or Passover or just having a long weekend, but I hope that you have a great time with your company and your wonderful family. ❤

@montsergirl Жыл бұрын

I am definitely taking some good advice from this! Dishes can SUCK IT! And why didn’t I ever think of getting a new tv stand every time company comes over. Duhh, then just throw it out so you don’t have to clean it 😂😂😂 Freaking love your videos!

@jlynnmontano952 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ontheroadid Жыл бұрын

"Company's coming over -- ASSEMBLE THE FURNITURE!"

@kathyvettraino2267 Жыл бұрын

Love the TV shelf! Very cool esthetic. I was so glad you saved the plants in pots. Love me some plants! I would be interested in the palladium/terrarium build ❤ I would like to make one someday. I have made small terrariums but nothing like what you had. Cool vid, loved it. 😍

@MidwestMagicCleaning Жыл бұрын

At some point, I'll make a big one with a waterfall.

@kathyvettraino2267 Жыл бұрын

@@MidwestMagicCleaning that would be awesome!

@kejohnson4109 Жыл бұрын

You show all of us something different every time. Glad you are feeling better.

@karamaybee2314 4 ай бұрын

I absolutely love it when they allow enough room to turn the allen wrench an 1/8 of a turn so you have to remove it to turn it 57 times

@janmommy2001 7 ай бұрын

Thank you from the most Northern Californian part of my heart for mentioning Sacramento. We don’t get a lot of shout outs even tho we are the capitol. Last time someone shouted out to us was Tupac.

@jylromain6439 Жыл бұрын

I live in the desert and I can tell you from personal experience that Gatorade does work better than water. Please listen to your wife. As usual, she's right.😄

@kimchapman2210 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful plants and pots! Glad you are feeling better.

@irenepwheeldon Жыл бұрын

Just love the look on your dogs face as he is watching you clean

@taranorthover Жыл бұрын

Hi Bif Clownspanker! This is my first notification video as a subscriber. And I just realized I'm way too excited about this. But that's how I roll, son .

@nellymed85 Жыл бұрын

Like the "lying liar that you are" 🤣 It's me.

@pammorin9037 Жыл бұрын

Something as simple as a "suckit" under my breath at those dishes I can't stand doing will at least bring a smile to my face. Thanks sir

@seattlegirl2077 Жыл бұрын

I can't control what people call me either. Some grown kids are hanging out at my house calling me Mom.... Crazy!

@jenniepearl306 5 ай бұрын

I assembled a kitchen island on wheels. 48 pieces took me 8 hours. I was pleased with myself, even though it likely would have taken an experienced person half the time.

@VickiCampbell-1216 Жыл бұрын

"Biff Clownspanker" 😂I've been telling my dishes to "suck it" for years. They never pile up in my sink. It really works!! I love your new TV stand/fireplace. Instructions, for me, are merely suggestions. 😅I gotta say, I love the copious amounts of turquoise walls and decor in your home. Say "Hello" to Dakota and the Cats...(sounds like a band from the 60s) 😅, I see they are super helpful. 😹 Oh, and "Hey" to Jason. 🖐😁

@AuroraBD0618 11 ай бұрын

When I was a new homemaker in 1981 my mother-in-law told me to leave my vacuum out and plugged in. That way anybody that visited unexpectedly would think I was in the middle of cleaning.

@sandytaylor8482 Жыл бұрын

I hated to see your terrarium go. It's so beautiful! But, of course, real storage makes sense. You've made a Clean Freak believer out of me. I'm never without it.

@Ms._Purple_Apple 11 ай бұрын

Yes cuss words are always helpful, when you’re trying to put difficult things together.🤣👍⭐️

@deborahsobel3314 Жыл бұрын

I always leave a couple of dishes in the drying rack so it doesn't look like I tried too hard. 😊

@Zilear Жыл бұрын

Jason Clownspanker should be ashamed for not keeping every crevice of your house spotless. He should be working 24/7 cleaning your house! So ungrateful!

@XX-pl3tm Жыл бұрын

A TV stand with three legs and two books 😂 is the best type of stand ever! I had an industrial size mop bucket with three wheels and one missing. Used it that way (full of water and off balance) for six years. Finally convinced the boss to buy a new bucket...with four wheels.

@christinajones3022 7 ай бұрын

I love how the dog just lays there watching you. He is waiting for you to make a wrong move. LOL

@sewlady33 Жыл бұрын

I just *love* watching (and listening to) your videos! As soon as I get a notification that you've put up a new video, I stop doing whatever I was doing and watch you! I love hearing your commentary, too, and all the "they used to call me (whatever it is you think up)." You are the most fun part of my day...

@Ms._Purple_Apple 11 ай бұрын

These build it yourself type furniture, is like an adult puzzle. 🤣👍⭐️

@lauraatkinson4790 Жыл бұрын

I didn't know Jason was a person. I thought it was a unit of measurement, like "This house is in horrible shape. Five Jason's."

@MidwestMagicCleaning Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@annafalciglia5165 45 минут бұрын

Well done! looks awesome. Cleaned the house and built a unit... The lights are cool! Great job. 🤟

@luannvondracek439 Жыл бұрын

You always get so much done while giving us good tips and a laugh a minute.

@hymmj147 Жыл бұрын

Your "oh, look...more dishes" has become my catch phrase when I enter my kitchen.

@peggygreeby5065 Жыл бұрын

Great to see you, glad you're feeling better. I have a cat that sheds so much I'm thinking about getting him a wig.

@sherihartman5236 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing your cleaning. It is soothing to my anxiety and you do it so well. ❤

@Lorrainecats Жыл бұрын

Love the plants on your deck and all the shades of blue in your house.

@electronictrip Жыл бұрын

i LOVE the clicking sounds from sped up dish washing!!

@Michelle-ud4we Жыл бұрын

Amen sister

@windhorse4straveler647 Жыл бұрын

Oh, hey, look! More dishes! Whoa, that's a big TV! I love the bleus in your house. The walls, the pots and pans, the planters. Lovely.

@saltandpepper9389 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the video, Fake Fire Johnny! Has lots of fun watching it 🎉

@laurettaberger442 Жыл бұрын

Biff Clownspanker! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it!

@minnieevans1025 Жыл бұрын

Oh, I'm so happy to find another person who paints their butt green every morning! You rock!! Keep us laughing 😂

@jenpink4298 Жыл бұрын

I totally wasn’t expecting him to say that so I started choking on my coffee😂

@natashiamcsween7151 27 күн бұрын

Your plants are beautiful! I love your videos but nice to see the plants too!

@madgeteegarden-tc4fr Жыл бұрын

Oh so good to see you back and cleaning. You always make me laugh. 😊

@gardeninginthedesert Жыл бұрын

This is perfect! A friend asked if she could use my house for a party tomorrow. I've had a difficult week with a sick cat, no running water and you know, life. I'm running out of motivation to clean, your tips will help. ❤

@debbiemezey7831 Жыл бұрын

Hey look... So happy to see you~ feel better Mister, right in the face!

@Brandi62 Жыл бұрын

Everything looks amazing! I love the LED lights on the TV stand. I also love your tennis shoes! My favorite color! All your plants look amazing as well.

@gregpendrey6711 Жыл бұрын

Nice pots. Way too sketchy in Cle Elum to leave plants out until June. Seattle is 80 miles west and seems like your climate in April. Love you. Love how you do your channel. You and Clean with Barbie are the kind.

@user-kp5cr2vq3h 22 күн бұрын

😂 when I was a kid, we had two standards of clean. Regular clean than "company clean". As an adult I try to keep it company clean all the time. But, if someone drops in unexpectedly, they get whatever it is.

@brendabyers2330 Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for your videos! You have gave me courage to keep trying to keep the clutter out. I feel overwhelmed at times with all the clutter.

@evelynemalone91 Жыл бұрын

Glad you are back, love the dogs expression while you are cleaning

@babydahl9424 21 күн бұрын

I love the comment about telling the dishes to 'suck it'. I always say 'yeet' when putting a bag of trash into the can. I often flip off things in the house that aren't behaving how i want as well.

@orchNEStra Жыл бұрын

I had to cackle at the entertainment stand bit! I love your sense of humor, it really is the peanut butter to the cleaning chocolate.

@TWBlack Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh my Mom was the best closet hoarder EVER!!! I never knew until we had to move her out of 2 bedroom apartment!!!

@QuiltLady Жыл бұрын

Love your running commentary in your videos. Great voice too. You make me laugh with your quick wit. Your video with you cleaning your house while your back was injured. That was hysterical. You need a magnet to sell that says “Oh, look! There’s dishes! You have some great advice too.

@beckiemorrison5189 Жыл бұрын

Hello Mr. Klaunspahncker! LOVE that your "cleaning" included 3 tasks that weren't cleaning at all but things you have been wanting to do but putting off. This is my life. I have all this stuff I want to do and then when company comes over I am then inspired to do it all. The insanity! Oh and awesome new TV console. You and wifey have funky style and I like it.

@stephaniejongsma6286 Жыл бұрын

I love your videos so much. Your sense of humor really tickles me. So refreshing. I loved the joke about building an entertainment center every time company comes. I literally laughed out loud.

@montsergirl Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I LOVED that part too. Just so serious when he says it 😂😂😂

@lesliechamberlain9032 Жыл бұрын

Biff Clownspanker. YAAAASSS!!😂😂😂

@christinascleaning Жыл бұрын

so excited for the extra video a week soon! and really enjoyed seeing the plants they look so good on the porch! God Bless y'all

@darthlaurel 11 ай бұрын

I always repot a metric ton of plants right before company is coming. It seems like the ideal time to do it in order to put off the real work of tidying up.

@thekingoffailure9967 Жыл бұрын

Id love to see your process for creating terrariums! Living in Canada it's so hard to keep houseplants because they freeze next to windows, so I keep mine in a large cabinet I took the door off of. There are lots of expert eye candy terrarium videos, but I haven't found entry level down to earth stuff.

@ruthiezophia7118 Жыл бұрын

I feel like i'm at a comedy club every time I watch you

@isabelbeckerman9226 Жыл бұрын

It's delightful to see you again, Chuck. It's been a while, my friend. I'm glad you're recovering from your illness🤒, slowly but assuringly. It's groovy you're re-organizing the house and re-soiling the houseplants 🪴now that the Spring season is here. I'm looking forward to more of your cleaning uploads 🧹coming soon on KZfaq. Have a lovely Easter🌷🥀🌼, and for everything you've accomplished, I hope you'll receive a giant chocolate eggs/candies🍫🍬 🧺basket exclusively delivered by the Blue Bunny🐇 by your doorstep tomorrow morning🥰.

@bethbrown2316 Жыл бұрын

I got that same entertaining center for my birthday. Love it!! Wow was it ever hard to put together! Thanks for making me laugh Biff Clownspanker! ❤

@doloresm7396 Жыл бұрын

Biff, great video as per usual. Love the entertainment center, I really could have used that styrofoam. I make fake boulders for my land. Anywho, those plants and planters are stunning. I wouldn't even attempt to price those bad boys. It was great seeing Jason's back. Seriously, excellent video, you are a workhorse. Enjoy that entertainment center it's lovely. Have a great time with your company.

@sharonfox5643 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing about the styrofoam. I use it in my Christmas Village for mountains and platforms. I do a little each year to make it easier to put up the next year.

@doloresm7396 Жыл бұрын

@Have A Fresca Lol

@doloresm7396 Жыл бұрын

@@sharonfox5643 What we can't do with styrofoam!

@kdenton Жыл бұрын

You have the best sense of humor. I will never look at washing dishes the same without saying just suck it. Love the videos can't wait to see the next..

@DDunlap Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for your videos. Not only do I enjoy watching the cleaning but I absolutely love the commentary 😄. Keep on keepin on!

@marriedagain2008 Жыл бұрын

I would, eventually, love to see you put together a new terrarium. That was just so cool.

@sundoesshine8583 Жыл бұрын

On that note about future videos, I might suggest doing one about the whole autism thing. If you've been diagnosed as an adult or earlier etc. Always interesting to hear journeys.

@1SapphireBlue 11 ай бұрын

You made me actually giggle with your comments today. I loved the comment about telling your dishes to ‘suck it’! 😮 I lost my husband 6 months ago and not much is making me smile these days. Thanks for helping others make it through tough times! ❤

@joellenbroetzmann9053 Жыл бұрын

You are MORE than fairly good at terrariums! A whole lot more! You are more like the jolly green giant!

@ceebee987 Жыл бұрын

Biff clown spanker. 🤣🤣🤣 Came for the cleaning tips and stayed for your humour. I've been using your APC cleaner and it has cut some my cleaning time in half. Glass cleaning is super fast now.

@mariagar5758 Жыл бұрын

Hey 👋 Jason's dad! Awesome 😎 video thanks for sharing enjoy your weekend, tudles Mr Belligerent hahaha 😆

@AlabasterClay Жыл бұрын

I subscribed when I learned that you get a new entertainment center for every visitor. Mad respect.

@aceventura3837 Жыл бұрын

Surely he was joking right

@jazzrose7375 Жыл бұрын

Great video amazing ❤️🧡💛👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@1whitecottagelife770 Жыл бұрын

I love the dog just laying there eyeballing you work….

@lindah8838 Жыл бұрын

I love your pets! Thanks for letting us know that you are feeling better. Was wondering if you were ok.

@TRoxanne54 Жыл бұрын

Your videos always encourage me to get off my butt and organize and clean. Love your videos

@gsthompson4592 11 ай бұрын

Thanks! Perfect statement Bubba. Dive in & just pretend you didn't .. Luv it! Gonna try with my coffee & you this morning! ... BTW. I went over to Cleaning with Barbie & told her I jumped over from ur channel! ... Glenda