"Any resemblance to a real person is purely coincidental," says the game with Keanu Reeves in it.

I love how the entire series ended with Tomar saying „this isn't fun"

Tomar’s crisis with certain circumcision practices cracks me up every time

Love the childlike glee in Zach's voice when he says "be that guy, be that guy!"

Jaxxy’s been real extra quiet ever since Tomar got that new cybernetic upgrade.

"my future gun shoots bullets" always makes me laugh more than it should

"We didn't realize the capture was dropping frames" That's incredibly poetic, considering the game they're playing

1:02:24 "It says 'BEEP' behind him." will always be the funniest part of this series, to me.

Keep in mind guys, this was just a side-job compared to the developer's *real* passion project, Mr.Maze.

42:11 I love how, when finally given freedom, Tomar immediately commits suicide

IN THE YEAR 2077, I AM WAKAKO, WATCHING ONEYPLAYS COMPLETE SERIES

I love how Zach’s idea of a guy from the street is “taking out a Vietnamese guys eyes with your thumbs”

"It says beep on that wall" had me in tears

Tomar: give him swirly eyes Zach: yeah! Chris: he's like Dr. Insano Zach: *YYEESS!!!!!*

6:44 Tomar being pressed about circumcisions makes my day brighter

Chris “They’re still talking about Trump” Zach “…Well, it’s still FUNNY.” never ceases to make me laugh.

1:11:03 The best response to friendly fire (which I haven't seen in modern games in ages) is when you attack your companion character, they get mad, and they start attacking you.

I've played cyberpunk all the way through and watched dozens of people play it on KZfaq and I still can't tell if I actually like it or if it's just Stockholm syndrome and all of the cool trailers tricked me into liking it

Zach isn’t actually working on smiling friends, anytime he tries to come in to record, Tomar runs at him with a large stick shouting obscenities at him. I work for Domino’s and I was delivering an order to them while this was happening, once Zach ran away, Tomar looked at me dead in the eye and said, “If you tell anybody about this I will take your wife and feed her to Chris.” I hope this helps anybody who was wondering where Zach is.

The biggest shocker is this game managed to run for over an hour

" Hey Jaxxy, I got a up-a-gur-ade. " Said Tomar before using his Sandevistan to hurl twelve full cans of soda in under a second at Jaxxy's head for touching his spaghetti.

Guys, you posted “Best Of: Games Glitching/Breaking” already, around 4 weeks ago.

1:43 I particularly love that Chris is hitting randomize and expecting appealing looking characters

The, “randomize character” setting should just be renamed to the, “look like a rave-crack addict button”…

"It's the future, and the weather outside is constantly frightful." underrated joke

God, I wish they played more of this- Zach doing the "Robots in the Year 2077" bit was the funniest shit.

Zach yelling "BE THAT GUY, BE THAT GUY, BE THAT GUY" will never not be funny.

Lyle isn't in this playthrough but you can watch him experience Cyberpunk in the form of his Edgerunners self-insert that Trigger was kind enough to add for a few episodes.

Everyone was on fire for this playthrough. Tomar’s “it’s harvest season” absolutely killed me. This one’s an essential Oneyplays series

REWATCHING THE CYBERPUNK LET'S PLAY IN THE YEAR TWENTY SEVENTY SEVEN

The fact they got as far as they did without major crashes is amazing.

1:10:00 in the original cyberpunk 2020 rpg book they actually say something along the lines of "It's never sunny, it's never daytime, it's always raining at night because this is fucking cyberpunk" night city looks fucking awful during the day and it's MOSTLY daytime.

2077 is a pretty interesting coincidence. It also refers to the number of people Tomar has brutally slain.

The one time I went to L.A there was a crackhead rolling a huge ass tire down the middle of the walk of fame while scratching his gums and this 6'5" black guy in a diaper crying and screaming "MAMAAAAAAA"

7:03 always cracks me up

i love how much their character actually fits into the setting

Rewatching this series after Edgerunners is great

“hello coachella…it’s uncle ben” is top 5 oneyplay edits 😭😭😭

I love how knowing how broken this game is and seeing the whole video in 1 fps is just the cherry on top when it comes to this game

Welcome to the future as told by the late 2010s/early 2020s where everything looks like an 80s night club.

Damn, Chris did a really good Halo "Slayer" impression. I legit thought it was edited into the vid until I rewound and listened to it more times than I care to admit

Wait, they only played for one hour and 24 minutes? I feel like their compilation video about Cyberpunk2077's glitches is longer than that

This game is the antithesis of Deus Ex:human revolution, where Adam Jensen "didn't ask for this" when he was turned into a cyborg but Tomar is literally committing vehicular assault, evading arrest and accepting ludicrous interest from the back alley robo doc. He truly has gone off the deep end since he stole a metal gear and sunk an entire submarine full of soldiers

we cant blame them guys its not their fault the game is an hour long

The laughs were fast and thick in this one. Thanks funnymen!

I want a compilation of all the times theyve decided they didnt want to continue a game that we havent seen because they cut the edit before hand

1:17:47 "That's my boy, he's on fire" is an underrated moment

1:39 Chris laughs like Elmo

Seeing how rough this game was on release is really funny, I got it after the 2.0 update and it's probably my favourite game, but man did it have a rough start.

“What’s driving like? Is it fun?” “…………..no”

Cant believe this game is still in that sorry state after nearly a year

I think the main reason they got specifically Keanu Reeves for specifically this was because he's been in a lot of cyberpunk genre projects before. Johnny Mnemonic is basically just Cyberpunk: The Movie.

oh man... if only this were 11 seconds shorter

30:04 I never heard Chris that flabbergasted before.

The boys talking about John DiMaggio just makes me want to see them play VTMB, i feel like it'd be one they have fun with

“Why would you buy two vending machines and put them right next to each other” that’s what they do in the real world too

A future where everyone is edgy and ugly and the universe glitches

35:54 Everybody do the Dino stomp

"Are any of these supposed to look cool?" The question i ask with every character creator now a days.

"Oh the police just saw me" It's okay Tomar just turn the camera the other way for a sec.

Tomar seems a bit different than he did in the original episodes do you guys think they patched his AI in 1.31

39:23 you can hear someone mutter "redditors" with venom on their breath

My first play through I got to the end of the arasaka heist and i could not for the life of me pick it up the next afternoon after work, in that moment i decided to take a page from fans of TW3 and shelve it till CDPR fixed the game, took 3 years for that 2.0 patch and a kickass DLC but I’ve been having the time of my life playing through this game, they truly flubbed up this launch

I’m pumped for more Zach this boneyplays

1:02:25 Zach: it says "beep" behind him

I know the dead horse has been beaten harder than a rat in Lyle's walls, but Chris is completely correct. Bugs are goddamn hilarious and an entire game experience can honestly be enhanced with the ensuing comedy. Though I understand that people get upset when they spend so much money on games that come out half-assed. That's completely justified, games should be finished, but a few bugs here or there aren't the end of the world if it ends up still being fun for you. But when the marketing blatantly lies and does not represent the games at all, and then you get horrible baseless shills telling you for years how perfect and immersive it's going to be, only to then rate and represent the game based off their preconceived idea of what they thought it would be is fucking bullshit. It sucks to be let down, but at least be honest, the people that rated this game well when it released were lying to everybody, including themselves. They overhyped it so much without actually experiencing it that it becomes a part of their identity, it's like a creepy religion that they can't see any wrong doing within. It's okay to get excited, it's okay to be disappointed, it's just natural human response, but fanboys of anything just stand in utter defiance of realistic expectations that they can't keep those expectations in check, and then they aren't pleasantly surprised with anything. Everything either lives up to fabricated hype and is a 10 out of 10, or it is the worst thing ever because it could have been better. I just wish people kept their expectations in check and were then honest about their experience afterward. I don't find it fun to talk about movies anymore for this reason, and I love movies more than anything. Marketing, fanboyism, and alleged corporate trickery is really annoying.

zach referencing burger andy confirms he is aware of ip2 lore

Whenever I have to say the current year in conversation, I do it in that dumb robot voice and it always puts a smile on people's faces.

Wow this game sure did deserve the hype.

The fact that this is over an hr and a half and vice city was only 45 minutes is a sin.

“Jacksy look at my upgrade” hahahahahahaha

Despite how this game turned out the glitches were a MEME. Absolutely hilarious bro

Remember when this was, like, the most anticipated game of all time?

This is one of my favourite play throughs to watch from OneyPlays and it never fails to make me laugh at Zach and Chris thinking that a montage in a cutscene is a bug.

*welcome to the year 202020* 🤖

I love how Chris gets mad at the hilarious randomized homunculi spawned by clicking the randomize option over and over again looking like randomized hot trash but not bothering to tell Tomar to repick the actual normal looking presets because he's too busy yelling lmao

The one part I do hate is that no matter your choice when starting it doesn't really affect your choices massively or anything nor can you stay on that path fully, unless it was streetkid and maybe nomad, where not much changes.

This series makes me wish they waited for the 2.0 release considering how it's like they're not even the same game

If people suddenly start saying the game is good because they release some DLC I am going to scream. This kind of shit will become more commonplace if everyone just rolls over and doesnt demand corporations to make things they promise and not try fucking over their customers to the best of their ability.

I've probably been recommended to check out oney for like 3 years and never did until now and I'm kind of glad cuz I have so much content to watch 👍

Usually prosthetics are made to custom fit a very small range of sizes. A lot have adjustable straps to tighten or loosen but if you did lose too much weight you’d have to take your prosthetic in for an adjustment to make it fit comfortably again.

I think this game is really funny for the same reason the back to the future movies are (or any movie from the 80s and 90s that "predicted" the 2000s+ was). They fill it with all this crazy tech but they cant imagine anything beyond upgraded versions of what we already have, and the game itself feels limited by current possibilities. It's a game about the future that is hopelessly trapped in the present.

In the year 2077 three guys play a glitchy overhyped game with absolutely no redemption

Something I just realized is that it’s really weird seeing a double barrel shotgun in a “futuristic” cyberpunk game

24:00 I was thinking Tomar was going to say you need to saturate yourself in your car to make yourself look like the hulk

35:30 "I am Wakako!" Chris is Cornholio

1:45 Jay Baumann in the year 2077

after the 1.6 update the game is much better

This game also uses another great rpg mechanic where they drastically scale health up depending on what section of the game you're in. So yeah combo that alongside multiple headshots and you have the best combat on the planet

14:20 "I'm roleplaying!" has me in tears

I am still in such disbelief that the game was released like this after all the hype

For those wondering this series is what started Tomar's descent into contemplating the old rabbi that bit his infant foreskin off and sucked the blood. This descent spread randomly intp a few other series and continues to this day.

Tomar looking at Jackie when he first starts driving the car and immediately hitting someone has real "Hey guys, Jerma985 here" vibes 50:31

31:11 Jackie, what did I tell you about trying to say two quips at once?

1:46 That laugh cured my cancer

Im a circumcised redhead. This whole TV podcast is offensive! Love you

I'll forever wish they had made this a 60 episode series

1:06:46 I love how Chris just drops the F word so casually. That's how i grew up too.

Seeing the Cop Car faze through I had the same reaction as Oney

"everybody do the Dino stomp"