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@thejadedrabbitTJR 2 жыл бұрын

The first story is just "it's still stealth if there's no one left to tell anyone," turned up to 11.

@thewillowtree727 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@UNSCPILOT 2 жыл бұрын

"Stealth is optional for this mission" Humans: *"Cowabunga it is!"*

@radioactiveassassin5218 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the famous: "Nobody will notice if there's nobody to notice." Except this is more like: "Nobody will fight us, if there's nobody to fight us."

@levantdiggerus3473 2 жыл бұрын

Heavy stealth

@leechowning2712 2 жыл бұрын

Sir, there is nobody left to detect us, stealth mission is successful... Steiner scout lance.

@Ander-5187 2 жыл бұрын

The second story is "You are going to die, but I want to explain you first why and how"

@wolfoffenris9951 2 жыл бұрын

Just because you genocide someone, is no reason to be rude

@alexs5814 2 жыл бұрын

also, please, don't soil my new capitains chair whilst you perish in agony?

@soffren 2 жыл бұрын

"And we took that personally" gold 😂

@stain1095 2 жыл бұрын

@@wolfoffenris9951 I know right, we're friends.

@markmulder9845 2 жыл бұрын

Story 1: When humans call something peacekeeper, 30% chance its a threat. When humans call something peacemaker, its a 1% chance that it isn't.

@draconusspiritus1037 Жыл бұрын

When Humans call something Peacemaker. There is a 100% chance it involves Rest In Peace.

@allster0crowly Жыл бұрын

@@draconusspiritus1037 nah about a 30% chance rip, 30% negotiator, 30% chance it is something to knock you flat on your ass or back to the stone age, and the last 10% a WMD/MAD.

@draconusspiritus1037 Жыл бұрын

@@allster0crowly When Humans talk about a peacemaker, the wise start negotiating. Because once the peacemaker is brought out. Well, it's too late to negotiate at that point.

@PhoenixT70 Жыл бұрын

“Peace is our profession.” -Motto of the Strategic Air Command, once responsible for all USAF nuclear weapons.

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

@@draconusspiritus1037Or rest in pieces.

@voidtraveller8667 2 жыл бұрын

A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy. Blessed be the peacekeepers. second story is just "let me explain just how badly y'all have fucked up."

@levantdiggerus3473 2 жыл бұрын

Nah it's "Now you boys fought like cowards. That's fine- not uncommon. You're good at what you do, and I respect that...." "...But I don't like cowards. I'm better at what I do. THIS is what I do." "And you will goddam respect it."

@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын

As a U.S. Army combat veteran with 6 tours and dozens of missions under my belt I just wanna add 2 things. 1. Hold my beer. 2. You're about 3 seconds away from the worst beating of your freaking life. 3. F around and find out.

@jessehenson8923 2 жыл бұрын

There is a bit of mean spirited fun in telling an enemy *exactly* what you are about to do to them when they have zero chance of preventing it.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

yarp

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

The jungle is chuckling darkly. I want my mommy.

@tonitoni9984 2 жыл бұрын

Torture begins, when the torturer starts schowing his tools

@ballsacsincorp 2 жыл бұрын

@@tonitoni9984 xeno interrogator: shows off some spicy food human: mmmmm spicy xeno interrogator: what the fuck

@alexisjuarez9858 Жыл бұрын

They started it

@jeffreywiggins3502 2 жыл бұрын

I aspire to be this confident, and suave. Holy shit, I mean "Use the restrooms, and program our dietary needs into your ship, to save me the trouble of doing it once it's mine." And "Were gonna kick your ass on-time, under-budget, and with a smile."

@vibingdopamine2672 2 жыл бұрын

"Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever; that means YOU live forever." - R. Lee Ermey

@sethgilcrist8088 2 жыл бұрын

Semper fidelis

@mikehenthorn1778 Жыл бұрын

Hoorah!

@SiegeTF 2 жыл бұрын

There was a one-shot Justice League villain named Peacemaker - Humanoid with a bulldogs' face. His thing was enflamming conflicts, then rolling in and taking over once both sides had depleted themselves. Batman pieced this together with Green Lantern, and went to confront him during a public address along with Wonder Woman and Superman. It was Wonder Woman who accused Peacemaker of his shenanigans while he just stood and stared at her; not in shock, but confusion. His honor guard raised their weapons, but he waved them down. She finished and demanded to know what Peacemaker has to say for himself, and he spoke the words responsible for his one-shot status: "I'm sorry... but are you a whore?" Superman, shocked, covered his mouth. Batman, exasperated, facepalmed - covering his eyes. Lantern, well, he covered his ears and cringed.

@bakabunny788 2 жыл бұрын

I haven't read that comic but the reactions from those 3 heroes sound about right, how did Wonder Woman react?

@vexile1239 2 жыл бұрын

@@bakabunny788 probably proceeded to beat the crad out of him

@Eramiserasmus 2 жыл бұрын

Well Peacemaker never walked again, I assume.

@JesseGolo 2 жыл бұрын

Which comic was that?

@SiegeTF 2 жыл бұрын

@@JesseGolo specifically? I have no idea - it was posted on an imageboard which shall remain anonymous. As for WW's reaction: D:

@silvadelshaladin 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who names their ship "The Smirking Revenge" will easily defeat one who names ships like "The Siren of the Sun" or the "Song of Gravity."

@MrAcerulez 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite ship name I've ever seen is from a Halo book, it was like a small corvette or destroyer called "Two For Flinching"

@silvadelshaladin 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAcerulez I think SpaceX is good at naming ships.

@frealsolidusauxil5873 2 жыл бұрын

Dam i wish we get a stealth ship called "up your ass" in the future🤣

@Lastburn 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh warhammer ship names are so cheese and amazing, what are you gonna go when something named the Eternal Crusader or the Abhorrence pulls up to your star system

@bogustoast22none25 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAcerulez ngl that’s a great name.

@crowsenpai5625 2 жыл бұрын

I love these stories that are basically “Ah, I see a member of your race decided to fire on and destroy an unarmed medical ship filled with non-combatants. Let me be the first of my race to inform you that was, as experts would say, a poor decision. Now I am here to kindly explain to you just how much you fucked up, and what repercussions you will receive for your actions.”

@panan7777 11 ай бұрын

Oh and please take a good look at my hands holding 2' long crowbars, you will soon get intimate with them.

@kashkara_8943 2 жыл бұрын

Both socks are missing but at least I can keep up with the algorithm now

@panzerboidasixth6892 2 жыл бұрын

"A small price to pay for the algorithm"

@spacetechempire510 2 жыл бұрын

Ah two more to add to the pile. The dock mountain grows.

@cosmiccake791 2 жыл бұрын

IMPOSSIBLE

@cosmiccake791 2 жыл бұрын

NANITES ONLY TAKE ONE SOCK TO INFURIATE AND TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU FORGOT THE YT GUNF

@TransbianOwl 2 жыл бұрын

Story #2's aliens should really be honored, we typically never come in under budget in a war.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

true

@IRMentat 2 жыл бұрын

depends on the branch. overall tho, dead on.

@ianhogben3472 2 жыл бұрын

Only when we're angry

@mikehenthorn1778 Жыл бұрын

Well according to the fat electrician, when we send a sniper we are going to unalive you from the budget menu. Much cheaper than warheads on foreheads.

@douglasmcneil6689 2 жыл бұрын

The Colt 1873 45 caliber single action revolver was also nick named the Peacemaker.

@robertschumacher2707 2 жыл бұрын

'God created all men. Sam Colt made them equal.'

@derekstein6193 2 жыл бұрын

The Smirking Revenge? Hippity hoppity, this is now my D&D homebrew property.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@9LiveEmpire 2 жыл бұрын

Welp it was Indeed a psychological weapon But not the kind they where thinking "I will tell you why you will loose your nice ship and how you will loose it, because i'm kind of a nice guy, but still... F you"

@illusiveelk2558 2 жыл бұрын

The ship names in that second story sounded like the randomly-generated ship names in no man's sky.

@UNSCPILOT 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, kinda adored that, especially since I have a ship called "Father of Gravity", which is a big arse hauler

@chaoseclipse0121 2 жыл бұрын

@@UNSCPILOT Got some fighters that were decent looking that had some pretty unique names in NMS. Inspiring Observer, Nemesis of Destruction, Void Dancer, Ruthless Pioneer.

@EvilPaladin11 2 жыл бұрын

@@UNSCPILOT With enough mass, your ship COULD naturally generate gravity

@dariustiapula 2 жыл бұрын

Peace through superior firepower!.

@piedpiper1185 Жыл бұрын

That second story was, 'We worked really hard on this, and I want you to appreciate that before you die.'

@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын

#2 is a really good "dont mess with Humanity" stuff

@amorphoussolid8512 2 жыл бұрын

"See you soon, Chuckles ". Not the best thing to hear from a human mouth. By the time we call someone that our sense of humour has gotten, well, a bit unfunny and violent.

@timeshark8727 2 жыл бұрын

You know... I've never thought of that before, but I can't remember ever calling someone "Chuckles" without intending to utterly humiliate or severely injure them in the near future.

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

No it is funny, just from a very dark place.

@mikehenthorn1778 Жыл бұрын

The things that are about to happen will be brought up the next time Geneva has a conversation

@PrincessOfDumbasses 2 жыл бұрын

ahh the Peacemaker... such Irony...

@soffren 2 жыл бұрын

USN Smirking Revenge is the best ship name ever

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

that it is

@alfredsutton7233 2 жыл бұрын

The best science fiction, well read. Thank you AgroSquerril.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed and it was a pleasure

@tabithachastain6999 Жыл бұрын

The second story is the epitome of "fuck around and find out"

@harrygrimley4352 Жыл бұрын

Loved it. Thanks for sharing this with us.

@hiddenoath8159 2 жыл бұрын

1st again . I hope everyone finds the other sock , and has a lovely day

@jakobus6581 2 жыл бұрын

When Agro spoke in the second story. "Well, Chuckles, allow me to retort!"

@discusmaximus 6 ай бұрын

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

@kennethhummel4409 2 жыл бұрын

Damn the nanites! Full socks ahead!!!

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын

#1 is wonderful piece of dark humor, me likes!

@Fayanora Жыл бұрын

"We come in peace, SHOOT TO KILL SHOOT TO KILL!"

@leadingauctions8440 Жыл бұрын

The cockiness in the second story was to die for.

@mirroredrealities1639 2 жыл бұрын

They do not keep the peace, they _make_ the peace.

@johnnyrotten3175 8 ай бұрын

S1:👏👏👏👏 S2:👏👏👏👏👏

@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын

A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.

@garysmith3037 2 жыл бұрын

When someone talks of "Peace", make sure you are clear on what it means to them.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

true

@alexs5814 2 жыл бұрын

yeah, that was just the right amount of human impossibility^^. great reading.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

glad you enjoyed

@seventhson27 Жыл бұрын

Kind of like the Colt Single Action Army being called the "peacemaker." A corps is very peaceful.

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

I got vibes of the Wonderland Treaty Maker only for it to pale by comparison.

@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын

Peacemaker. Sam Colt would be proud.

@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Agro....wonderful readings.

@reggiehigh22 2 жыл бұрын

Just that name made all of them mess themselves again

@lunaschibor5 2 жыл бұрын

Human 1: Let's bring em peace Human 2: Im getting the nukes

@michaelhice7636 2 жыл бұрын

first story aliens at the end: "OH! Oooooh... .......oh....."

@EvilPaladin11 2 жыл бұрын

The admiral in the second one, has very Hellsing Abridged Alucard vibe to him. And I love it.

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

Not the first weapon to be called the Peacemaker. The Colt model 1873 was a 45-calibre (long) 6 round revolver that is STILL in production. Wow! Talk about psychological warfare!

@victoriasteichen122 Жыл бұрын

“… until there is no enemy, only peace.”

@domschra Жыл бұрын

6:58 metal gear music starts playing

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank You for the reading

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын

they got hit hard by asymmetrical warfare, so they _Packed up their entire forking homeworld_ in retalliation.

@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын

TI-84 intensifies

@tacticalmarsupial6201 2 жыл бұрын

sic vis pacem para bellum

@carlfromtheoc1788 2 жыл бұрын

Wonder if it was made by the Colt Firearm Company. Maybe in conjunction with Convair.

@Kualinar 7 ай бұрын

That Peacemaker states this : You chose to go to war and you've chosen your extinction. So, get wise and chose peace.

@nickschaefer9320 2 жыл бұрын

"on time, under budget, and with a smile"...

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@bogustoast22none25 2 жыл бұрын

Glad that I’m caught up, lost a lot of sleep catching up

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

as long as you enjoyed , that's the main thing

@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

@angrydragonslayer 2 жыл бұрын

neat

@NoBody-bx4cp 2 жыл бұрын

*Now I'm Motivated*

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

kick A and Kick A

@stenivosulutvedt7572 8 ай бұрын

Takk!

@AgroSquerril 7 ай бұрын

My pleasure , thank you for the dono it is much appreciated

@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын

'On the plus side, we'll keep enough of you around to facepalm when the next idiot tries something this stupid.'

@christopherishikawa4444 2 жыл бұрын

Chuckles I'm in danger

@klappstock943 2 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@powerup3005 2 жыл бұрын

Entente is pronounce On•Taunt

@ballisticm0use72 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that kinda annoyed me

@macpurdy 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm and the narrator.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@gingernerd971 2 жыл бұрын

>En-tent-e I love it. An alternative to the French

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

so there

@Monster_Ink 2 жыл бұрын

I liked the second one! XD For the algorithm!

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@bestcomment3201 2 жыл бұрын

FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@royalroses123 2 жыл бұрын

Peacemaker... Nothing to wage wars anymore...

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

Operation Just Retribution is go.

@attackall111 2 жыл бұрын

I keep hearing in the backwards speaking something that sounds like "Nice Aliens" lol

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@johnathanblackwell9960 2 жыл бұрын

The second story is some 1stFSOD type shit

@levantdiggerus3473 2 жыл бұрын

Story 2: I stole your meme, but I liked it first.

@dukeofoool8849 2 жыл бұрын

This new intro is hilarious

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

@jameswild8332 2 жыл бұрын

.mhtirogla eht roF

@hiddenoath8159 2 жыл бұрын

ReveLC

@Chokah 2 жыл бұрын

Please flip your keyboard over, the nanite swarm is getting confused and might accidentally steal your shirt instead of your sock.

@alonenotlonely1179 2 жыл бұрын

@@Chokah could be worse, they could steal your shorts.

@mfree80286 2 жыл бұрын

@@alonenotlonely1179 Hat theft is predicted. Actually, better put on a hat, or you may be in for a trim...

@AshyRose1 2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

@jeroylenkins1745 2 жыл бұрын

just one more story

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

indeed

@jimmycoyote74 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@johnnyrotten3175 8 ай бұрын

4 D 🐿️

@LunarisArts 2 жыл бұрын

Yeh, can understan humans want to be called human, insread of Terrans. A human can be Terran, a dog can be terran, shark can be called terran. We are human, a subspeicies of Terrans

@wolfoffenris9951 2 жыл бұрын

Right, still Terran sounds much cooler, human sounds so soft

@ianhogben3472 2 жыл бұрын

RAMING SPEED

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@Eramiserasmus 2 жыл бұрын

Algorithm bless me with more videos.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

for the algorithm

@Divolutionist 2 жыл бұрын

Well i still have my one sock wait where's the other *"sock"*

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

no idea what your talking about govna

@Bonesaw4444 2 жыл бұрын

Now I am disoriented. How does the time flow?

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

wibly wobly timey wimey stuff

@bobydigital2450 2 жыл бұрын

I hare when they make humans being so whipped. If they do war crimes why would humanity help them

@tirnos739 2 жыл бұрын

... We cracked multiple planets in half, deployed WMDs against population centers, and basically utterly obliterated anything resembling resistance by sheer force of absolute, mind-bogglingly overwhelming firepower. And you call that 'whipped'? Lemme guess, we should have grabbed all the women and children who had no say in the matter at hand and tortured them to death over the course of weeks or something? Deployed horrific bioagents to melt their homeworld's biosphere into screaming goo to make sure everyone in the universe saw what kind of drooling psychopaths they are dealing with? Just because the enemy did something awful, doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves to their level. Especially when we prove we can beat their asses literally back to the stone age at our whim WHILE keeping to the high road.

@bobydigital2450 2 жыл бұрын

You sound like the Canadian prime minister If the kill us then they lost the argument.

@tirnos739 2 жыл бұрын

@@bobydigital2450 And you sound like a howling lunatic who thinks that every war shouldn't stop until genocide is committed. The story makes it clear we ground ANY concept of retaliation out of their heads with overwhelming firepower and obliterated their entire military. Stopping there isn't 'soft', it's NORMAL. When the war is over you don't keep shooting civilians, unless you are psychopath bent on genocide that is.