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Holy shit

I'm straight out the trailer and he is a poser out of a house with a tennis court and an apple orchard

LMAO you just straight bodied this man

@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 And I'll take that applause Because I deserve it

Facts

Kid Rock would definitely be willing to collaborate with Tom McDonald. It would be like the cringe anti-SJW equivalent of Freaky Friday with two “artists” that people don’t like.

There is a market, what do you expect? It's all about the Benjamins, baby.

My take on this song is the same as all Tom McDonald song. I'm offended. Not because it's not "PC". I'm offended because it's trying soooooooooooooo hard to be edgy.

Tom Macdonald couldn't hold a candle to kid rock. Give me just 1 example of how tom is in anyway an as good or better musician than kid rock. Good luck!

Appreciate you putting a comma there, mate.

Won't somebody please think of the trophy salespeople!

I need to eat people

That is a critical comma

@@vexed_con a holy comma, God's comma

He’s simply a glitch in the system

It’s best to see him this way lol

Makes sense, leprechauns are also white dudes with chinstrap beards that sell over-priced garbage to poor people

I saw him on a street corner in Mackinac, Michigan several years ago. Everyone was trying to get his autograph and he was randomly talking about some really delicious fish he recently had.

I have an idea for a scary movie...

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear bla

Doctor: Mr. Rock you have stage IV Cancer. You have maybe 6 months to live, you should get your affairs in order Kid rock….*calls monster truck* *hands Doctor the phone*

You could not be less capable of telling him how to live.

Kid Rock acts as someone who's been told how to live all his life.

DONT EVEN TRY DAMMMITTTT!😂

That and “get woke go broke” are equally as cringe

Same with calling someone a “simp” in Fall 2021. It just makes me contort my whole face.

These are the exact same people who shit their pants in rage when someone kneels during the national anthem or says "Happy Holidays" within a ten-mile radius. It's absolutely pathetic and I have no intention of ever associating with someone like that.

This is pretty much how I feel about every Conservative buzzword. They swear to god they’re triggering everyone, when honestly most people just find them kinda lame and corny. Imagine revolving your entire personality around the fact that you don’t like Liberals lol.

@@TheIntenseLime First off, kickass username and pic. Second, it’s mostly just a horde of bitter, hate-filled boomers who refuse to accept the fact that a) the world is changing and b) they are pretty much irrelevant at this point. So they latch on to this delusion that their outdated beliefs are still the norm to try to hold onto some semblance of social control, because they’re just too lazy to change. Simple as that.

He is not wrong but it is about as daring as saying Biden is a worse president than Trump.

They both like drugs. Not the same drugs, but still.

Doobie doobie doo....

His middle name is definitely fiddler.

So many people are cancelled for things they said over a decade ago yet this one is still out there.

Oh no oh god

Holy shit that's bad lol

Kid Toucher Rock

well he's always been that guy who tries to pander to certain groups in the most blatantly insincere way since he started his joke of a career. he just goes against the grain not because that's what he believes, but rather because that's what will "trigger some snowflakes" so he can then proceed to pander to the maga crowd. that's all he can do because he doesn't really have any talent (certified no shit sherlock moment, i know i know), pissing people off is the only way which will earn him any attention at all.

@@JohnDarksoul69 He’s taking the KZfaq prankster approach to the twilight years of his career

Kid Rock 20 years ago: "To all my homies up in Cell Block Six!" Kid Rock today, probably: "They shouldn'ta broke the law!"

I'm a kid rock fan maga supporter but this comment is hilarious

You’ve never seen “It’s food”

Let's argue is awesome too

@@alexgoman3556 Lmaoo I forgot about that. He should bring that series back

The thing I think makes them good is that he only does them every now and then. I feel like if you try to be the "Get a look at this." guy all of the time, it loses the impact. Nobody is really swimming in cringe like that... and talking about it, I mean. So at some point, it's gonna be phoned-in. Just a natural progression imo. Like, imagine if all that you did was seek out, publish, and comment on cringe. Like, that's your here to there. It's beyond human limits to do that and still feel anything about it. It hurts my soul to even think about. Anthony avoids that by only doing them when he has cringe gold. You never expect it, and that works out pretty well.

We need to start a petition to get It's Food back and we need Dominique as the co-host.

Where the fuck is the manager? I demanded to see the god damn manager almost a full episode of Seinfield ago. SOMEONE IS GETTING FIRRRRRED.

Fake news!

I mean he has the mental state of a kid, and terrible contemporary western hard rock is (sadly) still rock.

I mean the rock part is pretty accurate, he does have the brain of one.

i was going to say if Willie Nelson were born in 1990 he'd be the one of the kinds of people Kid Rock is calling snowflakes

yep, Johnny Cash too. I'm not sure Haggard was all that progressive in comparison though, although he did say that Okie from Muskogee aged poorly in his eyes as a representation of poor rural people's views.

It's called 'last stand in open country.'

Real Cowboy shit

Also comparing himself to Bruce Springsteen who is very liberal and has written tons of songs critical of America lol

You are the best art of all time

I knew you were cultured, mashup man!

This was an unironic banger

Dude you are way too talented for this Kid Rock Mickey Mouse bullshit, escape while you still can!

@Monolith _X yes it is? lmao. all celebrities giving the world their opinion is a joke

right!! i kept thinking wow, this sounds like a specific rock song but I can't remember which. i forgot how unoriginal kid rock is

That's an insult to Rage Against the Machine smh

Rage Against The Machine -Killing In The Name Of Killing in the name of Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Uh Killing in the name of Killing in the name of Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya But now you do what they told ya Well now you do what they told ya Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those who died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Uh Killing in the name of Killing in the name of Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Come on Uh Yeah Come on Uh Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Motherfucker Uh

@@electrosthefella Rage Against The Machine is an insult to people who actually believe in something.

Rage In Favor of the Machine

Hey man..freedom costs a buck ‘o five

“I’m a REEEEDNEEEECK! I’m a COOOUUUNTRRYYY BOOOOYYY!”

This would be too funny for SNL so of course it wouldn't fly, even if it were satire.

I love the main theme from Team America.

Kirumi

the internet already destroyed parts of him RiP ThatIsThePlan

Oh, man, can you imagine him rapping over Ascension Millennium? You better, because a permanent part of my life essence fled my body for typing this.

Kid Rock was nothing but a trend chaser. He went from hip hop to rap rock to nu metal to Southern rock to country. That’s his career trajectory.

Its pandering--full stop. The type of people who would unironically listen to shit like this are neo-nazi bikers, or those old 50 year olds at the bar who "really think this has a good message" but for some strange reason can't articulate what that message is.

p to the l to the u to the g

The dozens of us were popping in the 90's.

Kid Rock fans and Kyles are the same thing

“YEEHAW I’M PIMPIN’” said the one Kid Rock fan I know at my grandma’s funeral (not a true story)

I live in Michigan so they’re fairly plentiful here. I try not to associate with them

Both of my parents are genuine Kid Rock fans. Both of my parents currently have Covid. I don’t really talk to both of my parents.

Or Hungadangadang singing as AV Club put it

😂😂😂

ain't nobody gonna tail me how to leearrrhvvve

Bonus points for "but they kicked me out because I told the drill instructor I'd kick his ass" when it was actually because he just quit

slayer is sick dont let others decide wat u think is cool lol

Its not even a real slayer shirt lol. There's a different name on it

He probably bought it at Hot Topic and doesn't own a single album of there's.

If it makes you feel any better, I own a Ford Truck Month cd.

Slayer deserves an apology.

You know that the term was used by colleges to the point where people don't relate it to actual PTSD anymore.

@@ThePhreakass Perhaps what you think of as overuse is actually just realising that a lot more people are traumatised than you expected.

@@travisdraper2411 Perhaps not

Perhaps yes, because the medical research showing the lasting physical damage to the brain in relation to trauma is supported by science instead of memes on your racist uncle's fb

@@hdervish2497 Man you totally convinced me. You sound damaged

He had one?

It is quite an amusing line. I’ll give him that.

A sick burn that should have far more likes.

“sOuTh pArK iS jUsT wOkEtArd aNd cAn'T hAndLe kId rOcK sPitTiNg fAX yO!”

I agree, Melon needs to get over the Fader article.

​@@heronoverdosesounds like you're the one that hasn't moved on.

@@maxsmart9116 Oh man you are so right my dude, I will confess ThisIsThePlan was one of my favourite KZfaq channels ever.

And yet here we are. lol

Tom is the king of this shit. This sux but no one will back it like they do TM

@@davidstenbak5118 I will say that Tom is considerably dumber

The two of them should do an “anti-woke” collab so we can laugh at them making the cringiest song of all time

I think Tom Macdonald knows what he's doing and is just one of those troll rappers

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I genuinely laughed out loud at that

I lost it when he edited in the screaming person from when Trump won LMFAOO

@@DarkestNight99 the best satirical geniuses couldn’t come up with something so fucking hilarious

@@thomaslippiatt7107 rock flag and eagle!!!

It’s fucking hilarious if you don’t take it seriously, which you absolutely shouldn’t

"This guy sounds like wrestling." - KZfaqr Pat Finnerty describing the singer of Monster Truck

just all projection

He put one on Patreon Oct 30

I wonder how that one guy in the comments who's only been eating granola and tofu scramble is doing

@@tofuteh2348 i desperately need a new recipe

he canceled culture

Kid Rock knows that you are wrong

@@cdvideodump shouldn't you be shaving your bush in the likeness of Jen Psaki.....

This is not where you belong

He just gave everythiiiing awayyyyy

Social media is literally the only reason this point of view has been elevated to the point where there’s enough people out there for it to be worth the time and effort to sell this song to them.

At least Fab can sing

Keep on enjoying your NW0 Face Diaper 😷. Fresh air and human socializing are not good for you, and don't hug your children or let them play outside because that would be cruel and maybe even illegal.

@@montag4516 lmao

conservatives have gotten an adult form of oppositional defiant disorder in which everything that could benefit one's health is a threat to their freedom

Rage on behalf of the machine

@@willywonka7812 do you actually unironically think in 2021 either artists represent 'the machine' with everything going on?

@@heronoverdose yes. Capitalism is the machone grinding us to dust, and tom mcdonald is ignorant enough to champion the establishment's mode of production; their means of power and control, in the face of the underclass's rumblings of discontent as tge achieve class consciousness. Tom Mcdonald is a tool. In every sense

@@willywonka7812 You mistake conservatives for capitalists. With that I look at the machine of now and it is certainly not right wing these days.

@@heronoverdose conservatives, under capitalism, are a shortcut to fascism

A national treasure?

The GOAT?

Hey woah. Larry the Cable guy is a treasure and great dude. Kid Rock is a pile slugs masquerading as a person

Also, I was taught like, don't say shitty things to people and watch your words by boomers! Good times lol

He came from money and his name is literally fucking Robert Ritchie. He's a joke.

I just know that kid was a fan of em until he heard White America and was like “What?! Em said that white people have an advantage in music!! 😡🤬 Fuck you Slim ANUS, I’m going to listen to someone better 😎”

@@FlameOnTheBeat Wow. I had never even thought of that. At least Revival has it's moments - sparse as they are - of thoughtful reflection. They're just buried under atrocious production, terrible beats, awkward features, and annoying flows. Eminem even at his *ABSOLUTE WORST* is better than Kid Rock.

@@brodieyake7735 Eminem even at his absolute worst is better than pretty much all his viral imitators.

“I'M JUST SICK OF PEOPLE BEING TOO SENSITIVE ABOUT BLACKFACE, YO!”

I really hate myself for buying Devil Without a Cause in 98. High school me didn't know any better lol.

Thank you. we accept, but this is your final warning.

Wait, I THOUGHT HE WAS FROM THE SOUTH

Variety is gay

@@yazoshaughnessy7429 word

"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory (Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY!"

I mean compared to almost every rapper today he is talented, at least he can play an instrument and not just make jungle noises over trap beats

If you enjoy it for comedic value only this is arguably the greatest piece of art this year 💀

Tom McDonald Kid Rock and 4G Autoblow "MAGA musketeers" (album cover features the three of them 'swordfighting') Featuring at least nine songs with "White Boys" in the title

Was just gonna comment this! So glad I haven’t listened to canadian radio in 5 years or more so I can just avoid this type of shit lmao

I kind of forgot about him until pat finnerty what makes this song stink

As much as I dislike MGK, even he probably thinks this is trash. At least he doesn’t lack this much social awareness