Daniel Craig Takes The Colbert Questionert

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If you don't know his least favorite smell, or what he thinks happens when we die, do you really know Daniel Craig? Find out in this edition of The Colbert Questionert, and check out Daniel on Broadway starring in "Macbeth" with Ruth Negga. #Colbert #TheColbertQuestionert #DanielCraig
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@AC-bw4xw Жыл бұрын

"Nothing. We become stars." Daniel proving once again that he's the greatest ❤

@xScooterAZx 24 күн бұрын

Reminds me of a movie about a Dragon dying and going up to become a star. It was with Dennis Quaid and Sean Connery as the Dragon. It was "Dragonheart".

@BrennFilm 2 күн бұрын

He is right. After we die, all our molecules stay on earth, which will be swallowed by our sun in 5 billion years time. That will than implode and it will spew its guts into space from which a new star will eventually be born.

@Neyonius 2 жыл бұрын

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Daniel Craig said "Oh, fuck me." so quietly and smoothly that it didn't get bleeped on national television?

@JSephH76 2 жыл бұрын

Came to say the same thing

@Neyonius 2 жыл бұрын

@@JSephH76 If you check out his interview with Matt Walsh from this same episode Stephen got bleeped twice for saying fuck. I love it.

@davidbryden7904 2 жыл бұрын

Sh...we don't want "them" find out! 😏

@lizannewhitlow1085 2 жыл бұрын

Get real, pal.

@Thats_so_maha 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was screaming that LOL

@klasi58 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Daniel actually gave some thought to answering every question. He feels so genuine and down to earth, with no 'I am a big star who you should worship" attitude. ❤️👏🏼

@d.263 2 жыл бұрын

He's a Pisces. We're (usually?) considered genuine, sensitive, and thoughtful. We should all aspire to Daniel's level of lovely 🥰

@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын

He looks like he’s listening to Stephen through an interpreter.

@jamiejones7325 2 жыл бұрын

As woman, let alone scientist, evolutionary biologist/anthropologist it saddens me to no end having witness how emasculated you men boys have become, zero self respect pride dignity ‘fanatic’ over mangina woke like this. I hope none of you supporting them and their misandrist FemiNazism have sons, or we daughters for that matter. Where have all the real men gone. Fact is there hasn’t been positive masculine role models for generations now and this site and emasculated commentary exact proof I could reference in my university classes. Sad though.

@MTMF.london 2 жыл бұрын

@@Markle2k For someone who plays a super spy who makes decisions on the fly regarding the dangerous situations he finds himself in or whether to eliminate his enemies, I find his indecisiveness a bit odd.

@KatkaJessie 2 жыл бұрын

@@MTMF.london that's why he is a good actor ☺️

@margaretpeabody243 2 жыл бұрын

I like the simplicity of Daniel's answers. They seemed genuine and heartfelt.

@emu_warrior 2 жыл бұрын

aah yes, "Orange", "both", "black mamba". He's so deep and wise us plebians couldn't come close to his greatness....

@jlt131 2 жыл бұрын

@@emu_warrior go back to bed and get up on the other side

@emu_warrior 2 жыл бұрын

@@jlt131 get out of bed and go outside into the real world, lol

@topsyturvyy4558 Жыл бұрын

@@emu_warrior These are simple-minded questions. There is not one song, not one book, not one option in life it all depends on the mood you are in, the day, the season, etc.

@wrenlinwhitelight3007 Жыл бұрын

I love how at 3:00 he starts by saying "nothing" which is most likely reality - but follows it with "we become stars!" and everyone's like yea cool okay!

@batgurrl 2 жыл бұрын

I adore this segment. Would love to see more of them. Daniel Graig seems to prove they are NOT given the questions ahead of time😂

@isaiahayers1550 2 жыл бұрын

True, and yet, they're the same questions to everybody who gets this Questionert. Perhaps he just doesn't watch the show, or they don't know that they'll be asked ahead of time.

@ross-carlson 2 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahayers1550 Of COURSE he doesn't watch the show/segment - this would be worse if he did.

@janinechansons 2 жыл бұрын

Please do one with Jon Batiste!

@sandraandrews9907 2 жыл бұрын

With that Grammy win, it's only fitting that he should do one.

@seppyq3672 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@deveryshepardson3640 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@caesmonde 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@jb111082 2 жыл бұрын

This NEEDS to happen!

@d.263 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe he named Love and Affection by Joan Armatrading!!! I was just listening to that song (for the millionth time) yesterday. Obscure and lovely choice. 💜

@hayzed9491 2 жыл бұрын

Can't believe Daniel came out with that, same thing I tell my little boy we come from stars and return to them.

@deansheets 2 жыл бұрын

We are literally made of stardust, Dr Tyson did a podcast on it.

@djdollase 2 жыл бұрын

Mentioned Joan Armatrading! Anyone remember her? One of the greats rarely heard about these days! Good to hear her name, Daniel!

@betterdays105 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best. Seen her at least once a decade beginning in the 1970's. Last time City Winery NYC in 2018.

@mechanicaldavid4827 2 жыл бұрын

I've got "Drop the Pilot" running through my head right now...

@BunMinami 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was definitely impressed by his mention of Armatrading!

@debrabrabenec3731 Жыл бұрын

Yes! I've loved her music for over 40 years!

@Thats_so_maha 2 жыл бұрын

It’s insane how I don’t know him personally but you can FEEL how genuine and kind he is! Mr Graig much love from Morocco!

@slypear 2 жыл бұрын

"Joan Armatrading - Love and Affection" Excellent answer.

@Krustenkaese92 2 жыл бұрын

they didn't bleep the 'Fuck me.' Progress, CBS. I love to see it :)

@battoosh 2 жыл бұрын

You call it progress, Someone else calls it "lost my job"

@RabblesTheBinx 2 жыл бұрын

it wasn't "progress", it was someone fucking up and missing it

@DorothyPotterSnyder 2 жыл бұрын

Can I just say that Daniel Craig's pocket square is a master touch.

@marigoldruff 2 жыл бұрын

Love and Affection by Joan Armatrading is truly one of the most beautiful songs ever written. So impressed he picked that song.

@IainLikesHistory 2 жыл бұрын

Joan Armatrading is a massively underated artist. Great choice.

@Spectre124 2 жыл бұрын

ok... He's so freaking funny and I had no idea. I knew he was charming, but some of his answers had me rolling! That last answer was comedic gold. LOL😂

@jlt131 2 жыл бұрын

it was more clever than even he expected i think - just as you're making the most of life, it ends too soon. loved that.

@annsmith-reiser3362 2 жыл бұрын

Love and Affection by Joan Armatrading...great answer!

@kepler186f4 2 жыл бұрын

"As well as you deserve and as well as I would like...", Stephen.... is cleaning up Bilbo's statement, “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve”

@Oudyne 2 жыл бұрын

Everytime I watch these I take the Colbert Questionaire in my head and I find it pretty motivating weirdly enough. Really helps me focus and know myself, what I want and where I want to be.

@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын

We should try this with family and friends.

@judeirwin2222 Жыл бұрын

Questionnaire

@Jacqueline2279 2 жыл бұрын

I love that he said stars. I've always told my kids when we die we 5hen go into the stars. Their granddad died and I wanted them to know they could still see him.

@plcmts17 2 жыл бұрын

Shout out to Joan Armatrading. Her first album was played many times around the house.

@visions_of_noah 2 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate how brilliant his five words were - he made the most with the limited number of words he had.

@steveng8251 2 жыл бұрын

One of the most authentic ones yet!

@rex-racer 2 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for that magic moment when someone guesses Stephen’s number. There needs to be a prize! (And surprised Daniel didn’t say 007.)

@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын

Oh that's never gonna happen. Just like his disdain for oranges because you don't put peanut butter on it.

@enriqueali 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGAMESHARQ it's actually three digits

@frankrizzo739 2 жыл бұрын

Has anybody ever guessed 69? It worked for Bill and Ted! 😋

@Eidlones 2 жыл бұрын

It's gonna be 111. For Bilbo's birthday

@kensalter 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Craig could play Putin in the upcoming documentary that we all know is coming.

@EricBridges 2 жыл бұрын

lol - his response to that last question is perfect. unbounded optimism bumping up against real-world limitations, all in 5 words. he's a properHemingway, but like, if Hemingway wasn't so depressing.

@mlough 2 жыл бұрын

Never mind the “fuck me” when will Stephen learn to pronounce Craig properly 😀

@weirdunclebob 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that! "Cregg!"

@thaopham5989 2 жыл бұрын

Just love him, such a humble man.

@JKallday19 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing we become stars 🌠

@moviebuff6490 2 жыл бұрын

Mr Craig sure seems like a laid back happy man.

@annettewelz4591 2 жыл бұрын

Yes Daniel, " Love and Affection" !!! We did get to know you.

@jenniperez1418 2 жыл бұрын

Loved it- when he said he gives his clothes to charity. And then! when he started to say Show- I immediately thought Joan Armatrading! then he said Love and Affection~ yes! Love you even more now!

@marydonohoe8200 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is heavy duty. The most amazing thing for me about this interview was the fact that when Stephen asked him about the most dangerous animal, my immediate reaction was the black mamba. Then about five seconds later he says it. But there were more-BLT, Indiana Jones #1-weird. Maybe it’s generational. 😉🙏🏼💥

@isaiahayers1550 2 жыл бұрын

Do you feel like Raiders holds up? I watched it for the first time a few months ago and thought it was kind of awful. There's some good comedy here and there and some decent action sequences, and a wonderful score, but there's also some bad acting, bad dialogue, cheesy moments, bad dubbing, etc.

@jlt131 2 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahayers1550 the bad acting and cheesy moments are just par for the course in 80s action flicks, no?

@dee_dee_place Жыл бұрын

Of all the people who have been asked these questions, I answered the most in line with Mr. Craig. My favorite action film is "The French Connection" with Gene Hackman, hands down.

@Marianna_vilkova 2 жыл бұрын

More interesting than some other interviews, great, thank you!

@reginafris6822 2 жыл бұрын

Love and Affection is an awesome song!

@helenemartinsen5772 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel is a great man to look up to. Im probelly the youngest fan but I love the movies he’s in

@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively 2 жыл бұрын

Craig is so wonderfully thoughtful.

@MTMF.london 2 жыл бұрын

He looked a bit dazed and confused.

@DanielCraig520 Жыл бұрын

Oh thanks my great fans you can also be wonderful just has I am.

@crashmancer 2 жыл бұрын

Unusually literal answers for one of these.

@theodoremockrish4973 2 жыл бұрын

Joan Armatrading love and affection! Yassss!

@infamousElle 2 жыл бұрын

MAN!! MAN!! Man is the scariest animal! (No one gets that)

@krisfrederick5001 2 жыл бұрын

I love how much he labored over this, and I'm a little disappointed Stephen doesn't correct them on the Apples or Oranges anymore 🍎🍊👀

@isaiahayers1550 2 жыл бұрын

I thought he only gave the reason they were correct when they chose apples? Did he used to correct them?

@krisfrederick5001 2 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahayers1550 I would say pointed them in the right direction? Yes?

@weirdunclebob 2 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahayers1550 Other way around. If you answer oranges he says you're wrong. Stephen thinks apples are better "because you can put peanut butter on them." Why he thinks you can't do the same with oranges is beyond me but different strokes etc.

@andreabradley5837 2 жыл бұрын

@@weirdunclebob Peanut butter is overrated. I like oranges..and cats.

@weirdunclebob 2 жыл бұрын

@@andreabradley5837 I love cats, dislike dogs, like both oranges and apples and only like PB on bread with jam! 😁

@peace4myheart 2 жыл бұрын

Making the most of it

@andrewoneill2046 2 жыл бұрын

Fantastic choice in song

@ChefStroganoff 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel: “Oh, fuck me…” Stephen: “That’s a good song too”

@ajnormandgroome 2 жыл бұрын

Best song answer!

@QUBIQremixer 2 жыл бұрын

When he started to say "Show Some Emotion" I almost peed a little. Any Joan Armatrading is a great choice.

@chrisl418 2 жыл бұрын

There IS something after life...I know because when my Dad died end of 2020, I could feel him approach from the other room, pause in front of me then move on through the wall at the end of the livingroom. My sister came out from the other room then, and said I should probably come to the other room. I knew Dad was gone, of course, but my sister told me she thought I should come in to say goodbye. Later she told me, "He was still alive when you came in." I didn't refute it at the time. The night after his memorial service we were staying out in Wisconsin at an Airbandb (spelling?) as Dad had wanted to be buried in his distant home town. I told my sister that I'd known Dad was gone because he'd come to say goodbye to me before he left. I told her in more detail than I wrote the above. It was probably the greatest gift Dad could ever give me as I'd lost most of my faith after some rough life experiences. How Dad knew I would sense him there...maybe he didn't know. But I did and just as my sis knew when he was gone, I also knew when he was moving through the livingroom toward where I sat, paused then went on his way. He wasn't just my Dad. He was my friend. I miss him so much. I hope to see him again when it's my time. Since I had a heart attack a month ago, maybe it won't be so long. I'm not afraid anymore.

@peggygray587 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite song Shelter from the Storm..

@harrismazari5484 2 жыл бұрын

WTF missed a chance to say "you will never walk alone" for the last question. An answer both colbert and craig would have loved

@jswjanjan 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel is so sweet.♥️⚘

@comfortinnnorth5762 2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard anyone answer, "Man," when asked what the scariest animal is.

@randolphpinkle4482 2 жыл бұрын

And it is the perfect answer.

@cleverusername9369 2 жыл бұрын

If you've seen Conan O'Brien's remote episode from Australia, you'll know that Conan is extremely, almost obnoxiously aware that the most dangerous animal is MAN.

@s.hennigan5801 2 жыл бұрын

Joan 🖤♾ LOVE & AFFECTION

@Richard_Nickerson 2 жыл бұрын

The when we die one just made me love him even more. Good answer to action movie too!

@jeanneratterman4174 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Craig is so dear ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@delta5297 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Craig motivational poster: "Oranges."

@alishavpthomas8136 2 жыл бұрын

He was so close - "Make the most of it" was right there

@666marchisio Жыл бұрын

Describe the rest of your life in five words.. - I am Bond, James Bond.

@tracychristenson177 2 жыл бұрын

Real scariest animal - humans. We're technically animals, but we can buy weapons on credit and hire lawyers. In fact, the lawyers are also human animals with credit cards.

@ninajohnson6578 2 жыл бұрын

Yes great song choice!

@helnbak9372 Жыл бұрын

Love this guy

@Garuski1 2 жыл бұрын

Bond will NEVER be the same without him 😢😢😢😢😢

@obelesaloka9841 2 жыл бұрын

Always looking awesome !

@Red80008 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Craig is probably THE personification of an actor, because on screen he is the "loudest" and most present and confident person in the whole movie when irl he's the exact opposite... Well done for staying humble and not being a di*k! Keep it up and thank you so much for all your movies!

@michelebechard1523 2 жыл бұрын

"Nothing, we become stars 🌟 " I've always thought this, as well ❤

@njdevilku1340 2 жыл бұрын

Either Barber's Adagio for strings or the Grand Canyon Suite.

@katarinazivkovic7764 2 жыл бұрын

"I better make the most" GENIUS ahahha

@LoveAgenda 2 жыл бұрын

That was so good. 🌹

@darlenekolinski4352 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! With John! Agree.

@vladtepes97 2 жыл бұрын

i never thought i'd live long enough to hear colbert say 'tomato' instead of "toe-may-toe".

@Fanney47 2 жыл бұрын

I love Craig. ❤️❤️❤️

@audbertovelez130 2 жыл бұрын

got to love him.. ❤❤❤❤😎👍

@DerekHoscorner 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert Daniel Craig questionert awesomeness job interview

@kepler186f4 2 жыл бұрын

Golden Lance Head vipers and Irukandji jellyfish. Daniel has such an easy, relaxed sense of humour.

@lizannewhitlow1085 2 жыл бұрын

Song = Pat Metheny’s “Are You Going with Me?” 5 words = Lifelong Love Affair With Learning. Desert Isle Author = Martin Amis. Sandwich = BLT 🥪🍅🍅🥓🥬 Favorite Film = The English Patient. I know you didn’t ask me.😂

@abdulbornio3597 2 жыл бұрын

"Nothing, we become dust" 👏👏👏

@shantayedincsoy1611 2 жыл бұрын

Stars

@abdulbornio3597 2 жыл бұрын

Nop, just dust.

@BaileySweet7 2 жыл бұрын

He and Keanu have been my fave. Gerard Butler would be awesome.

@damaniqphillip2756 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome 👏

@TJKgoclones 2 жыл бұрын

I love these!!

@jennifers6435 2 жыл бұрын

Looking better every year🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

@markguertin210 8 күн бұрын

Yes when people draw out the questionnaire, please take your time so the Drone doesn't try to be funny! Lol

@cleverusername9369 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that James Bond and I have the same favorite action movie just made my day, nay, week.

@GamerofGamesGG 2 жыл бұрын

Did Craig just wake up? By question two he was awake.

@blackironkatana Жыл бұрын

These questions remind me of the questions that James Lipton would ask at the end of Inside The Actor’s Studio.

@TotallyKoalafied 2 жыл бұрын

That was endearing!

@dibbdee 2 жыл бұрын

Did I just hear that clearly? “ oh, fuck me”. That was amazing

@CR-eo2ts 5 ай бұрын

Wow! DC with the JA shout out. Much respect!

@kimberlym-w9926 Жыл бұрын

Daniel Craig is the Bond!! ❤️🎉👍😎

@pjosepha 22 күн бұрын

So was Sean and Tim (pierce was close)

@carebeary111 2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for the sparkling or still water question 😅

@umarzilla 2 жыл бұрын

Needs more questions!

@amyjackson8725 2 жыл бұрын

I am making a fried bologna sandwich as I watch this. A memory of childhood!

@blackironkatana Жыл бұрын

I bet if Craig had said “007” Stephen would have said “Correct”. Haha

@deacondavis5098 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Craig would make an excellent Number 6 if he was cast in “The Prisoner.”

@mechanicaldavid4827 2 жыл бұрын

There's no turning back from being 007

@romuloferreira9251 2 жыл бұрын

One song for the rest of my life: Royskopp's What Else is There? Masterpiece doesn't even begin to describe it.

@Janootz 2 жыл бұрын

We got an uncensored f-bomb

@GildaLee27 2 жыл бұрын

Only the most incandescent of stars could say that becoming one is nothing.

@sarahschouveller1993 2 жыл бұрын

I think he meant literal stars like up in outer space.

@Vinaluv 2 жыл бұрын

I love these questions. I would like for you to ask Dwayne Johnson, Bruno Mars, Lizzo, Traci Ellis Ross, Halle Berry, Chloe & Halle, Denzel Washington, Spike Lee, Selena Gomez! PLEASE!