She kinda has that Jesus Christ is my nigga flow 🤣

😭😂

She definitely looks like the type to rhyme USA. 😂😂

@@coreycasciano3255 No way, man. That guy's flow was legit.

Well I went to the hat store today, and I bought myself a hat.

You would realize she is smarter than you think or you are dumber than you think. Take your pick.

id kms ngl

Damn that would be a tough pill to swallow....

yup. Basically they just want to be the boot.

Stop it I can’t breathe! 🤣

Call themselves libertarians LMAO

the honesty is genuinely refreshing, i appreciate that she chose to lay bare the gray, pulsating void she has instead of a soul

One attack on the power grid though and these cryptards will lose everything.

"Arrested for a bitcoin laundering scheme" makes "tax evasion" sound gangsta 😂

Bitcoin related fraud is also known as "scamming" in the streets so you can consider it "gangsta"

@@JackieLombardi no.

@@miserirken How? Are you suggesting that scamming doesn't exist and that hood mfs aren't doing it?

You could say Razzlekhan Razzled and Conned them

Most likely answer

Agreed on her thinking that rap isn't "real" music (a la Ben 'Tiny Dick' Shapiro). But she likely also thinks that: a) rap is dumb, b) anyone can do it, and c) she can make easy money by stringing some words together. She gets a double F- for her rap game, but an A+ for committing to her delusions.

I think you're right on.

I mean, how many times was she going to use the word crocodile? Her usage of "tough words" is enough to tell you she believes she's "gangsta" because she hit a blunt ONCE, and a black guy must have been nice and said "you're cool".

Are you surprised?

and like some of them not even that bad

@@nikita_soloviev if this is the bar, I'm sure some of them are half decent 💀

I do not love that

Or that there’s a best crypto rapper 🥴

Okay we have to leave the rap bars / Prison bars / Drinking bars in the last decade they've been overused. No more I drop a bomb like Vietnam. The Vietnam War is over No more spectacular with vernacular No more " If I go to VIP they don't need to see ID" You cannot die hard like Bruce Willis no more" You cannot manage to do damage From now on lie in the booth. No more being in the booth to tell the truth to the young youth And these orders are from the lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal God himself

lmfao this made me laugh and idk why

She's terrible but to be fair jails do have a lot of bars

@@brandonayong5823 🤣🤣 I’m dead

(Im a spiritual lyrical miracle spiritual individual, lyrical miracle spiritual individual, im a spiritual lyrical miracle spiritual individual. Skipping Filping and dipping Skipping Filping and dipping,) you get the idea. Filthy Frank Was Right. We need to contain the sound cloud rappers and "Decommission" them /S

He calls them his best of

They’ll always be white rappers.

@@KZfaq_stole_my_handle no they will always be clips of Fontano.

The Uyghur genocide is not happening. It's neocon propaganda . The same media responsible for the war in Iraq claim to be the saviors of Muslims. It seems unlikely to me.

@@lautaroescarlon7501 bad thing to be wrong about

So funny 😂😅

The best one was " I'm so sick and tired of that early 2010s vibe. She's like a decade late looking like an extra from LMFAO" BRO 😂😂😂😂😂

i am glad i'm not alone in this. i rewound it like 5 times.

She got that stock ticker flow

I did lmao

Why would you? The song has nothing to do with being LGBTQ+

@@lautaroescarlon7501 4:19

How dare you speak on behalf of others

I agree with you, as someone who's bisexual, you'll never even catch me rock with this even in my grave.

as a trans bisexual girl i keep my rocking to a minimum on this one

Well, she'll have a lot of time to spend on bars very soon...

And not have a bag of burner phones called “burner phones”

hard agree, the title fucking rules

Squarting Squelching Wet Agree to that

sorry we had to change it :( was a banger tho

@@fantano HOOOOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MELON

what was the original?

Her reactions in the comments at her video shows she is very aware about how it is bad

@@bas_ee melon was the one who said it tho.

The best part of watching a lot of reviewers is learning to appreciate mediocrity lol

We live in a post-irony society now. Self awareness dont mean nothin no more

@@nathanieledwards7150 I hate the "irony" is also "in". While I think people should like or appreciate whatever they want, as long as it's ethical, there are so many "ironic" fans of things that will call other people normies because we don't want to pump time and money into awful stuff. Watching The Room or a Troma film once in a while is funny but so many people have made a personality quirk out of liking awful stuff and shoving it in peoples faces. It's like being a Quality Hipster.

@@CypressDahlia i love the room. Samurai cop. Miami connection. Plan 9 from outer space. Its very much a part of my personality because humor is a part of this here survival, see. loved mystery science theatre 3000 since I was a whipper. love watching seemingly self unaware films, and Its something ill personally always love. But I also watch alot of great films that I take earth shatteringly serious. Like night of the hunter, shock corridor, mauvis sang, days of heaven, Rumble fish, and in a lonely place. A different bag on the street every drive.

@@nathanieledwards7150 If you genuinely enjoy these things, I'm all for it. But I definitely think the quirky "haha I like to bump Sonic OST songs at parties" shtick among people in my age group gets tired cuz it's like we're all just vibing bro turn that shit off who gave you the aux cord?

@KZfaq is highkey garbage M.I.A def doesn't deserve it...she's a goat

@KZfaq is highkey garbage kreayshawn doesn't deserves shit lol, shes gone thru her redemption arc already

@@jadesded hell fuckin nah

@@balmainrichard1335 In the past few yrs she released a new album & an ambient lp under a different name, she keeps showing up on newer 'hyperpop' artists tracks, she has an active Twitter with more followers than when she started, is a twitch streamer, and has had interviews about how juvenile whitegirlmob was in retrospect, all this aside from being a mom & holding down a job, if that isn't a W idek

The what song

This song came out 2 years ago.

sorry but this is no where near as bad as that abomination.

it's a top 3 all time for sure

yh like i can appreciate the shaggs from an outsider music level but this is not that

don't bring the shaggs into this they're too pure

I don’t know if I love or hate the fact that I get this reference.

Please leave the Shaggs out of this.

The difference is that the shaggs were made to do music by their dad while still being kids at the time. She chose to rap making her shit several degrees worse than their music.

He says he is affiliated with murders killers The people he runs with are thuging But he's just a wannabe gunner Like he was gonna do something

yes

Melcoin

@@brandonayong5823 please stop

He dropped an entire mixtape as his cringe alter ego Cal Cuchesta

that peñis colada flow as we like to call it

"Don't be a penis...colada, that is." *Todd In The Shadows quickly taps out*

Oh yeah, she's being a real peñis... _colada that is_

Fellow T.I.T.S enjoyers stand up

That is exactly what I thought. But I wouldn't have put Liz in a same sentence with a criminal lol.

My friend, there is no need to shame yourself for acts you have not even done. Watching both those videos make me cringe beyond belief, and even though you might not have natural talent, with practice anything can be achieved. Do not assume you are even worse than this crypto rapper without even trying, and if you do try, and you are bad, then practice and practice. Do not shut yourself down because you think you are like Corey Feldmen, even if you sound bad, a desire to improve will guarantee that you will eventually be good. I hope you are doing well, and I wish you the utmost luck in any endevour.

I think you get desensitized of secondhand embarrassment after a while, watch the office or something see if that doesn't help. The bees made honey in the lion's skull is a great album !

@@Discojericho I not only chose this avatar for the music, but because it's one of the most gorgeous pieces of album artwork I've seen. This and Once More 'Round the Sun by Mastadon are my favorites. As for getting desensitized, when I was younger and lived with my family we had the TV on during dinner. I would get up in the middle of dinner during awkward scenes and find an excuse to like, use the restroom or something, because I just didn't want to be there. Happened a LOT during the Big Bang Theory. So uh, I think I just hate it. Maybe I'm thinking of "cringe"? They're the same for me.

I don't think I've ever related to a comment this much. I have an anxiety disorder, and so I also get that extreme secondhand embarassment. Thank you for being able to put into words.

@@phillipbell4394 I might have an anxiety disorder? I have a lot of shit that isn't formally diagnosed but my psychiatrist goes "Yeah, might be that." Glad I helped you conceptualize the idea, I know how important exact wordings can be. I think it's social anxiety plus empathy, so you're feeling the embarrassment almost as if you were them. That's my best guess as to the cause.

Whooaaa back off before the GBC comes through for Wicca

all the other universes are doing their best to drift far away from us.

As a lesbian: hard agree

this comment is wild having not watched the video for context yet

bi enby here: DOUBLE hard degree

Agreed. Cringe has no gender identity. We want nothing to do with this walking disaster.

@@lilfigurative agreed & greetings from a pan enby

It isn't even unusually bad. White American women have been rapping like this for the longest time. I don't know why they get stuck on flows like this. It's always a bad parody of Rapper's Delight. It's not even funny.

@@billhicks8 because in their minds a flow is just an attempt to rhyme with nothing else attached to the idea than that. 2pac would be the exact opposite and uses his flow to demonstrate reality manipulation by attaching everything to his idea of flow rhyme being just one of those things

I prefer "fool's gold" to define it

Maybe she’s putting on an act to seem stupid and get off charges

@@treyebillups8602 please. Have a look at her. Does she look like someone wanting to get off charges? I bet when she was 15 she stole a milk bottle giggling out of the shop calling her friends to celebrate the act with a Quincenera with no Latinas invited

I agree, Efrain. We get the usual pile-on from know-it-alls before there's even a fair trial. Razzlekhan makes some good points if you check out all her videos.

Yea there was a hack 6 years ago of a crypto exchange for millions ... Her and her dude ended up with like 150 grand of it or something like that. They definitely didn't mastermind the hack and there were other people involved. They didn't scam individuals. Honestly "conspiracy to defraud the united states " actually sounds like a pretty honorable crime

Worse of all, knowing that she genuinely thinks, she's an actual rapper

SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. KZfaq FAME? Yes. Good day, dear zac

love to see a girlboss go to jail

The 2 greatest rappers of all times are already girls " You still got no children after your 3rd marriage You lost so many babies We should call you miss Carriage" " Translate this into Hyerogliphs Your Sandy vagina has a 7 year itch My best friends are diamonds you can't beat me Quit tripping and walk your arse back home like an Egyptian" Name one greater battle in hip hop history... I'll wait 😂

@@jacksampsonforever Free Elizabeth Holmes til it's backwards.

lol

LOOOL didn't even see that

@@fantano Exposthony fantano here. We expected more out of you melon.. You failed us. 💔😩 unsubbed

I can't believe Fantano would steal Ethan Klein's title like that

@@fantano I give this title change a solid 10 😭 great minds think a like!!

Its about sending a message 🦇

I recently found out she got an onlyfans

Assuming you live in the US, I feel like you’d live in Missouri and I don’t know why

@@Bruh-ob9mi My comments a little disingenuous, a vocal minority in my hometown act/dress like this still, Southeast Michigan, halfway between Detroit & Toledo, I just find it odd the archetype still exists with the internet & being close to relevant cities and all 😅