Something to check out if you are interested , a little writing project : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j9RxgL2Fy7KXk4U.html
@samueltrusik32512 жыл бұрын
First story: explains how humans are fractured without a uniting goal. Second story: gives a uniting goal.
@analinrose3 жыл бұрын
This old soldier seriously weaponised ptsd to fight the an alien
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
That was just bad memories. PTSD can't be locked away.
@analinrose3 жыл бұрын
@@calvingreene90 tru
@zyanidwarfare56342 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the alien tried getting another old dude and the next one was a Vietnam vet, then he tries for a younger one and gets a Iraq vet or maybe a first responder who was at 9/11
@theconvictedquokka Жыл бұрын
@@zyanidwarfare5634 would probably think we're fucking gods hell could be a first responder on 911 then signed up for iraq
@A_Calm_Dragon3 жыл бұрын
That first story. The alien should just be happy it didn't grab someone from the Eastern Front...
@nuru6663 жыл бұрын
Kinda thought that myself, wouldn't matter if they were German or Russian, that Alien would have had an aneurysm at that level of barbarity.
@veryangryduckpl21223 жыл бұрын
Or if that guy remembered some hentai accidentaly.
@badjer43283 жыл бұрын
For the Horde! A look into a veterans memory could have left a telepath quivering.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the Horde!
@SSGTWinters2 жыл бұрын
in to any combat vets mind is a trip to hell, heaven and purgatory all at once.
@Tang0Fox12 жыл бұрын
For the Alliance.
@SiegeTF3 жыл бұрын
"Can we go ONE VIDEO without a Garand being reloaded?!" ~ The Russian Badger
@luc-zq7ku3 жыл бұрын
no
@tachyon83172 жыл бұрын
*PING!* What did you say?
@robertalexander5892 Жыл бұрын
My dad still has his father's Garand with the full complete kit. Original sling (as well as the replacement he was issued), original bayonet, around a dozen clips, his cleaning kit, all of it. It all comes to me eventually.
@ravenouself4181 Жыл бұрын
It's the Law!
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
"PING" - Grouse's M1 Garand
@aaronford73193 жыл бұрын
I really just need some cute one foot long caterpillars in my life that could actually talk to me that be awesome 😎
@xxKillgorxx3 жыл бұрын
I too would sacrifice diplomatic relations for the furry caterpillars.
@merlinathrawes7469 ай бұрын
Haven't you read "Alice in Wonderland"?
@erushi55032 жыл бұрын
There was many "d-day"s during the past century, but surely Omaha is one of its frightening ones
@asurasyn3 жыл бұрын
Through the gates of Hell! As we make our way to Heaven! Through the Nazi line! _PRIMO VICTORIA!_
@GrimpakTheMook3 жыл бұрын
On the 6th of june On the shores of western europe 1944 D-day upon us
@aaronjackson68803 жыл бұрын
PRIMO VICTORIA
@dantreadwell74213 жыл бұрын
And now I must listen, for Sabaton is amazing.
@kyriss123 жыл бұрын
either that or Iron Maidens 'Longest Day' All summer long the drills that build the machine, to turn men, from flesh and blood to steel, From paper soldiers to bodies on the beach, From summer sands to Armageddons reach.
@sillerbarly49273 жыл бұрын
Crosses grow on anxiu Where no solider sleeps And hell is 6 feet deep
@reighniz44883 жыл бұрын
D-Day... standing fucking ovation! My great Uncle, may he rest in peace, fought at Bastogne with the 101st Airborne. Thank you for helping keep the memories of those brave men alive.
@alfredsutton72333 жыл бұрын
All hail the algorithm, five words minimum.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm the for
@asurasyn3 жыл бұрын
All hail the mighty algorithm!
@oblivion7153 жыл бұрын
*PRAISE BE TO THE ALGORITHM!*
@handshoesandhorsegrenades18483 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm! More words!
@CrazyViking_993 жыл бұрын
All hail the mighty algorithm!
@speakingwithoutnet3 жыл бұрын
You've quickly become my favourite narrator for HFY stories, and not just because you do such a good job with mine.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
Glad you are enjoying the content and thank you again for the permission
@Inufan20053 жыл бұрын
First Story: Never, and I mean NEVER, fuck with old people. Especially not The Greatest Generation. Second Story: Peace Was Never An Option.
@cgi20023 жыл бұрын
2nd story, peace is still an option, but there will be new terms that use the words "liberation" in reference to the Caterpillar people. Especially when you remember their Ambassador's last words "the blade bent on his flesh", makes it very easy to negotiate better terms when the enemy believes that their weapons don't work on you.
@WingManFang13 жыл бұрын
When he said Darjo I can’t be the only one that heard him say Doggo right?
@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын
For the author! For the narrator! For the algorithm!!!
@billsoo3063 жыл бұрын
Fiddlers Green was originally an afterlife for sailors, but in the US military, it's a cavalry paradise. Here is the first part of the Cavalryman's Poem: Halfway down the trail to Hell in a shady meadow green, are the Souls of all dead troopers camped near a good old-time canteen, and this eternal resting place is known as Fiddlers' Green. Marching past, straight through to Hell, the Infantry are seen, accompanied by the Engineers, Artillery and Marine, for none but the shades of Cavalrymen dismount at Fiddlers' Green. So old Jimmy should have been in a recon unit, not infantry hitting the beach like that. If I recall correctly, recon troops were not landed on D-Day proper but were offloaded later.
@vexile12393 жыл бұрын
Its also possible that after D-Day he was transferred to recon afterwards before '44
@riderstrano7833 жыл бұрын
Jimmie’s a damned badass! For the algorithm (and the emperor)!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AthanCage3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and all that good jazz, been busy lately I'm going to have to binge a few videos over the next day or two. Also congrats on almost 15K subscribers, I hope you get those last few sooner than later
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
Thank you and i am sure i will
@lucaschiribao16973 жыл бұрын
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight For Terra, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our World, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender,
@tachyon83172 жыл бұрын
We shall fight in the asteroid belt, and in orbit
@carlfromtheoc1788 Жыл бұрын
1st one - at least the xeno did not get someone who fought on Iwo Jima or Okinawa - try explaining to the xeno that those enemy making banzai charges are now one of your country's best allies. 2nd one - the xenos leadership probably dropped nine-sided bricks upon hearing their metals blades bent upon human skin.
@ArronRatliff Жыл бұрын
Mom! Grandpas back, He brought home more dead aliens and another saucer!
@raeishimura3 жыл бұрын
Abusing a small adorable sapient creature is already a seriously foolish move in front of a human. Trying to carve up and EAT such a creature!? That's how you start a war
@elaniarkady73515 ай бұрын
Omg 1:14 got me. Hit harder than i thought.
@theacegamingdemon69833 жыл бұрын
beware the old soldier. for they have seen many battles, and lived through all of them.
@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын
6:57 currently this Memorial weekend there are 14 million United States Military veterans. Most of us own firearms and damn sure know how to use them. Xenos beware. Most of us are just looking for one last mission to complete to gain access to Valhalla and once again see our brothers and share a drink.
@fortkavanagh3 жыл бұрын
Is there an episode 2 to "breakdowns in negotiations", I'm really curious?
@Mugthraka2 жыл бұрын
WW2 veterans are Sigma Males
@medical-cyanide15262 жыл бұрын
Did a minor gander and the writer said that their wouldn’t be a part two, they have other HFY stories if you liked their writing though
@snidecommenter7117 Жыл бұрын
Second story. Love the last line.
@_zaaya-t-dp_67363 жыл бұрын
I wanna pet those caterpillar creatures so hard right now
@tzortzinis13 жыл бұрын
Agro squerril: and now, on to the story. Me as the KZfaq ad pops up for the 57 billionth time: well that was a lie.
@dantreadwell74213 жыл бұрын
Nabbed a WWII vet. . . Not good for you Mr. Green Alien Man. NEVER give us a reason to work together. You won't like the results. Bloody hell, was that guy in Bastonge? Damn. Also, don't screw around with an old soldier.
@thomasschulz21673 жыл бұрын
Never mess with an old man in a business where most die young.
@dantreadwell74213 жыл бұрын
@@thomasschulz2167 a Pratchett fan I see.
@RealArcalian3 жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the rhythm that is algo Story 1: If you want blood, you got it Story 2: Oh dear, you shouldn't have been so casual about your menu
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@aaronsouthard83663 жыл бұрын
*drops needle on record* SIXTH OF JUNE NINETEEN FOURTY FOUR!
@tornic5312 жыл бұрын
May the algorithm be with you.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@atanaciogarza7176 Жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I want to try those caterpillars? What if they taste like crayfish? Get some Cajun seasoning, mmmhh.
@karenreaves36503 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@kirkjones96393 жыл бұрын
Should have been a survivor of the Tarawa assault. Now that would have scared the shit out of him.
@Leviathan-kp8mz3 жыл бұрын
LIke #300!! Lets GO
@Monster_Ink3 жыл бұрын
These were nice For the algorithm!
@davidatkinson473 жыл бұрын
Two good stories. For the algorithm.
@hollyferay81313 жыл бұрын
Weird, we eat lots of sentient creatures, pig, dog, monkey. Ok they cannot verbalize
@cgi20023 жыл бұрын
Those animals while intelligent, don't meet any of the legally defined measures of sentience currently. It is possible one day they will, but not yet.
@noppornwongrassamee89412 жыл бұрын
@@cgi2002 Our food animals also aren't smart enough to cook and clean for us either, let alone talk or follow specific instructions.
@mpcrauzer3 жыл бұрын
Through the gates of hell
@nos23423 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@XeonXia3 жыл бұрын
The fiddler's green is from the us army cave scout
@rownanpowers13253 жыл бұрын
Your stuff is great its surprising you have less than 15 k subs
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoy the content. Hopefully in time we can grow a lot more but we just keep on keeping on. Although i have had a growth spurt over the last couple months which helps the channel a lot
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
Screaming Eagles!
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@jaredchinchello17603 жыл бұрын
All hail Al Gore's rhythm! Also just hearing the name of that wonderful rifle brought that beautiful sound to my mind.
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
The Galaxy shall be cleansed of your evil.
@rainbowchaser732 жыл бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM 🎃 AND THE SPOOPY
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
What do those caterpillars grow into? Something tells me those lizards are going to be very sorry or prey
@stalwartteakettlepotato98793 жыл бұрын
To be fair jucy caterpillars do sound delicious
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH3 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Mactaverum3 жыл бұрын
For the holy omnialgorithm, blessed be its privacy invading appendages...
@Eramiserasmus3 жыл бұрын
By the algorithm, let's keep it up!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
will do my best to
@genericuser9843 жыл бұрын
neat
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
:)
@xhagast3 жыл бұрын
If "there but for the grace of God go I" then you don't want anything to do with that kind of people.
@knightgeland49873 жыл бұрын
The Algorithm shall be praised!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@leonrafe85133 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm the for
@nikolaigoven95753 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the sun!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@macpurdy3 жыл бұрын
For the narrator and the algorithm.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@ericswenson18002 жыл бұрын
All hail the algorithm 5 words minimum
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@hollyferay81313 жыл бұрын
That alien did not know who he had old war veterans are some of the stoutist people ever.
@lukkaredwolf35343 жыл бұрын
The praising of the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@brendinolsen15173 жыл бұрын
Nice
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
:)
@ironworksdragon68433 жыл бұрын
Bob the dragon
@UNSCrearadmiral2 жыл бұрын
Beware the elders in a profession where men die young
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@josephbuckley6713 жыл бұрын
Yo yo yo ho ho ho
@arakheno40513 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@merlinathrawes7469 ай бұрын
Technology does not always win the day. There are plenty of soldiers, marines, seamen, and aviators past and present who can and will step up when called. That should get the aliens thinking, though not accurately.