just4joebob 😏😏😏

Just gonna casually stroll in eleven months late to tell you they impregnated her with her own DNA

Sorry to say it was me. Partly cause Id been going through a bit of a dry spell but also cause I wanted a son who'd really make an impact on the world. So when Cthulhu rises up and claims the Earth with madness and destruction, I'll be there proudly shouting: THAT'S MY BOY!

What the hentai is goin on here

With the only chance they had. Danny devito's magnum dong

"You'll bring her back by 9 or else I'll make you suffer beyond mortal understanding."

@@Mate397 oh shit I was late by 1 second pls spare me ahhh

Cthulhu: sweetie you're going to be staying with uncle Hastur while I'm good so you listen to what he says and don't take off without telling first or without a escort because last time you did that I had to torment the mortals that were supposed to be watching you

@@dreademperor2094 hastur HATES Cthulhu idk if he’d do the favor 💀

@@ozymvndiaz sometimes you gotta do what you don't like

Reverse Grandfather Paradox?

Kill both at the same time.

Cthulhu is male not female

@@Ghidorah201 uhmm cthulhu is non binary the google says he doesn't have a gender 😳

@Zippy Dastrange Didn't zeus once do the same with Athena?

Different stories for different reasons. Not all are the same.

I think traditional "fantasy rules" can work in the cthuluh mythos, but not as something that's traditionally canon like in other stories. Maybe these rules are just ideas floating around in the minds of human characters, each with their own explanation of the unnatural phenomena, but none offering any definite answer. Maybe they can meerly act as desperate coping mechanisms for the humans to create the illusion of control over the forces they face, which in the end, are nothing but hopeless efforts in the face of their inevitable doom.

Alex Ramey that works. You should write that story.

Bernard Mulligan haha yeah. The challenge would be to write it where all the established rules of the lore are broken in a way that's faithfully lovecraftian and adds to the horror and mystery of the story, but not in a way that causes whiplash or frustration for the reader.

Fenrir the Rrowdy he was always mortal though, he's not a god but a priest, an emissary for his dark masters who are also mostly his aunts and uncles. The further you get in the family tree from his unknowable all powerful grandfather the weaker and more mortal the GOO seem to get, which is consistent with a lot of mythology.

I like thinking it like this; Great ones, even ones close to Godhood, like Cthulu, can be harmed by humans, but it is very difficult, because the humans are so weak compared to them. Like God of War. Kratos is more powerful than all humans, but not as strong as most gods. Yet, he managed to kill Zuess.

Yeah, I can see that. I still don't like it in the chtullu mythos. It works for me in god of war. Doesn't work for me in the chtullu mythos. And I still don't know if it works for me in bloodborne.

Dries van de Bult, yeah. Cthulu is power, not weakness.

If a colony of ants threw a rock at you, you'd leave them the fuck alone.

The problem isn't that humans could harm Elder Gods, its that they used human science to do it. We think of nuclear power as this ultimate power, but in reality, its simply the greatest power that OUR science can quantify. As I see it, the Elder Gods, their form(s), their domains, and their functions (powers/motives), can't be quantified by OUR science. In 'Mountains of Madness', the narrator tells us that one of the characters witnesses something so horrific (i.e. Beyond human comprehension) they go insane, and only the application of massive doses of potent drugs can restore sanity, but leave no memory. I would say humans should be able to combat them, but only with resources or materials that are of the same "essence" or nature as of themselves. Rare and bizarre artifacts of primordial design, rituals whose creator's purposes' are all but lost to the aeons. Things that can be discovered, but only by those whom are dedicated to the search. After all, its the ultimate F U if these beings who consider us to be less than nothing to them, could be harmed or possibly even killed: a single, guttering candle in a room filled and enveloped in complete darkness...

Issue is that 95% of Great Old Ones or outer gods aren't even really aware of humanity beyond the scope of how we are aware of ants or a moth, etc. We are merely a little pest that they might neven consider sentient in a way they understand. Even tho they can in theory communicate with us.

Grey World Personally, I see her as an asylum inmate's coping mechanism against going even more insane (and probably failing).

AT Sim hmm never thought of it like that, interesting.

C'thulhu wasn't meant to be one of those big baddies that you fear. Those roles are reserved for the OG's like Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep.

Not anymore than the original elder gods story did.

I suppose that's why a research team impregnated Cthylla.

Cthylla the great mother of squidbillies 🦑

To try to understand their THICCness is invite madness. I know I am commenting very late.

Not all of them are Dummy thicc

Wait until you hear about his good guy twin brother. That's right Cthulhu has a good twin. His name is Kthanid.

Good guy if you mean being able to manipulate the mind place fear were he wants or just turn you mad but I guess he is better then great Cthulhu

@@allenmanning4828 no cthulhu's brother looks exactly like him except for the eyes while cthulhu's eyes cause Madness his brothers do not he is a force of good in the universe.

Aww

That's adorable

Yeah, but LoveCraft never much cared for canon.

Yea but lovecraft loved all the stories people made. He laid down the foundation for other writers. It isn't a mythos with only one creator. Myths evolve and are retold by different people.

Big octopus man with a shredded body wasn't goofy already?

Agreed, they are all very goofy.

@@Magnet_Chaos when was it said he was ripped?

When it comes to the mythos, the farther you get from the Outer Gods, the less powerful the entities become (unless they manage to mate with an OG most likely Shub-Niggurath). If there is anything that C'thulhu would fear, it wouldn't be humanity or any intelligent race for that matter, it would another Great Old One. Most likely in my opinion it would be Hastur as it has been stated in some versions of the mythos that Hastur has a burning hatred for C'thulhu.

I heard an intresting theory that Azathoth is the reader itself! Lovecraft made the mythology to evolve and change with each writer. He also made Azathoth an all powerful reality bending god. We are Azathoth! The blind idiots ignorant of out power over the Gods! But its just a theory bra 😛

James Fox Perhaps, her familial connection to Cthulhu is nothing more than the fabrications of the mind of one who had encountered him as a coping mechanism while locked away in an asylum somewhere?

Congratulations you have missed the bit that makes lovecraft's stories even remotely interesting. There is no canon. Get over it.

Usernamesdontmatter i’m not sure what is the bit i missed? Maybe we have different interpretation for word canon?

@@WhitecollarZombie No. Lovecraft himself never set any rules for other writers using his foundation on purpose. He loved the stories they came up with even when they contradicted his own. When you start being a lovecraft only purist you are actually going against what lovecraft wanted his stories to be. If you bog down "what is canon" and "what is not canon" you are attempting to make sense of chaos. Not to mention a mythos can not be called a mythos with only 1 author. Myths in real life have multiple authors who mesh idea and contradict eachother. To go "Oh well only stuff written by lovecraft counts" goes entierly against the very nature of the cthulhu mythos and the wishes of lovecraft himself. Without the stuff not created by lovecraft all we have are just a collection of lossesly collection short stories that amount to nothing than interesting world building that doesn't get expanded upon.

Camila Cthulu's cummies

Horrifying.

i have several problems with this post but thank you

The way I understand it,Cthulhu is his own father. That would make Cthylla her father's mother.

He also has sons to

now that I would pay any amount to see.

Those rumors are true, batman mearly uses Godzilla Godzilla gets injected with eldritch dna by batman, and then the actual most ambitious crossover event in history happens

deep ones are also immortal but can be killed, the outer gods are unkillable literally immortal but not the great old ones.