**DO NOT CALL CHINESE RESTAURANT AT 3AM!!! (OMG HE CAME TO MY HOUSE!!!) (THEY GAVE ME FOOD) (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICK BAIT!!)**

“I can’t raise my arm” His arm: 👋👇☝️🤞🤟👋🖖🤌👏🙌

I’m surprised no one is talking about how sinister it is that Jaystation explicitly told his audience of children that if they wanted the voodoo doll to work, they’d have to cut themselves and put their blood inside it. And then immediately after, he shows them that “it works” when he feels the pokes that his friend makes.

I love how he put “gone wrong” in the title of the voodoo doll video, because what exactly would a “headless voodoo doll challenge” gone RIGHT look like???

Three things 1. Does his grandma know he’s there 2. Is she trying to sleep 3. Yeah he’s getting left out of the will

He's that one character in horror movies that dies before the movie even starts.

I simply cannot imagine people like Jaystation having an average conversation with a real human being I am astounded that people like this have friends and partners.

The 3 a.m. guy: "Hey I want' Jesus Phone number!" Pope: "Stop calling me and get some help, son!"

the fact that people think this shit is real makes me genuinely upset

Title~ DONT TRY THIS AT HOME! Video~ “alright guys, for this challenge, you’ll need...”

It was 3 am when the video started, then they made a voodoo doll, which took less than a minute because when it's done it's still 3 am.

Love how Jaystation is more traumatized by seeing candles than being hunted by a serial killer lol

jay: i can’t even lift my arm his arm: 🔽🔽🔽🔼🔽🔼➡️🔼➡️🔼➡️🔽🔽🔼🔽↗️🔽⬇️🔼↘️🔽↘️➡️⬇️↗️🔼↘️🔼↘️⏪⬇️⬇️⏪⬇️↗️↗️↗️🔽➡️⬇️⬇️➡️

Jay: my arm is all cut up I can’t even raise my arm *raises arm*

to be fair, seeing mickey mouse do something crazy and then reasoning, "does he have powers? okay i've actually seen him wearing a wizard outfit before so that makes sense" is extremely funny

He 100% made up that tutorial on phone numbers so his army fanbase of 6 year olds start spam calling asking for Mickey Mouse’s number as revenge 😭

"i can't raise my arm anymore" *flails arm around aggressively*

“i can’t even raise my arm” *raises arm*

As someone who has seen my fair share of 3AMs, these are absolutely hilarious now that I’m older. One video scared me when I was younger, but it was the actual suddenness of the Furbie showing up and not anything else.

9:45 Jay: I can't even raise my arm anymore guys. Also jay: Proceeds to raise his arm up to his chin, and holds camera.

Do not look in the mirror at 3.00 am (gone wrong) (SAW MYSELF)

His poor grandma, she probably tryin to sleep and hears WHAT'S UP GUYS

"Why did he Google the time?" Well judging by what one of his exes said about him buying blackout curtains to make it seem like it's 3am at any hour of the day, I'd wager he googled that once, screenshotted it, and just pulls that up every time he wants to show it's 3am. Guarantee that 95% of his videos aren't filmed anywhere near 3am.

9:45 "I just got all cut up, I can't even raise my arm anymore." *proceeds to raise arm* Edit: holy I got 283 likes on this comment at the time of typing this thank you all Edit 2: man 333 likes that's crazy bro

POV: I’m your serial killer Mickey Mouse boyfriend and I snuck into your house at 3 am because you wouldn’t pick up the phone baby

“SEW IT BACK ON.” “ARE YOU SURE?” He really asked if he wanted his head sewn back on.

what annoys me the most is how many times he says "guys", it could turn into a drinking game

As a kid (4-5 years old), I would watch KZfaq videos, most of the time without parents. I watched a LOT of this guy. I like to think it was the reason for most of my paranoia at the time and for a while I was always looking over my shoulder. I'm sure it sounds stupid, I mean- this guy isn't even scary, but to a 5 year old it was like watching illegal torture tapes.

DO NOT look at the moon and sun simultaneously while singing the Star Spangled Banner backwards twice in a boat! (Gone wrong) (Actually died) (Barely survived) (Gone sexual)

The words: "I've face timed everyone from Jesus to santa claus" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard

9:44 "I am still cut and I can't even raise my arm anymore!" He says while raising his arm

I feel bad for the people trying to sleep in that hotel and just hearing some grown man yelling about micky mouse

“can’t even raise my arm anymore” His arm: ⬅️↙️⬆️⬇️↗️↗️⬆️↖️↗️⬇️⬆️➡️↘️⬅️↙️

Btw, he said “guys” 58 times. Yes, I counted.

This gives me an idea for a video game, where you play as an actual demon or ghost trying to hunt down annoying KZfaqrs with varying levels of difficulty. A tuber like JayStation would be easy mode or the tutorial level.

9:44 "I can't even raise my arm" *starts waving his arm around and raising it*

Moral of the story: Don't exist at 3am.

That is possibly the most HORRIBLE Mickey Mouse impression I have ever heard.

He is YELLING in his GRANDMA'S HOUSE at 3AM. That is FORBIDDEN.

Just realized that at 6:36, his friend says "I dont wanna be reliable for anything" when he means he doesnt want to be "LIABLE" 😂

DO NOT PLAY CANDY LAND AT 3AM WITH GIRLFRIEND WHILE WHISTLING THE JEOPARDY THEME AND EATING OVERCOOKED MEATLOAF ON A CRASHING AIRPLANE THAT IS ON FIRE WITH AN ALLIGATOR THAT HAS ASTHMA!!!! (GONE WRONG)

We gonna ignore that he is teaching children to cut themselves and drip blood to make a voodoo doll

I mean as a witch I can confirm that I do get most of my supplies from craft stores 💀💀

10:55 obviously a ploy to annoy Disneyland because he got kicked out of Disney

Jay: *Calls Disney* Disney: *Answers within a second or two* Jay "WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU PICKED UP. KEEPING ME WAITING."

Jay: “I can’t even move my arm” Also Jay: _throws up several gang signs with said arm_

I love how he consistently says "inside" instead of just "in". "Put the number inside my phone" "Mickey inside the show"

I love how he says he "LITERALLY CAN'T MOVE HIS ARM ANYMORE GUYS" whilst moving it, then proceeding to wave it around

i love how he's more scared of mickey mouse than a serial killer

Why isn't anyone talking about how they were screaming while his grandma was trying to sleep

4:05 It actually started in 4000 BC. Here's some information if anyone wants to read it. ( it's from Google so think of it as me doing the work for you.) Minkisi (the plural of nkisi, which literally means "things which do things") are 19th century wooden figurines, in the shape of humans, created more than a century ago in Kongo (present-day DRC and Angola.) Conceptually, Minkisi are containers that capture the spirit of the dead and make it available for use by the living, through a complex relationship of people-thing-spirit. They have been distributed across the world by God, and attributed special powers. For the BaKongo people, malevolent spirits are everywhere, and no illness or death is accidental. Therefore, chiefs and minkisi must be used to counteract and appease these powers. The living can use the Minkisi to inflict harm upon a person, ranging from a headache to falling off a cliff. However, the living cannot simply control the spirit of the Nkisi- there are two steps to the process. Firstly, a person seeking help-- to catch a thief or have a healthy pregnancy-- must visit the local chief, nganga and ask him for help. For pay, he will contact the Nkisi and ask it to find the culprit or solve the problem. The crucial role of the chief, nganga is filling a medicine pouch and attaching it to the nkisi, or even incorporating in the nkisi's body. The pouch can then be filled with various substances, depending on the nkisi's purpose. This medicine gives the Nkisi power and officially identifies it as a spirit. The Minkisi have they have their own will and are considered very similar to people. The Minkisi imposes rules, and if you violate them, it can punish you.There are many different categories, both physical and metaphorical, in the Minkisi. The most important minkisi are vital agents of justice for whole communities in terms of wealth, justice and healing. During the Belgian colonization of the Kongo, Minkisi were severely repressed, firstly because they were considered pagan and secondly because they were considered dangerously powerful witchcraft. They were burnt or confiscated, and members of the military deemed them members of an opposing political force. The Voodoo doll: Although its origins are not completely clear, the Voodoo doll originated in the Fon people of present-day Benin. The Voodoo religion was created in slave quarters in Haiti and Louisiana, when the faiths of various peoples began to intermingle. I will be focusing on the use of voodoo dolls in Louisiana, which grew enormously during the life of Marie Lavaux, the 'queen of Voodoo'.The word Voodoo itself means spirits and Voodoo is a religious or magico-religious practice which aims at connecting spirits and mortals. This interaction is only possible through a magical process using a gris-gris. A gris-gris' definition is nuanced-- it can either be the magical act or the object used for magic, or even both. Voodoo steers away from its more religious base into the superstition it is commonly associated with when a gris-gris is treated as containing the magic in itself. Spirits are no longer the strongest force; the magic can come from the gris-gris itself. The voodoo doll is a gris-gris, but can be used as a religious object or a superstitious one depending on how the user treats it. The voodoo doll is usually a small, soft doll representing a person, though the extent of physical detail may vary. This doll, lying alone on a table, is no different from any other type of doll. However, the sharp pins which accompany the doll make it a voodoo doll. The person handling the doll has complete control over the doll, and can push the pins into the entirety of its soft body, attaching strands of hair or the name of the subject to the doll. The concept rests on this body being the material incarnation of a person, although religious usage of the voodoo doll uses outside spirits. Both the voodoo and the nkisi doll are inanimate objects to whom great powers are attributed, but in different ways. When these objects are given agency, the supposed segregation between thing and human is further blurred. Externally, the two figurines may seem similar in their function, but their purpose, materiality and use in social context differentiates them greatly. The Nkisi is very much used to maintain and regulate social order, whereas the voodoo doll is extensively used for personal needs. This is crucial to understanding the nuances of the doll. Definitions: Minkisi: A thing that does things. Nkisi: a spirit personality controlling a particular activity or function. Also, a material composite through which such a spirit can be approached. Nkondi: a loosely defined class of nkisi whose functions included “hunting” witches and other unknown wrongdoers. Many are wooden figures stuck full of nails and other hardware. From konda, to hunt at night. Nganga: expert owner-operator of an nkisi. - - - Voodoo: A religion that is derived from African polytheism and ancestor worship (Merriam- Webster) Gris-gris: An amulet, charm, or spell of African origin (Webster dictionary) Loa: Spirits in Voodoo religion. Legba: He is the most important spirit, who gives or denies permission to speak to the other spirits. He is the first and last invoked in Voodoo ceremonies. Back to The Voodoo doll.

Mickey Mouse keeps hitting me up at 3am :/

imagine being in the hotel room next to him while he is screaming about mickey mouse

I can't even move my arm guys :( *His arm 3 seconds later:* ↕↗↘↗⤵↔↘↗↖

Did this man really just ask his audience that most likely consists of only children if he look hot with Mickey Mouse ears

Danny, you absolute masterpiece. I love how you watch these videos and react to them like they're 100% real. It brings so much light to my day

Jaystation: I'M HIDING FROM A SERIAL KILLER Also Jaystation: *yells ever single word he says*

" I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO JESUS " Had me dying.

i love how he can both hide from a serial killer to keep his own life and make a video at the same time. what a multitasker.

Everytime this guy says "guys" do 5 sit ups (you'll probably get abs)

Why tf is he screaming so loud at 3am in his grandmas house??? Let grandma sleep >:(

9:48 I can’t even raise my arm anymore guys! *proceeds to raise his arm a few seconds later*

5:28 did he just touch the no no place 😳

DO NOT BREATHE AT 3AM CHALLENGE

isn't this the same guy that pretended his girlfriend was dead for clout

Jay: about time you picked up, I need to talk to the highest in charge, which is-- Customer Service Rep: Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head? That would've improved this "totally real video" _immensely_ 😊

"Do not play the 11 miles ritual at 3am in a boat!" ...so you're saying... don't do the car ritual... in a boat... got it, makes sense-

GUYS DO NOT TRY TO EAT A BURRITO WHILE DOING THE MACARENA AND BAKING THREE CAKES IN A YURT IN EAST ALASKA WHEN THE MOON IS WANING AND YOU’RE IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH A PIECE OF COTTON CANDY (GONE WRONG)

So it's two years later... Jaystation was just charged with assault, mischief, and some other stuff for pretending his girlfriend died without her consent for views, I'm sad to say I'm really not surprised lol

15:17 wait he’s WALKING no way

i like how goofy it is when jay is so unserious in every dark situation☠️☠️

Can you actually imagine filming this as a grown ass man. What

9:46~ I can’t even raise my arm anymore *immediately raises arm* 🙄

9:44 “I can barely even move my arm guys” Continues to shake his arm around

This is the type of stuff me and my friends would make at a sleepover if we were feeling a little goofy

Started a drinking game - every time he says “guys” I took a shot. In 2 min I was already in alcoholic coma

I love playing with Luigi Boards but Mario gets jealous

DANNY IM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE YOUR SUBTILES ALL ADJUSTED THANK YOUUU

Holy crap, i´m bingewatching your vids since hours Danny... you`re a genius...both channels deserve many comedy awards. Thanks 4 everything

Guys, please don't call Danny Gonzalez at 3 AM! (gone wrong) (thanos sang despacito) (Pewdiepie surrendered to T-series)

Do NOT disrespect Robert the haunted doll. Not because he’s a haunted doll or anything. He’s just really self conscious. It could seriously hurt his feelings. Don’t do it.

Homelessness… very supernatural.

I never know whether to take Danny's spooky-disclaimers seriously or not

he looks like he started a party in his parents house back in the 90's but never went to sleep to this day

"I don't want to be reliable for anything" 😂😂😂

6:53 XD he didn't even cut the dolls head off

“I can’t even raise my arm up guys” 5 seconds later… * raises arm *

“I can’t even raise my arm anymore!!!” *Raises arm multiple times directly after*

DON’T SNEEZE ON JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPPA WHILE EATING FROG LEGS ON THE TOILET!!! (Gone wrong) (Gone sexual) (Got paralized) (Found secret basement)

uh jaystation just practically told young naive kids to call the Disney customer service line attempting to get in contact with Mickey. Those poor customer service people 😞

I love how blood cells dont have a nucleus (which holds the dna) so there would be no dna in the doll like he said he needed ( I pay attention in science class ) :D

You probably woke up your grandma

NEVER SING ELMOS WORLD WHILE EATING A DEAD RAT IN A BATH TUB AND FACETIMING GRANNY NORMA WHILE CUDDLING WITH A FORK! HE CAME TO MY HOUSE! *NOT CLICKBAIT*

As a kid, I would watch this KZfaqr called the jester who would do FaceTime 3 a.m. videos for famous cartoon characters, and he would always use plushies to prove that they were actually there, and for a long time I believed it until she called bendy at 3 a.m. and used the plushie that I owned at the time. Lmao

14:15 smash

Honestly, it’s so sad how his audience is easily manipulated by him.

Wind: *exists* Jay: DO NOT GO OUTSIDE TO THE WIND AT 3AM (SO SCARY) *ATTACKED*

Jay: DONT DO THIS! Also jay: so this is how you do it

ImJayStation: Don’t [insert do something] at 3am! Also ImJayStation: Does the exact thing he said not to do