Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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@jackgrazer457 4 жыл бұрын

@Meeechiii88Azecas 4 жыл бұрын

10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

@madelenhal 4 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@sophiamarino1185 4 жыл бұрын

JACKKKKK AHAHHA

@kxmmyqwq 4 жыл бұрын

I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

@Blapze 4 жыл бұрын

@COVERT_8410 4 жыл бұрын

"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

@esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 жыл бұрын

@@cr3ep_er 🤣

@esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@Mikayla_5 4 жыл бұрын

The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus? No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 жыл бұрын

Selfish mermaids

@Mikayla_5 4 жыл бұрын

@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?

@fadaskhan3227 4 жыл бұрын

She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

@erinbush9005 4 жыл бұрын

When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

@ZiggyFL 4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@Tw0Dots 4 жыл бұрын

Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

@dfrost03 4 жыл бұрын

Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

@savannahgassiot 4 жыл бұрын

D. Frost sure

@deluxeincorporated 10 ай бұрын

"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

@elijennings9913 6 ай бұрын

She should have made him pee his pants.

@Greystorm1619 6 ай бұрын

I mean, he was a murderous creep

@Book_Heaven803 5 ай бұрын

She's worse than hama

@victorlolxd7347 4 ай бұрын

@@Book_Heaven803Hamas?

@Hamdragons 4 ай бұрын

@@Book_Heaven803ikr

@Scrofar 8 ай бұрын

I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

@echoingoutofexistence4222 8 ай бұрын

Yeah

@grantslater861 7 ай бұрын

And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.

@DeerEwe 7 ай бұрын

and Danny excusing the hunters sad moments

@forthelowpriceof4.99 6 ай бұрын

@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right

@DeerEwe 6 ай бұрын

@@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood

@djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 жыл бұрын

Your body is made up of 65% water, _and siren is thirsty.._

@hsmacaraig 3 жыл бұрын

WAIT NONONONONO-

@thanosofthebread9497 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jacksongrassmyer5871 3 жыл бұрын

Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens

@Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

@irinaostrovenko923 3 жыл бұрын

O👄O

@moojoytiger3210 3 жыл бұрын

girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water

@Northstarboysvsp 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Jessica-up2vh 3 жыл бұрын

😏she tries to stay away

@thephoenix1643 3 жыл бұрын

water: blushes

@axion2126 3 жыл бұрын

no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water

@moojoytiger3210 3 жыл бұрын

@@thephoenix1643 omggggg

@WhoKilledLixqs 4 ай бұрын

"Your body is made up of 65% water" *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

@sirGuy1995 2 ай бұрын

Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

@Wild_Child189 3 күн бұрын

I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something

@user-uz4my8xr4d 10 ай бұрын

"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

@Kristianalexis1 6 ай бұрын

Thank you!! I thought so too

@cubisttubist 4 ай бұрын

Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans

@Aaron-bw3xu 3 ай бұрын

A unique whale?

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 3 ай бұрын

I noticed this as well.

@osmium6832 Ай бұрын

"All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!

@krokikrumpsun624 4 жыл бұрын

this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

@ak7845 4 жыл бұрын

lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy

@SpagettiSpeltWrong 4 жыл бұрын

A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher

@tadokoropilled 4 жыл бұрын

Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky

@God-fq9ly 4 жыл бұрын

She caused covid-19

@papayadoodlez9994 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cunthia0214 4 жыл бұрын

Siren:... Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

@fanfandom551 4 жыл бұрын

Mans broke his wrist touching a door

@anaeller6472 4 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*

@Katelizaj 4 жыл бұрын

Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand

@GS_emerald 4 жыл бұрын

Broo this left me dying 😂

@khalilfajloun6813 4 жыл бұрын

why is this funny XD

@CoolPaDuke 10 ай бұрын

Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

@shwahgamer 5 ай бұрын

Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.

@EirwenVivantel 2 ай бұрын

@@shwahgamerRealistic

@LoreleiCatherine Ай бұрын

The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cameravice1825 Ай бұрын

@@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood

@stvpidcupid 11 ай бұрын

Honestly I’d love a mermaid movie where the main character discovers them and IS NOT a mermaid.

@thesingingsirenz4714 10 ай бұрын

There's a film called aquamarine about two regular gals who meet a mermaid. It's not a masterpiece and I'm probably remembering it thru nostalgia tinted glasses but hey it's a something! (I think it's called aquamarine anyway, it was definitely a gemstone ik that much)

@stvpidcupid 10 ай бұрын

@@thesingingsirenz4714oh thanks-

@helloworld1493 8 ай бұрын

@@thesingingsirenz4714how dare you that movie is absolutely a masterpiece

@PrincessAcornHair 7 ай бұрын

oh that would be epic

@UltraDumbass1782 2 ай бұрын

There’s Ponyo. She’s a main character, but not the main character.

@havenlee1102 4 жыл бұрын

The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

@yvvonevon7834 4 жыл бұрын

Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

@havenlee1102 4 жыл бұрын

yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

@Xannah 4 жыл бұрын

Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

@Arkonu 4 жыл бұрын

"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

@user-ml6xq4xo6g 4 жыл бұрын

yes

@kmtthefrog 4 жыл бұрын

"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?" Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*

@addysonhatcher4658 4 жыл бұрын

I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man

@shootmethroughmyhead3740 4 жыл бұрын

Guy is a French name tho 😔

@backedge5548 4 жыл бұрын

yet

@dial3690 4 жыл бұрын

The comments always hold gold

@Thescallywags2000 4 жыл бұрын

Guy sensei: *starts shaking*

@goldenwolfae 9 ай бұрын

i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

@DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm 5 ай бұрын

lmao

@sparrrkles_ 3 ай бұрын

99 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that

@nutella_wewerehere Ай бұрын

@@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.

@sparrrkles_ Ай бұрын

@@nutella_wewerehere huh oh lol 2 months ago I was prob half asleep sorry bout that but u know people don’t appreciate being yelled at when they did nothing wrong. Anyways have a nice day! Hope I didn’t ruin it!

@lamibonxd Ай бұрын

@@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care

@EbbermanEmily 6 ай бұрын

LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

@norabrown7960 3 ай бұрын

Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭

@lilycampbell-lehtinen3443 4 жыл бұрын

'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....

@cbennett7480 4 жыл бұрын

hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

@thesilentmarauder3758 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@tamirestamires3651 4 жыл бұрын

D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

@kflagor 4 жыл бұрын

STOP NO

@hvysteria 4 жыл бұрын

Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

@hallieweis7655 4 жыл бұрын

"why would anyone go to the bathroom?" "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"

@oliviaviacell 4 жыл бұрын

I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO

@hallieweis7655 4 жыл бұрын

rxse quartz me too omg

@thebrideofghostface 4 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol

@norahaslam3961 4 жыл бұрын

@@oliviaviacell who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?

@Secretum-Malum 4 жыл бұрын

You look like your 40

@camo2156 11 ай бұрын

17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god

@Gossamaggs 18 күн бұрын

I'm fascinated by the fact that there was a dramatic chase scene going on and yet the writers couldn't come up with any other way for him to wind up with a broken wrist aside from barely touching a door.

@seanstrizak3654 17 күн бұрын

He could've tried to reach for her, but she unknowingly slams the door on his arm. @Gossamaggs

@me982 4 жыл бұрын

“Are they singing?” “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

@anemocrow2080 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

@Zenigundam 4 жыл бұрын

Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

@A_Strawberry 4 жыл бұрын

@@Zenigundam Really? They're responsible for me and millions of others? Cool.

@TheAkrillion 4 жыл бұрын

@@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

@Kiterious 4 жыл бұрын

@@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

@seal5783 2 жыл бұрын

“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

@tinyblueunicorn7807 2 жыл бұрын

Creepus Deletus

@baileyyh72 2 жыл бұрын

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

@dharrison89 2 жыл бұрын

That means siren wants to breathe and love you

@tinyblueunicorn7807 2 жыл бұрын

@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

@oldacocimt3 2 жыл бұрын

The other 40% is his clothes

@lunanewyear 6 ай бұрын

I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

@jerms6642 4 ай бұрын

yah it was a joke that went over your head

@cassandrariv 11 ай бұрын

I watched this on amazon and it said “fun fact: Jack Dylan Grazer says this is his worst movie” 💀

@tasha4112 4 жыл бұрын

Siren: I want my REAL mom The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

@kaibai2636 4 жыл бұрын

Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

@Trinityyy73 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@dinopines9191 4 жыл бұрын

Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

@clairefazel8470 4 жыл бұрын

I cackling

@overthinker5805 4 жыл бұрын

She’s not even her legal guardian anymore Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

@trishie_V 4 жыл бұрын

"your body is made of 65% water!" **Makes 100% of him disappear**

@diordo4109 4 жыл бұрын

My first song kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d5x4gqmh39--hqM.html

@cowsarefabulous2946 4 жыл бұрын

@@diordo4109 congratulations :D

@silasisaspicyboi7458 4 жыл бұрын

brainmare stop spamming

@purplerain7532 4 жыл бұрын

Trishiee V where’s the other 35%

@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qcCah8an3buroKM.html

@-_frenchbulldoog_-4715 9 ай бұрын

Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.

@Idkwhats_goingontbh Ай бұрын

Omg lmao

@SoScarlettItWasMaroon 9 ай бұрын

The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.

@nameunlisted1359 3 жыл бұрын

“Congratulations Siren, you’re a bloodbender.”

@tamiwu0346 3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't even need to wait for a full moon. Siren op pls nerf

@TiffanyLiane 3 жыл бұрын

Katara is typing..

@_kittyctgamer_4571 3 жыл бұрын

Katara will train her

@josiahtrelawny6306 3 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking

@garf3480 3 жыл бұрын

@@_kittyctgamer_4571 no she will train katara

@layaaleii 4 жыл бұрын

“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

@luuuke2484 4 жыл бұрын

aleiah leilua *almost 12*

@Ashley-tb4kv 4 жыл бұрын

aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

@kayahamen4861 4 жыл бұрын

I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

@liannamarlock4200 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo

@ilovepokemon4565 4 жыл бұрын

I was like wtf girl

@gator-aidan9839 9 ай бұрын

the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly

@SulzkeiTheMusical 4 ай бұрын

21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

@gregroitbourd 4 жыл бұрын

danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way” he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

@bangtanbois415 4 жыл бұрын

Clearly

@tayloridehenre1480 4 жыл бұрын

It’s a movie

@rendezvous.mp3208 4 жыл бұрын

The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?! Some random dude: yea? Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

@amib1359 4 жыл бұрын

Literally they bliss out when they breathe

@truffleruffle5172 4 жыл бұрын

@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

@justinepower8406 4 жыл бұрын

Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.

@jameshay3673 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlet KarmaKora That comment made my day

@superstar2446 4 жыл бұрын

honestly, where's the lie?

@idkwhattoputhere-7978 4 жыл бұрын

James Hay same

@papayadoodlez9994 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, good comment

@muget7u 4 жыл бұрын

Lol Siren was like 13 HAhA

@Dog_Rodger 11 ай бұрын

15:13 “are they singing?” This is like sitting in a restaurant and asking: “WhAt Is HaPpeNing ArE tHey eAtInG?!” Like what did the writers think of that line lol-

@_KierannTheKemonomimi 3 ай бұрын

I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

@melz6126 4 жыл бұрын

So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

@saltysquad7125 4 жыл бұрын

She got mommy issues 😬

@frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108 4 жыл бұрын

Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

@mochatea-fr1cf 4 жыл бұрын

Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 жыл бұрын

Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

@mochatea-fr1cf 4 жыл бұрын

Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

@nickherbeck9794 4 жыл бұрын

Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :(" Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

@ChelDorado 4 жыл бұрын

Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

@user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 жыл бұрын

@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

@ChelDorado 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

@exzyyd392 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish" MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

@user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 жыл бұрын

@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

@jakewairbelly 10 ай бұрын

24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?

@cyanity1017 7 ай бұрын

Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something

@Pragabond 7 күн бұрын

Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing

@michelleharding7023 10 ай бұрын

My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD Same Danny, same.

@elisacostello4876 Жыл бұрын

“Your body is made up of 65% water” I really thought she was about to start bloodbending him

@LunarWolf222 10 ай бұрын

Same

@JackHynes-jo2nb 10 ай бұрын

Me too

@guilhermedeltoro 10 ай бұрын

She basically did

@ojs5988 9 ай бұрын

Exactly but no, the way my jaw was on that beach floor

@CitrusMan37 9 ай бұрын

That would've been a much better solution

@visile3765 4 жыл бұрын

Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water” Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

@rekhan3926 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

@tsuyuasui2334 4 жыл бұрын

She deleted him harder than Monika every could

@ArayALem 4 жыл бұрын

your*

@sincerelybellatrix.2880 4 жыл бұрын

Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

@mreverything7056 4 жыл бұрын

She just D4C'd that man

@Anna-hb4uy 6 ай бұрын

One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

@Imjustkendall Ай бұрын

IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

@Generic_emo_username 11 ай бұрын

Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can

@ladysuznuk 4 жыл бұрын

This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it

@zerofox641 4 жыл бұрын

Suznuk kunzus but without any of the acting, special effects or story

@timbread6279 4 жыл бұрын

Flash back

@taylorhastie1022 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I used to be so into H2O

@genrationcommunity12 4 жыл бұрын

"I've got it"

@ririfulon3807 4 жыл бұрын

don’t ever disrespect h2o ever again

@francisalob6945 4 жыл бұрын

“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

@kingofbirds 4 жыл бұрын

so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

@shori200 4 жыл бұрын

Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

@aliced602 4 жыл бұрын

You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

@Ampparr1 4 жыл бұрын

70 % actually, but it depends on your age

@chrisdasilva7642 4 ай бұрын

NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

@nasir7850 9 ай бұрын

How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man

@jackrabbit5155 4 жыл бұрын

This movie is literally like a 10-year-old's fanfiction with a self-insert

@myhitta2960 4 жыл бұрын

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@ellen301 4 жыл бұрын

I finally found a way to best describe this movie, thank you

@serenescenes18 4 жыл бұрын

@@myhitta2960 your music is trash. stop

@daisyviv8385 4 жыл бұрын

Kinda like the fanfiction about Danny and Drew

@ffiggy 4 жыл бұрын

That’s literally what I was thinking lmao I think I had this fantasy in 3rd grade

@shauxuhrwilsongrim 4 жыл бұрын

“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

@xycomaladachbundy1281 4 жыл бұрын

That's so true lol

@tybaltofficial1160 4 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

@lauramari 4 жыл бұрын

Oh lmfao

@Mikayla_5 4 жыл бұрын

I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao

@Mikayla_5 4 жыл бұрын

@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.

@th3y.l0v3.f1nn 6 ай бұрын

i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

@Six_TheOnlyOne 6 ай бұрын

Uh oh 😰

@l0velif3 6 ай бұрын

“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

@Spalfos 4 жыл бұрын

“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

@diordo4109 4 жыл бұрын

My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter

@Joshua-gv4fb 4 жыл бұрын

brainmare 😂😂😂 no

@prodigious818 4 жыл бұрын

Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

@allykayyy2683 4 жыл бұрын

@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass. (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

@themartinezfamily4827 4 жыл бұрын

@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

@freddiemercury1830 4 жыл бұрын

Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*

@freddiemercury1830 4 жыл бұрын

@@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃

@deviplaysv 4 жыл бұрын

🥺

@theaceofhearts7249 4 жыл бұрын

^ You guys are scaring the children I

@bloobmaster739 3 жыл бұрын

Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME

@freddiemercury1830 3 жыл бұрын

@@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL

@Justadude91 11 ай бұрын

6:15 so mermaids literally could’ve helped find the cure for cancer but they just choose to not want to?

@FirlowXD 4 ай бұрын

... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

@lucy_2511 3 жыл бұрын

“i WaNt ThAt GiRl” creepy guy said calmly.

@lucy_2511 3 жыл бұрын

@Treat Channel it’s a joke from the harry potter audio book compared to the film

@lucy_2511 3 жыл бұрын

@Logan O'Hara it’s a joke from the harry potter audio book compared to the film

@emilyisbored2179 3 жыл бұрын

Dumbledore who?

@cowboylikedans 3 жыл бұрын

I'm keeping *MY* pigs

@vicenteaguilar9319 3 жыл бұрын

Did he really act like that?

@PupCake1025 4 жыл бұрын

This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

@kaprisun4624 4 жыл бұрын

@Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@abandonedacc420 4 жыл бұрын

@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

@partymode2174 4 жыл бұрын

Well did you?

@evelyngregg4666 4 жыл бұрын

No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

@sasha-wo4db 4 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

@little_something_ 10 ай бұрын

*man tries to kidnap mermaid girl, INSTANTLY regrets it!*

@Springtrap_goes_to_jail 6 ай бұрын

11:09 rare footage of the crying child

@hairynuts69 3 жыл бұрын

Siren: my body's changing and I can't stop it Me: *puberty*

@lucygacha1327 3 жыл бұрын

yeah Also hi fellow mha fan

@weedmaster-420 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MAL1GNANT 3 жыл бұрын

@@lucygacha1327 silence gacha

@lucygacha1327 3 жыл бұрын

@@MAL1GNANT i deny your request sir

@ruthsevere8128 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao why is this me-

@Emily-im6ke 3 жыл бұрын

Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.” *that’s called puberty, sis*

@seeya3705 3 жыл бұрын

Her: :O ohhhhhh

@freshlybakedsadness9251 3 жыл бұрын

You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?

@lima9212 3 жыл бұрын

@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨

@Emily-im6ke 3 жыл бұрын

Li hä oh god you’re right 😬

@violetchavez8552 3 жыл бұрын

Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .

@lonk8615 7 ай бұрын

bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀

@TanaNanner 2 ай бұрын

This is honestly one of my comfort videos on KZfaq. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

@suzevdh6790 4 жыл бұрын

This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories

@BelleFlower15 4 жыл бұрын

100% I would have written this when I was 14

@kitcat9038 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...

@dragonfruiity 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"

@actualtrash1479 4 жыл бұрын

Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O

@mbunnyj7051 4 жыл бұрын

The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.

@lordctg1091 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Danny: uses British accent to mimic American children

@floswann4545 4 жыл бұрын

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.......but it true tho

@superstar2446 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@nxire8382 4 жыл бұрын

@Rosalyn Taylor i thought you were a lesbian

@jedithekitten8891 4 жыл бұрын

Rosalyn Taylor Holy shit dude I thought you were lesbian

@sophiemae4119 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA YEAH I WAS JUST LIKE WTF

@FinandDandy 4 ай бұрын

21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

@ritapizza821 2 ай бұрын

( my my poo poo )

@Pint-SizedGhostface Ай бұрын

Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds

@pepitocovid-91 Ай бұрын

I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

@Munchkinthetherian Ай бұрын

Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

@siennadarrell Ай бұрын

Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

@stephenharlin 4 жыл бұрын

My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”

@Zenigundam 4 жыл бұрын

Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.

@Dbendikid 4 жыл бұрын

Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass

@crybabylovecats 4 жыл бұрын

@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?

@paigealicious1718 4 жыл бұрын

What about you’re shellfish

@daisyhabert2005 4 жыл бұрын

This movie is like something 10 year old me would write

@vitoriag.r.6334 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I wrote something very similar when I was a kid, but without murder and creepy mens...

@NutpuffTheWolf 4 жыл бұрын

My 9 year old self wrote poorly written comics and everyone in my class loved them Like there's this one scene where the main character and her sidekick were fighting the villian's minions and there was this random hill with some huge Boulder that appeared out of nowhere, IN A BUILDING. Also when the main character and her sidekick is looking for the (same) villian that's hiding in space, and they think he's on Enceladus (a moon of Saturn), just because it had huge geysers and they thought it was cool (yes the villian was on Enceladus lol)

@daisyhabert2005 4 жыл бұрын

Andrea Animates that story sounds Luke my dreams! Anyway, in 3 grade me and my freinds loved to make up stories about us being super hero’s with all these powers and we had a mermaid episode and it was kinda like this haha

@patrickmuse5918 4 жыл бұрын

Offense to 10 years olds

@spiradical5307 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@bobbyjacksmack1003 3 ай бұрын

Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

@ManicMama. Ай бұрын

When she said "you're body is 65% water" I thought she was gonna start controlling him like they do in avatar when they're blood bending lol

@edenreyes292 4 жыл бұрын

Siren: *is named siren* Me: So like the mermaid thingy Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

@KutsugeMindUrmoks 4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@doodlebug_doodles 4 жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction 😂

@whalesharko4465 4 жыл бұрын

I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing

@mari-lm4ox 4 жыл бұрын

Ingrid Moore LOL

@cerisejaxel9636 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”

@jordanclarke2001 4 жыл бұрын

"youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*

@virginiarailfannoah5415 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.

@diordo4109 4 жыл бұрын

I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried.. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p7GDjahkzN_No2w.html

@Ashelybee 9 күн бұрын

Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person

@ThatBoiOnLaythe 9 ай бұрын

Adam: *Gets severely injured* Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*

@nanirox5725 4 жыл бұрын

“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?

@burgerburger7975 4 жыл бұрын

Hunter actually sounds pretty neat, I gotta admit.

@amirue2602 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you cracked the code

@Isabella-bq4ut 4 жыл бұрын

omg there's a hunter in my grade im scared

@torimartinez7918 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 жыл бұрын

THE CONNECTIONS

@themecoptera9258 3 жыл бұрын

“You’re body is 60% water” *proceeds to destroy 100% of his body*

@garf3480 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe she vibrated the blood so hard that is evaporated everything

@MaddieMcFaddie 3 жыл бұрын

@@garf3480 yes logical

@-Rabit- 3 жыл бұрын

@@garf3480 i don't think that's how stuff works but ok-

@garf3480 3 жыл бұрын

@@-Rabit- have you heard of sarcasm

@-Rabit- 3 жыл бұрын

@@garf3480 idk how your reply had anything to do with sarcasm but yes i have

@alexhermosillo813 10 ай бұрын

5:03 for free??

@cooliostarstache5474 9 ай бұрын

💀💀

@jasperjazzie 8 ай бұрын

i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids

@krisdoesart9643 4 жыл бұрын

Danny: second on trending Drew: third on trending wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

@Salma-cf4dj 4 жыл бұрын

Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

@ryanbell3945 4 жыл бұрын

@@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

@dormanricha 4 жыл бұрын

20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

@brettnissen99 4 жыл бұрын

I AM

@iristorres4176 3 жыл бұрын

@stella-qo4cy 3 жыл бұрын

This movie feels like a badly written Wattpad fanfiction.

@lonamagoso6657 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh this right here

@antonialeese9341 3 жыл бұрын

it’s a subplot to the fan fiction about danny and drew

@ignoremelol2576 3 жыл бұрын

@Amethyst Aquarius OMG WOAHHHHHHHHHH

@marmarthewildcatgirl6155 3 жыл бұрын

Except it's *c h i l d f r i e n d l y*

@bukowskifamily7728 3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhhhh that's what I was thinking of

@minimumwagereviews8431 9 ай бұрын

As an asthmatic... I love air

@IAPCG 11 ай бұрын

"They ballin out here" got me laughing as hell💀💀

@s0ur_artz858 3 жыл бұрын

“Are they singing?” “No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”

@calliahrawls4396 3 жыл бұрын

*home depot theme intensifies*

@jaketheaiz0946 3 жыл бұрын

No sweetie there installing windows xp

@pusheenlover7223 3 жыл бұрын

*Empire theme song intensefies too*

@Dgero 3 жыл бұрын

@@calliahrawls4396 It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store

@calliahrawls4396 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dgero yes i love that

@memestealer7984 4 жыл бұрын

Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters

@hope-sj4oj 4 жыл бұрын

Because Plot reasons

@naranciaisbestboi125 4 жыл бұрын

That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.

@hope-sj4oj 4 жыл бұрын

Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-

@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qcCah8an3buroKM.html

@kashmirwillwin3124 4 жыл бұрын

@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.

@aero.4177 7 ай бұрын

i remember watching this movie as a child and being absolutely obsessed it was so bad lmfao 😭

@confusedearthling 9 ай бұрын

this is such a great commentary youtube video. such a popular one at that too. love the content mr. Danny Gonzalez! 😂

@alixxandrethegreat 3 жыл бұрын

opposite of the movie: skin: humans are real

@andrewhook545 3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@oscarwilde3670 3 жыл бұрын

Or Skin: Humans Are Fake

@YceSzmiff 3 жыл бұрын

Feathers: Birds are real

@weedmaster-420 3 жыл бұрын

Fur: dogs are fake

@amayah4598 3 жыл бұрын

Warm: Global Warming is real

@icypopsicle9082 2 жыл бұрын

“So mermaids are very reluctant to heal people, but they’ll kill anyone at a moment’s notice” So they *are* sirens-

@somnodaur8064 2 жыл бұрын

you’re onto something

@bluecalibrifont1401 2 жыл бұрын

Dayum that makes more sense than the entire plot of the movie

@amalnation4021 2 жыл бұрын

No there’s a few mermaids that are healers and others are sirens and siren is a siren

@song-feather1623 2 жыл бұрын

Help why did I think of an ambulance-

@ronorchid793 2 жыл бұрын

I love the profile pic

@CentreMetre 8 ай бұрын

The 'you gotta teach me that' girl must be a 'pure breed' as well, since at the start one of the women said moving water is a power of pure breeds exclusively (paraphrased)

@emissne5068 2 ай бұрын

this is my favorite Danny Gonzales movie review video

@BaeCat872 4 жыл бұрын

The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

@elsethompson1957 4 жыл бұрын

Many shessss a mermaid

@jungkooksthighs9936 4 жыл бұрын

It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

@it4065 4 жыл бұрын

@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

@ccclr 4 жыл бұрын

I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

@zeddy2284 4 жыл бұрын

this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

@haiiiix3 4 жыл бұрын

WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS

@mlxluvs 4 жыл бұрын

LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true

@cooledicecubes2805 4 жыл бұрын

Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T

@haiiiix3 4 жыл бұрын

Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now

@bandzinyojaw 4 жыл бұрын

I love ur name

@haiiiix3 4 жыл бұрын

Xeroinfather_999 thank u

@ashleydevore5514 6 ай бұрын

You got me dying 😂😂😂 Danny, I am so happy I ran across you. Life has just gotten a bit brighter with your comedy. I love it.

@sqolk 2 ай бұрын

I remember a movie about mermaids, where there were 2 girls that eventually at night came across a mermaid in a pool. Idk the name, but it was good. Also a story about a group of friends each owning a chicken in a caravan, which ends with a fox killing some of the chickens at night and the group falls apart. It was sad cuznthe girls really loved the chickens

@tiffanyc2 Жыл бұрын

Turns out Siren was the best name for her all along. That's foreshadowing on her being a ruthless killer.

@pipama3223 11 ай бұрын

True,true Very true

@AJTONYX 11 ай бұрын

@rabbitz4542 10 ай бұрын

Wait why?

@kinoko_draws2055 10 ай бұрын

@@rabbitz4542sirens in mythology are mermaid like creatures that lure sailors by singing into rocks which leads their boats sinking, killing them. So basically “wow a hot mermaid she sounds so nice” *dies*

@user-eg4xr9mq8x 10 ай бұрын

@@kinoko_draws2055 their actually more commonly related to bird like creatures