That should be a bible verse by now lol

Rip that legend

Rip

RIP goddamn if that ain't the truth tho

Imagine what he would say about the trash fires that get released these days.

it's good to hear someone trash a game that deserves it. never gets boring

Amen, its more fun hearing him tear a game to shreds.

Ride to Hell Retribution was the very best angry review ever.

Next madden is gonna be good

@@antonioricaud5308 yup, best angry review of the worst game.

That's an improvement, normally it all goes towards the cocaine for the CEOs.

Yup and even those dont work sometimes

at he look so happy in the opening 0:01

What budget

@@mattpostingcinematicuniver7920 a nickel and a dime

It's a game based on the Legend of Drizzt series, so a lot of people would still enjoy an official D&D game playing as their favorite characters. But this...? Nope.

Aren't the selectable characters prominent characters in dnd lore?

@@TheEdwardNigmaShow Yeah, Drizzt and his crew are pretty prominent. But this game does not do them justice.

@@kevincass9917, it's a disgrace and a travesty.

You also had Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance 1 and 2, where you also had presetted characters but they had at least enough different classes

…..do the roar.

Yet when he gets criticism he can't take it.

@@deadrock1678 what?… tf? Who cares?… he’s the reviewer not the one being reviewed’ Edit: this has some serious ‘I was a dev till Joe ripped my game apart’ vibes

@@yourdadsotherfamily3530 I care and many others like me that don't want to see shitty ass movies reviews or marvel garbage

@@yourdadsotherfamily3530 My point he can dish it but not take it.

@@deadrock1678 Which game did Angry Joe develop?

Tis' but a flesh wound

@@user-xe9xc5lp2d ‘Tis but a scratch, am perfect fine.’ *proceeds to kick your character to try and prove their point*

“Look you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!” “Yes I have!” “Look!” “Just a flesh wound.”

Is that from Skyrim or Sekiro?

@@hewhobattles8869 Skyrim.

I was waiting for THIS particular comment

"Thought I heard something." -- *sheathes sword and walks away despite you crouching in front of them.*

@@angelreyes8714 okay, cool. Thank you. Have a nice weekend

Bruh I cooked some food while watching the rant and I’ve eaten it and am still watching and the video isn’t even done yet this is too good

His most iconic phrase makes me get loads of snacks.

He said it so calmly this time xD.

Thats how you have fun with a bad game. And even better, you didnt paid for it.

that they did in 12:12

the only thing good about the avengers game was the first mission

Well in that case, they very much succeeded, because the quality of this is on par with Avengers.

When i decide to use my free game pass on pc I’ll try it out to see how crap it still is for the lols i guess.

at least he's happy that the begging 0:40

This game is just as bad as avengers. There both equally boring with the same combat

Very true. I watch all of his reviews and have played less than half of the games.

The ork bois from 40k is what makes it hilarious no one will watch this my foot.

That is *TRUE LOYALTY*

Worst boss fight ever! 16:00

God they're so cheap 16:30

OJ The Breaker of Games shall return in the next review.

He'd be a great game tester lmfao

I think you mean "greatest breaks"

OJ The Game Breaker breaker of all games. 😂

Would have to be a series bro lol

Great to see you here ESO I loved your divinity and outer worlds playthroughs, shame it had to be under these crappy circumstances though small Dev size or not this shit is unacceptable and they should be held fully accountable

I tested camps. It acts as saving or checkpoint in solo. Also using every camp lowered rewards to common. But chests still gave duplicate epics.

Anyyy it's ESO never thought I'd see u on the AJ show, I didn't play this game and I'm glad I didn't judging from the reviews

I couldn't even finish the first level on the easiest difficulty,because the control is unresponsive as hell.

@@Adamsfamily1990 don't wanna sound like an elitist but even despite its bad controls it should be easy to finish on the lowest difficulty as ive gotten halfway on the 2nd from last one

@Butt Munch that is true.

well this blows & sucks

Nowadays....? Its been going on for many year's

It doesn’t seem like it…..that’s exactly what’s happening. Hype up a product, sell the completely broken product through preorders and make your millions of dollars before the game even releases, then patch your way to a more playable state or just leave it broken.

@@royaltyfree9607 how true buying it would be completely worthless

Perfect cocaine? As opposed to non-perfect cocaine?

@@spankyjeffro5320 something like that. Im sure you'll get the joke when you're older :)

Ah yes... the MVP! No, not that cool or badass dude who racks the most kills or the survivor wins. Just Corpo half-assery. MINIMAL VIABLE PRODUCT. It worked so well with Anthem.

“Cocaine ain’t cheap.” Dana white

Holy cocaine, blessed by the gods

This would work if you plan to surprise the player. I used to play a fighter in dnd when the dm tells me that I found just a plate armor in a chest. I asked him if that's just a ordinary plate armor I shrug and just put on the plate armor then out of nowhere he says "a cursed plate armor that is part of your family lineage as you're slowing losing part of your consciousness as your great grandfather trying to gain control of you." Now I was shocked cause I was playing a fighter human who has no knowledge of his family and to hear the DM straight up pull that twist on me was impressive. Wish I could say the same to this disappointment of a game

Your dark alliance loot gave you AC? Man, i got ripped iff then...

Accurate to the 5e ruleset then.

In 2e finding plate armor is hype as all hell, but in 5e? Yeah, that's not THAT great.

@@Beriorn that is until full plates and dragon plate armors took the stand

I'm not a fan of DND, and even I have more respect for the franchise than these developers.

I got my Playstation 5 last week (which came with Astro's Playroom) and I was looking for more games to get since I just got the PS5 and I came VERY close to buying this D&D game since it just came out. Luckily, I started running out of money after buying Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart and Mortal Kombat 11 and decided to save the last of my money for a 2nd controller. I would have cried if I had paid $40 for this poor excuse for a D&D game.

@@lordmolag45000 I've never played it but I almost have to respect it. Complete fantasy stories with real characters being played with only paper and dice? Mad respect. It's a shame so few can translate it to video game format.

@@johnpenguinthe3rd13 R & C is a masterpiece compared to this fucking shite too lol

@@johnpenguinthe3rd13 The market is a mess right now, I think in some ways they are allowing companies to throw mediocrity on these new consoles so they can say "we have games".

“Hit ‘em in the booty hole” Actually… I feel like that whole section of Kelvin could be quoted

He’s easily the funniest one

That's not how you use commas. Periods and commas are not to be used interchangably.

@@BennyGoId you're gay

@@HHTwice And you're 12.

@@thattonnatoguywithafez8246 and you are gay too

No wonder why my stress level was so high today.

And if Millions of video game Copies of D&D: Dark Alliance suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

@@ElliYeetYT lmao

@@ElliYeetYT worker: hey boss, you want me to shovel more copies into the furnace?

I feel that when a developer has BLUE as a micro transaction

Why can this game be good?😕😐

Lol what a simp

Most people don't get visibly angry in public. AJ made a career out of being the angry gaming youtuber.

OJ is wholesome!

Maybe in the watch dog legion rapid fire review? That's the only time i can think of oj showing some frustrations.

OJ Is the dr Hibbert of the group

OJ is a shining example of how everyone should be in life

😨👻

Came down to see if anyone noticed that too

Bin: "my time has come" *opens because of motion sensors*

He got hyped up too lol

Ready to receive the trash game xD!

You know what’s funny? These guys don’t even have the excuse of being a small studio because just today (September 1st, 2021), Joe uploaded his review of Aliens Fireteam Elite and while the devs didn’t get off without some critiques, Joe thought it was an great game! It just goes to show that a small team can indeed make something great

@@NoahDaArk Goes to show Tuque didn't even try and just gave the middle finger to the fans and Salvatore.

I appreciated the mention of that game. That was a deep cut. Brought up a lot of bad gaming memories I can laugh at now. And yes D&D Alliance is bad and even worse playing solo.

I’ll have too see if any vids cover Two Worlds, was curious when OJ said that

Two Worlds is slept on. Has some of the best RPG elements and enemy variety in any game.

@@alexdasliebe5391 watch projared’s videos on two worlds and it’s sequel, they do a pretty good job showcasing its suckage

@@Churrowhisperer I LOVED Two Worlds 1. Soooo much broken shit. I was practically invincible in that shit-heap of a game, lol

you got to be kidding 15:20

I thought it was like a phone game as well

i’ve played plenty of phone games that are way way more competent and fun than this utter garbage, comparing this game to mobile games is actually an insult to mobile games.

It has things I genuinely like about it. It needed another year to polish and make combat feel smoother

@@Deleaubro It looks like combat needs more than just a bit of smoothing over.

They need to actually play it on their tabletop.

They dont

They dont. They just pretend like a bunch of austintx pussies

@@brobin2518 But they legit stream themselves playing it...

Of course they do. They play Warhammer 40k ffs. lol

AJ skits roll a nat 20, this game a 1.

The real question is why is he rolling 1 damage dice when he rolled a nat 20 on attack

As a non DND player, I can't see how that'd be entertaining or fun at all. But, everyone likes different stuff

@@Walamonga1313 Tabletop RPG's differ alot from normal videogame RPGs, I can understand why some may not like it

"As a DM myself" you mean "As a loser myself"

Lol I go through the review playlist quite often, its gold.

I was dying when I saw OJ's armor on his character 😂😂😂😂😂

Its just so odd how someone can fail to make wood armor.

@Bonjour I don't think he Manscaped before putting it on! XD

"Godzilla is approaching the generator!"

Yeah, I saw people defend the game on SkillUp's review too, like "it's not perfect but it's fun to play". Sometimes I wonder if people actually get a version of the games we don't...

Same people who preach vote with your wallets lol

Same kind of a deal is going on the Xbox too. People that are defending this game over here said that the game should get off the Xbox Game Pass simply because they believed that the people who were complaining about the game are a bunch of “kids,” “cod players” or a bunch of noobs or review bombers or something like that. But honestly if this wasn’t on the Game Pass so much people’s money could’ve gone wasted and there wouldn’t be any ACTUAL criticism on the game’s reviews. Speaking of which, the game is so bad that it even caused this game on Xbox to have over 2000 different reviews on it as well, while sitting at 2.5 Stars as I’m typing this, containing with two distinct arguments about the game (in which you can just imagine what it is).

@@CaptainWeegi I think the Xbox App is so horrible (sadly) that alot of games get negative reviews because the downloader is broken or so. Halo MCC has 3.1 Stars btw.

@@ZunaZurugi Yeah, sadly that is also pretty true... I have seen obvious reasons why people would call them Review Bombers or something similar and I can't blame them for it. A lot of 1 Star Reviewers across almost every game makes no sense or rather explains super vaguely. And I don't think it's just on Xbox either. But either way, still, I feel like the people that believe this game is a 5/5 and imagine the criticisms are overexaggerated probably have too low of their standards.

You're better off with Baldur's gate dark alliance over this. Pretty sure it got remastered

yeah as a dnd player i had hype for this game...im not really into the isometric game like divinity and balder's gate

@@phantomvulpe791 or Pathfinder Kingmaker, that one is pretty fun.

Bro I’ve played Skyrim the closest thing to d and d I’ll ever play and the ps3 port is better then this game my god

@@phantomvulpe791 and pathfinder kingmaker actually has the mechanics of a d&d like game lol

They did R.A. Salvatore dirty with this game I have all the books featuring these characters abd I was excited to play the game, but I was disappointed, game kept lagging, terrible loot, enemies were just completely useless, no checkpoints except for the camps which is stupid because it basically gives you the choice of get "better" gear or get a checkpoint so your not sent back to the start of the mission. The fact that they made a terrible game and used such iconic characters for the game is just another slap in the face.

its not as bad as it used to be.. Still unplayable on older systems but at least on the newer consoles it works just fine

its sad how im not even effected by how broken it was at launch because seemingly EVERY game is broken at launch these days even WORSE then outriders was cough failout 76 cough

@@frosticstyle5272 Probably the biggest difference between Outriders and what I'm hearing of Dark Alliance is that Outriders was still a good/passable game that just needed to be fixed and endgame loot to be increased. It doesn't sound like simply fixing Dark Alliance will make it that much more of a better game unless they revamp or add on a lot to the basic systems and mechanics.

@@GoodwillWright they have to essentially rewrite the entire game to fix it

Outriders is a very, very fun game. Don't try putting it in the same sentence as this pile of monkey feces

I don't get it

Hey! That's the current campaign Im in. 2! Games to be exact.

25:37 Time stamp for ppl, i was reading this comment when he said it lol

one of Joe's funniest reviews yet. I needed this today.

& I thought Quiet place for the ps4 sucked

Even more of a crime that it's based on the amazing Icewind Dale novels

The old Baldur's gate games were amazing, the PC version not the hack n slash on console

@@arrgorndenethor The PC version is fantastic. The console hack and slash is also good though, which is what they were trying to emulate with this game and failed completely. It at least had a mage!

Minsc is one of the most underrated videogame characters.

@@arrgorndenethor good 'ol bioware made a great job with that

The Adam Kovic of this channel...minus the dildos

@@Boxed412 dont say that name here :0

If Jimi Hendrix was alive, youd be dead.

@@word2RG Slightly sinister undertones to that... I suspect that joke wouldn't throw Jimi into a murderous frenzy.

Well now that’s just BL3 normally too. That game’s difficulty is a joke

@@helwrecht1637 BL3 Never heard of it.

yeah.

Oh hi, Vault Hunter.

@@helwrecht1637 bruh

This 👍

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah i liked the secret ending more You didn't buy the game

The best ending: Just watching Angryjoe's review and being glad you didn't fall for the hype of it sharing a name with a better D&D game.

The worst ending is continuing to play the game. But the even shittier ending is somehow enjoying the game, which people with brains won't be doing

😂😂😂😂

holy shit

Same thing happened when he looked at Madden '21. Trash can knows crap when it sees it

@@darkman060 The trash can needs their own spot on AJS! Occasional commentary on the news VOD? They did excellent job on this one 👌

'Feed me shovelware....'

💯👍🏼Always true for the poor games. 🤣

Legit

Lol, agreed.😂😹🤣😅

how true

don't buy games at launch or without watching a trusted review first. that's the new reality of the game industry, unfortunately.

So what's more disappointing? HP deathly hollows or d&d dark alliance

@@adnanasif9538 Movie licensed games have garnered a reputation for being crap and are expected to be, but D&D you would at least expect to be somewhat decent, which makes it more disappointing.

EA JOE!

😆😆😆 I pictured like a super Saiyan mode.

Me too, it's always so refreshing to see it

@@FreshNews247 and EA has been there since the beginning

hes too busy doing movie nights and content zero people want to see.... this is the content we sub for... i wish he understood or cared

@Dale Macarena money well spent.

Good game. Insanely excited for the second one.

Oh damn man, I totally forgot about Dogma. Yeah, think I'll do that too.

I cannot express how excited I am for 2. Because of Capcom effectively shafting the development of 1, it's essentially a tech demo, a fun tech demo, but still barren and lacking if you're like me and replayed it dozens of times. The MMO version gave a taste of what an improved DD could be but that things A: JP only, and B: dead. A fully fleshed out, single player focused (with, say, co-op based on uhhhh. Idk Souls? MonHun?) Is the dream for me.

Counting the days until Dragons Dogma 2

"He's a man, not a god!"

This is cringe

"The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator"

Saying that sentence is the fastest way to give Angry Joe an aneurysm.

Im glad I bought Godzilla for 20$ it sells for 250 cad now

Two Worlds is actually a good game

I hated Two Worlds 😂

@@darkhorse13golfgaming Same, I think I tried it right after I finished Oblivion for the first time

I almost shed tears of proudness, upon hearing that ! :D

Again? As in someone told you that before ?

The trash can probably knew this game was trash when he got it & just been waiting for Joe to just put the game in there & be done with it

@@SpaceDetectiveTravis holy shit🤣 I think your right.

That was a sign of foreshadowing XD

@@SpaceDetectiveTravis 😂😂😂

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

It's weird, they made LiveLock which was perfectly playable. Nothing amazing but not a bad game by any stretch of the imagination.

You kinda did when you paid for gamepass

On Steam you could've easily asked for a refund.

But they got money up front from MS. So they gave money to the dev to get it on gamepass

Hair gel is so outdated imo. Salt spray and matte pomades seriously changed my life.

@@Zesrii or just comb it☺

@@Zesrii too bad I'm not a white guy. I'm black so me putting that crap in my hair would fuck my shit up.

@@haraldjensen1839 That doesn’t work for my hairstyle. It would immediately fall down on my forehead.

@@imsentinelprime9279 Yeah black hair is way different and I know nothing about it. I know straight hair that’s it

Nah, heaps of people care but the pain is still too raw... ... ... sadpepe

@@SappeREffecT I agree with AJ tho.

I do not think he mean D n D in general

How was the game in the DnD-sphere? I didn't really see much publicity or buzz around it admittedly.

@@jonathansoko1085 I think he only means this game

Except the second I but yeah

Hot damn! They got it just right

Yeah, Ride to Hell is one of my favorites still. And I don't think anyone cares about that game.

From other reviews, it seems a decent amount of ppl were looking forward to this... Alot of d and d fans in the world too bad it's crap

Being a massive dnd and drizzt fan I was really looking forward to this. May be the only person on the planet but this is a pretty massive disappointment

@@gamingwithgeekwares4416 Nah. As another said a lot of people were wanting this game to be good which sadly isn't. I was simply quoting AJ.

Larian did.

You'll be reading forever. There's so many of those books.

@@bradleymoore2797 Well, I just finished the Icewind Dale Trilogy and absolutely loved it. Next I think I'll do the Dark Elf Trilogy

@@anihilus2344 I started with the Dark Elf Trilogy. A guy at a bookstore told me to read it in chronological order. Reading them in the way they came out can't be bad either though.

@@bradleymoore2797 That's how it was recommended to me (release order)

I found only One interesting thing in the game, where voice actor that introduce 1st mission of Icewind Dale is actually Crispin Freeman who is also voice actor of Gothic 3 Main hero char.

@@massmuderrer He's also Siegfried from most of the soul calibur games

@@massmuderrer Yeah and he's Alucard and Jeremiah Gottwald.

@@massmuderrer I thought Gothic had the same voice actor, for the main hero. All 3 of them.

@@maxclubhouse9968 I have a box full of mtg, I am the sad

As much as I would like for DnD to lose its crown so the tabletop community would diversify a bit more, but DnD is still the reigning champ.

@@yannym4605 I just want these massive multinational corporations to stop trying to find "general audience," for niche IPs. The margins are higher in specialized products, but profits don't matter anymore with these bloated corpses

D&D's in a great place right now. There's LOADS of players. 5E is super accessible.

@@MaximillianGreil yeah, but Wizards doesn't want that to continue, just look at their press releases

I loved D&D Online! It was my first MMO! It was set in my favorite D&D setting, Eberron. Eberron is such an underused campaign setting, I'd love to see a new game set in Eberron.

aaaah thats why it opens! hahah omg!

its haunted!

That trashcan is the final boss. :D

The trashcan wants to play too

It's voice controlled?

I just watched dunkeys dark souls video yesterday he's really funny

i was pissing my self with laughter, "you have some power here!"

I actually thought that was intentional at first and they were going to do some kind of joke relating to how trash this game is.

Joe commands loyalty, even from house hold appliances.

It's a ghost!!!

Seriously though, is that normal? It's kind of creepy.

My jaw dropped when I saw that! That's definitely a ghoul

Kevin 🤣🤣

Kelvin isnt a boss, and the giant who takes his power isnt the last boss or even 2nd last.

neverwinter nights and mask of the betrayer is the good dnd games dont even know of anything even close but hose are just good games overall mask of the betrayer is amazing

@@insiainutorrt259 Baldurs Gate (PC games not ps2) Ice Wind Dale and Neverwinter games are all good. Drizzt DoUrden also appears in some of those as a cameo..... they did him dirty in this game.

My group fought kelvin last night , we beat his ass so hard that he glitched out and the cut scene would not play out, so we had to restart ….

yes design looks pretty good.

level designers are why the reason why you can just run past levels, you mean the graphics designers ?

@@mr.mysteriousyt6118 yeah I meant the artists... it seems like whoever is responsible for engineering the IK rigs and collisions is either a troll or a chimpanzee.

That task goes to the environment artists, prop artists and level artists.

Yeah, we have a classic case of "we wasted all our time, effort and money on the graphics, that we forgot everything else" thing, maybe these guys should think about making an animated series insead of a game.