So funny that even in lore everyone calls ultramarines spoiled boyscouts

@@andresgomeziii helps that, of all the loyalists, their dad is the only one to come back home after getting milk and scratchers.

@@azariyelvarro6271 With his ultra depression, he might actually have returned with vodka and cigarettes

I was so dissapointed they didnt include Iron Warriors shitting on Ultramarines in the book. New warhammer novels should have more chaos marines making fun of the loyalists while imperials keep screeching „die traitor, for the Emperor.”

@@andresgomeziii I mean Urial is in this cause he won a war rather than follow the teachings of a book with zero insight on the enamy he was fighting.

Its like that sigma guard that blocks himself for the Emps during the Heresy

Big E has a collection of Mad Lad guard

Doubt it, because ol Empy is a lightbulb in the warp

Even the Death Korps are going "dude this guy is hardcore" lol

"I'm surprised that the sheer mass of your very balls can fit in the warp, just wow." - the emperor of man probably

Every kreig in the galaxy all of sudden felt a surge of pride for someone they don't even know about and not one can explain why

Across the galaxy the Tallarn felt a swell of pride as just some dude fucked up the Iron Warriors' day.

Saint Ollanius vibes from that guy.

The two weren't really renegade by choice to be fair, they were loyal officers who were taken as slaves by the Iron Warriors and allied with the renegade Astartes because of their shared hatred of Honsou.

Wait what fucked up shit do the sisters do other than the flying baby ammo cans?

Keep in mind this is only one way that chaos marines were birthed, and probably isn't used anywhere else. Most of the time you corrupt people who are already space marines. They are such a threat because they don't need to physically fight you to win. When they do fight they are outnumbered in space marines, but they use demons to bolster their numbers considerably.

Noh I think it's because the story is too cynical and edgy. When other have a bad fate you get why but here is pretty pointless.

For me it's not the Daemonculaba itself, but rather the intention behind it, it's the fact that it's done by the Iron Warriors, I assure you if it was the Night Lords, Emperor's Children or Dark Eldar no one would bat an eye. But the fact that it's the Iron Warriors, the most pragmatic enemies of the Imperium, is what makes it terrifying to me, The Daemoculaba wasn't made as some sick form of pleasure or twisted form of torture, it was simply a means to an end, another tool to reach a goal.

@@bobydigital2450 I can understand calling it cynical and edgy. but it definitely int pointless. in my opinion.

Ultra PTSD.

To be a decent ultramarine you need to have some kind of PTSD because otherwise they’re a Mayo sandwich with a side of water.

@@phillippeterson110 Ulrtratrauma

@@akumaking1 let’s face it, Titus is not that interesting of a character. He’s pretty much “generic honorable soldier #3”

@@akumaking1 Ah shit, um, being exposed to pure unfiltered chaos for a few seconds?

Smurfs mad

Really, Uriel should have shot his brothers in the face. At least his punishment would be fitting for the crime.

Honsou channeling his genesire's smug ass energy

The funniest thing is... He was actually kind of close to the truth ! Dude's got banned because he wanted to join another team !

Lmao

And everytime you try, they bat your hand away

Why would I help it when I'm the one that flipped it over

fucking chaos

What's a tortoise?

What is a back?

I love that I get that joke 😂😂😂

“Put them back in, make them stronger” sounds like a Woolie quote

​​​@@lucidlullaby894pat would say that tbh

Thank you for reminding me I nerd to watch Arcane

Peterturbo: "She lacks iron, no I'm not joking she's literally malnourished, put her back in".

To be honest, that fits with the iron warriors not liking chaos, so they wild probably make it to be not that appealing to the gods.

To be fair, the answer that all four of them simply don't give a shit either way is also equally plausible.

somebody make a fan art where the chaos gods are sitting in a jury, and hansou presents his demon Kielbasa to them

naw nurgle thinks its possibly hilarious, considering that nurgle is a god of rebirth

I love this concept of the four chaos gods giving constructive criticism towards this iron warrior guy

Sir, your comment was the funniest thing I have seen here today so far! Well Played!

Emperor's Children: "Yeah, that's good and all... But I think you can get even farther." 8) Honsou: "Why though?" EC: "I don't know... funsies?" Honsou: "Then no."

Chad guard be like: "Ahhhh. Once more into the breach!"

@@Archon3960 If Emperor's Children will learn of this, galaxy will receive yet another psychological scar it will never heal from because of what will happen by hands of Emperor's children.

@@AzelRavenWood you mean..'well flayed'...

Uriel:"I. Cried."

@@zcgamerandreacts2762 Heresy!

QUICK SEND HIM BACK, HE NEEDS A LONGER DEATH OATH@@ludane9087

The Emperor looks on with pride! 💪

I read in the Lexicanum that Uriel assured him that the Emperor still loved them before mercy-killing him, so at least there's that.

@@THExRISER the... The Emperor protects. *[bursts into tears]*

If I remember the book correctly the unfleshed looks in a mirror and sees a vision of himself as a normal smiling boy at the end Unfleshed “the Emperor loves me?!” Ventres “yes, he does “ BLAM

@@joehonan1773 That has some Of Mice and Men energy there.

@@THExRISER Ventris is why I'm a Ultrasmurf simp

I personally think that's what kinda makes this story great, that the the most evil thing that Chaos marines have done isnt done out of a sick desire to please a god, but out of cold hearted pragmatism

honestly Honsou gives me Josef Mengele vibes... it's sinking into depravity and abandoning morals and empathy for scientific progress

I’m sure if/when petter turbo saw it he would probably go “fuck what is that.. eh what the hell if it works it works”

Perturabo: What the f-

Kinda reminds me of shockwave in a way.

Is THAT why they hate it?

Based Guardsman.

I swear to fuck if anyone mentions Vo-

Emperor's Children: Amateurs.

Fabius Bile: "Cool, but I can do better"

Tyranids: half the work is already done, also curry

@@seanpeacock4290 c-curry?

Chaos sauce marine

@@Absolutemooreon theyre covered in sauce when they come out

@@ImperiumofRat the chaos sauce

And while I believe it wasn't mentioned, we do not know if he'd actually lose geneseed from failures. As there's a chance it could still be reused a couple times.

Donkey Sauce Marines, of the Damned Fieri Legion

No we really don't need it dude. I don't need a graphic description of New Vegas' r*pe during that one quest to understand its gravity. Same thing here.

@@Sir_Bucket But it hit all the harder with the rawness of the description.

Come brother to the realm of slannesh and iron

conrad cruze wil be realy superised by the iron warriors doing stuff like the night lord do on a daily base torure imperal citizens for fun

Think ya mean Fulgrim

@@imperialfist2304 not realy conrad curze is into torure people not full grim

Konrad would want to murder everyone in the room. Perturabo wouldn't care. Angron _really_ wouldn't care. Mortarion would be somewhat disgusted. Magnus would be truly disgusted. Horus would shoot these "things" dead. Lorgar would want to improve it with deamon stuff. Alpharius would just steal the gene seed. Fulgrim would just jizz... xD

Only emps can save us now

*aims bolter at you* you mean “god emperor save us” right?

God has already left

Emperor cleanse my soul, I have seen some shit

Demonkielbasa!

Also the main reason Tigerius is even as strong as he is, is because he has Malcador's staff, which is a super psychic amplifying artifact.

Also Hyperion Bladebreaker and Ahriman are psychic demigods

How?? Bruh he just…took it?

@@ouchiegiverjr Yeah Honsou had his weirdo Dark Mechanicum Morticians remove it and attach it to him instead.

PASANIUS! Right, THAT was his name. I kept trying to remember wtf his name was, but I read the omnibus between playing the original Dawn Of War and Dark Crusade, so every time I tried to think of it all I kept coming back with was Pavonis, the territory of Dark Crusade's map with the Spaceport ability right next to the Space Marines' starting area

I think that's the point: Warhammer 40k lore is only bearable (let alone enjoyable) because of just how much is left in the dark. The implications of a given group's activity can be obvious, but actually *delving into it* is another thing entirely. Basically, any given Evil Faction in 40k probably has some messed up deeply mysoginistic sexual violence going on, if you think about it. But that's the thing... *You* have to think about it. It's a lot more palatable if you have the option *not to.*

At least the victims of the Daemonculaba actually died, their suffering got an end. What kind of foot/inflation fetish scenarios the Emperor's Children inflict to their prisonners for all eternity in their home world...

@@pyerack Not that we've seen. Cruel as both of them are, neither has any written fluff like the daemonculaba. EC we've seen them take slaves to a dark corner where wet tearing and screaming could be heard, and a dark eldar used a still living being as a meat plate.

Vect probably has one on his mantle just to show off to guests.

Slaanesh does everything and everyone of all ages...Slaanesh its fun for the whole family

I read that as Angron, not Aragorn

@@Spahrrow Thatd be a hell of a crossover

Finally. Somebody who knows what their talking about.

It’s also a literal trope, the Kick the Dog.

Ok, makes sense. But then why is Iggy such an ugly farting bastard at first?

Indeed. Some 40K fans have weird sensitivities.

hi im curious what comic series was that

@@zombiethezerker I don't remember the name. It's oldish, Aliens franchise.

There's a daemon slaanesh world mutated into the form of a gigantic obese man.

@@davidfrancisco3502 Aye abyssal crusade, wouldn't mind on episode on that.

Their was one remaining of these newborn called...the Newborn. He was the result of Uriel's genestock and he was pretty honking creepy to everyone, pretty niave and childlike, but also incredibly violent. In one of the Iron Warriors book a witch told Honsu that the newborn was going bug nut due to all the conflicting gene seed and warp fuckery, so I'd presume any other chaos space Marines made via the daemonkielbasa would have had a similar lifespan.

@@Lazysupermutant A handful of space marine chapters were forced to do a penitance crusade in the eye of terror many of them were slaughtered and the survivors became chaos space marines.

I'm pretty sure Honsou restarted his "project" at some point. He seems like that kind of dude.

XD

@@stankobarabata2406 you can say you are biased and end it there mate.

@@stankobarabata2406 My guess (since I haven't seen it) is that people are so pissed at adaptations being awful that Arcane being competent is like a lifeline lol

@@stankobarabata2406 I watched Arcane. Which were the gay characters? When did the character say they were gay?

@@stankobarabata2406 one is an opinion another is going "castlevania is miles better and the pinnacle of animation". you can say that sure,but then dont act like you arent biased when you clearly prefer castlevania and are putting down the hard work of the arcane animators team. yeah castlevania is good,but in all honesty arcane has 3 times the better animation,more fluid and has a story that deals with real life problems in a realistic sense even in a video game world. in my opinion. but in fact you dont get why people watch it,well news flash your tastes arent the tastes of the world,and by the ratings and viewership of arcane im 100 percent sure its going great for them.

What if someone made a movie about one of those things with really high quality and realistic graphic style? Oh my god a part of my soul says that i wrote something that doesn't so good, but now it's only whisper.

​​@@f.e.areproduce5298 Give me a budget and the most sick fucks who can use CGI, I'll do it

I imagine it'd look like Mad God@@f.e.areproduce5298

This same book series includes a couple of Dark Eldar torture scenes, and cemented a fear of them in me forever. It flat out says that they've turned their immense technological skill into keeping torture victims alive and conscious far past the point where their victims should have died. Like, cutting out their own hearts and showing it to them level of violence

Fun fact: All sensible women want to breed Chaos Space Marines. *Whether they're willing or not.* This message brought to you by the Emperor's Children.

How disgusting can humanity be? Go look at chaos stuff

@@mortemtyrannus8813 "Everybody has a hidden Breeding Kink." -Primarch Fulgrim

As bricky says, it is distasteful, but as you say, it is on brand with the kind of evil and cruel things you would see on 40k, so even if it's horrible it still feels like it fits with what would be seen within universe.

@@kohtahirano4546 Jesus, That's.... That's a.... That is a line.

Feel like Tyrannids just eat you. Genestealers probably do gross stuff though.

@@WingsaberE3 sometimes you are dissolved, cell by cell, while you're still alive. Actualy most of the Times. It IS painful, believe me or not.

@@deathkorpstrooper8228 fair enough, but it's just an organism eating you, it's not trying to torture you. At least I think.

ghoul stars?

@@draconisaganata you really don't want to know

No one to the black Templars kill these guys so angeredly it's justified.

@@mikecampos1193 Especially considering they're a successor chapter of the Imperial Fists, so the Templars would be doubly pissed off already.

That's My Legion for ya

Honshu is the crazy cousin of the bunch being half imperial fists

🤣🤣🤣

One of the most overrated fedora-tipping stories of Warhammer 40k. I'm agnostic, but good gods does that story come across as a first year college student's attempt to slam on some religious kid at a mall conversation.

@@benjamintherogue2421 That’s pretty much it! haha

@@benjamintherogue2421 na it was neat.

@@benjamintherogue2421 that’s emps for ya!

The other fanatical chaos legions definitely indulge in greater atrocities than these on a regular basis. But that’s what makes it more despicable with the Iron Warriors. They weren’t inflicting suffering for the sake of suffering. They had a clear reason to do what they were doing, and made a clear-minded decision that the ends were worth the means. When self-proclaimed worshippers of evil do evil, it’s exactly what you expect and nothing more. It would just come across as gratuitous if a book about slaanesh or the dark elder went into that explicit level of detail about torture and suffering. But when fairly rational and practical minded people commit unspeakable evil, it contains a whole different layer of evil, because it implies that many other people would do the exact same things if put in similar circumstances.

I really want to see the process that led to this being a thing

​@@nmr7203A: "now that we no longer have an imperium to fall back on for recruits, the training of them into space marines and the installation of gene seed into them, we need a way to replenish our forces" B: "how about we use the women we kidnap during our raids as production pipelines? We can forcefully impregnate them and they'll pop out new recruits for us" A: "no, it would take too long and too much of an investment in our current situation to raise and train an infant to teenhood in the hope of surviving a gene seed insertion that we no longer have the means to properly replicate anyway!" B: "well what if we *don't* have to raise infants" A: "....go ooooon" B: "well what if we skip the whole recruiting and training process?" A: "and how do you propose we do that?" B: "well, it's not just women we kidnap during our raids. What if we use the mortal women as growing vats and place the hearty teenage boys inside them alongside the gene seed? That way, we basically pop out space marines on the conveyor belt" A: ".....so you want the vat to *eat* the gene seed and the....aspiring recruit in order to make new space marines?" B: "well, it's not the hole *I* was thinking off...." A: ".....OOOOOOH, I see what you're trying to do now. Okay, next question: you do realise a teenage boy doesn't exactly fit inside an adult woman's womb in it's normal size, right?" B: "in its *current* size, yes" A: "OHHHHHH......and if the growing vat can't take it?" B: "is that really a concern?" A: ".....not really, I'd just rather not have to replace the vat every....aspiring recruit" B: "UUUUUUGH, FIIIIINE. We'll just....insert some tubes into them to monitor their vitals or whatever and protect their minds from popping like barking toads through daemonic rituals or whatever. Idk, ask a thousand sons or whatever, I'm not a fanatical cultist." A: "don't you think this whole operation is a bit risky and unreliable to produce new forces on a regular basis?" B: "you mean like the way we were made EYOOOO!" A: "I see.....alright, your idea has merits, but before we put it into practise, I just have one final question" B: "alright, fire" A: "....have you been hanging out with the emperor's children?" *Some time later* C: "hey, the growing vats are expanding nicely, but they keep screaming curdling murder" B: "OH MY NONEXISTENT GODS, DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING AROUND HERE? JUST CUT THEIR TONGUES OFF!"

Can we mention Typhus getting impressed with an imperial admiral getting "blessed" by Nurgle just to become a phone line for a Great Unclean One? X)

Yeah, DoH has a *"This is true 40k, not this kiddy soyboy stuff we get nowadays."* feel to me. It is great and beautiful to behold, but it tends to be grimdark just for grimdark's sake. (In a pretentious way, aka : _OH, I AM SO DARK! PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!_ way.) Plus, it has big narrative problems. :/

Yeah honestly. The Imperium do heinous shit and yet they're supposed to represent what's left of anything good in the galaxy, so you'd think Chaos should be pointedly worse.

Given that Riot is currently being investigated by the State of California for being an excessively toxic workplace for women, it sure is.

Riot Games is pretty typical for an electronic media company. I don’t know if I’d trust the state that has medieval diseases and street sanitation, and train robberies to really be able to fix anything, though.

I mean, that's the point of Bile. If he likes you and what you're hoping to achieve, he'll make it for you. Fabius likes the Iron Warriors and Alpha Legion. Both legions aren't pawns of the Chaos Gods. They instead USE the Chaos Gods and fight back against their will, refusing to be obedient dogs. He likes that because he does the same thing. He also likes the Red Corsairs, they're basically his #1 customers and even provide him fresh stock occasionally. Though now most of the collecting is done by his successful experiments rather than employing corsairs, etc. He has like 20 or so superior variants of the standard astartes that were basically primaris before they existed, if I recall.

@@Khornecussion man out of all the chaos legions I do feel bad for the red corsairs. After reading the badab war, I am surprised the mantis warriors, lamenters, and executioners didn't fall to chaos as well despite all the crap the imperium had done to them. If the Inquisition weren't such dicks and the high lords more aware, then the warders and badab would have been fine. Also the fire hawks deserve to rot and die in whatever hell they come from and being one of the worst astartes next to the Marines malevolent.

@@Khornecussion I believe wholeheartedly that so many problems with the Primaris would be fixed if it had been a last resort make by Fabius Bile in a secret deal with the Highlords of Terra after some major conflict and kept in emergency reserve. It works well with the fluff and it adds a layer of distrust and mystery for whether they really are the Imperium's salvation or it's doom. Cawl could be a tech priest who started as the castellan of this secret army.

Also, there are so many inefficiencies to the process, that exist only to be extra cruel. Like, you can just grow skin in a lab. You don't need to force-feed people to bloat them up and harvest the skin. 40K also has Vita-wombs, artificial wombs that can just birth people. Krieg uses them all the time to maintain the numbers needed for their Imperial tithe. The Dark Mechanicum could easily figure out a way to modify a Vita-womb to do what needed to be done, without bothering with the logistical nightmare that was using actual women (kidnapping them, keeping them restrained, performing the surgeries, keeping them alive, etc.). Like, even if you had no moral qualms about any of it, it's all just pointlessly cruel in a way that makes the process _harder._ (Though, obviously, it's Chaos, so the cruelty IS the point; but you wouldn't think the Iron Warriors would be about that, since they're looking for results).

@@Bluecho4 If anything, this kind of device feels like it'd be wanted by say, Word Bearers both for the fact that knowing them, they'd weaponize failed subjects as cannon fodder and they'd also use that extra cruelty obviously as offerings to the Ruinous Powers since nearly all the entities of the Warp feed on suffering in it's rawest form. I think the only one that doesn't just feed on " pure suffering " is Nurgle and the fact that with death comes disease, I mean... leave the path littered with corpses. There you go. Would literally please all four. Very Word Bearers.

Hellsing Ultimate abridged by Teamfourstar

Chad Pasanius, nice. Got the living metal arm after an “infection” after a necron attack and embarked on a path of self harm because he hated he was part Xenos. There’s some seriously fucked up shit in the Uriel Ventris Chronicles.

@@bnjmnhlt That's why people love them and consider McNeill one of the "better" 40k writers.

Uriel and Pasanius are some of the biggest bros in 40k and I hate that so few people know about them, I even made a model for Pasanius out of Gravis Space Marine bits so that I can have both Uriel as a Captain and Pasanius as an Eradicator Sergeant on the tabletop.

@@tonybayer2546 that’s really cool. Did you do him with or without the arm?

@@bnjmnhlt I took one of the bionic arm bits holding a pistol and put it on him while he holds a heavy melta rifle in the non shooting hand, he gets a new metal arm after returning with Uriel to the Ultramarines.

Trigonometric functions and their inverses are fundamental to the art of infiltration, misinformation, and confusion. With them by your side, it becomes easier to dominate the battlefield. Case and point: you, dear reader, are probably wondering how knowing the exact value of tan(pi/2) would help you backstab a Space Marine, imitate his voice, and swap Power Armor with him before anyone else notices. But to a loyal Alpha Legionnaire, that very confusion is a better weapon than any bolter or chainsword. By the time our foes realize the trick in the question, they'd have missed the fact that half their forces are already dead. P.S: In the Alpha Legion, the correct answer isn't "undefined" (correct in math class), but "HYDRA DOMINATUS"! because we are all Alpharius and/or Omegon.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct. To bad the test is multiple choice and that's not one of the answers.

I love all of you spergs. Keep it up.

Anyone who claims they're Alpharius is obviously lying.

@@TwiggyShei Who is claiming to be Alpharius?

Ultramarines bad, like now

@@GrumbleGrimbus It's a little satisfying you must admit, Ultramarines being portrayed not as the perfect plot armored "heroes" but just Space Marines with their struggles that are not immune to what the galaxy has to offer. And it's a bit of a tradition to meme on the Ultras here in Adeptus Ridiculous.

@@Haispawner Oh I know, it just gets boring after hearing it for the tenth time, but Warhammer fans can’t make new jokes, just like how GW struggles with new models that aren’t Imperium

Imagine being burnt with holy oil and still feel like that ain't enough

What many consider to be the best introduction to reading 40K novels is an anthology called "Crusade + Other Stories". The very first short story within it involves a Guardsman Sergeant telling an Ultramarine, after the boyscout tried to encourage them to give the coming battle their best, to essentially "shut up and watch us". He then proceeded to be the last remaining member of his platoon in the fight, where he was toyed with by the commander of the contingent of Death Guard they were all fighting against. Surrounded by CSM scum and being toyed with just before being ripped in half, he pulls a pin on an entire satchel of krak grenades, catching the commander and his personal retinue to be caught point-blank in an explosion. This killed most of the group, as well as inflicting severe injuries upon the commander. Injuries which had not fully healed by the time this commander faced the Ultramarine that was the focus of the story, allowing the Ultramarine to finally slay him (though even then at the cost of being so injured himself that they could only save him by putting him in a Terminator). It really drives home the point to even newcomers of the series that IG are the ones that Get Shit Done, even if it costs them everything.

@@LordIsrafel *dreadnought. Not Terminator. Dreadnoughts are the BIG walking armoured boxes. Terminator armour is just your standard Space Marine armour, but LOTS thicker, and a fuckload harder to manufacture (like, to the point that I think the Mechanicus almost CAN'T make them anymore due to their fucking need to hide away all information about tech and then wonder why humanity is regressing and forgetting how to make things.) and I think some (at least the Deathwing Terminators of the Dark Angels) have Teleporter Beacons installed.

R34 approved!

Light hearted in 40k?

@@digitalninja5941 Light hearted compared to the Daemonculaba, that's what I meant.

@@inductivegrunt94 ahhh kk I guess I read it wrong. I hope to see a Blood angles ep soon Dante is one of my favorite characters and the blood angles (most of them) are one of the nicest legions other then the Salamanders.

You see this as a Honsou episode. I see this as a Uriel Ventris episode. We're not the same.

@@tonybayer2546 You see this as an Uriel ventriss episode I see this as an guard episode We are not the same

You are all seeing this video I can't see shit, I'm blind We're not the same

@@evillaughinthebackground5732 you can’t see shit. I refuse to see shit. We are not the same.

@@lordfelidae4505 You refuse to see this shit. I willingly look upon this shit with glee. We are not the same.

*_UltraNotHappyAboutIt_*

He seems pretty cool and reasonable. I know nothing about him though other than his TTS incarnation

@@Nostroman_Praetor you know captain Titus from space marine

@@dominicvucic8654 is he like titus?

@@Nostroman_Praetor yeah stoic loose with the codex adaptable unflinching loyalty

Nightbringer was my intro to 40K, picked it up at a used book store because the cover looked cool. 16 years later and I’m still happy with it. I immediately jumped at the chance when GW finally made him a model

That's so weird because it's the complete opposite for me.

I'm grabbing a melta bomb pulling the pin and running towards them

Remember ALWAYS SAVE ONE BULLET FOR YOURSELF

"Lets just be real nice hey, hey guys? Let's just be real...real-" -Final Words of Imperial Saint of the XXTH, Guardsman Simpkin

@@whitemoon8987 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yes

@03germas Ah, fuck, mate, why, no

So the fact he could be mistaken for a reasoble and well rounded human being makes the dark depths within him all the more horrifying because of what it implies about the rest of us.

Yes inquisitor, this is the Chaos Sympathizer! /s

@@joshuafischer684 Self interest and motivation. No one does things for no reason. Not fathoming one's own reason doesn't make it non-existent. We percieve some benefit to ourselves and act to promote that, or to remove obstacles to that. The more extreme the action the more desirable the objective is, or how dangerous the opposing force is seen as. We really are just smart animals. Not something to be ashamed of, just aware of.

NO BROTHER WE ARE GOING TO NEED AN INFERNO CANNON FOR THIS HERESY!

That's it. Everyone, get in the ship. Tell command to get the orbital bombardment ready.

I can’t believe they forgot that!

A good boy

What!!!?

@@chrislatam5423 oh yah he got an evil skinless twin.

@@chrislatam5423 Yuiop, he's called the "Newborn" I believe, he's a combination of innocent, sociopathic, and utter fucking brutal.

Well all i can say is they needed chaos space marine real quick and i don't think perturabo liked the idea in general i don't think iron warriors liked honshu because he is half breed

Finally, someone who shares my exact viewpoint. The Daemonculaba isn't fucked up JUST because of the details, it's because at the end of the day, it was just a means to an end.

They don’t tend to describe stuff quite as vividly as they describe this. Also, this sort of hits on a lot of things that I don’t expect most guys to pick up on, so as a female fan, the fact that it’s this story that gets the horrifically detailed descriptions does make it much, much worse. Generic torture, whatever. Reduced to a less than human creature used only for breeding and torment? Sounds a bit too familiar to me.

Is it metal? I prefer that to resin, plus it doesn’t break if it falls off the table. The model doesn’t at least. The tiles might get chipped.

Sometimes less is more. Is it accurate lore wise? Oh completely. But sometimes I’d prefer to leave it to my imagination rather than it painstakingly described to me.

@@Bricky implied over described, am I right?

Western society lets a room full of children be butchered and calls it pg13, but 2 seconds of titty makes it R. We are fine with violence and torture but making it sexual offends our sensibilities

@@blockhead134 Puritanism, and it's on the rise again. We had a good start of a run around the 90s, but that was all forgotten by the 2010s.

@@Bricky Plus GW is a game company. They don’t want to explicitly show all the crazy NC-17 stuff that is going on. It would be hard to sell models to little Timmy if his mom saw a daemon kielbasa model on the wall.

I'd assume a Grey Knight psyker would compete.

This is not the "grossest" things in 40k.. that would go to Inquisitor Jaq Draco's fetish which was throughly explored.

Tbf right, the psychological torture of going through that is probably worse. Idk how you'd feel about it happening to you. Would rather be Vulkan. It is sh*t and not the most original. Because it's kind of gross, and If they where to write what that actually felt like from the woman's perspective. Well it'd get banned and the author would probably require lots of PTSD counselling for even trying to imagine it.

Bruuuh i saw that movie like when i was like ten years old or and still remember that scene, who would thought that random guy on youtube would help me to remember the name of the movie.

The exact scene you mentioned is the only thing I could think of when reading about the daemoncualbi

Grossest I've seen was from fantasy actually where a bloodthirster ripped a dwarf's rib cage open by digging into his stomach with a finger, and ate his heart; and the dwarf saw the entire process before he died.

EXACTLY

oh don't you worry the livechat was screaming that too during the premiere

It's also like that part in made in abyss.

I like how Bricky was careful not to talk too much shit about the writer.