The humans got FTL & Then what are the weapons like | Humans are space Orcs | HFY

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@LMC7464 2 жыл бұрын

human first contact rescue: archangel absolutely destroys invaders and lands to provide medical support archangel crew: be not afraid aliens: AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!

@justsomehaatonpassingby4488 2 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games till a military craft modeled after Biblically Accurate Angels descends Alien Veteran: "See that scary thing over there kiddo? That right there is a destroyer of worlds"

@andrewgause6971 2 жыл бұрын

Well... I mean, when you look at that part of the Bible... angels tend to be terrifying lovecraftian entities.

@SiegeTF 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's why they say 'Be not afraid." and maybe "Please stop clawing at your eyes." Edit P.S. a Throne would be an excellent point defense system - a singularity contained in a series of gyroscopic rings that can shoot energy anywhere, anytime. The emitters just so happen to look like eyeballs.

@thepanzerofthelake732 2 жыл бұрын

@@SiegeTF and then a a Seraphim is a planet or Solar System sized war machine that spews out angels, archangels, and virtues and in the scenario where the Seraphim itself has to get into battle then it will open many eyes on its 6 wings and proceed to shoot lasers out of said eyes. It's genius

@exudeku 2 жыл бұрын

@@thepanzerofthelake732 so basically a MFing Stellar Systemcraft from the Gigastructures mod in Stellaris?

@glowstickterra94 2 жыл бұрын

To be honest the Archangel sounds like what a terrain would build for a medical support craft, so much easier to rescue wounded if there’s no enemy to complicate things

@ianhogben3472 2 жыл бұрын

The best deffence is a good offence

@ryanlindsay7129 2 жыл бұрын

In old mythology archangels where brutal and efficient Warriors long before they were peaceful wings things

@nocount7517 2 жыл бұрын

Archangels are warrior angels, though. Regular angels are messengers.

@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@sonicx059 2 жыл бұрын

When he went brrrrt, I could only imagine a futuristic A-10.

@dwavenminer 2 жыл бұрын

If you can't force at least a planetary cartographer to do a continental resurvey, then is it really a weapon?

@spacetechempire510 2 жыл бұрын

Well we call those fire crackers

@wolfoffenris9951 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, they didn't were using that hill for anything nice anyway

@MrMoron-qn5rx 2 жыл бұрын

@@wolfoffenris9951 meybe they were. we all know there were at least 3 people in that bunker that were playing poker before the archangel turned it into glass

@XxstrawmanxX 2 жыл бұрын

There was no weapons in the story all I heard is an evac transport popping pills

@jaden_korr4122 2 жыл бұрын

This sounds like something that the leaders of my Stellaris Empires would say 🤣

@simsom4343 Жыл бұрын

"A giant star-sized planet cracker? No , those are myths made by the humans to scare people, probably" Pfft, I love the small details like this, also yes, just a myth of course

@terrorcop101 Жыл бұрын

"I thought it was the destroyer of worlds." "Naw, they've got that back at the base."

@profleapstrum506 Жыл бұрын

I heard a song that softly grew as the human craft drew closer. As the song become audible enough to discern the lyrics, I recognized it immediately. It was the fabled ancient human war hymn played during times of unnecessary bloodshed. With the jungle burning and the enemy fleeing through the trees I was inclined to agree with the hymn. These truely were not, fortunate sons.

@lairdcummings9092 Жыл бұрын

Not the Choosers of the Slain? The Ride of the Valkyries is another epic "Everything will die" anthem, no matter what you think of Wagner.

@grey9803 Жыл бұрын

The song that brings me the most fear would be "back in black", the few times I've experienced humans listening to this song was immediately followed by either senseless violence or an absolute buffoon trying to relive an era long passed

@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын

Fortunate son.

@Speed001 3 ай бұрын

I'm unfamiliar with that song

@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t 18 күн бұрын

Or welcome to the jungle!

@michaelscott6022 2 жыл бұрын

"This is what we can do for you in peace. _Imagine what we'll do_ to _you in_ war."

@jddunebuggy 2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that the at least the pilot of that ship was a Texan. "I love the smell of antimatter in the morning"

@alexs5814 2 жыл бұрын

This FTL one really feels like a Story prompt. I wanna read something about Humans working like the romanticised Coal Miners inside of their supercooles lances, harvesting fucking star core matter almost literally with their own hands. WOW! great story.

@LordGertz 2 жыл бұрын

There is another story Cargo read about Galactic Council members visiting a human mining facility, only to find the humans harvesting star cores manually, with many following their parents and grandparents, etc. in the same job.

@Your_Resident_Jawa 2 жыл бұрын

@@LordGertz i would love a link to this if you can find it again

@magnusarsmagna5896 Жыл бұрын

@@LordGertz The name of the story?

@popeallahsnack-bar9804 Жыл бұрын

You aint a real star miner until you have some o' that star lung

@purevert Жыл бұрын

@@Your_Resident_Jawa Found anything?

@WardNightstone 2 жыл бұрын

Maximum 25. If the damage you do is covered by a manufacturers warranty, you didn't do enough damage. Maximum 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reliad

@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын

If you are leaving scorch marks, you need to use a bigger gun. Love Shlock Mercenary.

@TheSchultinator 2 жыл бұрын

Maximum, or Maxim?

@WardNightstone 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSchultinator maxims i'll fix it

@WardNightstone 2 жыл бұрын

@@dantreadwell7421 Me too i actually have the TTRPG planet mercenary which is both based on the comics universe and a real in world item as it was part of the deal where the TOughs sold their liknes to an amo company it included a real copy of the book

@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын

@@WardNightstone yep, friend of mine was a backer on that RPG, we played a few games of it. Going to have to see if I can figure out where I stopped reading it and get caught up, or just go back and start over from scratch. You know, the part with the early early art skills that he suggests people just skip over. . . But I can't, because it introduces the Ommmminous Hummmmmm.

@Brythnoth_of_the_Void 2 жыл бұрын

Humans and their “Light Point Defense Weaponry” Cheers to all who got that reference.

@kuhljager2429 Жыл бұрын

I will admit curiosity as to what the reference is. Sounds like something I would enjoy

@Brythnoth_of_the_Void Жыл бұрын

@@kuhljager2429 It’s the list of things banned at the academy I think, let me go find it

@fbi6179 2 жыл бұрын

"We're here to help!" The humans said as they mercilessly vaporize the surroundings.

@ceilyurie856 2 жыл бұрын

to be fair it's the SURROUNDINGS, as long as what needed help is fine, then it's mission accomplished.

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

You can not longer be injured if what caused the injury is no more.

@smaragdwolf1 Жыл бұрын

"The humans got FTL" is the kind of Red Alert Galactic Catastrophy Message, that i imagine to flare up in the entire Galaxy, as soon someone spots the first human ftl engine.

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

Lol what kind of alert would "The humans are extremely wrathful" be?

@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t 18 күн бұрын

@@loganshaw4527*_death._*

@loganshaw4527 18 күн бұрын

@@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t the trans dimensional alert in effect humans form a another universe are being spotted and they are space fairing!!!

@hfar_in_the_sky Жыл бұрын

The first half to me feels like pretty good "Humans Are Space Orcs" writing. A lot of stories focus on how badass and awesome humanity is, but really the thrust of a good HASO story is how batshit insane we are

@Maddog3060 2 жыл бұрын

Star Miners! Sounds like an expansion to Deep Core Galactic. The experienced guy in the second story sounds cool. He's like "crazy apes, but damn if they don't make things interesting!"

@GravitWry 2 жыл бұрын

Them naming the Medevac transport "Archangel" was such a 'cherry on top' for me.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

indeed

@hamsta11 Жыл бұрын

i think the author was combining the characteristics of a thunderbolt and ac-130 and giving them the equivalent firepower of ground artillery loading bunker busters. archangel might refer to that when an ac-130 dumps flares it creates two wings on it that look like angel wings.

@kevincaruthers5412 2 ай бұрын

@@hamsta11 PUFF!!!

@donanthebarbarian5177 2 жыл бұрын

You can just hear the young warriors paradigm shifting without a clutch.

@Eramiserasmus 2 жыл бұрын

Humanity, mining the old-fashioned way no matter what the exotic material.

@objectiveice573 2 жыл бұрын

the young one must be like: "wait I was kidding of destroyer of worlds dont tell me they actually have one"

@dwavenminer 2 жыл бұрын

And the reply would be: "one...oh, they have more than just one..."

@ronniehopper2726 2 жыл бұрын

@@dwavenminer human medic replies why stop it just a planet

@objectiveice573 2 жыл бұрын

"youve gotta be kidding me....THEY HAVE MORE THAN ONE!?!?"

@ronniehopper2726 2 жыл бұрын

@@objectiveice573 human medic sarcastically replied oh yeah more than one, we also have these things called starkillers, it's like a light switch but for stars.

@objectiveice573 2 жыл бұрын

@@ronniehopper2726 *the alien soldier proceeds to have a mental breakdown*

@continentaltuber8610 2 жыл бұрын

Notice: To all socktonians, the third expeditionary fleet has captured several of the nanites colony worlds, so we need volunteers for a colonial fleet, sign ups for the fleet will be at your local internal affairs office. Glory to Socktonia!!

@erushi5503 2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up for gunnery please

@odi1126 2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up for for corvette pilot

@crtntiddles5178 2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up for engineering and maintenance

@frozenheartedgiant8330 2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up for ssg-er

@theinsanegamer1024 2 жыл бұрын

I'll be the general enviromental and health matinence officer!

@cheeseninja1115 2 жыл бұрын

And then when they are at the human FOB he points to the "destroyer of worlds" a small ship with two ballbus engines on its center, matte gray with what seemed to be a smile. As if wanting a fight and just getting back from one with the left wing seemed to be entirely missing. A beast of a machine that he could only imagine the horror of being on the other side of and what it had taken to damage it.

@demetrioaguilar7434 2 жыл бұрын

a-10 brrt?

@lonelypancake5979 2 жыл бұрын

*Brrrrrrrrrrttt* intensifies

@michaelscott6022 2 жыл бұрын

If you can hear it, then it wasn't aiming at you.

@jafsrob 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelscott6022 supersonic bullets are funny like that

@danielboatright8887 Жыл бұрын

Oh that wing, yeah, on her way in an enemy battleship group decided to engage her squadron. They got in two hits wuth their main guns, the other one got hit in the cockpit. The armor is strongest there, ruined the paint job and put a small dent into it. Those fuckin crazy humans insist they're ground attack craft, but rumor has it when testing the prototype they fired at a target with a black hole directly in he way..... the shots went thru both. I hear they usually use weaker ammunition these days, cant commonly use a munition that has no safe backdrop, their warriors feel it would be downright rude and unprofessional to risk hitting random targets in other galaxies.

@unclaimedusername6608 Жыл бұрын

Archangel: Alright so before we land, we need to sanitize the area...

@alwelle3902 2 жыл бұрын

AC-130 crossed with A-10 crossed with MH-60 Pave Hawk .... then add 200+ years of development. Um ... yeah .... not good to be on the receiving end of fully equipped combat-search and rescue.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

yup

@joshuafischer684 Жыл бұрын

CSAR dudes are crazy tough. Toss a couple of PJs out the back of an HC-130 with a boat from 10000 feet and you're golden.

@muninrob 2 жыл бұрын

As an H-60 crewchief that was assigned to both extractions and medivac (different units), I loved the second story. It's a shame we take the guns off when we put the white box & red cross on the side. (When the Red Cross logo is on the Blackhawk's door, it's because that bird does more than just medivac and replacing a door is faster than spray paint & stencils, much less paint stripper)

@elduquecaradura1468 Жыл бұрын

I mean, if I remember correctly, is considered a war crime to equip weaponry in a medical unit? since the idea of shooting medics is a war crime, so they are "smarties" that have been trying to use anything "non shootable" as ambush units

@muninrob Жыл бұрын

@@elduquecaradura1468 Nope. I'm not sure where or what the limit is, but an H-60 with a pair of M-60's is under the limit, while M-134's in the "door guns" breaks the limit if you shoot at an enemy without having had been shot at. (Shooting at the ridge-line of a sand dune to get heads down is fine) Medivac ROE got complicated at times - I preferred the simple "extract out boys, kill anything that tries to stop you" jobs to flying with the red cross doors mounted. (You might be GI Joe, but while those doors are on, you're a non-combatant.)

@properfunny 2 жыл бұрын

In the first story I completely believe we have those level of weapons and most do not want to see if we are bluffing.

@kelvinth117 2 жыл бұрын

In the FTL story at mid point i really thought and (hoped slightly)that he would say: they go through hell.🤣🤣🤣

@sarnxero2628 2 жыл бұрын

"they have warp drives" "You mean hyperdrives that warp space like our military ships" "... not a exactly ..."

@kelvinth117 2 жыл бұрын

@@sarnxero2628 yeah around that point that would be so cool if it indeed was said: yeah they go through hell

@UNSCPILOT Жыл бұрын

I mean, harvesting the heart of a star is a far more intense than even some pretty colorful descriptions of hell, though you won't suffer long

@jgkitarel 5 ай бұрын

Humanity: "We tried that once. They got offended and started a war with us. We won. Hell now is represented in our Parliament."

@direfulfilms8916 2 жыл бұрын

Human: *hits blunt* there is no need for escort aircraft if the medevac *is* the escort.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

true

@WorldWalker128 Жыл бұрын

That thing for dumping star heat sounds like a magnificent weapon itself! You could glass or outright incinerate an entire planet in just a few seconds without needing to fire a shot!

@Sorain1 Жыл бұрын

"We heard you were talking smack, so we redirected our star mining operations heat into your third gas giant. Have fun with that."

@LucaUmbriel Жыл бұрын

The trick isn't defeating your enemy, it's leaving enough of them alive to surrender (or enough territory in tact to conquer)

@Sorain1 Жыл бұрын

@@LucaUmbriel Always know the scale of weaponry you should employ. After all, you pillage THEN you burn.

@enricopaolocoronado2511 Жыл бұрын

It's basically that one RussianBadger moment. "We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us *_TWICE."_*

@kurtismiller9544 2 жыл бұрын

Who else would mine a star... personally, with living personnel! LoL crazy freaking apes! Wait til that kid sees a new and improved warthog! ROFL

@firedirewolf 2 жыл бұрын

star core neutronium shells fired at relativistic speeds, just cutting a planet in half by the wave of bullets like taking a string and cutting a cake slice. the fact that they expand to the size of a small moon on the other side isn't seen from this side as they are firing to cause shrapnel effect for the next 4 solar systems and are setting up neutralizer nets on the other side of the solar arm. what makes matters worse is that while it may look like it all happened in a second, the people on the planet took 4 days to actually fall out of the gravitational warp of reality when the ultra dense shells passed and exited their containment.

@cradleofchaos4923 2 жыл бұрын

Looks more like a puma

@firedirewolf 2 жыл бұрын

@@cradleofchaos4923 there is an aircraft named puma?

@SunshowerWonderlab Жыл бұрын

@@cradleofchaos4923 I THOUGHT I WAS FREE FROM RED VERSUS BLUE DAMMIT

@stormstrike7028 Жыл бұрын

@@cradleofchaos4923 stop making up animals

@armadillo3454 Жыл бұрын

What I got from that second story is a futuristic VTOL A-10 dropped a ground penetrating nuke and then evacuating wounded....

@paulhuston9991 2 жыл бұрын

I love the naming convention on the human weapons very much.

@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын

Real advantage of humans: THEY ARE BATSHIT CRAZY!

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

crazy fu

@platinumchromee3191 2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE! -Raiden from Metal Memes Rising

@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын

There's no kill like Overkill

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

indeed

@platinumchromee3191 2 жыл бұрын

There is another ULTRAKILL

@thebanditman5663 2 жыл бұрын

Cas evac not med evac. Med evac craft are unarmed, cas evac is whatever you can fit doc in.

@demetrioaguilar7434 2 жыл бұрын

eh sounds about right

@Prootgen 2 жыл бұрын

There weren’t any weapons on that ship, just some rocket propelled flares with world ending grenades on the tip practically harmless

@mickys8065 Жыл бұрын

@@Prootgen exactly! No more a weapon than a mouse trap or fly swatter. A weapon implies there's a chance to right back

@hamsta11 Жыл бұрын

@@Prootgen wasn't even a ship weapon. just some field medic using the grenade launcher on his pdw. has a toggle switch to fire cartridges with a payload of bio-repair nanites instead of ordinance too.

@jon12700 2 жыл бұрын

Let's all be honest.... That's exactly like humanity would do it xD

@wolfoffenris9951 2 жыл бұрын

"Archangle one, enemy AA position marked, payload on the way, repeat Archangle is Winchester. proceeding to waypoint bravo to extract Joint fire support team"

@karasuchrono 2 жыл бұрын

"Let me point that one out for you." Oh my. 😨 haha

@tomasdubravsky4851 Жыл бұрын

imagine what the young warrior will feel when he sees one of our world bombers, like the 'A-15 Hydra' for example.

@UNSCPILOT Жыл бұрын

I fell like anything following in the "A" line should take after the Warthog, say; wild boar or similar names in other languages, it just seems *right*

@capt.squiggly6354 Жыл бұрын

@@UNSCPILOT I would imagine it might use both designations since the warthog is officially the thunderbolt 2, that said if it is a planetary bomber it would likely have a B designation instead of A.

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

The heat dump could be useful in terraforming and planetary electricity production.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

true

@purevert Жыл бұрын

A FTL civilization would mine so many starts that even if they used all the energy they ever could use, there would still be so much heat left over that it's better to just dump it to keep the miners cool (well atleast what they can be in a fucking star).

@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын

@@purevert You are saying it is better to waste a valuable resource.

@worldcomicsreview354 Жыл бұрын

@@calvingreene90 Is your entire house and garden covered with solar panels?

@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын

@@worldcomicsreview354 No; they are too expensive and too toxic. The heat of a stellar core in the middle of a boiler is a little different and the plants the solar panels replace have value.

@Astavyastataa Жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to call those dudes “Starvesters”.

@soulcapturecreations3107 Жыл бұрын

That ach angel ship sounds like something humans make when there bored lol

@slimeinabox 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought that how they got the star cores was make them on earth. Because they had fusion tech.

@The_Viscount 2 жыл бұрын

Grandpa Hind is proud of his descendent.

@citizen_grub4171 2 жыл бұрын

A deafening Shrek. GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!

@SupCom78 Жыл бұрын

fear fear to be a enemy of humankind then if a medical ship can do this YOU don't want to know what a WARSHIP can do. great story ^^

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

Named Asura.

@IRMentat 2 жыл бұрын

I want an archangel now. Brrrrt AND boom.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

@justarandomtechpriest1578 2 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when americans and German make stuff together

@jamesmilton6529 Жыл бұрын

I knew a guy who talked about the smoke rounds used for artillery aiming in Vietnam. You normally only needed the smoke [wp].

@michealnelsonauthor Жыл бұрын

“Smoke rounds”. Awesome.

@anilin6353 2 жыл бұрын

The archangel it brings mercy and wrath

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

that it does

@adampleticha6314 Жыл бұрын

Me and my two friends have a story to tell. We faced them once it was 3 agenst 1000. There was blasting and cursing, cursing and blasting. The losses were horrible. In the end we all agreed they were the best humans we ever fought.

@Cadiangrunt99 2 жыл бұрын

I offer my socks freely to the nanites they must be hungry.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

that they are

@yummersans8426 2 жыл бұрын

okay at the second story its basically just anime at that point

@imperialinquisitor510 Жыл бұрын

Xenu: They sent people into the heart of a star! Humans: Sent?! I volenteered, you get time and a half and danger pay!

@kennethhummel4409 2 жыл бұрын

What? No son that’s not a weapon.

@SunshowerWonderlab Жыл бұрын

Yet.

@ZoruaZorroark Жыл бұрын

imagine how much damage if the containment field containing one cubic foot of core material decided to "fail"

@michealnelsonauthor Жыл бұрын

Hence the trope appropriate “batshit crazy” is satisfied. And we All agree, yep, we’d fucking do that.

@jukkiivi4282 2 жыл бұрын

Poor Young Warrior. Many human military has many nasty twists. Thanks for reading this story!

@dalemorgan8263 2 жыл бұрын

BRRRRRRT is life, BRRRRRRT is love

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@medusastone2725 Жыл бұрын

Part one of the second story made me think of an AC-130, honestly. Although the "brrrrrrt" made me think warthog.

@patraic5241 Жыл бұрын

As Ivanovna would say, "BOOM!".

@IshijimaKairo Жыл бұрын

Humans, what did they get? - Starcore Engines - Armed MedEvac Armed MedEvac - COUNTERMEASURE COUNTERMEASURE - Nuke but smol The Union, What Do We Got? - Slipspace Drive (Like hyperdrive but way better) - Unethically armed ships - "Countermeasures? Where we're going, we won't be needing countermeasures" - MOMOAB (MOAB but BIGG)

@PerTrygveMyhrer Жыл бұрын

The FTL story forgot the biggest source for hydrogen in any star system, not gas giants but the star

@purevert Жыл бұрын

Well the others were too scared to mine a star so how would they ever get the hydrogen form the star?

@robertbemis9800 Жыл бұрын

Mountain? What mountain? That crater was here when we got here….

@kingnothing8570 2 жыл бұрын

off course were gonna strap nukes on a medivac if its going to pick up injured may as well bring some firepower to where they got injured

@artbrann 2 жыл бұрын

starcore mining, still less hot than Atlanta in summer and I'll take 2 of the transports, for the next time I have to goto Atlanta, I mean have you seen Atlanta traffic?

@zedekiahstephens4161 2 жыл бұрын

I believe the rule is to ignore the posted speed limit and to just go at whatever speed everyone else is going.

@toothpasteman3400 2 жыл бұрын

the second one sounds like we improved our nukes anti-grav so they can't escape then *KABOOM!*

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

indeed

@Calaban619 2 жыл бұрын

*shrug he just rolled the Story Dice and must have rolled 'rockets bouncy mine from guardians2', with 'legacy if the void trailer Archon vs Ultralisk' Man that was an awesome roll. Wow I gotta get me some of those Story Dice

@Iluvantir 5 ай бұрын

Okay, that first story. Someone has been listening to "Diggy Diggy Hole" just a LITTLE bit too much... heaven have mercy, lol... funny, tho.

@draconex1 2 жыл бұрын

If the archangel is based off the a-10 warthog it should be holding the shells in order to be reloaded when it touches down again

@UNSCPILOT Жыл бұрын

Nah, that's just a med-evac, the equivalent to a A-10 in that verse would be a even more terrifying beast, possibly not much different looking than the A-10 as it's always proven itself reliable beyond belief

@procanongaming7927 Жыл бұрын

I love the fact veterans like "oh yea they have destroyers of worlds too we'll see it's later😅"

@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading Agro. For the Algorithm11!

@CharliMorganMusic 2 жыл бұрын

If we have FTL, then there's a bit of a paradox bc if we can move at light speed, we can't actually see or target anything. One can fire a weapon at light speed OR move at light speed.

@connorhill818 2 жыл бұрын

That depends on what is used. For example, if using FTL generates an anomaly, then fire at the anomaly and whatever comes through after the anomaly opens goes boom

@ATSucks1 2 жыл бұрын

2 gas giants? Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. 2 gas giants. Well I guess the author did say "worthy"

@tedb.5707 2 жыл бұрын

Jupiter and Saturn are gas giants. Neptune and Uranus are ice giants with significant solid-ish cores in the current thinking.

@alfredsutton7233 2 жыл бұрын

Yes I enjoyed the story. Well written, well read.

@bahajirutmspt436 7 ай бұрын

Honestly a star sized planet cracker is exactly something humanity would do

@Karak-_- Жыл бұрын

The first one sounds like something we would actually do, having the tech to stay alive in star.

@lolbackingtime7840 3 ай бұрын

The first story just reminds of a filk song "Bask ye samplers". Yes, we can and WELL send people to the heart of a star just to mine resources.

@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын

Humans " no, i dont have tie for any of THAT nonsense, we'll do this other thing"

@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын

XD hahaaaha!!!! that ending twist cracked me up welldone to th ewriter, and to your naroration my man! XD hahaahahahah!!!!

@bassforhire555 Жыл бұрын

"Hi, we're from NASA, welcome to Jackass!"

@SpiritWolf1966 Ай бұрын

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

@davidhenderson3400 Жыл бұрын

Human "If it is worth killing then it is worth overkilling"

@ICountFrom0 2 жыл бұрын

Good story to end a set on, thank you again.

@yomogami4561 9 ай бұрын

a couple of great stories defining humans....heh....'probably' and medivac transport of the gods thanks for the narration

@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video.

@RurouniKalainGaming Жыл бұрын

Just found ya and love it.

@ravenouself4181 Жыл бұрын

Even Xenos know not to mess around with crazy.

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, who's the idiot that fired on one of the red cross marked human medical Evac flights.

@jevichrono 2 жыл бұрын

This was a nice story.

@dmaxcustom Жыл бұрын

Idea for a FTL story. Black Hole Bomb Drive. Humans managed to constrain the reaction of a not insignificant amount of matter and antimatter and compress it enough to create a stabilized black hole with the equivalent of an O-class star in a less than 50 cubic meters. The Drive returns Hawkins radiation back to the hole sustaining it and the energy it releases its uses to bend space time at will, piercing dimensions to instant travel from A to B. So, human ships have black holes as a power source. And Human battleships are ships built around a giant gun built around a black hole. Absolute horror.

@da_enderdragon Жыл бұрын

Bask ye Samplers bask in the light. Space is dark but the star is bright! Bask in the heat of the distant sun; it’s gonna get hotter before it’s done… Bask in the heat of the sun, boys, bask in the heat of the sun.