Sentient BP Oil Spills when there is a discord server at the function: discord.gg/3zd363mJeZ
@nobleman9393Ай бұрын
What's the deal with FromSoftware and their sentient fuels.
@horus3846Ай бұрын
Imagine having a weapon that sucks off your enemy automatically. Then enter the mimic fight 💀💀
@Fiddlefiddle5000-qv1lyАй бұрын
@@horus3846 such a romantic story. I cried for 3h straight when they broke up it was so sad.
@UseMePatraАй бұрын
bad timing, its just gonna be filled with DLC spoilers. should've made it after the release by a while
@PaleoPalicoАй бұрын
get ready to get sucked off into adventure
@reaperiwk7555Ай бұрын
Damn he's absolutely right, as soon as I discovered the way down to siofra river and saw what was down there, my first thought was, "damn I think this is my new favorite game"
@toastmaster914Ай бұрын
Too bad he never said the BP oil spills were Aldrich 2.0
@yoder903Ай бұрын
Yeah my favorite spot is the dragonkin area in between siofra and nokron, hands down best location in game, minus lake of rot which is hands down S tier
@reaperiwk7555Ай бұрын
@@yoder903 lake of rot is too great for us mere mortals. Miyazaki really outdid himself with that one
@yoder903Ай бұрын
@@reaperiwk7555 yessir, now we can only imagine what the DLC’s new swamp zone has offer
@spamaltf4Ай бұрын
@@yoder903 i dont wanna give him any ideas but technically we had no deathblight swamp 😐
@maxaltenkirch1022Ай бұрын
Since Astel stole the Eternal Citiy's night sky, he represents light pollution
@nightscout9979Ай бұрын
That's the real reason why Deeproot Depths' sky is brown.
@user-px7tg8bb2yАй бұрын
Thast true prepare to cry
@Btd6enjoyerIguessАй бұрын
It’s canon, it’s in the lore
@compatriot852Ай бұрын
Aliens, feet, and fade to black bang cutscenes... I think Miyazaki is trying to tell us something
@toastmaster914Ай бұрын
Mmmmm......
@coslawstudio3001Ай бұрын
Far beyond a thing....he is telling his world...
@miguelzurita3216Ай бұрын
Don't forget big pillars 🤔
@t.r.1014Ай бұрын
The next souls game should be written by Quentin Tarantino. Truly, he get's Miyazaki's vision. ... At least the feet part of it.
@eduardsuchite58103 күн бұрын
Welcome back mass effect
@anonfinally1692Ай бұрын
Godwyn's corpse: "Hello there."
@coleinfinito9686Ай бұрын
Just applied to dental schools and under “notable achievements” I mentioned I was subscribed to dark tark. Hope I get it
@untidaledwildman5143Ай бұрын
There is no other alternative, they must accept you. It's Canon, it's in the lore.
@sirnutaku7716Ай бұрын
It's always what the deal with this place and never how's the place dealing with it 😔
@SRudaАй бұрын
So deep...
@Jimbo-bo9ibАй бұрын
On Jah
@greed94Ай бұрын
"This is canon, it's in the lore" Is something my D&D group uses a lot thanks to you. Always gets a good laugh. Thank, Tark of Dark.
@desertdude540Ай бұрын
What is the deal with the Eternal Cities? It turns out that they are cities that are eternal. This is canon, it's in the lore.
@ssjdjpd5756Ай бұрын
this sounds like something Tark would say
@LtCdrXanderАй бұрын
Marika the Eternal, more like Cities the Eternal
@loganlowther1759Ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😤
@desertdude540Ай бұрын
@@ssjdjpd5756 That's the thing. A lot of his jokes are just taking something literally to an absurd extent, but his delivery is so consistently perfect that it doesn't matter.
@arpadbilibok-kemeny7539Ай бұрын
dark talk upload gotta be a top 10 thing of all time
@arpadbilibok-kemeny7539Ай бұрын
dark talk?
@toastmaster914Ай бұрын
"Mommy ASMR" truly is one of the things of all time
@average4154Ай бұрын
I mentioned my subscription to the one and only DarkTark in my resume and got the job (REAL)
@toastmaster914Ай бұрын
I'm gonna try this, would this work for lawyers?
@ElPolutusАй бұрын
Based, both you and the employer.
@yoder903Ай бұрын
It’s canon, it’s in the lore
@segarrariosАй бұрын
I have a job interview next week, so I will unsub and resub on that day.
@average4154Ай бұрын
@@yoder903 Bro I heard his voice in my head as I read it lmao
@lentongamingАй бұрын
14:52 Errrm guys he's right behind me isn't he 🤓☝
@nastynamed1892Ай бұрын
Um guys.. you're gonna wanna see this 🤓☝️
@MaidenlessRunt-mz7zmАй бұрын
Um.. that sounded better in my head 🤓☝️
@nastynamed1892Ай бұрын
@MaidenlessRunt-mz7zm erm welp.. that didn't go quite like how I planned huh guys? 🤓☝️
@astel_xviiiАй бұрын
this video accurately represents what i will be spending the next 3 days with as i wait for the dlc thats canon, its in the lore
@themrnoob0Ай бұрын
Fade to black self-bang cutscenes?
@astel_xviiiАй бұрын
@@themrnoob0 yes!
@agxrytАй бұрын
> i think this is the only encounter in a modern fromsoftware game where the door locks behind you Its an easy mistake to make but you're forgetting their obscure game "Elden Ring" where you get locked in a room with a banished knight. Oh and also literally every boss ever
@DarkTarkАй бұрын
Nah i'm pretty sure the banished knight encounter lets you grab the key without fighting the knight right? and you choose to enter boss encounters before you get trapped in them. That was my reasoning behind what I said, I considered elaborating a bit more but I didn't want to spend more time on it.
@dAiMYoBeArАй бұрын
@@DarkTarkblocked and unsubbed (this will look awful on my resume)
@MaidenlessTarnished638Ай бұрын
If you kill gostoc, the door won’t close behind you because he’s the one who closes the door
@darthtom10023 күн бұрын
In DS3 you automatically get teleported into the Dancer's arena after you kill your 3rd lord of cinder, that was pretty traumatic for me
@idonomaeatomoku9322Ай бұрын
I cant believe how he never talked about how Mozart and Santana wrote the song for the ancestral spirit.
@vitaliydickson2530Ай бұрын
I was waiting for a moment when he’d summoned a mimic tear to assist him against himself! A truly legendary battle : “I, me and myself”
@divinegeneralpufgk6550Ай бұрын
3 weeks of despair over now. Plz upload more for my mental 😢
@PickleBoy556Ай бұрын
Best Elden ring youtuber fr
@Stoneboy44Ай бұрын
Dark Tark try not to bring the ”mythical cut scene” up challenge.
@Frenzied_flame_enjoyerАй бұрын
Two days before the land of shadows hears boss music 🗣🔥
@elsgare8485Ай бұрын
Merika was actually facing multiple potential charges from her illegal dumping of BP Oil into the Siofra River, which caused her to shift the blame onto the tarnished in order to dodge the accusations. The tarnished were exiled as a result, and people quickly forgot about the whole things. Thats canon, its in the lore.
@kyanplayzroblox2046 күн бұрын
On jah
@InChristWeTrust99925 күн бұрын
‘You just run from one end to the other, sipping your juice box like a big baby’ 😂😂😂
@YourDapper1Ай бұрын
That’s cannon (SAY IT WITH ME NOW) it’s in the lore
@Wizard_GraphicsАй бұрын
Can't wait for "what's the deal with Messmer's fade to black bang cutscene" next month
@anitaremenarova6662Ай бұрын
What's the deal with 18 inches of Messmer?
@spvstuАй бұрын
This vid was awesome. Great pacing and storytelling. The camera angles were amazing.
@whiteboi4112Ай бұрын
14:53 hes right behind me isnt he ahhh turn
@Bojang-BugamiАй бұрын
I... never knew. It's mind blowing. The pale zombie-dudes, have one eyeball. My life is now forever changed. Thank you Dark Tark-Senpai.
@mackshearer974Ай бұрын
Wow, I was watching your videos all night and who would have though another one would release today
@RonWldАй бұрын
i love macdonalds toys
@6_Star_Neckphones_timelost6 күн бұрын
They were better before kids started choking on them
@brainafkstube5393Ай бұрын
This whole alien mumbo jumbo reminds of that meteor that captured the dinosaurs and flew off with them into space, around hundreds of years ago. Where are they know, I wonder
@thexdfacedgamer2306Ай бұрын
*_"OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! Who lives in the caverns, Under the night's sacred grounds???"_* _"ThE nOxTeLlAiN's!!!"_
@dmottaz2068Ай бұрын
Patiently waiting for u to do this series on the dlc
@nivolcm_Ай бұрын
I completely understand now its all coming together the "Aliens" of Elden Ring all have crazy foot fetishes
@ace7933Ай бұрын
True
@thatvillainjayАй бұрын
It's a damn tragedy they didn't give you a review copy of erdtree
@WanFullАй бұрын
my man slip a deep rock soundtrack and expect me not to notice 4:20 . ROCK AND STONE!!
@EpicShayminАй бұрын
The Dragonkin Soldiers are EVAs
@VimRefreshАй бұрын
Coming off from my long ass exam and just in time for some tark, lovely
@rebornmcwАй бұрын
Self love is watching Dark Tark videos. This is the TRUE begin to cry.
@mob4196Ай бұрын
It's too early for lore videos. Lore master tark, you okay?
@LoganTEMАй бұрын
Yoyogi-koen
@HAOSxyАй бұрын
"Fuori fa caldo, ma dentro fa freddo" is literally the base concept of Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree
@vagrant2863Ай бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't mention how gravity is a type in the game that does bonus damage against itself. Thus making it so that Astel suffers from extreme self-loathing issues due to his parents not being married. Truly the message is that the only way to overcome self-loathing is with self-love and more self-loathing.
@alfierocks67Ай бұрын
Recently found your channel and I just wanted to say you’re an absolute legend mate. Love your videos, keep it up 🫶🏼
@weeger3930Ай бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Tark blessing us
@silvaronin3230Ай бұрын
This is such a gift. Thank you Dark.
@bigmegatoast6578Ай бұрын
I love your videos and i look forward to watching each one i love the sound of your voice
@Terry_2Tones_2Ай бұрын
Thia just made my morning!
@blondegirl7240Ай бұрын
Finally a new video 🥳 Thank you
@cherryboi2624Ай бұрын
A dark tark video? The crop is bountiful this season 🙏🔥
@mrsanic1536Ай бұрын
im going to enjoy this video to the fullest, thank you Dark Tark
@Julys443Ай бұрын
This man is able to joke himself into one of the most compelling eternal cities theories out there
@maxscholz911Ай бұрын
4:33 nice one with the DRG music in the back
@horus3846Ай бұрын
Your elden ring videos are my favorite content period. Im hoping for more great videos now that the dlc is out
@wut282Ай бұрын
thank you for the video
@psychomammoth9640Ай бұрын
Would love your takes on Godwin or Miquella more!
@DarkTarkАй бұрын
i've already started work on godwyn and fia but i'll make videos about the DLC first
@psychomammoth9640Ай бұрын
@@DarkTark interesting theory of Radagon being a tear of sorts, that would’ve been weird if true, I still can’t help but think that in the trailer that when she spoke about Miquella’s blinding strength that that would be mention Godwyn himself. Might be wrong, maybe his soul did die on the night of black knives or Miquella saved him somehow, wasn’t sure.
@spammer_kid_ks1636Ай бұрын
HELL YEAHHHH NEW VIDEO
@LolSoTАй бұрын
But what if frienzied flame tho?
@michaelhuebner5179Ай бұрын
That DBD chase music at 0:55 ❤❤❤
@Beveo-xd8bcАй бұрын
The king out of nowhere was wild
@austinsavage5962Ай бұрын
This guy sneakily became my favorite youtuber
@Junebug879Ай бұрын
Dude made me laugh 5 seconds in with that Gulf of Mexico joke lol
@austin31bennettАй бұрын
Ohhhhh boy everyone's favorite Antartican is back AGAIN with another banger 🔥💯😤
@antonironstag5085Ай бұрын
As an Irish person, hearing Siofra being pronounced correctly by a non-Irish person is just 🤌
@sonicskadooshАй бұрын
The elevator in weeping was the moment I knew I loved this game. I found it and said I’ll go down it tomorrow I came back next day wondering where it could lead one long ass elevator later the elevator opens and the sky fills with stars my jaw was in the floor
@GjaltsАй бұрын
Is it just me or was there no " This is the true prepare to crie " ?
@THEW0LFB0YАй бұрын
Ah yes the iconic fade to black bang cutscene returns
@samf.s.773129 күн бұрын
You need to do a sequel to the divorce video, that way you can elaborate further on the divorces, including the DLC ones.
@matthewblyth3324Ай бұрын
POV you are evil Dark Tark: Hello, I am Light Tark
@vector4487Ай бұрын
I can only imagine what it would be like to watch this dude do a video on the Metal Gear series
@DirtyMike124x7 күн бұрын
I'm getting older and pickier by the day, but wow your videos never cease to tickle me absolutely fucking pink. You are hilarious, and if you do the majority of your editing, you are an awesome editor. You rock.
@lasarousiАй бұрын
Aww sweet, real time discovering new tuber.
@mikewatkinson1996Ай бұрын
Maybe im just very stoned but i cant stop laughing at 2:50. Just kinda looping it over and over
@SRudaАй бұрын
YEESSSSS Dark my beloved Uploaded lets gooo Hello
@soupdumplingssАй бұрын
i never fail to click a video by darktark with the title whats the deal with for it not to be a lore video WHY DARK TARK WHY1!!!1!!
@allthe1Ай бұрын
You are truly the greatest of all tarks
@novanoble181Ай бұрын
I call into work to watch this
@johnokazaki7967Ай бұрын
1:18 you perfectly encasulapted what does it feels to play elden ring for the first time haha
@johanneskrebs835Ай бұрын
I. needed. This !
@captainperson27Ай бұрын
You can never tell what this guy is gonna say next
@tiredasf107Ай бұрын
One more dark tark before the dlc Nice
@Crudelis1Ай бұрын
Best Elden Ring Lore channel!
@teddydorian3630Ай бұрын
When I fought the mimic tear I got him to 69% health and a spontaneous fade to black bang cutscene happened
@endlessmars5735Ай бұрын
Fighting your mimic with the martial arts moveset will be sweet.
@friendoftheoyster3906Ай бұрын
Between the self-ship fanfic and the horrors of the global oil industry, its safe to say youve made another banger. I forgot how massive this area was
@AminCrispinoАй бұрын
I love using gliststone breath against the spheres and watching them try to move forward failing miserably.
@maximilianheiss568418 күн бұрын
Continue these videos for the dlc please🙏
@drex4402Ай бұрын
Great video my dude! This brought back the degenerate vibe I missed so much in your last videos (in my humble opinion). Keep up the good work!
@zeno6554Ай бұрын
What is the deal with @Dark Tark? EDIT: THANKS FOR THE VIDEO! DON'T STOP MAKING THEM! ( these videos are funny and you have a good sense of humor? ) 😃😀
@Hepheat75Ай бұрын
BP oils spills might just be the true Prepare to Cry.
@DiesNahts6969Ай бұрын
Dark tark finally joins the "divorced" tier. Did it feel like atlas plateau?
@wegoberserkАй бұрын
very cool
@renendell12 күн бұрын
Bonus points for connecting Elden Ring to a kind of Dark Forest scenario
@RelativelyBestАй бұрын
Dark Tark doing God's work by refusing to let the world forget about the BP oil spill.
@WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuyАй бұрын
Honey, that can wait, DarkTark just uploaded
@bokiboky624214 күн бұрын
As a dutch person i can verify that we come from the mountaintop of the giants
@apinkrat7135Ай бұрын
Dark Tark has his work cut out for him with this new DLC, I pray some day he makes a video on Midra and the frenzied flame! I cannot wait for the clips of Midra in phase one with a funny little sound effect as the guy just waddles around!
@yunuss58Ай бұрын
Didn't know the Nox were italian
@CdfawАй бұрын
I subscribed to Tark, put it on my resume, then got a job the next day!
@VictorIV0310Ай бұрын
Greetings, Lore Master Tark
@tebonrakov5671Ай бұрын
im liking just because of thumbnail
@morganlucchiАй бұрын
6:18 it's italian: "fuori fa caldo ma dentro fa freddo" meaning "outside is hot but inside is cold" And, like, why? What is this about?😂