Wife: *Dies* 100 stat man: *Notices 2 years later*

*Sword* *from* *Heaven* A sword made of metal that feel from the sky. Some sat it is a gift from God *Original* *owner:* Duke Ardoino Son of the Devil Sounds legit

I made a character named Nana. A sweet old African woman who just wanted to basically be the founder of Wakanda. However, at this point in the game, I was so sick and tired of dying, that, in ruler creator, I stacked health to the point where she was basically immortal. But then, I realized I could change the settings so that plagues and epidemics happened all the fucking time, and none of them would be able to kill her, which means I could forge an empire just by existing and inheriting everything as everyone dies of the black plague, and then I could use taxes from the entire fucking world to fund the creation of Wakanda. While I'm at it, I might as well reform the African religion too. Unfortunately, the black plague couldn't kill off enough dynasties, Muslims took over all of Africa's holy sites, I depleted all my levies getting just one of the holy sites back, and then, with nobody left to back me up, I died as a prisoner of war when a single county revolted right next to my capital, Nanaland. Rest in peace, Farba Nana "The Cyclops" of Nanaland, you will be remembered as a harmless 50 year old woman who became the single most loved 237 year old woman who, after a couple of centuries of self-mutilation and religious sacrifices, was still a harmless old woman. But, more importantly, your title and name combined sounds like Far Banana, and that's funny.

"I didn't realize raiding Constantinople was this profitable" - Crusader during the Fourth Crusades.

Alternative title: *How to break the Geneva convention before it even exists*

it could have been much longer but because of 100 stats man sheer power it would have made youre mind explode if it were longer

Crusader Kings 2 but I commit atrocities akin to Rimworld

20 years of loyalty and friendship really seasoned him up just right

You went from "ignore the screams" to "you get used to it" to "glorious noises". Sacrifice time?

Late post - this series is getting me through Christmas season / Rise of Omni Corona 2021. Thank you.

When are you actually going to make a new ck2 100 stat man video miss it so much great video anyway

100 Stat Man has basically become the mascot of this channel

Cup of tea? oh no dear Spiff, I'm having a cup of *soup*

Did anyone else notice how much the 219 sacrifices sounded like the opening of Rollercoaster Tycoon II?

"Do you think 100 STAT MAN stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created on earth"- Spiffin "Teadrinker" Brit

I'm so sad that Bertle was 100 Stat Man's Friend and didn't get a sad music montage when he GOT EATEN BY THE PROTAGONIST.

i JUST stumbled across your videos yesterday m8. Been on a binge watching them and I gotta say.. Your humor is right up my alley. Been chuckling like a madman listening to this one. Good stuff m8. Teabois

I just started following you but I seriously love these 100 stat man playthroughts !!! Keep it up!!

Hey Spiff there is a thing about rimworld and your slave colony. You can produce tea out of psycoid.

Probably the only video I’ve ever heard Spif drop a “fucking” in a video 😂

How many of us are watching this, even though we've seen every other full episode? :)

Tea = hot Spiffing = hotter The Queen = by God I just creamed myself

We will support you till the end 100 stat man

it's really nice to see your channel blowing up, gotta admit i'm here from the algorithm but I checked when you made your account which was a while back so it's good to see you're getting recognition for your hilarious work love another brit :)

As soon as I heard 'current' and 'so far' I became moist.

Recently subbed... loving your 100 stat man and also loved the 0 stat man, they both provide excellent comedy 👍 keep up the good work, respect from a fello tea drinker 👌

"Holy shit, there's so much blood! Spiff I'm so happy." Sobs a fat blood stained Count Dracula.

I love long form content and will watch a 50+ minute video multiple times. Keep them coming, my good sir.

"You own me a favour!" -- "Can I raid you?"

How could you have missed out the accidental execution of your own son who you forgot to let out of prison?? That was my favourite moment

I love your content bro. Plus your possibly the only KZfaqr that has ever persuaded me to begin drinking tea. However I'm starting with homemade iced tea with fresh cut lemon

But Spiff, there isn't any tomato sauce production in Europe yet.

2:09 Not a Game Theory, too well rooted in facts.

Including the Exterminatus scene just earned you a subscriber ^^

I have watched the entire 100 STAT MAN series, and now there's only one thing I desire. RIMWORLD TEA ONLY ATTEMPT #2

How and why did I learn about this video only today? The sacrificial screams are really hard to miss!

"Might want to watch it over several sittings" Don't worry Spiff, I brought my coffee, I can go all the way.

It's so fascinating to see how this gem of a game truly shines a light into the darkest, most horrible corners of human nature.

What is. Uppland, screw off man, i nearly pissed myself when you said that 😂😂

I really dislike playing these games myself but your commentary is so funny I can't stop watching xD

You're going to be the reason I crack and buy Crusader Kings II. You absolute rockstar. Cheers!

Totalbuscuit would be proud. Keep it up spiff my guy :)

Your dark and sarcastic humor is great!

I know this is soooo old but dag knabbit, the GAME THEORY dig was spec-TAC-que-Laaaaarrrrrrrree. Kudos my friend.

I was so looking forward to this Video

oh man... that ending earned a subscription!

The only way to die is to be slain the the field of battle? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

The 100 Stat Son should be actually called Prince Charles.

can not wait for the continuation of this series

This is so dark. I love it.

I settled down with a cup of tea, chicken and chips and full concentration. Not disappointed! Ty spiffing

A perfect video for a perfect evening. Here's hoping for more 100 Stat Man content in the future!

As a Swede I approve of this

Hell yeah a true reason to brew my evening tea

12:38, I have that moment at least once every single time I've played as a viking nation lmao

"Because He's Dead", Favorite line ever

Please continue this masterpiece

There’s a lot of moments of humor in this video compilation my good sir

I like the "so far" part

Oh muh gawd. Spiff killed Jesus! You bastards! XD

Please continue your great adventure with the good old 100 stat man

20 seconds into the movie and I upvote this :P

your best work so far

Get Kenshi and do some fun series with it.

i have to be honest i not a tea drinker i prefer coffee but dam after 2 weeks of watching your videos i am sitting here with a cup of tea somehow now right. Great vids

Time to watch this and then watch all the original videos this highlights, then get massive Deja Vu, forgetting that I actually just watched this highlight video. *Oh boy!*

The best 48 minutes I will never get back

That Game Theory reference tho!

48:04 ...the screams...they never leave. Even in silence I can hear them still, deafening...

Can't wait for the version of this in ck3

Watching these videos makes me want to buy the holy fury dlc it looks fun.

This is basically the rise of Sigmar in WHFB.

100 stat man, but he is The EMPEROR

Very spiffy I give it 10 cups of tea out of 10

Many Cups of Tea will be consumed because of this video!

I need more 100 stat man! I must see him conquer the earth!

all hail the great 100 stat man

_"And that means we should probably avoid all of those twelve year olds."_ _"We're gonna go with... A thirteen year old!"_ Glaaaad I didn't have a mouthful of drink, when that one came through the headphones. _"We could ransom some of them. Alternatively, we could just hit Execute All."_ The pitch that you use for your videos, may have changed for the better, but some things never change. Namely, your masochism level. It's glorious. _"Should we take the entirety of Germany?"_ *Coughs in us both being Brits.* YES.

5:44 Shots fired Robbaz will respond when he's done slacking

40:00 confirmed The Spiffing Brit watches Sam oNella

Everytime you say "100 stat man" I always imagine it being said to the tune of "I'm a scat man" and then imagine the ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop or whatever at then end of it.

Finally 100 stat man returns!

Khorne is pleased by this 😈

First time I heard Spiffo drop that hard F bomb

"Might want to watch it over several sittings." Oh please. I don't have a life. I'll be done with this in less than an hour.

2:21 nice impression of mat pat there

i need more of this

100 stat man: oh i frogot my tea

Just stumbled upon this channel, PRAISE THE RECOMMENDATIONS!!! Also Beer > Tea.

Crusader kings 2 but my physician harvests my organs

`Tea and The Spiffing Brit. Bliss.

Is your editor trying a Stewie Griffin on us? "-Spiff as he WHIPES ketchup from hands" - 5:20 lol

The 100 stat man was born ing the surge 2 as well in your honor sir spiff

shouldn't 100 statman have had 100 minute highlight episode

YES. I LOVE THIS CONTENT.

Bruh, 100 stat man is just straight up the Emperor of Mankind

Okay now this is e🅱️ic

I'm so glad that Spiff watches Sam O'Nella.

Why do I feel like I watched this exact thing before? :o

Taking over everything! ⚔️