Awful Game Ads on Instagram
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5 жыл бұрынThank you to SeatGeek for sponsoring this video. Use code 'GREG' for $20 off your first order: sg.app.link/GREG
Today we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
PATREON ► / actualdannygonzalez
MY SECOND CHANNEL ► / 2danny2furious
If you're actually reading this description comment "congrats on becoming a pumpkin!"
WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZfaq, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
Follow me on Twitter ► / dannygonzalez
Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
#dannygonzalez
@mr.bowtie3451 4 жыл бұрын
Your husband kisses you. Divorce. Or DIVORCE.
@lj.853 4 жыл бұрын
Pee in his mouth THEN divorce.
@ianc8382 3 жыл бұрын
Or kill
@goosequeen2144 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.
@user-uq9oh4yg2z 3 жыл бұрын
DIVORCE but with style 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝
@swordfromphighting 3 жыл бұрын
DIVORCE but before you do divorce
@kittkozy2677 4 жыл бұрын
The baby is born. It is a son Sultan: ..he ugly put it back
@bellastruthers3918 4 жыл бұрын
"Congratulations, we got it back in."
@PineapplePen-vz8ph 4 жыл бұрын
@@bellastruthers3918 Impregnating time
@rem-nl3dl 4 жыл бұрын
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph good lord.
@bowsandaro 4 жыл бұрын
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph Abortion* :}
@emmac6596 3 жыл бұрын
Raksiieシ yeah that’s the whole point.
@skyhideaway Жыл бұрын
the idea of legally being able to turn into a pumpkin implies that there are illegal ways to turn into a pumpkin
@VoceCorale Жыл бұрын
Like saying you're a pumpkin without the proper authorization.
@ablancer3582 Жыл бұрын
@@VoceCorale “Sorry, I don’t have my pumpkin license yet.”
@artemis6828 Жыл бұрын
@@ablancer3582 if there's a license, is there a pumpkin permit? you can only be a pumpkin with adult supervision and for certain hours?
@cringelord_67 11 ай бұрын
Well altering your genetic information without a license sounds pretty illegal
@Marshmal- 11 ай бұрын
I am illegally a pumpkin, it's very hard to become one cuz of the pumpkin police
@oops-a-davey 2 жыл бұрын
Sultan: "My daughter is fat! No one wants to marry her" :( The daughter is literally eight years old Like yeah dude, I sure hope not ...🤨
@vishakhabh.6341 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@suk.489 Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 well not that much as the cartoon depicts
@shrektheintelllectual3615 Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 not in the ottoman empire since you couldn't own land there. Being slim and well-built was very desireable
@shrektheintelllectual3615 Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 I am from turkey and yesterday the teacher just told us about how economy worked in the ottoman times.
@shrektheintelllectual3615 Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 that was apperantly the case in europe in the medieval period sadly they dont teach us much other than our own history.
@crystalkillergombac.k.g.ar4383 5 жыл бұрын
Legally Blind Legally Blonde Legally Skilled Legally Pumpkin
@yuno9121 5 жыл бұрын
Illegally going to pink castle
@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965 5 жыл бұрын
Legally Greg
@Miriam-pq4vx 5 жыл бұрын
Legally Trivago Did i do it right?
@Hip.Username 4 жыл бұрын
Very good resume
@yangzhou07 4 жыл бұрын
Legally dead
@theswordidtruth 5 жыл бұрын
Be the hero. Play the game so we don't have to.
@meggels9215 5 жыл бұрын
theswordidtruth it’s nothing like the ads- it’s a strategy game where you build a kingdom
@m6lt9 5 жыл бұрын
@@meggels9215 fuck you for spoilering
@eeahaha313 5 жыл бұрын
Malte Blank r/woooooooosh
@buggybabygirl 5 жыл бұрын
Its nothing likw the ads. Its just another military game
@4bestfriendstime297 5 жыл бұрын
Yes plz
@ohmyprettygirl 2 жыл бұрын
The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising
@ashdeforest217 Жыл бұрын
Just straight up false advertising, and yet theyre still everywhere
@pixxL_ Жыл бұрын
What's the game like?
@petermmm42 Жыл бұрын
"you must lose weight"-the sultan
@strranger Жыл бұрын
@@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…
@Noncreativeblob Жыл бұрын
Same, in fact I play GOS (Game of sultans) and GOK (Game of Khans)
@thereisnoneedtocallmesir 2 жыл бұрын
"Legally a pumpkin" Pros: you don't have the legal obligations that a human has Cons: you don't have the legal protections that a human has
@themasterprocrastinator4933 Жыл бұрын
Well now the statement actually kinda makes sense
@moonylime 6 ай бұрын
You either pay taxes or get squirrel'd
@lokii1972 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s together *legally be a pumpkin*
@Jewls2 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've ever seen
@theguywhodidntask1620 5 жыл бұрын
The Magic Pineapple let's TOGETHER appreciate this comment
@xxlexicamxx5208 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s together bath
@MadeOfConfusion 5 жыл бұрын
Ummmm hell yes
@lokii1972 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s together cough drop
@madiganrios8865 5 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin: legal Game: tapped New born son: disliked Maid: slapped Notifications: on
@StardustLegend 5 жыл бұрын
everything checked off the list
@yoinkkaboink 5 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@donut.covers 5 жыл бұрын
@@yoinkkaboink aw dang beat me to it
@themysticalchild7423 5 жыл бұрын
Hotel? Trivago
@jinx3d360 5 жыл бұрын
Greg? Danny
@randomperson2777 Жыл бұрын
“You said I’d never amount to anything… but now I’m a pumpkin 😌” - Danny Gonzalez, 2018
@wakandapolatty Жыл бұрын
2018
@SickAndMeanSAM Жыл бұрын
2018
@jillianbruening8199 Жыл бұрын
2018
@yay..conchas Жыл бұрын
2018
@canondead1943 Жыл бұрын
2018
@fogtheghost 2 жыл бұрын
I've played game of sultans, and I can confirm that female npcs are only ever concubines or your daughters that you marry off at the age of 16.
@21Michichi 2 жыл бұрын
there are female viziers too
@antigonarosaura7845 Жыл бұрын
That was historically correct.
@Guyhj2489 11 ай бұрын
And?🤡
@BeepBeepLettuce5 Ай бұрын
@@Guyhj2489”And?🤡” -👶
@charley3994 4 жыл бұрын
It's a pretty ... *insultan* game. I'll see myself out.
@green.beanss 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, just, wow
@SARCOSISARCOSA 4 жыл бұрын
I’m crying laughing lmaoooo
@molly-cw9tj 4 жыл бұрын
Charley Schutz no come back
@erikthered318 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry I see myself out everyday lol
@itsureverydayidiot6336 4 жыл бұрын
that was one of the best puns I have ever heard
@frills5316 5 жыл бұрын
The only reason the king DISLIKES his son.. is because he's not legally a pumpkin, nor can he legally enter Pink Castle
@nadiamurray8369 5 жыл бұрын
Ofc 👌😂
@chubbyudder9002 5 жыл бұрын
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
@randommemesweekly4417 5 жыл бұрын
666th like
@corvusquidballsack 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget, he’s not legally skilled
@randommemesweekly4417 5 жыл бұрын
he actually entered pink castle illegaly, and got a jail sentence for 5 years
@thedivineshinsoo9771 2 жыл бұрын
I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"
@hadlierose 2 жыл бұрын
I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol
@wokeowo3282 4 жыл бұрын
Actually people in these middle ages really appreciated fat people, because that meaned that they are rich and well-keeped and they were attractive.
@EeshaG 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in the wrong era ffs 😭
@mamasitas3566 4 жыл бұрын
@@EeshaG Ksoqbsjajvd lmaaooo
@missserenity1090 4 жыл бұрын
I heard somewhere that the Greeks believed that Aphrodite was actually a bigger girl because the Greeks thought that that was beautiful. Also models from the 50s were often plus size and Marilyn Monroe was a size 12. Edit: nvm about the 50s thing. Apparently it was just sizing was different then. Also in the Middle Ages and in the Renaissance it was more attractive to be a bigger size because it was a sign of wealth.
@felixhoenikker8122 4 жыл бұрын
Bigger girls typically had childbearing hips as well
@rbartx1690 4 жыл бұрын
Madeline Friberg I don’t know about the 50s - most of the women in films from that era were TINY. Like, lots of shapewear, but still very thin.
@bumbum2555 5 жыл бұрын
*downloads game* *finishes level 2* *deletes game* Okay I’m a pumpkin now
@bigpapaqueefman9098 5 жыл бұрын
Legally
@carleycruz2097 5 жыл бұрын
Lunar Shards mood
@nini-fq3tb 5 жыл бұрын
I was at level 1378..... I ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT FUCKKKK WIJSMDISJSJSOKC DKSL
@nini-fq3tb 5 жыл бұрын
TheEmerald Jacob yayy
@jorydn1136 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThePixieEmerald Doctors are quaking
@yuma2895 2 жыл бұрын
12:23 "the result was ACCIDENTALLY fat." aw man😔
@lyshasibayan8268 2 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Danny is still yet to get his new pumpkin ID 🎃
@morqaner7809 5 жыл бұрын
Bad ads...? Badads? Bad dads... *Childhood memories intensify*
@KB-qg4fu 5 жыл бұрын
#daddyissues
@batwing1015 5 жыл бұрын
Kira Bondarenko my dad ran away before I was even born #mydadleftme
@StormylionX 5 жыл бұрын
I mean my dad beat me for a few years #childabuse
@batwing1015 5 жыл бұрын
I-Urudux bad dads are bad ass
@tiktokcompilations7027 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I don’t have a bad dad cause he left me....... 😊 😢
@SorrowTV 5 жыл бұрын
whats up pumpkins
@cake_crumb 5 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV Hello fellow Greg.
@spaghettipaint3810 5 жыл бұрын
#Greg4life
@designateddoser7651 5 жыл бұрын
Creepy.
@honeybee3841 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey sorrows here
@bittersweethufflepuff6519 5 жыл бұрын
WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!
@shadophaxx2401 Жыл бұрын
These ads made me realise spongebob and Patrick's chocolate selling strategy would have actually worked
@misstaniataylor Жыл бұрын
I can explain the "I was Born" The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.
@emily-qe3yu 5 жыл бұрын
*Let’s together sad for the sultan’s daughter*
@tinapinto5050 5 жыл бұрын
emily i like ur profile pic hahaha
@shreeyastache 5 жыл бұрын
Tina Pinto wait wot
@hopemay6865 5 жыл бұрын
yaas
@pyrotic5432 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s get together bath
@kyrahmosley3262 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@-Aidan 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Greg" Me: I guess I'm Greg now
@tomrussell0 5 жыл бұрын
hey aidan, it seems you're new here. You are Greg now.
@chestersailor5301 5 жыл бұрын
@Natalie gamer tv Don't be mean
@fiji197 5 жыл бұрын
no me greg
@niftythegoblin 5 жыл бұрын
We're all Greg, welcome.
@Keki-sw2rb 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the family Greg Harris
@Baby-Snatcher Жыл бұрын
I actually played the game about the pumpkin. I beat level 2 and can confirm that I am a pumpkin.
@SunFlower-wi5xr 2 жыл бұрын
Wait so (obviously) some of these ads are false advertising. Does that mean we could sue the companies?
@Wholelottanothingburger 2 жыл бұрын
no i dont think sooo bc of some BUllshit laws
@aadvani22 5 жыл бұрын
father i need a hug! *"yOu MuSt LoSe WeIgHt!!!!"*
@seungnote 5 жыл бұрын
Oooof
@memesarecool4363 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@jamesray9829 5 жыл бұрын
Im overweight but my dad still hugs me, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING!!???
@qwqkawaii2713 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@woah8358 5 жыл бұрын
i think that chubby dudes are attractive asf.
@pieseldatches 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh look bae is in the shower" A) *Star World War III* B) *Wait Your Turn*
@stupidvideos9901 3 жыл бұрын
C) look through his phone
@hooded-devil2725 3 жыл бұрын
D) break in and have *sex*
@stupidvideos9901 3 жыл бұрын
E) *break in and flush the toilet then yeet his phone out the window and then make him spaghetti with your period blood*
@iforgoree 3 жыл бұрын
F) *DIVORCE*
@athyzkyh 3 жыл бұрын
G) SLAP HIS FACE
@dezzbarreto 6 ай бұрын
watching this in 2023 while taylor swift is dating travis kelce and hearing danny talk about how seatgeek can get you tickets to “taylor swift games” definitely hits different
@paytonmatzke9721 6 ай бұрын
No fr I was literally looking for this comment lmaooo
@rachelcookie321 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.
@180thislife Жыл бұрын
yeah or turkish dramas like the magnificent century
@atlaschariot 5 жыл бұрын
If you like this: *You're legally a cheese stick*
@subscribefornoreasonxx8569 5 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting an ID
@atlaschariot 5 жыл бұрын
Roli Randomness I'll mail it
@_x_darkshadow_x4967 5 жыл бұрын
Let's together *cheese stick*
@user-cu8eo1yy8t 5 жыл бұрын
Yay!!! I'm a piece of dairy food!!!!!
@absolutesnails6733 5 жыл бұрын
iTs A dReAm CoMe TrUe
@iancrawford9658 4 жыл бұрын
“If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.” Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you
@AliNeisy 4 жыл бұрын
I hope your american cause this bullshit wont work in europe
@SKS-kj1fx 4 жыл бұрын
It just says you can go to Disneyland, not 'you'd win tickets'... Dumb click bait tho
@tundraart2693 4 жыл бұрын
I would like but this comments likes are already perfect
@echo9050 4 жыл бұрын
Love ur profile pic cuz it’s gudetama
@lvely4126 4 жыл бұрын
@@AliNeisy you're* I'm sorry I had to
@avidee4300 Жыл бұрын
Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.
@jaredbezes7806 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of you for becoming a pumpkin. I envy your success
@kamui6522 3 жыл бұрын
Ads before: amazing gameplay Ads now: "I can't reach pink color"
@kamui6522 2 жыл бұрын
@Hajime Shino Eyyyy Of course 💜💜💜💜
@italyisntreal 2 жыл бұрын
@Hajime Shino friends with me too pwese
@NyanCatzzz 2 жыл бұрын
Yay people are randomly becoming besties
@lacabraasada2326 2 жыл бұрын
I remember I saw a game ad with a caption saying "never play it" okay then, I guess I won't play the game
@italyisntreal 2 жыл бұрын
@@lacabraasada2326 ultimate tactic
@hummingbirdcake1902 3 жыл бұрын
Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too." Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."
@more_harsh 3 жыл бұрын
Tf , is that game really there ? I searched up Play Store but couldn't find it , ig that game is removed by the play store !
@forcedcomedy9912 3 жыл бұрын
@@more_harsh nope, it's still there. It's probably not available in your country
@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын
@@more_harsh something that is not available to _you_ specifically doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist lol
@more_harsh 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tw0Dots yea my bad
@sinfizz_ 2 жыл бұрын
o h
@lylianaperalta 3 ай бұрын
He predicted those Taylor Swift games 5 years later.
@animal_lover7159 2 жыл бұрын
I have noticed 3 things in mobile ads. 1: "I cant reach pink\ pink level!" 2: "If you get 1000 you are legally skilled." 3: "your IQ is ----------" BANG
@lisawilliams2327 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, so if you can legally become a pumpkin, how do you illiegally become a pumpkin?
@sickspood 4 жыл бұрын
Number 15: how to illegally become a pumpkin
@imzipperoni 3 жыл бұрын
I am pumpkin. Sue me
@lisawilliams2327 3 жыл бұрын
@@imzipperoni grr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@thecatinthecone8217 3 жыл бұрын
Zipper *I’m gonna slap you with legal!*
@beanybeanbag 3 жыл бұрын
Claim to be a pumkin and advertise it WITHOUT playing the game
@kels892 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when Greg was born. Danny casually was making fun of one of jake Paul’s music videos and he said “we need a fan base name.” And he looked up “strong baby names” and he found “Gregory” and he said “greg is our new fan base name” And that kids is how Greg is born.
@Rainbowthewindsage 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I've been wondering about that since I came across a couple of pre-greg videos.
@kels892 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rainbowthewindsage no problem 😂 have a good day my guy 😂
@jenniferl.8111 3 жыл бұрын
Thank youuu I was like super confused at first
@alanna6034 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was trying to figure out the backstory of how Greg became the fan base name.
@daisydances7117 3 жыл бұрын
OG’s will remember Let’s together reminisce
@frog_legs8362 2 жыл бұрын
Game of sultans isn't actually like how the ads are it's literally about being a sultan and taking over the world I don't know why the ads make it out to be such a shot game
@dinobones1224 2 жыл бұрын
My grandma: you can't "hate" your cousins they're your family Me: 9:57
@nowayitsjohnstamos 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody; The sultan: *dislikes his children*
@hadiaafzal1072 4 жыл бұрын
No one : The sultan: BeHeAdS hIs ChIlDrEn
@kikiprin3303 4 жыл бұрын
"Ugh that girl is fat 😫 YEETES TO DA FEETUS NOW"
@bassnbluegill1406 5 жыл бұрын
I bet some guy named Greg stumbled onto this channel and was very confused.
@krabbypatty2923 5 жыл бұрын
Bass 'N'Bluegill if you somehow haven’t figured it out by now, when you check on your comment from notifications it says highlighted. Danny did nothing
@infumoscus6067 5 жыл бұрын
@@bassnbluegill1406 Danny didn't highlight your comment it's just KZfaq so you can find it better
@parissotelo8082 5 жыл бұрын
Inbox_Red shhhh don’t spoil it for him
@l00sechange 5 жыл бұрын
Danny:"Hey Greg..." Greg:"Uhh, hello?"
@noice5935 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@AUBREY-ml4ex 2 жыл бұрын
I once saw an ad of a queen and a king and the queen said "Goodness, I am so fat!" And then the king said "No baby, you aren't fat, you're just fluffy" and then they break their backs kissing each other. Sir what do you mean by she's fluffy? That supposed to make her feel better? And what does that have to do with weight? You calling her hairy?
@Violet-Spark 2 жыл бұрын
This is only my 2nd Danny Gonzalez video ever, and that outro was really helpful in getting a feel for what this channel is about. Thanks, Drew!
@sophienana 5 жыл бұрын
i met my boyfriends dad today and his name is craig so i broke up with my boyfriend because i will not betray the gregs
@-w-1870 5 жыл бұрын
I salute your loyalty to your fellow Greg
@jakobfenner5464 5 жыл бұрын
sophia I know it was hard, but your doing a heroes work.
@faeirevs 5 жыл бұрын
Aww!😂
@nuclearfamily1894 5 жыл бұрын
G-guys R-who E-don't G-do .-drugs
@lizzieselby8818 5 жыл бұрын
Youre kidding right?!?!? Ommggg hahahah
@nathanscott6160 5 жыл бұрын
Danny: This is so bad! Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: let's download it!
@Aazen 5 жыл бұрын
Nathan Scott I heard yanny
@emberjenkins4598 5 жыл бұрын
@@Aazen I heard blue and black
@z3rox969 5 жыл бұрын
I heard white and gold
@saradoingstuff6650 4 жыл бұрын
I hear laurel
@dougwarren5471 4 жыл бұрын
I hear Orange and pink
@stranger_detective 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the ad makers screwed up the names. The consort of a Sultan is called a Sultana, or Sultanah. Empress is for an Emperor.
@kou_isthatyou Жыл бұрын
Danny flirting with me and calling me babygirl was probably one thing off my bucket list.
@sylvia3839 5 жыл бұрын
If you’re watching this in 2019 you’re legally a door knob
@amaraberger7113 4 жыл бұрын
Silvia Padilla hey it’s not working i can’t like twice
@juliasluiter8456 4 жыл бұрын
Aw hell ya
@leedle2171 4 жыл бұрын
Silvia Padilla Noooooo I wanted to be a cheese stick!
@poopyfartlover313 4 жыл бұрын
K thanks
@Percy.404 4 жыл бұрын
Yay!
@corvusquidballsack 5 жыл бұрын
If you watch Danny, you’re legally greg
@schuys 5 жыл бұрын
I am legally greg, I'm hoping to get my new ID in the mail soon
@Ratio_VR 5 жыл бұрын
Iam legally greg
@paisleecarter2362 5 жыл бұрын
I legally think you copied this comment
@re-mo3jq 5 жыл бұрын
Y do ppl copy comments
@piper7772 5 жыл бұрын
But I am truly Greg bc I am subscribed 💛👍
@Cool_Kid95 Жыл бұрын
4:47 "Decapitated Goofy" Is that a Five Nights at Treasure Island reference?!
@curtisbissell1445 Жыл бұрын
don't think anyone wants to go to "kanye west games" anymore after what he's said
@Ajlondon_ 5 жыл бұрын
If you like you are legally a Bowl of Mac and cheese
@zZhadowZz862 5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU LORD THATS ALL I WANTED
@Ajlondon_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@zZhadowZz862 you are now legally a bowl of mac and cheese
@snizzelpops5750 5 жыл бұрын
@@zZhadowZz862 ...... I found...... more than........ 270..... bowls of Mac and cheese...... and I ate it....... after I liked ur comment........ *SH$%T IM A CANNIBAL* (Edit this Is so sad this Is the most likes I've ever gotten)
@youinanalternateuniverse6124 5 жыл бұрын
I ate two bowls of macaroni today so i guess im legally a cannibal
@breadandmilk504 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck I wanted to be a lemon
@frozonessupersuit8536 5 жыл бұрын
Danny: "If you find weird s*** on instagram feel free to send them to me" Me: *sends photo of myself*
@user-ms7cl6nc4y 5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan Queen 😂😂😂
@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *reports it for lying* you arent ugly :)
@frozonessupersuit8536 5 жыл бұрын
@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 that.....that was so nice...Thank you. You are beautiful too!!
@frozonessupersuit8536 5 жыл бұрын
@@RooRue oh my gahhhh.....these compliments... Y'all are beautiful too :)
@wackss5049 5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan Queen you ugly Lol jk have a great day! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@ash_tray Жыл бұрын
One good thing about having a terrible memory is that I’m able to rewatch these old videos every few months and it’s all almost brand new to me
@-.starryisasuperstar.- 16 күн бұрын
I remember playing Helix Jump when I was 6 and I still do for some reason. I remember feeling SO pathetic, when I saw my disgraceful human form. When I got to level 2, the excitement of legally become a pumpkin was so intense, I PHYSICALLY became a pumpkin. I have never been happier. Pumpkins don't need to pay taxes.
@adrxi.ka04 5 жыл бұрын
Download this horrible game... do it for GREG
@sohanaar2273 5 жыл бұрын
I downloaded it just to see what it's like and it's one of those citadel builder games but like only Russian people seem to be playing it judging by who is present in the chats. Also I got to lvl 2 so I could see the dating system and like I had a baby but when I went to the nursey the baby greeted me in like a squeaky voice??? Anyway the game is not the citadel builder but it has nice voice acting
@XxDeadParrotxX 5 жыл бұрын
I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷♀️
@ashleydison7465 5 жыл бұрын
Poor computers, now I feel bad... AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST😭😭😭😭
@oliviacompagnino7530 5 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, this is also how 'Billion Surprise Toys' make their content
@XxDeadParrotxX 5 жыл бұрын
Strange Historical mess No man, I completely agree with you, just thought it was interesting to know how they're made 😊
@dumbiev3263 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinecone3630 Ikr.
@eringrl101 2 жыл бұрын
Nearly three years later and I have to tell you that yup! Lots of us were roped into Game of Sultans bc of those weird ads! I still play it three years later and it’s moved quite a bit away from its original form. Also, mostly female players in the beginning, seems more like an even split now.
@sophiitdd8540 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 I actually played a lot of this game some years ago and I really liked and did some big scores. Unfortunately, I did not became a pumpkin. Legally.
@uwuuwu3370 5 жыл бұрын
If you subscribe to Danny you're legally greg 😏
@THEONEPIEEECE 5 жыл бұрын
Where's my license
@theoddtaraout8625 5 жыл бұрын
morana magaš that’s true
@oncerand_directioner 5 жыл бұрын
Danny needs to pin and heart this comment
@iasonm6254 5 жыл бұрын
Is this advertising for a game?
@stinky2828 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just got my license in the mail
@thefoxoverlord 5 жыл бұрын
If the teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to reach the pink castle 😎
@juliawburn2352 5 жыл бұрын
haha!
@megan-1600 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@idiothoe5421 5 жыл бұрын
The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry lets together reach the pink castle ☺️
@generalviolet9806 5 жыл бұрын
Actually..
@jasperjazzie Жыл бұрын
can we legally become pumpkins tho
@pebreno Жыл бұрын
that kanye joke didn't age well
@navii8547 Жыл бұрын
How did Disney not call an orbital strike on the first few ads or the people that made them yet?
@macaronisaladd 3 жыл бұрын
What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said: *"You must lose weight!"*
@gmaxfinale 2 жыл бұрын
Vodka.
@neurondeactivationyt 2 жыл бұрын
@@gmaxfinalevodka, yes, vodka
@hayiexist-1439 2 жыл бұрын
I'd simply go to he'll ig :/
@AnimateTronix 2 жыл бұрын
600th like
@lissr.5073 2 жыл бұрын
when ur too thick that even your angel wings can't lift u
@sailoryuck176 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing Danny say "babygirl" triggered my flight or fight response.
@mothma_am 3 жыл бұрын
areyoulostbabygirl
@maliamoh3784 3 жыл бұрын
it triggered my flight or flight response
@lonley_ghost647 3 жыл бұрын
*rapidly taps flight*
@awkward-beebs 3 жыл бұрын
**rapidly smashes fight** "Ey yo, Come kith me papa 🤭😳🤪"
@awkward-beebs 3 жыл бұрын
@xTara Chanx PFFT-
@isxbella12 2 жыл бұрын
I once saw a ad for My Talking Angela 2 and it said 'only 1% can get ready for Paris'
@FuckMargaretThatchher 2 жыл бұрын
9:03 is just straight up insulting ElectroBoom.
@arshiyakapil4711 5 жыл бұрын
If you sub to him, you can become legally papa, let's together rejoice
@prnklinfierc 5 жыл бұрын
If you sub to him you legally and constitutionally have to dislike Chad
@monikakavaliunaite8017 5 жыл бұрын
Danny needs to see this comment! He'll love it
@Taylor-jv5od 5 жыл бұрын
Papa greg
@jillc1526 5 жыл бұрын
Arshiya Kapil oh yes we are all together rejoicing together
@austere3736 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes on a joke
@MicGregor 5 жыл бұрын
Dude totally just threw his chair under the bus to make a seatgeek ad.
@TheCynicalDude_ 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude. I feel awkward and sad for his chair now. How it still supports him is beyond me.
@wolfe440 5 жыл бұрын
TheCynicalDouche I know. It’s bittersweet.
@fluffgotstudios9390 7 ай бұрын
“If you get to level 2, you are legally a pumpkin” it’s been 4 years and now you can be an actual pumpkin if you really wanted to 5:56
@Kitty-the-Bunny 8 ай бұрын
"The newborn son is too ugly, what should I do?" -Victor Frankenstein
@DerUbermonke 5 жыл бұрын
If you get past level 47 you are legally Disneyland!
@orlumbus5192 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen ads that say *if u get past level 60 you are legally skilled*
@AC-td4io 5 жыл бұрын
Get over 28 and you’re illegal
@kaylathomas7485 5 жыл бұрын
If you get past level 70 you are Disneyland skilled legally
@brandncibr9831 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@violin-chan4337 5 жыл бұрын
"Woo I slipped AND NOW IM PREGNANT"...or should i say *_Gregnant_*
@Lily-nc8uh 5 жыл бұрын
Antila Rai Siddique best comment EVER
@julijafirer3969 5 жыл бұрын
No
@a.h.z2830 5 жыл бұрын
Pragooft
@gasmaskyt4132 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking gregnant 😂
@owah 5 жыл бұрын
Gregananant?
@aaronspence8689 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Starts losing an argument online Greg: "Its showtime."
@eriksteverman Жыл бұрын
Nobody is buying tickets for a Taylor swift game anytime soon😂
@do_haegh6178 Жыл бұрын
For reallll
@besancake1619 3 жыл бұрын
I hate ads that when you press the options it just takes you to the app store
@Rda-im4hv 2 жыл бұрын
Trueee It makes me real mad when that happens
@sparklettes4475 2 жыл бұрын
yeah me too
@randomstupidity3400 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@xi3460 2 жыл бұрын
Or those microscopic cancel buttons omg
@saharahjohnson6108 2 жыл бұрын
or where there’s a fake cancel button and the real one shows up 10 seconds later
@joblhioryanos2065 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Danny: WHOOPS! I slipped now I’m pregnant
@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 5 жыл бұрын
Fanfiction in a nutshell
@someidiotmetalhead 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine what OSHA regulations would look like if that was possible
@nothinghappens9811 4 жыл бұрын
@@someidiotmetalhead I don't fully understand why but this cracked me up and I'm sure I'm going to be thinking about it all night.
@sarahcosta5199 4 жыл бұрын
gregnant*
@MrEyes-xh4bb 4 жыл бұрын
before clicking on the replies, the word "pregnant" wasn't showing so it just said "whoops i slipped now i'm" i thought it was a fill in the blank comment
@ackerwoman5834 2 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that his eyes are beautiful??! Like dude-
@ToiletsInNorCal2024 2 жыл бұрын
Although a channel that has something to do with toilets has never commented about this. I literally constantly see those sh*tty game ads that has the same problem, weird captions and weird automated voices, I knew those were scams at the beginning when I first saw one, and was constantly endless. Even though I don’t have an Instagram account, other than this, it’s everywhere, even on this KZfaq platform. If I do end up finding those ads, the videos catching these will be posted.
@stubjones 5 жыл бұрын
If you binge watch 234 Danny Gonzalez videos, you are legally greg.
@yuki97kira 4 жыл бұрын
Thats mandatory for all gregs daily
@booty36 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@saiunknown_2718 4 жыл бұрын
He has that much
@C_Train74 4 жыл бұрын
If his old Vines count, I’m definitely there.
@alysspotato3615 4 жыл бұрын
Literally me rn tho
@jameskohler7563 5 жыл бұрын
Actually this is fake news. I played helix jump (the pumpkin game) and got to level 16 and I’m still not a pumpkin. I’m still trying to become a pumpkin. Granted, the game is fun, but I’m still not a pumpkin. 0/10 no pumpkin Edit: GUYS THEY WEREN’T WRONG!! I played a few more rounds and now I’m a pumpkin!!!! I’m still not sure if it’s legal, because I hear the sirens coming to my block. SAVE ME
@sophialeon2085 5 жыл бұрын
Tuam Squig Become pumpkin pie and hide in tge fridge
@erin5116 5 жыл бұрын
im on level 100 and still not a pumpkin :(
@londoneldridge7076 5 жыл бұрын
I'm on Level 891, and being a pumpkin is so overrated
@skyemetrowich155 5 жыл бұрын
Im on level 6313 oof
@jameskohler7563 5 жыл бұрын
JongMi Kim It’s too late. They left. Luckily, we forgot to take down our Halloween decorations and left our pumpkins out, so they shot the wrong one. Luckily I’m safe... for now
@lfadel9259 Жыл бұрын
I’ve spent the past 10 minutes trying to find a video to watch only to be saved by a 4 year old Danny Gonzalez video. Thank you
@ThePikaMouse 2 жыл бұрын
We're not just a fanbase. We're a fan family.
@taylorforeman2802 5 жыл бұрын
“Dad, together hug?” “No daughter, together diet”
@kenyagibsonn 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@addiehumphries6552 5 жыл бұрын
She needs to eat her broccoli.
@rohanmorningstar7795 5 жыл бұрын
Not together diet. Only onegether diet
@sherrilewis3608 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theluxalpha 4 жыл бұрын
F for respects
@xxcl8634 5 жыл бұрын
if you can stare into the sun you're legally blind
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Okay will do
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
I regret my decisuacjaivfocvshaiblfmisba
@Pluvillion 5 жыл бұрын
Now I cannot see I'm legally _blind_
@lildawis2721 5 жыл бұрын
If you shoot a mirror in laser tag your legally tagged
@purplepenguin8264 5 жыл бұрын
contemporaryLeeway [CL] lEgAlLy bLiNd
@Jenn-ie5vf 2 жыл бұрын
I actually started playing "Game of Sultans" after seeing it in this video and it is nothing like the ads LOL Shocking. But it is a fun addictive game I have to admit
@lukasprazak7362 2 жыл бұрын
I just can shake off the feeling that this Game of sultans is basically Crusader kings events: the game.
@Karen-zr7ip 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh no! I launched a thermonuclear warhead at Canada on accident!” 1. Join in 2. Slap his face
@MrQuinnzard 4 жыл бұрын
if you pick #1 you are legally thermostat
@svetlanarebane 4 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY
@aaaacheese156 4 жыл бұрын
if you pick #2 you’re legally a fire hydrant
@ally5618 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD IS ON IT’S WAY??
@svetlanarebane 4 жыл бұрын
@@ally5618 I know, I'm excited to finally die
@kaitlyn7961 4 жыл бұрын
*danny at a job interview* Interviewer: so what are your life accomplishments? Danny: well... I am legally a pumpkin....
@thegoatcarnival 4 жыл бұрын
the best joke in this comment is Danny getting a job
@nstudylog1182 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegoatcarnival 😂💵💵💵💵
@swiftie4life540 4 жыл бұрын
YOUR HIRED!!
@lemonandmilk3174 4 жыл бұрын
Swag Feather OMG HAHA
@paulamcguinness1529 4 жыл бұрын
ANGRY PUMPKIN NOISES INTENSIFIES Lol
@BubbleGummiii Жыл бұрын
5:25 Here's the timestamp for Danny saying babygirl.
@hanazeeshan5315 9 ай бұрын
I want to know how to illegally turn into a pumpkin and get into the pink castle.
@lydiak8300 5 жыл бұрын
*Slips WHOOPS IM PREGNANT
@nutellafromgloaming2275 5 жыл бұрын
K Rager WHOOPS, your daughter's overweight! :o
@maudblue8243 5 жыл бұрын
And NOBODY wants to marry a fat 8 y/o
@chairee6627 5 жыл бұрын
Ur DAUGHTER IS *TOO FAT*
@spencerpaquette3044 5 жыл бұрын
*slips WHOOPS MY NEWBORN SON IS TOO UGLY
@a.patel1 5 жыл бұрын
Whoops you slapped a girl!!
@Rachel98246 4 жыл бұрын
“After 69 tries I crafted a love potion to seduce Emma Watson” That’s a *real* caption for a *real* game on a *real* ad I got... *I have no words...*
@noods1406 3 жыл бұрын
What game
@The_Slayer. 3 жыл бұрын
My god... What game?
@pyrodynamics75 3 жыл бұрын
Poor celebrities, they get so much shit daily.
@poorlydrawnfurret915 3 жыл бұрын
I've gotten ads like that
@0NoneOfTheAbove0 3 жыл бұрын
I NEED THAT GAME TELL ME WHATS ITS CALLED!!!!!!!
@JestersPrivilege18 2 жыл бұрын
3:55 does it irritate anyone else that this is the the Disney world castle, not the Disneyland castle?
@colbytucker2178 Жыл бұрын
No
@JestersPrivilege18 Жыл бұрын
@@colbytucker2178 solid point
@mossybeewasteland Жыл бұрын
2:35 alright dancing line is actually pretty alright. the music slaps
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