It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.
@EpicBehemoth3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying
@joshliftz74963 жыл бұрын
lol
@vinceallenmeneses58836 жыл бұрын
They seem like nice and kind officers.
@Moochi43 жыл бұрын
They are nice alot of cops I talk to are the same way but kindness is not weakness no one likes rude people
@GummySlayer3 жыл бұрын
"Seem"
@dundukas78993 жыл бұрын
in relaxed situations
@20alphabet3 жыл бұрын
That's the point of this. It's to make you forget about this: m.kzfaq.info/sun/PLX_lXbCtcjeVQy0-_hg9bUmF6FfIR0nrp
@cageybee72213 жыл бұрын
they're old, the older ones are always the most chill.
@heathersmith22013 жыл бұрын
I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!
@evildrporkchop46284 жыл бұрын
Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.
@LARZMARZ942 жыл бұрын
I feel like a dad joke exists in this comment
@evildrporkchop46282 жыл бұрын
@@LARZMARZ94 ... I think you're on to something
@zackslay29384 жыл бұрын
This fireman has a good sense of humor lol
@reiskywalker09642 жыл бұрын
Constipation joke had me in stitches...
@wdiddy14 жыл бұрын
I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.
@LARZMARZ942 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Alexander_jade5 жыл бұрын
the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot
@Norcalw2044 жыл бұрын
@2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?” ...... “It hasn’t come out yet.” Lmao 😂
@jonaha.k.ashazam25353 жыл бұрын
Oh my god😂😂😂
@Culvey3 жыл бұрын
Leave it to a poop joke to make the officer laugh
@Norcalw2043 жыл бұрын
@@Culvey IKR
@Magnum_Wolf2 жыл бұрын
I lost on that one
@omegaPSI20063 жыл бұрын
NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"
@elliotduncan1052 Жыл бұрын
Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of KZfaq, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@myhandle8532 жыл бұрын
A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂
@Strahinja_Djordjevic2 жыл бұрын
I really like the: Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair
@irishsixtysixfanGbrf667393 жыл бұрын
Horse walks into a bar barman askes why the long face horse answer the wife's been a NAG
@torreycat77142 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
@cgappleton7781 Жыл бұрын
I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂
@nickyfoltz62712 жыл бұрын
Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.
@EaggerSilverdragon6 жыл бұрын
"I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA
@emanueldjordje4 жыл бұрын
4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂
@howegav Жыл бұрын
What's not to like. I love dad jokes.
@ashieshinobi6 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! You two are funny!
@Pining_for_the_fjords6 жыл бұрын
What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons? Hose A and Hose B
@0xhhhhff6 жыл бұрын
Conway79 LMAOO. What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car ? Carlos
@torment4723 Жыл бұрын
wow never heard that one before
@Basile_KW2 жыл бұрын
They got along so well. This was awesome!
@joshfoley88626 жыл бұрын
FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.
@thegreenpianist76836 жыл бұрын
My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not... But they're definitely up there
@thegreenpianist76833 жыл бұрын
@Gen. JFH thank you, I forgot I even made this comment, this was an original joke (hopefully)
@tjcolvin642711 ай бұрын
Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@aewhatever4 жыл бұрын
Lmao they look like brothers
@andyjay9346 Жыл бұрын
Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣
@idontknowyouthatsmypurse8 ай бұрын
I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.
@Ben-ig3bf Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!
Best part of this wasn't even the jokes.. It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂
@scruffypupper2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!
@katz0625 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!
@tylermorgan4452 жыл бұрын
FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.
@ccpr156 жыл бұрын
This was the cutest thing ever
@metallist98683 жыл бұрын
When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂
@catherineblue5607 Жыл бұрын
Cell-fies 😆😅🤣
@mygreatescape96172 жыл бұрын
These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny
@corycardinal6875 Жыл бұрын
My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh
@michellesorenson12924 жыл бұрын
SO CUTE!
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤
@jackw32353 жыл бұрын
I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍
@gabrielmorrison94774 жыл бұрын
What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos
@adminsroserobertson Жыл бұрын
well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏
@rlast152311 ай бұрын
What do you call a one-legged woman? Aileen. 😂
@geraldfrost471011 ай бұрын
Where does she work? At the I-Hop.
@rlast152311 ай бұрын
@@geraldfrost4710 Lol, yes she does. 😂
@13Firelight376 жыл бұрын
These jokes are absolute gold!
@scootergem3 жыл бұрын
good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!
@kanteannightmare5 жыл бұрын
Imma cashew. Lol.
@maRKquez_3 жыл бұрын
What did the dog say to the wall? Wol wol XD
@duttydiesel83032 жыл бұрын
2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?
@greenfingersgardener8222 ай бұрын
I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol
@letsbehonest42212 жыл бұрын
When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,
@rumplestiltskin7304 Жыл бұрын
A termite walks into a bar and asks: Is the bar-tender here.
@eaglebauersrecordcollection Жыл бұрын
🤣
@spaghetti98453 жыл бұрын
what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen
@branwhite4973 Жыл бұрын
Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!
@reallife39423 жыл бұрын
My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side.... . So i crashed the car...
@DULCEBAUTISTA4 жыл бұрын
This was a good one :D
@leonidasspyropoulos849 Жыл бұрын
Loved it, both were good.
@petersonscottb5 жыл бұрын
Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
@josie40653 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Reminds me of My Fair Lady
@dianethiesen48673 жыл бұрын
This was a line by Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway!
@karatecat462 жыл бұрын
Ah, I love dad jokes
@tulsatornado15786 жыл бұрын
I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.
@aidenholfter641 Жыл бұрын
What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar
@jerichorivera60973 жыл бұрын
What do you call a fish who finished medical school? A brain sturgeon.
@warofages44983 жыл бұрын
This was funny as hell
@fancypants15233 жыл бұрын
Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery? Because thats when the gloves come off.
@crisbalduin842 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌
@brucemartini2288 Жыл бұрын
I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation??? he's a BONDing Agent🤨
@unioprefec6 жыл бұрын
Great video about a Pouce vs Fire
@myhandle8532 жыл бұрын
If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?
@MultiGamingNetwork03 Жыл бұрын
That's both fucked up and funny.
@andrewmacintosh22873 жыл бұрын
I love this shit. So fucking cool.
@barryszymanski80224 жыл бұрын
The police officers always seem to win
@pugernoufer2 жыл бұрын
Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.
@coreykuefler-terweeme72683 жыл бұрын
Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?
@MultiGamingNetwork032 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when Chiefs are bored.
@craigfowler7098 Жыл бұрын
Best one was Nobody Nose
@BeautflDisaster44 жыл бұрын
What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”? Andre 3000
@best-o55734 жыл бұрын
The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!
@codyleonard71296 жыл бұрын
A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman
@cynthiad60482 жыл бұрын
I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.
@meganrunner3 жыл бұрын
“Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now
@derwahnsinnige4807 Жыл бұрын
Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............
@titoramatrix35815 жыл бұрын
please make police vs inmate
@killcharge43385 жыл бұрын
Mike the cop and after prison show
@michellesorenson12923 жыл бұрын
SO FUN!
@ptmy85903 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@TheFaveteLinguis4 жыл бұрын
The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.
@josie40653 жыл бұрын
He does!
@TheTimeForChange442 жыл бұрын
The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!
@chlorophyll61542 ай бұрын
Dad on his deathbed Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son Dad : dies in peace
@sonicthehedgehogmc89903 жыл бұрын
Oof🤣🤣🤣
@andrewhans16 жыл бұрын
The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol
@philip33753 жыл бұрын
"Police vs. Fire"
@DYLANJJK943 жыл бұрын
A salt🧂 weapon. ;)
@BhaaskarDesai2 жыл бұрын
Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.
@myhandle8532 жыл бұрын
What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂
@Docstantinople3 жыл бұрын
Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.
@jonshannon70962 жыл бұрын
You’ve got to love the awfulness of some of these jokes! Ouch, ouch, woof!
@mrsbird29523 жыл бұрын
“What you call a guy with no nose and no body?” Answer: nobody nose Me: More head 🤦♀️
@Trinidad-gl8if8 ай бұрын
Dads⚖️😮💨
@dadsdads26633 жыл бұрын
Cell files that's funny
@dadsdads26633 жыл бұрын
Damn autocorrect
@daniellebratface94836 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@MINe198305222 жыл бұрын
... cops don't ever listen ...
@myhandle8532 жыл бұрын
I bet alphabet soup...... is realy hard to make......IN CHINA😆😅🤣😂