Dad Jokes - Part I

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NRH Public Safety

NRH Public Safety

6 жыл бұрын

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@BenjaminHari
@BenjaminHari 4 жыл бұрын
It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.
@EpicBehemoth
@EpicBehemoth 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying
@joshliftz7496
@joshliftz7496 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@vinceallenmeneses5883
@vinceallenmeneses5883 6 жыл бұрын
They seem like nice and kind officers.
@Moochi4
@Moochi4 3 жыл бұрын
They are nice alot of cops I talk to are the same way but kindness is not weakness no one likes rude people
@GummySlayer
@GummySlayer 3 жыл бұрын
"Seem"
@dundukas7899
@dundukas7899 3 жыл бұрын
in relaxed situations
@20alphabet
@20alphabet 3 жыл бұрын
That's the point of this. It's to make you forget about this: m.kzfaq.info/sun/PLX_lXbCtcjeVQy0-_hg9bUmF6FfIR0nrp
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 жыл бұрын
they're old, the older ones are always the most chill.
@heathersmith2201
@heathersmith2201 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!
@evildrporkchop4628
@evildrporkchop4628 4 жыл бұрын
Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.
@LARZMARZ94
@LARZMARZ94 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like a dad joke exists in this comment
@evildrporkchop4628
@evildrporkchop4628 2 жыл бұрын
@@LARZMARZ94 ... I think you're on to something
@zackslay2938
@zackslay2938 4 жыл бұрын
This fireman has a good sense of humor lol
@reiskywalker0964
@reiskywalker0964 2 жыл бұрын
Constipation joke had me in stitches...
@wdiddy1
@wdiddy1 4 жыл бұрын
I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.
@LARZMARZ94
@LARZMARZ94 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Alexander_jade
@Alexander_jade 5 жыл бұрын
the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot
@Norcalw204
@Norcalw204 4 жыл бұрын
@2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?” ...... “It hasn’t come out yet.” Lmao 😂
@jonaha.k.ashazam2535
@jonaha.k.ashazam2535 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god😂😂😂
@Culvey
@Culvey 3 жыл бұрын
Leave it to a poop joke to make the officer laugh
@Norcalw204
@Norcalw204 3 жыл бұрын
@@Culvey IKR
@Magnum_Wolf
@Magnum_Wolf 2 жыл бұрын
I lost on that one
@omegaPSI2006
@omegaPSI2006 3 жыл бұрын
NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"
@elliotduncan1052
@elliotduncan1052 Жыл бұрын
Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of KZfaq, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@myhandle853
@myhandle853 2 жыл бұрын
A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂
@Strahinja_Djordjevic
@Strahinja_Djordjevic 2 жыл бұрын
I really like the: Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair
@irishsixtysixfanGbrf66739
@irishsixtysixfanGbrf66739 3 жыл бұрын
Horse walks into a bar barman askes why the long face horse answer the wife's been a NAG
@torreycat7714
@torreycat7714 2 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
@cgappleton7781
@cgappleton7781 Жыл бұрын
I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂
@nickyfoltz6271
@nickyfoltz6271 2 жыл бұрын
Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.
@EaggerSilverdragon
@EaggerSilverdragon 6 жыл бұрын
"I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA
@emanueldjordje
@emanueldjordje 4 жыл бұрын
4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂
@howegav
@howegav Жыл бұрын
What's not to like. I love dad jokes.
@ashieshinobi
@ashieshinobi 6 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! You two are funny!
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 6 жыл бұрын
What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons? Hose A and Hose B
@0xhhhhff
@0xhhhhff 6 жыл бұрын
Conway79 LMAOO. What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car ? Carlos
@torment4723
@torment4723 Жыл бұрын
wow never heard that one before
@Basile_KW
@Basile_KW 2 жыл бұрын
They got along so well. This was awesome!
@joshfoley8862
@joshfoley8862 6 жыл бұрын
FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.
@thegreenpianist7683
@thegreenpianist7683 6 жыл бұрын
My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not... But they're definitely up there
@thegreenpianist7683
@thegreenpianist7683 3 жыл бұрын
@Gen. JFH thank you, I forgot I even made this comment, this was an original joke (hopefully)
@tjcolvin6427
@tjcolvin6427 11 ай бұрын
Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@aewhatever
@aewhatever 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao they look like brothers
@andyjay9346
@andyjay9346 Жыл бұрын
Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣
@idontknowyouthatsmypurse
@idontknowyouthatsmypurse 8 ай бұрын
I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.
@Ben-ig3bf
@Ben-ig3bf Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!
@imonthewinningside8281
@imonthewinningside8281 3 жыл бұрын
Police officer can't stop checking everyone's reactions. 😅
@joshfreeman5488
@joshfreeman5488 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of this wasn't even the jokes.. It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂
@scruffypupper
@scruffypupper 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!
@katz0625
@katz0625 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!
@tylermorgan445
@tylermorgan445 2 жыл бұрын
FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.
@ccpr15
@ccpr15 6 жыл бұрын
This was the cutest thing ever
@metallist9868
@metallist9868 3 жыл бұрын
When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂
@catherineblue5607
@catherineblue5607 Жыл бұрын
Cell-fies 😆😅🤣
@mygreatescape9617
@mygreatescape9617 2 жыл бұрын
These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny
@corycardinal6875
@corycardinal6875 Жыл бұрын
My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh
@michellesorenson1292
@michellesorenson1292 4 жыл бұрын
SO CUTE!
@jeanneratterman
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤
@jackw3235
@jackw3235 3 жыл бұрын
I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍
@gabrielmorrison9477
@gabrielmorrison9477 4 жыл бұрын
What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos
@adminsroserobertson
@adminsroserobertson Жыл бұрын
well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏
@rlast1523
@rlast1523 11 ай бұрын
What do you call a one-legged woman? Aileen. 😂
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 11 ай бұрын
Where does she work? At the I-Hop.
@rlast1523
@rlast1523 11 ай бұрын
@@geraldfrost4710 Lol, yes she does. 😂
@13Firelight37
@13Firelight37 6 жыл бұрын
These jokes are absolute gold!
@scootergem
@scootergem 3 жыл бұрын
good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!
@kanteannightmare
@kanteannightmare 5 жыл бұрын
Imma cashew. Lol.
@maRKquez_
@maRKquez_ 3 жыл бұрын
What did the dog say to the wall? Wol wol XD
@duttydiesel8303
@duttydiesel8303 2 жыл бұрын
2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?
@greenfingersgardener822
@greenfingersgardener822 2 ай бұрын
I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol
@letsbehonest4221
@letsbehonest4221 2 жыл бұрын
When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,
@rumplestiltskin7304
@rumplestiltskin7304 Жыл бұрын
A termite walks into a bar and asks: Is the bar-tender here.
@eaglebauersrecordcollection
@eaglebauersrecordcollection Жыл бұрын
🤣
@spaghetti9845
@spaghetti9845 3 жыл бұрын
what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen
@branwhite4973
@branwhite4973 Жыл бұрын
Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!
@reallife3942
@reallife3942 3 жыл бұрын
My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side.... . So i crashed the car...
@DULCEBAUTISTA
@DULCEBAUTISTA 4 жыл бұрын
This was a good one :D
@leonidasspyropoulos849
@leonidasspyropoulos849 Жыл бұрын
Loved it, both were good.
@petersonscottb
@petersonscottb 5 жыл бұрын
Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
@josie4065
@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Reminds me of My Fair Lady
@dianethiesen4867
@dianethiesen4867 3 жыл бұрын
This was a line by Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway!
@karatecat46
@karatecat46 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, I love dad jokes
@tulsatornado1578
@tulsatornado1578 6 жыл бұрын
I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.
@aidenholfter641
@aidenholfter641 Жыл бұрын
What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar
@jerichorivera6097
@jerichorivera6097 3 жыл бұрын
What do you call a fish who finished medical school? A brain sturgeon.
@warofages4498
@warofages4498 3 жыл бұрын
This was funny as hell
@fancypants1523
@fancypants1523 3 жыл бұрын
Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery? Because thats when the gloves come off.
@crisbalduin84
@crisbalduin84 2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌
@brucemartini2288
@brucemartini2288 Жыл бұрын
I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation??? he's a BONDing Agent🤨
@unioprefec
@unioprefec 6 жыл бұрын
Great video about a Pouce vs Fire
@myhandle853
@myhandle853 2 жыл бұрын
If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?
@MultiGamingNetwork03
@MultiGamingNetwork03 Жыл бұрын
That's both fucked up and funny.
@andrewmacintosh2287
@andrewmacintosh2287 3 жыл бұрын
I love this shit. So fucking cool.
@barryszymanski8022
@barryszymanski8022 4 жыл бұрын
The police officers always seem to win
@pugernoufer
@pugernoufer 2 жыл бұрын
Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.
@coreykuefler-terweeme7268
@coreykuefler-terweeme7268 3 жыл бұрын
Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?
@MultiGamingNetwork03
@MultiGamingNetwork03 2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when Chiefs are bored.
@craigfowler7098
@craigfowler7098 Жыл бұрын
Best one was Nobody Nose
@BeautflDisaster4
@BeautflDisaster4 4 жыл бұрын
What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”? Andre 3000
@best-o5573
@best-o5573 4 жыл бұрын
The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!
@codyleonard7129
@codyleonard7129 6 жыл бұрын
A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman
@cynthiad6048
@cynthiad6048 2 жыл бұрын
I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.
@meganrunner
@meganrunner 3 жыл бұрын
“Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now
@derwahnsinnige4807
@derwahnsinnige4807 Жыл бұрын
Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............
@titoramatrix3581
@titoramatrix3581 5 жыл бұрын
please make police vs inmate
@killcharge4338
@killcharge4338 5 жыл бұрын
Mike the cop and after prison show
@michellesorenson1292
@michellesorenson1292 3 жыл бұрын
SO FUN!
@ptmy8590
@ptmy8590 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@TheFaveteLinguis
@TheFaveteLinguis 4 жыл бұрын
The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.
@josie4065
@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын
He does!
@TheTimeForChange44
@TheTimeForChange44 2 жыл бұрын
The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!
@chlorophyll6154
@chlorophyll6154 2 ай бұрын
Dad on his deathbed Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son Dad : dies in peace
@sonicthehedgehogmc8990
@sonicthehedgehogmc8990 3 жыл бұрын
Oof🤣🤣🤣
@andrewhans1
@andrewhans1 6 жыл бұрын
The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol
@philip3375
@philip3375 3 жыл бұрын
"Police vs. Fire"
@DYLANJJK94
@DYLANJJK94 3 жыл бұрын
A salt🧂 weapon. ;)
@BhaaskarDesai
@BhaaskarDesai 2 жыл бұрын
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.
@myhandle853
@myhandle853 2 жыл бұрын
What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂
@Docstantinople
@Docstantinople 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.
@jonshannon7096
@jonshannon7096 2 жыл бұрын
You’ve got to love the awfulness of some of these jokes! Ouch, ouch, woof!
@mrsbird2952
@mrsbird2952 3 жыл бұрын
“What you call a guy with no nose and no body?” Answer: nobody nose Me: More head 🤦‍♀️
@Trinidad-gl8if
@Trinidad-gl8if 8 ай бұрын
Dads⚖️😮‍💨
@dadsdads2663
@dadsdads2663 3 жыл бұрын
Cell files that's funny
@dadsdads2663
@dadsdads2663 3 жыл бұрын
Damn autocorrect
@daniellebratface9483
@daniellebratface9483 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@MINe19830522
@MINe19830522 2 жыл бұрын
... cops don't ever listen ...
@myhandle853
@myhandle853 2 жыл бұрын
I bet alphabet soup...... is realy hard to make......IN CHINA😆😅🤣😂
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