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"By the way, you're dressed" is definitely a phrase I'll use if I start dating, to create the perfect thirst impression.

"Good morning!" "I'll buy your car." 😂😂😂

"If the customer is bi, this leads to three ways. Even if you're in the middle of the sales presentation" That killed me

"the customer is going to throw snowballs at you" Man, the 80's were wild

And DaThings once again gives me a lhrase I shall use in my day-to-day speech: "Let me add some thoughts. . . . . Now let me add some words."

I appreciate that even in a YTP about sex tips in an automobealership, the importance of consent isn't forgotten.

I was thinking of going to a dealership for an automobile, but now I feel compelled to find an automobilership instead.

The science of nomnomnomics; The study of cellery

Nothing beats a classic DaThings portmanteau joke......automobealership is so good

"If the customer is bi, this leads to threeways" I wish that were the case

"Making the customer feel adeez..making the customer feel adeez nutz." What a classic

'If the customer is bi, this leads two 3 ways' :|

"Many sales people find themselves in a dialogue that goes like this:" "Good morning. I'll buy your car." like yeah i guess but

"You're going to find that most of your customers are poor." Not inaccurate.

4:08 the face of someone realizing they’re in a YTP

"Let me add some thoughts: ......................" "Now, let me add some words: The difference between..." That was brilliant!

I like how the guy started to give pick-up tips to help his coworkers score more than just a car sale 😏

The fact that you made "manipulating people into buying cars. srars." using only text and a quick audio reversal of a part with no speech is beautifully meta.

salesperson to friends to lovers

Mercedes-Bendz 𝓑𝓜𝓦 Jaugar Cadilladilladillac Rolls-Rolls-Rolls H

I'm so glad that the Eccentric Severe Tumors 80s cinematic universe is expanding

“I’m going to add some thoughts...” ~silence~ “Now, I gonna add some words”

This feels like the masterpiece production of years of DaThings' adherence to making "clean" YTPs. I guess this is what you get when you have years of resisting cheap sex jokes in YTPs. No cheap shots or knee-jerk sex references here, just galaxy brain levels of innuendo.

He's looking to replace his three year old.

The "Lemme add some thoughts now lemme add some words" joke is another reason why DaThings is the queen of clever when it comes to YTP.

This brings us to a key question: what?

The “Let me have some ideas” joke is absolutely killing me

Some more Dathingsisms: “Automobealership” “Susconscious” “Sciencenomics” “Losspect”

I like how even the sexual jokes aren't too obscene. Good old DaThings keeping it clean as possible even when the jokes are suggestive ^_^

DaThings cutting off sentences never stops being funny.

"There's nothing worse to me than having somebody pull out of here in a new Mercedes-Benz. I mean, this is a Toyota dealership. How does that keep happening?"

This YTP gave me something to talk about

"let me add some thoughts... Now let me add some words" felt like a joke out of Airplane! Top notch stuff.

3:31 "You might learn that the customer is a witch. At the same time, you're trying to satisfy your need to earn friends, and turn a prospect into a source of repeat friendship and witch parties." Gotta get my invites to those witch parties. Once you go to a witch party, you're ruined for non-witch parties.

"This brings us to the customer's clothes. Remove them as obstacles to the sale and fully expose the customer." "Don't you know anything about consent?" "...Good point. Fully expose the customer WITHOUT forcing them." Only dathings would be able to sentence mix a sex joke that still manages to be wholesome somehow at the same time.

Between the 3-ways, witch parties, and snowball fights this sounds like my dream job

Gotta be real, "nomnomnomics, the study of celery" comes to mind every time I or my roommate feed our rabbit some celery. We think about it a lot.

Christ. Another new Chrysler.

I believe this YTP has fulfilled one of my susconscious needs.

Consider this: Mercedeeze NUTS

staff training videos are such good sources. I'll buy your car I'll cuy your bar

"Mercedes Benz" THIS ISN'T YOU "Celery" THIS IS YOU~

“The price is equal to the price”. Truer words have never been spoken.

"Husbands like the salesman to take his wife." LOL

I'm spaced. 420 smoke

4:03 "Let me ask you a couple questions if I may" *Eyes widen, Vietnam flashbacks*

“Manipulating people into buying cars” Off to a good start

"That could be a legitimate statement or PSYCHE!" Is pretty much the plot of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

5:22 "by the way, you're dressed" makes me wanna play some Witcher 3

3:24 Middle-aged Frodo Baggins 3:55 the brand logos 🤣🤣🤣

> Drug references, violent themes, dark humor, sexual humor > Like, way more than usual Content warning getting me hyped for some of the raunchier material, but this was still pretty tame by YTP standards

2:34 - "Question: Turn down for what?" OK, you got me there!

At 1:41, I was really waiting for "There's a science in the automotive industry called 'Beating the Workers'."

"No, we're talking about something else'' :)

I just want to let everyone know that the people in this video have seen it and absolutely love it - my friend works at this dealership, and the same guy still owns and remembers this video from the 80s. Some of the salesmen still work there too!

I was not at all prepared for a celery joke in this, the year of our lord 2020.

2:47 this is the most inspirational speech I've ever heard in my life

"However, we're not talking about feet, we're talking about O C T O C A M O." - Holy shit, that was a blast from the past.

3:15 I can't get over this face gesture..like what lol

Believe me, Merceighty’s gave me something to talk about.

i love that you didn't have to edit a single part around "remove them as obstacles to the sale" 5:10

5:15 the consent fairy

"believe me, it'll give them something to talk about" is now one of my home's everyday phrases 😂

The "SRARS" at 0:10 is so validating to my subconscious

The "lie flat on the ground wearing a suit" bit was great, even though I haven't played MGS4.

Consider this: Mercedes Buttz

1:58 "Gooood Nom-Nom-Nomics!" Ibuki would be proud.

The celery callback made me shed a tear 😭

God this has to be one of your all time best YTPs, the pacing and jokes had me in stitches the whole video!

5:39 destroyed me

“Salespeople with benefits” The perfect way to describe my job It has two meanings and they’re both true

I love how good old corporate videos are for YTPs. This one was fantastic.

Omg! “Sus-conscious” already had me in an outburst of laughter. Top drawer, DaThings, top drawer.

7:15 I come back every now and then just for this moment. The clash/contrast between "trust" and "me" cracks me up every single time, lmao

7:31 Guy: Let's give them something to talk about Bonnie Riatt: How about love?

"Good point..Fully expose the customer without forcing them" I was dying hahah

You saved the best joke for the very end. Well done!

This channel is the pinnacle of comedy. I’ve been crying laughing for hours.

I just realized the 420 reference occurred at 4:20 into the video

0:57 that was so smooth

The BMW logo edit is so genius, oh my God.

The amount of sexual innuendo after the 5:30 mark is probably on the edge of KZfaq's ToS 😂

"Let me add some thoughts." ... "Now let me add some words." murders me every time

Aw cool, my uncle is a sciencenomics graduate too.

1:35 That "ok" and "objection" xD

Question: Turn down for what

the fact that I laughed at not one, but TWO _Deez Nuts_ jokes in the year 2020, is a testament to the genius of DaThings

7:04 didn't know the mercedes wanted the ***bendz*** from us bis

3:25 This man has haunted eyes, eyes that have looked out at the indifferent grey sea washing in and out, and where others see the mundane existence of a lighthouse worker and the cycle of the tides, this man sees the eldritch truth, that our sense of metaphysical stability is only skin deep, and that horrors of blasphemous abnormality exist just beneath the surface...this man's eyes have seen what no human was ever meant to see.... And that's probably why he's in a video about selling cars.

"If the customer is bi, this leads to threeways." 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think these end-credits YTPMVs get enough love and acknowledgement as they should. This one was awesome!

It's a great day for America, everybody we get to play The Price is Equal To the Price

I'm uncomfortable with the energy created by 4:52 an onwards. 😂😂😂 "............................. Now let me add some words."

2:23 the price is the price

5:00 and onward got really hilarious! SIMPLY WING IT!!! Believe me it will give them somethin' to talk about! Good luck!

Were not talking about feet were talking about OCTO-CAMO

1:25 that caught me off guard

"Now, let me add some thoughts." *THINKS* "Now, let me add some words."

I've been subscribed to DaThings for years, and have yet to receive the tiger poster or the toaster as a gift. I did get the animal stickers though.