Seem familiar? This is a re-make of an old video of mine from 2012. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n9Rhhs55ycCWY4U.html

1:21 “If you haven’t already done so, you’re donezo.” Seems like the right type of humor used for an as seen on TV product.

"Gary, what are you doing?" *eternal pause* " h a i r c u t " "Right. Okay. That makes sense."

The AI Upscaling is making some of these faces terrifying.

"Remember, SuS is the key to getting Sucky looking hair-cuts."

*Sees this in my feed* "Heheh, oh yes, ab-sleuthly"

I opened my easter egg and found a dathings ytp inside. It's an easter miracle.

0:42 Not even in YTP is Colin safe from bald jokes

The Rary family sure is talented. Gary Rary gives haircuts, Barry Rary is a friend & manager, and Kari Rary went to college!

Trying to look at their faces is like reading inside a dream. Also, huh! This is where CutituC CutituC comes from!

My jaw dropped in shock and disgust and delight when the zoom on the OWO hit me. Fantastic stuff, keep it up.

The modest mouse outro is a piece of magic.

Using Homestar for "flattops or buzzcuts or flatcuts or buzztops or zuzzcuts" is an inspired choice, as this joke fits right in with "breakfast, lunch, munch, and pinner!"

Nice to see the Rary family again - first Barry Rary and now Gary Rary

This looks like a fever dream

0:09 when you see hair for the first time

Sauce, Mammoth, Colin Mochrie -- three of the things necessary for a good YTP. Thanks for the remake!

I'm not gonna lie, you are the most underrated KZfaqr of all timr

I like to watch these videos immediately after they've been uploaded, and then return to watch them again after they've gotten subtitles. I must say: I really like how Ellie describes the strange YTP laughter as "laughing in both directions". It makes a strange kind of sense.

I saw one of these in a junk shop in Omaha once. It felt like my dreams were leaking.

This is one of the best things ever, I'm glad you kept the "cutaduck" meme from the original and actually animated it. I never forget my bottle of lubricant to provide many years of service and enjoyment.

THE RETURN OF ABSLEUTHLY

I was waiting for the "Absleuthly" line. I'm surprised it took 3 minutes and forty-nine seconds to come up lol

The next time I go to the hairdresser I'm going to ask for a Zlozzcut.

thank you so much for reviving the flowolf... this is mine and my best friends favourite ytp of all time.... zuzzcuts

"If you haven't already done so, you're donezo" is such a good line.

"Well, it certainly does suck!" - Wayne Campbell

The Flowolf: The Perfect gift for your wife.

Oh jeebus, those faces will haunt my nightmares. I wouldn't have it any other way.

"You can create spearmint." Holy shit, where can I get one of those?

There’s still something so threatening about the “never get a haircut” woman. I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark alley.

*BETWEEN SCORPY'S VHS VIEWING STREAMS AND THIS, I JUST CAN'T ESCAPE HAIR TRIMMERS, HUH?* Also why does this man look like a mannequin

0:57 you can tell he's a straight guy because he thinks that tiny bottle can bring *years* of enjoyment

As a fan of Whose Line, seeing DaThings include Colin Mochrie just makes my day better haha

Great Hairstyle Runner reference!

That Float On mashup gave me a brain aneurysm. I'd do it all over again. ❤

You've been one of the people that inspires me to become a meme interpreter, deciphering even the confusing jokes/memes with my vivid imagination that God gave me to share with people.

U know its an old one when theres Colin Mochrie

Seeing these jokes I’ve seen hundreds of times given the presentation they deserve feels so good. Love these remasters.

This brought me so much joy, I'm gonna go get a zuzzcut.

Last year, my father randomly grabbed a Flowbee that he had in the garage, from the 90s. A gift he never used and wanted to try out, since all barbers/salons were closed. Needless to say, I said absleuthly no! Try it on a mammoth first

"And of course, a bottle of lubricant, to provide many years of service and enjoyment " I died hearing that

Me, noticing that it's missing the "Link" joke at the end: "DaThings, what are you do-ing?" Nah, I'm just kidding, great job as always.

Colin Mochrie, in addition to being a "satisfied" customer, is a good cool nice guy who loves his trans daughter.

Can we appreciate the time it took to add the subtitles?

"Retired Bouncer" was a particularly slick joke

Absleuthly hilarious. About halfway through I lose it and start giggling uncontrollably

The F L “OWO” L F

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed harder when Colin popped up. This was incredible.

Gary Airy really moved up in the world. Remember when he was a service manager at A&P?

Cathy R. Tube That's brilliaaaaant

You could feel the straight tension at the end.

The "hi I'm Collin" made me realize the fact that there aren't that many (if there even are) who's line is it anyway ytps

Cathy R. Tube is the best joke I have seen all year

Can't believe my man GaryRary lets his newly-created spearmint just drop to the ground. You gotta nurture your new creations!

oh my god that poor guy really does think it's "absleuthly" since he says it again

Many of the parts are missing. Peace, and good luck

0:42 I’m reminded of that Whose Line moment when Colin said “Well, it all started with a badly-timed bald joke!”

using float on the way you did was absolutely unlimited IQ

I'm only half a minute in and that Colin Mochrie reference has me rolling. You are an absolute genius, every single video a masterpiece.

I'm glad to see you're making content still. These are my faves

This feels like a cs188 video, we've come full circle

DaThings: cutting ducks since 2012.

I wonder if any of the people in the original video will see this or maybe they've all succumbed to the vacuum

Float On during the credits is the absolutely most beautiful thing to listen to whilst hiiiiiiigh

I still absleuthly love this one

Amazing! I had thought no one was making Colin Mochrie bald jokes any more!

absoluthly changed my life. I already added it to dictionary and I'm going to use it on my boss tomorrow. Thanks Dathings!

Love the timing of these with the music, Great Work!

Was this a YTP Remake I didn't know I needed till now? ABSLEUTHLY! (I just so happened to be thinking about the original a few days ago too, haha)

Some of these faces just made me laugh so hard lolz. The comedic timing in this YTP was so good. I guess you could say that it was super effective at making me laugh. Well done as always there Dathings!

Now all I want is Modest Mouse jingles for everything ever made.

Ab-sleuthly is part of my daily vocabulary after i watched the original movie theater cut.

I like Garyrarary's trendy haircut, it's so fluufy ....bouncy .. Ne na ne na ne na ne na ne na..

the true #snydercut we never know we needed!

I was already dying throughout, but the music over the credits finished me off. Amazing vid! I hope this is seen by future generations so they understand what hair struggles their forefathers had to deal with.

Love that you put the subtitles btw , it's easy for me to understand any jokes

Your videos are awesome.

Your YTPs are hilarious, I subbed man, keep it up!

THE DIALOGUE THE INTERRUPTIONS AHHH IT'S SO NATURAL

Another silent masterpiece by DaThings!

This is the absolute last place I expected to hear Modest Mouse Nicely done

I love your stuff heaps bro

This one had a lot of those really good jokes that only hit a second or two after it's gone! I loved "you can create spearmint" at 3:33 , didn't get it until the text on the package became fully visible!

the smoothing makes the whole thing look like the quake 2 model warp

Now that the Ellie cut is out the studio will have to greenlight more films in their YTCP. (You-Toob Cinematic Poopiverse)

"It looks like I never need a haircut... and I never need a haircut so I never get a haircult" 😂 Gary seems to be having technical difficulties btw

Sometimes, I get worried and wonder if I'll be okay then I remember We'll all FLOWOLF on okay.

Excellent!!

Props to everybody with the bravery to try out a zuzz cut. I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with hair growing out of my eyes

Glad to see that Gary is back. He's my favorite.

I want to see more YTPers release directors cuts of their older YTPs like this, I thought this version was even funnier than the older one!

Real talk though, did anybody else get super anxious about the rising speed and pitch of that music at the start? I love how genuinely terrified it somehow made me. Great Video by the way, got a great laugh outta me!

"Proper supper is the key to getting for sustenance" Stark reminder

the quality of the footage makes it seem it was generated by an AI

I clicked the video when it had no views. Now it has 7 views, 15 likes. If anyone dislikes this video, you deserve nothing but SoS jokes.

The remake that we didn't know we needed

I'm getting a haircut this Saturday and I'm having supper right now. I'm glad I watched this right now lol The strangest, most amazing coincidence

GARYRARY? I thought he was Scaryrary and maybe a furryrrury...?