Episode 85: Dad Jokes

Episode 85: Dad Jokes - Part 2

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3 жыл бұрын

This is the 2nd installment of The Pursuit Dad Jokes. With the stress of this world, sometimes we need take time to laugh a little...at least we hope it makes you giggle.
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@joegrimes4782 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t open a fridge without knocking..................... there might be a salad dressing 😳🤣🤣🤣

@myhandle853 3 ай бұрын

The best Christmas gift is a drum. You can't beat it!

@LesHaskell Жыл бұрын

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ahh. Ahh who? Werewolves of London.

@LesHaskell Жыл бұрын

I can see myself working in a mirror factory.

@DarkNight3603 Жыл бұрын

HA! Oh good one.

@markalleneaton Жыл бұрын

Do you still want to, now that you've had a chance to reflect on it? : )

@jamesclendenen1357 Күн бұрын

How did Sparticus feel when the lion ate his wife? - he was gladiator. 🤣

@Sal-oi1db Жыл бұрын

Did you know that old musicians never die? They just decompose.

@MrKingdombuilders Жыл бұрын

Good one!

@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын

Gary Larson

@subduedpotato7216 Жыл бұрын

I heard it a different way. Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar

@xsiunnu 3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that Mozart hated chickens? It's true! All they ever talked about was Bach Bach Bach Bach

@bug2146 Жыл бұрын

Only people that know there history is gonna get this but that was fucking good Mad props

@MrKingdombuilders Жыл бұрын

Oh boy!

@garybessey2184 9 ай бұрын

@@bug2146 Did you mean "Cluckin' good ! (?)

@andrewvelonis5940 6 ай бұрын

He couldn't find his teacher, because he was Hayden.

@LesHaskell Жыл бұрын

"If Mississippi wears Missouri's New Jersey, what will Delaware?" "Idaho, Alaska."

@MrKingdombuilders Жыл бұрын

Very clever!

@andyjay9346 Жыл бұрын

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doya-thinkee-saurus!

@misfyresalot 9 ай бұрын

Thanks for being a positive spot in this world!

@ThePursuit 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for your comment and thank you for watching

@imonthewinningside8281 2 жыл бұрын

Claims he's a very simple man. Claims he's too sophisticated to have jokes explained to him. 😅😅😅

@claytonlovendale2021 2 жыл бұрын

You know how to attract a coyote? make a sound like a dying rabbit. So how do you attract a rabbit? Make a sound like a dying carrot.

@jamesclendenen1357 Күн бұрын

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? - bison.

@harvsandbulte9539 Жыл бұрын

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him anything you want. He still won’t come!

@MrKingdombuilders Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@tomharry9465 Жыл бұрын

Same with a woman with no clitoris.

@GrandpasWorkbench 2 жыл бұрын

Did you know that Falcons live 12-15 years? That means that all Falcons alive today were born after the year 2000. You know what that makes them? Millennial Falcons.

@enriqueballesteros8195 Жыл бұрын

Greatest stuff I've seen on KZfaq in a long time. Thanks fellas. 👍

@MrKingdombuilders Жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

@TheThunder005 Жыл бұрын

Forgot the on screen score board lol great jokes

@markt1387 Жыл бұрын

Old plumbers never die. They just go down the pan.

@nobodyimportant9127 2 жыл бұрын

1 "How do you like your coffee?" 2 "canaan" 1 "canaan?" 2 "yes, overflowing with milk and honey!"

@patrickseals5746 3 жыл бұрын

I got some good laughs. Thx

@marythompson8836 2 жыл бұрын

Yeak

@Traitorman.14.3 Жыл бұрын

The horse in the field next to yours… Is that your neighbour?

@jamesclendenen1357 Күн бұрын

What computer is the best singer? a Dell.

@thomwessels2281 Жыл бұрын

Jokes I can tell ANYWHERE. Good and funny stuff, thanks. (I'm stealing them).

@MrKingdombuilders Жыл бұрын

We are glad you enjoyed the episode!

@geraldfrost4710 11 ай бұрын

How does a joke become a dad joke? When it's a full groan.

@jamesloucks6152 2 жыл бұрын

Ok so he lied about writing his own jokes.

@thomasdemaio53 Жыл бұрын

I'm going to guess John is a police officer. he carries himself that way and his eyes show it. maybe not, but I get that impression and I'd tailor my jokes as such. what did the police officer say to his belly button? "You're under avest". how do you know when a volunteer firefighter fighter is at your party? don't worry, he'll tell you. the Energizer bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery. Donald duck was arrested, he was selling quack. 2 peanuts walking down the street, one was assaulted.