"I'm starting to think Ethan is the least human person in this game." If only we'd known how correct that would be.

My biggest sin is the fact his wife was suspectedly dead for 3 years yet when he hears from her his main instict isnt too call the fbi lmao.

RE7 Alternate name: PRETENDING TO BE DEAD FOR 3 YEARS TO MY HUSBAND(OMG) (GONE WRONG) (GOT INFECTED)

You wonder why jack survives this, the real sin is how do jack's glasses survive all of that

Jack: "Boy, what are you doing?" Lucas: "Converting all this digital footage from button cameras to VHS because VHS is inherently creepy these days. Also, I need to go into town and buy a mess of VCRs."

I live in Louisiana and i can confirm. CELL PHONES WORK

5:06 It makes sense that he wouldn't wear a ring because Mia has been presumed dead for 3 years

I don’t know if this was on purpose but the pause screen says ; Retry, Options, Stats and End. Each one of letters spells out Rose. Ethan and Mia’s child.

"Whenever a game wants to do southern horror, it inevitably picks one of two states: Louisiana or West Virginia" Then, you find Mia's ID and it says she's from Texas. Texas is never safe from being involved in horror plots xD

I think the only thing that irked me about RE7 is the characters' mouth movements.

Jack: "Groovy!" Ethan: *"That's not groovy"*

"Why do they have emblem keys and shadow locks?" There is a file that says the house was built by Trevor.....the same guy who built the Spencer Mansion. It may be weird, but it is at least an explanation. The guy is just an eccentric architect., but people in universe must have really liked his work at the time.

I'd have to say the most horrifying thing In this whole game is the wasp nest crotch

The real question is... Where dafuq is lucas?

Lucas’s death in Not a Hero paid homage to both Saw and, with more subtlety, The Thing.

Ethan is infected, so he could reattach his leg easily Jack is infected too, so he cant die lol

You missed the sin where Zoe created the serum in a god damned juicer, lol

125, Ethan trespasses on the bakers property.

"Resident" evil because umbrella labs are secretly living underneath our cities.

*DID NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THE PHOTOGRAPH TITLED "ARKLAY MOUNTAINS, 1997" IN THE LIVING ROOM BEHIND THE FIRST LOCKED DOOR*

To everyone who's saying this is a prequel, not only does the game take place in 2017, when every other RE game was before then, but, Umbrella was secret before Racoon City happened.

"Cancerous Internet meme Umbrella tweeted out" XD I died

9:03 Margwrite has the ability to not lip sync with her dialogue

Actually when Zoe calls you all the phones ring.

if you play in vr you'll see Jack pushing on your knee to accelerate the car and switch gears

"After twenty years the title Resident Evil actually makes sense, because this game has some actual evil residents as villians." *Sin* why'd this guy sin this? Lol. If anything that should be -1 to the sin tally

chris DLC is free and pretty good, just saying.

In Resident Evil 7 in order for Jack to die he would have to crumble after turning white but he never does that which means he never dies

Redfield hasn't got Boulder puncher mode activated hence why he works for umbrella.

In addition to sin 71: Unless you're Markiplier, in which case you don't find that tape until AFTER you finished that entire section.

“i’m starting to think ethan is the least human character here” that quote aged like milk

To be honest, a lot of the stuff you sinned was explained "lore-wise" in the files you find, so... I guess you get an equivalent amount of sins for that :)

Mm about what you said when Ethan sees Jack and Zoe in the living room. Its not “supernatural “ its the hive mind. Zoe was still alive and jack is revealed later to still be alive as well. Thats why you dont see his wife. She really is dead. And Lucas was separated from the hive mind. So it all makes sense.

Ethan is hinted to be infected by the mold. Zoe is to. And with the way the hive mind works, Zoe is able to "sense" where Ethan is at all items, which is how she knows he's safe and near a phone. Ethan being infected also explains how the healing liquid works. He's not using it to heal, he's using it to stimulate the fungal infection, which causes the healing factor to kick in. It's the same healing factor that the other family members have, just not as "advanced" This link through the hive mind is also how Ethan knows how to craft bullets and stuff. He's not military trained, but Mia presumably is. So her skill could've been transferred through to Ethan through the hive mind. And as far as how the VHS tapes work... I don't know. Call it magic or something.

If you think Zoe is calling specific rooms, then you need a refresher on how house phones work.

8:31 " Cancerous internet meme umbrella tweeted out " 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

About Mia going apeshit on Ethan: Eveline's violent nature influences people, it doesn't directly control them. Although they can't resist the change to their persona, they still retain a semblance of free will. Hence why Mia was going murderous but still shouting stuff like "leave me" and "must contain the outbreak". It's all explained in Ethan's conversation with Jack's conscience: Ethan: "So she infects you than takes control?" Jack: "No, not exactly, son. She just...forces her way into your mind, your soul. You can't fight back. You are connected to her and you can't resist the urge to...oh, you're a different person after that."

Actually for Ethan to talk to Mr. Baker while he's linked up to the mold makes a lot of sense. Sure mister Baker's dead, but this is not a supernatural scene. You see when Ethan repeatedly kills Mr. Baker he does a lot of damage to Jack's brain, which we see regenerate just fine. Jack Baker's memories however should not be there considering a memory is a repeating neurological signal and that a partial or full decapitation would halt/erase. Therefor those repeating signals need to be copied and kept somewhere else in Eveline's vast mold colony. So what we see as a ghost of Jack Baker is just the stored memories/personality of Jack that get copied, re-corrupted, and put back into a regenerated Jack brain. Seems like a hellish existence to me.

They actually do bring up why Zoe couldn't call the cops. There's a note you can get in the game that can be easily missed that details how people have been going missing at the Baker residence for years, including cops, and that they've been under investigation by the local police department. This doesn't make it any better, but they do give an explanation.

5:10 Considering Mia had been attacking Ethan like a rabid mad dog, I'm pretty sure Ethan breaking down and crying over axing Mia in the neck would be out of place. You do that if you kill them accidentally, not in sudden self defense.

5:07 he doesn't wear a wedding ring because his wife has been supposedly dead for 3 years so it's not a sin..take it back!

So not to defend the silly parts of the game, because it really is silly and stupid, but still loved it overall, but for those wondering how a few parts of the game are what they are. The Old guest house from the start and end of the game, is likely where the real body for Eveline was from the very start, this is implied with the bed found in an earlier room, and by the fact that Mia was her favorite and she was said to be near her at all times or visiting her. This explains her ability to warp around the game, but naturally it does create a few issues in regards to why said room is now different and has a bed in it though, it is possible that Eveline had herself placed there after the opening of the game in order to stay at a safe distance while she observed her new family candidate. It would explain why she seems to warp around at least. How can the Bakers know exactly where Ethan is all the time ? Well, this is actually easier to explain, after the opening of the game Ethan is infected, this also explains the healing ability he has suddenly gained in regards to his hand that was stapled on (( likely to misdirect the player from the idea, lore wise his infection could have been in the early stage at this point and the staples where just there to help out )), and his leg attatching so easily, another interesting note is that the healing item does not remove the scars on your hand during the intro stage after you are injured, but they are gone when you start chapter 1. This also explains why he keeps seeing Eveline vanish and appear in locations she should not be able to go with a wheelchair, he is infected and she is just putting herself there. Everyone who is infected by the mold is to an extent mentally linked, this explains why Jack can talk to Ethan during the ending parts of the game, he and his family are linked inside the fungus, even with the serum used on his body earlier to "kill" him, it likely did not do so permanently as the serum does not seem to be a permanent fix all, but it does seem to grant a larger ability to combat the infection as long as Eveline does not focus directly on them. We can come to this conclusion due to the files we can read in the lab in the game. Ethan likely cannot sense the others due to how early he is in the infection state, the game happens from sundown to morning it seems. So how can you even hide from them when they are hunting you ? Well, either they are literally just fucking with us, which is quite possible considering Jack, or there is a limit to it, either way, silly. The reason why everyone is insane, is pretty much because of Eveline and the mental link via the fungus, in the same files we read that she would age 25 times faster without the drugs they used on her, likely a form of self destruct they created in case she got away, Eveline herself has basically gone insane, and since she is linked with the others who have reached a certain stage of infection they have also gone insane. As for Lucas, yep, psychopath since he was a kid, he is not under Evelines control but clearly still has the fungus infecting his body, so Eveline likely does not realize since she can likely sense the fungus itself (( speculation but it kinda makes sense )). She is a child, likely only been alive for a few years, she was aged to look 9-10, her base was human but they clearly developed her with a certain intelligence in order to make her a more effective weapon. It does explain why Lucas thinks she is stupid, she simply does not have the life experience to really let her spot when people are completely lying to her, though at the same time she is linked with people she has infected mentally, so kinda stupid XD So why on earth is Mia who has been infected the longest not in the same state as the majority of the Baker family ? Well, Mia is her favorite, it is possible that Eveline simply kept the infection from progressing in the hopes she would just come around and be her mother, she also wanted Ethan to replace Jack as her father, so she likely held back quite a bit there as well, then just let the fungus develop as fast as possible towards the endgame because she had had enough of him. As for why she tried to get Mia to just kill him at the start ? Well, gonna have to blame that on insanity, Eveline is not stable anymore due to the lack of injections over the 3 year period, it is a bit of a cop out reasoning, but yeah, mentally insane. The lab in the mines, that lab belongs to Lucas, at least if we take in mind the files within it, he likely built it with help from Tentsu, the company that created Eveline and the other child corpses you can find during the game, some of them possibly came from the ship wreck, yes they where transporting Eveline on it, but it is likely they also transported quite a few of the other bodies as well, at least we can find one container during the ship vhs that seems to indicate it. As for why Tentsu is not retaking Eveline, well I think it is pretty simple overall, for data collecting reasons, the area is overall secluded so they can watch the result of their BOW with less disturbance, and they get to see how long their BOW can manage without the injections before dying due to the rapid aging, for them it is likely a win win situation from a situation that likely caused them to panic a bit, they also learned their BOW was capable of breaking their handlers orders and rebell. Why does the lab have the required items needed to craft the E-Necrotoxin ? Likely for Lucas to use if they needed him to terminate Eveline for various reasons, more a safety net just incase if anything else. Lucas was simply their willing observer, the bastard was a psycho from childhood, and it is implied he is pretty damn intelligent as well, which is not a good combination. The DLC that will be about the "Redfield" we see at the end of the game is going to be free content for the game for those getting a bit eye twitchy over it, even without DLC though, the base game is still quite solid. Welp, wall of text at this point...... OH WELL ! " gets shot " But yeah, the game is REALLLLLY stupid overall, but god damn if it is not entertaining for those reasons and the overall mood and feel of the game, it fully deserves the sins, but this is a heavy sinning game that deserves to be played. The silly and stupid parts of the game are pretty much what the series has always been, but they are still silly and stupid things XD Edit: Just for funsies, you can get fungal infections on the brain in real life, and like many situations that can have a effect on the brain, hallucinations are very possible, one of the worst you can get is "Mucormycosis", the mortality rate is extremely high even if caught early. It is quite rare though, but still.

resident evil 7: jack survives this

For sin #46, it isn't just the first aid liquid that reattached his leg. Ethan is infected with the mold which promotes regenerative aspects.

With a lot of these you don't even think about the story. Mia is in good shape because the Baker family kept her alive and well by feeding and hydrating her. As she says about 30 seconds after, "the family brought me food through here"

the one thing that pissed me off about this game was that there was no variety in enemies.. they're all the same.

When did Ethan lose his leg?? I’ve played the game 4 times once on madhouse and have never come across that... hmm

6:07 These people are losing more hands than a Skywalker this line aged like fine wine

I think the reason Ethan doesn’t call the cops is because I think he just wanted to find Mia and go home and not deal with any interrogation or other stuff by the police or possibly umbrella themselves before Ethan saw the Bakers, Evelyn, and the molded I also believe the reason why Ethan doesn’t wear a wedding ring is so he is not reminded of Mia as much.

What bugged me the most about the story elements was the 'bad' ending. When you save Zoe with the serum, she's gets re-infected by Eve in the raft without touching the mold. Not to mention Ethan touches mold everywhere a LOT, but doesn't go nuts like Mia. One word: DELIVERENCE.

9:00 Zoe knows all about the serum because when they found Eveline and Mia Mia wrote a letter that explained everything and talked about the serum. It's on the Daughters DLC 9:35 for the exact same reason, when Mia wrote the letter she passed out and Zoe found Mia with the ingredient on her hand and the letter 15:10 in the End of Zoe DLC, Jack was revealed to live as a Swamp Monster 17:45 it's not the original Umbrella Corporation, it's the new Umbrella Corps, a company that tries to help fight back biological weapons and tries to clean the name of the original Umbrella

“Resident Evil” isn’t a reference to an evil resident. It refers to an evil that is resident someplace. 1 sin.

The thing I find about female southern accents is they're like 50% sexier when spoken softly or whispered, but -100% unsexy if spoken anything beyond normal volume.

*RESIDENT* noun: a person who lives *SOMEWHERE* permanently or on a long-term basis. The city's and country's visited in RE in the past had evil *RESIDENTS*.

For some reason I was always laughing at the fact that they got some dude to voice Clancy lol. And him burning alive is my favorite scene in the game.

"I dont care how many green herbs you ground up to make that first aid medicine, it shouldn't reattach Ethan's leg." 🤣🤣

No matter how many sins this game has, it is still unbelievably great. Gonna definitely buy the full game myself when the price gets cheaper

‘Losing more hands than the skywalkers’ LMAO

“When they want to do horror, they set in one of two states: Louisiana or West Virginia” Yeah, I live in one of those 2 and don’t blame them either!!

Him seeing Jack and Zoe in the mold is a hint that Jack and Zoe are not dead yet (see DLC) and that Lucas isn’t infected

I wasn't expecting this to be out so fast xDDDD!!!

To explain why Ethan is able to communicate with Jack, it's explained in a file found in the salt mines that anyone Eveline infects with her mold share a consciousness like a hive mind. So despite the fact that Jack is dead, his consciousness, and the consciousness of Marguerite & Zoe, are still kept with Eveline, which explains why Ethan can talk to them when he was encased in the mold.

Mia’s still fully conscious for half the time because she is in fact EV’s favourite, she gets extra privileges because she’s “Mommy”

Came back in 2021 to tell you it now makes sense as to why Ethan survives all this 🤣🤣

why mia's hair didn't grow after 3 years? how can she take a pee or poop? why face of redfield more younger than RE 6? and they face sooo different. WTH but over all i love this game.

I'm surprised you didn't mention zoes bipolar accent when she goes from southern draw to british randomly while talking lol

9:04. Margurites mouth doesn’t move when she’s talking

The cop interrupted dinner by ringing the door bell... not calling the phone.

125: Game dispels all sense of horror by showing you your pursuers 30 minutes into a 10 hour game. 126: Pursuers are slow, lumbering, and half blind which nullifies any sort of tension that they may or may not be looking for you. 127: Horror game thinks: more gross=more scary. 128: Continues to dispel sense of horror by providing the player with a small arsenal of weaponry useful for just about every situation that you might come across. 129: Ethan has the emotional profile of a house plant.

Even though i know that this is all in good fun, the reason the house has puzzles is actually explained. there is a piece of paper in the attic that says that the house was built by the same company that built the Spencer Mansion: Chamberlain Construction.

Almost all of these sins are easily explainable by lore and reading the files, just saying

Cheap jumpscares, sure. But I fail to see why EVERY jumpscare should be sinned. There IS a way to properly use them, y'know.

Wait, Ethan can have his leg chopped off? Haven't seen that anywhere, holy fuck.

A kid at gamestop today asked for the previous six games to know more about Ethan's back story. I laughed my ass of and explained to him that it had nothing to do with previous games. To which he replied: That's stupid. It wouldn't make any sense to do that and then call it #7. I KNOW!

still waiting for Eminem to voice an enemy. A rapping zombie..hmm

Hold up, didn’t it literally say in the game that Zoe had been studying the Eveline Bioweapon so she knew a lot about it??

"A head? I think I've got that one lying arround here somewhere"... Sure you do

Actually that laptop might be Mia’s so...idk

I wanna make this clear. I played Resident Evil 7 and completed it with all trophies. This video means that you don't know what is a game which clearly you didn't complete or understand. Sin 1: Resident Evil is the name of the game that the developers came up with 24 years ago that suites the game good. A resident that became evil. Sin 2: Mia 3 years before the gameplay went on a babysitting job trip to babysit a girl that was causing all the chaos. The Bakers found Mia and the girl by the shore unconscious after the ship they were on shipwrecked. How Mia and the girl ended up on that ship, we don't know the game doesn't tell you. When you control Mia in the game at the ship she finds her stuff that she left after the shipwreck her laptop etc... The Bakers got controlled by the girl and made Mia call Ethan to come and get her. When you get on the ship with Mia, the girl is reminding her what happened when they were on the ship. That is where Mia recorded the video stay away. This means that when Ethan realises that Mia hasn't come back home he would go and look for her. But Mia doesn't want him to look for her cause she is with the girl and will control Ethan too.

How do people in games and movies always fall unconscious while falling in the ocean, and then wake back up after getting washed up somewhere? Sometimes, they wake up the next day. How in the world do they not drown?

you put a lot of cheap sins: 1: tell me one thing that didn't take inspiration from something before it (the whole resident evil franchise took inspiration from another older game). 2. I bet that in this series ghost probably exist, and it makes sense to show interference in front of a dead body. 3. it's clear that Eveline is in complete control of Mia's body, so that she can decide when to transform her into the killing machine mode, so that's not even amnesia and it makes sense in the story. 4. at times you sin actually good jumpscares. I don't get that. 5. it's pretty obvious that this house wasn't normal even before the Bakers got infected: why else would this house be constructed this similarly to a Spencer mansion, with even a picture of the Arklay mountains, a package of the same racoon city newspaper (written by a journalist survivor no less)? we don't know it, but probably that house was constructed by someone that worked with the founders of Umbrella. 6. resident Evil universe is much more advanced than ours. pretty sure they have stuff that can reconnect body parts (maybe is a part of some sort of umbrella thing).

The whole Chris Redfield thing at the end deserved a million sins

Ethan: *catches on fire* Also Ethan: Uhm... ouch I guess(?)

Well now we know why Ethan's limbs connects easily

“A creepy little stereotype”

I think the biggest sin about this game is that Ethan has been infected the whole time, but yet other than the healing of his leg and arm is the most human out of everyone. Then again, I guess everyone else had it in their systems longer

I have always maintained that the original plot of RE7 would have featured something more to do with Ethans hand being cut off and replaced by one that Jack cuts off his son Lucas which would have created reasons for Lucas to go after Ethan but also an in game explanation as to how Ethan can heal himself but also have him fighting off the infection

I think Eveiline can control the rate of infection. She wanted Mia to be very coherent to be her mother and used “daddy” and Marguerite as protection. She didn’t care much about Zoe she didn’t spend much time trying to corrupt her. In the DLC with Redfield it goes over that the rest of Umbrella rebranded themselves and are cleaning up their messes and taking responsibility for the harm they caused. They team up with the BSAA to accomplish this and use Redfield as a specialist.

I'll just say that plenty of these can be explained since the mold has a hive mind, so the molded, the Bakers, Mia, Eveline, and Ethan himself, being infected, are within it. The only difference between Ethan and the rest is that the level of infection determines whether you remain independant or not, and also Eveline is pretty weak by that time (Notice her REAL self).

Am I the only one who felt bad for Clancy (the cameraman) the most in this entire game? He goes through so much shit from Lucas. Even being tortured to play a fucking card game to the death or being burned to death (in-game). R.I.P Clancy.

Dartigan: Putting sins on Ethan’s healing factors Resident Evil 8: Ima ruin this mans whole career

15:15 technically Jack isn’t dead at this point. He reappears in the dlc End of Zoe

The Chris Redfield DLC IS FREE!

About Ethan reattaching his arm and leg it's due to him being infected with the E:001 aka Eveline giving him superhuman regeneration like the Bakers , it's written in late game files about the healing ability of the E series ......

As someone in Mississippi, I can confirm this is pretty accurate. - Family arguments which turn physically violent over disgusting mystery soup - Loaded guns lying all around the house in random places - PTSD 'Nam vet boomer walking around without a shirt on incoherently cursing at thin air - Incoherent boomer mother who curses at everyone and is obsessed with hanging weird trinkets and shit up everywhere - Shit living outside and in the walls National Geographic has never seen - An entire junk yard outside and under the house - 20-something daughter who doesn't speak to her parents and wants to leave but can't living outside in a camper - 20-something mentally fu**ed up son with torture fetish who would f*** his own sister in a heartbeat - Drugs hidden in random places The only inaccuracy is basements. We don't have them near the Gulf Coast because the water table won't allow it.

Honestly the star wipes are really edited into the video just well enough that it looks like every time a character screams in your face you’re just going “no no no… none of that please.”

I can't tell if GCN straight up copied some sins or just "took inspiration"

Bonus Sin: Curing Zoe legitimately changes almost nothing significantly, and she dies only moments after getting on the boat with you on the way to the ship. This leads to Mia somehow having the magical ability to become a bonus boss fight on the ship (wielding a knife - understandably pissed off you chose Zoe over her) despite the fact you left her behind. Not entirely sure why this 2nd ending is even in the game as curing Zoe doesn't really change anything, and even causes certain things to make no sense once you get on the ship since you didn't bring Mia with you.

Let's clear up some things, Ethan never saw the recording from mia, at the start of the game you carry one item, an email supposedly from Mia for Ethan to come. We learn later it's not from her but simply a trap. Also Mia wasn't watching the video, she recorded herself on the laptop when she became infected with the mold believing all hope was lost for her so Ethan should stay away. She also knew there was a slim chance Ethan would ever see it but it was all she had at the time. Ethan came because of the email which didn't say anything bad, just for Ethan to come pick her up, she's in Dulvey, Louisiana at the baker farm. There's still no real justification for not calling the feds since she was presumed dead for three years...

The sins about Ethan being injured and healed immediately hasn't aged well...