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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

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@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy the video!! Let me know what else you want to see 🥰 appreciate you!
@rishvify
@rishvify 2 жыл бұрын
I used those pickup lines on my gf Now she's my sister 💀🤣 (Edit: I love you soo much kris♥️)
@hellodarkness7305
@hellodarkness7305 2 жыл бұрын
@@rishvify Ayo what
@plssubscribe4811
@plssubscribe4811 2 жыл бұрын
Love u Kris 💖😚😘
@simrandhaliwal2105
@simrandhaliwal2105 2 жыл бұрын
Plz plz do a scary storytelling video
@lelenias__weird__anime__ch7036
@lelenias__weird__anime__ch7036 2 жыл бұрын
@@rishvify SAME
@mysticalpanda683
@mysticalpanda683 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the only person who can make creepy compliments funny lol.
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍🏻
@L3xi_R0s3
@L3xi_R0s3 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris HI IM A HUGE FAN PLS SAY HI PLSSSS YOU HAVE NEVER SAID HI OR REPLYED TO MY COMMENT BEFORE PLEASEEE AHHHHHHHH
@ryan-ge1os
@ryan-ge1os 2 жыл бұрын
@@L3xi_R0s3 bruh
@someonesurviving
@someonesurviving 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@InsertCreativeusername_
@InsertCreativeusername_ 2 жыл бұрын
What's up with all these bots?
@candicemorrison9470
@candicemorrison9470 2 жыл бұрын
"How do you stay so positive?" ...Well, I start my day with a video from Kris who tosses out a compliment and then makes me laugh with some amazing content I didn't know I even needed 🥰
@vent_here_lovely
@vent_here_lovely 2 жыл бұрын
@@gitasumarni1760 Spammer
@dove9880
@dove9880 2 жыл бұрын
Haha so true !!
@Niamh_McL
@Niamh_McL 2 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees jellyfish* Thinks: “ThIs CoUld Be A sErIoUs ThReAt To OuR mIsSiOn!” “HE’S JUST A BABY! HIIIIII BAAABBBYYY” TikTok sound
@Lokear
@Lokear Жыл бұрын
I was a positive person before, but *now*...
@Forest_thecat.
@Forest_thecat. 6 ай бұрын
Fr kris is amazing
@gordoncarver4832
@gordoncarver4832 Жыл бұрын
Kris: As you can tell I am a fan of dragons. Also Kris: *Beating Pete up every chance she has*
@noahiscool6323
@noahiscool6323 Жыл бұрын
6:05 that scream got me rolling xD also i love how Kris compliments us every day 😊
@jitterlemon
@jitterlemon Жыл бұрын
Me that knew that video for like some years rn 😂
@stephanielove1907
@stephanielove1907 Жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣
@tiktokmostwatched
@tiktokmostwatched 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the intro tho 🤣🤣🤣 loved it 🤣❤
@aqsarumman8761
@aqsarumman8761 2 жыл бұрын
Omg haha
@AutisTECH96
@AutisTECH96 2 жыл бұрын
Same here, hahaha, that was just TOO funny!!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
@ryleeb4263
@ryleeb4263 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@catkittenz
@catkittenz 2 жыл бұрын
I don't live on Mars, i live on *URANUS*
@AutisTECH96
@AutisTECH96 2 жыл бұрын
@@catkittenz Hahahaaaaaaaaa, that's just TOO funny!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
@lehammsamm
@lehammsamm 2 жыл бұрын
Kris never fails to put a smile on my face.
@Sl1f3rDrag0n
@Sl1f3rDrag0n Жыл бұрын
As a planetary scientist, those space themed pick up lines were amazing
@yeslyecharles6245
@yeslyecharles6245 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for complementing us every videos Kris!!! I was suicidal a few weeks ago then I saw your videos and I thought you were just so sweet and just so kind! A few days ago I was planning to end it that night when no one would care but I watched one of your videos and you saved my life Kris! I still am struggling but you make my day every time you post and just thank you again for being awesome
@TacoDestiny_
@TacoDestiny_ Жыл бұрын
Don’t commit suicide. People will care. And you have so much to look forward to… And if you do end it. You won’t go to heaven… Sending you hope and love.❤
@meadowgrace
@meadowgrace Жыл бұрын
Your life is precious, don't throw that away. I don't know you but I love you, and if you were to die I assure you many people would care. Your life is worth living, you are worthy. Keep living and go after your dreams! God bless you, you got this! ❤
@koreeburgess1502
@koreeburgess1502 Жыл бұрын
listen, i understnad. the comment saying your life is precious might not help, but im so sorry and i want you to know that someone around loves you if you think. ❤
@HiHi-gv8zv
@HiHi-gv8zv 6 ай бұрын
Remember, suicide causes suicide.
@user-zw4us7pe9d
@user-zw4us7pe9d 5 ай бұрын
dontt watch attack on titan... but i care and you are loved by me and always will be🍟
@BrutusMaximusAurelius
@BrutusMaximusAurelius 2 жыл бұрын
8:59 I absolutely lost it at this bit. The way she reacted was just so hilarious.
@Crow_crossbow
@Crow_crossbow 2 жыл бұрын
Poor minx
@cetaequine
@cetaequine 2 жыл бұрын
@@Crow_crossbow mhm
@lukecolombo9995
@lukecolombo9995 2 жыл бұрын
Currently suffering severe sunburns and my whole weekend has involved lying in bed watching KallmeKris cheer me the f**k up. Greatest human I have had the privilege to watch on KZfaq. Sending love from Land Down Under!! And much like you provide to us viewers, here is a compliment 😜 "Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!"
@mollyomoo
@mollyomoo 2 жыл бұрын
I feel you- I have a really bad cold rn
@MidnightShadowIsaWeirdo
@MidnightShadowIsaWeirdo 11 күн бұрын
The beginning ma’am please take 6 feet away from me 😭😭😂😂
@someonesurviving
@someonesurviving 2 жыл бұрын
Kris saying pick-up lines while wearing an astronaut helmet...was just the best thing ever. Thanks kris for making us all laugh
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate you ❤️
@-Th3_Mo0n-
@-Th3_Mo0n- 2 жыл бұрын
LoL yeah thanks!
@tillyblack7590
@tillyblack7590 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris love u !
@GH0ST_8yearsago
@GH0ST_8yearsago 2 жыл бұрын
4:58 huskies are just incredibly dramatic 🤣🤣🤣💔
@destineelavigne
@destineelavigne Жыл бұрын
0:52 I can’t believe how far Dylan has become, I’m so proud of her!
@kailee_c
@kailee_c Жыл бұрын
You’re done
@catman2261
@catman2261 Жыл бұрын
*him.
@cloudysakura
@cloudysakura Жыл бұрын
​@@catman2261 her*
@booksbylula
@booksbylula Жыл бұрын
@@catman2261 her. Dylan is a woman.
@catman2261
@catman2261 Жыл бұрын
@@booksbylula in the words of Austin Powers, "it's a man, baby!"
@user-nt5zc4vv1q
@user-nt5zc4vv1q Ай бұрын
Hearing you call a kookaburra a big rodent just made my day 🤣
@Gh0stStarz_
@Gh0stStarz_ 2 жыл бұрын
I’m dying over the fact that it was minx who sprayed herself with whiteclaw in the eye but also so many of these have cracked me up Lmfao I love Kris’s videos she makes it so much funnier lol
@kei8995
@kei8995 2 жыл бұрын
So true 😂
@lils9444
@lils9444 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dailyaut1stm
@dailyaut1stm 2 жыл бұрын
I was there for that stream lmfao
@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot
@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot 2 жыл бұрын
Rip minx lol
@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot
@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot 2 жыл бұрын
@@dailyaut1stm same
@ALemonGremlin
@ALemonGremlin 2 жыл бұрын
I have a trampoline horror story: When I was 4, the teens from the neighborhood told me to lay down and they ALL started jumping as hard as they could. I got up REALLY high, and somehow ended up falling off and landing on my arm, or my arm slapped the metal, I can't remember exactly. All I remember after that was seeing flashes of white, passing out from the pain but not being able to cry (it did knock the wind out of me, I remember I couldn't breath), and waking up to being told my elbow broke. No longer left handed I am now right handed, my elbow still hurts if I stretch it too fast, and I'm extremely scared of heights. Still love trampolines but I am always too scared to jump higher than I can actually jump, which is just sad. Don't super jump kids on trampolines, please.
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad your still with us.
@a_blooming_moon
@a_blooming_moon 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing that wasn’t your neck! I’m gonna fear my trampoline till the day I die now, I’m most likely die on a trampoline but still
@slayislaa
@slayislaa 2 жыл бұрын
I broke my elbow when I was 3 as well🤕🥲 Hope ur okay
@riley5531
@riley5531 Жыл бұрын
Oml am so sorry good thing your ok I just think about it and how much it hurt
@ahmedrima3338
@ahmedrima3338 Жыл бұрын
I've never broke a bone in my life-
@cabman86
@cabman86 9 ай бұрын
Every time the ketchup farts for me I look around and apologize.
@samanthacregan8496
@samanthacregan8496 Жыл бұрын
As an Australian representative I just wanna say that I hysterically started laughing when she said "a kookaburra, aren't those the giant rodents..." 😂😂😂
@99problemsbutbeingstr8_isntone
@99problemsbutbeingstr8_isntone Жыл бұрын
Being Australian just made it funnier
@cassidythecat
@cassidythecat 9 ай бұрын
I remember watching a documentary where someone said capybaras are water hamsters
@elisabethenglisch3835
@elisabethenglisch3835 2 жыл бұрын
Kris taking herself less serious with each opening and dying a little inside herself is the perfect opening!
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@BildadtheShuite
@BildadtheShuite 2 жыл бұрын
Let me just.... 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 ... get those bots away lol.
@gracie9291
@gracie9291 2 жыл бұрын
Kris's description of Canada at 7:53 is so *spot on* and I love it... although i would usually offer someone timbits instead of a double double 🍁
@mydoggylives
@mydoggylives 4 ай бұрын
The singing husky and the piano cat were the MVPs here! I was crying laughing! 🤣🤣
@Queenofcrochet13
@Queenofcrochet13 2 ай бұрын
I love how you beat up Pete when ever you get the chance 😂😂😂
@stephanievanderboom7145
@stephanievanderboom7145 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched the full video yet and I already know it's going to be amazing for 2 reasons: 1. Kris's videos are always amazing 2. I'm already wheezing at "take my bread, take it"
@crazymoi7758
@crazymoi7758 2 жыл бұрын
"What are kookaburras? Are they those big rats? Those big rodents?" Me as an Australian dying in the corner laughing😂
@pyramidIand
@pyramidIand 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Australian?
@scarletmacapaca4493
@scarletmacapaca4493 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Pneumaticguy2287
@Pneumaticguy2287 2 жыл бұрын
Im australian and i thought everyone knew what kookaburras were ;-;
@crazymoi7758
@crazymoi7758 2 жыл бұрын
@@pyramidIand oopsies yes!! ahaha
@Pneumaticguy2287
@Pneumaticguy2287 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@amytenney2957
@amytenney2957 Жыл бұрын
5:06 Some graceful singing from a beautiful fluffy dog.
@SweetPotato430
@SweetPotato430 Жыл бұрын
"we're going to watch people die inside. I can relate to that and most people can." You are very right.
@muhammedirfans4412
@muhammedirfans4412 2 жыл бұрын
10:17 that reaction Kris is always top at enacting moments 😂❤️
@muhammedirfans4412
@muhammedirfans4412 2 жыл бұрын
Its like Gus fring from BRBD before bombing 😂
@trgdbfn8206
@trgdbfn8206 2 жыл бұрын
Kris literally makes my day with how funny she is and she’s so genuine about things! thank you kris :)
@OliverIsCrying
@OliverIsCrying 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bnb7094
@bnb7094 2 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail jebaited tho
@beans5157
@beans5157 Жыл бұрын
Me and my family have been sick for a while and it’s just making my day that I can sit down and laugh with Kris.
@klaizloveswoofs
@klaizloveswoofs 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she put a whole astronaut helmet on just for that I bet she didn’t even buy it for that she probably already had it stashed away somewhere😂
@thee_oneonlyheaven
@thee_oneonlyheaven 2 жыл бұрын
Fr😂
@momba4914
@momba4914 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@hackster_1726
@hackster_1726 Жыл бұрын
200000000000000%
@hackster_1726
@hackster_1726 Жыл бұрын
@it's your girl kinsie 😂😂😂
@karaokegirl9194
@karaokegirl9194 Жыл бұрын
Worlds worst Halloween costume but worlds greatest flirting technique
@lydia.4
@lydia.4 6 ай бұрын
"hey did you feel that strong gravitational pull? of my bed." I love you kris
@ReEhEeHeE_Onceler
@ReEhEeHeE_Onceler 10 ай бұрын
Husky: *sirenhead* Kris: "nice note!"
@kookiez709
@kookiez709 Жыл бұрын
OMG talking about Canadians when passing each other. So I'm from Las Vegas (some of the meanest people in existence I'm sure) and I drove to Canada to visit a friend. Legit I accidentally bumped into someone and we had a ten minute conversation about how beautiful the weather was that day. Canadians are the nicest people I've ever met.
@bobbu3250
@bobbu3250 2 жыл бұрын
8:53 is justaminx playing with a cosplay prop, it wasn't sharp so that's why she stabbed her white claw with it
@Grilledcheese813
@Grilledcheese813 2 жыл бұрын
5:28 :getting bored and mocking someone’s fake sneeze 😂
@chad2470
@chad2470 Жыл бұрын
His laugh sounded like an engine starting up. LOL! That was f-ing great.
@Ari_TheOneAndOnly
@Ari_TheOneAndOnly Жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how kris makes us laugh and smile, Like I have bad mental health and when I’m depressed or overwhelmed I just watch her vids and she makes me laugh and smile Thank you kris we all love you and keep up the good work ❤️
@snowisyummy8685
@snowisyummy8685 2 жыл бұрын
11:55 I'm not a hot mess, I'm just a mess lmao
@Tuamamma104
@Tuamamma104 2 жыл бұрын
7:48 kris, In Italy they directly punch you in the face
@Ami_E_Bowen
@Ami_E_Bowen 6 ай бұрын
When I was a teenager I had a siamese cat that would sit on the edge of the bathtub when I took my bath in the mornings before school and one morning she tried to do the same thing but she was very pregnant and she fell straight into the water. She ended up having her kittens that afternoon. Which was also my 16th birthday. So I came home to kittens for my birthday. (We got her spayed a few months later after finding homes for the kittens. We kept two and they were part of the family for 13 years). I will never forget Misty sitting on the edge of the tub every morning and she'd also try to sit on my lap while I was going to the bathroom. She was a very clingy cat. :)
@alisonwinship
@alisonwinship Жыл бұрын
That Kooka knew exactly what it was doing... One of the most memorable times going camping as a kid was when a Kookaburra stole a sausage right off the campfire hotplate. They are beautiful but don't trust them near your appendages hahaha.
@Euniceeee424
@Euniceeee424 2 жыл бұрын
2:55 Just remember what nona said : "Dont trust anyone with a moustache!!" 😂
@reagan7116
@reagan7116 2 жыл бұрын
i could probably watch her without audio, but she would still crack me like an egg. her face is the absolute cutest and most expressive face ever . love u kris 💗💓💞
@user-on1sf6wc4i
@user-on1sf6wc4i Ай бұрын
Kris has the best rizz 😭😂
@AbsoChuuChuu
@AbsoChuuChuu 9 ай бұрын
Bro I got a prodigy ad during this and it said like "are you ready to start your adventure?" *I accidentally drop my phone* "I'll take that as a yes"
@timothycarlstead3664
@timothycarlstead3664 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that she used pickup lines was the greatest thing ever. It really made me smile.
@immorta1gamer157
@immorta1gamer157 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the only one who can make weird compliments and still make me smile
@yaniboy93
@yaniboy93 Жыл бұрын
I don't know what's funnier, an ad break cutting you off at "and my next mission is to explore your-" *Ad break* or coming out of the break to hear you finish off with Uranus xD
@-coffee_creamer-5327
@-coffee_creamer-5327 Жыл бұрын
I was caught completely off guard when I got showered with complements at the beginning, I love your vids!
@lucifer_fire
@lucifer_fire 2 жыл бұрын
10:55 it didnt break it shattered
@Arctixs_Drag0ns
@Arctixs_Drag0ns 8 ай бұрын
My sister be like😂
@sarahbeecher8339
@sarahbeecher8339 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going through some tough stuff, but Kris never fails to make me laugh. Thanks Kris :)
@masoncormier4177
@masoncormier4177 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you get through whatever it is that's happening
@gokairedwillcipher
@gokairedwillcipher 11 ай бұрын
The flirting with the astronaut helmet XD never change Kris XD dkfbbrbt
@Aaliyahcarsoniscool
@Aaliyahcarsoniscool Жыл бұрын
Not kris using the best pick up lines
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris for the mirth boost in my day! You're someone who would pull with every one of those cheesy pick-up lines, no doubt at all! I too worry about the people in these clips, I feel the Leslie Nielsen facepalm clip would be fit these to a tee! Kris are so relatable, adorable, hilarious and gorgeous that I can't stop watching her videos, she's an absolutely amazing woman! Take care, stay safe and embrace the hot mess that you are as that's just a part of what makes you you!
@hellohellohellohello651
@hellohellohellohello651 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Kris is the only KZfaqr who constantly compliments us makes her special ♥️♥️♥️
@annaYnation2554
@annaYnation2554 Жыл бұрын
Adrien Agreste o.o
@applepie8291
@applepie8291 Жыл бұрын
She’s just a friend
@annaYnation2554
@annaYnation2554 Жыл бұрын
@@applepie8291 Duhh marinette is JuSt A fRiEND
@hellohellohellohello651
@hellohellohellohello651 Жыл бұрын
@@annaYnation2554 yea duh what else is she
@kathrynhicks330
@kathrynhicks330 Жыл бұрын
no Marinette's just a FRIEND that likes fashion.
@WhisperingWempe
@WhisperingWempe 10 ай бұрын
0:09 this is so why i love her videos😅😅😅
@BobJohn-qs3cz
@BobJohn-qs3cz Ай бұрын
Kris: You can can call me Kris Me: How about I call you tonight
@MolssMolss
@MolssMolss 2 жыл бұрын
My fav was this one 😂🤣 6:00 I DIED ITS SO FUNNY 😂 Also your jellyfish light is cool lol❤️
@mxsbl
@mxsbl 2 жыл бұрын
12:16 honestly, my cat isn’t afraid of water, neither cucumbers 💀
@_Devil.Nyx_
@_Devil.Nyx_ 11 ай бұрын
11:04 they are only in Australia and they are loud A.K.A. a laughing jackass in the woods
@Cici-id1sl
@Cici-id1sl Жыл бұрын
@ 8:20 still laughin to ”jäätä, joulupukki tuli, se on jäätä” 😂 he is speaking finnish, and it means ”ice, santa claus came, it is ice”
@piripipopircalita
@piripipopircalita 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “Hey do you live on mars cause you’re out of this world.” This will forever be my pick-up line
@WillowTree1122
@WillowTree1122 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, I don’t know why you always undermine yourself. Look at how good you are doing on line. I don’t like seeing you say bad things about yourself, it makes me sad.
@WarriorCatsEdits_WCUE
@WarriorCatsEdits_WCUE Жыл бұрын
Kris: As you can see, I am a fan of dragons." *gestures to the chair* Pete in the background: But I'm a dragon too... 😓
@linkin0983
@linkin0983 Жыл бұрын
The guy making monkey noises and the rest of the people doing it after was the funniest 😂
@kinda_cold_in_the_closet
@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 2 жыл бұрын
3:52 It seems like you hit your solar plexus. It's located right underneath where your ribcages meet, and it's part of the diaphragm. It stuns you for a few seconds as well as knocks out your breath. It increases pressure inside your abdomen, so hitting it is hitting a pressure point, and the pain you feel from the impact is the pressure being released. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk lol
@umbreonattack
@umbreonattack 2 жыл бұрын
SOIENCE BIOTCH ( I love everything biology i shall one day randomly shout this knowledge to my friends thank you)
@Raineismeee
@Raineismeee 2 жыл бұрын
2:25 THEY ARE LIVING MY DREAM LIFE
@kai1765
@kai1765 Жыл бұрын
“We are watching people dIE… inside” I loved the way you said that haha I thought I was going to be a different video for a second there
@user-wc7vr5rh6k
@user-wc7vr5rh6k 9 ай бұрын
How can a person be so funny I freaking love you
@tinytiny7044
@tinytiny7044 2 жыл бұрын
Where I used to live, there was this wildlife resort, where a bunch of elk, deer, and a lot of other animals including bison just roamed around freely like that. There was a Gravel road leading through the park that you could drive on to see all of the animals if you were lucky. Yes, yes - I am aware of how unsafe this sounds - and yeah it was 🥲 but it was really fun and cool. It was pretty scary, when a herd of 20 bison surrounded your car, but at least now I can say that I have pet a wild bison.
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 жыл бұрын
Jeezes lol. I remember going to a wildlife park in Tasmania (the little southern island state below Australia) when I was around 13? After walking around feeding Wallabies I decided to go into the feeding area where they had a couple of sheep, ponies and geese. It was their little farm area for kids. I was 13. I just started highschool. My parents were just roaming around..I think one sat down for a break... I mean I used to have kangaroos roaming wild in my back yard. I lived right near the bush. My relatives had huge properties with a couple of farms that I used to visit and help out.. Coz that's what you did when you visited lol Anyhow I started Giving the feed to the sheep, and goats but they were getting pretty demanding. Then the ponies and geese got wind of the food. Of course I was the only one there... It was the most tame area... It was just something to pass the time. And my parents watched from outside a 13 year old kid yelling, running across the field to get outside the pen.... With bloody really persistent sheep, goats and ponies chasing me down for the food lol. To be fair I tried to hold my own, but... I've always been pretty short... And when you have 2 sheep getting on their hind legs and pushing at you with their front hoofs... And then a pony butting it's head to you where they have almost successfully pushed you over onto the ground. Yeah. I wasn't getting trampled lol. I high tailed it out of there! I am not sure if there were staff near by at the time... I just remember being the only one in there. But I like to imagine that someone was on their break in one of the near by buildings just laughing their arses off as a teenage girl just runs away cursing as the farm animals ran after me.... Lol They were either really demanding little bastards... or they were really, really hungry. -_-
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot imagine having done that with Bison though lol. They would have trampled me. But maybe it's different being in the car lol
@tinytiny7044
@tinytiny7044 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kewlausgirl hehe yeah
@MG-Raiden
@MG-Raiden 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kewlausgirl I’ve never seen someone mix Jesus with jeez to create jeezes.
@jellynataleye9876
@jellynataleye9876 2 жыл бұрын
I'm struggling so much with school and friend/family problems rn and Kris never fails to make me laugh and make me forget about it :)
@R3D_ST4R.robloxedits
@R3D_ST4R.robloxedits Жыл бұрын
Kris: “This is what I spend my money on.” Me: “ME TOO!”
@bex6413
@bex6413 7 ай бұрын
"Jäätä, joulupukki tuli" is Finnish and it means "ice, Santa Claus came" and as a Finnish person i can say that FINLAND MENTIONED!
@drmujtabashaikh8
@drmujtabashaikh8 2 жыл бұрын
We can all agree that Kris never disappoints us with his her content
@storm1229
@storm1229 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Corpse67
@Corpse67 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. We can agreeee >:D
@asterpastel2.09
@asterpastel2.09 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Golden3_
@Golden3_ 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Yay😂❤️
@Linsanity-nx9pe
@Linsanity-nx9pe 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel completely drained and over stimulated by everything. So I go to ur channel and just feel the positive vibes. Thank you for all ur work and for making so many of us smile
@maggiemae3097
@maggiemae3097 Жыл бұрын
Oml I can't. Your laughing is SO CONTAGIOUS
@user-gz1lz2hd9p
@user-gz1lz2hd9p Ай бұрын
Listen to Nona, DONT TRUST ANYONE WITH A MUSTACHE
@maelpsng
@maelpsng 2 жыл бұрын
0:16 idc what u feel gravity or not, if it's u it's already a *YES*
@tylerblack3962
@tylerblack3962 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she had a ton of astronaut jokes lined up to go with her new helmet
@Averysommer
@Averysommer 11 ай бұрын
Mac Donald’s fry’s are for real chefs kiss 🤌❤😍
@kenzdrawsstuff
@kenzdrawsstuff 10 ай бұрын
The guy with the mustache looks like he’s planning to steal a bunch of rings from a hedgehog
@Scout_is_not_here
@Scout_is_not_here 2 жыл бұрын
“What is in that watermelon?!?!” Got me crying laughing 😂
@kennethknight6953
@kennethknight6953 Жыл бұрын
Nutella
@snolarrr5356
@snolarrr5356 2 жыл бұрын
9:32 accracy 100%
@beardiedragling9803
@beardiedragling9803 Жыл бұрын
No one: Kris, 20 seconds into the video: "Today we will watch people die."
@thelastbraincell2838
@thelastbraincell2838 Жыл бұрын
4:59 that husky is the epitome of my thought process on a daily basis.
@felixiselsa
@felixiselsa 2 жыл бұрын
5:37 it’s the scream near the end for me LMAOOO
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 жыл бұрын
When I was 10 I went on a school trip and stayed at a clear saltwater lake (right near a beach where it got the ocean water from), on the East Australian coast. Anyhow one of the girls was walking along the dirt path in between the cabins, happily chatting and eating chips (we were having fish n chips, so hot chips, not crisps). I remember just watching as she was happily blabbering away about something, waving the chips around as she ate. Just as she was putting the chip in her mouth, a kookaburra flew down out of nowhere and snatched the chip away, just as she was putting it into her mouth. She screamed so loudly, freaking out coz the bird had been right in her face for a split second. I was hysterics. It was the most funniest thing I'd ever seen. It was great! I still think back to that moment as the best kookaburra stealing your food moment to this day. I mean... In Australia we have all had those bastards steal your food. You gotta learn to keep an eye out for those crafty things. Not the we hate kookaburras.. They are awesome. But they can be so frikin clever and so cunning. Buuuuut argh. Everyone always mentions the snakes and spiders (we rarely see snakes.. and spiders run away from you... They aren't aggressive at all) But no one ever mentions these birds that will steal food from you regardless if you were in the way or not lol. 🤣 That kookaburra pecking at the finger was great. I just knew it was coming too. Haha.
@kennyboiuwu8897
@kennyboiuwu8897 Жыл бұрын
i had a really bad day at school today and when i watch her videos, she’s always like “ u look amazing today” or something, this just makes me feel better, we all love u chris ❤❤❤
@birdandcatlover5597
@birdandcatlover5597 Жыл бұрын
as a cat owner, lemme just say that seeing the piano cat in person would make you suffocate with laughter. almost literally. my cats can make me laugh so hard i stop making sound. a common comment around here is "Graceful [insert cat name]" or "klutz" while laughing at a cat that nearly fell of a cabinet for no reason (yes. Gidget nearly fell of a 4 foot cabinet into the wifi motem for ZERO reason except that she decided to tightrope on the edge)
@sweetea742
@sweetea742 2 жыл бұрын
6:07 try to tip the table over and make the glass fall out or y’know, just break it
@d4flol623
@d4flol623 2 жыл бұрын
I love how kris sometimes says some weird but funny compliments at the beginning of the video it just makes my day.
@halolover3167
@halolover3167 Жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked with that sneeze clip! 😂
@strawb3rries.
@strawb3rries. Жыл бұрын
as a New Yorker, I can confirm, we get VERY angry when someone bumps into us.
@Morales_TheLabRat
@Morales_TheLabRat 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the only person who can pull off the weirdest compliments.😊
@aurumisgreat
@aurumisgreat 2 жыл бұрын
You're thinking of a capybara 11:16 Edit: Oops. I just now played the video and realized that you figured it out. lol
@riiq9387
@riiq9387 Жыл бұрын
When you're a Finnish and you realize that this person is talking finnish 8:20 😂
@Lightfury402_offical
@Lightfury402_offical Жыл бұрын
the screaming husky is my brother when ever he spots a singel molicule of a carot in his food
@amandariso3021
@amandariso3021 2 жыл бұрын
5:54 the best one so far
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