The ULTIMATE Elden Ring Location Tier List
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Күн бұрынIn this Elden Ring video, all of the locations are ranked in a tier list. Hopefully through this methodology, we can conclusively arrive at the best and worst locations of Elden Ring. It also includes a bit of lore related to the characters and stories of Elden Ring.
00:00 Intro
00:22 Nokron and Nokstella
01:54 Siofra River
02:40 Mohgwyn Palace
04:05 Liurnia
04:55 Miquella's Haligtree
05:46 Caelid
07:26 Deeproot Depths
08:17 Volcano Manor
10:12 Mountaintops of the Giants
10:53 Lake of Rot
12:50 Subterranean Shunning Grounds
14:32 Dragonbarrow
14:42 Altus Plateau
16:25 Carian Study Hall
17:19 Crumbling Farum Azula
18:59 Mt Gelmir
20:08 Leyndell
21:37 Forbidden Lands
22:40 Caria Manor
23:44 Raya Lucaria Academy
25:07 Stormveil Castle
26:34 Limgrave
28:41 Weeping Peninsula
28:54 Summary
29:15 Ainsel River
@DarkTark 2 жыл бұрын
My name is Miyazaki, Elden of Rings; Walk through my Swamps, ye Low of Vigor, and despair!
@PloKloon 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@DjangoUnSkilled 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos for the monotone voice! It really elevates the experience you know...
@c1deon363 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I heard ROR2 ost
@jacobevjene4664 Жыл бұрын
My favorite area has to be broken football stadium of ohio (crumbling farum Azula)
@devinarmstrong7857 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your content, thanks for the laughs stranger 🪙
@sinner2133 2 жыл бұрын
Man, my favorite location definitely has to be Downtown New York. Really captures the depressing essence of the entire game!
@shantanurathore6946 2 жыл бұрын
@commentgod
@Miguel-ci1dz 2 жыл бұрын
“Depressing essence”💀😂
@NoNameBagu 2 жыл бұрын
Real life New York City? In the Real life New York State?
@_faultee_ 2 жыл бұрын
NYC? More like Ohio or insert generic boring poor methhead fly over state here.
@rudydaberry122 2 жыл бұрын
@@NoNameBagu yes it’s a hell hole
@thebigsucc030 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never divorced but my parents did and that was totally crumbling farum Azula, because it was crumbling like my parent’s love for each other
@syd9334 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@IeatBricks69 2 жыл бұрын
It's in the lore
@JEREMAIAHJONES 2 жыл бұрын
@@IeatBricks69 it is
@thesexyshark1646 2 жыл бұрын
Bravo Miyazaki
@corruptedmilk2481 2 жыл бұрын
funny, my parents relationship Altus Plateaued
@dalleme5656 2 жыл бұрын
Caelid is a masterwork of setting design, it simultaneously looks uncomfortably moist and uncomfortably dry.
@kylejohnson3889 Жыл бұрын
Aaah what every girl I’ve been with either said one or the other
@senseiaf3755 Жыл бұрын
just like me
@flatpepsi Жыл бұрын
ok
@deadfurydbf9647 Жыл бұрын
@@kylejohnson3889 what
@kylejohnson3889 Жыл бұрын
@@deadfurydbf9647 my attempt at humor failed. Didn’t think that through
@jacobeaton4042 2 жыл бұрын
“Where the girls get a my little pony, and the boys get a spark plug” had me dying and it was in the first minute
@krisfedele 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just saw that part and it made me cackle loudly
@sydposting 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent tier rankings, my dude. Fun trivia: Limgrave's name isn't just about limbs! It's also based from the word "liminal" which means "at the beginning" or "the threshold of an entrance." It's the starting area of your journey, and also where you will die, again and again. That's canon, it's in the lore.
@rosameltrozo5889 2 жыл бұрын
"That's canon, it's in the lore." I love that phrase
@Nonam1400 2 жыл бұрын
"Limn" can also mean "suffused or ringed in light" which I think fits too - limgrave is definitely a graveyard suffused with light
@_faultee_ 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure its about both liminal and limbs
@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 2 жыл бұрын
Its also where we get the mythical fade to black bang Melina cutscene
@mannypardoacedetective856 2 жыл бұрын
Or just limbo
@sharkattack153 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say my divorce really reminded me of Limgrave. With my life initially being trapped underground at the hands of my wife, and then all the possibilities of the world opening up to me once I opened the doors of the divorce attorney's office. Varre is especially reminiscent of the attitudes that society holds over divorcees. While the tree sentinel hits like you hard and persistently like alimony. But also like alimony can be totally avoided. Truly one of the locations of all time.
@Picmanreborn 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly as someone who went through it as a child at the age of 11.... Limgrave is actually perfect. Your parents try to hide it from you so you're in this council room with like 12 other kids getting rice Krispy treats and feeling pretty good... Then varre walks in and goes "unfortunately for you, you are fatherless" and you realize why no one's parents are in the room with you
@rapthewrapper5467 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like fun. Can't wait to get divorced
@mr._otis9840 Жыл бұрын
I can hear Tark's voice
@fujitafunk Жыл бұрын
This is pretty accurate as someone who has actually gone through a divorce as an adult. Luckily alimony was not a thing since there weren’t kids involved, but it does start off feeling like you’re underground and then you move forward and the world suddenly opens up again.
@GenghisGunt 2 ай бұрын
Based
@billj.8690 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Crumbling Blue Cheese Gorgonzola was aesthetically beautiful, but it was directionally confusing at times.
@mallow2902 2 жыл бұрын
My divorce was like the consecrated snow field because it never happened, just like ranking the consecrated snow field didn't happen in this video.
@IronSoulElf 2 жыл бұрын
it's so bad, it's off the charts xD
@vogunBurgundy 2 жыл бұрын
It would probably be rated C, for Consecrated.
@anhvu9618 Жыл бұрын
Nah it's D for Divorce
@AndroidNoir-L06k Жыл бұрын
This is cannon, its in the lore.
@ChrrolloDI Жыл бұрын
I agree, I don't know what a divorce is so this video definitely did not enter my membrane.
@Malthe1111 2 жыл бұрын
As someone that lives in copenhagen. Elden rings depection is scarily accurate
@user-gq8ht4nw7i Жыл бұрын
Can you explain why seethewater is Copenhagen pls, I’ve only been there once and I don’t understand
@ohamatchhams Жыл бұрын
@@user-gq8ht4nw7i It's a reference to "cope and seethe" meme that recent zoomer gen that's too coward to use offensive slurs so they're like starting class in sorcerer class in Dark Souls 1 you really should laugh at them for being bad at stats distributions a dark tark reference I hate him he really keeps getting closer to me darcc tarcc yes
@user-gq8ht4nw7i Жыл бұрын
@@ohamatchhams I feel dumb for not realizing that
@mintegral1719 2 жыл бұрын
It seemed ironic in the video, but I unironically think Subterranean Shunning Grounds is S-tier, or at least A. It's claustrophobic, creepy, and gross, but that's exactly what a sewer level should be. The thing that makes it so great is how every path somehow wraps back around to the first site of grace, and you keep unlocking new shortcuts as you progress, making what seems like a massive and daunting area at first actually very well-connected and navigable. It's really excellent level design.
@JP12345 2 жыл бұрын
This might actually be my favorite Elden Ring channel The production quality is really high, the jokes are actually funny and the editing is outstanding Keep up the good work
@HoneyBanev Жыл бұрын
its in the lore
@deadbodybaby1 9 ай бұрын
How does it feel to be gay bro ?
@JP12345 9 ай бұрын
@@deadbodybaby1 *_????????????????_*
@deadbodybaby1 9 ай бұрын
@@JP12345 do you enjoy being a homosexual ?
@thiago292 3 ай бұрын
@@JP12345seriously though, how does it feel?
@compatriot852 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect Dark Tark to be a fellow Deep Rock Galactic connoisseur. Definitely a fitting musical choice for this scientific discussion about Australia (Volcano Manor)
@AntVaz7 2 жыл бұрын
Dark Tark actually giga chad
@jaydenlobbe7911 Жыл бұрын
Australia is actually Caelid, look at a Map of Pangaea for proof
@tomhodges1552 Жыл бұрын
Rock and stone.
@Scrotus_the_odd 2 жыл бұрын
I did enjoy the godskin duo a lot. It reminded me of my dad coming home from work
@urmomcom4153 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@touchMelilbro Жыл бұрын
Is your dad gay?
@oneoranota Жыл бұрын
Because he came in with his friend and both were dressed in human skin ?
@Silly_Illidan 9 ай бұрын
U have 2 dad's?
@Leozaure Жыл бұрын
Fun fact : deep roots depth is actually the third city (Nosktella & Nokron), it has been destroyed by Astel and there’s some deep lore behind it explaining why there’s no « night sky » cuz this cosmic flying shitworm took it
@xjammy3315 Жыл бұрын
Devourer of gods theme intensifies
@macgallagher4809 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the Loathsome Dungeater can be found in Stoke on Trent. Really thematic and lore accurate.
@OCMOOO 2 жыл бұрын
Not even 5 minutes and he's giving me existential dread with McDonalds training videos. In all seriousness, your videos are a treat mate.
@SorowFame 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always considered Dragonbarrow as part of Caelid, same as the Weeping Peninsula is part of Limgrave
@mahman1565 2 жыл бұрын
can we appreciate how faithfully Miyazaki recreated the Denmark in caelid. Truly the best area
@livegolfismygt 2 жыл бұрын
A fair, evidence based, objective assessment of all the locations. Absolutely amazing content as ever.
@MegaCygnusX1 2 жыл бұрын
"The Miyazaki Meal: A box full of rats, and your drink is toxic swamp water." So, just a rebranded McNugget meal, then. S tier memes, as usual. You're one of the few creators who can make me cry, sometimes with laughter.
@marakui5071 Жыл бұрын
7:04 dunno why but it's so fun to watch that troll yeet the jar at you.
@iHaveTheDocuments 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the list was essentially meaningless and it's just him kinda explaining the game, even though much of it is wrong. He carried a dog a turtle and our horse a dog.
@CandleInTheRain Жыл бұрын
This has to be the one of the greatest Elden Ring videos. Its a fact, its in the lore.
@Maffo__ 2 жыл бұрын
The loathsome dark tark is back with another banger
@nachiketrao5285 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t been this hyped for a new video in a long long time😆 Truly some of the most refreshing content I have stumbled upon!❤
@soyculpabledefraudefiscal8696 2 жыл бұрын
My parents divorce felt like farum azula or caelid the first 3 days, after that it just felt like liurnia
@mr.senpai455 2 жыл бұрын
The editing is so weird. I love it. 10/10
@thesenate1808 2 жыл бұрын
Another incredible video Tark. Your channel has some of the best content this year. I hope you continue making vids like this!
@arthurhsu9111 2 жыл бұрын
The Miyazaki meal is just perfect, it has everything Miyazaki dreamed of.
@chiku1337 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you just chose the most random order to talk about the different locations. I also loved the humor as always, keep it up
@acksOldPeople 2 жыл бұрын
The Caelid locals are real vinegar of the earth types
@Hepheat75 8 ай бұрын
Great rankings, I've been binge watching your Elden Ring videos and I am loving them.
@Gh0st652 2 жыл бұрын
One of the DLCs will have a Travis Scott boss fight where you have to fight through a crowd that's trying to trample you. Scott does the robot
@alexdarkz3339 Жыл бұрын
and once you think you’ve beaten it, Drake comes out and the second phase begins
@Gh0st652 Жыл бұрын
@@alexdarkz3339 Drake is just Mohg
@shroomian2739 Жыл бұрын
Caelid has crazy Staten Island energy
@ethanmatthews2198 2 жыл бұрын
This guys channel and editing skill is hilarious, definetly deserves more subs
@sassy3138 Жыл бұрын
I had such a shitty day and haven't really felt good in a week or so but your video really kinda brighten up my day a little bit, Thank you!
@AThousandFires Жыл бұрын
I love your sense of humour and delivery, thank you for the work you put in to making this 😗
@jasonblundelldobebussing 2 жыл бұрын
The ULTIMATE Dark Tark Home Locations Tier List:
@nightlyboot4888 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you’re always using the dark moon great sword and wearing the albunaric bug eye alien 👽 mask. Makes me giggle. Your monotone voice and edits are great too.
@epicgamer0777 2 жыл бұрын
this man needs more clout he is so damn funny
@nomadofthemultiverse8469 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who had Snake Eater in the back of my head during the ladder parts at Mt. Gelmir 😅
@albert4434 2 жыл бұрын
I literally had to go ng+ for that legendary item in leyndell, im glad my pain is understood
@AlaniLTD Жыл бұрын
NG+ twice to get the endings one at a time while I was having a glance at locations I was more unfamiliar with for secrets. 7 months later, I'm doing it again on the PS4 version just to platinum it twice, a full playthrough. My biggest complaint is that the game isn't long enough to last until the next FromSoft release.
@JoeyC4D Жыл бұрын
first time watching a video & gotta say the editing is so good! I always find "souls" videos to be so boring but you had my attention the whole time
@BingusMode 2 жыл бұрын
Your channel is legendary man, love your videos
@Casualplayerone 4 ай бұрын
This has to be the best dry humor I’ve seen in some time and these edits had me literally crying 😂😂
@laurentlegault7780 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen a tier list this perfect before great job
@PancakrK Жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece of a video, keep up the good work!
@DevonRucker Жыл бұрын
My divorce felt like lake of rot at first then it started feeling like Calid. After a while it started to feel like limgrave.
@angbald Жыл бұрын
This is like the 5th time I've watched this video and I just now noticed the Umberto Eco reference. You have skills man. Bravo.
@COOMmanderInChief 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, this really hyped me up for the upcoming Happy Meal DLC 👍
@marshallnelson384 2 жыл бұрын
Brave and Boss Baby to represent Melenia and Miquella is the best thing I’ve ever seen
@philbuttler3427 Жыл бұрын
"Then I got this run" with the overused speedrunning success music is the best joke in this whole video.
@thechosenflutterbox Жыл бұрын
19:50 that's exactly my experience, I never found that ladder on my first playthrough. My brother was playing on his file and he found it, and that's how I found out about it
@slappybigalow8971 Жыл бұрын
The "torture harness" in volcano manor is a real life device called a scavenger's daughter, and it was designed to compress your leg joints and ribs.
@RedfernInkanina 2 жыл бұрын
Was just rewatching your older videos and saw this was posted. I screamed.
@theamelia4580 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making my day with this king
@bklam10 Жыл бұрын
Omg thank you for putting into words what I've felt about altus plateau
@eternalsummer8409 Жыл бұрын
When I got Elden ring when it came out, I was confused about the lift of rold and how half the key to access the lift was past the lift, until I got deeper, both literally and figuratively, into the game and found everywhere is fairly easy to access when you get closer. The game can still be confusing for sure though
@jamesfriedman2890 Ай бұрын
I was not expecting an Umberto Eco reference in my daily Elden ring content intake. Thank you.
@Avocado_san Жыл бұрын
Miquella's Haligtree is my favourite location bc great lore, stunning visually and good enemy challenge. also it has the warm feeling to it
@shockedgaming8391 Жыл бұрын
this is the first video i saw from you. subbed
@danyalmirza1 2 жыл бұрын
This video made me laugh so much😂😂. You sir have got a new sub
@coureurdesbois6754 Жыл бұрын
Dark Souls got me trough the very tough to live divorce of my parents.
@itstreestand 2 ай бұрын
I cried during the bridge cutscene, most emotional one in the game ❤
@kanekitchen3802 8 ай бұрын
please more videos, it's the only thing that brings me joy
@qluke7371 Жыл бұрын
You have the most engaging editing skills. Subarued!
@sharifabdelal4149 Жыл бұрын
You forgot one thing about Deeproot Depths. You know how you were talking about the Eternal City that’s the whole happy meal for boys and girls and all? Deeproot depths might not be a happy place… but it’s the Nameless Eternal City.
@snuffles1469 Жыл бұрын
I was praying you'd reference snake eater when you mentioned the ladder, you did not disappoint
@chiliseggs3407 2 жыл бұрын
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
@wigglerrave4020 Жыл бұрын
0:27 I have somewhat subconsciously identified them through the following: Nokron is purple, Nokstella is blue. There you go. Also, Nokron is set in a much, much more spacious cavern and on a cliff within that cavern. Nokstella is very cramped in comparison, probably in part because it’s not as deep underground as Nokron.
@JoshuOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Great tier list man. Also love the #classicAdelaideIcon at 14:00
@8-ball397 2 жыл бұрын
thank you for making me good day even better
@prometheus_arrow 6 ай бұрын
Because of the addition of stephen amell at S tier with an arrow joke you yourself have gained a loyal subscriber! Glad to see you grow!
@nikolasfella985 2 жыл бұрын
dark tark is the best creator this decade and nothing can change my mind, he is the elden ring of content creation
@liamfalvey5142 Жыл бұрын
Any sort of holy damage is extremely useful in siofra river, something like the sacred blade Ash of war is super useful against everything I’m there, especially the ghosts
@swagwolfgang Жыл бұрын
The miyazaki meal will be made of rock hard bread and everytime you bite it your teeth fall out so that when you’re done miyazaki will say “it feels good when you overcome this hardship”
@jeromejaggi5375 Жыл бұрын
8:11 "And then, I got this run" was perfect
@limb-o7180 Жыл бұрын
there are at least 2 more hidden areas in stormveil you didn't mention, I can't blame you since I only discovered them on my third playthrough
@buffboitv9707 2 жыл бұрын
What a crazy cool video that would be crazy if I liked and commented before I saw the video to help algorithm
@MattBG67 2 жыл бұрын
Would it be crazy if I joined you too
@jackshiels3239 Жыл бұрын
Mate your content is top tier. Hot damn this is good stuff.
@thereviledexcrementdevoure684 2 жыл бұрын
Dung.
@josephnapier606 Жыл бұрын
Started elden ring 2 months ago and the best thing I discovered in the game was this channel ❤
@josephnapier606 Жыл бұрын
Like bro 😂the icons in all these tier lists got me in tear 😂😂
@ozanvural4658 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why exactly, but this video just resonates with my soul. Gg
@devinthorn8182 2 жыл бұрын
You’re definitely one of the Elden ring KZfaqrs of all time. Jk I actually do dig your stuff, really appeals to my questionable sense of humor. keep up the good work! Or don’t its whatever
@kuromim5805 2 жыл бұрын
it can never be a bad day when dark tark posts😤
@ReaverTheSurvivalist Жыл бұрын
5:12 this joke and “This is Sellen, she likes to make noises” have made me seize up from laughter, thank you
@trashketchum9782 Жыл бұрын
the DQXI music for lake of rot at 11:07 was a nice touch
@flutomania Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest tier list ever with risk of rain 2 music, this is peak content
@RulerX. 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of elden ring is going to Florida swimming in the scarlet rot and playing with the dogs and birds on the street.
@youngmingo103 Жыл бұрын
Man I thought that was Detroit
@TheMMObro 2 жыл бұрын
The jackads theme when talking about riding the coffin off the waterfall lmao
@somnaire3418 Жыл бұрын
I love that TB Skyen Reference haha
@ARKSYN 9 ай бұрын
This dude's delivery always gets me. Hilariously dry and can't see the punchline coming half the time. Definitely subbing for more
@griffindotson735 2 жыл бұрын
Love the vids man
@douche3bag 2 жыл бұрын
This video is an absolute banger
@haltorn2611 2 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely incredible man
@ewieman8 2 жыл бұрын
Another video!!!! Love your content!
@crusaderofthemoistening9096 2 жыл бұрын
Please upload more often you are the best
@shentt8837 2 жыл бұрын
thank you for this dark tark i was eating pizza and decided to watch the video and started laughing very hard at one part, and decided it was better to pause the video to stop laughing because i feared i was gonna puke the pizza, but when i paused your depressed alien loadout just started staring at me and i couldn't hold the laugh anymore so i blasted pizza all over my legs and i did it about 3 times until the video was finally over very nice video
@guapdoctor1176 Жыл бұрын
Just found your channel with the boys at the sesh and we’re geekin You sir are invited to the cookout